Museum :: PsyMar

PsyMar

Rank	Item	Quantity
#113	Überraschthexengebräu	1
#640	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#106	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	1
#114	"meat" stick	1
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#139	1,970 carat gold	1
#1437	1-ball	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#241	1952 Mickey Mantle card	1
#1428	2-ball	1
#1455	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1223	33398 scroll	1
#933	334 scroll	1
#220	37x37x37 puzzle cube	1
#1475	4-ball	1
#141	4-d camera	1
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#442	4-dimensional guitar	1
#93	4:20 bomb	1
#128	5-Alarm Saucepan	3
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#262	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#922	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#64	8-billed baseball cap	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#275	Alewife™ Ale	1
#273	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#229	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#223	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#230	Alice's Army Coward	1
#155	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#72	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#258	Alice's Army Guard	1
#247	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#211	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#226	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#224	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#261	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#160	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#254	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#257	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#258	Alice's Army Page	1
#266	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#172	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#250	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#255	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#255	Alice's Army Wallman	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#148	Ambitious Turkey	1
#1459	Amulet of Yendor	1
#159	Ancient Protector Soda	1
#879	Ancient Saucehelm	3
#377	Angelhair Culottes	3
#2097	Angry Farmer candy	1
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#439	Argarggagarg's fang	4
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#61	Artist's Whisk of Misery	1
#1132	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#1446	BGE shotglass	1
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#49	BRICKO bat	1
#504	BRICKO brick	1
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#47	BRICKO elephant	1
#451	BRICKO eye brick	1
#70	BRICKO hat	1
#33	BRICKO octopus	1
#60	BRICKO ooze	1
#49	BRICKO oyster	1
#64	BRICKO pants	1
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#33	BRICKO pyramid	1
#39	BRICKO python	1
#107	BRICKO stud	1
#62	BRICKO sword	1
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
#62	BRICKO turtle	1
#533	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	2
#133	Bangyomaman battle juice	1
#155	Barney's rake	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#750	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	16
#590	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#615	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#290	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#195	Battlie Light Saver	1
#184	Beach Buck	1
#209	Belt of Howling Anger	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#760	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#227	BitterSweetTarts	1
#412	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#180	Black Body™ spray	1
#56	Black Hole	1
#774	Black No. 2	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#909	Bling of the New Wave	1
#149	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
#568	Blood Light	1
#271	Blue Diamond of Honesty	2
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#254	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#534	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#516	Bonerdagon necklace	22
#201	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
#233	Boris's key lime	1
#424	Boris's key lime pie	1
#925	Boris's ring	1
#383	Boss Bat bling	9
#1790	Boss Bat britches	4
#117	Bowl of Scorpions	1
#94	Bram's choker	1
#80	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1
#68	Bright Water	1
#1009	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#5	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	2
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2098	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1702	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1011	CRIMBCO wine	6
#2425	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#2424	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#172	CSA all-purpose soap	1
#179	CSA bravery badge	1
#230	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
#224	CSA discount card	1
#408	CSA fire-starting kit	1
#193	CSA obedience grenade	1
#215	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
#180	Camp Scout pup tent	1
#104	Carol of the Bulls	1
#104	Carol of the Hells	1
#101	Carol of the Thrills	1
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#152	Cheer-Up soda	2
#445	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#71	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	1
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#90	Chinese curse words	1
#87	Choco-Mint patty	1
#572	Chroner	1
#78	Citrus Crush wine cooler	1
#113	Clara's bell	1
#477	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#164	Claybender glasses	1
#169	Cloaca Cola Polar	1
#1731	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#120	Cloak of Dire Shadows	3
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#282	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#554	Codpiece of the Goblin King	14
#173	Coinspiracy	1
#1480	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#1238	Cold Hots candy	1
#264	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#886	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	2
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#168	Cosmic Calorie	9
#114	Cracklin' Oat Bran	1
#135	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#1481	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#675	Crimbo Credit	1
#1350	Crimbo candied pecan	1
#160	Crimbo candle	1
#19	Crimbo dog sweater	1
#1382	Crimbo fudge	1
#1367	Crimbo peppermint bark	1
#751	Crimbo pie	1
#531	Crimbo salad	1
#82	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#175	Crimbojito	1
#88	Crimbolex watch	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#360	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#475	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1
#220	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#461	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#460	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
#375	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
#473	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#367	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#463	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#1812	Crimbuck	72
#4250	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#349	D roll	1
