Museum :: Samos

Samos

Rank	Item	Quantity
#577	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	2
#1438	1-ball	1
#338	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	24
#1427	2-ball	1
#78	25-meat staff	2
#1457	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#934	334 scroll	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#569	ASCII shirt	2
#1321	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#2095	Angry Farmer candy	1
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#335	Asleep in the Cemetery	5
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#2708	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	3
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#1518	Bonerdagon necklace	4
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#1165	Boss Bat bling	2
#2262	Boss Bat britches	2
#1743	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#430	Bulky Buddy Box	7
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#1732	Cloaca grenade	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#999	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#1869	Codpiece of the Goblin King	2
#761	Cold Hots candy	4
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#244	Corpse Island iced tea	22
#97	Crimbo ukulele	2
#3601	Crown of the Goblin King	2
#205	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	3
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#313	Divine	1
#189	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#1107	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#2267	Drowsy Sword	2
#1306	Dyspepsi grenade	4
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#991	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#534	Elder Turtle Shell	5
#356	Elfin shortbread	2
#470	Elmley shades	1
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#604	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	4
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#126	Gnollish pie server	16
#529	Gnollish pie tin	3
#370	Gnollish slotted spoon	4
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#556	Iiti Kitty phone charm	2
#302	Imp Ale	666
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#357	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	5
#1016	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#51	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	3
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#84	Knob Goblin melon baller	47
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#622	Knob Goblin seltzer	6
#632	Knob Goblin spatula	2
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#445	Lockenstock™ sandals	2
#3899	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#1758	Mad Train wine	1
#308	Mae West	1
#387	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	22
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#116	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#185	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#182	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
#108	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#132	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#192	Mer-kin takebag	1
#237	Miniborg beeper	2
#223	Miniborg hiveminder	2
#250	Miniborg laser	2
#276	Miniborg stomper	2
#259	Miniborg strangler	2
#1131	Mob Penguin cellular phone	10
#681	Mohawk wig	5
#246	Mon Tiki	3
#89	Morbidda trading card	2
#1001	Mountain Stream soda	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#158	Neuromancer	5
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#146	Pasta Spoon of Peril	2
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#45	Poison Oak trading card	3
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#235	Ram's Face Lager	162
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#1202	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	2
#2056	Rock Pops	9
#842	Scalp of Gorgolok	4
#927	Senior Mints	3
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#393	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	2
#556	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	2
#614	Spam Witch sammich	24
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#301	Sugar Cog	8
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#457	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	5
#31	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	4
#208	The Snake trading card	1
#518	Trollhouse cookies	50
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#273	Valentine's Day cake	2
#553	Wand of Nagamar	8
#430	White Citadel fries	1
#1145	Wint-O-Fresh mint	6
