Museum :: Introspector

Introspector

Rank	Item	Quantity
#1437	1-ball	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#1455	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1223	33398 scroll	1
#933	334 scroll	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#141	4-d camera	1
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#922	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#50	7-inch discus	1
#2244	8-ball	1
#626	9-ball	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#86	Abyssal ember	1
#258	Alice's Army Page	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#2232	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#835	Angelhair Culottes	1
#2096	Angry Farmer candy	1
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#1228	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#49	BRICKO bat	1
#503	BRICKO brick	1
#47	BRICKO elephant	1
#451	BRICKO eye brick	1
#70	BRICKO hat	1
#33	BRICKO octopus	1
#60	BRICKO ooze	1
#49	BRICKO oyster	1
#64	BRICKO pants	1
#39	BRICKO python	1
#62	BRICKO sword	1
#62	BRICKO turtle	1
#843	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#4297	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#1257	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#195	Battlie Light Saver	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#759	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#412	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#180	Black Body™ spray	1
#773	Black No. 2	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#909	Bling of the New Wave	1
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#343	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#233	Boris's key lime	1
#424	Boris's key lime pie	1
#1674	Boss Bat bling	1
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#1741	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#1010	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#2425	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#2424	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#164	Claybender glasses	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#264	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1369	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#4249	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#313	Divine	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#1494	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#2742	Drowsy Sword	1
#184	Duskwalker syringe	1
#2052	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#290	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#196	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#283	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#26	El Vibrato trapezoid	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#469	Elmley shades	1
#1007	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#512	Frat Army FGF	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#1601	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#185	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#1441	Green Clover of Justice	1
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#249	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#1145	Heimandatz's heart	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#56	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1868	Imp Ale	1
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#1203	Instant Karma	1
#1675	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#1286	Jocko Homo's head	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#1016	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#995	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#1208	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1006	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#995	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#1091	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#628	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#738	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#821	Knob mushroom	1
#238	Knob nuts	1
#342	Knob pasty	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#351	Knob stuffed shells	1
#1015	Knoll mushroom	1
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#725	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
#815	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#455	Lars the Cyberian	1
#228	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#777	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#3897	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#969	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#884	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	1
#216	MSG	1
#438	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1758	Mad Train wine	1
#308	Mae West	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#131	Meat maid	1
#1109	Meleegra™ pills	1
#107	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#131	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1139	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#392	Misty Cape	1
#987	Mohawk wig	1
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#1001	Mountain Stream soda	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#72	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#374	NG	1
#283	Nardz energy beverage	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#1573	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#86	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#508	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#1270	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#843	Orcish baseball cap	1
#615	Orcish cargo shorts	2
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#309	Orcish meat locker	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#612	PADL Phone	1
#29	PVC staff	1
#2359	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	1
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#887	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#813	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#173	Polysniff Perfume	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#940	Ram's Face Lager	1
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#1463	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#962	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#1076	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#2542	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#1319	Senior Mints	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#184	Space Tourist Phaser	1
#254	Space Tours Tripple	1
#1109	Spam Witch sammich	1