#225	DUFRESNE Suds	1
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#96	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	1
#1538	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#1696	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#191	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#41	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#54	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	1
#191	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#1494	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#9	Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	1
#287	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	1
#115	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	1
#1258	Drowsy Sword	9
#52	Drunken Philosopher	1
#7	Drunkula's ring of haze	1
#13	Dungeon Fist gauntlet	1
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#184	Duskwalker syringe	1
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#581	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#256	Effermint™ tablets	1
#1103	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#89	El Vibrato restraints	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#16	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#469	Elmley shades	1
#170	Elvish delight	1
#259	En Una Fila Tequila	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#49	Every Day is Like This Sundae	1
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#245	Fantasma en la Máquina	1
#1007	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#169	Fitspiration™ poster	1
#119	Flamin' Whatshisname	1
#63	Flaming Caipiranha	1
#127	Flaskfull of Hollow	1
#46	Frankly Mr. Shank	1
#512	Frat Army FGF	1
#248	Freddy Kruegerand	1
#286	Friendliness Beverage	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#698	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#136	Fu Manchu Wax	1
#445	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	1
#72	Fun-Guy spore	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#178	GOTO	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#285	Game Grid ticket	1
#265	Game Grid token	1
#182	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#89	Gathered Meat-Clip	1
#196	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#164	Gearhead Goo	1
#461	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#25	Gene Tonic: Weird	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#91	Gets-You-Drunk	1
#59	Ghost Dog Chow	1
#105	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#1601	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#132	Gnollish Crossdress	1
#185	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#594	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#679	Gnollish toolbox	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#1048	Go-Wassail	1
#52	Golden Light	1
#886	Goodfella contract	3
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#107	Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#116	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	1
#107	Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	1
#100	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	1
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#8	Great Wolf's lice	1
#208	Greaves of the Murk Lord	1
#892	Green Clover of Justice	2
#185	Green Manalishi	1
#137	Gummy Brains	1
#5	HOA citation pad	1
#7	HOA zombie eyes	1
#60	Hairpiece On Fire	1
#41	Half a Purse	1
#50	Hand in Glove	1
#42	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	1
#43	Handsome Devil	1
#249	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#1144	Heimandatz's heart	1
#154	Hell broth	1
#614	Hell ramen	1
#66	Hellfire Spicy Beans	1
#196	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#121	Holiday Fun!	1
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#126	How to Avoid Scams	1
#78	Hunger™ Sauce	1
#80	Ice Island Long Tea	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#232	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	1
#678	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1868	Imp Ale	1
#22	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#1202	Instant Karma	1
#59	Irish Coffee, English Heart	1
#998	Iron Beta of Industry	4
#92	Jack-O-Lantern beer	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#98	Jacob's rung	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#107	Jefferson wings	1
#878	Jocko Homo's head	2
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#1017	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#98	Junk-Bond	1
#78	Kashmir sweater	1
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#111	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#199	Knob Goblin Mutagen	1
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#995	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#1208	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#996	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#164	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#1090	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#738	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#940	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#1118	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#147	Knob jelly donut	1
#170	Knob lo mein	1
#821	Knob mushroom	1
#238	Knob nuts	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#1015	Knoll mushroom	1
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#472	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
#488	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	1
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#108	LCD game: Burger Belt	1
#107	LCD game: Food Eater	1
#107	LCD game: Garbage River	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#240	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	1
#816	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#455	Lars the Cyberian	1
#228	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#18	Lens of Violence	1
#1063	Let Me Be!	1
#141	Lobos Mints	1
#145	Lobster qua Grill	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#127	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	1
#2765	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	4
#969	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#35	Louder Than Bomb	1
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#1199	M-242	1
#438	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1759	Mad Train wine	1
#263	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#50	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
#51	Mark II Steam-Hat	1
#43	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
#43	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
#136	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#126	Mark of the Bugbear	1
#124	Mark of the Ghost	1
#133	Mark of the Skeleton	1
#129	Mark of the Vampire	1
#129	Mark of the Werewolf	1
#127	Mark of the Zombie	1
#480	Marquis de Poivre soda	1
#45	Martialest Arts trophy	1
#77	Marvin's marvelous pill	1
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#850	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#28	Mayoflex	1
#29	Mayor Ghost's cloak	1
#14	Mayor Ghost's gavel	1
#24	Mayor Ghost's khakis	1
#203	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	1
