Museum :: ChevellemanX

ChevellemanX

Rank	Item	Quantity
#68	1-ball	133
#21	11-leaf clover	637
#40	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	452
#162	1952 Mickey Mantle card	9
#64	2-ball	135
#63	3-ball	141
#20	30669 scroll	440
#47	33398 scroll	671
#13	334 scroll	336
#76	4-ball	112
#66	4-d camera	5
#32	4-dimensional guitar	118
#32	5-Alarm Saucepan	11
#66	5-ball	121
#68	6-ball	124
#97	64067 scroll	7
#32	668 scroll	75
#13	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	419
#73	7-ball	136
#91	8-ball	550
#253	9-ball	4
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#860	A. W. O. L. commendation	2
#67	ASCII shirt	42
#13	Accordion of Jordion	35
#226	Alewife™ Ale	3
🥇	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	36
#82	Ambitious Turkey	6
#88	Ancient Protector Soda	7
#19	Ancient Saucehelm	39
#99	Angelhair Culottes	9
#219	Angry Farmer candy	675
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#171	Ankh of Badahnkadh	2
#55	Argarggagarg's fang	18
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#441	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	2
#480	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	2
#609	BGE merchandise order form	5
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#373	BGE shotglass	18
#73	BOOterfinger	4
#81	BURT	354
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#100	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	9
#126	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	4
#7	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	332
#611	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	3
#52	Bash-Ōs boxtop	15
#160	Bash-Ōs cereal	4
#29	Battlie Light Saver	88
#90	Ben-Gal™ Balm	27
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#17	Bjorn's Hammer	23
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#33	Black Body™ spray	22
#83	Black No. 2	171
#135	Blackfly Chardonnay	55
#147	Blatantly Canadian	26
#143	Bling of the New Wave	8
#10	Blue Diamond of Honesty	36
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#44	Boltsmann ID badge	1
#1168	Bonerdagon necklace	7
#79	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	3
#184	Boozehounds Anonymous token	4
#65	Boris's key lime	11
#13	Boris's key lime pie	118
#37	Boris's ring	31
#1165	Boss Bat bling	2
#864	Boss Bat britches	16
#30	Boulevardier cocktail	11
#70	Bowl of Scorpions	7
#94	Bram's choker	1
#60	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	2
#228	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	15
#39	Brimstone Beret	1
#10	Brimstone Bludgeon	2
#100	Brimstone Boxers	1
#23	Brimstone Bracelet	1
#31	Brimstone Brooch	1
#39	Brimstone Bunker	1
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#128	Bruno's blessing of Mars	1
#1503	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#126	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
#28	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	17
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1761	CRIMBCO mug	2
#1644	CRIMBCO wine	2
#507	CRIMBCOIDS mints	6
#1190	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#150	Cherry Cloaca Cola	11
#44	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	4
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#268	Chroner	168
#101	Cinco Mayo Lager	3
#96	Claw of the Infernal Seal	9
#35	Claybender glasses	26
#81	Cloaca Cola Polar	53
#1132	Cloaca-Cola	9
#396	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	7
#394	Cloaca-Cola helmet	6
#695	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	2
#268	Cloaca-Cola shield	9
#30	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	82
#49	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	6
#1070	Codpiece of the Goblin King	6
#14	Colander of Em-er'il	34
#249	Cold Hots candy	34
#105	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	7
#116	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	11
#186	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	2
#16	Cookbook of the Damned	32
#66	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	36
#93	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	13
#156	Corpse Island iced tea	33
#134	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#71	Crimbo Credit	200
#490	Crimbo candied pecan	22
#161	Crimbo candle	1
#159	Crimbo dinner	1
#488	Crimbo fudge	22
#440	Crimbo peppermint bark	24
#307	Crimbo pie	8
#350	Crimbo wreath	2
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#75	Crimbonium fuel rod	37
#168	Crimbosmopolitan	1
#268	Crimbot battery	1
#359	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	4
#45	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	10
#130	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	3
#19	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	2
#132	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	3
#118	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	4
#93	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	5
#89	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	6
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#146	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	3
#99	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	5
#44	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	11
#134	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	3
#90	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	6
#338	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	5
#61	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	8
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#30	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
#89	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	6
#294	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	7
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#102	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	4
#83	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	6
