Museum :: Slamboy

Slamboy

Rank	Item	Quantity
#152	"DRINK ME" potion	253
#911	1-ball	3
#295	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	30
#1051	2-ball	2
#1455	3-ball	1
#364	30669 scroll	23
#386	33398 scroll	45
#297	334 scroll	20
#889	4-ball	3
#879	5-ball	3
#900	6-ball	3
#158	64067 scroll	3
#178	668 scroll	7
#500	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	4
#1486	7-ball	1
#1425	8-ball	6
#626	9-ball	1
#409	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	2
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#879	Ancient Saucehelm	3
#651	Angry Farmer candy	98
#785	Asleep in the Cemetery	2
#125	BGE merchandise order form	33
#180	Black Body™ spray	1
#256	Black No. 2	25
#204	Blatantly Canadian	15
#502	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#243	Boris's ring	7
#117	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	18
#171	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	65
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1014	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1055	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#703	CRIMBCO scrip	185
#2127	CRIMBCOIDS mints	2
#1189	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#237	Cherry Cloaca Cola	5
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#1187	Cloaca grenade	6
#1416	Cloaca-Cola	2
#1152	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#396	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	7
#600	Cloaca-Cola helmet	4
#904	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#308	Cloaca-Cola shield	8
#611	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#1480	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1451	Corpse Island iced tea	2
#680	Crimbo candied pecan	13
#455	Crimbo fudge	24
#511	Crimbo peppermint bark	20
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#1071	Crimbuck	534
#1656	Crown of the Goblin King	12
#1717	Daffy Taffy	4
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#190	Diet Cloaca Cola	7
#1697	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#235	Divine	2
#456	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	2
#427	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	11
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#814	Dolphin King's crown	5
#152	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	78
#636	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	5
#153	Dramatic™ range	10
#2269	Drowsy Sword	2
#1304	Dyspepsi grenade	4
#669	Dyspepsi-Cola	86
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#323	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	8
#435	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	6
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#315	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	7
#581	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#1103	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#1467	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#211	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	15
#469	Elmley shades	1
#538	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	9
#1167	Feynman gate	5
#512	Frat Army FGF	1
#164	Gaia beads	25
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#64	Gnollish autoplunger	4
#99	Gnollish casserole dish	10
#192	Gnollish flyswatter	16
#208	Gnollish pie server	10
#232	Gnollish pie tin	17
#212	Gnollish plunger	13
#233	Gnollish slotted spoon	9
#247	Gnollish toolbox	20
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#249	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#227	Hell ramen	18
#185	Hippy Army MPE	47
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#678	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#804	Imp Ale	107
#135	Jarlsberg's earring	10
#237	Jolly Roger charrrm	17
#149	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	79
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#181	Knob Goblin Uberpants	3
#287	Knob Goblin elite helm	20
#281	Knob Goblin elite pants	20
#347	Knob Goblin elite polearm	14
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#301	Knob Goblin firecracker	67
#668	Knob Goblin harem pants	3
#672	Knob Goblin harem veil	3
#134	Knob Goblin learning pill	2
#355	Knob Goblin love potion	33
#462	Knob Goblin lunchbox	2
#405	Knob Goblin melon baller	3
