Museum :: Atomic Dog

Atomic Dog

Rank	Item	Quantity
#205	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	50
#1427	2-ball	1
#1081	3-ball	2
#306	30669 scroll	31
#252	334 scroll	27
#1474	4-ball	1
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#682	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	2
#1640	8-ball	4
#1456	Amulet of Yendor	1
#2230	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#196	Angry Farmer candy	813
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#674	Black No. 2	2
#618	Blackfly Chardonnay	2
#144	Boris's key lime	3
#396	Boris's ring	4
#245	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	38
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#391	Corpse Island iced tea	13
#3210	Crown of the Goblin King	3
#122	Daffy Taffy	304
#410	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	3
#573	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	4
#354	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	2
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#297	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	30
#1107	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#2740	Drowsy Sword	1
#395	Dyspepsi-Cola	164
#21	El Vibrato drone	5
#290	El Vibrato power sphere	3
#160	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#119	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	6
#37	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	13
#59	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	6
#114	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	4
#104	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	3
#50	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	18
#76	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	12
#109	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	6
#548	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	2
#470	Elmley shades	1
#484	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	11
#152	Frat Army FGF	37
#607	Gaia beads	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#489	Gnollish flyswatter	4
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#302	Gnollish toolbox	13
#87	Hell broth	4
#613	Hell ramen	1
#40	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	10
#369	Hippy Army MPE	9
#556	Iiti Kitty phone charm	2
#615	Imp Ale	192
#570	Jarlsberg's earring	2
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#430	Jolly Roger charrrm	7
#357	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	5
#379	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	22
#723	Knob Goblin elite helm	3
#996	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#792	Knob Goblin elite polearm	2
#500	Knob Goblin love potion	15
#287	Knob Goblin melon baller	7
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#374	Knob Goblin seltzer	32
#471	Knob Goblin spatula	7
#454	Knob Goblin steroids	14
#406	Knob Goblin superseltzer	10
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#672	Knob Goblin visor	3
#706	Knob mushroom	2
#597	Knoll mushroom	10
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#3899	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#278	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	35
#1200	M-242	1
#186	MSG	2
#948	Mad Train wine	36
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#219	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	16
#294	Meleegra™ pills	33
#155	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	25
#116	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	888
#237	Miniborg beeper	2
#223	Miniborg hiveminder	2
#250	Miniborg laser	2
#276	Miniborg stomper	2
#259	Miniborg strangler	2
#337	Mohawk wig	30
#306	Monstar energy beverage	14
#912	Mountain Stream soda	2
#313	Mr. Mediocrebar	175
#424	Oil of Parrrlay	2
#844	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#507	Penultimate Fantasy chest	18
#296	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	4
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#942	Ram's Face Lager	1
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#324	Rock Pops	156
#701	SPF 451 lip balm	2
#412	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	3
#122	Sneaky Pete's key lime	3
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#269	Spam Witch sammich	155
#90	Spooky Surprise Egg	208
#270	Supernova Champagne	18
#387	Swabbie™ swab	3
#516	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	93
#659	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	2
#249	Tiki lighter	2
#494	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	2
#390	Trollhouse cookies	95
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#382	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	6
#2089	Valentine	2
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#159	Warm Subject gift certificate	1,208
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#236	Yummy Tummy bean	913
#376	Zim Merman's guitar	2
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#4	abandoned candy	1,915
#1029	abominable snowcone	4
#387	accidental cider	2
#432	acid-squirting flower	7
#272	acoustic guitarrr	14
#512	adder bladder	7
#380	all-purpose cleaner	10
#233	amulet of extreme plot significance	73
#183	ancient Magi-Wipes	45
#457	ancient frozen dinner	3
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#533	ancient spice	1
#507	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	11
#372	ancient vinyl coin purse	7
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#460	ant agonist	3
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#1061	anticheese	1
#257	antique greaves	31
#581	antique hand mirror	2
#341	antique helmet	19
#296	antique packet of ketchup	4
#306	antique shield	23
#355	antique spear	18
#485	armgun	1
#486	around the world	1
#343	arrrgyle socks	7
#1080	asparagus knife	1
#192	awful poetry journal	949
#1545	baby killer bee	2
#7427	badass belt	1
#261	bag of Cheat-Os	39
#504	bag of lard	2
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#73	ballroom blintz	159
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#437	banana-frosted king cake	6
#538	bar skin	14
#457	barbed-wire fence	9
#2128	barrrnacle	1
#245	barskin hat	2
#654	baseball	3
#599	bat guano	9
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#577	batgut	25
#439	beach glass bead	5
#99	bean burrito	14
#332	beer bomb	73
#561	beer helmet	2
#194	beer lens	14
#355	beertini	5
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#238	big red clown nose	33
#76	big stirring stick	1
#151	bilge wine	206
#479	bit-o-cactus	3
#510	black eyedrops	1
#552	black forest ham	1
#458	black greaves	3
#470	black helmet	3
#70	black paisley oyster egg	53
#610	black pension check	1
#308	black picnic basket	4
#929	black pixel	2
#41	black plastic oyster egg	73
#1489	black polka-dot oyster egg	2
#613	black snake skin	4
#1476	black striped oyster egg	3
#571	black sword	2
#638	blackberry	5
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#690	bloody beer	5
#346	bloody clown pants	15
#409	bloody mary	3
#1329	blue paisley oyster egg	3
#880	blue pixel	20
#240	blue pixel potion	4
#536	blue plastic oyster egg	9
#1672	blue polka-dot oyster egg	2
#1113	blue striped oyster egg	4
#437	blue-frosted astral cupcake	2
#665	bone rattle	1
#144	booty chest charrrm	73
#411	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	10
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#456	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#447	bottle of alcohol	4
#343	bottle of antifreeze	3
#347	bottle of cooking sherry	3
#1170	bottle of gin	2
#5026	bottle of goofballs	1
#419	bottle of pirate juice	2
#537	bottle of popskull	2
#959	bottle of rum	14
#483	bottle of tequila	39
#529	bottle of vodka	22
#608	bottle of whiskey	37
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#524	bowl of cottage cheese	25
#465	box	19
#519	boxed wine	29
#455	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#335	brick of sand	3
#450	briefcase	7
#963	broken skull	4
#169	broken sword	28
#445	bronzed locust	2
#796	bubbly potion	3
#108	buffalo blade	1
#669	bugbear beanie	5
#433	bugbear bungguard	11
#592	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#573	bum cheek	12
#373	bunch of square grapes	7
#206	buoybottoms	4
#442	cactus fruit	2
#416	can of Red Minotaur	9
#210	can of black paint	1
#592	can of maces	1
#269	can of spinach	8
#869	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	10
#1280	candied yams	6
#3615	candy cane	3
#2397	candy stake	3
#311	cannonball charrrm	18
#360	canopic jar	10
#272	carbonated soy milk	13
#208	carbonated water lily	31
#171	cardboard katana	3
#684	cardboard wakizashi	1
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#284	carob chunks	20
#873	casino pass	1
#498	cast	26
#529	cat appendix	3
#501	catgut	9
#109	catskin buckler	1
#568	centipede eggs	2
#208	chaos butterfly	1,363
#825	chef's hat	3
#241	cherry	21
#274	cherry pie	1
#322	chintzy saucepan earring	2
#320	chloroform rag	8
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#580	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
#140	chopsticks	38
#586	chorizo taco	3
#777	chrome ore	3
#230	chunk of rock salt	13
#418	clay peace-sign bead	5
#817	cloudy potion	3
#798	clown shoes	1
#660	clown skin	3
#2494	club necklace	2
#63	cocktail napkin	162
#661	cocoa eggshell fragment	37
#597	coffin lid	1
#1139	cog	1
#179	cold ninja mask	21
#697	commemorative war stein	3
#651	communications windchimes	1
#587	concentrated magicalness pill	1
#864	cool whip	1
#183	copper ha'penny charrrm	50
#489	cornuthaum	6
#397	corpse on the beach	13
#854	corpsedriver	5
#468	corpsetini	11
#180	costume sword	4
#743	cranberries	11
#349	crazy little Turkish delight	30
#570	cream stout	1
#310	crowbarrr	7
#196	cup of primitive beer	12
#456	cursed dirty joke scroll	1
#1025	daisy	1
#585	dance card	1
#639	dark potion	8
#456	decorative fountain	8
#53	dehydrated caviar	257
#175	delectable catalyst	1
#145	delectable fire ant	2
#1018	delicious salad	15
#245	delicious shimmering moth	1
#682	demon skin	5
#1069	dense meat stack	3
#591	deodorant	1
#379	depantsing bomb	6
#232	desiccated apricot	36
#2467	diamond necklace	2
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#597	didgeridooka	1
#379	digital key lime pie	1
#336	dire fudgesicle	3
#603	dirty hobo gloves	16
#336	disassembled clover	232
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#1849	disco ball	1
#1718	disco mask	1
#407	disease	25
#361	disembodied brain	9
#344	dishrag	1
#596	displaced fish	2
#582	distilled fortified wine	3
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#224	disturbing fanfic	868
#279	dope wheels	2
#680	drab sonata	2
#269	draggin' ball hat	31
#72	dreadlock whip	78
#516	dried face	4
#635	drum machine	2
#936	dry noodles	5
#397	duct tape	95
#92	duct tape fedora	1
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#83	dusty bottle of Marsala	249
#92	dusty bottle of Merlot	243
#61	dusty bottle of Muscat	341
#674	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	10
#213	dusty bottle of Port	117
#215	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	99
#283	dusty left eighth rib	1
#781	dwarf bread	4
#896	eXtreme mittens	1
#856	eXtreme scarf	1
#5138	easter egg balloon	1
#703	effervescent potion	5
#2058	eggnog	3
#531	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	16
#124	enchantlers	1
#355	energy drink IV	5
#186	enormous hoop earring	7
#849	evil golden arch	2
#355	evil golden arches	1
#336	exploding hacky-sack	2
#377	eye of newt	24
#226	eyedrops of the ermine	1
#733	eyepatch	4
#238	f3d0r4	42
#1944	facsimile dictionary	1
#630	fancy bath salts	7
#761	fancy but probably evil chocolate	8
#75	fancy schmancy cheese sauce	5
#208	fancy seashell necklace	71
#400	ferret bait	11
#309	fertilized ghuol egg	1
#177	fetid feather	57
#507	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	1
#713	filthy corduroys	3
#775	filthy knitted dread sack	2
#360	filthy pestle	5
#692	[2426]fire flower	1
#431	fire poi	2
#324	fish-liver oil	25
#668	fizzy potion	6
#955	flaming crutch	1
#229	flaming feather	54
#208	flaming talons	47
#333	flaregun	38
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#273	flirtatious feather	24
#85	flute of flat champagne	233
#496	foam noodle	1
#344	foolscap fool's cap	8
#462	fortune cookie	1
#282	fricasseed brains	3
#147	frightful feather	76
#93	frigid ninja stars	615
#166	frozen feather	75
#396	frozen nunchaku	6
#2871	fruitcake	2
#292	funky dried mushroom	28
#541	furniture dolly	1
#143	furry fur	1,170
#427	furry pants	1
#470	gas balloon	6
#529	gauze garter	3
#464	ghuol ears	20
#564	ghuol egg	20
#556	ghuol egg quiche	1
#625	ghuol guolash	7
#564	giant foam finger	1
#115	giant needle	877
#2536	giant pinky ring	1
#129	gin and tonic	1
#2822	gingerbread bugbear	3
#921	gingerbread horror	7
#298	glass of goat's milk	36
#44	glimmering phoenix feather	1
#305	glowing red eye	60
#544	gnoll lips	4
#398	gnoll teeth	9
#302	goat beard	19
#523	goat cheese	16
#303	goatskin umbrella	4