#381	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	3
#88	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	6
#138	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	3
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#374	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
#311	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	6
#366	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#372	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	3
#83	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	6
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#1830	Crimboween memo	3
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#126	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	1
#73	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
#91	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	1
#2809	Crimbuck	6
#87	Crown of the Goblin King	194
#326	D roll	2
#49	DUFRESNE Suds	183
#894	Daffy Taffy	28
#15	Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	2
#18	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	16
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#129	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	1
#1297	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	2
#189	Diet Cloaca Cola	7
#15	Disco 'Fro Pick	41
#136	Disco Banjo	4
#122	Divine	9
#156	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	28
#106	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	143
#20	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	31
#75	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	27
#118	Dogsgotnonoz pills	2
#123	Dolphin King's crown	35
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#176	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	20
#47	Dramatic™ range	36
#100	Drowsy Sword	158
#37	Duskwalker fangs	23
#17	Duskwalker syringe	110
#178	Dyspepsi-Cola	446
#999	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	2
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#956	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#37	Eau de Guaneau	15
#149	Effermint™ tablets	17
#28	El Sombrero De Lopez	38
#12	Elder Turtle Shell	40
#37	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	108
#89	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	1
🥈	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	1
#98	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	1
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	1
#78	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	1
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	1
#54	Elf Guard squirtgun	1
#52	Elfin shortbread	25
#20	Elmley shades	79
#4	Engorged Sausages and You	7
#427	Ent cider	16
#594	FDKOL commendation	82
#521	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#215	Fantasma en la Máquina	3
#75	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	223
#41	Five Second Energy™	1
#78	Flamin' Whatshisname	4
#82	Fog Murderer	1
#26	Frat Army FGF	380
#127	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#62	Frown Exerciser	1
#94	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	5
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#151	GOTO	2
#20	Gaia beads	383
#100	Galapagosian Cuisses	9
#101	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	9
#60	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	6
#152	Genalen™ Bottle	22
#29	Gene Tonic: Beast	1
#25	Gene Tonic: Constellation	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Construct	1
#20	Gene Tonic: Demon	1
#32	Gene Tonic: Dude	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Elemental	1
#20	Gene Tonic: Elf	1
#20	Gene Tonic: Goblin	1
#20	Gene Tonic: Hippy	1
#19	Gene Tonic: Hobo	1
#24	Gene Tonic: Horror	1
#16	Gene Tonic: Insect	1
#33	Gene Tonic: Penguin	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Pirate	1
#25	Gene Tonic: Plant	1
#19	Gene Tonic: Slime	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Undead	1
#26	Gene Tonic: Weird	1
#84	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	15
#604	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	4
#74	Gnollish autoplunger	3
#65	Gnollish casserole dish	14
#53	Gnollish flyswatter	70
#40	Gnollish pie server	56
#68	Gnollish plunger	47
#34	Gnollish slotted spoon	65
#60	Gnollish toolbox	130
#36	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	10
#951	Go-Wassail	3
#29	Grateful Undead T-shirt	16
#97	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	9
#35	Green Clover of Justice	36
#135	Green Manalishi	4
#60	Heimandatz's heart	17
#512	Hell ramen	2
#21	Hippy Army MPE	748
#84	Hollandaise helmet	152
#23	Hotwire™ brand candy rope	11
#169	How to Play Othello	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#55	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#40	Iiti Kitty phone charm	239
#140	Imp Ale	1,735
#52	Inner Strength	5
#316	Inner Truth	1
#92	Inner Wisdom	4
#83	Instant Karma	136
#267	Iron Beta of Industry	35
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#67	Jacob's rung	3
#113	Jamaican coffee	1
#49	Jarlsberg's earring	21
#48	Jarlsberg's key lime	17
#13	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	119
#84	Jefferson wings	2
#42	Jerks' Health™ Magazine	1
#52	Jocko Homo's head	17
#80	Jolly Roger charrrm	70
#23	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	119
#1016	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#26	Kiss the Knob apron	5
#38	Knob Goblin Uberpants	17
#25	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	52
#34	Knob Goblin elite helm	199
#28	Knob Goblin elite pants	237
#28	Knob Goblin elite polearm	250
#50	Knob Goblin elite shirt	150
#45	Knob Goblin eyedrops	36
#55	Knob Goblin firecracker	564
#31	Knob Goblin harem pants	251
#23	Knob Goblin harem veil	269
#118	Knob Goblin love potion	138
#96	Knob Goblin lunchbox	19
#113	Knob Goblin melon baller	30