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#216	Knob Goblin pants	71
#416	Knob Goblin perfume	6
#23	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	150
#250	Knob Goblin scimitar	55
#622	Knob Goblin seltzer	6
#4	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	2,003
#205	Knob Goblin spatula	73
#339	Knob Goblin steroids	28
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#557	Knob Goblin superseltzer	4
#288	Knob Goblin tongs	50
#243	Knob Goblin visor	27
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#155	Knob mushroom	99
#215	Knob pasty	2
#233	Knob sausage	27
#29	Knob shroomkabob	11
#23	Knob stir-fry	27
#351	Knob stuffed shells	1
#646	Knoll mushroom	8
#66	Knoll shroomkabob	28
#142	Lockenstock™ sandals	33
#3360	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	2
#174	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	62
#90	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	662
#953	M-242	3
#438	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#735	Mad Train wine	78
#1177	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	4
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#850	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#518	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	2
#133	Meat detector	5
#406	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	10
#667	Meleegra™ pills	9
#344	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	11
#676	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	24
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#190	Mohawk wig	68
#488	Monstar energy beverage	3
#583	Mountain Stream soda	15
#1604	Mr. Mediocrebar	18
#59	ND	8
#138	NG	10
#741	Now and Earlier	1
#275	Orcish baseball cap	12
#340	Orcish cargo shorts	8
#513	Orcish frat-paddle	3
#195	Orcish meat locker	2
#407	PADL Phone	10
#427	Penultimate Fantasy chest	32
#187	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	8
#544	Pine-Fresh air freshener	3
#98	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	5
#149	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	9
#813	Ram's Face Lager	3
#229	Regular Cloaca Cola	5
#673	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3
#1618	Rock Pops	18
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#962	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#1610	Scalp of Gorgolok	2
#187	Schrödinger's thermos	121
#1319	Senior Mints	1
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#617	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#160	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	9
#416	Spam Witch sammich	75
🥉	Spooky Putty leotard	1
#338	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	2
#668	Sugar Cog	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#592	Tales from the Fireside	2
#772	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	2
#1954	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#398	The Art of Slapfighting	2
#493	The Joy of Wassailing	6
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#220	Tiger-lily's milk	4
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#469	Trollhouse cookies	64
#460	Tuesday's ruby	3
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#468	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	4
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#249	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#671	Valentine	28
#100	WA	6
#653	Wand of Nagamar	6
#680	Warm Subject gift certificate	21
#285	White Citadel burger	6
#209	White Citadel fries	9
#1954	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#348	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#1542	Yummy Tummy bean	81
#352	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	5
#397	a little sump'm sump'm	5
#184	abominable snowcone	102
#400	acid-squirting flower	8
#525	acoustic guitarrr	5
#380	adder bladder	15
#348	alphabet gum	4
#258	amulet of extreme plot significance	64
#272	ancient Magi-Wipes	20
#582	ancient protein powder	2
#1652	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	4
#455	ancient vinyl coin purse	4
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
#2606	anniversary gift box	1
#393	annoying pitchfork	7
#631	ant agonist	1
#684	anticheese	4
#544	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	2
#400	antique bottle opener	2
#152	antique souvenir drawing	5
