scudunculus

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#24Überraschthexengebräu42
#15"caramel" orange129
#85"meat" stick4
#14381-ball1
#1811-leaf clover811
#14272-ball1
#1520-lb can of rice and beans49
#10813-ball2
#14744-ball1
#14365-ball1
#1425-hour acrimony1
#14867-ball1
#15308-ball5
#67A Guide to Burning Leaves1
#60A Light that Never Goes Out1
🥈Abuela Crimbo's special magnet1
#14Afternoon Delight123
#51Aggressive Carrot24
#107Alewifeâ„¢ Ale20
#22Alexy sauce1
#37Alice's Army Foil Cleric1
#248Alice's Army Halberder1
#121Ambitious Turkey2
#19Amulet of Perpetual Darkness1
#159Ancient Protector Soda1
#2095Angry Farmer candy1
#317Angry Farmer's Wife Candy2
#1229Argarggagarg's fang1
#34Arrow (+1)11
#17AutumnFest ale328
#57Aye Aye1
#26Aye Aye, Captain4
#37Azurite20
#91BACON460
#69Barulio's bottle8
#612Bash-ÅŒs boxtop1
#133Bash-ÅŒs cereal5
#23Beefy Crunch Pastaco2
#101Beignet Milgranet1
#634Better Than Cuddling Cake2
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#181Black Bodyâ„¢ spray1
#57Black Hole1
#371Blackfly Chardonnay8
#265Boozehounds Anonymous token2
#59Bordeaux Marteaux3
#258Boris's key lime pie3
#78Boulevardier cocktail4
#117Bowl of Scorpions1
#11Breakfast Blast wine cooler45
#571Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air6
#13Breathitinâ„¢8
#860Brimstone Chicken Sandwich2
#76Bruno's blessing of Mars3
#39Bugbearclaw Donut6
#107Burt's blessing of Bacchus2
#9Bustle Hustler74
#28Buttery Knob4
#176C.H.U.M. chum8
#38CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)1
#36CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)1
#134CSA all-purpose soap5
#141CSA bravery badge6
#200CSA cheerfulness ration3
#341CSA fire-starting kit9
#158CSA obedience grenade7
#173CSA scoutmaster's "water"6
#36Caipiranha2
#179Camp Scout pup tent1
#64Candicaine2
#41Candy Alexander3
#46Cement Mixer2
#17Centauri fish wine10
#60Chakra Libre1
#21Champagne Shimmy1
#80Charity's choker2
#39Charleston Choo-Choo2
#21Charter: Nellyville3
#444Cherry Cloaca Cola1
#39Cherrytastrophe wine cooler5
#65Choco-Mint patty5
#36Churchill1
🥇Cincho de Mayo1
#78Citrus Crush wine cooler1
#48Climate Colada1
#1496Cloaca-Cola1
#91Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau12
#1237Cold Hots candy1
#54Cold One14
#265Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce1
#272Corpse Island iced tea20
#115Cracklin' Oat Bran1
#61Crazymaker2
#1237Crimbo candied pecan2
#25Crimbo cookie sheet2
#23Crimbo dinner48
#16Crimbo food scraps573
#1366Crimbo peppermint bark1
#754Crimbo pie1
#13Crimbo train emergency brake204
#19Crimbosmopolitan73
#471Crimbot schematic: Big Head1
#460Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise1
#44Cursed Punch5
#114D roll116
#225DUFRESNE Suds1
#14Dad's brandy69
#1927Daffy Taffy1
#40Dark & Starry2
#443Diet Cloaca Cola1
#33Dinsey Whinskey1
#22Dinsey face paint1
#31Dinsey food-cone1
#235Divine2
#9Doc's Fortifying Wine28
#12Doc's Limbering Wine22
#15Doc's Medical-Grade Wine4
#18Doc's Smartifying Wine10
#15Doc's Special Reserve Wine5
#844Double Bacon Beelzeburger2
#52Doublepunchplanter1
#84Drac & Tan1
#84Drizzlersâ„¢ Black Licorice2
#52Drunken Astrophysicist2
#38Drunken Neurologist2
#38Drunken Philosopher2
#81Dump Truck1
#22Earth and Firewater4
#71Earth, Wind and Firewater1
#50El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)11
#231El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)1
#53El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)17
#130El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)7
#78El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)9
#17Ellsbury's journal (used)1
#18Energy Buzz Pastaco2
#66Event Horizon1
#32Extra-slimy Slimosa2
#12Extrovermectinâ„¢11
#33Eye Agate24
#18Eye and a Twist18
#36Falconâ„¢ Maltese Liquor2
#226Fantasma en la Máquina2
#43Fauna Libre2
#164Ferrigno's Elixir of Power3
#38Fettris1
#57Firewater1
#16Flag by the Footâ„¢2
#12Flamin' Whatshisname188
#52Flaming Caipiranha2
#77Flaming Knob1
#77Flaming Mohobo1
#80Flaskfull of Hollow52
#22Flying Caipiranha4
#127Freddie's blessing of Mercury1
#32French bronilla brogurt2
