Museum :: AKU

AKU

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#533	1-ball	8
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#138	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	87
#663	2-ball	5
#124	25-meat staff	1
#559	3-ball	7
#144	30669 scroll	85
#175	33398 scroll	125
#124	334 scroll	59
#552	4-ball	7
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#774	5-ball	4
#900	6-ball	3
#190	64067 scroll	2
#273	668 scroll	3
#65	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	86
#569	7-ball	7
#647	8-ball	27
#601	Amulet of Yendor	30
#113	Ancient Saucehelm	13
#1020	Angry Farmer candy	34
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#2353	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	4
#509	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	4
#209	Bjorn's Hammer	2
#495	Blatantly Canadian	2
#323	Bonerdagon necklace	35
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#194	Boris's ring	9
#416	Boss Bat bling	8
#350	Boss Bat britches	40
#1743	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#860	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	2
#47	Cerebral Cloche	3
#95	Cerebral Crossbow	3
#80	Cerebral Culottes	2
#220	Cherry Cloaca Cola	6
#278	Cloaca grenade	63
#138	Cloaca-Cola	323
#219	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	17
#534	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	5
#487	Cloaca-Cola helmet	5
#176	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	17
#490	Cloaca-Cola shield	5
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#141	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	2
#335	Codpiece of the Goblin King	22
#111	Colander of Em-er'il	13
#864	Cold Hots candy	3
#186	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	2
#594	Crimboween memo	18
#511	Crown of the Goblin King	49
#448	Daffy Taffy	73
#221	Diet Cloaca Cola	5
#159	Disco 'Fro Pick	12
#82	Disco Banjo	7
#235	Divine	2
#40	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	220
#24	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	821
#73	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	14
#254	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	5
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#454	Dolphin King's crown	10
#724	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	4
#894	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	3
#14	Dramatic™ range	136
#239	Dyspepsi grenade	58
#223	Dyspepsi-Cola	330
#113	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	24
#427	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	6
#630	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	4
#156	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	24
#451	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	5
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#137	El Sombrero De Lopez	14
#166	Elder Turtle Shell	11
#430	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	4
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#206	Elmley shades	5
#815	Ent cider	4
#56	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	5
#520	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	10
#194	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	2
#470	Feynman gate	21
#124	Gaia beads	40
#148	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	2
#122	General Assembly Module	1
#265	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	9
#58	Gnollish autoplunger	5
#190	Gnollish casserole dish	3
#99	Gnollish flyswatter	33
#126	Gnollish pie server	16
#103	Gnollish pie tin	72
#85	Gnollish plunger	33
#86	Gnollish slotted spoon	24
#205	Gnollish toolbox	27
#154	Goodfella contract	361
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#619	Gummi-Gnauga	2
#340	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	3
#100	Hatorade	2
#149	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	4
#154	Hell broth	1
#512	Hell ramen	2
#64	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	3
#496	Imp Ale	302
#432	Jarlsberg's earring	3
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#112	Jolly Roger charrrm	45
#460	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	3
#899	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	2
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#8	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	13
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#41	Kentucky-fried meat sword	3
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#73	Kevlar balloon	2
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#156	Knob Goblin elite helm	39
#114	Knob Goblin elite pants	52
#128	Knob Goblin elite polearm	45
#398	Knob Goblin elite shirt	14