#265	armgun	9
#487	arrrgyle socks	4
#135	arse-a'fire elixir	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#339	asbestos ore	19
#387	asbestos staff	1
#224	asbestos sword	3
#560	asparagus knife	8
#124	asparagus stir-fry	1
#769	aspirin	1
#387	asshat	3
#1227	astronaut pants	4
#380	atomic vector plotter	10
#1054	awful poetry journal	25
#1046	baby killer bee	6
#447	baconstone	18
#3124	badass belt	14
#709	bag of Cheat-Os	4
#430	balaclava	1
#301	balaclava baklava	9
#1312	ball	3
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#630	ballroom blintz	1
#707	bar skin	8
#458	barbed-wire fence	9
#955	barrrnacle	11
#189	barskin hat	3
#487	baseball	7
#532	bat guano	11
#144	bat haggis	3
#463	bat wing	21
#215	bat wing kabob	1
#998	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#783	batblade	1
#505	batgut	35
#876	battered Crimbo Crate	8
#161	bed of coals	5
#577	beer bomb	16
#464	beer bong	2
#338	beer helmet	10
#186	beer lens	15
#217	beertini	10
#314	beholed bedsheet	3
#510	bejeweled cufflinks	7
#330	bejeweled pledge pin	11
#1063	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#241	bellhop bell	1
#770	bi-lateral logic compressor	2
#376	big red clown nose	15
#210	big stick	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#649	bit-o-cactus	1
#203	black cherry soda	1
#188	black facepaint	1
#203	black greaves	13
#188	black helmet	15
#425	black paisley oyster egg	12
#218	black pension check	29
#140	black picnic basket	14
#537	black pixel	27
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#846	black polka-dot oyster egg	5
#289	black shield	8
#338	black snake skin	15
#91	black snowcone	38
#1166	black striped oyster egg	4
#213	black sword	14
#97	black-and-blue light	636
#531	blackberry	8
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#130	blackberry slippers	2
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#315	bloody beer	46
#511	bloody clown pants	8
#408	bloody mary	3
#438	blue class ring	5
#759	blue glowstick	1
#1329	blue paisley oyster egg	3
#264	blue pixel	275
#271	blue pixel potion	3
#96	blue plasma ball	655
#91	blue plastic oyster egg	51
#536	blue polka-dot oyster egg	8
#36	blue snowcone	514
#917	blue striped oyster egg	5
#621	blueberry-frosted king cake	1
#36	bone and arrows	1
#301	bone aperitif	1
#256	bone chips	67
#52	bone crusher	1
#277	bone meal	1
#167	bone rattle	14
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#53	bonerang	1
#58	boning knife	1
#621	borg sock monkey	2
#954	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#497	bottle of alcohol	3
#306	bottle of black cat tonic	1
#256	bottle of gin	94
#2996	bottle of goofballs	5
#461	bottle of popskull	3
#385	bottle of rum	127
#417	bottle of sewage schnapps	10
#1071	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#305	bottle of tequila	95
#350	bottle of vodka	53
#237	bottle of whiskey	204
#381	bottle opener belt buckle	4
#318	bottled inspiration	1
#485	bouquet of circular saw blades	2
#74	bowl of cottage cheese	418
#403	bowl of fishysoisse	2
#289	bowl of lucky charms	2
#274	box	50
#370	box of sunshine	1,041
#205	boxed wine	159
#248	brainy skull	1
#118	brass stinger	5
#415	briefcase	9
#781	brine	20
#243	broken skull	96
#445	bronzed locust	2
#250	brown sugar cane	19
#616	bubblewrap ore	1
#701	bubbly potion	5
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#249	buckler buckle	1
#1627	buckyball	1
#308	bugbear beanie	20
#278	bugbear bungguard	21
#138	bullet-proof corduroys	53
#516	bum cheek	17
#475	bunch of square grapes	3
#539	cactus fruit	1
#145	calle de miel	12
#433	can of Binarrrca	22
#353	can of CRIMBCOLA	7
#546	can of fake snow	1
#181	can of maces	6
#957	can of spinach	1
#32	can of starch	7
#226	can-can-in-a-can	1
#522	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	17
#1141	candied kobold	1
#643	candied yams	14
#1347	candy cane	24
#337	candy kneecapping stick	6
#1030	candy knuckles	3
#1784	candy stake	4
#324	canopic jar	12
#1749	canteen of wine	1
#1216	capacitor relay	5
#1389	carbon nanotube frame	4
#144	carbonated soy milk	54
#310	carbonated water lily	12
#507	cardboard ore	2
#191	carob chunk cookies	13
#121	carob chunk noodles	18
#558	carob chunks	3
#281	casino pass	11
#539	cast	20
#309	cat appendix	11
#596	catgut	5
#802	cement sandals	1
#690	centipede eggs	1
#896	chaos butterfly	59