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#1683	Yummy Tummy bean	64
#615	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#159	a butt tuba	8
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#335	abandoned candy	1
#973	abominable snowcone	5
#579	acid-squirting flower	4
#821	adder bladder	1
#91	albatross necklace	1
#617	all-purpose cleaner	2
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#622	alphabet gum	1
#127	amber aviator shades	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#656	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#533	ancient spice	1
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#631	ant agonist	1
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#655	antique greaves	3
#554	antique helmet	6
#525	antique shield	7
#534	antique spear	7
#411	armgun	2
#408	around the world	2
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#554	arrrgyle socks	3
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#58	asbestos helmet turtle	2
#108	asbestos ore	89
#188	asbestos staff	3
#478	asbestos sword	1
#560	asparagus knife	8
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#643	asshat	1
#305	astronaut pants	30
#848	atomic vector plotter	2
#106	automatic catapult	1
#358	bätzle	1
#1545	baby killer bee	2
#2045	baconstone	2
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#122	baconstone ring	2
#5938	badass belt	3
#829	bag of Cheat-Os	2
#1883	bag of airline peanuts	1
#430	balaclava	1
#447	balaclava baklava	4
#305	balloon helmet	1
#105	balloon shield	1
#312	balloon sword	1
#459	ballroom blintz	3
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#954	bar skin	3
#122	bar whip	1
#961	barbed-wire fence	1
#36	barskin buckler	2
#60	barskin cloak	2
#189	barskin hat	3
#46	barskin loincloth	2
#118	barskin tent	2
#73	basic meat pants	4
#86	basic meat skirt	1
#78	basic meat spork	2
#823	bat guano	2
#231	bat haggis	1
#89	bat hat	1
#104	bat wing kabob	5
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#277	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	6
#606	batblade	2
#874	batgut	7
#227	battered hubcap	1
#682	beach glass bead	1
#153	beach glass necklace	3
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#293	bed of coals	3
#465	beer bong	2
#673	beer helmet	1
#73	beer-a-pult	2
#583	beertini	2
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#1064	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#395	big bass drum	1
#86	big boom	25
#775	big red clown nose	3
#96	bilge wine	413
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#89	black belt	1
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#184	black greaves	15
#174	black helmet	18
#289	black kettle drum	2
#1818	black paisley oyster egg	2
#1464	black plastic oyster egg	2
#1489	black polka-dot oyster egg	2
#177	black shield	17
#1902	black striped oyster egg	2
#34	black sword	125
#376	bloody beer	29
#726	bloody clown pants	3
#621	bloody mary	1
#1773	blue paisley oyster egg	2
#1676	blue plastic oyster egg	2
#1672	blue polka-dot oyster egg	2
#1835	blue striped oyster egg	2
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#61	bobble-hip hula elf doll	2
#57	bone flute	75
#316	bone rattle	5
#105	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#122	borg sock monkey	17
#318	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	2
#257	bottle of Definit	4
#283	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	3
#267	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	4
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#456	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#4254	bottle of goofballs	2
#679	bottle of popskull	1
#1367	bottle of tequila	1
#1260	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#755	bowl of cottage cheese	9
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#1334	boxed wine	1
#175	boxing glove	2
#66	boxing glove on a spring	1
#246	brains casserole	1
#508	briefcase	5
#696	broken cellular phone	1
#624	broken sword	1
#590	bronze breastplate	1
#38	bubble bauble bow	2
#30	bubblewrap crossbow	4
#98	bubblewrap sword	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#639	buckyball	7
#108	buffalo blade	1
#705	bugbear bungguard	4
#1095	bum cheek	1
#155	bumblebee marble	1
#288	buoybottoms	2
#117	caipifruta	1
#185	calavera concertina	1
#534	calle de miel	1
#121	calle de miel with a fly in it	2
#98	can cannon	1
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#401	can of maces	2
#760	candied kobold	3
#2875	candied yams	1
#1029	candy knuckles	3
#502	candy stake	12
#80	cannonball charrrm bracelet	1
#1460	capacitor relay	3
