Museum :: scudunculus

scudunculus

Rank	Item	Quantity
#23	Überraschthexengebräu	42
#15	"caramel" orange	129
#85	"meat" stick	4
#1437	1-ball	1
#18	11-leaf clover	811
#1427	2-ball	1
#15	20-lb can of rice and beans	49
#1080	3-ball	2
#1474	4-ball	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#142	5-hour acrimony	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#1529	8-ball	5
#68	A Guide to Burning Leaves	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#14	Afternoon Delight	123
#49	Aggressive Carrot	24
#107	Alewife™ Ale	20
#22	Alexy sauce	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#247	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#121	Ambitious Turkey	2
#19	Amulet of Perpetual Darkness	1
#158	Ancient Protector Soda	1
#2096	Angry Farmer candy	1
#317	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	2
#1228	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#34	Arrow (+1)	11
#16	AutumnFest ale	328
#56	Aye Aye	1
#25	Aye Aye, Captain	4
#38	Azurite	20
#93	BACON	460
#69	Barulio's bottle	8
#614	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#132	Bash-Ōs cereal	5
#23	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	2
#100	Beignet Milgranet	1
#634	Better Than Cuddling Cake	2
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#180	Black Body™ spray	1
#56	Black Hole	1
#371	Blackfly Chardonnay	8
#266	Boozehounds Anonymous token	2
#59	Bordeaux Marteaux	3
#258	Boris's key lime pie	3
#78	Boulevardier cocktail	4
#117	Bowl of Scorpions	1
#11	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	45
#570	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	6
#13	Breathitin™	8
#860	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	2
#77	Bruno's blessing of Mars	3
#40	Bugbearclaw Donut	6
#108	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	2
#9	Bustle Hustler	74
#28	Buttery Knob	4
#176	C.H.U.M. chum	8
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#134	CSA all-purpose soap	5
#141	CSA bravery badge	6
#200	CSA cheerfulness ration	3
#341	CSA fire-starting kit	9
#158	CSA obedience grenade	7
#173	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	6
#34	Caipiranha	2
#180	Camp Scout pup tent	1
#63	Candicaine	2
#39	Candy Alexander	3
#45	Cement Mixer	2
#17	Centauri fish wine	10
#59	Chakra Libre	1
#21	Champagne Shimmy	1
#80	Charity's choker	2
#38	Charleston Choo-Choo	2
#21	Charter: Nellyville	3
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#39	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	5
#65	Choco-Mint patty	5
#36	Churchill	1
🥇	Cincho de Mayo	1
#78	Citrus Crush wine cooler	1
#48	Climate Colada	1
#1495	Cloaca-Cola	1
#91	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	12
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#54	Cold One	14
#264	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#272	Corpse Island iced tea	20
#114	Cracklin' Oat Bran	1
#60	Crazymaker	2
#1236	Crimbo candied pecan	2
#26	Crimbo cookie sheet	2
#23	Crimbo dinner	48
#16	Crimbo food scraps	573
#1367	Crimbo peppermint bark	1
#753	Crimbo pie	1
#13	Crimbo train emergency brake	204
#20	Crimbosmopolitan	73
#472	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#461	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#44	Cursed Punch	5
#115	D roll	116
#224	DUFRESNE Suds	1
#13	Dad's brandy	69
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#39	Dark & Starry	2
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#33	Dinsey Whinskey	1
#21	Dinsey face paint	1
#31	Dinsey food-cone	1
#235	Divine	2
#9	Doc's Fortifying Wine	28
#11	Doc's Limbering Wine	22
#15	Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	4
#18	Doc's Smartifying Wine	10
#15	Doc's Special Reserve Wine	5
#844	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	2
#51	Doublepunchplanter	1
#83	Drac & Tan	1
#83	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	2
#51	Drunken Astrophysicist	2
#38	Drunken Neurologist	2
#38	Drunken Philosopher	2
#80	Dump Truck	1