#129	Knob Goblin nasal spray	7
#78	Knob Goblin pants	210
#19	Knob Goblin perfume	167
#125	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	13
#80	Knob Goblin scimitar	204
#145	Knob Goblin seltzer	174
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#37	Knob Goblin spatula	1,499
#145	Knob Goblin steroids	100
#90	Knob Goblin stink bomb	6
#83	Knob Goblin superseltzer	118
#79	Knob Goblin tongs	261
#117	Knob Goblin visor	88
#23	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	13
#44	Knob jelly donut	9
#58	Knob mushroom	326
#31	Knob nuts	51
#54	Knob sausage	336
#280	Knob stuffed shells	2
#98	Knoll mushroom	142
#214	Knoll shroomkabob	7
#96	Krakrox's Loincloth	9
🥈	LARP membership card	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#241	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	1
#167	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	8
#456	Lars the Cyberian	1
🥈	Lead Zeta of Chastity	20
#168	Lederhosen of the Night	8
#17	Lockenstock™ sandals	448
#60	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	7
#131	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	158
#848	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	2
#634	Lucky Surprise Egg	2
#332	M-242	24
#132	MSG	7
#100	Mace of the Tortoise	5
#392	Mad Train wine	250
#62	Mae West	29
#155	Mae West with a fly in it	2
#401	Manetwich	1
#13	Manual of Lock Picking	4
#387	Marquis de Poivre soda	4
#67	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	6
#93	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	37
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
#102	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	77
#48	Meat detector	10
#92	Meat maid	2
#68	Meat maid body	5
#40	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	244
#40	Meleegra™ pills	366
#64	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	47
#128	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	761
#162	Milk Studs	46
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#34	Misty Cape	74
#32	Misty Cloak	70
#28	Misty Robe	88
#2244	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#74	Mohawk wig	204
#71	Mon Tiki	33
#32	Monstar energy beverage	436
#79	Moonds	3
#65	Mornington crescent roll	21
#8	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	168
#111	Mountain Stream soda	467
#1254	Mr. Mediocrebar	31
#44	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	29
#71	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#52	My First Paycheck envelope	1
#138	NG	10
#634	NPZR chemistry set	1
#43	Nardz energy beverage	29
#38	Necrotelicomnicon	27
#192	Neuromancer	3
#375	New Zealand iced tea	1
#39	Newbiesport™ tent	326
#98	Newman's Own Trousers	9
#186	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	35
#85	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#368	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	1
#386	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	1
#382	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	1
#328	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	1
#313	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	1
#319	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	1
#35	O'RLY manual	82
#10	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	157
#26	Oil of Parrrlay	120
#34	Orange Star of Sacrifice	35
#40	Orangemageddon wine cooler	6
#29	Orcish baseball cap	211
#26	Orcish cargo shorts	205
#54	Orcish frat-paddle	128
#54	Orcish meat locker	12
#20	Order of the Silver Wossname	29
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#119	Othello's dagger	1
#99	Othello's handkerchief	1
#13	PADL Phone	1,161
#54	PB&BP	3
#183	PEEZ dispenser	39
#38	Pasta Spoon of Peril	7
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#136	Penultimate Fantasy chest	287
#19	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	150
#42	Pine-Fresh air freshener	94
#14	Pink Heart of Spirit	36
#37	Polysniff Perfume	61
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#163	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	7
#13	Professor What T-Shirt	137
#84	Psychotic Train wine	9
#6	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	20
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#51	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	27
#49	Radberry Rip wine cooler	4
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#64	Ram's Face Lager	1,426
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#21	Red Balloon of Valor	9
#17	Red Russian	1
#80	Red X Shield	1
#120	Regular Cloaca Cola	12
#673	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#36	Ring of the Sewer Snake	2
#1691	Rock Pops	16
#47	Rock and Roll Legend	43
#152	Roman sadnals	1
#198	Rompedores de Fantasmas	4
#204	Roo trading card	1
#33	SPF 451 lip balm	55
#42	Safari Jack's moustache	18
#102	Saturday Night Special	2
#14	Scalp of Gorgolok	44
#125	Science Notebook	1
#301	Senior Mints	21
#31	Sinful Desires	33
#28	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	17
#42	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	27
#56	Sneaky Pete's key lime	14
#14	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	120
#50	Snow Queen Crown	243
#70	Sogg-Os	7
#43	Space Tourist Phaser	24
#39	Space Tours Tripple	90
#73	Spam Witch sammich	908
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#69	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	15
#44	Spring Bros. ID badge	1
#54	Squat-Thrust Magazine	36
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#19	Staff of Blood and Pudding	5
#66	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#454	Steal This Candy	3
#15	Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	27
#17	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	25
#11	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	31
#164	Strix stix	10
#669	Sugar Cog	1
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#28	Super Weight-Gain 9000	9
