Museum :: BigSchtick

BigSchtick

Rank	Item	Quantity
#1437	1-ball	1
#145	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	80
#1114	4-ball	2
#922	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1975	8-ball	2
#679	Angry Farmer candy	91
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#4298	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#412	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#208	Black No. 2	39
#479	Blackfly Chardonnay	4
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#233	Boris's key lime	1
#308	Boris's key lime pie	2
#668	Boris's ring	2
#1675	Boss Bat bling	1
#934	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	3
#361	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	20
#282	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	2
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#79	Cherry Cloaca Cola	32
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1200	Corpse Island iced tea	3
#4250	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#1476	Daffy Taffy	9
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#63	Diet Cloaca Cola	31
#79	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	86
#117	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	117
#55	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	36
#191	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#1415	Dolphin King's crown	2
#489	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	11
#1105	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#2268	Drowsy Sword	2
#155	Dyspepsi-Cola	514
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#82	El Vibrato power sphere	21
#159	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#83	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	8
#256	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#46	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	7
#127	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	3
#145	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	3
#50	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	7
#183	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	5
#215	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	3
#109	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	6
#548	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	2
#345	Elmley shades	2
#239	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	48
🥇	French slippers	1
#151	Gaia beads	28
#231	Genalen™ Bottle	10
#126	Gnollish casserole dish	8
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#595	Gnollish pie server	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#556	Iiti Kitty phone charm	2
#1179	Imp Ale	34
#432	Jarlsberg's earring	3
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#507	Jolly Roger charrrm	5
#191	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	12
#434	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	17
#280	Knob Goblin elite helm	21
#307	Knob Goblin elite pants	17
#347	Knob Goblin elite polearm	14
#386	Knob Goblin firecracker	45
#781	Knob Goblin harem pants	2
#801	Knob Goblin harem veil	2
#749	Knob Goblin love potion	5
#628	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#459	Knob Goblin melon baller	2
#260	Knob Goblin pants	54
#334	Knob Goblin perfume	9
#232	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	4
#310	Knob Goblin scimitar	38
#337	Knob Goblin seltzer	41
#747	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#760	Knob Goblin steroids	3
#92	Knob Goblin superseltzer	103
#242	Knob Goblin tongs	75
#316	Knob Goblin visor	19
#705	Knob mushroom	2
#131	Knob pasty	4
#503	Knoll mushroom	14
#32	Knoll shroomkabob	74
🥈	LARP membership card	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#123	Lockenstock™ sandals	40
#3899	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#342	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	24
#400	Manetwich	1
#518	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	2
