Museum :: Rikmach

Rikmach

Rank	Item	Quantity
#234	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	8
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#104	Alice's Army Alchemist	11
#100	Alice's Army Bowman	7
#88	Alice's Army Cleric	9
#144	Alice's Army Coward	3
#108	Alice's Army Dervish	2
#73	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#124	Alice's Army Guard	8
#99	Alice's Army Halberder	12
#146	Alice's Army Hammerman	3
#127	Alice's Army Horseman	4
#116	Alice's Army Lanceman	5
#95	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	13
#106	Alice's Army Martyr	2
#114	Alice's Army Ninja	10
#124	Alice's Army Nurse	9
#95	Alice's Army Page	12
#93	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	14
#173	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#113	Alice's Army Spearsman	10
#114	Alice's Army Swordsman	10
#111	Alice's Army Wallman	10
#25	Alice's Army booster box	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#1437	Angry Farmer candy	11
#54	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	34
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#267	Asleep in the Cemetery	6
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#239	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	4
#480	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	2
#497	BGE merchandise order form	7
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#248	BGE shotglass	24
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#175	BGE tiny plastic toy	6
#128	BOOterfinger	1
#296	BRAINS shorts	2
#210	BRICKO brick	786
#139	BRICKO eye brick	518
#70	BRICKO reactor	5
#843	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#612	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#1077	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	11
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#591	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#613	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#208	Belt of Howling Anger	1
#77	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	2
#88	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	8
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#120	Big Punk	1
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#531	Blackfly Chardonnay	3
#326	Blizzards I Have Died In	3
#568	Blood Light	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#2385	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#159	Boots of Twilight Whispers	2
#1673	Boss Bat bling	1
#2775	Boss Bat britches	1
#933	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	3
#129	Bruno's blessing of Mars	1
#128	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
#460	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#163	C.H.U.M. knife	6
#82	C.H.U.M. lantern	2
#583	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#35	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#509	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#633	CRIMBCO mug	17
#453	CRIMBCO wine	17
#507	CRIMBCOIDS mints	6
#2141	CRIMBCOLOAF	2
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#70	Cerebral Cloche	2
#16	Cerebral Crossbow	17
#80	Cerebral Culottes	2
#29	Chester's Aquarius medallion	2
#53	Chester's bag of candy	2
#53	Chester's cutoffs	2
#57	Chester's moustache	2
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#24	Chorale of Companionship	3
#288	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#741	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#1733	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1154	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1061	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	2
#999	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#995	Cloaca-Cola shield	2
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#121	Cloak of Dire Shadows	3
#142	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	2
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#528	Colander of Em-er'il	5
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1370	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#469	Corpse Island iced tea	11
#1216	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	2
#96	Crimbo ukulele	2
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#3215	Crimbuck	1
#4251	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#454	Daffy Taffy	72
#320	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#131	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	1
#610	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	10
#1695	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#1415	Dolphin King's crown	2
#1107	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#2740	Drowsy Sword	1
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#999	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	2
#991	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#956	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#1786	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#19	El Vibrato drone	6
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#75	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	9
#29	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	15
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#59	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	6
#25	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	11
#41	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	8
#37	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	20
#32	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	20
#44	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	12
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#17	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#10	Elron's Explosive Etude	5
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#956	FDKOL commendation	2
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#521	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#110	Fantasma en la Máquina	33
#56	Fauna Libre	1
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
#30	Folder Holder	1
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
#130	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#65	Frosty's carrot	2
#129	Frosty's frosty mug	14
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#17	Frosty's nailbat	4
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#392	Gaia beads	4
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
🥇	Ginsu™	1
#1026	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#379	Go-Wassail	47
#86	Golden Mr. Accessory	1
#740	Goodfella contract	8
#1442	Green Clover of Justice	1
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#377	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	7
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#324	Hodgman's blanket	4
