Museum :: eskimodave

eskimodave

Rank	Item	Quantity
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#688	1-ball	5
#309	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	27
#601	2-ball	6
#124	25-meat staff	1
#520	3-ball	8
#88	30669 scroll	121
#184	33398 scroll	119
#24	334 scroll	226
#599	4-ball	6
#141	4-d camera	1
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#503	5-ball	8
#520	6-ball	8
#262	64067 scroll	1
#574	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	3
#904	7-ball	3
#635	8-ball	28
#401	9-ball	2
#194	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	5
#103	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	2
#130	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	2
#100	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	2
#87	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	2
#132	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	2
#100	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	2
#303	ASCII shirt	6
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#268	Ancient Saucehelm	8
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#788	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#431	Asleep in the Cemetery	4
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#498	BGE merchandise order form	7
#454	BGE temporary tattoo	2
#296	BRAINS shorts	2
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#272	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	37
#479	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	3
#446	Bash-Ōs boxtop	2
#25	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	4
#634	Better Than Cuddling Cake	2
#270	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	4
#49	Black Body™ spray	12
#312	Black No. 2	17
#390	Blackfly Chardonnay	7
#18	Blizzards I Have Died In	17
#344	Blood Light	10
#344	Bone's Farm "wine"	5
#144	Boris's key lime	3
#194	Boris's ring	9
#571	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	6
#496	Bulky Buddy Box	6
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#310	C.H.U.M. knife	3
#82	C.H.U.M. lantern	2
#582	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#186	CRIMBCO mug	85
#595	CRIMBCO scrip	295
#1127	CRIMBCO wine	5
#1224	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#535	CRIMBCOLOAF	6
#70	Cerebral Cloche	2
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#80	Cerebral Culottes	2
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#27	Chester's bag of candy	3
#26	Chester's cutoffs	3
#57	Chester's moustache	2
#29	Chester's muscle shirt	2
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#15	Choker of the Ultragoth	5
#8	Climate Colada	14
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#141	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	2
#78	Coily™	1
#528	Colander of Em-er'il	5
#348	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	2
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#289	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	9
#249	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	3
#193	Corpse Island iced tea	27
#1041	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	3
#292	Crimbo Credit	22
#342	Crimbo candied pecan	35
#330	Crimbo fudge	37
#338	Crimbo peppermint bark	36
#15	Crimbo pie	803
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#361	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#53	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	2
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#47	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	2
#148	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	28
#130	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	3
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#164	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	2
#190	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	2
#146	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	3
#246	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#7	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	2
#134	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	3
#118	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	4
#118	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	43
#163	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	2
#127	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	35
#71	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	24
#163	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	2
#86	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	64
#171	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	2
#47	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	40
#14	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	1
#77	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	64
#68	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	24
#74	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	70
#5	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	3
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#475	Crimboween memo	21
#410	Crown of the Goblin King	60
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#463	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	13
#520	Disco 'Fro Pick	6
#202	Divine	3
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#153	Dramatic™ range	10
#1652	Drowsy Sword	5
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#328	Ecto-Cooler	3
#278	El Sombrero De Lopez	8
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#534	Elder Turtle Shell	5
#430	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	4