#663	cheap elven gloves	6
#1514	cheap plastic bottle opener	2
#89	cheap studded belt	666
#698	cheap toaster	3
#508	chef's hat	12
#235	chef-in-the-box	1
#403	cherry	6
#121	chewing gum on a string	159
#320	chloroform rag	8
#81	chocolate spurs	8
#596	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	2
#285	chopsticks	16
#113	chorizo brownies	21
#138	chorizo taco	41
#303	chrome crossbow	2
#271	chrome ore	22
#429	chrome staff	1
#372	chrome sword	2
#168	chrome sword hilt	1
#1146	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#410	clockwork key	5
#513	cloudy potion	13
#323	clown shoes	9
#435	club necklace	15
#691	cocoa egg	9
#382	cocoa eggshell fragment	159
#593	coconut shell	35
#597	coffin lid	1
#436	cog	59
#85	cog and sprocket assembly	11
#623	cold ninja mask	2
🥉	cold nuggets	4,449
#298	cold wad	3
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#507	colorful plastic ball	10
#716	comfy coffin	1
#143	communications windchimes	102
#805	computronic processing unit	2
#555	concentrated garbage juice	1
#333	concentrated magicalness pill	5
🥉	control crystal	1
#375	cool whip	8
#170	cordial of concentration	2
#317	corn holder	3
#443	cornuthaum	8
#790	corpse on the beach	6
#736	corpsedriver	6
#785	corpsetini	6
#74	cosmic lemonade	2
#316	cranberries	87
#952	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#187	crowbarrr	13
#262	crystallized memory	1
#34	cyborg doll	45
#1825	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#464	dance card	2
#508	dark potion	14
#726	dead guy's watch	5
#615	deadly lampshade	1
#410	decaying goldfish liver	8
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#505	decorative fountain	6
#715	dehydrated caviar	1
#622	delicious salad	57
#203	delicious shimmering moth	2
#924	demon skin	1
#374	denim axe	1
#1035	dense meat stack	4
#110	deodorant	34
#471	depantsing bomb	3
#643	desiccated apricot	2
#377	diamond necklace	16
#755	diamond-studded cane	3
#145	didgeridooka	51
#878	dill	31
#869	dirty hobo gloves	4
#752	disassembled clover	37
#316	disbelief suspenders	3
#987	disco ball	14
#1051	disco mask	10
#354	disease	33
#146	disembodied brain	31
#228	dishrag	2
#514	disintegrating quill pen	7
#168	disintegrating spiky collar	2
#596	displaced fish	2
#342	distressed denim pants	7
#742	disturbing fanfic	79
#80	divine blowout	517
#88	divine can of silly string	542
#110	divine champagne flute	188
#69	divine champagne popper	202
#75	divine cracker	200
#81	divine noisemaker	575
#1640	doll house	1
#178	dollhive	57
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#451	drab sonata	7
#321	draggin' ball hat	22
#259	dreadlock whip	3
#395	dried face	7
#291	drum machine	17
#169	dry noodles	1,002
#1370	drywall axe	4
#516	ducha de oro	1
#1476	duck-on-a-string	1
#1927	duct tape	3
#553	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#245	dusty animal jawbone	1
#197	dusty animal pelvis	2
#724	dusty bottle of Marsala	7
#723	dusty bottle of Merlot	8
#685	dusty bottle of Muscat	9
#874	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	3
#847	dusty bottle of Port	4
#663	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	9
#305	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	1
#199	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	2
#301	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	1
#292	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	1
#291	dusty first caudal vertebra	1
#303	dusty first cervical vertebra	1
#190	dusty first thoracic vertebra	2
#303	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	1
#193	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	2
#299	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	1
#144	dusty left clavicle	3
#302	dusty left eleventh rib	1
#201	dusty left femur	2
#183	dusty left fibula	2
#290	dusty left first front claw	1
#323	dusty left first rear claw	1
#302	dusty left first rib	1
#191	dusty left fourth front claw	2
#192	dusty left fourth rear claw	2
#138	dusty left fourth rib	3
#115	dusty left humerus	4
#293	dusty left kneecap	1
#209	dusty left ninth rib	2
#297	dusty left radius	1
#299	dusty left second rear claw	1
#309	dusty left seventh rib	1
#141	dusty left sixth rib	3
#184	dusty left tenth rib	2
#175	dusty left third front claw	2
#303	dusty left third rear claw	1
#146	dusty left thumb	3
#312	dusty left tibia	1
#152	dusty left twelfth rib	3