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#133	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#63	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	2
#18	Hodgman's metal detector	2
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#15	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	3
#55	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#23	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#872	Instant Karma	3
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#515	Kissin' Cousins	2
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#997	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#1090	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#725	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#669	LED block	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#112	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	31
#90	Lars the Cyberian	4
#133	Let Me Be!	9
🥇	Loathing Legion necktie	1
#400	Lockenstock™ sandals	3
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#3900	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#1042	M-242	2
#1177	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	4
#387	Maxing, Relaxing	3
#75	Mayflower bouquet	1
🥇	Meatcleaver	1
#87	Mer-kin fastjuice	7
#173	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#175	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#141	Mer-kin hidepaint	1
#96	Mer-kin hookspear	6
#94	Mer-kin killscroll	6
#182	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
#112	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
#108	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#132	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#73	Mer-kin takebag	9
#163	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
#356	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	1
#155	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	25
#1060	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	2
#838	Microplushie: Bropane	3
#839	Microplushie: Dorkonide	1
#889	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	1
#751	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	1
#531	Microplushie: Gothochondria	11
#607	Microplushie: Hippylase	12
#577	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#742	Microplushie: Hobomosome	3
#692	Microplushie: Otakulone	9
#523	Microplushie: Raverdrine	10
#773	Microplushie: Sororitrate	4
#346	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#380	Misty Robe	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#185	Mr. Haggis	5
#189	Mr. Joe's bangles	8
#925	Mr. Mediocrebar	52
#71	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#567	NPZR chemistry set	2
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#398	Nightstalker perfume	1
#85	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#742	Now and Earlier	1
#54	Ol' Scratch's ash can	2
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#32	Ol' Scratch's manacles	2
#24	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	3
#95	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	15
#92	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#17	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	4
#677	Orcish baseball cap	2
#615	Orcish cargo shorts	2
#595	Orcish frat-paddle	2
#48	Oscus's dumpster waders	2
#26	Oscus's flypaper pants	2
#34	Oscus's garbage can lid	2
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#15	Oscus's pelt	4
#612	PADL Phone	1
#2360	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	1
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#815	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#571	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	3
#568	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	2
#376	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	2
#591	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	2
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#589	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	2
#666	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	2
#356	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	2
#434	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	3
#706	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	2
#373	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	2
#555	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	3
#708	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	2
#688	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	2
#699	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	2
#20	Prelude of Precision	5
#255	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#212	Ralph IX cognac	1
#208	Red Pill	2
#767	Red Rover BB gun	1
#672	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3
#40	Ring of Fire	2
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#1197	Rock Pops	35
#319	Rock and Roll Legend	4
#106	Rompedores de Fantasmas	37
#46	S.A.V.E. flyer	10
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#2542	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#680	Schrödinger's thermos	10
#1319	Senior Mints	1
#263	Sensual Massage for Creeps	5
#441	Silver Bullet beer	3
#282	Sinful Desires	2
#122	Skullhead's Screw	1
#394	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	2
#20	Snow Suit	1
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#260	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	19
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#94	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#66	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#644	Steal This Candy	1
#82	Summer Nights	9
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#111	TI-9000 calculator	18
#688	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	5
#671	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	7
#248	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#658	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	8
#207	Tales from the Fireside	5
#772	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	2
#71	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
🥈	Tales of the Word Realms	3
#1643	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	4
#598	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#22	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#684	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#41	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	2
#325	The Cooler Out of Space	7
#443	The Joy of Wassailing	7
#49	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
#73	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#48	The Lost Comb	1
#86	The Lost Glasses	1
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#59	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#101	The Ring	1