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#85	Ellsbury's journal	1
#464	Ent cider	14
#781	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	3
#5	Freddy Kruegerand	4,810
#140	Frogade	3
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#14	Frosty's arm	3
#22	Frosty's carrot	4
#102	Frosty's frosty mug	18
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#17	Frosty's nailbat	4
#33	Frosty's old silk hat	3
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#203	Gaia beads	18
#148	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	2
#281	Genalen™ Bottle	6
#103	Gnollish autoplunger	2
#633	Gnollish flyswatter	2
#474	Gnollish pie server	2
#577	Gnollish pie tin	2
#678	Gnollish toolbox	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#152	Gordon Bennett	3
#136	Grateful Undead T-shirt	4
#42	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	112
#1147	Heimandatz's heart	1
#29	Hell broth	20
#137	Hell ramen	48
#64	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	3
#199	Hippy Army MPE	40
#74	Hodgman's blanket	15
#42	Hodgman's bow tie	2
#10	Hodgman's cane	3
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#21	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	3
#15	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	4
#66	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#23	Hodgman's porkpie hat	3
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#28	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	2
#55	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#159	Iiti Kitty phone charm	22
#320	Imp Ale	643
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#934	Jack-in-the-box	3
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#159	Jarlsberg's key lime	2
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#1287	Jocko Homo's head	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#418	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	18
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#53	Kissin' Cousins	9
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#470	Knob Goblin elite helm	9
#462	Knob Goblin elite pants	9
#526	Knob Goblin elite polearm	6
#555	Knob Goblin elite shirt	7
#238	Knob Goblin firecracker	98
#425	Knob Goblin harem pants	8
#354	Knob Goblin harem veil	10
#55	Knob Goblin learning pill	17
#338	Knob Goblin love potion	37
#27	Knob Goblin lunchbox	117
#405	Knob Goblin melon baller	3
#36	Knob Goblin nasal spray	100
#499	Knob Goblin pants	14
#507	Knob Goblin perfume	4
#95	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	24
#528	Knob Goblin scimitar	12
#11	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	283
#515	Knob Goblin spatula	5
#301	Knob Goblin steroids	36
#458	Knob Goblin tongs	19
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#648	Knob mushroom	3
#521	Knob sausage	3
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#71	Knob shroomkabob	3
#89	Knob stir-fry	4
#25	Knob stuffed shells	151
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#844	Knoll mushroom	3
#389	Knoll shroomkabob	2
#55	Knoll stir-fry	6
#456	Lars the Cyberian	1
#301	Let Me Be!	5
#149	Lockenstock™ sandals	29
#1086	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	23
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#108	M-242	109
#51	MSG	38
#1075	Mad Train wine	21
#224	Mae West	3
#1315	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	3
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#39	Maxing, Relaxing	13
#325	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	5
#375	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	5
#264	Meat detector	2
#64	Meat maid	4
#148	Meat maid body	1
#261	Meleegra™ pills	40
#212	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	9
#205	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	20
#212	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	389
#37	Microplushie: Bropane	236
#29	Microplushie: Dorkonide	97
#26	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	128
#23	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	70
#30	Microplushie: Gothochondria	209
#36	Microplushie: Hippylase	290
#39	Microplushie: Hipsterine	26
#31	Microplushie: Hobomosome	145
#28	Microplushie: Otakulone	348
#28	Microplushie: Raverdrine	194
#37	Microplushie: Sororitrate	216
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#1332	Mob Penguin cellular phone	7
#156	Mob Penguin protection contract	45
#431	Mohawk wig	16
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#71	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#18	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	2
#20	Mudflap-Girl Ring	4
#158	ND	1
#239	NG	4
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#192	Neuromancer	3
#1202	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	2
#194	Nightstalker perfume	13
#30	Nose Ring of Putrescence	2
#234	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	4
#276	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	3
#311	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	2
#182	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	4
#218	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	3
#319	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	1
#99	Now and Earlier	68
#101	Oil of Parrrlay	36
#12	Ol' Scratch's ash can	6
#40	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	2
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#24	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	3
#200	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	7