#42	Knob Goblin eyedrops	46
#407	Knob Goblin firecracker	40
#77	Knob Goblin harem pants	90
#59	Knob Goblin harem veil	101
#164	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#333	Knob Goblin love potion	38
#287	Knob Goblin melon baller	7
#145	Knob Goblin nasal spray	4
#448	Knob Goblin pants	17
#78	Knob Goblin perfume	53
#232	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	4
#411	Knob Goblin scimitar	21
#643	Knob Goblin seltzer	5
#93	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	4
#144	Knob Goblin spatula	145
#278	Knob Goblin steroids	42
#98	Knob Goblin stink bomb	5
#462	Knob Goblin superseltzer	7
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#211	Knob Goblin visor	33
#103	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	2
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#426	Knob mushroom	11
#322	Knob sausage	12
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#71	Knob shroomkabob	3
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#254	Knob stuffed shells	3
#85	Knoll lo mein	2
#90	Knoll mushroom	166
#53	Knoll shroomkabob	41
#88	Knoll stir-fry	2
#103	Lockenstock™ sandals	55
#654	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	6
#634	Lucky Surprise Egg	2
#1200	M-242	1
#148	MSG	5
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#248	Mad Train wine	432
#253	Mae West	2
#549	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	14
#31	Manetwich	30
#133	Meat detector	5
#131	Meat maid	1
#98	Meat maid body	3
#203	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	41
#667	Meleegra™ pills	9
#533	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	51
#466	Mob Penguin cellular phone	42
#141	Mohawk wig	98
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#758	Mountain Stream soda	6
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#338	Mr. Mediocrebar	163
#116	Mylar balloon	2
#158	ND	1
#62	NG	32
#287	Neuromancer	1
#388	Newbiesport™ tent	3
#524	Now and Earlier	4
#677	Orcish baseball cap	2
#483	Orcish cargo shorts	4
#307	Orcish frat-paddle	9
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#166	PADL Phone	87
#146	Pasta Spoon of Peril	2
#292	Penultimate Fantasy chest	78
#476	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	2
#284	Pine-Fresh air freshener	11
#98	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	5
#17	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	111
#144	Raggedy Hippy doll	2
#634	Ram's Face Lager	11
#209	Regular Cloaca Cola	6
#110	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	14
#306	Rock Pops	165
#51	Rock and Roll Legend	40
#93	Scalp of Gorgolok	17
#927	Senior Mints	3
#285	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	5
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#313	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	2
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#183	Spam Witch sammich	290
#338	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	2
#162	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	28
#669	Sugar Cog	1
#295	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	206
#69	Travoltan trousers	1
#337	Trollhouse cookies	111
#202	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	17
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#1912	Valentine	3
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#63	Venus flytrap	8
#237	WA	1
#78	Wand of Nagamar	69
#454	Warm Subject gift certificate	97
#201	White Citadel burger	11
#153	White Citadel fries	10
#1631	Wint-O-Fresh mint	2
#490	Yummy Tummy bean	404
#345	a little sump'm sump'm	7
#202	abominable snowcone	98
#170	acid-squirting flower	27
#305	acoustic guitarrr	12
#84	all-purpose flower	2
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#267	amulet of extreme plot significance	60
#2224	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	3
#53	angel-food cake	1
#314	anniversary balloon	3
#438	annoying pitchfork	6
#244	anti-anti-antidote	12
#405	anticheese	12
#282	antique greaves	28
#273	antique helmet	29
#306	antique shield	23
#269	antique spear	30
#75	apathetic lizardman doll	2
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#208	arrrgyle socks	13
#105	asbestos crossbow	7
#171	asbestos crossbow string	1
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#47	asbestos meat stack	2
#134	asbestos ore	70
#74	asbestos staff	7
#172	asbestos stick	1
#78	asbestos sword	9
#120	asbestos sword hilt	2
#335	asparagus knife	20
#100	asparagus lo mein	2
#96	asparagus stir-fry	2
#769	aspirin	1
#344	asshat	4
#1062	astral mushroom	2
#415	astronaut ice-cream	1
#529	astronaut pants	15
#164	atomic vector plotter	26
#35	attention spanner	7
#106	automatic catapult	1