#22	Earth and Firewater	4
#70	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#50	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	11
#230	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#53	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	17
#130	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	7
#78	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	9
#16	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#18	Energy Buzz Pastaco	2
#65	Event Horizon	1
#31	Extra-slimy Slimosa	2
#11	Extrovermectin™	11
#35	Eye Agate	24
#18	Eye and a Twist	18
#35	Falcon™ Maltese Liquor	2
#226	Fantasma en la Máquina	2
#42	Fauna Libre	2
#164	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	3
#38	Fettris	1
#57	Firewater	1
#15	Flag by the Foot™	2
#12	Flamin' Whatshisname	188
#51	Flaming Caipiranha	2
#76	Flaming Knob	1
#76	Flaming Mohobo	1
#79	Flaskfull of Hollow	52
#21	Flying Caipiranha	4
#127	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	1
#32	French bronilla brogurt	2
#286	Friendliness Beverage	1
#50	Friendly Turkey	1
#62	Fromage Pinotage	2
#63	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
#227	Game Grid token	3
#347	Genalen™ Bottle	3
#20	Gene Tonic: Construct	2
#25	Gene Tonic: Dude	2
#15	Gene Tonic: Elemental	3
#17	Gene Tonic: Goblin	2
#18	Gene Tonic: Horror	3
#25	Giant black monolith	3
#88	Gin Mint	1
#63	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	6
#31	Golden Mean	3
#59	Good 'n' Quiet	1
#37	Great Older Fashioned	3
#64	Green Burlap	1
#52	Green Giant	2
#39	Green Manalishi	130
#30	Green Velvet	3
#340	Gummi-DNA	1
#60	Hairpiece On Fire	1
#41	Half a Purse	1
#33	Haymaker	2
#759	Heimandatz's heart	2
#34	Herring Daiquiri	2
#34	Herring Wallbanger	2
#50	Herringtini	1
#64	Hersey™ SMOOCH	1
#7	Hide-rox™ cookie	26
#39	Highest Bitter	1
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#97	Holiday Fun!	2
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#9	Homebodyl™	11
#48	Humanitini	3
#75	Hundred Headed IPA	2
#79	Ice Island Long Tea	1
#111	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	35
#556	Iiti Kitty phone charm	2
#219	Imp Ale	1,018
#45	Irish Coffee, English Heart	2
#81	Jack-O-Lantern beer	2
#40	Jackhammer	2
#213	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	4
#1286	Jocko Homo's head	1
#628	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#34	Knob lo mein	19
#124	Knob mushroom	119
#118	Knob nuts	7
#87	Knob pasty	7
#443	Knob sausage	5
#33	Knob stir-fry	15
#144	Knob stroganoff	2
#280	Knob stuffed shells	2
#95	Knoll mushroom	144
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#28	Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	1
#83	Kudzu slaw	1
#62	LOLmec statuette	1
#208	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	3
#47	Lapis Lazuli	3
#19	Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	6
#12	Loathing Idol Microphone	15
#11	Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	2
#17	Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	1
#445	Lockenstock™ sandals	2
#55	Locust	1
#28	London frog	2
#848	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	2
#64	Lumineux Limnio	2
#898	M-242	4
#70	Mad Train wine	1,873
#166	Mae West	6
#48	Manual of Lock Picking	1
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#23	Marltini	4
#37	MayDay™ contract	1
#165	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	4
#314	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	8
#14	Meat Butler	5
#24	Medical Pastaco	1
#1109	Meleegra™ pills	1
#77	Mer-kin fitbrine	1
#65	Mer-kin smartjuice	1
#70	Mer-kin strongjuice	1
#52	Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey	47
#88	Mint Yulep	1
#42	Mohobo	2
#182	Mon Tiki	8
#56	More Humanitini than Humanitini	1
#92	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#23	Mornington crescent roll	120
#103	Morto Moreto	1
#29	Mr. Accessaturday	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#28	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	111