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
#208	The Snake trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
🥇	Thinknerd T-Shirt	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
🥇	Time Lord Badge of Honor	1
#39	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#69	Travels with Jerry	10
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#47	Tropical Crimbo Hat	2
#49	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	2
#59	Tropical Crimbo Sword	2
#54	Ultimate Mind Destroyer	1
#149	Ultracolor™ shirt	1
#328	Ultrasoldier Serum	1
#611	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	3
#315	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	40
#35	Uncle Hobo's belt	1
#29	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#59	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	1
#363	Uncle Romulus	3
#23	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
#12	Underworld truncheon	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#71	Unspeakable Earring	1
#2405	Valentine	1
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#32	Wand of Oscus	3
#114	Wax Flask	3
#1954	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#1119	Yakisoba's hat	1
#1358	Yummy Tummy bean	100
#117	Z-Bone steak	17
#616	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#51	Zombo's grievous greaves	2
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#25	Zombo's shoulder blade	2
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#25	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#137	aerated diving helmet	1
#284	alien drugs	1
#223	alien force field disruptor bean	1
#109	alien protein powder	1
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#409	alphabet gum	3
#127	amber aviator shades	1
#7	ammonite candy mold	25
#1018	ammonite fossil	1
#464	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	12
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#1082	annoying pitchfork	1
#117	ant hoe	4
#255	ant pick	1
#87	ant pitchfork	5
#285	ant rake	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#736	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#98	antique bottle of cough syrup	8
#626	antique bottle opener	1
#722	antique greaves	2
#745	antique helmet	2
#535	antique painting of a landscape	1
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#931	antique record album	1
#744	antique shield	2
#383	antique souvenir drawing	2
#773	antique spear	2
#369	around the world	3
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#135	arse-a'fire elixir	1
#172	asbestos crossbow string	1
#108	asbestos stick	2
#121	asbestos sword hilt	2
#230	aspirin	4
#230	astronaut ice-cream	2
#1227	astronaut pants	4
#848	atomic vector plotter	2
#379	bacon bath ball	2
#709	baconstone	11
#157	baconstone bracelet	4
#39	baconstone earring	5
#9	baconstone pendant	20
#122	baconstone ring	2
#3120	badass belt	14
#502	bag of bones	1
#753	bag of lard	1
#133	bag of many confections	1
#430	balaclava	1
#317	ball	20
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#78	ballpark hot daub	1
#825	banana	3
#221	banana cream pie	2
#135	banana daiquiri	2
#655	banana peel	1
#285	banana smoothie	2
#141	banana spritzer	2
#251	banana supersucker	1
#1020	banana-frosted king cake	1
#87	bananagate	70
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#80	banjo kazoo mount	2
#122	bar whip	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#278	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	6
#565	bath ball gift set	9
#595	battered Crimbo Crate	16
#141	battered hubcap	3
#28	battered old top-hat	1
#350	bazookafish bubble gum	2
#18	beach ball marble	2
#126	bed of coals	6
#233	beefy fish meat	1
#967	beer bomb	1
#572	beer bong	1
#673	beer helmet	1
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#233	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#34	beige clambroth marble	2
#619	bejeweled pledge pin	2
#8	belemnite candy mold	21
#977	belemnite fossil	1
#340	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	3
#44	bewitching boots	1
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#146	big glob of skin	1
#476	big rock	1
#76	big stirring stick	1
#442	bindlestocking	5
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#152	birdbone corset	1
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#470	bite-me-red lipstick	10
#60	bitter pill	1
#589	black & tan	1
#16	black BRICKO brick	14
#489	black forest cake	3
#552	black forest ham	1
#694	black greaves	1
#695	black helmet	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#577	black pepper	1
#311	black plastic oyster egg	15
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#425	black pudding	4
#667	black shield	1
#349	black spot	2
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#727	black sword	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#26	blackberry galoshes	14
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#137	blank diary	1
#246	blank fudge mold	1
#518	blind-packed capsule toy	1
#393	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	1
#925	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#882	blood flower	5
#826	blue class ring	1
#759	blue glowstick	1
#103	blue grass	14
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#1672	blue polka-dot oyster egg	2
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#621	blueberry-frosted king cake	1
#61	bobble-hip hula elf doll	2
#177	boiling seal blood	10
#36	bone and arrows	1
#301	bone aperitif	1
#556	bone chips	18
#52	bone crusher	1
#277	bone meal	1
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#53	bonerang	1
#58	boning knife	1
#621	borg sock monkey	2
#182	borrowed time	1
#432	bottle of Blank-Out	20
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#334	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#67	bottle of antifreeze	12
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#501	tiny plastic Axe Wound	14
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#506	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	9
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#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
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#919	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	8
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#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
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#670	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	11
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#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
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#193	tiny plastic angry space marine	22
#930	tiny plastic anime smiley	8
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#734	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	10