#851	awful poetry journal	49
#238	bätzle	3
#818	baby killer bee	10
#108	babycakes	2
#1308	baconstone	5
#35	baconstone bracelet	21
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#49	baconstone ring	6
#677	badass belt	74
#59	badger badge	3
#567	bag of Cheat-Os	9
#540	bag of airline peanuts	55
#127	balaclava	8
#447	balaclava baklava	4
#1158	ball	4
#305	balloon helmet	1
#126	balloon monkey	13
#203	balloon sword	2
#22	bamboo bokuto	19
#565	banana peel	2
#66	banjo strings	10
#355	bar skin	30
#141	barbed-wire fence	58
#874	barrrnacle	13
#73	barskin buckler	1
#153	barskin hat	4
#186	barskin tent	1
#49	bartender skull	1
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#67	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
#115	baseball	76
#68	basic meat crossbow	3
#45	basic meat fez	3
#59	basic meat foon	1
#78	basic meat helmet	3
#100	basic meat kilt	1
#129	basic meat pants	1
#52	basic meat skirt	2
#78	basic meat spork	2
#114	basic meat staff	1
#81	basic meat sword	4
#241	bat guano	66
#124	bat haggis	4
#204	bat wing	89
#104	bat wing kabob	5
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#269	batblade	11
#271	batgut	113
#182	bean burrito	4
#199	beanbag chair	2
#104	beer bong	47
#172	beer cartilage	1
#254	beer goggles	1
#79	beer helmet	124
#95	beer lens	43
#93	beertini	24
#16	bejeweled accordion strap	16
#94	bejeweled pledge pin	114
#523	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#141	bi-lateral logic compressor	26
#250	big red clown nose	31
#347	big rock	2
#104	big stick	5
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#93	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	1
#132	black lotus	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#138	black pixel	307
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#663	black polka-dot oyster egg	7
#348	black snowcone	10
#966	black striped oyster egg	5
#117	black velvet box	5
#998	blood flower	4
#151	blood of the Wereseal	6
#190	blood-faced volleyball	3
#408	bloody beer	22
#173	bloody clown pants	47
#102	bloody mary	26
#1329	blue paisley oyster egg	3
#210	blue pixel	381
#211	blue pixel potion	5
#172	blue plastic oyster egg	28
#1001	blue polka-dot oyster egg	4
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#175	blue snowcone	108
#1113	blue striped oyster egg	4
#125	blue velvet cake	1
#320	blue-frosted astral cupcake	3
#74	blundarrrbus	7
#35	bone rattle	74
#279	boring spaghetti	1
#318	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	2
#378	bottle of Definit	1
#339	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	2
#318	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	2
#307	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	2
#317	bottle of Pinot Renoir	4
#456	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#324	bottle of gin	63
#5026	bottle of goofballs	1
#322	bottle of rum	175
#386	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	3
#278	bottle of tequila	102
#276	bottle of vodka	81
#299	bottle of whiskey	143
#113	bottle opener belt buckle	45
#586	bowl of cottage cheese	19
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#203	box	74
#7455	box of sunshine	1
#56	box-in-the-box	2
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#363	boxed champagne	1
#331	boxed wine	77
#247	brainy skull	1
#95	brass stinger	6
#772	brick	45
#746	briefcase	1
#1380	brine	1
#128	briny vinegar	1
#574	broken cellular phone	2
#171	broken skull	149
#96	broken sword	66
#590	bronze breastplate	1
#381	bubblewrap ore	4
#447	bubbly potion	18
#105	buckler buckle	6
#131	bugbear beanie	69
#173	bugbear bungguard	40
#114	bullet-proof corduroys	75
#118	bum cheek	174
#89	caipifruta	2
#313	calle de miel	4
#1816	can of Binarrrca	1
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#310	can of maces	3
#1701	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	4
#94	candied kobold	48
#57	candied yam pinky ring	1
#1439	candied yams	5
#716	candy brain	2
#1299	candy cane	25
#3830	candy stake	1
#392	capacitor relay	30
#336	carbon nanotube frame	36
#173	carob brownies	1
#110	carob chunk cookies	33
#104	carob chunk noodles	22
#398	carob chunks	9
#60	casino pass	90
#355	cast	53
#687	cat appendix	1
#527	catgut	8
#38	catsup	21
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#858	chaos butterfly	68
#736	cheap plastic bottle opener	9
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#215	cheap wind-up clock	2
#83	chef skull	1
#201	chef's hat	63
#126	chef-in-the-box	3
#110	chef-skull-in-the-box	1
#280	cherry	14
#109	chewing gum on a string	208
#255	chintzy noodle ring	3
#148	chocolate spurs	5
#413	chopsticks	8
#79	chorizo brownies	33
#142	chorizo taco	39