#286Friendliness Beverage1
#50Friendly Turkey1
#62Fromage Pinotage2
#64Fuzzy Tentacle1
#225Game Grid token3
#348Genalenâ„¢ Bottle3
#20Gene Tonic: Construct2
#25Gene Tonic: Dude2
#15Gene Tonic: Elemental3
#17Gene Tonic: Goblin2
#18Gene Tonic: Horror3
#25Giant black monolith3
#88Gin Mint1
#65Gold Velvetâ„¢ whiskey6
#32Golden Mean3
#60Good 'n' Quiet1
#37Great Older Fashioned3
#65Green Burlap1
#54Green Giant2
#39Green Manalishi130
#31Green Velvet3
#343Gummi-DNA1
#60Hairpiece On Fire1
#42Half a Purse1
#33Haymaker2
#759Heimandatz's heart2
#35Herring Daiquiri2
#35Herring Wallbanger2
#52Herringtini1
#64Herseyâ„¢ SMOOCH1
#7Hide-roxâ„¢ cookie26
#40Highest Bitter1
#669Hodgman's blanket1
#97Holiday Fun!2
#470Hollandaise helmet1
#9Homebodylâ„¢11
#49Humanitini3
#75Hundred Headed IPA2
#79Ice Island Long Tea1
#111Iiti Kitty Gumdrop35
#556Iiti Kitty phone charm2
#219Imp Ale1,018
#47Irish Coffee, English Heart2
#82Jack-O-Lantern beer2
#41Jackhammer2
#213Jarlsberg's key lime pie4
#1287Jocko Homo's head1
#629Knob Goblin lunchbox1
#34Knob lo mein19
#124Knob mushroom119
#118Knob nuts7
#87Knob pasty7
#443Knob sausage5
#33Knob stir-fry15
#144Knob stroganoff2
#280Knob stuffed shells2
#95Knoll mushroom144
#492Knoll shroomkabob1
#28Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil1
#83Kudzu slaw1
#62LOLmec statuette1
#209La Fantasma y La Oscuridad3
#47Lapis Lazuli3
#18Letter from Carrie Bradshaw6
#12Loathing Idol Microphone15
#11Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)2
#17Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)1
#445Lockenstockâ„¢ sandals2
#56Locust1
#28London frog2
#848Lord of the Flies-sized fries2
#64Lumineux Limnio2
#899M-2424
#70Mad Train wine1,873
#166Mae West6
#48Manual of Lock Picking1
#258Mariner's Friend cough drops1
#24Marltini4
#36MayDayâ„¢ contract1
#165McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade4
#314McMillicancuddy's Special Lager8
#14Meat Butler5
#24Medical Pastaco1
#1110Meleegraâ„¢ pills1
#77Mer-kin fitbrine1
#65Mer-kin smartjuice1
#70Mer-kin strongjuice1
#53Middle of the Roadâ„¢ brand whiskey47
#89Mint Yulep1
#43Mohobo2
#182Mon Tiki8
#57More Humanitini than Humanitini1
#93Morlock's Mark Bourbon1
#23Mornington crescent roll120
#103Morto Moreto1
#30Mr. Accessaturday1
#2682Mr. Mediocrebar1
#28Mt. McLargeHuge oyster111
#77Murderer's Punch1
🥇Murgatroyd diode1
#91Muschat1
#16My Life of Crime, a Memoir1
#39Mysterious Island iced tea2
#17Mysterious Stranger1
#35Nadsat berry1
#121New Zealand iced tea110
#39Newark1
#178Newbiesportâ„¢ tent22
#98Northern pemmican1
#61O1
#509Oil of Parrrlay1
#48Orangemageddon wine cooler4
#308Orcish meat locker1
#40Ouija Board, Ouija Board1
#124P.B.L.T.3
#41PB&J with the crusts cut off64
#160Pain Dip1
#1002Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster6
#26Party-in-a-Canâ„¢6
#33Phil Collins2
#21Phlegethon2
#37Plague of Locusts3
#57Pocket Guide to Mild Evil2
🥉Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)1
#193Polka Pop1
#128Polysniff Perfume3
#59Prunets1
#132Psychotic Train wine2
#44Punchplanter1
#52R'lyeh1
#53Radberry Rip wine cooler3
#292Ram's Face Lager104
#13Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer6
#17Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread4
#19Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend6
#11Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend13
#14Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup9
#11Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta10
#15Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar5
#15Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend8
#31Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie1
#20Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta4
#17Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone7
#17Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg5
#22Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia3
#22Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.2
#74Red Dwarf1
#177Rompedores de Fantasmas6
#89Russian Ice2
#28SMOOCH soda200
#84Sacramento wine3
#80Sangria de Menthe1
#30Sazuruk-hai4