#95	Supernova Champagne	104
#30	Swabbie™ swab	175
#62	Swedish coffee	1
#231	Swizzler	19
#27	T.U.R.D.S. Key	80
#128	TI-9000 calculator	11
#461	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	23
#492	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	20
#247	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#436	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	26
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#115	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	816
#26	Texas tea	25
#509	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	2
#24	The Big Book of Communism	1
#26	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	163
#67	The Emperor's new hat	1
#65	The Emperor's new pants	1
#82	The Emperor's new shirt	1
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#11	The Imploded World	11
#86	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	1
#81	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	1
#80	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	1
#5	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	1
#66	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	1
#8	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	1
#83	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	1
#7	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	1
#77	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	1
🥉	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	1
#103	The Mariachi's guitar case	14
#101	The Ring	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#19	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	25
#562	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	7
#123	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	5
#256	Thwaitgold ant statuette	5
#102	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	5
#377	Thwaitgold bee statuette	6
#89	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	12
#129	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	6
#248	Thwaitgold bug statuette	6
#334	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	4
#192	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	5
#214	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	6
#199	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	7
#246	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	3
#431	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	11
#203	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	2
#17	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	6
#1031	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	4
#673	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	5
#11	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	6
#34	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	8
#37	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	9
#924	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	5
#75	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	8
#49	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	6
#144	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	10
#22	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	6
#53	Thwaitgold moth statuette	6
#34	Thwaitgold nit statuette	5
#99	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	12
#76	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	6
#89	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	7
#245	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	8
#268	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	14
#371	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	3
#118	Thwaitgold slug statuette	42
#404	Thwaitgold spider statuette	7
#134	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	6
#768	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	11
#737	Thwaitgold termite statuette	6
#17	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	6
#67	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	6
#231	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	5
#574	Tiki lighter	1
🥇	Time Bandit Badge of Courage	1
#26	Time Bandit Time Towel	2
#16	Time Cape	1
#41	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	172
#225	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	5
#306	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	1
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#79	Trollhouse cookies	782
#80	Tuesday's ruby	40
#11	Typical Tavern swill	1,207
#22	UV monocular	5
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#802	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	3
#9	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	326
🥈	Underworld acorn	1
#40	Underworld sapling	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#71	Unspeakable Earring	1
#33	Uranium Omega of Temperance	9
#144	Volartta's bellbottoms	8
#174	WA	2
#29	Wand of Nagamar	131
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#20	tiny do-rag	2
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#4901	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	3
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#2842	tiny plastic star starfish	6
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#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#2895	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	2
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#1120	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#1832	tiny plastic turtle tamer	3
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#24	tiny shaker of salt	62
#15	tiny sombrero	2
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#72	tires	155
#63	titanium assault umbrella	214
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#1865	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
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#43	tongue depressor	16
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#55	tonic water	65