#314	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	8
#403	Meat detector	1
#131	Meat maid	1
#591	Meleegra™ pills	11
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#424	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	95
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#2245	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#396	Mohawk wig	19
#290	Monstar energy beverage	17
#913	Mountain Stream soda	2
#2215	Mr. Mediocrebar	6
#374	NG	1
#508	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#676	Orcish baseball cap	2
#615	Orcish cargo shorts	2
#595	Orcish frat-paddle	2
#199	PADL Phone	53
#507	Penultimate Fantasy chest	18
#296	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	4
#391	Pine-Fresh air freshener	7
#142	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	3
#50	Regular Cloaca Cola	41
#2282	Rock Pops	5
#962	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#107	Spam Witch sammich	625
#419	Supernova Champagne	7
#507	Swabbie™ swab	1
#91	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1,083
#659	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#394	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	4
#141	Trollhouse cookies	419
#460	Tuesday's ruby	3
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#105	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	38
#852	Wand of Nagamar	3
#409	Warm Subject gift certificate	120
#2068	Yummy Tummy bean	32
#375	Zim Merman's guitar	2
#234	acid-squirting flower	17
#187	adder bladder	72
#459	all-purpose cleaner	6
#466	amulet of extreme plot significance	25
#226	ancient Magi-Wipes	31
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#323	ancient protein powder	11
#370	ancient spice	4
#1251	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	5
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#847	annoying pitchfork	2
#282	ant agonist	10
#270	ant hoe	1
#283	ant rake	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#1061	anticheese	1
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#269	antique greaves	30
#132	antique hand mirror	56
#272	antique helmet	29
#294	antique shield	26
#241	antique spear	38
#281	around the world	6
#678	arrrgyle socks	2
#788	asparagus knife	3
#643	asshat	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#738	awful poetry journal	69
#968	baby killer bee	7
#5941	badass belt	3
#753	bag of lard	1
#1592	ball	2
#311	balloon sword	1
#524	ballroom blintz	2
#185	banana-frosted king cake	14
#502	bar skin	16
#1797	barrrnacle	2
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#260	baseball	22
#415	bat guano	21
#56	bat haggis	13
#319	bat wing	44
#523	batblade	3
#474	batgut	41
#227	battered hubcap	1
#398	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#154	beach glass bead	48
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#232	beefy fish meat	1
#66	beer basted brat	5
#449	beer bomb	31
#372	beer bong	4
#559	beer helmet	2
#723	beer lens	1
#619	bejeweled pledge pin	2
#147	big boom	12
#226	big red clown nose	36
#190	bilge wine	131
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#377	bird rib	1
#1015	bit of clingfilm	3
#288	bit-o-cactus	11
#590	black & tan	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#338	black forest cake	8
#290	black forest ham	7
#694	black greaves	1
#546	black helmet	2
#239	black pepper	10
#388	black pixel	54
#227	black pudding	12
#667	black shield	1
#219	black snake skin	37
#587	black striped oyster egg	9
#570	black sword	2
#220	blackberry	69
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#216	bloody clown pants	33
#108	bloody mary	24
#607	blue glowstick	2
#603	blue pixel	63
#142	blundarrrbus	4
#76	boilermaker	12
#400	bone rattle	3
#181	booty chest charrrm	54
#280	boring spaghetti	1
#223	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	31
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#322	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	2