#20Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip994
#42Shot of Kardashian Gin3
#68Shot of the Living Dead2
#44Simepore slime1
#63Sizzling Sinner1
#29Slimosa3
#35Slippery Knob2
#37Sloe Comfortable Zoo3
#59Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire4
#192Sneaky Pete's key lime pie5
#153Sogg-Os1
#57Source essence176
#552Spam Witch sammich37
#7Spelunker of Fortune (used)1
#922Spooky Surprise Egg1
#11Spooky VHS Tape12
#536Steal This Candy2
#80Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)1
#93Stephen's secret formula1
#30Strikes Again Bigmouth4
#188Strix stix6
#32Suffering Sinner3
#168Supernova Champagne40
#53Suppurating Sinner1
#9Swedish massage fish72
#18TRIO cup of beer9
#25Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco2
#178Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita92
#214Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco71
#93Tales of Spelunking1
#69Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)1
#82Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin1
#1954Tasty Fun Good rice candy1
#63Temps Tempranillo3
#98Tequiz Navidad1
#684The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones1
#361The Cooler Out of Space5
#56The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide1
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)1
#8The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)1
#7The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)1
#49The Joy of Wassailing (used)1
#4The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)1
🥈The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)1
🥇The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)1
🥈The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)1
🥇The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)1
#4The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)1
#10The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)1
#48Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy8
#8Third Base74
#53This Charming Flan2
#1206Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette2
#507Thwaitgold amoeba statuette1
#1414Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette1
#152Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette1
#1737Thwaitgold firefly statuette1
#319Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette1
#180Thwaitgold listening bug statuette1
#446Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette1
#802Thwaitgold slug statuette1
#221Tiger-lily's milk4
#24Trainbot autoassembly module12
#101Trainbot circuitry16
#38Trainbot harness2
#56Trainbot linkages48
#17Trainbot luggage hook7
#67Trainbot optics33
#97Trainbot plating12
#22Trainbot radar monocle4
#48Trainbot servomotors76
#41Trainbot slag189
#88Trainbot tubing20
#60Transylvania Sling1
#588Trollhouse cookies36
#95Twelve Night Energy5
#56Typical Tavern swill319
#382Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix6
#49Unconscious Collective Dream Jar15
#45VYKEA mead3
#47VYKEA meatballs2
#32Velvet Veil2
#85Vodka Matryoshka1
#134Wax Flask2
#45Way More Tearsâ„¢ pepper spray227
#138Wet Russian1
#55Whenchamacallit bar1
#430White Citadel fries1
#64White Hyborian4
#46X2
#28Ye Olde Meade171
#16Yeast of Boris32
#15Yeg's Motel pillow mint4
#51Zoodriver3
#916Zu Mannkäse Dienen1
#24Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)1
#40a little sump'm sump'm193
#335abandoned candy1
#1478abominable snowcone1
#58abstraction: action4
#68abstraction: category1
#40abstraction: motion3
#63abstraction: perception2
#62abstraction: purpose4
#60abstraction: sensation5
#33acceptable bagel77
#25acceptable mayolus1
#23accidental cider220
#25actual tapas106
#33agnolotti arboli3
#251agua de vida5
#96alien hologram projector1
#73alien meat1
#17amok pudding95
#19ancient frozen dinner240
#49ancient pills4
#671ancient protein powder1
#27animal part cracker7
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
#24anti-odor cream1
#450anticheese10
#87antimatter wad3
#198antique bottle of cough syrup3
#145antique nutcracker figurine1
#23antique packet of ketchup222
#29artisanal limoncello41