#296	dusty left ulna	1
#286	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	1
#185	dusty right clavicle	2
#146	dusty right eighth rib	3
#138	dusty right femur	3
#304	dusty right fifth rib	1
#191	dusty right first front claw	2
#288	dusty right first rib	1
#293	dusty right fourth rear claw	1
#287	dusty right fourth rib	1
#208	dusty right humerus	2
#107	dusty right radius	4
#186	dusty right scapula	2
#292	dusty right second front claw	1
#295	dusty right seventh rib	1
#187	dusty right sixth rib	2
#300	dusty right tenth rib	1
#314	dusty right third rear claw	1
#294	dusty right third rib	1
#199	dusty right thumb	2
#291	dusty right tibia	1
#195	dusty right twelfth rib	2
#301	dusty right ulna	1
#189	dusty second cervical vertebra	2
#304	dusty second lumbar vertebra	1
#194	dusty seventh caudal vertebra	2
#100	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	4
#289	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	1
#313	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	1
#187	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	2
#300	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	1
#288	dusty third caudal vertebra	1
#292	dusty third cervical vertebra	1
#198	dusty third lumbar vertebra	2
#288	dusty third thoracic vertebra	1
#293	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	1
#1068	dwarf bread	2
#557	eXtreme mittens	4
#377	eXtreme scarf	7
#4233	easter egg balloon	2
#513	effervescent potion	14
#337	eggbeater	1
#1291	eggnog	9
#494	elven limbos gingerbread	28
#997	elven cellocello	20
#630	elven moonshine	15
#417	elven socks	11
#692	elven suicide capsule	25
#281	empty meat tank	11
#375	enchanted barbell	3
#498	enchanted bean	2
#185	enchanted brass knuckles	1
#540	energy drink IV	1
#350	enormous belt buckle	8
#237	escargotsicle	1
#397	evil golden arch	18
#276	evil golden arches	2
#960	evil googly eye	3
#1694	evil teddy bear	4
#41	evil teddy bear sewing kit	7
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#290	extra-strength strongness elixir	4
#564	eye of newt	10
#217	eye of the Tiger-lily	1
#80	eye-pod	7
#244	eyepatch	34
#508	f3d0r4	9
#764	facsimile dictionary	11
#189	fairy gravy boat	6
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#2519	fancy chocolate	1
#411	fancy chocolate car	7
#885	fancy dress ball	11
#534	fancy opera glasses	6
#291	fat stacks of cash	39
#2007	felt	2
#136	fermenting powder	41
#207	ferret bait	64
#387	festive holiday hat	11
#242	fettucini Inconnu	2
#506	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	1
#651	filthy corduroys	4
#551	filthy knitted dread sack	6
#220	filthy poultice	30
#560	fine wine	5
#1344	fire	2
#135	fire poi	34
#532	fizzy potion	11
#585	flaming crutch	6
#510	flaming mushroom	4
#313	flaming talons	23
#240	flange	12
#373	flaregun	32
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#364	flat dough	3
#83	flavored foot massage oil	648
#789	flirtatious feather	1
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#8208	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#2810	tiny plastic anime smiley	2
#2790	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	2
#2802	tiny plastic astronomer	2
#8248	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#8122	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#3962	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#2570	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	2
#4840	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	3
#2794	tiny plastic blooper	2
#2850	tiny plastic brainsweeper	2
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#4873	tiny plastic cocoabo	3
#6236	tiny plastic coffee pixie	2
#1502	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	3
#3934	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#4495	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#2800	tiny plastic drunk goat	2
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#3844	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#1483	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	5
#3919	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#1413	tiny plastic fruit golem	5
#8149	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#8183	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#6153	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	2