#1811	carbon nanotube frame	1
#56	cardboard crossbow	1
#330	cardboard katana	1
#57	cardboard staff	1
#55	cardboard sword	2
#521	cardboard wakizashi	2
#77	carob cannon	1
#666	carob chunk cookies	1
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#818	catgut	1
#109	catskin buckler	1
#83	catskin cap	1
#142	cement sandals	6
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#540	cheap elven gloves	8
#997	cheap toaster	2
#333	chef's hat	28
#392	chintzy accordion pin	1
#824	chopsticks	1
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#765	chorizo taco	1
#303	chrome crossbow	2
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#523	chrome sword	1
#616	clay peace-sign bead	1
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#68	clockwork crossbow	1
#43	clockwork detective skull	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#557	clown shoes	3
#185	clown wig	1
#239	clownskin belt	1
#111	clownskin buckler	1
#202	clownskin harness	1
#1980	club necklace	3
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#435	coffin lid	2
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#697	commemorative war stein	3
#1056	computronic processing unit	1
#169	cool mushroom casserole	1
#200	cool mushroom wine	1
#653	cool whip	2
#81	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	1
#244	corn holder	5
#850	cornuthaum	1
#307	corpse on the beach	16
#261	corpsedriver	19
#177	corpsetini	29
#362	costume sword	1
#951	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#165	cream of pointy mushroom soup	1
#433	cream pie	1
#126	crown-shaped beanie	2
#104	curdflinger	1
#403	curmudgel	1
#36	cursed breeches	1
#64	cursed cutlass	1
#42	cursed eyepatch	1
#238	cyborg doll	9
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#964	dark potion	1
#27	decaying wooden oar	1
#262	deck of tropical cards	2
#1477	defective skull	1
#93	demon buckler	1
#134	demon-horned hat	1
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#158	demonskin trousers	1
#375	denim axe	1
#437	dented harmonica	1
#154	detective skull	1
#2467	diamond necklace	2
#507	didgeridooka	2
#1622	dill	1
#1096	dirty hobo gloves	1
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#1849	disco ball	1
#292	disembodied smile	1
#177	dishrag	3
#395	double daisy	1
#108	double-barreled sling	11
#298	draggin' ball hat	26
#374	dreadlock whip	1
#214	dry vodka martini	1
#516	ducha de oro	1
#80	duct tape buckler	1
#127	duct tape dockers	1
#92	duct tape fedora	1
#75	duct tape sword	2
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#745	dusty bottle of Marsala	6
#608	dusty bottle of Merlot	13
#701	dusty bottle of Muscat	8
#674	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	10
#568	dusty bottle of Port	18
#593	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	12
#781	dwarf bread	4
#285	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	2
#114	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
#111	eXtreme meat staff	1
#138	eXtreme meat sword	1
#718	eXtreme mittens	2
#229	eXtreme nose ring	1
#856	eXtreme scarf	1
#4232	easter egg balloon	2
#947	effervescent potion	1
#337	eggbeater	1
#2833	eggnog	1
#1396	elven socks	1
#193	elven whittling knife	1
#184	enchanted brass knuckles	1
#206	enchanted eyepatch	1
#652	enchanted toothpick	1
#124	enchantlers	1
#1180	encoder ring	1
#541	energy drink IV	1
#367	enormous hoop earring	2
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#1773	explosion-flavored chewing gum	1
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#510	extra-spicy bloody mary	1
#396	f3d0r4	15
#507	fake blood	2
#1008	fake plastic grass	1
#992	fancy but probably evil chocolate	7
#969	fancy chocolate	3
#975	fancy dress ball	10
#697	fat stacks of cash	8
#2393	felt	1
#431	festive holiday hat	10
#322	fettucini Inconnu	1
#303	fez of etymology	1
#37	filigreed hamethyst earring	2
#33	filigreed hamethyst necklace	2
#32	filigreed hamethyst ring	3
#289	filthy pestle	8
#880	fine wine	1
#299	finger cymbals	1
#429	fire	13
#470	[2426]fire flower	2
#529	fire poi	1
#498	flamin' bindle	1
#126	flaming cardboard sword	1
#670	flaming crutch	4
#321	flaming mushroom wine	1
#328	flaming talons	21
#905	flaregun	1
#469	flashing novelty button	3
#168	flat mushroom wine	1
#790	flirtatious feather	1
#269	floral print shirt	1
#384	flowing hippy skirt	1
#63	flypaper staff	1
#496	foam noodle	1
#211	foie gras	9
#632	foolscap fool's cap	2
#66	foon of fleshiness	1
#67	foon of foulness	1
#99	football helmet	1
#462	fortune cookie	1
#100	freezerburned ice cube	3
#114	frigid hankyū	6
#130	frilly shirt	5
#243	frilly skirt	18
#325	frozen Mob Penguin	4