#42asbestos ore300
#47asbestos thermos8
#100asparagus lo mein2
#34automatic wine thief1
#34autumn dollar3
#39autumn leaf1
#21autumn-spice donut119
#218bätzle4
#24backwoods screwdriver196
#2450baconstone1
#53badass pie7
#170bag of GORF7
#153bag of GORP13
#170bag of QWOP7
#33bag of gross foreign snacks3,071
#1109baggie of powdered sugar2
#179balaclava baklava20
#95ballroom blintz112
#1147banana1
#47baobab sap1
#10bar of freeze-dried water44
#8bargain flash powder253
#72barrel cracker2
#61barrel pickle7
#25barrel-aged eggnog1
#91barrel-aged martini2
#25basaltamander tongue27
#35basic martini2
#170bat haggis2
#144bat wing stir-fry1
#1662battered Crimbo Crate1
#227battered hubcap1
#398bazookafish bubble gum1
#31bean burrito193
#41bear claw6
#57beard incense10
#46beaver punch (cherry)3
#78beaver punch (papaya)1
#92beaver punch (peach)1
#224beavermouth5
#100beefy fish meat10
#34beefy pill8
#138beer basted brat1
#543beer lens2
#788beertini1
#242bellhop bell1
#76berries of suffering9
#382big boom1
#100big dribbly candle1
#41big red button1
#166big rock10
#314bilge wine54
#89bindle of joy1
#479bit-o-cactus3
#399black & tan3
#28black Crimbo ball1,084
#14black eye shadow214
#510black eyedrops1
#351black forest cake7
#552black forest ham1
#138black label2
#69black mana2
#207black picnic basket9
#495black pixel33
#1464black plastic oyster egg2
#26black pudding283
#670black snowcone2
#464black spot1
#95blackberry329
#115blended frozen swill2
#518blind-packed capsule toy1
#3305blob-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#84blood and blood1
#41blood-red mushroom wine2
#642bloody beer7
#410bloody mary3
#213blue grass1
#72blue mana7
#154blue oyster badge1
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#735blue pixel37
#377blue pixel potion1
#431blue snowcone18
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#180boilermaker2
#11bone broth4
#121booby trap1
#103book of facts1
#42booze bindle1
#263booze-soaked cherry1
#177boring spaghetti3
#90bottle of Amontillado1
#59bottle of Calcutta Emerald74
#43bottle of Definit105
#41bottle of Domesticated Turkey127
#53bottle of Evermore31
#23bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA5
#24bottle of Greedy Dog4
#57bottle of Jorge Sinsonte62
#49bottle of Lambada Lambic1
#79bottle of Lieutenant Freeman81
#743bottle of Monsieur Bubble1
#565bottle of Mystic Shell1
#63bottle of Old Pugilist1
#107bottle of Pete's Sake7
#624bottle of Pinot Renoir1
#31bottle of Race Car Red2
#456bottle of Vangoghbitussin1
#29bottle of clam juice1
#19bottle of cooking sherry248
#82bottle of fruity "wine"1
#3305bottle of goofballs4
#24bottle of laundry sherry89
#42bottle of moontan lotion1
#24bottle of norwhiskey108
#679bottle of pirate juice1
#30bottle of popskull220
#155bottle of realpagne3
#74bottle of sake24
#68bottle of sea wine1
#122bottle of wine4
#29bowl full of jelly8
#35bowl of Tastee-Wheetâ„¢3
#64bowl of cottage cheese515
#65bowl of eyeballs2
#219bowl of lucky charms3
#165bowl of mernudo1
🥇bowl of oriole's nest soup3
#27bowl of rye sprouts42
#42bowl of topioca1
#156bowling ball4
#334box of Dweebs1
#76boxed august scepter1
#53boxed champagne56
#24boxed gumball machine7
#70boxed wine611
#102brain preservation fluid3
#202brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings11
#168brains casserole2
#203bread man3
#19bread pie1,000
#31bread roll1
#109breakfast mess60
#230breath mint1
#44broberry brogurt1
#40brocolate brogurt1
#46brown pixel81
#93brown sugar cane102
#63browser cookie2
#40bubblewrap ore180
#110bubblin' chemistry solution1
#117bucket of fish juice1
#215bucket of honey7
#249buckler buckle1
#745bum cheek6
#186bunch of square grapes26
#50burning newspaper1
#194bus pass2
#145cabooze6
#23cactus fruit258
#133calle de miel14
#33can of Adultwitchâ„¢3
#61can of Brütalbräu1
#71can of Drooling Monk1
#241can of Swiller13
#26can of cherry-flavored sterno2
#13can of mixed everything13
#93can of sardines2
#77can of the cheapest beer1
#226can-can-in-a-can1
#231can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce35
#1141candied kobold1
#49candied pecan1