#497	bottle of alcohol	3
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#514	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#183	bottle of gin	177
#4255	bottle of goofballs	2
#680	bottle of pirate juice	1
#232	bottle of rum	308
#147	bottle of tequila	263
#154	bottle of ultravitamins	4
#136	bottle of vodka	275
#175	bottle of whiskey	304
#455	bottle opener belt buckle	2
#299	bowl of cottage cheese	84
#201	boxed wine	167
#352	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	3
#247	brains casserole	1
#174	brass stinger	3
#2708	brick	1
#208	brick of sand	9
#749	briefcase	1
#134	broken skull	234
#194	broken sword	22
#393	bronzed locust	3
#448	brown plastic baby	1
#398	brown sugar cane	7
#498	bubblewrap ore	2
#407	bubbly potion	24
#787	buckyball	5
#382	bugbear beanie	14
#325	bugbear bungguard	16
#497	bullet-proof corduroys	2
#818	bum cheek	4
#513	bunch of square grapes	2
#375	buoybottoms	1
#384	cactus fruit	3
#1022	can of Binarrrca	7
#711	can of Red Minotaur	3
#238	can of Swiller	14
#593	can of maces	1
#957	can of spinach	1
#37	can of starch	6
#1976	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	3
#1142	candied kobold	1
#1439	candied yams	5
#4787	candy cane	1
#3109	candy stake	2
#178	cannonball charrrm	50
#537	canopic jar	2
#985	canteen of wine	17
#374	carbonated soy milk	7
#290	carbonated water lily	14
#294	cardboard ore	6
#317	cardboard wakizashi	7
#75	carob chunk cookies	73
#41	carob chunk noodles	72
#222	carob chunks	33
#585	casino pass	3
#636	cast	11
#396	cat appendix	7
#546	catgut	7
#335	centipede eggs	8
#658	chaos butterfly	123
#1089	cheap elven gloves	2
#235	chef-in-the-box	1
#626	chewing gum on a string	4
#370	chintzy seal pendant	2
#492	chloroform rag	2
#274	chocolate filthy lucre	16
#185	chocolate spurs	4
#256	chopsticks	19
#38	chorizo brownies	86
#101	chorizo taco	67
#523	chrome sword	1
#18	chunk of rock salt	2,601
#174	clay peace-sign bead	38
#445	cloudy potion	19
#212	clown shoes	15
#179	clown skin	48
#115	clown whip	1
#158	clownskin belt	2
#1349	club necklace	5
#612	cocktail napkin	1
#185	coffin lid	9
#270	cold ninja mask	13
#357	cold nuggets	1
#229	cold powder	2
#123	cold wad	36
#207	communications windchimes	51
#107	concentrated magicalness pill	24
#468	cool mushroom	4
#558	cool whip	3
#159	copper ha'penny charrrm	56
#333	cornuthaum	15
#621	corpse on the beach	8
#1011	corpsedriver	4
#42	cracker	7
#241	cranberries	132
#460	creamsicle	2
#113	crotchety pants	1
#412	crowbarrr	4
#183	cruelty-free wine	16
#458	cup of primitive beer	1
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#268	cyclops eyedrops	1
#554	dark potion	11
#284	dead guy's watch	25
#212	decorative fountain	46
#554	dehydrated caviar	3
#742	delicious salad	40
#591	demon skin	8
#375	denim axe	1
#336	deodorant	7
#471	depantsing bomb	3
#497	desiccated apricot	6
#1596	diamond necklace	4
#852	diamond-studded cane	2
#238	didgeridooka	18
#219	digital key lime	1
#279	digital key lime pie	2
#482	dire fudgesicle	1
#972	dirty hobo gloves	2
#1628	disassembled clover	1
#1040	disco ball	12
#787	disco mask	21
#88	disease	248
#670	disembodied brain	2
#402	displaced fish	8
#985	distilled fortified wine	1
#490	distressed denim pants	2
#758	disturbing fanfic	74
#656	donkey flipbook	1
#356	dope wheels	1
#484	drab sonata	6
#102	draggin' ball hat	113
#259	dreadlock whip	3
#649	dried face	2
#340	drum machine	12
#1677	drywall axe	2
#182	duct tape	280
#81	duct tape buckler	1
#129	duct tape dockers	1
#93	duct tape fedora	1
#400	dull fish scale	3
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#139	dusty animal pelvis	3
#133	dusty bottle of Marsala	163
#89	dusty bottle of Merlot	247
#281	dusty bottle of Muscat	74
#128	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	186
#121	dusty bottle of Port	206
#164	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	127
#290	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	1