#77	Murderer's Punch	1
🥇	Murgatroyd diode	1
#91	Muschat	1
#16	My Life of Crime, a Memoir	1
#38	Mysterious Island iced tea	2
#17	Mysterious Stranger	1
#35	Nadsat berry	1
#121	New Zealand iced tea	110
#39	Newark	1
#178	Newbiesport™ tent	22
#97	Northern pemmican	1
#61	O	1
#508	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#47	Orangemageddon wine cooler	4
#309	Orcish meat locker	1
#40	Ouija Board, Ouija Board	1
#124	P.B.L.T.	3
#41	PB&J with the crusts cut off	64
#159	Pain Dip	1
#1001	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	6
#25	Party-in-a-Can™	6
#32	Phil Collins	2
#21	Phlegethon	2
#37	Plague of Locusts	3
#58	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	2
🥈	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	1
#193	Polka Pop	1
#128	Polysniff Perfume	3
#57	Prunets	1
#132	Psychotic Train wine	2
#43	Punchplanter	1
#52	R'lyeh	1
#53	Radberry Rip wine cooler	3
#292	Ram's Face Lager	104
#10	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	6
#13	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	4
#17	Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	6
#8	Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	13
#10	Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	9
#10	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	10
#11	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	5
#12	Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	8
#27	Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	1
#16	Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	4
#14	Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	7
#14	Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	5
#18	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	3
#19	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	2
#73	Red Dwarf	1
#177	Rompedores de Fantasmas	6
#89	Russian Ice	2
#28	SMOOCH soda	200
#84	Sacramento wine	3
#80	Sangria de Menthe	1
#29	Sazuruk-hai	4
#20	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	994
#44	Shot of Kardashian Gin	3
#68	Shot of the Living Dead	2
#43	Simepore slime	1
#62	Sizzling Sinner	1
#28	Slimosa	3
#34	Slippery Knob	2
#36	Sloe Comfortable Zoo	3
#58	Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	4
#192	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	5
#153	Sogg-Os	1
#59	Source essence	176
#552	Spam Witch sammich	37
#7	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	1
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#12	Spooky VHS Tape	12
#535	Steal This Candy	2
#79	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	1
#92	Stephen's secret formula	1
#29	Strikes Again Bigmouth	4
#189	Strix stix	6
#31	Suffering Sinner	3
#168	Supernova Champagne	40
#52	Suppurating Sinner	1
#9	Swedish massage fish	72
#18	TRIO cup of beer	9
#25	Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	2
#178	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	92
#214	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	71
#94	Tales of Spelunking	1
#69	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#81	Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	1
#1954	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#63	Temps Tempranillo	3
#98	Tequiz Navidad	1
#683	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#361	The Cooler Out of Space	5
#57	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	1
#8	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	1
#7	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	1
#49	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#10	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	1
#48	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	8
#8	Third Base	74
#53	This Charming Flan	2
#1205	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	2
#506	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	1
#1413	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	1
#151	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	1