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#93	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#65	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#121	Staff of the Soupbone	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#668	Sugar Cog	1
#947	Summer Nights	1
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#225	T.U.R.D.S. Key	1
#778	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	1
#826	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	1
#803	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	1
#1954	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#600	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#852	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#1037	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#101	The Ring	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#1015	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#625	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#562	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#1306	Trollhouse cookies	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#757	Typical Tavern swill	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#709	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
🥈	Underworld acorn	1
#10	Underworld flail	1
#72	Unspeakable Earring	1
#249	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#237	WA	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#1106	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#169	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	1
#161	Whoompa Fur Pants	1
#1955	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#1120	Yakisoba's hat	1
#348	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#2955	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#614	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#917	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#365	a butt tuba	1
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#503	accidental cider	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#821	adder bladder	1
#1568	adorable seal larva	1
#705	all-purpose cleaner	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#657	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#145	ancient calendar fragment	1
#637	ancient frozen dinner	1
#182	ancient ice cream scoop	1
#264	ancient poisoned dart	1
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#533	ancient spice	1
#232	ancient stone head	1
#58	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#631	ant agonist	1
#270	ant hoe	1
#255	ant pick	1
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#283	ant rake	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#1061	anticheese	1
#736	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#624	antique bottle opener	1
#886	antique greaves	1
#730	antique hand mirror	1
#895	antique helmet	1
#496	antique packet of ketchup	1
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#905	antique shield	1
#484	armgun	1
#854	arrrgyle socks	1
#234	artisanal limoncello	1
#433	asbestos apron	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#1105	asbestos ore	1
#387	asbestos staff	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#1079	asparagus knife	1
#642	asshat	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#1920	awful poetry journal	1
#358	bätzle	1
#1849	baby killer bee	1
#265	backwoods screwdriver	1
#2450	baconstone	1
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#7429	badass belt	1
#147	badge of authority	1
#950	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#753	bag of lard	1
#1216	baggie of powdered sugar	1
#430	balaclava	1
#2043	ball	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#105	balloon shield	1
#311	balloon sword	1
#629	ballroom blintz	1
#389	banana smoothie	1
#218	banjo strings	1
#1234	bar skin	1
#122	bar whip	1
#962	barbed-wire fence	1
#305	bargain flash powder	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#2126	barrrnacle	1
#73	barskin buckler	1
#110	barskin cloak	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#900	baseball	1
#98	basic meat fez	1
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#100	basic meat kilt	1
#129	basic meat pants	1
#86	basic meat skirt	1
#151	basic meat spork	1
#940	bat guano	1
#89	bat hat	1
#77	bat whip	1
#1017	bat wing	1
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#783	batblade	1
#1172	batgut	1
#227	battered hubcap	1
#397	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#680	beach glass bead	1
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#138	beer basted brat	1
#967	beer bomb	1
#571	beer bong	1
#671	beer helmet	1
#723	beer lens	1
#328	beer-scented teddy bear	1
#787	beertini	1
#698	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#41	bezoar ring	1
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#394	big bass drum	1
#146	big glob of skin	1
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#210	big stick	1
#117	bigger stick	1
#801	bilge wine	1
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#377	bird rib	1
#1498	bit of clingfilm	1
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#589	black & tan	1
#89	black belt	1
#202	black cherry soda	1
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#669	black forest cake	1
#552	black forest ham	1
#694	black greaves	1
#694	black helmet	1
#389	black kettle drum	1
#611	black pension check	1
#577	black pepper	1
#461	black picnic basket	1
#1047	black pixel	1
#632	black pudding	1
#667	black shield	1
#851	black snake skin	1
#464	black spot	1
#726	black sword	1
#920	black-and-blue light	1
#892	blackberry	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#158	blended frozen swill	1
#1035	bloody beer	1
#963	bloody clown pants	1
#827	blue class ring	1
#1232	blue pixel	1
#377	blue pixel potion	1
#943	blue plasma ball	1
#83	blue suede shoes	1
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#241	boilermaker	1
#213	bone collar	1
#429	bone flute	1
#665	bone rattle	1
#751	booty chest charrrm	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#392	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#379	bottle of Definit	1
#414	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#386	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#399	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#697	bottle of alcohol	1
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#513	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#1331	bottle of gin	1
#43	bottle of moontan lotion	1
#680	bottle of pirate juice	1
#680	bottle of popskull	1
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#1586	bottle of rum	1