#507	tiny plastic astronomer	14
#3366	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	5
#3940	tiny plastic barrrnacle	4
#288	tiny plastic batbugbear	15
#1452	tiny plastic beanbat	5
#389	tiny plastic bee swarm	11
#256	tiny plastic beebee gunners	17
#401	tiny plastic beebee queue	11
#1717	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	3
#396	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	11
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#924	tiny plastic brainsweeper	8
#1217	tiny plastic briefcase bat	6
#292	tiny plastic bugaboo	15
#323	tiny plastic buzzerker	13
#279	tiny plastic cavebugbear	16
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#2832	tiny plastic coffee pixie	6
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#2847	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	6
#205	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	20
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#312	tiny plastic moneybee	14
#2009	tiny plastic mosquito	9
#294	tiny plastic mumblebee	15
#1037	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#536	tiny plastic ninja snowman	14
#1345	tiny plastic pastamancer	4
#358	tiny plastic peacannon	7
#2252	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	8
#1815	tiny plastic sauceror	3
#857	tiny plastic scary clown	9
#2610	tiny plastic seal clubber	2
#450	tiny plastic senile lihc	15
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#745	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	10
#859	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	2
#2145	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	3
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#554	tiny plastic spooky vampire	13
#3950	tiny plastic stab bat	4
#2515	tiny plastic star starfish	7
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#979	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4039	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#845	tiny plastic taco cat	9
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#487	tiny plastic the Free Man	5
#810	tiny plastic topiary golem	9
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#2660	tiny plastic turtle tamer	2
#735	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	10
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#487	tiny plastic warwelf	14
#577	tiny plastic whitesnake	12
#725	tiny plastic zmobie	10
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#135	tofu wonton	1
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#287	tofurkey leg	29
#433	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	4
#511	tooth	8
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#1358	towel	3
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#899	toy deathbot	1
#1590	toy hoverpad	1
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#1815	toy ray gun	2
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#657	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
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#52	trousers of the white knight	1
#576	tube of dread wax	1
#67	tube of hair oil	8
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#177	unfortunate dumplings	1
#239	unquiet spirits	1
#78	unsanitized scalpel	4
#1969	unstable DNA	6
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#106	unused soap	13
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#1627	useless powder	5
#2526	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#97	vampire pellet	3
#51	very large caltrop	1
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#138	vinegar	254
#27	vinyl boots	1
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#110	viral DNA	17
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#240	volcanic ash	22
#42	voodoo snuff	34
#896	vorpal blade	1
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#407	war tongs	2
#188	warbear LP-ROM burner	1
#138	warbear accoutrements chunk	50
#186	warbear auto-anvil	1
#478	warbear battery	1
#9	warbear battle greaves	1
#6	warbear bearserker greaves	1
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#437	warbear beeping telegram	1
#170	warbear blizzard mead	1
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#6	warbear ceremonial party pants	1
#188	warbear chemistry lab	1
#15	warbear dress bracers	1
#16	warbear dress greaves	1
#13	warbear dress helmet	1
#306	warbear drone assembler	1
🥉	warbear electric long johns	1
#297	warbear empathy chip	1
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#199	warbear energy bracers	1
#120	warbear exhaust manifold	2
#188	warbear exo-arm	1
#197	warbear feasting bread	1
#190	warbear feasting mead	1
#4	warbear fleece-lined long johns	1
#124	warbear foil hat	2
#165	warbear gyro	1
#271	warbear gyrocopter	3
#148	warbear helm fragment	44
#7	warbear high festival pants	1
#109	warbear high-efficiency still	2
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#254	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	3
#168	warbear induction oven	1
#118	warbear jackhammer drill press	2
#199	warbear laser beacon	1
#273	warbear liquid overcoat	1
#9	warbear long johns	1
#190	warbear metalworking primer	6
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
🥈	warbear officer greaves	1
#69	warbear oil pan	3
#8	warbear party pants	1
#7	warbear plain ushanka	1
#238	warbear procedural hilarity drone	5
#381	warbear requisition box	1
#234	warbear robo-camouflage unit	5
#282	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	4
#297	warbear soda machine assembler	1
#156	warbear thermoregulator bread	1
#344	warbear trouser fragment	1
#114	warbear wardance potion	16
#55	warbear warrior bread	8
#13	warbear warscarf	1
#54	warbear whosit	4,557
#939	water pipe bomb	1
#474	water wings	1
#1147	wheel	2
#418	whisker pencil	6
#903	white balloon	1
#1031	white class ring	1
#512	wicker shield	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#276	wind-up meatcar	43
#94	wings of fire	1
#615	witch hat	1
#106	wok lobster	1
#1079	wolf mask	2
#636	wolfman mask	9
#1221	wooden block	1
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#36	wooly loincloth	1
#41	world's most unappetizing beverage	2
#698	woven baling wire bracelets	1
#591	wreath of laurels	1
#162	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	5
#1157	wrench bracelet	1
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#78	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#168	wumpus hair	12
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#8	wumpus-hair net	2
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
#106	yellow gummi ingot	309
#274	yellow paisley oyster egg	10
#682	yellow plastic oyster egg	9
#1428	yo	4
#2366	yo-yo	1

Wow, that's 23,523 items total!

what items are this player missing?