#56	chrome crossbow	12
#107	chrome crossbow string	2
#133	chrome helmet turtle	2
#64	chrome meat stack	1
#123	chrome ore	62
#39	chrome staff	11
#169	chrome stick	1
#39	chrome sword	15
#107	chrome sword hilt	2
#2111	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#28	clockwork bartender head	1
#20	clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	1
#69	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	2
#29	clockwork chef head	1
#27	clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	1
#120	clockwork chef-in-the-box	1
#72	clockwork claws	1
#58	clockwork clockwise dome	1
#89	clockwork counterclockwise dome	1
#43	clockwork detective skull	1
#72	clockwork doohickey	1
#33	clockwork endoskeleton	1
#32	clockwork hat	2
#618	clockwork key	2
#134	clockwork maid	1
#27	clockwork maid head	1
#22	clockwork pants	2
#52	clockwork pirate skull	1
#54	clockwork rings	1
#93	clockwork sheet	1
#159	clockwork sphere	1
#65	clockwork spine	1
#97	clockwork thingamajig	1
#44	clockwork trench coat	2
#86	clockwork widget	1
#455	cloudy potion	18
#488	clown hammer	57
#155	clown shoes	24
#722	clown skin	2
#111	clownskin buckler	1
#1980	club necklace	3
#290	cocktail onion	1
#966	cocoa egg	3
#1020	cocoa eggshell fragment	6
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#284	coconut shell	202
#351	coffin lid	3
#97	cog	358
#117	cog and sprocket assembly	6
#47	cold and sour sauce	2
#248	cold hi mein	1
#329	cold ninja mask	10
#254	cold nuggets	4
#122	cold powder	9
#374	cold wad	1
#154	cologne of contempt	1
#97	commemorative war stein	942
#172	communications windchimes	75
#154	computronic processing unit	26
#103	concentrated cordial of concentration	2
#84	concentrated magicalness pill	31
#95	congratulatory cake	1
#386	cool mushroom	6
#113	cool mushroom casserole	2
#200	cool mushroom wine	1
#375	cool whip	8
#224	cordial of concentration	1
#265	cornuthaum	26
#246	cottage	1
#81	cranberries	559
#838	crazy little Turkish delight	2
#165	cream of pointy mushroom soup	1
#433	cream pie	1
#93	crossbow string	5
#215	crowbarrr	11
#515	daisy	3
#449	dark potion	20
#179	deactivated MicroMechaMech	1
#265	dead guy's watch	29
#57	deadly nightshade	1
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#396	decorative fountain	11
#548	defective skull	38
#175	delectable catalyst	1
#168	delicious noodles	19
#165	delicious spicy noodles	2
#59	demon buckler	2
#502	demon skin	12
#118	denim axe	4
#535	dense meat stack	67
#59	dental pliers	1
#405	deodorant	4
#154	detective skull	1
#41	devil's-food cake	1
#202	diamond-studded cane	38
#58	diamond-studded fronts	5
#116	didgeridooka	70
#1520	dill	2
#209	dingy planks	1
#154	dirty hobo gloves	184
#1005	disassembled clover	14
#256	disbelief suspenders	4
#413	disco ball	88
#396	disco mask	88
#256	disease	58
#172	disembodied brain	26
#187	disembodied smile	2
#322	disintegrating quill pen	20
#79	distressed denim pants	107
#974	disturbing fanfic	37
#222	doll house	25
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#183	dope wheels	5
#395	double daisy	1
#423	drab sonata	8
#127	draggin' ball hat	91
#431	dried face	6
#28	dripping meat crossbow	4
#76	dripping meat staff	1
#100	dripping meat sword	1
#266	dry martini	1
#460	dry noodles	172
#214	dry vodka martini	1
#163	drywall axe	81
#202	ducha de oro	9
#656	duck-on-a-string	3
#270	dungeoneer's dungarees	4
#165	dusty animal cranium	2
#245	dusty animal jawbone	1
#307	dusty animal pelvis	1
#87	dusty animal skull	1
#181	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	2
#209	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	2
#305	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	1
#199	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	2
#316	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	1
#86	dusty first caudal vertebra	5
#197	dusty first cervical vertebra	2
#284	dusty first lumbar vertebra	1
#182	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	2
#189	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	2
#144	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	3
#319	dusty left clavicle	1
#180	dusty left eighth rib	2
#115	dusty left eleventh rib	4
#201	dusty left femur	2
#286	dusty left fibula	1
#189	dusty left fifth rib	2
#291	dusty left first front claw	1
#323	dusty left first rear claw	1
#194	dusty left first rib	2
#296	dusty left fourth front claw	1
#312	dusty left fourth rear claw	1
#197	dusty left fourth rib	2
#201	dusty left humerus	2
#110	dusty left ninth rib	4
#81	dusty left second front claw	5
#193	dusty left second rear claw	2
#199	dusty left second rib	2
#198	dusty left sixth rib	2
#184	dusty left tenth rib	2
#286	dusty left third front claw	1
