Museum :: Jacky Faber

Jacky Faber

Rank	Item	Quantity
#561	"DRINK ME" potion	3
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1223	33398 scroll	1
#933	334 scroll	1
#141	4-d camera	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#2244	8-ball	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#835	Angelhair Culottes	1
#2096	Angry Farmer candy	1
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#340	BGE merchandise order form	12
#248	BGE shotglass	24
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#843	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#4297	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#773	Black No. 2	1
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#1010	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#582	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#508	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#466	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2098	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1701	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1940	CRIMBCO wine	1
#1702	CRIMBCOIDS mints	3
#786	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#1495	Cloaca-Cola	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#507	Crimbo candied pecan	21
#545	Crimbo fudge	19
#488	Crimbo peppermint bark	21
#435	Crimbo pie	4
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#1154	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	3
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#2742	Drowsy Sword	1
#2052	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#26	El Vibrato trapezoid	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#194	Frat Army FGF	24
#214	Frogade	1
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#594	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#188	Hippy Army MPE	46
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#1868	Imp Ale	1
#1203	Instant Karma	1
#1286	Jocko Homo's head	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#1016	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#995	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1208	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1006	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#1091	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#628	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#171	Knob lo mein	1
#342	Knob pasty	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#1015	Knoll mushroom	1
#145	Lobster qua Grill	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#2320	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	6
#969	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#1758	Mad Train wine	1
#400	Manetwich	1
#987	Mohawk wig	1
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#231	Morbidda trading card	1
#1001	Mountain Stream soda	1
#283	Nardz energy beverage	1
#508	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#627	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#843	Orcish baseball cap	1
#612	PADL Phone	1
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#1463	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#2658	Rock Pops	1
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#962	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#1109	Spam Witch sammich	1
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#65	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#121	Staff of the Soupbone	1
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#1954	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#256	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	5
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#207	The Snake trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#288	Tiger-lily's milk	1
#1306	Trollhouse cookies	1
#205	Wand of Oscus	1
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#1120	Yakisoba's hat	1
#917	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#365	a butt tuba	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#503	accidental cider	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#362	agua de vida	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#657	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#637	ancient frozen dinner	1
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#533	ancient spice	1
#251	ancient stone fist	1