#153	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	3
#316	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	1
#301	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	1
#95	dusty first lumbar vertebra	4
#188	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	2
#193	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	2
#282	dusty left eighth rib	1
#305	dusty left fifth rib	1
#191	dusty left fourth front claw	2
#192	dusty left fourth rear claw	2
#297	dusty left radius	1
#299	dusty left second rear claw	1
#191	dusty left seventh rib	2
#322	dusty left tenth rib	1
#303	dusty left third rear claw	1
#208	dusty left tibia	2
#299	dusty right clavicle	1
#289	dusty right eleventh rib	1
#205	dusty right femur	2
#310	dusty right first front claw	1
#177	dusty right fourth front claw	2
#293	dusty right fourth rear claw	1
#287	dusty right fourth rib	1
#292	dusty right second front claw	1
#299	dusty right sixth rib	1
#199	dusty right third rear claw	2
#199	dusty right thumb	2
#195	dusty right tibia	2
#301	dusty right ulna	1
#146	dusty sacral vertebrae	3
#304	dusty second lumbar vertebra	1
#127	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	3
#182	dusty sixth cervical vertebra	2
#104	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	4
#300	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	1
#292	dusty third cervical vertebra	1
#287	dusty third lumbar vertebra	1
#118	dusty third thoracic vertebra	4
#611	eXtreme mittens	3
#670	eXtreme scarf	2
#422	effervescent potion	24
#503	effluvious emerald	1
#337	eggbeater	1
#2058	eggnog	3
#643	elven limbos gingerbread	20
#574	elven moonshine	17
#617	elven socks	7
#416	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	26
#142	enchanted barbell	16
#184	enchanted brass knuckles	1
#487	enchanted toothpick	2
#149	energy drink IV	32
#426	enormous belt buckle	5
#367	enormous hoop earring	2
#970	evil golden arch	1
#48	evil teddy bear sewing kit	6
#240	exploding hacky-sack	6
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#125	extra-potent gremlin mutagen	2
#96	extra-strength strongness elixir	26
#411	eye of newt	20
#403	eye-pod	1
#570	eyepatch	8
#120	f3d0r4	112
#762	fake blood	1
#279	fancy bath salts	51
#377	fancy canapés	1
#634	fancy chocolate	5
#1417	fancy dress ball	5
#1141	fat stacks of cash	2
#288	fermenting powder	7
#393	ferret bait	12
#968	festive holiday hat	3
#102	fetid feather	115
#197	filthy corduroys	50
#196	filthy knitted dread sack	48
#147	filthy pestle	24
#168	filthy poultice	52
#95	fine wine	158
#692	[2426]fire flower	1
#431	fire poi	2
#149	fish-liver oil	171
#107	fishy fish casserole	2
#438	fizzy potion	20
#724	flaming crutch	3
#120	flaming feather	128
#71	flaming mushroom	37
#132	flaming talons	97
#256	flaregun	55
#142	flirtatious feather	62
#171	floorboard cruft	3
#298	flowing hippy skirt	2
#664	flute of flat champagne	3
#497	foam noodle	1
#180	foolscap fool's cap	21
#282	freezerburned ice cube	1
#108	frightful feather	112
#140	frigid ninja stars	373
#545	frilly skirt	4
#107	frozen feather	122
#48	frozen mushroom	80
#187	frozen nunchaku	19
#2467	fruitcake	3
#260	funky dried mushroom	36
#198	furniture dolly	14
#478	furry fur	117
#427	furry pants	1
#498	gas balloon	5
#222	gauze garter	73
#183	gauze shorts	1
#696	gearbox necklace	1
#209	ghuol ears	93
#223	ghuol egg	105
#39	ghuol egg quiche	81
#92	ghuol guolash	140
#386	giant cactus quill	1
#1077	giant discarded bottlecap	3
#372	giant foam finger	4
#398	giant glass of brandy	1
#175	giant moxie weed	22
#502	giant needle	54
#2128	giant pinky ring	2
#2821	gingerbread bugbear	3
#3042	gingerbread horror	2
#939	gingerbread mutant bugbear	5
#82	glass of goat's milk	166
#75	gloomy black mushroom	61
#280	glowing red eye	71
#71	gnatloaf casserole	4
#406	gnatwing	9
#458	gnoll lips	6
#661	gnoll teeth	2
#203	goat beard	39
#117	goat cheese	325
#700	goat cheese pizza	3
#271	goatskin umbrella	5
#254	gob of wet hair	74
#693	golden ring	40