#344	bottle of sake	1
#1368	bottle of tequila	1
#1261	bottle of vodka	1
#1506	bottle of whiskey	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#322	boulder	1
#38	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#1137	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#1054	box	1
#7453	box of sunshine	1
#230	box turtle	1
#364	boxed champagne	1
#1335	boxed wine	1
#242	boxing glove	1
#66	boxing glove on a spring	1
#454	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#248	brainy skull	1
#318	brass stinger	1
#230	breath mint	1
#437	brick of sand	1
#748	briefcase	1
#1268	broken skull	1
#623	broken sword	1
#590	bronze breastplate	1
#541	bronzed locust	1
#678	brown sugar cane	1
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#94	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
#424	bubblin' crude	1
#956	bubbly potion	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#249	buckler buckle	1
#108	buffalo blade	1
#1103	bugbear beanie	1
#1110	bugbear bungguard	1
#593	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#578	bunch of square grapes	1
#968	bunny liver	1
#375	buoybottoms	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#849	burst hellseal brain	1
#228	bus pass	1
#714	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#539	cactus fruit	1
#534	calle de miel	1
#98	can cannon	1
#1817	can of Binarrrca	1
#2152	can of CRIMBCOLA	1
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#555	can of Swiller	1
#211	can of black paint	1
#593	can of maces	1
#957	can of spinach	1
#164	can of starch	1
#151	can of sterno	1
#2975	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#145	can-you-dig-it?	1
#2875	candied yams	1
#2000	candy kneecapping stick	1
#1853	candy knuckles	1
#745	cannonball charrrm	1
#587	canopic jar	1
#635	carbonated water lily	1
#80	cardboard box turtle	1
#331	cardboard katana	1
#95	cardboard sword	1
#683	cardboard wakizashi	1
#146	caret	1
#77	carob cannon	1
#666	carob chunk cookies	1
#731	carob chunks	1
#873	casino pass	1
#1030	cast	1
#687	cat appendix	1
#818	catgut	1
#109	catskin buckler	1
#83	catskin cap	1
#689	centipede eggs	1
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#1705	chaos butterfly	1
#234	charming flute	1
#418	cheap cigar butt	1
#1344	cheap elven gloves	1
#803	cheap studded belt	1
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#1061	chef's hat	1
#235	chef-in-the-box	1
#664	cherry	1
#775	chewing gum on a string	1
#544	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#576	chloroform rag	1
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#823	chopsticks	1
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#765	chorizo taco	1
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#985	chrome ore	1
#429	chrome staff	1
#523	chrome sword	1
#445	chunk of rock salt	1
#1753	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#616	clay peace-sign bead	1
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#50	clingfilm tangle	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#967	cloudy potion	1
#797	clown shoes	1
#816	clown skin	1
#115	clown whip	1
#185	clown wig	1
#238	clownskin belt	1
#111	clownskin buckler	1
#202	clownskin harness	1
#3274	club necklace	1
#118	club of the five seasons	1
#611	cocktail napkin	1
#290	cocktail onion	1
#1222	cocoa egg	1
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#1279	coconut shell	1
#597	coffin lid	1
#1139	cog	1
#249	cold hi mein	1
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#358	cold nuggets	1
#297	cold powder	1
#374	cold wad	1
#403	collection of tiny spooky objects	1
#651	communications windchimes	1
#129	concentrated cordial of concentration	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#746	cool mushroom	1
#864	cool whip	1
#738	copper ha'penny charrrm	1
#223	cordial of concentration	1
#522	corn holder	1
#849	cornuthaum	1
#1822	corpse on the beach	1
#1818	corpsedriver	1
#37	corrupt club of corrupt corruption	1
#735	corrupted data	1
#362	costume sword	1
#246	cottage	1
#138	cracker	1
#1242	cranberries	1
#168	cranberry cordial	1
#486	cranberry schnapps	1
#950	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#433	cream pie	1
#569	cream stout	1
#540	creamsicle	1
#200	creepy ginger ale	1
#19	creepy-ass club	1
#113	crotchety pants	1
#364	crumbling rat skull	1
#200	cube of billiard chalk	1
#597	cup of infinite pencils	1
#458	cup of primitive beer	1
#104	curdflinger	1
#403	curmudgel	1
#919	cyborg doll	1
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#585	dance card	1
#962	dark potion	1
#1292	dead guy's watch	1
#207	death blossom	1
#179	decanter of fine Scotch	1
#809	decorative fountain	1
#714	dehydrated caviar	1
#467	delicious noodles	1
#93	demon buckler	1
#923	demon skin	1
#97	demon whip	1
#134	demon-horned hat	1
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#158	demonskin trousers	1
#375	denim axe	1
#1267	dense meat stack	1
#84	dense meat sword	1
#436	dented harmonica	1
#591	deodorant	1
#617	depantsing bomb	1
#516	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
#765	desiccated apricot	1
#153	detective skull	1
#3285	diamond necklace	1
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#177	diamond-studded fronts	1
#597	didgeridooka	1
#376	digital key lime pie	1
#481	dire fudgesicle	1
#1096	dirty hobo gloves	1
#1628	disassembled clover	1
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#1848	disco ball	1
#1717	disco mask	1
#1024	disease	1
#819	disembodied brain	1
#345	dishrag	1
#787	disintegrating quill pen	1
#677	displaced fish	1
#985	distilled fortified wine	1
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#1852	disturbing fanfic	1
#58	dollar sign	1
#656	donkey flipbook	1
#269	double-barreled sling	1
#813	drab sonata	1
#930	draggin' ball hat	1
#373	dreadlock whip	1
#134	dress pants	1
#782	dried face	1
#79	dripping meat crossbow	1
#100	dripping meat sword	1
#763	drum machine	1
#1139	dry noodles	1
#1979	drywall axe	1
#2324	duct tape	1
#81	duct tape buckler	1
#129	duct tape dockers	1
#93	duct tape fedora	1
#109	duct tape shirt	1
#232	duct tape sword	1
#44	dueling banjo	1
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#245	dusty animal jawbone	1
#1041	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
#1062	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#1060	dusty bottle of Port	1
#1015	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
#290	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	1
#303	dusty first cervical vertebra	1
#284	dusty first lumbar vertebra	1
#322	dusty first thoracic vertebra	1
#299	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	1
#319	dusty left clavicle	1
#296	dusty left fourth front claw	1
#311	dusty left fourth rear claw	1
#304	dusty left humerus	1
#310	dusty left ninth rib	1
#297	dusty left radius	1
#309	dusty left seventh rib	1
#310	dusty right eighth rib	1
#296	dusty right first rear claw	1
#281	dusty right fourth front claw	1
#320	dusty right humerus	1
#306	dusty right kneecap	1
#308	dusty right ninth rib	1
#307	dusty right thumb	1
#314	dusty right twelfth rib	1
#301	dusty right ulna	1
#288	dusty second cervical vertebra	1
#299	dusty seventh caudal vertebra	1
#293	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	1
#300	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	1
#288	dusty third caudal vertebra	1
#292	dusty third cervical vertebra	1
#1281	dwarf bread	1
#425	dwarvish magazine	1
#55	dwarvish war helmet	1
#46	dwarvish war kilt	1
#48	dwarvish war mattock	1
#114	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
#111	eXtreme meat staff	1
#138	eXtreme meat sword	1
#895	eXtreme mittens	1
#854	eXtreme scarf	1
#5139	easter egg balloon	1
#38	eelskin hat	1
#28	eelskin pants	1
#35	eelskin shield	1
#946	effervescent potion	1
#503	effluvious emerald	1
#337	eggbeater	1
#2833	eggnog	1
#548	electrical thingamabob	1
#1396	elven socks	1
#194	elven whittling knife	1
#666	empty meat tank	1
#604	enchanted bean	1
#184	enchanted brass knuckles	1
#206	enchanted eyepatch	1
#132	enchanted handwarmer	1
#2228	enchanted leopard-print barbell	1
#651	enchanted toothpick	1
#124	enchantlers	1
#540	energy drink IV	1
#734	enormous belt buckle	1
#477	enormous hoop earring	1
#112	equal sign	1
#969	evil golden arch	1
#354	evil golden arches	1
#191	evil teddy bear sewing kit	1
#26	evil-ass club	1
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#162	extra-potent gremlin mutagen	1
#45	extra-strength rubber bands	1
#470	extra-strength strongness elixir	1
#1016	eye of newt	1
#402	eye-pod	1
#190	eyedrops of newt	1
#1085	eyepatch	1
#952	f3d0r4	1
#1946	facsimile dictionary	1
#761	fake blood	1
#291	false eyelashes	1
#124	fancy ball mask	1
#849	fancy bath salts	1
#1881	fancy chocolate car	1
#572	fancy seashell necklace	1
#34	farfalle bow tie	1
#295	fat bottom quark	1
#1378	fat stacks of cash	1
#2392	felt	1
#412	fermenting powder	1
#309	fertilized ghuol egg	1
#1426	festive holiday hat	1
#736	fetid feather	1
#322	fettucini Inconnu	1
#303	fez of etymology	1
#778	figurine of a charred seal	1
#906	figurine of a cold seal	1
#504	figurine of a shadowy seal	1
#586	figurine of a slippery seal	1
#641	figurine of a stinking seal	1
#422	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	1
#506	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	1
#86	filigreed hamethyst earring	1
#82	filigreed hamethyst necklace	1
#106	filigreed hamethyst ring	1
#1000	filthy corduroys	1
#324	filthy hippy poncho	1
#970	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#602	filthy pestle	1
#527	filthy poultice	1
#37	fin-bit wax	1
#1763	fire	1
#692	[2426]fire flower	1
#529	fire poi	1
#92	fish scimitar	1
#609	fish-liver oil	1
#141	fishy fish	1
#153	fishy fish casserole	1
#118	fishy fish lasagna	1
#957	fizzy potion	1
#126	flaming cardboard sword	1
#955	flaming crutch	1
#856	flaming feather	1
#379	flaming glowsticks	1
#886	flaming mushroom	1
#941	flaming talons	1
#619	flange	1
#905	flaregun	1
#445	flat dough	1
#821	flavored foot massage oil	1
#258	flimsy clipboard	1
#789	flirtatious feather	1
#151	floaty gravel	1
#90	floaty rock	1
#987	floaty sand	1
#268	floral print shirt	1
#383	flowing hippy skirt	1
#859	flute of flat champagne	1
#84	flyest of shirts	1
#63	flypaper staff	1
#817	foam dart	1
#791	foolscap fool's cap	1
#269	foon	1
#71	foon of fearfulness	1
#66	foon of fleshiness	1
#67	foon of foulness	1
#66	foon of frigidity	1
#70	foon of fulmination	1
#99	football helmet	1
#323	frat brats	1
#233	freshwater pearl necklace	1
#449	fricasseed brains	1
#1453	friendly cheez blob	1
#776	frightful feather	1
#255	frigid hankyū	1
#1093	frigid ninja stars	1
#45	frigid-ass club	1
#428	frilly shirt	1
#825	frilly skirt	1
#576	frozen Mob Penguin	1
#810	frozen feather	1
#827	frozen mushroom	1
#732	frozen nunchaku	1
#98	frozen seal spine	1
#3426	fruitcake	1
#132	fruity girl swill	1
#843	fudge lily	1
#1415	fudgecule	1
#179	fudgecycle	1
#540	furniture dolly	1
#1456	furry fur	1
#64	furry green earmuffs	1
#195	furry green turtle	1
#86	furry kilt	1
#427	furry pants	1
#67	furry skirt	1
#172	fustulent seal grulch	1
#688	fuzzy busby	1
#4737	fuzzy dice	1
#610	fuzzy montera	1
#83	ganger bandana	1
#188	gatorskin umbrella	1
#614	gauze garter	1
#121	gauze hammock	1
#183	gauze shorts	1
#696	gearbox necklace	1
#982	ghuol ears	1
#1350	ghuol egg	1
#556	ghuol egg quiche	1
#995	ghuol guolash	1
#386	giant cactus quill	1
#1640	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#1516	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#563	giant foam finger	1
#142	giant motorcycle boots	1
#1254	giant needle	1
#2535	giant pinky ring	1
#45	gill rings	1
#275	gimlet	1
#209	gingham blouse	1
#383	glacial sapphire	1
#89	glass gnoll eye	1
#896	glass of goat's milk	1
#72	glistening staff	1
#273	glittery mascara	1
#1495	gloomy black mushroom	1
#198	glowing fungus	1
#1108	glowing red eye	1
#99	gnat lasagna	1
#98	gnatloaf	1
#132	gnatloaf casserole	1
#747	gnatwing	1
#736	gnauga hide	1
#155	gnauga hide buckler	1
#149	gnauga hide chaps	1
#79	gnauga hide kilt	1
#102	gnauga hide vest	1
#203	gnauga hide whip	1
#296	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	1
#769	gnoll lips	1
#788	gnoll teeth	1
#392	goat	1
#820	goat beard	1
#846	goat cheese	1
#949	goat cheese pizza	1
#572	goatskin umbrella	1
#825	gob of wet hair	1
#394	gold lamé pants	1
#792	gold wedding ring	1
#2777	golden ring	1
#94	goofily-plumed helmet	1
#2658	googly eye	1
#1169	goth kid t-shirt	1
#80	goulauncher	1
#784	gr8ps	1
#773	grapefruit	1
#828	grapes	1
#222	grass blade	1
#193	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#427	grassy cutlass	1
#500	grave robbing shovel	1
#122	grease gun	1
#1910	green beer	1
#1029	green clay bead	1
#1109	green pixel	1
#594	gremlin juice	1
#198	gremlin mutagen	1
#547	grog	1
#119	groose grease	1
#70	groovy prism necklace	1
#972	grouchy restless spirit	1
#5337	grue egg	1
#733	grue egg omelette	1
#632	grumpy old man charrrm	1
#391	grungy bandana	1
#368	grungy flannel shirt	1
#276	guard turtle collar	1
#351	guard turtle shell	1
#871	guitar pick	1
#67	gummi bowtie	1
#119	gun cleaning kit	1
#655	hair spray	1
#88	hairy staff	1
#260	half-baked potion	1
#26	half-height unicycle	1
#323	half-sized guitar	1
#374	halfberd	1
#2400	hamethyst	1
#198	hamethyst earring	1
#328	hamethyst necklace	1
#263	hamethyst ring	1
#747	handful of confetti	56
#1282	handful of hand chalk	1
#626	handful of moss	1
#407	handful of nuts and berries	1
#453	handful of pine needles	1
#899	handful of sand	1
#631	handful of sawdust	1
#462	handful of walnuts	1
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#601	handsomeness potion	1
#647	happiness	1
#56	hardware upgrade	1
#571	harem girl t-shirt	1
#324	headhunter necktie	1
#3382	heart necklace	1
#1680	heart of the volcano	1
#1193	heavy D	1
#160	heavy leather-bound tome	1
#455	heavy metal sonata	1
#540	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#861	hellion cube	1
#554	hellseal claw	1
#520	hellseal whisker	1
#60	helm of the white knight	1
#1877	helmet turtle	1
#892	hemp string	1
#385	henna face paint	1
#373	henna tattoo	1
#1241	herb brownies	1
#2516	herbal stuffing	1
#994	herbs	1
#605	hermit permit	1
#966	hill of beans	1
#134	hippo skin buckler	1
#161	hippo whip	1
#77	hippopotamus kilt	1
#125	hippopotamus pants	1
#57	hippopotamus skirt	1
#147	hipposkin poncho	1
#312	hippy bongo	1
#575	honey-dipped locust	1
#433	horizontal tango	1
#459	hors d'oeuvre tray	1
#62	hot cross bow	1
#684	hot date	1
#998	hot katana blade	1
#384	hot nuggets	1
#358	hot pink lipstick	1
#341	hot plate	1
#334	hot powder	1
#460	hot wad	1
#1286	hot wing	1
#24	hot-ass club	1
#306	hovering sombrero	1
#605	huge spoon	1
#729	hypodermic needle	1
#19	ice skate decoy	1
#1763	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1
#1602	ice-cold Willer	1
#1356	ice-cold fotie	1
#1093	ice-cold six-pack	1
#325	iced-out bling	1
#101	icicle katana	1
#615	icy katana hilt	1
#426	icy-hot katana	1
#163	imbued seal-blubber candle	1
#35	imitation whetstone	1
#2350	immense cyborg hand	1
#444	imp unity ring	1
#140	incredible pizza	1
#355	infernal fife	1
#739	infernal insoles	1
#577	inflatable duck	1
#668	inkwell	1
#63	insane tophat	1
#605	insanely spicy bean burrito	1
#691	invisible bag	1
#682	irate sombrero	1
#201	irradiated pet snacks	1
#139	ivory cue ball	1
#1193	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	1
#32	jalapeño slices	1
#211	jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#1862	jawbruiser	1
#365	jewelry-making pliers	1
#560	jumbo olive	1
#284	jungle drum	1
#103	keel-haulin' knife	1
#505	keg shield	1
#910	ketchup hound	1
#530	kick-ass kicks	1
#499	kickback cookbook	1
#2543	killing feather	1
#376	kiwi	1
#1898	kneecapping stick	1
#367	knob bugle	1
#348	knob ka-bobs	1
#232	knobby helmet turtle	1
#67	knobby kneepads	1
#305	kumquat	1
#632	large box	1
#206	lead yo-yo	1
#201	leather bookmark	1
#692	leather chaps	1
#896	leather mask	1
#744	leathery bat skin	1
#796	leathery cat skin	1
#588	leathery rat skin	1
#110	left bracket	1
#206	left parenthesis	1
#616	leftovers of indeterminate origin	1
#1234	lemon	1
#669	leotarrrd	1
#210	libation of liveliness	1
#1830	licorice garrote	1
#661	licorice root	1
#1007	lihc eye	1
#624	lihc eye pie	1
#904	lihc face	1
#328	limburger biker boots	1
#896	lime	1
#1208	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	1
#1025	line	1
#456	linoleum crossbow	1
#114	linoleum helmet turtle	1
#869	linoleum ore	1
#437	linoleum staff	1
#521	linoleum sword	1
#326	lion oil	1
#1296	little paper umbrella	1
#209	little round pebble	1
#989	lollipop stick	1
#481	long pork	1
#142	long pork casserole	1
#105	long pork lasagna	1
#929	long skinny balloon	1
#454	longhaired hippy wig	1
#1452	loose teeth	1
#377	los chinos	1
#191	lotion of coldness	2
#237	lotion of hotness	1
#241	lotion of sleaziness	1
#242	lotion of spookiness	1
#222	lotion of stench	1
#912	lowercase N	1
#74	lowercase a	1
#1977	lucky rabbit's foot	1
#567	lump of diamond	1
#425	lupine sword	1
#1424	macaroni duck	1
#395	magic whistle	1
#1219	magical ice cubes	1
#641	magical mystery juice	1
#683	magicalness-in-a-can	1
#491	magilaser blastercannon	1
#387	magnifying glass	1
#676	maiden wig	1
#248	makeshift cape	1
#171	makeshift skirt	1
#181	makeshift turban	1
#310	mandarina colada	1
#71	manly bloomers	1
#62	mannequin leg	1
#750	many-eyed glasses	1
#382	maple leaf	1
#707	mariachi G-string	1
#443	mariachi hat	1
#1299	mariachi pants	1
#90	mariachi toothpaste	1
#575	marionette collective	1
#482	marshmallow flambé	1
#665	martini	1
#1322	marzipan skull	1
#180	massive sitar	1
#118	meat cowboy hat	1
#498	meat engine	1
#74	meat golem	1
#984	meat paste	1
#34	meat shield	1
#1044	meat stack	1
#1087	meat vortex	1
#335	meatcar model	1
#136	meatloaf helmet	1
#132	meatspout staff	1
#95	meaty helmet turtle	1
#629	megatofu	1
#479	melted Jell-o shot	1
#266	menudo ravioli	1
#670	mesh cap	1
#1203	metallic A	1
#47	metallic foil cat ears	1
#35	metrognome	1
#335	milk of magnesium	1
#937	milky potion	1
#581	mime soul fragment	1
#897	mind flayer corpse	1
#790	miner's helmet	1
#785	miner's pants	1
#145	miniature antlers	1
#147	miniature boiler	1
#303	miniature carton of clove cigarettes	1
#132	moist sailor's cap	1
#468	mojo filter	1
#588	molotov cocktail cocktail	1
#2028	monomolecular yo-yo	1
#152	monster bait	1
#364	moonglasses	1
#646	mother's little helper	1
#136	mother's secret recipe	1
#145	moxie magnet	1
#963	moxie weed	1
#152	muculent machete	1
#599	mullet wig	1
#992	mummy costume	1
#218	mummy mask	1
#812	mummy wrapping	1
#910	murky potion	1
#1565	mushroom fermenting solution	1
#600	mysterious silver lapel pin	1
#96	nasty rat mask	1
#20	nasty-ass club	1
#361	natty blue ascot	1
#858	ninja hot pants	1
#24	non-stick pugil stick	1
#262	nothing-in-the-box	1
#125	nurse's hat	1
#285	obsidian dagger	52
#468	ocarina of space	1
#528	ocean motion	1
#78	oil cap	1
#73	oil lamp	1
#218	oil of expertise	1
#233	oil of oiliness	1
#232	oil of slipperiness	1
#219	oil of stability	1
#69	oil pan	1
#82	oil slacks	1
#93	oily boid	1
#329	ointment of the occult	1
#691	old coin purse	1
#676	old leather wallet	1
#2220	old sweatpants	1
#796	olive	1
#440	opera mask	1
#941	orange	1
#241	orange peel hat	2
#178	orc wrist	1
#231	orcish hand lotion	1
#232	orcish nailing lube	1
#225	orcish rubber	1
#169	orcish stud-finder	1
#1170	original G	1
#865	oriole-feather headdress	1
#157	oven mitts	1
#70	overclocked avian microprocessor	1
#204	overcookie	1
#144	overpriced "imported" beer	1
#1956	oversized fish scaler	1
#618	oversized pipe	1
#879	oversized pizza cutter	1
#86	oyster basket	100
#1557	pack of KWE trading card	1
#257	pack of chewing gum	1
#241	packet of beer nuts	1
#129	padded tortoise	1
#1761	pail	1
#56	painted shield	1
#740	palm frond	1
#189	palm-frond capris	1
#239	palm-frond cloak	1
#152	palm-frond fan	1
#121	palm-frond net	1
#396	palm-frond toupee	1
#213	palm-frond whip	1
#583	panhandle panhandling hat	1
#244	pants kit	1