#1737	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	1
#318	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	1
#174	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	1
#440	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	1
#792	Thwaitgold slug statuette	1
#219	Tiger-lily's milk	4
#24	Trainbot autoassembly module	12
#100	Trainbot circuitry	16
#38	Trainbot harness	2
#55	Trainbot linkages	48
#17	Trainbot luggage hook	7
#66	Trainbot optics	33
#97	Trainbot plating	12
#22	Trainbot radar monocle	4
#48	Trainbot servomotors	76
#40	Trainbot slag	189
#87	Trainbot tubing	20
#60	Transylvania Sling	1
#588	Trollhouse cookies	36
#96	Twelve Night Energy	5
#56	Typical Tavern swill	319
#382	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	6
#49	Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	15
#45	VYKEA mead	3
#47	VYKEA meatballs	2
#31	Velvet Veil	2
#85	Vodka Matryoshka	1
#132	Wax Flask	2
#45	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	227
#136	Wet Russian	1
#55	Whenchamacallit bar	1
#430	White Citadel fries	1
#63	White Hyborian	4
#46	X	2
#28	Ye Olde Meade	171
#17	Yeast of Boris	32
#15	Yeg's Motel pillow mint	4
#51	Zoodriver	3
#917	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#24	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#40	a little sump'm sump'm	193
#335	abandoned candy	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#58	abstraction: action	4
#67	abstraction: category	1
#40	abstraction: motion	3
#62	abstraction: perception	2
#62	abstraction: purpose	4
#60	abstraction: sensation	5
#33	acceptable bagel	77
#25	acceptable mayolus	1
#23	accidental cider	220
#25	actual tapas	106
#33	agnolotti arboli	3
#252	agua de vida	5
#96	alien hologram projector	1
#73	alien meat	1
#17	amok pudding	95
#19	ancient frozen dinner	240
#49	ancient pills	4
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#26	animal part cracker	7
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
#24	anti-odor cream	1
#450	anticheese	10
#87	antimatter wad	3
#198	antique bottle of cough syrup	3
#144	antique nutcracker figurine	1
#23	antique packet of ketchup	222
#29	artisanal limoncello	41
#43	asbestos ore	300
#47	asbestos thermos	8
#100	asparagus lo mein	2
#35	automatic wine thief	1
#32	autumn dollar	3
#38	autumn leaf	1
#21	autumn-spice donut	119
#218	bätzle	4
#24	backwoods screwdriver	196
#2450	baconstone	1
#53	badass pie	7
#170	bag of GORF	7
#153	bag of GORP	13
#170	bag of QWOP	7
#33	bag of gross foreign snacks	3,071
#1110	baggie of powdered sugar	2
#179	balaclava baklava	20
#95	ballroom blintz	112
#1145	banana	1
#47	baobab sap	1
#9	bar of freeze-dried water	44
#8	bargain flash powder	253
#72	barrel cracker	2
#61	barrel pickle	7
#25	barrel-aged eggnog	1
#91	barrel-aged martini	2
#24	basaltamander tongue	27
#35	basic martini	2
#168	bat haggis	2
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#1660	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#227	battered hubcap	1
#397	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#31	bean burrito	193
#41	bear claw	6
#55	beard incense	10
#46	beaver punch (cherry)	3
#77	beaver punch (papaya)	1
#92	beaver punch (peach)	1
#224	beavermouth	5
#99	beefy fish meat	10
#34	beefy pill	8
#138	beer basted brat	1
#542	beer lens	2
#787	beertini	1
#241	bellhop bell	1
#75	berries of suffering	9
#381	big boom	1
#99	big dribbly candle	1
#39	big red button	1
#165	big rock	10
#313	bilge wine	54
#90	bindle of joy	1
#479	bit-o-cactus	3
#399	black & tan	3
#28	black Crimbo ball	1,084
#14	black eye shadow	214
#510	black eyedrops	1
#351	black forest cake	7
#552	black forest ham	1
#138	black label	2
#70	black mana	2
#207	black picnic basket	9
#498	black pixel	33
#1464	black plastic oyster egg	2
#26	black pudding	283
#670	black snowcone	2
#464	black spot	1
#95	blackberry	329
#114	blended frozen swill	2
#518	blind-packed capsule toy	1
#3303	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#83	blood and blood	1
#41	blood-red mushroom wine	2
#642	bloody beer	7
#407	bloody mary	3
#214	blue grass	1
#73	blue mana	7
#151	blue oyster badge	1
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#736	blue pixel	37
#377	blue pixel potion	1
#432	blue snowcone	18
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#180	boilermaker	2
#11	bone broth	4
#121	booby trap	1
#100	book of facts	1
#42	booze bindle	1
#263	booze-soaked cherry	1
#177	boring spaghetti	3
#90	bottle of Amontillado	1
#60	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	74
#44	bottle of Definit	105
#42	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	127
#53	bottle of Evermore	31
#21	bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	5
#24	bottle of Greedy Dog	4
#58	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	62
#49	bottle of Lambada Lambic	1
#80	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	81
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#64	bottle of Old Pugilist	1
#107	bottle of Pete's Sake	7
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#31	bottle of Race Car Red	2
#458	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#29	bottle of clam juice	1
#18	bottle of cooking sherry	248
#83	bottle of fruity "wine"	1
#3304	bottle of goofballs	4
#24	bottle of laundry sherry	89
#43	bottle of moontan lotion	1
#24	bottle of norwhiskey	108
#680	bottle of pirate juice	1
#30	bottle of popskull	220
#154	bottle of realpagne	3
#74	bottle of sake	24
#68	bottle of sea wine	1
#123	bottle of wine	4
#30	bowl full of jelly	8
#35	bowl of Tastee-Wheet™	3
#65	bowl of cottage cheese	515
#63	bowl of eyeballs	2
#219	bowl of lucky charms	3
#163	bowl of mernudo	1
🥇	bowl of oriole's nest soup	3
#27	bowl of rye sprouts	42
#44	bowl of topioca	1
#157	bowling ball	4
#334	box of Dweebs	1
#77	boxed august scepter	1
#54	boxed champagne	56
#24	boxed gumball machine	7
#71	boxed wine	611
#102	brain preservation fluid	3
#202	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	11
#168	brains casserole	2
#202	bread man	3
#19	bread pie	1,000
#30	bread roll	1
#109	breakfast mess	60
#230	breath mint	1
#44	broberry brogurt	1
#40	brocolate brogurt	1
#48	brown pixel	81
#93	brown sugar cane	102
#63	browser cookie	2
#40	bubblewrap ore	180
#111	bubblin' chemistry solution	1
#117	bucket of fish juice	1
#215	bucket of honey	7
#249	buckler buckle	1
#745	bum cheek	6
#187	bunch of square grapes	26
#50	burning newspaper	1
#195	bus pass	2
#145	cabooze	6
#23	cactus fruit	258
#132	calle de miel	14
#33	can of Adultwitch™	3
#62	can of Brütalbräu	1
#70	can of Drooling Monk	1
#242	can of Swiller	13
#26	can of cherry-flavored sterno	2
#13	can of mixed everything	13
#94	can of sardines	2
#77	can of the cheapest beer	1
#226	can-can-in-a-can	1
#231	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	35
#1141	candied kobold	1
#49	candied pecan	1
#291	candied yams	30
#858	candy brain	1
#412	candy cane	92
#45	candy carrot	1
#41	candy carrot cake	1
#31	candy mountain oyster	3
#240	candy skeleton	1
#24	cannonbomb	30
#530	carbonated soy milk	1
#36	cardboard ore	170
#17	carnivorous potted plant	6
#173	carob brownies	1
#666	carob chunk cookies	1
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#81	carob chunks	126
#50	carrot cake	1
#12	carrot cake precipice bar	52
#41	carrot claret	2
#14	carton of snake milk	558
#216	catgut taco	1
#169	catsup	1
#39	censored can label	23
#33	centipede eggs	241
#1469	chaos butterfly	5
#106	cheap Chinese beer	1
#119	cherry	89
#204	cherry pie	2
#20	child-sized dracula cloak	43
#178	children of the candy corn	1
#714	chocolate filthy lucre	1
#212	chocolate seal-clubbing club	1
#212	chocolate stolen accordion	1
#209	chocolate turtle totem	1
#478	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	2
#101	chocomotive	7
#530	chorizo brownies	2
#450	chorizo taco	6
#64	chrome meat stack	1
#37	chrome ore	295
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Wow, that's 71,901 items total!

what items are this player missing?