#93	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#53	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	2
#425	Orcish baseball cap	6
#483	Orcish cargo shorts	4
#446	Orcish frat-paddle	4
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#285	PADL Phone	22
#520	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	13
#21	Pendant of Fire	2
#707	Penultimate Fantasy chest	5
#262	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	5
#342	Pine-Fresh air freshener	9
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#777	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#890	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#666	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	2
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#888	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#67	Prelude of Precision	2
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#211	Ralph IX cognac	1
#130	Ram's Face Lager	449
#28	Ring of Fire	3
#24	Ring of the Sewer Snake	3
#2522	Rock Pops	2
#646	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#314	SPF 451 lip balm	7
#842	Scalp of Gorgolok	4
#337	Silver Bullet beer	6
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#122	Sneaky Pete's key lime	3
#25	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	80
#502	Snow Queen Crown	3
#265	Spam Witch sammich	159
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#295	Spooky Surprise Egg	46
#91	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	11
#6	Staff of the Deepest Freeze	1
#627	Summer Nights	2
#86	Super Magic Power Sword X	2
#88	Supernova Champagne	111
#101	Swabbie™ swab	51
#409	Tales from the Fireside	3
#322	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	10
#126	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	679
#85	The Art of Slapfighting	11
#684	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#41	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	2
#157	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	29
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#267	The Joy of Wassailing	13
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
#85	The Necbronomicon	3
#23	The Ring	3
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#1568	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#507	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	1
#831	Thwaitgold ant statuette	1
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#411	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	1
#837	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#501	Thwaitgold bug statuette	1
#1016	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#352	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	1
#804	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	2
#415	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	1
#428	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	1
#1163	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	2
#152	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	1
#1406	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	2
#521	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	6
#319	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	1
#180	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	1
#1437	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	2
#252	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	1
#315	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	1
#625	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	1
#331	Thwaitgold moth statuette	1
#263	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#448	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	1
#390	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	2
#445	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	1
#1304	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	1
#665	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	1
#801	Thwaitgold slug statuette	1
#955	Thwaitgold spider statuette	1
#1494	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	5
#1267	Thwaitgold termite statuette	1
#128	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
#519	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
#752	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	2
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#120	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	52
#419	Travels with Jerry	3
#270	Trollhouse cookies	167
#48	Tropical Crimbo Hat	2
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#361	Tuesday's ruby	5
#121	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	9
#177	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	78
#35	Uncle Hobo's belt	1
#29	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#59	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
#92	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	43
🥈	Underworld acorn	1
#10	Unionize The Elves sign	2
#71	Unspeakable Earring	1
#469	Valentine	58
#102	Valentine's Day cake	5
#43	Wand of Nagamar	104
#204	Wand of Oscus	1
#458	Warm Subject gift certificate	95
#330	White Citadel burger	4
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#273	Workytime Tea	9
#1119	Yakisoba's hat	1
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#32	Yorick	1
#1441	Yummy Tummy bean	94
#266	Zim Merman's guitar	3
#1170	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#12	Zombo's grievous greaves	4
#29	Zombo's shield	3
#13	Zombo's shoulder blade	3
#23	Zombo's skull ring	2
#11	Zombo's skullcap	6
#281	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	7