#232	ancient stone head	1
#678	anniversary balloon	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#631	ant agonist	1
#886	antique greaves	1
#895	antique helmet	1
#905	antique shield	1
#946	antique spear	1
#1105	asbestos ore	1
#387	asbestos staff	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#1920	awful poetry journal	1
#120	bacon bath ball	8
#2450	baconstone	1
#7429	badass belt	1
#950	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#629	ballroom blintz	1
#67	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
#900	baseball	1
#231	bat haggis	1
#1017	bat wing	1
#783	batblade	1
#1172	batgut	1
#1427	bath ball gift set	1
#1660	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#227	battered hubcap	1
#967	beer bomb	1
#571	beer bong	1
#671	beer helmet	1
#787	beertini	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#394	big bass drum	1
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#117	bigger stick	1
#801	bilge wine	1
#377	bird rib	1
#1498	bit of clingfilm	1
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#202	black cherry soda	1
#552	black forest ham	1
#577	black pepper	1
#1047	black pixel	1
#851	black snake skin	1
#892	blackberry	1
#158	blended frozen swill	1
#2865	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	5
#1035	bloody beer	1
#827	blue class ring	1
#1232	blue pixel	1
#221	bone chips	89
#751	booty chest charrrm	1
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#458	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#409	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#1586	bottle of rum	1
#663	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#1368	bottle of tequila	1
#1261	bottle of vodka	1
#1506	bottle of whiskey	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#1137	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#1054	box	1
#7453	box of sunshine	1
#1335	boxed wine	1
#2708	brick	1
#437	brick of sand	1
#1268	broken skull	1
#541	bronzed locust	1
#247	brown crock marble	1
#678	brown sugar cane	1
#616	bubblewrap ore	1
#956	bubbly potion	1
#335	bucket of honey	1
#1103	bugbear beanie	1
#1110	bugbear bungguard	1
#593	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#578	bunch of square grapes	1
#375	buoybottoms	1
#539	cactus fruit	1
#117	caipifruta	1
#534	calle de miel	1
#1890	can of CRIMBCOLA	2
#2396	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	2
#1795	candy cane	15
#745	cannonball charrrm	1
#530	carbonated soy milk	1
#635	carbonated water lily	1
#610	cardboard ore	1
#666	carob chunk cookies	1
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#731	carob chunks	1
#873	casino pass	1
#1030	cast	1
#689	centipede eggs	1
#1705	chaos butterfly	1
#234	charming flute	1
#144	charrrm bracelet	1
#418	cheap cigar butt	1
#1061	chef's hat	1
#235	chef-in-the-box	1
#272	cherry pie	1
#576	chloroform rag	1
#196	chocolate bath ball	5
#714	chocolate filthy lucre	1
#823	chopsticks	1
#765	chorizo taco	1
#985	chrome ore	1
#168	chrome sword hilt	1
#662	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#967	cloudy potion	1
#797	clown shoes	1
#816	clown skin	1
#611	cocktail napkin	1
#290	cocktail onion	1
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#1139	cog	1
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#358	cold nuggets	1
#374	cold wad	1
#883	commemorative war stein	1
#651	communications windchimes	1
#864	cool whip	1
#738	copper ha'penny charrrm	1
#1242	cranberries	1
#168	cranberry cordial	1
#569	cream stout	1
#185	crossbow string	1
#268	cyclops eyedrops	1
#962	dark potion	1
#43	dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	1
#582	decaying goldfish liver	1
#714	dehydrated caviar	1
#89	desiccated apricot	184
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#597	didgeridooka	1
#1096	dirty hobo gloves	1
#1628	disassembled clover	1
#1848	disco ball	1
#1717	disco mask	1
#1024	disease	1
#819	disembodied brain	1
#292	disembodied smile	1
#787	disintegrating quill pen	1
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#813	drab sonata	1
#295	dragon snaps	1
#763	drum machine	1
#1139	dry noodles	1
#516	ducha de oro	1
#2324	duct tape	1
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#1041	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
#1062	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#1060	dusty bottle of Port	1
#1015	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