#665	gob of wet hair	6
#277	gold lamé pants	2
#2190	googly eye	2
#359	grapefruit	17
#369	grapes	17
#147	grassy cutlass	9
#882	green balloon	1
#1416	green beer	4
#288	green pixel potion	2
#364	green smoke bomb	3
#594	green-frosted astral cupcake	1
#283	grog	5
#560	grouchy restless spirit	10
#633	grumpy old man charrrm	1
#103	grumpy old man charrrm bracelet	1
#298	grungy bandana	2
#984	guy made of bee pollen	1
#88	hairy staff	1
#190	handful of Laughing Willow bark	1
#5199	handful of confetti	1
#689	handful of hand chalk	18
#483	handful of moss	3
#139	handful of nuts and berries	59
#86	handful of pine needles	273
#722	handful of sand	5
#452	handful of sawdust	5
#323	handsomeness potion	5
#325	headhunter necktie	1
#1070	heart necklace	7
#171	heavy D	814
#454	heavy metal sonata	1
#541	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#861	hellion cube	1
#1877	helmet turtle	1
#414	hemp string	18
#265	henna face paint	4
#305	herb brownies	93
#912	herbal stuffing	8
#424	herbs	37
#734	hill of beans	6
#318	hippy medical kit	8
#578	hippy protest button	1
#575	honey-dipped locust	1
#195	hors d'oeuvre tray	8
#478	hot date	5
#724	hot katana blade	6
#633	hot wing	48
#409	huge spoon	3
#1401	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	8
#676	ice-cold Willer	42
#797	ice-cold six-pack	4
#194	icy katana hilt	24
#273	icy-hot katana	2
#739	infernal insoles	1
#577	inflatable duck	1
#590	inkwell	2
#606	insanely spicy bean burrito	1
#304	interesting-looking twig	1
#362	irate sombrero	5
#400	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	16
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#506	keg shield	1
#311	kick-ass kicks	5
#499	kickback cookbook	1
#183	ladle of mystery	1
#412	large box	8
#1166	lavender candy heart	1
#1486	lavender paisley oyster egg	2
#1171	lavender plastic oyster egg	3
#939	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	3
#1119	lavender striped oyster egg	2
#1016	lead necklace	3
#413	leathery bat skin	11
#357	leathery cat skin	20
#587	leathery rat skin	1
#500	leftovers of indeterminate origin	2
#783	lemon	15
#339	leotarrrd	5
#210	libation of liveliness	1
#650	lihc eye	9
#624	lihc eye pie	1
#750	lihc face	2
#567	lime	10
#513	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	12
#298	line	244
#870	linoleum ore	1
#437	linoleum staff	1
#74	llama lama gong	116
#481	long pork	1
#141	long pork chop sandwiches	1
#574	long skinny balloon	7
#877	loose teeth	20
#81	lotion of spookiness	16
#274	lowercase N	57
#425	lupine sword	1
#1220	magical ice cubes	1
#642	magical mystery juice	1
#492	magilaser blastercannon	1
#677	maiden wig	1
#480	margarita	1
#231	mariachi G-string	13
#1132	mariachi pants	2
#566	marshmallow	12
#666	martini	1
#500	marzipan skull	18
#204	mauve paisley oyster egg	13
#1188	mauve plastic oyster egg	3
#1846	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1233	mauve striped oyster egg	3
#498	meat engine	1
#346	meat from yesterday	5
#441	meat paste	74
#535	meat stack	30
#328	meat vortex	121
#479	melted Jell-o shot	1
#347	metallic A	111
#119	milk of magnesium	17
#710	milky potion	5
#429	mind flayer corpse	19
#610	miner's helmet	2
#455	miner's pants	4
#467	mojo filter	1
#502	monkey wrench	1
#495	mother's little helper	3
#756	moxie weed	5
#690	mugcake	1
#491	mulled cider	1
#600	mullet wig	1
#412	mummy wrapping	27
#587	murky potion	8
#1676	nanite-infested candy cane	5
#1043	nanite-infested eggnog	5
#467	nanite-infested fruitcake	10
#870	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	6
#283	natural fennel soda	10
#436	necklace chain	3
#858	ninja hot pants	1
#270	ninja mop	8
#3382	obsidian dagger	1
#1823	off-white plastic oyster egg	2
#1734	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	1
#283	off-white striped oyster egg	11
#176	oil of expertise	2
#228	ointment of the occult	3
#523	old coin purse	4
#374	old leather wallet	11
#525	olive	10
#218	onion shurikens	1
#440	opera mask	1
#371	orange	41
#1228	orange candy heart	1
#141	original G	1,084
#179	ornate ancient cursed key	1
#520	oversized pipe	2
#227	oversized pizza cutter	37
#363	ovoid leather thing	2
#1890	oyster basket	1
#805	pack of KWE trading card	4
#334	pail	37
#1584	pants of the Slug Lord	1
#447	panty raider camouflage	1
#350	papaya sling	3
#477	papaya slung	2
#538	papaya taco	1
#807	party hat	1