#241	a butt tuba	3
#39	abominable snowcone	1,180
#663	acid-squirting flower	3
#788	acoustic guitarrr	2
#475	adder bladder	9
#1568	adorable seal larva	1
#169	agua de vida	14
#139	all-purpose cleaner	76
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#622	alphabet gum	1
#478	amulet of extreme plot significance	24
#455	ancient Magi-Wipes	7
#58	ancient cursed foot locker	6
#457	ancient frozen dinner	3
#110	ancient protein powder	88
#458	ancient spice	2
#120	ancient stone fist	12
#132	ancient stone head	7
#1251	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	5
#495	ancient vinyl coin purse	3
#53	angel-food cake	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#570	annoying pitchfork	4
#225	ant agonist	14
#185	ant hoe	2
#255	ant pick	1
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#21	anticheese	1,455
#195	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	9
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#130	antique bottle opener	8
#505	antique greaves	8
#234	antique hand mirror	18
#623	antique helmet	4
#162	antique painting of a landscape	5
#206	antique pair of blue jeans	4
#279	antique record album	10
#582	antique shield	5
#110	antique souvenir drawing	9
#468	antique spear	10
#295	armgun	6
#118	arrow'd heart balloon	5
#554	arrrgyle socks	3
#433	asbestos apron	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#171	asbestos crossbow string	1
#27	asbestos meat stack	8
#81	asbestos ore	122
#387	asbestos staff	1
#172	asbestos stick	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#177	asbestos sword hilt	1
#885	asparagus knife	2
#16	asparagus stir-fry	38
#9	aspirin	70
#643	asshat	1
#100	astral mushroom	193
#1619	astronaut pants	2
#716	awful poetry journal	76
#47	bätzle	89
#818	baby killer bee	10
#942	baconstone	8
#217	baconstone pendant	2
#122	baconstone ring	2
#932	badass belt	58
#133	badger badge	1
#265	bag of Cheat-Os	38
#1883	bag of airline peanuts	1
#367	bag of lard	3
#74	baggie of powdered sugar	455
#353	ball	18
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#312	balloon sword	1
#427	ballroom blintz	4
#239	banana peel	21
#389	banana smoothie	1
#208	banana spritzer	1
#754	bananagate	4
#149	banjo strings	2
#551	bar skin	13
#122	bar whip	1
#19	barbed-wire fence	802
#349	barrrnacle	45
#73	barskin buckler	1
#110	barskin cloak	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#186	barskin tent	1
#57	bartender-in-the-box	9
#67	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
#176	baseball	43
#53	basic meat crossbow	5
#98	basic meat fez	1
#62	basic meat helmet	5
#100	basic meat kilt	1
#46	basic meat pants	9
#151	basic meat spork	1
#81	basic meat sword	4
#644	bat guano	7
#53	bat haggis	15
#77	bat whip	1
#543	bat wing	13
#91	bat wing kabob	7
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#431	batblade	5
#715	batgut	13
#506	bath ball gift set	10
#1447	battered Crimbo Crate	2
#49	beach ball marble	1
#288	beach glass necklace	1
#140	bean burrito	9
#282	beanbag chair	1
#53	bed of coals	10
#80	beer basted brat	3
#361	beer bomb	58
#572	beer bong	1
#254	beer goggles	1
#514	beer helmet	3
#543	beer lens	2
#232	beholed bedsheet	4
#79	beige clambroth marble	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#733	bejeweled cufflinks	3
#532	bejeweled pledge pin	4
#523	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#41	bezoar ring	1
#206	big bad voodoo mask	3
#26	big bumboozer marble	1
#47	big bundle of chamoix	8
#650	big red clown nose	5
#176	big rock	9
#82	big stick	9
#37	bigger stick	8
#324	bilge wine	49
#366	bindlestocking	7
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#43	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	2
#1014	bit of clingfilm	3
#228	bit-o-cactus	18
#270	bite-me-red lipstick	68
#469	black & tan	2
#681	black candy heart	4
#28	black catseye marble	1
#139	black facepaint	2
#489	black forest cake	3
#450	black forest ham	2
#289	black kettle drum	2
#26	black lotus	5
#610	black pension check	1
#122	black pepper	32
#461	black picnic basket	1
#342	black pixel	65
#1001	black polka-dot oyster egg	4
#94	black sheepskin diploma	4
#327	black shield	6
#568	black snake skin	5
#145	black snowcone	27
#464	black spot	1
#1166	black striped oyster egg	4
#388	blackberry	16
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#98	blackberry polite	3
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#40	blank fudge mold	14
#65	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	61
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#321	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	12
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#79	unwound clockwork grapefruit	2
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#91	white candygram	8
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#279	white lightning	45
#304	white picket fence	12
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#269	white satin pants	14
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#102	witty rapier	76
#73	wok lobster	2
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#407	wolfman mask	15
#249	wonderwall shield	4
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#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
#176	yak anorak	1
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#133	yellow paisley oyster egg	17
#94	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	18
#1943	yellow snowcone	2
#888	yeti fur	42
#100	yohohoyo	37
#148	zmobie	1
#1453	zombie pineal gland	2

Wow, that's 106,061 items total!

what items are this player missing?