#425	dwarvish magazine	1
#48	dwarvish war mattock	1
#399	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#114	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
#111	eXtreme meat staff	1
#138	eXtreme meat sword	1
#895	eXtreme mittens	1
#854	eXtreme scarf	1
#946	effervescent potion	1
#322	effluvious emerald	3
#133	eggman noodles	1
#2833	eggnog	1
#540	energy drink IV	1
#734	enormous belt buckle	1
#112	equal sign	1
#969	evil golden arch	1
#510	extra-spicy bloody mary	1
#216	eye of the Tiger-lily	1
#190	eyedrops of newt	1
#226	eyedrops of the ermine	1
#761	fake blood	1
#750	fake plastic grass	2
#849	fancy bath salts	1
#3836	fancy but probably evil chocolate	1
#572	fancy seashell necklace	1
#1378	fat stacks of cash	1
#2392	felt	1
#412	fermenting powder	1
#655	ferret bait	1
#525	festive sausage	4
#736	fetid feather	1
#322	fettucini Inconnu	1
#1000	filthy corduroys	1
#2035	filthy lucre	1
#527	filthy poultice	1
#880	fine wine	1
#529	fire poi	1
#609	fish-liver oil	1
#957	fizzy potion	1
#955	flaming crutch	1
#856	flaming feather	1
#886	flaming mushroom	1
#321	flaming mushroom wine	1
#941	flaming talons	1
#905	flaregun	1
#789	flirtatious feather	1
#204	floorboard cruft	1
#859	flute of flat champagne	1
#817	foam dart	1
#791	foolscap fool's cap	1
#462	fortune cookie	1
#323	frat brats	1
#578	frayed rope belt	1
#776	frightful feather	1
#255	frigid hankyū	1
#1093	frigid ninja stars	1
#825	frilly skirt	1
#810	frozen feather	1
#827	frozen mushroom	1
#732	frozen nunchaku	1
#132	fruity girl swill	1
#782	funky dried mushroom	1
#540	furniture dolly	1
#1456	furry fur	1
#604	fuzzbump	1
#600	gator skin	1
#614	gauze garter	1
#982	ghuol ears	1
#1350	ghuol egg	1
#556	ghuol egg quiche	1
#995	ghuol guolash	1
#986	giant designer sunglasses	1
#1516	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#563	giant foam finger	1
#2813	gingerbread mutant bugbear	1
#383	glacial sapphire	1
#896	glass of goat's milk	1
#72	glistening staff	1
#273	glittery mascara	1
#769	gnoll lips	1
#820	goat beard	1
#846	goat cheese	1
#949	goat cheese pizza	1
#159	goblin hunting spear	1
#784	gr8ps	1
#773	grapefruit	1
#828	grapes	1
#882	green balloon	1
#1029	green clay bead	1
#1109	green pixel	1
#594	gremlin juice	1
#547	grog	1
#972	grouchy restless spirit	1
#5337	grue egg	1
#533	guano coffee cup	1
#4022	handful of confetti	3
#626	handful of moss	1
#899	handful of sand	1
#631	handful of sawdust	1
#601	handsomeness potion	1
#3382	heart necklace	1
#1680	heart of the volcano	1
#1455	heart-shaped balloon	1
#1193	heavy D	1
#861	hellion cube	1
#1877	helmet turtle	1
#1241	herb brownies	1
#2516	herbal stuffing	1
#994	herbs	1
#550	hippy medical kit	1
#578	hippy protest button	1
#1291	hobo nickel	1
#483	holiday cheese log	4
#575	honey-dipped locust	1
#459	hors d'oeuvre tray	1
#684	hot date	1
#268	hot hi mein	1
#998	hot katana blade	1
#384	hot nuggets	1
#460	hot wad	1
#1286	hot wing	1
#1763	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1
#1602	ice-cold Willer	1
#615	icy katana hilt	1
#139	incense bath ball	7
#2793	irradiated candy cane	1
#1193	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	1
#581	jar of squeeze	1
#41	jingle bell	1
#505	keg shield	1
#910	ketchup hound	1
#530	kick-ass kicks	1
#280	large cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#1295	lead necklace	1
#896	leather mask	1
#588	leathery rat skin	1
#110	left bracket	1
#206	left parenthesis	1
#1234	lemon	1
#104	lemon popsicle	1
#444	lewd playing card	5
#1007	lihc eye	1
#624	lihc eye pie	1
#896	lime	1
#1208	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	1
#1025	line	1
#869	linoleum ore	1
#1296	little paper umbrella	1
#115	liver popsicle	1
#481	long pork	1
#929	long skinny balloon	1
#1452	loose teeth	1
#1977	lucky rabbit's foot	1
#230	lumbering jack	1
#251	lump of coal	1
#1219	magical ice cubes	1
#641	magical mystery juice	1
#683	magicalness-in-a-can	1
#491	magilaser blastercannon	1
#676	maiden wig	1
#310	mandarina colada	1
#834	maple syrup	1
#443	mariachi hat	1
#498	meat engine	1
#984	meat paste	1
#1087	meat vortex	1
#210	meatsmithing guide	1
#168	menudo	1
#670	mesh cap	1
#1203	metallic A	1
#335	milk of magnesium	1
#897	mind flayer corpse	1
#468	mojo filter	1
#646	mother's little helper	1
#1340	motivational poster	1
#690	mugcake	1
#812	mummy wrapping	1
#1565	mushroom fermenting solution	1
#76	myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	4
#3326	nanite-infested fruitcake	1
#628	ninja mop	1
#226	not-a-pipe	1
#2030	obsidian dagger	5
#233	oil of oiliness	1
#232	oil of slipperiness	1
#219	oil of stability	1
#2220	old sweatpants	1
#796	olive	1
#601	oozenog	6
#941	orange	1
#101	orange popsicle	1
#1170	original G	1
#618	oversized pipe	1
#879	oversized pizza cutter	1
#409	ovoid leather thing	1
#1761	pail	1
#740	palm frond	1
#583	panhandle panhandling hat	1
#987	papaya	1
#528	papaya sling	1
#538	papaya taco	1
#1215	paperclip	1
#103	paperclip cape	1
#99	paperclip pants	1
#78	paperclip sproinger	2
#91	paperclip turban	1
#101	paperclip-on tie	1
#403	paranormal ricotta	1
#1564	pasta spoon	1
#257	peach	1
#224	peach pie	1
#239	pear	1
#190	pear tart	1
#181	percent sign	1
#610	perforated battle paddle	1
#148	perfume of prejudice	1
#472	perpendicular hula	1
#1060	personalized birthday cake	1
#1170	phonics down	1
#321	pie crust	1
#1207	piece of wedding cake	1
#1003	pink clay bead	1
#594	pink pony	1
#592	pitchfork	1
#428	plain pizza	1
#1281	plot hole	1
#266	plum	1
#702	pointy mushroom	1
#319	popsicle stick	1
#243	possessed tomato	1
#694	poutine	1
#304	powdered donut	1
#491	powdered organs	1
#198	powdered wig	1
#209	pr0n cocktail	1
#987	pr0n legs	1
#243	pr0n m4nic0tti	1
#438	prismatic wad	1
#1166	probability potion	1
#283	queen cookie	1
#73	rainbow bomb	1
#822	rat appendix	1
#457	rat appendix kabob	1
#1505	ravioli hat	1
#171	really thick bandage	1
#1022	red class ring	1
#515	redrum	1
#577	reinforced beaded headband	1
#610	rice bowl	1
#1122	ridiculously huge sword	1
#665	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	1
#823	rocky raccoon	1
#2273	roll of toilet paper	1
#638	round purple sunglasses	1
#854	royal jelly	1
#3636	rubber WWBD? bracelet	1
#3660	rubber WWJD? bracelet	1
#3658	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	1
#3649	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	1
#1004	ruby W	1
#647	rum and cola	1
#535	rum barrel charrrm	1
#884	sabre teeth	1
#745	sake bomb	1
#190	salamander slurry	1
#97	sauce of the ages	1
#1707	saucepan	1
#407	sausage pizza	1
#681	scented massage oil	1
#103	scissor duck	1
#558	scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil	1
#1295	scroll of drastic healing	1
#191	scrumdiddlyumptious solution	1
#1113	scrumptious reagent	1
#1670	seal-clubbing club	1
#159	seaode	1
#387	secret blend of herbs and spices	1
#575	sewer nuggets	1
#351	sewer wad	1
#368	shimmering rainbow sand	1
#478	shimmering tendrils	1
#264	shiny tribal beads	1
#233	shot of blackberry schnapps	1
#258	shot of nepenthe schnapps	1
#699	shot of orange schnapps	1
#357	shot of rotgut	1
#747	shot of tomato schnapps	1
#722	silver tongue charrrm	1
#318	sinister altar fragment	1
#546	slap and tickle	1
#338	sleaze nuggets	1
#356	sleaze wad	1
#233	sleazy hi mein	1
#239	slimy fermented bile bladder	42
#260	slimy sweetbreads	34
#1272	slow jam collection	1
#589	small box	1
#1014	smart skull	1
#349	snake shield	1
#208	snapdragon pistil	1
#397	snarling wolf shield	1
#971	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	1
#522	soda water	1
#1335	soft green echo eyedrop antidote	1
#270	space jam	1
#353	spaghetti with Skullheads	1
#2772	spectre scepter	4
#372	spiced rum	1
#224	spicy noodles	1
#1063	spooky eyeliner	1
#249	spooky hi mein	1
#1086	spooky lipstick	1
#168	spooky lo mein	1
#1573	spooky mushroom	1
#229	spooky shroomkabob	1
#1219	spooky stick	1
#181	spooky stir-fry	1
#399	spooky wad	1
#422	spork	3
#1064	spring	1
#1057	sprocket	1
#1729	square CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#853	stalk of asparagus	1
#446	stench wad	1
#684	stick of "gum"	2
#577	stick of dynamite	1
#821	stinky mushroom	1
#425	stolen office supplies	1
#888	strawberry	1
#95	strawberry popsicle	1
#716	strongness elixir	1
#8936	stuffed Cheshire bitten	1
#8943	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	1
#8864	stuffed angry cow	1
#8975	stuffed astral badger	1
#8950	stuffed baby gravy fairy	1
#1466	stuffed can of asparagus	1
#8831	stuffed cocoabo	1
#1578	stuffed dodecapede	1
#8925	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	1
#8973	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	1
#952	stuffed ghuol whelp	1
#8979	stuffed hand turkey	1
#8912	stuffed mind flayer	1
#1715	stuffed ninja snowman	1
#8941	stuffed scary death orb	1
#4800	stuffed shoulder parrot	1