#1392	pasta spoon	2
#529	patchouli incense stick	14
#323	patchouli oil bomb	2
#248	peace-sign necklace	1
#611	perforated battle paddle	1
#298	perpendicular hula	4
#1060	personalized birthday cake	1
#595	phat turquoise bead	4
#368	philter of phorce	1
#379	phonics down	182
#215	photoprotoneutron torpedo	162
#370	pickle-flavored chewing gum	20
#175	pie crust	9
#622	piece of wedding cake	6
#454	piercing post	2
#503	pile of candy	12
#454	pile of jumping beans	4
#288	pink-frosted astral cupcake	3
#150	pirate pamphlet	1
#524	pirate pelvis	3
#234	pitchfork	15
#466	plastic guitar	1
#211	plot hole	993
#262	plump juicy grub	1
#450	pointed stick	1
#359	polka-dot bow tie	1
#531	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	1
#1184	pool cue	1
#1433	portable corkscrew	1
#236	potion of potency	1
#812	potted cactus	1
#280	poultrygeist	2
#297	pr0n legs	80
#182	probability potion	543
#182	procrastination potion	566
#1070	puce plastic oyster egg	3
#2253	puce polka-dot oyster egg	1
#408	puce striped oyster egg	6
#284	purple glowstick	5
#307	pygmy blowgun	4
#296	pygmy pygment	3
#279	pygmy spear	1
#408	ram horns	4
#396	ram stick	4
#457	rat appendix kabob	1
#368	rave whistle	4
#1137	ravioli hat	5
#576	razor-sharp can lid	12
#1729	really dense meat stack	1
#549	red paisley oyster egg	6
#796	red pixel	1
#1842	red plastic oyster egg	2
#2205	red polka-dot oyster egg	1
#807	red striped oyster egg	3
#484	reinforced beaded headband	2
#313	reodorant	25
#403	ribbon candy	1
#184	rice bowl	11
#273	ridiculously huge sword	51
#178	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	13
#601	ring of aggravate monster	7
#338	ring of fire resistance	1
#341	ring of gain strength	1
#1135	ring of half-assed regeneration	1
#209	roasted marshmallow	199
#1965	robotronic egg	1
#692	rocky raccoon	3
#1491	roll of toilet paper	15
#143	rolling pin	1
#546	round purple sunglasses	2
#512	royal jelly	10
#1490	rubber WWBD? bracelet	5
#1547	rubber WWJD? bracelet	5
#3658	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	1
#1730	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	4
#240	rubber axe	4
#799	ruby W	4
#386	rum and cola	4
#96	rum barrel charrrm	18
#78	rum barrel charrrm bracelet	1
#594	rusty grave robbing shovel	3
#129	sabre teeth	150
#384	safarrri hat	4
#459	sake bomb	16
#356	salamander spleen	25
#855	salty dog	1
#32	sauce of the ages	8
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#461	screwdriver	2
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#282	serpentine sword	2
#412	serum of sarcasm	1
#368	shimmering rainbow sand	1
#771	shingle	1
#331	shiny butcherknife	2
#620	silver shrimp fork	2
#418	silver tongue charrrm	9
#82	silver tongue charrrm bracelet	1
#97	sinewy crossbow string	1
#458	six pack of Mountain Stream	7
#992	skeleton bone	10
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#438	skeleton key ring	1
#317	skewer	24
#939	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#418	small box	6
#861	smart skull	3
#700	smoky potion	5
#57	smoldering staff	1
#1120	snake	1
#215	snake shield	3
#397	snarling wolf shield	1
#475	snorkel	1
#803	snowboarder pants	1
#595	soft green echo eyedrop antidote	137
#368	solid gold pegleg	8
#712	sonar-in-a-biscuit	2
#1381	spade necklace	5
#353	spaghetti with Skullheads	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#1135	sparkler	1
#138	special sauce glove	1
#3791	spectre scepter	1
#1063	spices	1
#157	spicy enchanted bean burrito	1
#603	spider web	33
#452	spiked femur	5
#481	spooky bark	23
#3327	spooky eggnog	1
#1063	spooky eyeliner	1
#1086	spooky lipstick	1
#694	spooky mushroom	59
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#278	spooky staff	1
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#181	spooky stir-fry	1
#682	spork	1
#902	squashed frog	3
#434	stale baguette	2
#644	stalk of asparagus	4
#240	star	294
#229	star chart	78
#606	star hat	1
#175	star key lime	1
#309	star staff	1
#280	star starfish	1
#469	stick of dynamite	2
#1825	stolen accordion	1
#324	stone baseball cap	1
#1016	stone of eXtreme power	4
#350	strawberry	44
#465	strawberry wine	1
#3939	stuffed Cheshire bitten	10
#2731	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	17
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#3538	stuffed astral badger	12
#2957	stuffed baby gravy fairy	16