#1584	pants of the Slug Lord	1
#447	panty raider camouflage	1
#987	papaya	1
#619	papaya slung	1
#80	paper-plate-mail pants	1
#1215	paperclip	1
#103	paperclip cape	1
#99	paperclip pants	1
#141	paperclip sproinger	1
#91	paperclip turban	1
#101	paperclip-on tie	1
#171	papotion of papower	1
#403	paranormal ricotta	1
#363	parasitic claw	1
#228	parasitic headgnawer	1
#233	parasitic strangleworm	1
#189	parasitic tentacles	1
#806	party hat	1
#1682	passable elf mask	1
#1564	pasta spoon	1
#688	pat-a-cake pendant	1
#913	patchouli incense stick	1
#247	peace-sign necklace	1
#150	penguin shorts	1
#147	penguin skin buckler	1
#192	penguin whip	1
#90	penguinskin mini-kilt	1
#84	penguinskin mini-skirt	1
#100	pentacorn hat	1
#181	percent sign	1
#610	perforated battle paddle	1
#148	perfume of prejudice	1
#472	perpendicular hula	1
#739	personal massager	1
#1060	personalized birthday cake	1
#983	personalized coffee mug	1
#104	pestoblade	1
#30	pet anemone	1
#2716	pet rock	1
#898	petrified wood	1
#841	phat turquoise bead	1
#288	philosopher's scone	1
#368	philter of phorce	1
#2032	phish stick	1
#1170	phonics down	1
#1146	photoprotoneutron torpedo	1
#1234	pickle-flavored chewing gum	1
#321	pie crust	1
#1207	piece of wedding cake	1
#1095	pile of candy	1
#704	pile of dusty animal bones	1
#660	pile of jumping beans	1
#87	pimpin' meat hat	1
#1003	pink clay bead	1
#35	pink pinkslip slip	1
#594	pink pony	1
#102	pipe wrench	1
#727	pirate pelvis	1
#681	pirate shirt	1
#592	pitchfork	1
#288	pixel hat	1
#162	pixel pants	1
#72	pixel shield	1
#211	pixel sword	1
#428	plain pizza	1
#465	plastic guitar	1
#529	plastic ingot	1
#214	plexiglass pants	1
#212	plexiglass pendant	1
#329	plexiglass pikestaff	1
#1281	plot hole	1
#269	pocket theremin	1
#449	pointed stick	1
#702	pointy mushroom	1
#359	polka-dot bow tie	1
#530	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	1
#2127	polyalloy shield	1
#180	poodle skirt	1
#1184	pool cue	1
#319	popsicle stick	1
#1613	pork elf goodies sack	1
#2213	porquoise	1
#186	porquoise eyebrow ring	1
#294	porquoise necklace	1
#251	porquoise ring	1
#243	possessed tomato	1
#143	potato pistol	1
#1168	potato sprout	1
#118	potent potion of potency	1
#235	potion of potency	1
#389	potion of temporary gr8ness	1
#74	poutine pole	1
#851	powdered candy sushi set	1
#491	powdered organs	1
#987	pr0n legs	1
#243	pr0n m4nic0tti	1
#145	pr0n stir-fry	1
#263	pregnant mushroom	1
#623	pretty bouquet	1
#40	pretty pink bow	1
#438	prismatic wad	1
#1166	probability potion	1
#1188	procrastination potion	1
#76	projectile icemaker	1
#47	propeller beanie	1
#730	prosthetic forehead	1
#337	prussian cathouse	1
#66	pulled porquoise earring	1
#106	pulled porquoise pendant	1
#92	pulled porquoise ring	1
#1101	pumpkinhead mask	1
#778	purple clay bead	1
#485	pygmy blowgun	1
#377	pygmy nose-bone	1
#443	pygmy pygment	1
#278	pygmy spear	1
#846	quantum taco	1
#614	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	1
#64	radioactive chew toy	1
#96	rainbow crossbow	1
#271	raisin	1
#555	ram horns	1
#557	ram stick	1
#123	ram-battering staff	1
#304	raspberry	1
#100	raspberry beret	1
#822	rat appendix	1
#148	rat appendix stir-fry	1
#36	rat tooth polish	1
#127	ratarang	1
#508	ratgut	1
#327	ratini	1
#86	ratskin belt	1
#75	rattail whip	1
#488	rave whistle	1
#1505	ravioli hat	1
#962	razor-sharp can lid	1
#1730	really dense meat stack	1
#188	really really sticky spider web	1
#136	really sticky spider web	1
#1022	red class ring	1
#796	red pixel	1
#662	red pixel potion	1
#577	reinforced beaded headband	1
#73	reinforced furry underpants	1
#772	reodorant	1
#72	repeating crossbow	1
#406	rhesus monkey	1
#309	rhinestone cowboy shirt	1
#1299	rib of the Bonerdagon	1
#610	rice bowl	1
#855	ridiculous sandwich	1
#65	ridiculous sunglasses	1
#1122	ridiculously huge sword	1
#665	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	1
#108	right parenthesis	1
#1130	ring of aggravate monster	1
#352	ring of cold resistance	1
#376	ring of conflict	1
#1135	ring of half-assed regeneration	1
#414	ring of increase damage	1
#1965	robotronic egg	1
#823	rocky raccoon	1
#2677	rogue swarmer	1
#2273	roll of toilet paper	1
#17	roller skate decoy	1
#638	round purple sunglasses	1
#854	royal jelly	1
#211	royal jelly taco	1
#3636	rubber WWBD? bracelet	1
#3660	rubber WWJD? bracelet	1
#3658	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	1
#3649	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	1
#558	rubber axe	1
#1004	ruby W	1
#535	rum barrel charrrm	1
#1022	rusty chain necklace	1
#39	rusty diving helmet	1
#849	rusty grave robbing shovel	1
#212	rusty hedge trimmers	1
#143	rusty metal key	1
#884	sabre teeth	1
#461	sabre-toothed lime cub	1
#683	safarrri hat	1
#745	sake bomb	1
#190	salamander slurry	1
#623	salty slug	1
#36	samurai turtle helmet	1
#2414	sandwich of the gods	1
#1707	saucepan	1
#115	sausage wonton	1
#576	savoy truffle	1
#2589	sawblade fragment	1
#1034	sawblade shield	1
#681	scented massage oil	1
#441	scorpion whip	1
#160	scrap of shadow	1
#421	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	1
#446	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	1
#404	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	1
#397	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	1
#558	scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil	1
#1295	scroll of drastic healing	1
#1479	scroll of pasta summoning	1
#1113	scrumptious reagent	1
#116	sea salt scrubs	1
#156	seal lube	1
#477	seal-blubber candle	1
#234	seal-brain elixir	1
#1670	seal-clubbing club	1
#1056	seal-skull helmet	1
#65	sealhide belt	1
#76	sealhide buckler	1
#63	sealhide cloak	1
#68	sealhide gloves	1
#74	sealhide hood	1
#63	sealhide leggings	1
#68	sealhide moccasins	1
#301	sealhide seal doll	1
#196	sealhide snare	1
#86	sealhide whip	1
#68	sebaceous shield	1
#387	secret blend of herbs and spices	1
#104	sequined fez	1
#412	serum of sarcasm	1
#180	sewer turtle	1
#351	sewer wad	1
#122	shark jumper	1
#53	shark tooth necklace	1
#478	shimmering tendrils	1
#772	shingle	1
#410	shiny hood ornament	1
#2957	shiny ring	1
#361	shiny stones	1
#168	shirt kit	1
#412	shock collar	1
#758	shredded hellseal hide	1
#309	shrinking powder	1
#89	shuddersword	1
#113	silver cheese-slicer	1
#101	silver paté knife	1
#136	silver salt-shaker	1
#891	silver shrimp fork	1
#722	silver tongue charrrm	1
#411	six tiny wedges of goat cheese	1
#49	six-armed sweater	1
#100	six-rainbow shield	1
#534	sk8board	1
#1413	skeleton bone	1
#942	skeleton key	1
#201	skeletortoise	1
#788	skewer	1
#509	skewer-mounted razor blade	1
#183	skirt / kilt kit	1
#546	slap and tickle	1
#338	sleaze nuggets	1
#320	sleaze powder	1
#356	sleaze wad	1