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#44	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#131	Meat maid	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#62	Meat-inflating powder	1
#705	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#69	Mer-kin begsign	1
#115	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#57	Mer-kin cheatsheet	1
#71	Mer-kin cooljuice	1
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#182	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#172	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#58	Mer-kin gutgirdle	1
#29	Mer-kin headguard	1
#175	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#140	Mer-kin hidepaint	1
#184	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#88	Mer-kin knucklebone	1
#57	Mer-kin mouthsoap	1
#180	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
#111	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
#107	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#65	Mer-kin smartjuice	1
#131	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#191	Mer-kin takebag	1
#34	Mer-kin thighguard	1
#162	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
#82	Mer-kin weaksauce	1
#62	Mer-kin wordquiz	1
#60	Mer-kin worktea	1
#356	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1139	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#286	Milk Studs	1
#42	Miserable Pie	1
#141	Missing Eye Simulation Device	1
#391	Misty Cape	1
#395	Misty Cloak	1
#381	Misty Robe	1
#987	Mohawk wig	1
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#72	Moon Pie	1
#118	Moonds	1
#136	Mornington crescent roll	1
#109	Mortimer's nostrum	1
#103	Morto Moreto	1
#1002	Mountain Stream soda	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#103	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	1
#77	Murderer's Punch	1
#171	My First Art of War	1
#158	ND	1
#374	NG	1
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#287	Neuromancer	1
#100	New Age healing crystal	1
#59	New Age hurting crystal	1
#377	New Zealand iced tea	1
#523	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#650	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	7
#398	Nightstalker perfume	1
#86	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#368	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	1
#385	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	1
#382	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	1
#328	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	1
#313	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	1
#319	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	1
#742	Now and Earlier	1
#247	Nuclear Blastball	1
#233	O'RLY manual	1
#4	Official Seal of Dreadsylvania	1
#508	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#627	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#93	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#664	Orange Star of Sacrifice	3
#79	Orangemageddon wine cooler	1
#843	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#309	Orcish meat locker	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#40	Ouija Board, Ouija Board	1
#144	P.B.L.T.	1
#612	PADL Phone	1
#360	PEEZ dispenser	1
#236	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	1
#160	Pain Dip	1
#84	Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	1
#2359	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	1
#16	Pantaloons of Hatred	1
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#196	Piddles	1
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#813	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#135	PlexiPips	1
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
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#687	walrus-tusk earring	1
#265	wand of pigification	1
#586	wang	1
#510	war tongs	1
#341	warbear accoutrements chunk	1
#186	warbear auto-anvil	1
#478	warbear battery	1
#435	warbear beeping telegram	1
#292	warbear breakfast machine assembler	1
#199	warbear energy bracers	1
#196	warbear exhaust manifold	1
#188	warbear exo-arm	1
#339	warbear helm fragment	1
#192	warbear high-efficiency still	1
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#199	warbear laser beacon	1
#435	warbear metalworking primer	1
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#215	warbear officer requisition box	1
#198	warbear oil pan	1
#422	warbear procedural hilarity drone	1
#381	warbear requisition box	1
#419	warbear robo-camouflage unit	1
#431	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	1
#298	warbear soda machine assembler	1
#344	warbear trouser fragment	1
#649	warbear whosit	1
#253	warehouse key	1
#631	warm mushroom	1
#940	water pipe bomb	1
#218	water purification pills	1
#474	water wings	1
#55	water wings for babies	1
#179	water-polo cap	1
#86	water-polo mitt	1
#190	watered-down Red Minotaur	1
#37	waterlogged bootstraps	1
#26	wax hat	1
#23	wax pants	1
#75	weathered barrel	1
#174	weremoose spit	1
#126	wet stew	1
#261	whalebone corset	1
#83	whatsit-covered turtle shell	1
#125	whimpering willow bark	1
#220	whip kit	1
#486	whisker pencil	1
#648	whiskey and cola	1
#411	whiskey and soda	1
#247	whiskey in a broken glass	1
#631	whiskey sour	1
#792	white Canadian	1
#48	white belt	1
#62	white blood cells	1
#1161	white candy heart	1
#276	white candygram	1
#871	white chocolate and tomato pizza	1
#89	white chocolate chip brownies	1
#740	white chocolate chip cookies	1
#958	white chocolate chips	1
#1032	white class ring	1
#586	white collar	1
#48	white elephant gift	1
#602	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
#1104	white lightning	1
#80	white mana	1
#188	white money bag	1
#804	white picket fence	1
#1026	white pixel	1
#416	white rice	1
#809	white satin pants	1
#581	white satin shield	1
#1058	white snake skin	1
#122	white snakeskin duster	1
#854	white sword	1
#88	white whip	1
#85	white wine	1
#65	whole roasted chicken	1
#118	wholeberd	1
#1935	whoopie cushion	1
#512	wicker shield	1
#88	wiffle-flail	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#187	willyweed	1
#173	wind-up Whatsian robot	1
#167	wind-up ensign	1
#831	wind-up meatcar	1
#153	wind-up navigation droid	1
#164	wind-up owl	1
#166	wind-up vampire teeth	1
#814	windchimes	1
#415	wine spritzer	1
#86	witch wart	1
#566	witty rapier	1
#1245	wolf mask	1
#1027	wolfman mask	1
#428	wonderwall shield	1
#79	wood screw	1
#364	wooden axe	1
#1221	wooden block	1
#191	wooden figurine	1
#811	wooden stakes	1
#595	wool hat	1
#53	worksite credentials	1
#280	world's smallest violin	1
#553	worn tophat	1
#894	worthless gewgaw	1
#1040	worthless knick-knack	1
#782	worthless trinket	1
#699	woven baling wire bracelets	1
#589	wreath of laurels	1
#695	wrench bracelet	3
#464	wumpus hair	1
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#1046	wussiness potion	1
#176	yak anorak	1
#80	yak toupee	1
#118	yak whip	1
#180	yam candy	1
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#336	yellow brick road	1
#1379	yellow candy heart	1
#1012	yellow gummi ingot	1
#94	yellow pixel	1
#32	yellow pixel potion	1
#1736	yeti fur	1
#2204	yo	1
#2365	yo-yo	1
#606	yohohoyo	1
#194	yule gruel	1
#102	yule pup	1
#149	zmobie	1
#67	zombie	1
#184	zombie hollandaise	1
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 5,062 items total!

what items are this player missing?