#784	gr8ps	1
#257	grapefruit	31
#225	grapes	47
#392	grave robbing shovel	2
#985	gray bow tie	4
#507	green pixel	76
#154	gremlin juice	16
#174	grouchy restless spirit	168
#4475	grue egg	2
#526	grumpy old man charrrm	2
#391	grungy bandana	1
#179	guano coffee cup	18
#507	guitar pick	4
#624	guy made of bee pollen	3
#617	gyroscope	4
#4021	handful of confetti	3
#1034	handful of hand chalk	5
#288	handful of moss	13
#187	handful of nuts and berries	19
#251	handful of pine needles	20
#698	handful of sand	6
#450	handful of sawdust	5
#134	handful of walnuts	33
#323	handsomeness potion	5
#383	happiness	4
#3383	heart necklace	1
#528	heavy D	77
#194	heavy metal sonata	3
#322	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	2
#457	hellion cube	10
#936	helmet turtle	21
#165	hemp string	137
#199	henna face paint	9
#313	herb brownies	90
#1015	herbal stuffing	7
#370	herbs	52
#196	hill of beans	141
#428	hippopotamus skin	1
#241	hippy herbal tea	2
#436	hippy medical kit	3
#482	hippy protest button	2
#409	honey-dipped locust	4
#300	hors d'oeuvre tray	3
#308	hot date	18
#559	hot katana blade	12
#177	hot nuggets	12
#221	hot powder	4
#101	hot wad	101
#781	hot wing	23
#161	huge spoon	13
#729	hypodermic needle	1
#1264	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	12
#1082	ice-cold Willer	11
#1049	ice-cold fotie	4
#924	ice-cold six-pack	2
#87	icy katana hilt	61
#426	icy-hot katana	1
#2351	immense cyborg hand	1
#618	infernal insoles	2
#577	inflatable duck	1
#589	inkwell	2
#455	irate sombrero	3
#2407	irradiated candy cane	2
#201	irradiated pet snacks	1
#613	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	9
#211	jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	1
#131	jug-o-magicalness	24
#560	jumbo olive	1
#418	keg shield	2
#396	ketchup hound	10
#148	kick-ass kicks	29
#1911	killing feather	22
#142	knob ka-bobs	11
#1148	knuckle sandwich	7
#183	large box	54
#737	laser-broiled pear	12
#643	lavender plastic oyster egg	6
#295	lead necklace	33
#692	leather chaps	1
#647	leather mask	3
#319	leathery bat skin	19
#334	leathery cat skin	23
#589	leathery rat skin	1
#617	leftovers of indeterminate origin	1
#278	lemon	197
#439	leotarrrd	3
#178	lihc eye	131
#84	lihc eye pie	60
#154	lihc face	47
#213	lime	66
#703	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	7
#166	line	546
#521	linoleum sword	1
#102	long pork casserole	2
#130	long skinny balloon	85
#287	loose teeth	206
#72	lowercase N	309
#1370	lucky rabbit's foot	3
#307	lupine sword	2
#265	magic lamp	2
#934	magical ice cubes	6
#226	magicalness-in-a-can	23
#89	magnifying glass	7
#677	maiden wig	1
#248	makeshift cape	1
#181	makeshift turban	1
#345	many-eyed glasses	5
#124	margarita	23
#530	mariachi G-string	3
#628	mariachi pants	17
#179	martini	24
#773	marzipan skull	8
#692	meat from yesterday	1
#985	meat paste	1
#498	meat stack	41
#1088	meat vortex	1
#157	meatcar model	4
#210	meatsmithing guide	1
#275	megatofu	24
#242	melted Jell-o shot	10
#542	mesh cap	2
#282	metallic A	159
#428	milky potion	21
#306	mind flayer corpse	44
#609	miner's helmet	2
#785	miner's pants	1
#54	miniature antlers	2
#303	miniature carton of clove cigarettes	1
#58	mixed wildflower greens	31
#268	mojo filter	4
#242	molotov cocktail cocktail	19
#118	monkey wrench	21
#152	monster bait	1
#163	moonglasses	4
#400	mother's little helper	6
#531	moxie weed	19
#599	mullet wig	1
#218	mummy mask	1
#419	mummy wrapping	26
#407	murky potion	23
#589	mushroom fermenting solution	12
#742	mylar scout drone	6
#1464	nanite-infested candy cane	6
#845	nanite-infested eggnog	6
#613	nanite-infested fruitcake	8
#2030	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	3
#212	natty blue ascot	2
#159	natural fennel soda	34
#858	ninja hot pants	1
#313	ninja mop	6
#133	nutty organic salad	2
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#1199	yeti fur	13
#213	yohohoyo	13

Wow, that's 33,520 items total!

what items are this player missing?