#2803	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	2
#973	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	2
#2788	tiny plastic goth giant	2
#4809	tiny plastic grue	3
#2112	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	3
#2706	tiny plastic hermit	2
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#6145	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	2
#3903	tiny plastic killer bee	4
#3969	tiny plastic leprechaun	4
#8099	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#2728	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	2
#8107	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#2154	tiny plastic ninja snowman	3
#4343	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#6131	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	2
#4463	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#2796	tiny plastic scary clown	2
#4450	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#3849	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#822	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	2
#4010	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	4
#8157	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#8133	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4036	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#2767	tiny plastic topiary golem	2
#2658	tiny plastic turtle tamer	2
#3840	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#2762	tiny plastic warwelf	2
#3848	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#2789	tiny plastic zmobie	2
#343	tiny shaker of salt	7
#216	tiny slimy cyst	2
#260	tires	32
#197	titanium assault umbrella	63
#368	toast	3,031
#129	tofu casserole	13
#610	tofurkey gravy	14
#645	tofurkey leg	13
#243	tomato	232
#186	tomato daiquiri	9
#107	tomato juice of powerful power	37
#925	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#820	tooth	4
#2083	toothsome rock	2
#1239	top	3
#1359	toy crazy train	4
#899	toy deathbot	1
#1217	toy jet pack	4
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#977	toy mercenary	5
#1342	toy ray gun	4
#517	toy soldier	3
#1271	toy space helmet	4
#1384	toy train	1
#1336	toy wheel	4
#478	tree skirt	1
#1277	tree-eating kite	15
#1037	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#658	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
🥇	tropical Crimbo pressie	1
#600	tropical paperweight	1
#53	trousers of the white knight	1
#250	tube of dread wax	14
#442	tube sock	1
#848	turtle totem	26
#413	twinkly powder	3
#505	twinkly wad	123
#833	twitching claw	6
#119	two-handed depthsword	1
#158	uncooked chorizo	41
#262	unearthed potsherd	11
#499	unidentified jerky	9
#785	unstable DNA	57
#2125	unstable laser battery	23
#1151	useless powder	26
#2411	valuable trinket	1
#1255	vampire duck-on-a-string	5
#178	vial of patchouli oil	4
#1777	vibrating cyborg knife	4
#74	viking helmet	256
#705	vinegar	51
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#104	vodka and cranberry	25
#288	vodka martini	4
#386	volcanic ash	8
#358	vorpal blade	14
#655	wad of cotton	3
#184	wad of dough	341
#695	wad of tofu	1
#480	walrus-tusk earring	2
#586	wang	1
#510	war tongs	1
#323	water pipe bomb	140
#474	water wings	1
#934	wheel	3
#86	whiskey and cola	34
#100	whiskey sour	26
#123	white Canadian	32
#222	white Xanadian	1
#132	white candy heart	322
#154	white chocolate and tomato pizza	16
#209	white chocolate chip cookies	20
#694	white chocolate chips	5
#328	white class ring	24
#586	white collar	1
#386	white lightning	24
#685	white picket fence	2
#253	white pixel	151
#418	white satin pants	6
#390	white satin shield	3
#748	white snake skin	5
#690	white sword	2
#118	wholeberd	1
#159	wicker shield	31
#483	windchimes	9
#321	wine spritzer	2
#715	wolf mask	10
#261	wooden axe	2
#1222	wooden block	1
#208	wooden stakes	15
#248	worthless gewgaw	26
#217	worthless knick-knack	46
#211	worthless trinket	28
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#580	wussiness potion	12
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#196	yellow candy heart	267
#133	yellow paisley oyster egg	17
#2050	yellow plastic oyster egg	2
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1695	yellow snowcone	4
#283	yellow striped oyster egg	9
#1397	yeti fur	6
#1065	yo	7
#1056	yo-yo	17

Wow, that's 60,310 items total!

what items are this player missing?