#291candied yams30
#858candy brain1
#411candy cane92
#44candy carrot1
#42candy carrot cake1
#31candy mountain oyster3
#240candy skeleton1
#26cannonbomb30
#529carbonated soy milk1
#36cardboard ore170
#17carnivorous potted plant6
#173carob brownies1
#666carob chunk cookies1
#640carob chunk noodles1
#81carob chunks126
#49carrot cake1
#12carrot cake precipice bar52
#41carrot claret2
#14carton of snake milk558
#216catgut taco1
#169catsup1
#39censored can label23
#34centipede eggs241
#1469chaos butterfly5
#105cheap Chinese beer1
#119cherry89
#205cherry pie2
#20child-sized dracula cloak43
#179children of the candy corn1
#714chocolate filthy lucre1
#212chocolate seal-clubbing club1
#211chocolate stolen accordion1
#208chocolate turtle totem1
#480chocolate-covered scarab beetle2
#102chocomotive7
#530chorizo brownies2
#450chorizo taco6
#64chrome meat stack1
#36chrome ore295
#446chunk of rock salt1
#35cinnamon cannoli1
#662circular CRIMBCOOKIE3
#55citrus-infused sake2
#18clear Russian1,001
#747clockwork key1
#41clove-flavored lip balm49
#104coal dust1
#36cob of corn50
#34cocktail mushroom7
#48cocktail onion82
#174cocoa eggshell fragment514
#644coconut shell28
#164cold hi mein3
#86cold mashed potatoes3
#150cold water bottle1
#24combat lover's locket lockbox2
#378commemorative war stein49
#52complex mushroom wine1
#566cookie cookie1
#13cool mint precipice bar65
#54cool mushroom48
#169cool mushroom casserole1
#89cool mushroom wine3
#37cool spore pod9
#337corpse on the beach15
#142corpsebite2
#379corpsedriver13
#215corpsetini24
#116cotton candy bale1
#187cotton candy cone1
#136cotton candy pillow2
#80cotton candy pinch2
#8crabsicle2
#92cranberries507
#48cranberry margarita (brackish)53
#269crappy brain1
#140crappy waiter disguise1
#102crayon shavings4
#235crazy little Turkish delight72
#165cream of pointy mushroom soup1
#292cream stout10
#391creamsicle4
#31crudles8
#413cruelty-free wine3
#51crystal Crimbo goblet10
#48crystal Crimbo platter10
#125crystal skeleton vodka1
#201cube of billiard chalk1
#69cup of lukewarm tea1
#262cup of primitive beer7
#75cupcake-in-a-cup6
#40cuppa Activi tea2
#35cuppa Boo tea4
#42cuppa Dexteri tea1
#44cuppa Frost tea1
#47cuppa Voraci tea1
#82cursed monkey glove1
#44custard pie24
#194cyclops eyedrops2
#34daily dungeon malware1
#39deactivated mini-Trainbot6
#42dead lights pie8
#60deadfall branch1
#142death blossom2
#88decanter of fine Scotch3
#247decent brain3
#80dehydrated caviar144
#1796delicious salad1
#133delicious spicy noodles3
#28delicious swamp muck86
#70deluxe layer cake2
#18demonic cow's blood7
#106desiccated apricot143
#49designer sweatpants (new old stock)1
#93deviled egg1
#46dew yoana lei4
#52dew yoana salacious lei2
#33dieting pill10
#157digital key lime pie7
#80dinner roll2
#20dire fudgesicle247
#42dirt julep1
#278disassembled clover337
#35disco biscuit1
#819disembodied brain1
#22disposable instant camera16
#65distilled fortified wine36
#446divine champagne popper1
#478divine cracker1
#97dog ointment1
#30double entendre1
#158dragon snaps11
#77dream of a dog1
#21dregs of a Crimbo cocktail556
#649dried face2
#42drive-by shooting1
#540drum machine4
#144dry martini5
#496dry noodles128
#214dry vodka martini1
#125ducha de oro15
#46dude ranch souvenir crate1
#307dusty animal pelvis1
#183dusty bottle of Marsala125
#283dusty bottle of Merlot80
#300dusty bottle of Muscat64
#260dusty bottle of Pinot Noir88
#332dusty bottle of Port62
#840dusty bottle of Zinfandel3
#363dwarf bread11
#81eagle feather9
#32eagle's milk132
#56ectoplasmic paste2
#55edible alien plant bit2
#246eggnog73
#56eggwater6
#37eighth plague3
#106elderly jawbreaker1
#72eldritch distillate1
#183eldritch effluvium167
#43eldritch elixir3
#40eldritch extract5
#89eldritch mushroom1
#61eldritch mushroom pizza1
#42electric snakebite22
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#26white Crimbo ball1,026
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#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#1328yellow polka-dot oyster egg1
#194yule gruel1
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