#368	frozen mushroom	6
#731	frozen nunchaku	1
#782	funky dried mushroom	1
#541	furniture dolly	1
#86	furry kilt	1
#427	furry pants	1
#67	furry skirt	1
#604	fuzzbump	1
#642	ga-ga radio	1
#83	ganger bandana	1
#662	gas balloon	1
#183	gauze shorts	1
#982	ghuol ears	1
#638	ghuol egg	14
#556	ghuol egg quiche	1
#996	ghuol guolash	1
#257	ghuol-ear kabob	1
#387	giant cactus quill	1
#78	giant cheesestick	1
#1641	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#1921	giant discarded plastic fork	2
#1517	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#135	giant driftwood sculpture	1
#453	giant foam finger	2
#2536	giant pinky ring	1
#216	gimlet	2
#2189	gingerbread bugbear	5
#292	gingerbread horror	17
#72	glistening staff	1
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#145	gnatwing earring	1
#155	gnauga hide buckler	1
#149	gnauga hide chaps	1
#79	gnauga hide kilt	1
#48	gnauga hide skirt	1
#102	gnauga hide vest	1
#203	gnauga hide whip	1
#296	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	1
#219	gnoll-tooth necklace	1
#706	goat beard	2
#846	goat cheese	1
#949	goat cheese pizza	1
#395	gold lamé pants	1
#692	golden ring	40
#94	goofily-plumed helmet	1
#1916	googly eye	3
#80	goulauncher	1
#223	grass blade	1
#194	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#428	grassy cutlass	1
#1202	gray bow tie	2
#63	grease gun	2
#1909	green beer	1
#1158	green candy heart	1
#973	grouchy restless spirit	1
#103	grumpy old man charrrm bracelet	1
#391	grungy bandana	1
#369	grungy flannel shirt	1
#297	gyroscope	10
#46	hairy staff	2
#250	half-sized guitar	2
#1934	hamethyst	2
#214	handful of drink tickets	1
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#647	happiness	1
#571	harem girl t-shirt	1
#325	headhunter necktie	1
#940	heavy D	7
#1311	helmet turtle	8
#235	herb brownies	138
#2516	herbal stuffing	1
#134	hippo skin buckler	1
#161	hippo whip	1
#77	hippopotamus kilt	1
#125	hippopotamus pants	1
#57	hippopotamus skirt	1
#148	hipposkin poncho	1
#123	hippy bongo	11
#320	hippy herbal tea	1
#481	hippy medical kit	2
#482	hippy protest button	2
🥉	hobo code binder	1
#139	hopping socks	2
#433	horizontal tango	1
#62	hot cross bow	1
#78	huge spoon	41
#81	hyperbolic plasma focuser	57
#1401	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	8
#1602	ice-cold Willer	1
#235	ice-cold fotie	123
#1093	ice-cold six-pack	1
#325	iced-out bling	1
#275	icy mushroom wine	1
#426	icy-hot katana	1
#134	imitation nice watch	1
#176	immense cyborg hand	12
#88	incredibly creepy marionette	28
#387	infernal insoles	7
#345	inflatable duck	3
#606	insanely spicy bean burrito	1
#691	invisible bag	1
#1111	ion grid	7
#834	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	2
#545	irate sombrero	2
#1061	iron pasta spoon	2
#1194	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	1
#312	jack flapper	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#123	jet bennie marble	1
#1882	joybuzzer	1
#284	jungle drum	1
#419	keg shield	2
#445	kick-ass kicks	2
#499	kickback cookbook	1
#176	killer rag doll	15
#2542	killing feather	1
#161	kite	50
#1603	kneecapping stick	2
#368	knob bugle	1
#146	knob mushroom wine	1
#213	laser-broiled pear	36
#1486	lavender paisley oyster egg	2
#257	lavender plastic oyster egg	14
#1286	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	2
#1119	lavender striped oyster egg	2
#206	lead yo-yo	1
#504	leather chaps	3
#491	left half of a heart necklace	1
#362	lemon meringue pie	1
#624	lihc eye pie	1
#382	lihc face	11
#366	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	19
#114	linoleum helmet turtle	1
#120	live wire	6
#1435	loaded serum blowgun	2
#147	loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	1
#1726	logic synthesizer	1
#377	los chinos	1
#89	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	2
#99	lucky ball-and-chain	1
#563	lucky bottlecap	1
#1204	lucky rabbit's foot	4
#425	lupine sword	1
#173	mad scientist's sock monkey	18
#1222	mafia aria	9
#386	magic lamp	1
#245	magic whistle	6
#332	magilaser blastercannon	4
#216	maiden wig	13
#247	makeshift cape	1
#78	makeshift skirt	2
#181	makeshift turban	1
#310	mandarina colada	1
#480	margarita	1
#424	marionette	4
#113	marionette collective	8
#666	martini	1
#1323	marzipan skull	1
#107	massive sitar	2
#1293	mauve paisley oyster egg	2
#1551	mauve plastic oyster egg	2
#324	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	10
#1614	mauve striped oyster egg	2
#118	meat cowboy hat	1
#65	meatloaf helmet	2
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#36	yohohoyo	126

Wow, that's 10,043 items total!

what items are this player missing?