#146	sleazy fairy gravy	1
#107	sleep mask	1
#589	small box	1
#548	small leather glove	1
#1014	smart skull	1
#41	smiley-face sticker	1
#941	smoky potion	1
#235	smut orc keepsake box	1
#31	snailmail breeches	1
#34	snailmail coif	1
#42	snailmail hauberk	1
#349	snake shield	1
#397	snarling wolf shield	1
#971	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	1
#475	snorkel	1
#802	snowboarder pants	1
#94	sock garters	1
#522	soda water	1
#1335	soft green echo eyedrop antidote	1
#83	solid baconstone earring	1
#101	solid baconstone ring	1
#747	solid gold pegleg	1
#34	solid state loom	1
#797	sonar-in-a-biscuit	1
#36	soup-chucks	1
#478	souvenir ski t-shirt	1
#72	soylent staff	1
#3319	spade necklace	1
#337	spaghetti cult mask	1
#328	spaghetti cult rosary	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#252	spangly mariachi pants	1
#214	spangly mariachi vest	1
#258	spangly sombrero	1
#3789	spectre scepter	1
#1063	spices	1
#1160	spider web	1
#822	spiked femur	1
#60	spiky turtle helmet	1
#63	spiky turtle shield	1
#59	spiky turtle shoulderpads	1
#53	spongy shield	1
#1069	spooky bark	1
#1398	spooky bicycle chain	1
#1368	spooky cosmetics bag	1
#1063	spooky eyeliner	1
#1479	spooky hockey mask	1
#1086	spooky lipstick	1
#1573	spooky mushroom	1
#392	spooky nuggets	1
#365	spooky powder	1
#937	spooky sap	1
#207	spooky scarecrow	1
#1154	spooky shrunken head	1
#278	spooky staff	1
#1219	spooky stick	1
#399	spooky wad	1
#1064	spring	1
#1057	sprocket	1
#103	sprocket assembly	1
#1729	square CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#57	square sponge pants	1
#1131	squashed frog	1
#69	squeaky staff	1
#988	squirming egg sac	1
#1799	stainless steel scarf	1
#2245	stainless steel shillelagh	1
#2247	stainless steel slacks	1
#1861	stainless steel solitaire	1
#1709	stainless steel suspenders	1
#544	stale baguette	1
#853	stalk of asparagus	1
#44	staph of homophones	1
#105	stapler bear	1
#1001	star	1
#310	star buckler	1
#919	star chart	1
#460	star crossbow	1
#606	star hat	1
#338	star key lime pie	1
#330	star pants	1
#288	star shirt	1
#309	star staff	1
#145	star stiletto	1
#420	star sword	1
#482	steamy ruby	1
#374	stench nuggets	1
#328	stench powder	1
#446	stench wad	1
#943	stick of "gum"	1
#577	stick of dynamite	1
#801	stick-on eyebrow piercing	1
#87	sticky meat kilt	1
#111	sticky meat pants	1
#62	sticky meat skirt	1
#821	stinky mushroom	1
#1824	stolen accordion	1
#145	stolen necklace	1
#425	stolen office supplies	1
#323	stone baseball cap	1
#387	stone frisbee	1
#1394	stone of eXtreme power	1
#194	stone wool	1
#939	strange shiny disc	1
#152	straw hat	1
#888	strawberry	1
#1332	stray chihuahua	1
#185	studded leather boxer shorts	1
#7820	stuffed Cheshire bitten	2
#7826	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	2
#6982	stuffed angry cow	3
#7832	stuffed astral badger	2
#6373	stuffed baby gravy fairy	4
#162	stuffed caterpillar	1
#7694	stuffed cocoabo	2
#3202	stuffed doppelshifter	1
#6373	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	4
#8973	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	1
#2981	stuffed gray blob	1
#8979	stuffed hand turkey	1
#5757	stuffed mind flayer	5
#7885	stuffed scary death orb	2
#4800	stuffed shoulder parrot	1
#8963	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	1
#7678	stuffed snowy owl	2
#7798	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	2
#3043	stuffed spooky mushroom	1
#6286	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	4
#7017	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	3
#530	stunt nuts	1
#121	sturdy sword hilt	1
#766	sucky decal	1
#121	sugar chapeau	1
#100	sugar shank	1
#282	sugar shard	1
#339	sugar sheet	1
#183	sugar shield	1
#79	sugar shillelagh	1
#118	sugar shirt	1
#146	sugar shorts	1
#104	sugar shotgun	1
#1224	sunken chest	1
#719	suntan lotion of moxiousness	1
#129	super ka-bob	1
#198	super salad	1
#1296	super-spiky hair gel	1
#787	superheated fudge	1
#963	swashbuckling pants	1
#899	sweet mochi ball	1
#684	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#927	swirly potion	1
#285	sword behind inappropriate prepositions	1
#172	sword of static	1
#809	t8r tots	1
#831	taco shell	1
#98	tail o' nine cats	1
#1210	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	1
#351	tambourine	1
#728	tambourine bells	1
#225	tangarita	1
#307	tangerine	1
#505	tap shoes	1
#384	targeting chip	1
#603	tarrrnish charrrm	1
#724	tasty tart	1
#774	tattered scrap of paper	1
#269	teddy bear sewing kit	1
#1963	teddy borg	1
#74	teddy borg sewing kit	1
#535	teeny-tiny magic scroll	1
#500	teeny-tiny ninja stars	1
#29	teflon shield	1
#46	teflon spatula	1
#38	teflon swim fins	1
#603	tenderizing hammer	1
#260	teqiwila slammer	1
#341	terrible poem	1
#282	that gum you like	1
#450	thermos full of Knob coffee	1
#1620	thin black candle	1
#142	tighty whiteys	1
#325	tiny Mountie hat	1
#411	tiny balloon knife	1
#185	tiny fly glasses	1
#1700	tiny house	1
#382	tiny knife and fork	1
#463	tiny maracas	1
#625	tiny ninja sword	1
#3987	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#3930	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#2093	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	2
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#3935	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#3176	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#3993	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	4
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#2056	tiny plastic Felonia	2
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#2734	tiny plastic G Imp	2
#3953	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#2786	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	2
#3908	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#2826	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	2
#3074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#3958	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#2783	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	2
#3910	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#1732	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	4
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#3859	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#3871	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#3904	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#3925	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#1763	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	4
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#4541	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#4020	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#6120	tiny plastic angry goat	2
