| #139 | 1,970 carat gold | 1 |
| #140 | 5-hour acrimony | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbo food scraps | 1 |
| #156 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 11 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #253 | Effermint™ tablets | 1 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #480 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 1 |
| #286 | Milk Studs | 1 |
| #357 | PEEZ dispenser | 1 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #326 | Swizzler | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #107 | Trainbot circuitry | 11 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #95 | Trainbot linkages | 11 |
| #101 | Trainbot optics | 11 |
| #101 | Trainbot plating | 11 |
| #100 | Trainbot servomotors | 11 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #234 | Way More Tears™ pepper spray | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #102 | acceptable bagel | 1 |
| #500 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #118 | actual tapas | 1 |
| #53 | agnolotti arboli | 1 |
| #148 | amok pudding | 1 |
| #658 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #74 | ancient pills | 1 |
| #265 | ancient poisoned dart | 1 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #137 | angst burger | 1 |
| #165 | antique beer | 1 |
| #336 | bag of W&Ws | 1 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #267 | bean burrito | 1 |
| #252 | beavermouth | 1 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #668 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #551 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #632 | black pudding | 1 |
| #893 | blackberry | 1 |
| #115 | blowdart | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #512 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #335 | box of Dweebs | 1 |
| #139 | brown paper bag mask | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #1031 | cast | 1 |
| #272 | cherry pie | 1 |
| #294 | chocomotive | 1 |
| #141 | cinnamon machine oil | 11 |
| #1141 | cog | 1 |
| #584 | concentrated magicalness pill | 1 |
| #540 | enchanted barbell | 1 |
| #207 | enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #468 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #296 | freightcake | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #995 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #93 | glob of cream cheese | 1 |
| #788 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #547 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #245 | huge bowl of candy | 1 |
| #604 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #246 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #193 | insanely spicy jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #542 | jug-o-magicalness | 1 |
| #165 | lost elf luggage | 1 |
| #390 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #115 | pile of Trainbot parts | 111 |
| #93 | ping-pong ball | 111 |
| #50 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| #42 | portable ping-pong table | 1 |
| #843 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #659 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #201 | security flashlight | 1 |
| #118 | sheet cake | 1 |
| #61 | splendid martini | 1 |
| #1066 | spring | 1 |
| #1059 | sprocket | 1 |
| #887 | strawberry | 1 |
| #695 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #717 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 1 |
| #155 | the funk | 1 |
| #1702 | tiny house | 1 |
| #1939 | toast | 111 |
| #126 | vodka and tonic | 1 |
| #464 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #1101 | wad of dough | 1 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |