Museum :: Teyrnon

Teyrnon

Rank	Item	Quantity
#113	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#473	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	3
#124	1-ball	65
#295	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	30
#178	2-ball	39
#50	25-meat staff	7
#75	3-ball	111
#645	30669 scroll	6
#1223	33398 scroll	1
#933	334 scroll	1
#106	4-ball	80
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#159	5-ball	47
#182	6-ball	37
#18	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	350
#140	7-ball	60
#84	8-ball	687
#69	9-ball	17
#569	ASCII shirt	2
#718	Angry Farmer candy	79
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#186	Bash-Ōs cereal	3
#412	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#248	Black No. 2	27
#266	Blackfly Chardonnay	13
#69	Blatantly Canadian	108
#254	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#424	Boris's key lime pie	1
#222	Boris's ring	8
#144	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	81
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#266	Cherry Cloaca Cola	4
#1731	Cloaca grenade	1
#1207	Cloaca-Cola	6
#1152	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#470	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	6
#999	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#904	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#490	Cloaca-Cola shield	5
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#135	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	10
#673	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	3
#86	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	15
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#384	Crimbo pie	5
#1171	Crimboween memo	9
#713	Crown of the Goblin King	35
#362	Daffy Taffy	92
#201	Diet Cloaca Cola	6
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#251	Disco Banjo	2
#239	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	42
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#191	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#923	Dolphin King's crown	4
#160	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	70
#738	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	4
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#1822	Drowsy Sword	4
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#344	Dyspepsi-Cola	198
#1085	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#618	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	4
#630	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	4
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#956	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
#581	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#249	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	12
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#345	Elmley shades	2
#395	Ent cider	18
#361	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	21
#108	Feynman gate	113
#232	Frat Army FGF	15
#255	Gaia beads	11
#174	Genalen™ Bottle	16
#153	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	7
#102	Gnollish autoplunger	2
#8	Gnollish flyswatter	1,396
#208	Gnollish pie server	10
#482	Gnollish pie tin	4
#212	Gnollish plunger	13
#253	Gnollish slotted spoon	8
#297	Gnollish toolbox	14
#369	Hippy Army MPE	9
#319	Iiti Kitty phone charm	7
#664	Imp Ale	165
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#302	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	2
#290	Jolly Roger charrrm	12
#545	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	2
#130	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	93
#31	Kentucky-fried meat sword	8
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#62	Kiss the Knob apron	2
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#214	Knob Goblin elite helm	27
#206	Knob Goblin elite pants	30
#155	Knob Goblin elite polearm	38
#143	Knob Goblin elite shirt	63
#192	Knob Goblin firecracker	126
#602	Knob Goblin harem pants	4
#415	Knob Goblin harem veil	8
#135	Knob Goblin love potion	117
#91	Knob Goblin lunchbox	20
#144	Knob Goblin melon baller	21
#200	Knob Goblin pants	79
#126	Knob Goblin scimitar	128
#166	Knob Goblin seltzer	134
#280	Knob Goblin spatula	32
#158	Knob Goblin steroids	95
#151	Knob Goblin superseltzer	64
#189	Knob Goblin tongs	100
#188	Knob Goblin visor	38
#460	Knob mushroom	10
#330	Knob sausage	11
#347	Knoll mushroom	29
#214	Knoll shroomkabob	7
#281	Lockenstock™ sandals	8
#2765	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	4
#145	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	77
#275	Lucky Surprise Egg	21
#45	M-242	427
#438	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#579	Mad Train wine	135
#1177	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	4
#294	Manetwich	2
#109	Mariner's Friend cough drops	7
#42	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	108
#143	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	42
#453	Meleegra™ pills	18
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#603	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	36
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#689	Mob Penguin cellular phone	24
#987	Mohawk wig	1
#284	Monstar energy beverage	18
#231	Morbidda trading card	1
#312	Mountain Stream soda	79
#762	Mr. Mediocrebar	67
#174	NG	8
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#1573	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#287	Oil of Parrrlay	6
#275	Orcish baseball cap	12
#434	Orcish cargo shorts	5
#328	Orcish frat-paddle	8
#309	Orcish meat locker	1
#301	PADL Phone	20
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#430	Penultimate Fantasy chest	31
#296	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	4
#219	Pine-Fresh air freshener	16
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#195	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	5
#354	Ram's Face Lager	74
#229	Regular Cloaca Cola	5
#806	Rock Pops	62
#450	Rock and Roll Legend	2
#204	Roo trading card	1
#962	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#2543	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#313	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	2
#309	Snow Queen Crown	8
#283	Spam Witch sammich	142
#22	Spirit Precipice	15
#193	Spooky Surprise Egg	89
#85	Super Magic Power Sword X	2
#73	Supernova Champagne	131
#78	Swabbie™ swab	68
#433	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	114
#513	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	4
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#207	The Snake trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#575	Tiki lighter	1
#4	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	2,823
#392	Trollhouse cookies	94
#75	Tuesday's ruby	44
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#267	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	11
#2089	Valentine	2
#147	WA	3
#653	Wand of Nagamar	6
#952	Warm Subject gift certificate	4
#477	White Citadel burger	1
#430	White Citadel fries	1
#227	Woldo trading card	1
#105	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	5
#766	Yummy Tummy bean	241
#565	a little sump'm sump'm	2
#550	abominable snowcone	16
#118	accidental cider	21
#245	acid-squirting flower	15
#451	acoustic guitarrr	7
#239	adder bladder	45
#139	all-purpose cleaner	76
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#645	amulet of extreme plot significance	12
#222	ancient Magi-Wipes	32
#143	ancient cursed foot locker	2
#15	ancient frozen dinner	282
#114	ancient protein powder	85
#314	ancient spice	6
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#495	ancient vinyl coin purse	3
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#96	ant agonist	45
#185	ant hoe	2
#127	ant pick	3
#184	ant rake	2
#128	ant sickle	3
#450	anticheese	10
#140	antique bottle of cough syrup	5
#420	antique greaves	11
#500	antique hand mirror	3
#388	antique helmet	14
#105	antique packet of ketchup	24
#360	antique shield	17
#533	antique spear	7
#371	armgun	3
#238	arrrgyle socks	11
#135	arse-a'fire elixir	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#259	asbestos ore	27
#121	asparagus knife	87
#388	asshat	3
#894	astral mushroom	4
#851	astronaut pants	8
#266	atomic vector plotter	15
#31	automatic catapult	6
#960	awful poetry journal	35
#1123	baby killer bee	5
#5464	badass belt	4
#164	bag of Cheat-Os	88
#753	bag of lard	1
#156	balaclava	6
#152	balaclava baklava	26
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#664	balloon monkey	2
#311	balloon sword	1
#629	ballroom blintz	1
#121	bamboo bokuto	2
#337	banana cream pie	1
#208	banana spritzer	1
#384	bar skin	27
#299	barbed-wire fence	17
#485	barrrnacle	32
#110	barskin cloak	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#292	baseball	17
#26	basic meat helmet	16
#114	basic meat staff	1
#34	basic meat sword	11
#41	bat haggis	23
#89	bat hat	1
#520	bat wing	15
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#783	batblade	1
#333	batgut	86
#181	beach glass bead	31
#128	beach glass necklace	5
#90	bean burrito	18
#22	beer basted brat	21
#343	beer bomb	69
#136	beer bong	33
#275	beer helmet	14
#301	bejeweled pledge pin	14
#147	bellhop bell	3
#202	bi-lateral logic compressor	19
#60	big bad voodoo mask	16
#187	big boom	9
#188	big red clown nose	45
#280	bilge wine	68
#19	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	27
#460	bit of clingfilm	9
#149	bit-o-cactus	31
#215	black & tan	11
#510	black eyedrops	1
#188	black facepaint	1
#88	black forest cake	92
#170	black forest ham	18
#141	black greaves	24
#139	black helmet	26
#1818	black paisley oyster egg	2
#453	black pension check	4
#274	black pepper	8
#140	black picnic basket	14
#498	black pixel	33
#935	black plastic oyster egg	4
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#150	black pudding	22
#128	black sheepskin diploma	2
#117	black shield	28
#258	black snake skin	27
#1902	black striped oyster egg	2
#133	black sword	29
#266	blackberry	45
#123	blackberry combat boots	3
#122	blackberry moccasins	2
#44	blood-faced volleyball	82
#797	bloody beer	3
#213	bloody clown pants	35
#1773	blue paisley oyster egg	2
#838	blue pixel	24
#1676	blue plastic oyster egg	2
#1672	blue polka-dot oyster egg	2
#761	blue striped oyster egg	6
#94	blundarrrbus	6
#400	bone rattle	3
#279	booty chest charrrm	24
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#139	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	18
#162	bottle of Definit	12
#278	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	4
#319	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	2
#399	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#327	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	15
#286	bottle of Mystic Shell	3
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#136	bottle of alcohol	38
#465	bottle of antifreeze	2
#306	bottle of black cat tonic	1
#117	bottle of cooking sherry	23
#370	bottle of gin	50
#3682	bottle of goofballs	3
#213	bottle of pirate juice	4
#43	bottle of popskull	122
#265	bottle of realpagne	1
#217	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	2
#413	bottle of rum	112
#279	bottle of tequila	102
#116	bottle of ultravitamins	6
#487	bottle of vodka	28
#590	bottle of whiskey	40
#330	bottle opener belt buckle	6
#142	bottlecap turtle	1
#318	bottled inspiration	1
#242	bowl of cottage cheese	114
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#264	box	54
#104	box turtle	4
#364	boxed champagne	1
#440	boxed wine	46
#120	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	30
#318	brass stinger	1
#188	brick of sand	10
#585	briefcase	3
#232	broken carburetor	1
#430	broken skull	38
#380	broken sword	5
#589	bronze breastplate	1
#90	bronzed locust	36
#95	brown crock marble	6
#159	brown sugar cane	39
#8	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	26
#433	bubblewrap ore	3
#331	bubbly potion	37
#1627	buckyball	1
#48	buffalo blade	3
#291	bugbear beanie	22
#270	bugbear bungguard	22
#347	bullet-proof corduroys	9
#516	bum cheek	17
#46	bunch of square grapes	247
#234	buoybottoms	3
#194	cactus fruit	12
#98	can cannon	1
#1021	can of Binarrrca	7
#186	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	3
#417	can of Red Minotaur	9
#152	can of Swiller	34
#151	can of black paint	2
#402	can of maces	2
#58	can of spinach	29
#47	can of starch	5
#226	can-can-in-a-can	1
#728	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	12
#1025	candied yams	8
#1863	candy cane	14
#920	candy stake	7
#268	cannonball charrrm	24
#101	canopic jar	159
#41	capacitor relay	271
#93	carbon nanotube frame	148
#293	carbonated soy milk	11
#80	carbonated water lily	187
#57	cardboard katana	17
#371	cardboard ore	4
#340	cardboard wakizashi	6
#217	carob chunk cookies	11
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#284	carob chunks	20
#281	casino pass	11
#571	cast	17
#64	cast-iron legacy paddle	3
#163	cat appendix	32
#202	catgut	50
#26	catskin cap	4
#161	centipede eggs	26
#868	chaos butterfly	66
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#83	chef skull	1
#87	chef's hat	169
#126	chef-in-the-box	3
#147	cherry pie	5
#548	chewing gum on a string	8
#70	chisel	2
#165	chopsticks	32
#226	chorizo brownies	9
#266	chorizo taco	16
#271	chrome ore	22
#181	clay peace-sign bead	31
#382	cloudy potion	27
#174	clown shoes	21
#227	clown skin	35
#1979	club necklace	3
#398	cocktail napkin	6
#156	cocktail onion	10
#435	cocoa egg	22
#1148	cocoa eggshell fragment	2
#609	coconut shell	32
#309	coffin lid	4
#393	cog	72
#137	cog and sprocket assembly	4
#197	cold ninja mask	19
#170	cold powder	4
#751	commemorative war stein	2
#367	communications windchimes	13
#169	computronic processing unit	24
#428	concentrated magicalness pill	3
🥉	control crystal	1
#603	cool mushroom	2
#458	cool whip	5
#239	copper ha'penny charrrm	30
#29	corn holder	108
#343	cornuthaum	14
#1027	corpse on the beach	4
#854	corpsedriver	5
#636	corpsetini	8
#490	cranberries	39
#258	crazy little Turkish delight	61
#94	cream pie	15
#319	cream stout	8
#27	creamsicle	208
#113	crotchety pants	1
#166	crowbarrr	15
#275	cruelty-free wine	9
#262	crystallized memory	1
#403	curmudgel	1
#593	cyborg doll	2
#286	dance card	6
#364	dark potion	33
#572	dead guy's watch	8
#295	decorative fountain	23
#400	dehydrated caviar	8
#133	delicious salad	312
#291	demon skin	38
#375	denim axe	1
#1074	dense meat stack	3
#220	deodorant	13
#526	depantsing bomb	2
#550	desiccated apricot	4
#153	detective skull	1
#2467	diamond necklace	2
#387	diamond-studded cane	13
#231	didgeridooka	19
#376	digital key lime pie	1
#138	dire fudgesicle	16
#275	dirty hobo gloves	94
#1628	disassembled clover	1
#113	disbelief suspenders	12
#321	disco ball	130
#327	disco mask	115
#263	disease	55
#467	disembodied brain	5
#187	disembodied smile	2
#52	dishrag	17
#702	disintegrating quill pen	2
#91	displaced fish	117
#190	distilled fortified wine	14
#242	distressed denim pants	15
#862	disturbing fanfic	52
#821	dollhive	7
#414	donkey flipbook	2
#279	dope wheels	2
#151	drab sonata	43
#237	draggin' ball hat	37
#133	dreadlock whip	19
#348	dried face	9
#55	drum machine	193
#850	dry noodles	10
#1254	drywall axe	5
#2324	duct tape	1
#407	dungeoneer's dungarees	2
#306	dusty animal pelvis	1
#544	dusty bottle of Marsala	18
#470	dusty bottle of Merlot	26
#577	dusty bottle of Muscat	14
#635	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	11
#576	dusty bottle of Port	17
#535	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	17
#313	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	1
#295	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	1
#113	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	4
#142	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	3
#96	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	4
#291	dusty first caudal vertebra	1
#303	dusty first cervical vertebra	1
#284	dusty first lumbar vertebra	1
#322	dusty first thoracic vertebra	1
#188	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	2
#319	dusty left clavicle	1
#195	dusty left eleventh rib	2
#305	dusty left femur	1
#286	dusty left fibula	1
#294	dusty left fourth rib	1
#304	dusty left humerus	1
#293	dusty left kneecap	1
#302	dusty left second front claw	1
#87	dusty left tenth rib	5
#286	dusty left third front claw	1
#303	dusty left third rear claw	1
#312	dusty left tibia	1
#308	dusty left twelfth rib	1
#296	dusty left ulna	1
#97	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	4
#282	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	1
#299	dusty right clavicle	1
#310	dusty right first front claw	1
#296	dusty right first rear claw	1
#40	dusty right first rib	8
#306	dusty right kneecap	1
#292	dusty right second front claw	1
#144	dusty right second rib	3
#295	dusty right seventh rib	1
#299	dusty right sixth rib	1
#186	dusty right tenth rib	2
#307	dusty right thumb	1
#292	dusty right tibia	1
#314	dusty right twelfth rib	1
#63	dusty sacral vertebrae	6
#190	dusty second caudal vertebra	2
#189	dusty second cervical vertebra	2
#304	dusty second lumbar vertebra	1
#296	dusty second thoracic vertebra	1
#299	dusty seventh caudal vertebra	1
#100	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	4
#131	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	3
#147	dusty seventh thoracic vertebra	3
#182	dusty sixth cervical vertebra	2
#142	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	3
#187	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	2
#300	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	1
#128	dusty third caudal vertebra	3
#191	dusty third cervical vertebra	2
#104	dusty third lumbar vertebra	4
#143	dusty third thoracic vertebra	3
#80	dwarf bread	71
#244	eXtreme mittens	17
#229	eXtreme nose ring	1
#215	eXtreme scarf	17
#3267	easter egg balloon	4
#347	effervescent potion	36
#10	eggbeater	136
#423	eggnog	41
#392	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	28
#1126	empty agua de vida bottle	6
#201	empty meat tank	18
#375	enchanted barbell	3
#38	enchanted bean	247
#51	enchanted bean burrito	35
#184	enchanted brass knuckles	1
#265	enchanted toothpick	5
#124	enchantlers	1
#210	energy drink IV	16
#405	ennui-flavored potato chips	96
#127	enormous belt buckle	40
#237	escargotsicle	1
#202	evil golden arch	61
#1137	evil teddy bear	9
#191	evil teddy bear sewing kit	1
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#318	extra-strength strongness elixir	3
#344	eye of newt	28
#129	eyepatch	89
#218	f3d0r4	48
#209	facehugging alien	2
#1440	facsimile dictionary	3
#189	fairy gravy boat	6
#508	fake blood	2
#67	fancy ball mask	2
#347	fancy bath salts	33
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#1589	fancy dress ball	4
#571	fancy seashell necklace	1
#392	fat stacks of cash	22
#1280	felt	6
#227	fermenting powder	12
#46	ferret bait	706
#77	fertilized ghuol egg	10
#569	fetid feather	5
#87	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	56
#325	filthy corduroys	21
#282	filthy knitted dread sack	27
#184	filthy pestle	17
#318	filthy poultice	10
#880	fine wine	1
#298	finger cymbals	1
#973	fire	4
#282	[2426]fire flower	4
#286	fire poi	7
#338	fish-liver oil	21
#52	fishy fish casserole	10
#372	fizzy potion	32
#426	flaming crutch	11
#451	flaming feather	16
#195	flaming mushroom	14
#201	flaming talons	50
#427	flange	4
#44	flaregun	432
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#132	flask of Amontillado	1
#633	flirtatious feather	3
#268	floral print shirt	1
#195	flower petal pie	2
#383	flowing hippy skirt	1
#421	flute of flat champagne	12
#196	foolscap fool's cap	17
#62	football helmet	2
#190	frat brats	4
#46	fricasseed brains	67
#510	frightful feather	9
#327	frigid ninja stars	120
#274	frilly shirt	2
#490	frilly skirt	5
#281	frozen Mob Penguin	5
#415	frozen feather	19
#479	frozen mushroom	4
#267	frozen nunchaku	12
#1272	fruitcake	12
#149	full meat tank	1
#521	funky dried mushroom	7
#187	furniture dolly	15
#580	furry fur	82
#90	furry green turtle	4
#264	furry pants	2
#605	fuzzbump	1
#3221	fuzzy dice	2
#82	ga-ga radio	83
#498	gas balloon	5
#324	gauze garter	23
#74	ghost cucumber	440
#380	ghuol ears	32
#750	ghuol egg	10
#105	ghuol egg quiche	23
#286	ghuol guolash	32
#128	giant cactus quill	8
#78	giant cheesestick	1
#1277	giant discarded bottlecap	2
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#828	giant discarded torn-up glove	4
#78	giant driftwood sculpture	2
#199	giant foam finger	16
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#240	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	212
#149	witty rapier	45
#890	wolf mask	5
#86	wonderwall shield	22
#51	wooden axe	26
#102	wooden salad bowl	1
#473	wooden stakes	4
#200	wool hat	10
#239	worn tophat	7
#894	worthless gewgaw	1
#646	worthless knick-knack	5
#782	worthless trinket	1
#1157	wrench bracelet	1
#292	wussiness potion	55
#26	yak anorak	33
#41	yak whip	6
#777	yellow candy heart	12
#172	yellow glowstick	8
#852	yellow paisley oyster egg	3
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#2817	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#496	yellow striped oyster egg	5
#575	yeti fur	148
#634	yo	14
#157	yohohoyo	22

Wow, that's 77,221 items total!

what items are this player missing?