#190	dusty left third rear claw	2
#144	dusty left third rib	3
#193	dusty left thumb	2
#312	dusty left tibia	1
#308	dusty left twelfth rib	1
#181	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	2
#283	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	1
#146	dusty right clavicle	3
#289	dusty right eleventh rib	1
#301	dusty right femur	1
#201	dusty right fibula	2
#310	dusty right first front claw	1
#296	dusty right first rear claw	1
#106	dusty right first rib	4
#177	dusty right fourth front claw	2
#288	dusty right fourth rib	1
#306	dusty right kneecap	1
#308	dusty right ninth rib	1
#107	dusty right radius	4
#138	dusty right scapula	3
#78	dusty right second front claw	5
#313	dusty right second rear claw	1
#144	dusty right second rib	3
#296	dusty right seventh rib	1
#293	dusty right third front claw	1
#199	dusty right third rear claw	2
#85	dusty right thumb	5
#196	dusty right tibia	2
#302	dusty right ulna	1
#310	dusty sacral vertebrae	1
#136	dusty second caudal vertebra	3
#288	dusty second cervical vertebra	1
#104	dusty second lumbar vertebra	4
#138	dusty seventh caudal vertebra	3
#309	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	1
#131	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	3
#188	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	2
#141	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	3
#179	dusty tenth caudal vertebra	2
#188	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	2
#128	dusty third caudal vertebra	3
#288	dusty third thoracic vertebra	1
#1281	dwarf bread	1
#114	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
#111	eXtreme meat staff	1
#52	eXtreme meat sword	3
#260	eXtreme mittens	16
#229	eXtreme nose ring	1
#216	eXtreme scarf	17
#236	easter egg balloon	78
#381	effervescent potion	30
#631	eggnog	28
#480	empty blowgun	3
#79	empty meat tank	61
#126	enchanted barbell	20
#415	enchanted bean	4
#166	enchanted bean burrito	2
#34	enchanted brass knuckles	8
#123	enchanted eyepatch	2
#386	enchanted toothpick	3
#649	encoder ring	17
#98	energy drink IV	58
#1145	ennui-flavored potato chips	1
#599	enormous belt buckle	2
#255	especially salty dog	1
#190	evil golden arch	66
#209	evil golden arches	4
#646	evil googly eye	6
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#87	exotic orchid	2
#484	explosion-flavored chewing gum	60
#242	extra-spicy bloody mary	10
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#238	strawberry wine	7
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#763	stringy sinew	11
#307	strongness elixir	18
#185	studded leather boxer shorts	1
#3687	stuffed Cheshire bitten	11
#3029	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	15
#167	stuffed Mob Penguin	1
#3170	stuffed alien blob	1
#3034	stuffed angry cow	15
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#4051	stuffed baby gravy fairy	10
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#3672	stuffed cocoabo	11
#905	stuffed dodecapede	2
#290	stuffed doppelshifter	50
#2813	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	17
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#374	stuffed ghuol whelp	3
#5752	stuffed hand turkey	5
#3778	stuffed mind flayer	11
#83	stuffed sabre-toothed lime	1
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#216	stuffed shoulder parrot	91
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#322	stuffed zmobie	3
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#192	sweet ninja sword	9
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#206	tassel	7
#14	tasteful black bow tie	11
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#116	teddy bear	53
#71	teddy bear sewing kit	6
#344	teeny-tiny ninja stars	2
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#49	tenderizing hammer	48
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#58	thought balloon	3
#298	three-tiered wedding cake	2
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#174	tin star	1
#79	tiny Mountie hat	7
#85	tiny balloon knife	7
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#268	tiny knife and fork	2
#101	tiny makeup kit	1
#49	tiny maracas	11
#416	tiny ninja sword	2
#96	tiny nose-bone fetish	1
#42	tiny plastic Boris	1
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#4310	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#4232	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
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#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#49	tiny plastic Jarlsberg	1
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#51	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	1
#49	tiny plastic Susie	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