#3939	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#2160	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	3
#3978	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#6168	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	2
#3938	tiny plastic barrrnacle	4
#2788	tiny plastic beanbat	2
#4477	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#3950	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	4
#2794	tiny plastic blooper	2
#3953	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#2146	tiny plastic briefcase bat	3
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#2856	tiny plastic cocoabo	6
#4886	tiny plastic coffee pixie	3
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#1502	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	3
#3911	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3935	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#4495	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#3875	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#2760	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	2
#3909	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#2797	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	2
#2815	tiny plastic fruit golem	2
#3988	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	4
#8184	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#3959	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	4
#2803	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	2
#2788	tiny plastic goth giant	2
#3945	tiny plastic grue	4
#2793	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	2
#4598	tiny plastic hermit	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#3972	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	4
#4796	tiny plastic killer bee	3
#3891	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#3333	tiny plastic leprechaun	5
#6184	tiny plastic levitating potato	2
#2170	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	3
#8109	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#3995	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#2600	tiny plastic pastamancer	2
#8100	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#2642	tiny plastic sauceror	2
#2175	tiny plastic scary clown	3
#2612	tiny plastic seal clubber	2
#3849	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#2817	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	2
#3837	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#4010	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	4
#3936	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#2515	tiny plastic stab bat	7
#6167	tiny plastic star starfish	2
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#2764	tiny plastic taco cat	2
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#2767	tiny plastic topiary golem	2
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#1770	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	4
#3873	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#2699	tiny plastic whitesnake	2
#3847	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#1124	tiny shaker of salt	1
#27	tiny sombrero	1
#488	tip jar	1
#1052	titanium assault umbrella	1
#545	tofu casserole	1
#106	tofu stir-fry	1
#135	tofu wonton	1
#1136	tomato	1
#441	tomato juice of powerful power	1
#319	tomb ratchet	1
#239	tonic water	1
#749	torn hellseal sinew	1
#37	torquoise ring	1
#33	tortoboggan shield	1
#909	tourmalime	1
#1841	towel	1
#2400	toy crazy train	1
#1591	toy hoverpad	1
#2475	toy ray gun	1
#2262	toy space helmet	1
#3145	tree-eating kite	1
#1782	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#134	troll britches	1
#617	tropical orchid	1
#124	tropical swill	1
#53	trousers of the white knight	1
#93	troutpiece	1
#497	true grit	1
#442	tube sock	1
#158	tuning fork	1
#1790	turtle totem	1
#49	turtle wax greaves	1
#57	turtle wax helmet	1
#87	turtle wax shield	1
#46	turtlemail breeches	2
#46	turtlemail coif	2
#112	turtlemail hauberk	1
#183	tuxedo shirt	1
#539	twinkly nuggets	1
#516	twinkly powder	1
#1078	twinkly wad	1
#82	twitching trigger finger	1
#119	two-handed depthsword	1
#277	ultimate ultimate frisbee	1
#678	uncooked chorizo	1
#417	unearthly onyx	1
#693	unidentified jerky	1
#110	union scalemail pants	1
#2813	unstable laser battery	1
#328	unstable quark	1
#1355	untamable turtle	1
#1543	unusual disco ball	1
#134	unwound clockwork grapefruit	1
#2411	valuable trinket	1
#667	vampire collar	1
#47	vampire pearl earring	1
#44	vampire pearl necklace	1
#45	vampire pearl ring	1
#36	velcro boots	1
#53	velcro broadsword	1
#35	velcro paddle ball	1
#28	velcro shield	1
#1821	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	1
#176	vial of The Glistening	1
#321	vial of patchouli oil	1
#2588	vibrating cyborg knife	1
#1042	viking helmet	1
#647	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	1
#27	vinyl boots	1
#51	vinyl shield	1
#2756	vitachoconutriment capsule	1
#639	vodka and cranberry	1
#258	vodka stratocaster	1
#895	vorpal blade	1
#1098	wad of dough	1
#695	wad of tofu	1
#687	walrus-tusk earring	1
#586	wang	1
#510	war tongs	1
#631	warm mushroom	1
#940	water pipe bomb	1
#261	whalebone corset	1
#791	white Canadian	1
#871	white chocolate and tomato pizza	1
#740	white chocolate chip cookies	1
#957	white chocolate chips	1
#1032	white class ring	1
#602	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
#1026	white pixel	1
#416	white rice	1
#809	white satin pants	1
#581	white satin shield	1
#1058	white snake skin	1
#122	white snakeskin duster	1
#853	white sword	1
#88	white whip	1
#118	wholeberd	1
#512	wicker shield	1
#88	wiffle-flail	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#814	windchimes	1
#415	wine spritzer	1
#440	wine-soaked bone chips	1
#615	witch hat	1
#566	witty rapier	1
#1245	wolf mask	1
#1027	wolfman mask	1
#428	wonderwall shield	1
#102	wooden salad bowl	1
#811	wooden stakes	1
#595	wool hat	1
#280	world's smallest violin	1
#553	worn tophat	1
#895	worthless gewgaw	1
#1041	worthless knick-knack	1
#784	worthless trinket	1
#699	woven baling wire bracelets	1
#589	wreath of laurels	1
#1158	wrench bracelet	1
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#1046	wussiness potion	1
#176	yak anorak	1
#80	yak toupee	1
#118	yak whip	1
#109	yakskin buckler	1
#80	yakskin kilt	1
#106	yakskin pants	1
#63	yakskin skirt	1
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#336	yellow brick road	1
#1378	yellow candy heart	1
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#1736	yeti fur	1
#606	yohohoyo	1

Wow, that's 2,303 items total!

what items are this player missing?