#8963	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	1
#8804	stuffed snowy owl	1
#8884	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	1
#3043	stuffed spooky mushroom	1
#8881	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	1
#8893	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	1
#553	stuffed yo-yo	1
#777	stuffed zmobie	1
#530	stunt nuts	1
#121	sturdy sword hilt	1
#1296	super-spiky hair gel	1
#809	t8r tots	1
#831	taco shell	1
#505	tap shoes	1
#724	tasty tart	1
#774	tattered scrap of paper	1
#1189	ten-leaf clover	1
#603	tenderizing hammer	1
#348	tequila with training wheels	1
#450	thermos full of Knob coffee	1
#1620	thin black candle	1
#1700	tiny house	1
#625	tiny ninja sword	1
#3987	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#3930	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#3935	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#3077	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#8189	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#3908	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#3883	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#3893	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#3859	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#3061	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#3925	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#3855	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#4020	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#8211	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#3939	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#3974	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#8249	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#8124	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#3963	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#4477	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#8174	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3953	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3906	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#8093	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#8218	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#3174	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3911	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#8151	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#8091	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#3901	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#3859	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#8057	tiny plastic grue	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#8127	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#8067	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#8200	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#3836	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#8109	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#8100	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#3891	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#3837	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#3936	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#8135	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#3873	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3850	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#891	tires	1
#265	toe jam	1
#1903	tofurkey gravy	3
#1885	tofurkey leg	3
#1136	tomato	1
#269	traffic jam	1
#3145	tree-eating kite	1
#658	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#617	tropical orchid	1
#124	tropical swill	1
#1790	turtle totem	1
#539	twinkly nuggets	1
#1078	twinkly wad	1
#678	uncooked chorizo	1
#693	unidentified jerky	1
#609	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	1
#728	urinal cake	1
#2411	valuable trinket	1
#647	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	1
#639	vodka and cranberry	1
#1098	wad of dough	1
#695	wad of tofu	1
#131	walrus ice cream	1
#586	wang	1
#510	war tongs	1
#648	whiskey and cola	1
#791	white Canadian	1
#903	white balloon	1
#957	white chocolate chips	1
#1032	white class ring	1
#1104	white lightning	1
#1026	white pixel	1
#416	white rice	1
#809	white satin pants	1
#581	white satin shield	1
#1058	white snake skin	1
#512	wicker shield	1
#1221	wooden block	1

Wow, that's 1,382 items total!

what items are this player missing?