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#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#1664	tiny plastic angry goat	11
#1000	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	18
#942	tiny plastic barrrnacle	19
#1716	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	3
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#2502	tiny plastic cocoabo	7
#874	tiny plastic coffee pixie	20
#1824	tiny plastic disco bandit	3
#1665	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	11
#1115	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	16
#1833	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	10
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#866	tiny plastic grue	20
#1360	tiny plastic hermit	4
#1852	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	10
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#1641	tiny plastic leprechaun	11
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#1815	tiny plastic mosquito	10
#1045	tiny plastic pastamancer	5
#1023	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	17
#1814	tiny plastic sauceror	3
#1032	tiny plastic seal clubber	5
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#1305	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	14
#1153	tiny plastic stab bat	16
#1029	tiny plastic star starfish	17
#4037	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#851	tiny plastic turtle tamer	6
#107	tiny shaker of salt	16
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#265	tisket	1
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#2108	toast	84
#65	tofu casserole	31
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#1404	tofurkey gravy	5
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#2127	toy mercenary	1
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#251	toy soldier	7
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#525	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
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#230	uncooked chorizo	23
#110	union scalemail pants	1
#88	unlocked meat locker	2
#43	unrolling pin	4
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#349	urinal cake	6
#1514	useless powder	8
#1965	valuable trinket	7
#489	vampire collar	2
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#58	velvet choker	1
#1289	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	3
#210	vial of patchouli oil	3
#467	viking helmet	17
#1437	vinegar	4
#128	vodka and cranberry	19
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#75	vodka gibson	2
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#200	vodka stratocaster	2
#69	volleyball	5
#290	vorpal blade	22
#196	wad of dough	311
#222	wad of tofu	33
#358	walrus-tusk earring	3
#586	wang	1
#99	war tongs	42
#631	warm mushroom	1
#78	weegee sqouija	1
#780	wheel	4
#129	whip kit	3
#108	whiskey and cola	26
#175	whiskey and soda	6
#64	whiskey bittersweet	2
#276	whiskey sour	8
#792	white Canadian	1
#903	white balloon	1
#450	white candy heart	42
#351	white chocolate and tomato pizza	6
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#389	white chocolate chips	22
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#802	white picket fence	1
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#290	white satin pants	12
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#297	white sword	14
#56	wholeberd	2
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#115	wicker shield	55
#464	wind-up chattering teeth	69
#371	windchimes	15
#160	wine spritzer	7
#1066	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	2
#320	wolf mask	85
#261	wooden axe	2
#528	wooden block	5
#191	wooden figurine	1
#102	wooden salad bowl	1
#155	wooden stakes	21
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#648	worthless knick-knack	5
#513	worthless trinket	4
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#271	wussiness potion	63
#585	x-ray specs	31
#52	yak anorak	9
#243	yak skin	3
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#109	yakskin buckler	1
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#31	yakskin pants	5
#27	yakskin skirt	3
#72	ye olde golde frontes	3
#336	yellow brick road	1
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#1180	yellow paisley oyster egg	2
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#1123	yellow plastic oyster egg	5
#881	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	2
#450	yellow snowcone	76
#775	yellow striped oyster egg	3
#589	yeti fur	134
#989	yo	8
#434	yo-yo	71
#117	zmobie	2
#1453	zombie pineal gland	2

Wow, that's 52,911 items total!

what items are this player missing?