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#51woven baling wire bracelets13
#33wreath of laurels15
#509wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#126wrench bracelet27
#64wussiness potion433
#22yak anorak36
#280yak skin2
#69yak whip2
#25yakskin buckler10
#33yakskin kilt3
#20yakskin pants10
#34yakskin skirt2
#90yam candy3
#19ye olde golde frontes12
#81yellow brick road17
#399yellow candygram1
#229yellow drunki-bear1
#522yellow gummi ingot40
#32yellow pixel potion1
#621yellow plastic oyster egg10
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1
#46yeti fur9,029
#2045yo-yo2
#74yohohoyo51
#78zombie dinosaur egg1
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 304,215 items total!

what items are this player missing?