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#45	topiary nugglet	97
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#7	twist of lime	168
#9	twisted piece of wire	69
#11	twisted-up wet towel	77
#535	twitching claw	9
#82	twitching trigger finger	1
#26	ultimate ultimate frisbee	67
#6	ultracalcium	9
#88	uncooked chorizo	88
#417	unearthly onyx	1
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#49	unidentified jerky	1,102
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#32	unnatural gas	12
#50	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	597
#78	unrequired jacket	2
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#1426	unstable laser battery	37
#52	unstable quark	21
#65	untamable turtle	17
#129	unused soap	6
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#88	unusual disco ball	16
#83	used beer	2
#954	useless powder	51
#102	valuable trinket	1,054
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#52	vampire chowder	39
#62	vampire collar	38
#1409	vampire duck-on-a-string	4
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#22	vampire pearl	83
#47	vampire pearl earring	1
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#45	vampire pearl ring	1
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#851	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	8
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#80	vial of Gnomochloric acid	1
#25	vial of The Glistening	59
#67	vial of baconstone juice	1
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#1777	vibrating cyborg knife	4
#93	viking helmet	186
#821	vinegar	36
#172	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	125
#31	vintage smart drink	6
#134	viral DNA	10
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#101	vodka and cranberry	26
#104	vodka and tonic	2
#75	vodka gibson	2
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#71	vorpal blade	168
#497	wad of cotton	5
#102	wad of dough	926
#41	wad of tofu	288
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#197	walrus-tusk earring	6
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#266	wand of pigification	1
#15	war tongs	309
#188	warbear LP-ROM burner	1
#212	warbear accoutrements chunk	23
#68	warbear auto-anvil	3
#284	warbear battery	9
#90	warbear bearserker mead	6
#55	warbear bearserker potion	35
#161	warbear beeping telegram	8
#93	warbear blizzard mead	6
#217	warbear breakfast machine assembler	2
#188	warbear chemistry lab	1
#222	warbear drone assembler	2
#297	warbear empathy chip	1
#21	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#199	warbear energy bracers	1
#33	warbear exhaust manifold	6
#188	warbear exo-arm	1
#107	warbear feasting bread	6
#106	warbear feasting mead	6
#124	warbear foil hat	2
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#141	warbear gyrocopter	7
#261	warbear helm fragment	10
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#341	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	1
#199	warbear laser beacon	1
#105	warbear metalworking primer	10
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#215	warbear officer requisition box	1
#69	warbear oil pan	3
#268	warbear procedural hilarity drone	4
#87	warbear rejuvenation potion	1
#208	warbear requisition box	16
#147	warbear robo-camouflage unit	9
#222	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	6
#297	warbear soda machine assembler	1
#88	warbear superpotion	1
#80	warbear thermoregulator bread	6
#256	warbear trouser fragment	10
#61	warbear wardance potion	35
#68	warbear warrior bread	6
#207	warbear whosit	929
#354	warm mushroom	4
#35	water pipe bomb	2,805
#474	water wings	1
#17	water wings for babies	6
#36	weird gazelle steak	6
#173	weremoose spit	1
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#27	whalebone corset	92
#42	whatsit-covered turtle shell	4
#94	whiskey and cola	31
#109	whiskey and soda	11
#188	whiskey in a broken glass	5
#276	whiskey sour	8
#188	white Canadian	19
#205	white Crimbo ball	1
#276	white candygram	1
#313	white chocolate and tomato pizza	7
#500	white chocolate chip cookies	4
#54	white chocolate chips	363
#15	white class ring	757
#76	white collar	28
#31	white hat hacker T-shirt	43
#80	white lightning	302
#23	white money bag	20
#81	white page	4
#351	white picket fence	10
#128	white pixel	458
#21	white rice	159
#48	white satin pants	126
#48	white satin shield	66
#57	white snake skin	265
#51	white sword	140
#15	wicker shield	469
#37	wild honey pie	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#85	wind-up Whatsian robot	5
#61	wind-up ensign	6
#733	wind-up meatcar	3
#81	wind-up owl	5
#73	wind-up vampire teeth	5
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#175	wine spritzer	6
#162	wine-soaked bone chips	6
#94	wings of fire	1
#615	witch hat	1
#54	witch wart	3
#143	witty rapier	48
#174	wolf mask	236
#719	wolfman mask	7
#38	wonderwall shield	56
#13	wood screw	80
#60	wooden axe	22
#932	wooden block	2
#71	wooden stakes	49
#19	wool hat	159
#37	world's smallest violin	47
#82	worn tophat	44
#150	worthless gewgaw	76
#176	worthless knick-knack	80
#139	worthless trinket	69
#51	woven baling wire bracelets	13
#33	wreath of laurels	15
#509	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#126	wrench bracelet	27
#64	wussiness potion	433
#22	yak anorak	36
#280	yak skin	2
#69	yak whip	2
#25	yakskin buckler	10
#33	yakskin kilt	3
#20	yakskin pants	10
#34	yakskin skirt	2
#90	yam candy	3
#19	ye olde golde frontes	12
#81	yellow brick road	17
#399	yellow candygram	1
#229	yellow drunki-bear	1
#522	yellow gummi ingot	40
#32	yellow pixel potion	1
#621	yellow plastic oyster egg	10
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#46	yeti fur	9,029
#2045	yo-yo	2
#74	yohohoyo	51
#78	zombie dinosaur egg	1
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 304,215 items total!

what items are this player missing?