#1466	stuffed can of asparagus	1
#3916	stuffed cocoabo	10
#1579	stuffed dodecapede	1
#2713	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	18
#3220	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	14
#4903	stuffed hand turkey	7
#3038	stuffed mind flayer	15
#1715	stuffed ninja snowman	1
#2944	stuffed scary death orb	16
#4802	stuffed shoulder parrot	1
#3386	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	13
#4146	stuffed snowy owl	9
#4954	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	7
#3043	stuffed spooky mushroom	1
#3358	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	13
#3058	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	15
#2643	stuffing	1
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#696	super-spiky hair gel	55
#526	swashbuckling pants	6
#694	swirly potion	5
#442	taco shell	13
#439	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	15
#244	tambourine	2
#484	tambourine bells	5
#390	tap shoes	2
#516	tarrrnish charrrm	2
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#468	tattered paper crown	2
#486	tattered scrap of paper	6
#368	teeny-tiny magic scroll	2
#603	tenderizing hammer	1
#219	thin black candle	1,264
#589	tiny house	228
#8191	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#4543	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
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#8127	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#4480	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#8094	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#8220	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#8151	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#8186	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#8092	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#8058	tiny plastic grue	1
#4598	tiny plastic hermit	1
#8127	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#8068	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#8200	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8101	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#8111	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#8099	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#8224	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#8159	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#8136	tiny plastic star starfish	1
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#891	tires	1
#383	titanium assault umbrella	23
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#411	tofu casserole	2
#1903	tofurkey gravy	3
#1885	tofurkey leg	3
#913	tomato	5
#485	tomato daiquiri	2
#366	tomato juice of powerful power	2
#1865	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#2262	toy space helmet	1
#618	tropical orchid	1
#680	tropical wrapping paper	2
#131	true grit	25
#280	tube of dread wax	11
#1627	turtle totem	2
#332	uncooked chorizo	11
#397	unidentified jerky	16
#148	unlocked meat locker	1
#290	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	16
#60	unrolling pin	2
#728	urinal cake	1
#1345	valuable trinket	25
#506	vanilla-frosted king cake	2
#891	viking helmet	2
#333	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	29
#388	vitachoconutriment capsule	14
#639	vodka and cranberry	1
#85	vodka and tonic	4
#449	vorpal blade	9
#519	wad of dough	56
#395	wad of tofu	9
#481	walrus-tusk earring	2
#407	war tongs	2
#510	water pipe bomb	41
#474	water wings	1
#649	whiskey and cola	1
#411	whiskey and soda	1
#299	whiskey sour	7
#513	white Canadian	4
#903	white balloon	1
#686	white chocolate and tomato pizza	2
#296	white chocolate chip cookies	11
#366	white chocolate chips	25
#448	white collar	2
#286	white lightning	44
#387	white picket fence	9
#416	white rice	1
#375	white satin pants	8
#446	white satin shield	2
#639	white snake skin	9
#567	white sword	4
#512	wicker shield	1
#426	windchimes	11
#217	wine spritzer	4
#124	witty rapier	60
#237	wolf mask	141
#811	wooden stakes	1
#596	wool hat	1
#411	worn tophat	2
#738	worthless gewgaw	2
#863	worthless knick-knack	2
#590	wreath of laurels	1
#796	wussiness potion	4
#682	yellow plastic oyster egg	9
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#1112	yeti fur	19
#378	yohohoyo	4
#128	yummy death watch beetle	5

Wow, that's 30,912 items total!

what items are this player missing?