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| #142 | 5-hour acrimony | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #213 | Crimbo food scraps | 1 |
| #159 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 11 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #255 | Effermintâ„¢ tablets | 1 |
| #525 | Lockenstockâ„¢ sandals | 1 |
| #479 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 1 |
| #285 | Milk Studs | 1 |
| #359 | PEEZ dispenser | 1 |
| #1050 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #326 | Swizzler | 1 |
| #65 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #108 | Trainbot circuitry | 11 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #97 | Trainbot linkages | 11 |
| #102 | Trainbot optics | 11 |
| #102 | Trainbot plating | 11 |
| #101 | Trainbot servomotors | 11 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #238 | Way More Tearsâ„¢ pepper spray | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #101 | acceptable bagel | 1 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #121 | actual tapas | 1 |
| #54 | agnolotti arboli | 1 |
| #147 | amok pudding | 1 |
| #657 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #637 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #72 | ancient pills | 1 |
| #264 | ancient poisoned dart | 1 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #139 | angst burger | 1 |
| #167 | antique beer | 1 |
| #336 | bag of W&Ws | 1 |
| #1145 | banana | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #267 | bean burrito | 1 |
| #254 | beavermouth | 1 |
| #671 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #669 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #552 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #632 | black pudding | 1 |
| #892 | blackberry | 1 |
| #116 | blowdart | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #513 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #1368 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #334 | box of Dweebs | 1 |
| #141 | brown paper bag mask | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #1030 | cast | 1 |
| #272 | cherry pie | 1 |
| #297 | chocomotive | 1 |
| #146 | cinnamon machine oil | 11 |
| #1139 | cog | 1 |
| #587 | concentrated magicalness pill | 1 |
| #542 | enchanted barbell | 1 |
| #207 | enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #470 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #298 | freightcake | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #995 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #94 | glob of cream cheese | 1 |
| #792 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #550 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #578 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #247 | huge bowl of candy | 1 |
| #605 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #246 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #194 | insanely spicy jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #543 | jug-o-magicalness | 1 |
| #166 | lost elf luggage | 1 |
| #388 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #115 | pile of Trainbot parts | 111 |
| #93 | ping-pong ball | 111 |
| #51 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| #42 | portable ping-pong table | 1 |
| #846 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #662 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #2273 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #204 | security flashlight | 1 |
| #119 | sheet cake | 1 |
| #63 | splendid martini | 1 |
| #1064 | spring | 1 |
| #1057 | sprocket | 1 |
| #888 | strawberry | 1 |
| #697 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #719 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 1 |
| #155 | the funk | 1 |
| #1700 | tiny house | 1 |
| #1941 | toast | 111 |
| #127 | vodka and tonic | 1 |
| #465 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #1098 | wad of dough | 1 |
| #687 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |