Museum :: LuckyPuck

LuckyPuck

Rank	Item	Quantity
#95	"DRINK ME" potion	496
#21	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	39
#179	1-ball	41
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#39	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	460
#241	2-ball	24
#78	25-meat staff	2
#215	3-ball	30
#26	30669 scroll	340
#33	33398 scroll	1,019
#64	334 scroll	105
#99	37x37x37 puzzle cube	37
#247	4-ball	23
#20	4-dimensional guitar	236
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#306	5-ball	16
#298	6-ball	17
#63	668 scroll	28
#21	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	251
#206	7-ball	33
#50	7-inch discus	1
#66	9-ball	18
#166	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	6
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#248	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#131	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	2
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#88	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	2
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#226	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#146	A. W. O. L. commendation	46
#303	ASCII shirt	6
#86	Abyssal ember	1
#272	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#228	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#222	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#229	Alice's Army Coward	1
#154	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#15	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	5
#23	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	2
#19	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	2
#21	Alice's Army Foil Coward	2
#11	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#34	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	2
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	3
#60	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Guard	1
#42	Alice's Army Halberder	44
#210	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#225	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#223	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#260	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#253	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#256	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#257	Alice's Army Page	1
#265	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#171	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#249	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#254	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#254	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#286	Amulet of Yendor	81
#1323	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#377	Angelhair Culottes	3
#66	Angry Farmer candy	3,170
#295	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#787	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#55	Arrrmetia trading card	3
#214	Atomic Pop	1
#40	Aura Libre	3
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#23	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	24
#22	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	27
#197	BGE merchandise order form	22
#13	BGE pocket calendar	27
#26	BGE shotglass	133
#24	BGE temporary tattoo	24
#22	BGE tiny plastic toy	26
#236	BRAINS shorts	4
#43	BRICKO brick	15,496
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#328	BRICKO eye brick	14
#19	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#70	BRICKO hat	1
#49	BRICKO oyster	1
#39	BRICKO python	1
#33	BRICKO reactor	24
#62	BRICKO sword	1
#62	BRICKO turtle	1
#206	BURT	143
#76	Bag o' Tricks	1
#376	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	3
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#848	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	14
#1257	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#433	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	4
#615	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#26	Bash-Ōs cereal	64
#162	Battlie Light Saver	2
#17	Ben-Gal™ Balm	4,057
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#368	Better Than Cuddling Cake	5
#388	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	3
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#527	Bit O' Ectoplasm	3
#108	BitterSweetTarts	18
#6	BittyCar HotCar	4
#10	BittyCar MeatCar	2
#9	BittyCar SoulCar	2
#112	Black Body™ spray	4
#40	Black No. 2	499
#79	Blackfly Chardonnay	126
#232	Blatantly Canadian	12
#909	Bling of the New Wave	1
#14	Blizzards I Have Died In	19
#37	Blood 'n' Plenty	16
#83	Blood Light	43
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#384	Bone's Farm "wine"	4
#1369	Bonerdagon necklace	5
#184	Boozehounds Anonymous token	4
#20	Boris's Helm	1
#171	Boris's key lime	2
#424	Boris's key lime pie	1
#222	Boris's ring	8
#900	Boss Bat bling	3
#66	Bowl of Scorpions	10
#193	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	54
#190	Bulky Buddy Box	14
#53	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	10
#121	C.H.U.M. chum	14
#110	C.H.U.M. knife	8
#364	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	3
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#481	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#509	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#257	CRIMBCO mug	55
#321	CRIMBCO scrip	1,000
#232	CRIMBCO wine	33
#260	CRIMBCOLOAF	9
#151	CSA all-purpose soap	2
#164	CSA bravery badge	2
#164	CSA cheerfulness ration	10
#147	CSA discount card	12
#288	CSA fire-starting kit	27
#128	CSA obedience grenade	20
#166	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	10
#46	Camp Scout backpack	1
#111	Camp Scout pup tent	40
#35	Can-Can skirt	2
#82	Candicaine	1
#45	Cement Mixer	2
#80	Cerebral Culottes	2
🥇	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
#53	Cherry Cloaca Cola	81
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#30	Chester's moustache	3
#82	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#23	Chester's sunglasses	2
🥈	ChibiBuddy™ (on)	1
#24	Children's Meal of the Damned	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#144	Chorale of Companionship	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#6	Cinco Mayo Lager	49
#477	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#95	Claybender glasses	5
#583	Cloaca-Cola	50
#195	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	13
#338	Cloaca-Cola helmet	7
#67	Cloaca-Cola shield	36
#611	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#77	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	18
#18	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	12
#1365	Codpiece of the Goblin King	4
#17	Coily™	5
#968	Colander of Em-er'il	3
#53	Cold Hots candy	1,046
#70	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	12
#250	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	4
#18	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	168
#45	Cookbook of the Damned	10
#1369	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#1851	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#271	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	21
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#302	Crimbo candied pecan	43
#455	Crimbo fudge	24
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#39	Crimbo paste	7
#343	Crimbo peppermint bark	35
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2022	Crimboween memo	2
#764	Crimbuck	1,079
#51	Crown of Thrones	1
#239	Crown of the Goblin King	92
#287	DNOTC Box	1
#94	Daffy Taffy	452
#205	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	3
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#1538	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#40	Diet Cloaca Cola	90
#2662	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#180	Disco Banjo	3
#135	Divine	7
#29	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	290
#51	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	362
#145	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	4
#26	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	103
#51	Dogsgotnonoz pills	9
#179	Dolphin King's crown	24
#42	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	626
#161	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	22
#72	Dramatic™ range	24
#156	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	33
#115	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	1
#98	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	1
#608	Drowsy Sword	29
#28	Drunkula's silky pants	1
#57	Dump Truck	2
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#212	Dyspepsi grenade	65
#370	Dyspepsi-Cola	182
#136	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	16
#142	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	15
#150	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	13
#333	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	2
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#86	Eau de Guaneau	7
#328	Ecto-Cooler	3
#10	El Vibrato energy spear	2
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#59	El Vibrato power sphere	29
#159	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#103	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	7
#57	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	6
#67	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	5
#153	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	4
#950	Elder Turtle Shell	3
#51	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	1
#94	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	40
#190	Elfin shortbread	5
#85	Ellsbury's journal	1
#44	Ellsbury's skull	2
#233	Elmley shades	4
#169	Elvish delight	1
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#87	Ent cider	178
#104	Everlasting Deckswabber	6
#958	FDKOL commendation	2
#4	FDKOL fire hose	3
#21	FDKOL hotcakes	470
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#62	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	4
#42	Fauna Libre	2
#113	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	129
#42	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	42
#170	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#63	Flaming Caipiranha	1
#33	Flaming Mohobo	8
#70	Flaming Sazerorc	1
#113	Flaskfull of Hollow	3
#194	Frat Army FGF	24
#130	Freddy Kruegerand	52
#18	Frogade	117
#30	Frosty's carrot	3
#431	Frosty's frosty mug	3
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#57	Frosty's nailbat	2
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#30	Frosty's snowball sack	2
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#178	GOTO	1
#90	Gaia beads	58
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#14	Game Grid ticket	3,887
#105	Game Grid token	61
#12	Game Grid valued membership card	1
#31	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	403
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#39	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	10
#26	Genalen™ Bottle	290
#153	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	7
#34	Gin Mint	10
#1027	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#185	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#50	Gnollish casserole dish	22
#29	Gnollish flyswatter	197
#14	Gnollish pie server	267
#30	Gnollish plunger	159
#24	Gnollish slotted spoon	101
#45	Gnollish toolbox	160
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#15	Go-Wassail	1,370
#677	Goodfella contract	13
#101	Grateful Undead T-shirt	6
#22	Great Wolf's right paw	1
#76	Green Giant	1
#44	Grimacite Bock	1
#338	Gummi-DNA	1
#619	Gummi-Gnauga	2
#74	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	66
#79	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	71
#13	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	297
#1143	Heimandatz's heart	1
#154	Hell broth	1
#146	Hell ramen	41
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#153	Hippy Army MPE	63
#39	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	2
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#32	Hodgman's blanket	32
#42	Hodgman's bow tie	2
#10	Hodgman's cane	3
#26	Hodgman's garbage sticker	2
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#8	Hodgman's imaginary hamster	1
#21	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	3
#8	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	5
#15	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	4
#28	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	3
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#65	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#50	Hodgman's porkpie hat	2
#13	Hodgman's varcolac paw	3
#7	Hodgman's whackin' stick	2
#102	Hollandaise helmet	121
#18	Humpty Dumplings	3
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#56	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#49	Iiti Kitty phone charm	160
#157	Imp Ale	1,524
#64	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	15
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#425	Instant Karma	14
#119	Interview With You (a Vampire)	1
#1114	Iron Beta of Industry	3
#37	Jack-in-the-box	85
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#98	Jarlsberg's earring	12
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#34	Jawmaster 2000™	1
#1283	Jocko Homo's head	1
#311	Jolly Roger charrrm	11
#50	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	59
#830	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	3
#39	Junior Adventurer's kit	1
#6	Junior Adventurer's merit badge	1
#19	Junk-Bond	11
#28	Kentucky-fried meat staff	2
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#120	Kissin' Cousins	6
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#81	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	2
#199	Knob Goblin Mutagen	1
#26	Knob Goblin Uberpants	26
#36	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	39
#47	Knob Goblin elite helm	126
#43	Knob Goblin elite pants	146
#46	Knob Goblin elite polearm	134
#271	Knob Goblin elite shirt	29
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#60	Knob Goblin firecracker	526
#26	Knob Goblin harem pants	302
#35	Knob Goblin harem veil	180
#164	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#156	Knob Goblin love potion	103
#462	Knob Goblin lunchbox	2
#56	Knob Goblin melon baller	89
#23	Knob Goblin pants	777
#74	Knob Goblin perfume	54
#87	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	27
#38	Knob Goblin scimitar	431
#168	Knob Goblin seltzer	131
#85	Knob Goblin spatula	419
#83	Knob Goblin steroids	221
#55	Knob Goblin superseltzer	204
#35	Knob Goblin tongs	743
#83	Knob Goblin visor	161
#93	Knob jelly donut	3
#9	Knob lo mein	175
#353	Knob mushroom	17
#30	Knob nuts	55
#376	Knob sausage	9
#264	Knoll mushroom	45
#30	Knoll shroomkabob	77
#472	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#520	Let Me Be!	3
#31	Li'l Businessman Kit	13
#24	Lobos Mints	47
#9	Lobster qua Grill	65
#109	Lockenstock™ sandals	50
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#881	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	30
#45	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	519
#390	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	105
#335	Lucky Surprise Egg	13
#59	M-242	257
#55	MSG	30
#93	Mad Train wine	1,268
#183	Mae West	5
#263	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#56	Manetwich	17
#32	Mark II Steam-Hat	3
#154	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	2
#208	Maxing, Relaxing	5
#45	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	100
#219	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	16
#264	Meat detector	2
#52	Meat maid	5
#456	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	8
#80	Meleegra™ pills	141
#172	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#184	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#88	Mer-kin sneakmask	2
#107	Mer-kin takebag	4
#65	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	33
#413	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	9
#69	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1,751
#877	Microplushie: Bropane	2
#890	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	1
#985	Microplushie: Gothochondria	1
#916	Microplushie: Hippylase	2
#876	Microplushie: Otakulone	3
#836	Microplushie: Raverdrine	2
#774	Microplushie: Sororitrate	4
#199	Milk Studs	19
#185	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	2
#56	Miniborg hiveminder	7
#36	Mint Yulep	6
#391	Misty Cape	1
#395	Misty Cloak	1
#382	Misty Robe	1
#1632	Mob Penguin cellular phone	4
#97	Mohawk wig	139
#23	Mon Tiki	115
#206	Monstar energy beverage	40
#66	Moonshine Mohobo	1
#231	Morbidda trading card	1
#90	Mortimer's nostrum	2
#81	Morto Moreto	2
#111	Mountain Stream soda	467
#21	Mr. Balloon	6
#205	Mr. Haggis	3
#73	Mr. Joe's bangles	16
#288	Mr. Mediocrebar	195
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#158	ND	1
#374	NG	1
#10	NPZR chemistry set	756
#169	Nardz energy beverage	4
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#44	Necbro wafers	39
#109	Necrotelicomnicon	7
🥉	Newbiesport™ backpack	1
#137	Newbiesport™ tent	44
#368	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	18
#40	Nightstalker perfume	57
#86	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#141	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	10
#143	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	11
#183	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	7
#105	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	9
#69	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	14
#62	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	16
#96	Now and Earlier	69
#51	Nuclear Blastball	87
#178	O'RLY manual	3
#187	Oil of Parrrlay	14
#54	Ol' Scratch's ash can	2
#40	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	2
#32	Ol' Scratch's manacles	2
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#303	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	4
#93	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#45	Orcish baseball cap	150
#25	Orcish cargo shorts	217
#104	Orcish frat-paddle	50
#95	Orcish meat locker	6
#49	Oscus's dumpster waders	2
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#236	PADL Phone	38
#218	PEEZ dispenser	25
#127	Pain Dip	2
#1001	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	6
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#299	Penultimate Fantasy chest	74
🥈	Peppermint Pip Packet	1
#262	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	5
#136	Piddles	9
#42	Pine-Fresh air freshener	93
#66	Plague of Locusts	1
#135	PlexiPips	1
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#64	Pokëmann band-aid	33
#70	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	20
#76	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	14
#58	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	9
#87	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	12
#39	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	20
#62	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	16
#87	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	17
#74	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	8
#26	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	26
#70	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	20
#114	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	6
#111	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	15
#236	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	9
#84	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	17
#114	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	14
#142	Polysniff Perfume	2
#67	Prelude of Precision	2
#122	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	4
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#59	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	22
#47	Rad Lib	49
#282	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#169	Rainbow's Gravity	1
#125	Ram's Face Lager	486
#69	Rattlin' Chains	8
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#14	Red Pill	31
#185	Red Rover BB gun	21
#37	Regular Cloaca Cola	78
#19	Ring of the Sewer Snake	4
#253	Rock Pops	196
#450	Rock and Roll Legend	2
#204	Roo trading card	1
#114	Russian Ice	1
#102	S.A.V.E. flyer	3
#194	SPF 451 lip balm	12
#6	STYX deodorant body spray	1
#47	Saccharine Maple pendant	2
#714	Safari Jack's moustache	2
#62	Salsa de las Epocas	1
#23	Sangria de Menthe	10
#30	Sazerorc	3
#1610	Scalp of Gorgolok	2
#117	Schrödinger's thermos	289
#270	Senior Mints	25
#357	Sensual Massage for Creeps	4
#210	Serenity trading card	1
#486	Silver Bullet beer	2
#102	Sinful Desires	7
#21	Sizzling Sinner	10
#22	Skullhead's Screw	102
#62	Sloe Comfortable Zoo	1
#63	Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	3
#189	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	4
#196	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	7
#122	Sneaky Pete's key lime	3
#222	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	4
#84	Snow Queen Crown	98
#20	Snow Suit	1
#184	Space Tourist Phaser	1
#169	Space Tours Tripple	4
#10	Space Trip safety headphones	1
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#29	tiny plastic four-shadowed mime	2
#827	tiny plastic fruit golem	9
#1529	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	12
#1829	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	10
#60	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	217
#903	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	8
#637	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	3
#1234	tiny plastic goth giant	6
#1658	tiny plastic grue	11
#581	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	12
#1833	tiny plastic hermit	3
#221	tiny plastic hobo elf	2
#1850	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	10
#32	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	90
#2201	tiny plastic killer bee	8
#1244	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	6
#1640	tiny plastic leprechaun	11
#26	tiny plastic levitating potato	744
#1758	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	4
#38	tiny plastic moneybee	73
#1213	tiny plastic mosquito	15
#26	tiny plastic mumblebee	98
#579	tiny plastic mutant elf	2
#699	tiny plastic ninja snowman	11
#1344	tiny plastic pastamancer	4
#25	tiny plastic peacannon	51
#67	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
#1501	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	12
#1021	tiny plastic sauceror	5
#952	tiny plastic scary clown	8
#1319	tiny plastic seal clubber	4
#923	tiny plastic senile lihc	8
#1558	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#1078	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	7
#23	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	61
#1214	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	6
#2033	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	9
#966	tiny plastic spooky vampire	8
#732	tiny plastic stab bat	24
#536	tiny plastic star starfish	30
#201	tiny plastic stocking mimic	3
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#423	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	22
#1451	tiny plastic taco cat	5
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#23	tiny plastic the Free Man	56
#1035	tiny plastic topiary golem	7
#115	tiny plastic trollipop	3
#1372	tiny plastic turtle tamer	4
#735	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	10
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#1447	tiny plastic warwelf	5
#1724	tiny plastic whitesnake	4
#67	tiny plastic zmobie	74
#48	tiny shaker of salt	30
#80	tiny slimy cyst	26
#12	tiny sombrero	5
#52	tiny top hat and cane	1
#61	tip jar	36
#184	tires	50
#265	tisket	1
#76	titanium assault umbrella	184
#314	toast	3,733
#73	toasted brie	1
#90	tobiko pocky	1
#80	tofu casserole	25
#93	tofu wonton	2
#466	tofurkey gravy	19
#71	tofurkey leg	90
#95	tomato	925
#27	tomato juice of powerful power	357
#36	tomb ratchet	62
#240	tonic water	1
#1404	tooth	1
#22	toothbrush	110
#1399	toothsome rock	5
#464	top	10
#375	torn hellseal sinew	10
#42	torquoise	4
#126	tortoboggan	1
#17	tourmalime	222
#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
#100	towel	87
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#1591	toy hoverpad	1
#2209	toy jet pack	1
#77	toy six-seater hovercraft	1
#2262	toy space helmet	1
#892	toy train	2
#39	transporter transponder	308
#193	tree skirt	2
#119	trilobite fossil	47
#102	troll britches	2
🥇	tropical Crimbo pressie	1
#24	tropical swill	14
#53	trousers of the white knight	1
#96	trout fang	2
#58	true grit	70
#8	trusty torch	1
#43	tube of dread wax	157
#102	tube of hair oil	5
#442	tube sock	1
#16	tulip	195
#105	tuning fork	2
#672	turtle pheromones	1
#253	turtle totem	222
#49	turtle wax greaves	1
#29	turtle wax helmet	2
#31	turtle wax shield	5
#163	turtlemail bits	14
#46	turtlemail breeches	2
#46	turtlemail coif	2
#60	turtlemail hauberk	2
#131	turtling rod	1
#183	tuxedo shirt	1
#24	twinkly nuggets	4,956
#78	twinkly powder	422
#31	twinkly wad	74,098
#119	two-handed depthsword	1
#27	ultimate ultimate frisbee	65
#63	ultrafondue	3
#39	unbearable light	14
#72	uncooked chorizo	104
#127	underwater slingshot	1
#29	undissolvable contact lenses	1
#5	unearthed potsherd	381
#4	unearthed volcanic meteoroid	1
#250	unearthly onyx	3
#5	unfortunate dumplings	162
#61	unidentified jerky	857
#110	union scalemail pants	1
#109	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	158
#60	unrolling pin	2
#29	unspeakable lozenges	1
#1354	untamable turtle	1
#20	unwound clockwork grapefruit	10
#456	upsy daisy	1
#9	urchin roe	6
#342	urinal cake	7
#329	useless powder	467
#1399	valuable trinket	23
#78	vampire collar	29
#1146	vampire duck-on-a-string	6
#114	vampire pearl	6
#105	vial of The Glistening	5
#1487	vibrating cyborg knife	5
#50	viking helmet	437
#5	villainous scythe	2
#426	vinegar	95
#167	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	137
#150	vinyl ore	1
#51	vinyl shield	1
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#78	vodka and cranberry	33
#51	vodka martini	133
#24	vodka stratocaster	100
#10	volcanic ash	903
#59	vorpal blade	213
#176	wad of cotton	17
#86	wad of dough	1,200
#91	wad of slimy rags	12
#617	wad of tofu	2
🥈	walkie-talkie	1
#10	walrus ice cream	63
#50	walrus-tusk earring	23
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#108	wang	53
#86	war tongs	49
#59	warbear LP-ROM burner	3
#30	warbear accoutrements chunk	170
#186	warbear auto-anvil	1
#106	warbear badge	1
#57	warbear battery	37
#82	warbear breakfast machine assembler	8
#15	warbear dress bracers	1
#16	warbear dress greaves	1
#13	warbear dress helmet	1
#73	warbear drone assembler	8
#29	warbear empathy chip	14
#188	warbear exo-arm	1
#165	warbear gyro	1
#166	warbear gyrocopter	6
#44	warbear helm fragment	112
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#25	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	42
#179	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
#199	warbear laser beacon	1
#33	warbear liquid overcoat	59
#150	warbear metalworking primer	8
#198	warbear oil pan	1
#422	warbear procedural hilarity drone	1
#321	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	3
#53	warbear soda machine assembler	10
#53	warbear trouser fragment	102
#8	warbear wardance potion	150
#12	warbear warscarf	1
#22	warbear whosit	8,305
#466	warm mushroom	2
🥈	washboard shield	1
#248	water pipe bomb	245
#128	water purification pills	36
#81	water wings	19
#119	watered-down Red Minotaur	12
#34	waterlogged crate	10
#24	wax lips	1
#16	weremoose spit	175
#69	wet stew	5
#158	wet venom duct	1
#39	whalebone corset	60
#99	whimpering willow bark	3
#244	whisker pencil	35
#26	whiskey and cola	138
#45	whiskey and soda	31
#50	whiskey sour	68
#406	white Canadian	6
#300	white balloon	17
#29	white belt	2
#579	white candy heart	21
#482	white chocolate and tomato pizza	4
#14	white chocolate chip brownies	34
#122	white chocolate chip cookies	48
#61	white chocolate chips	250
#589	white class ring	9
#40	white collar	75
#101	white hat hacker T-shirt	13
#96	white lightning	227
#353	white picket fence	10
#162	white pixel	313
#113	white rice	20
#53	white satin pants	106
#26	white satin shield	112
#280	white snake skin	42
#122	white snakeskin duster	1
#53	white sword	137
#5	white-label gin	3
#56	wholeberd	2
#1254	whoopie cushion	12
#48	wicker shield	146
#26	willowy bonnet	2
#53	willyweed	71
#598	wind-up chattering teeth	53
#13	wind-up meatcar	900
#246	windchimes	41
#46	wine spritzer	27
#266	wine-soaked bone chips	3
#46	wings of fire	2
#649	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	27
#615	witch hat	1
#112	witty rapier	66
#73	wok lobster	2
#72	wolf mask	813
#719	wolfman mask	7
#29	wonderwall shield	79
#261	wooden axe	2
#630	wooden block	4
#102	wooden salad bowl	1
#141	wooden stakes	23
#54	wool hat	62
#61	woolen cravat	1
#75	world's smallest violin	13
#28	worn tophat	243
#894	worthless gewgaw	1
#446	worthless knick-knack	11
#229	wreath of laurels	3
#465	wrench bracelet	6
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#201	wumpus hair	9
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#52	wussiness potion	535
#489	x-ray specs	41
#176	yak anorak	1
#280	yak skin	2
#51	yak toupee	2
#39	ye olde golde frontes	6
#277	yellow candy heart	165
#19	yellow gummi ingot	1,227
#39	yellow matter custard	4
#852	yellow paisley oyster egg	3
#554	yellow plastic oyster egg	11
#185	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	11
#1480	yellow snowcone	8
#204	yellow striped oyster egg	11
#1737	yeti fur	1
🥇	yield shield	1
#1656	yo-yo	5
#167	yohohoyo	19
#168	yummy death watch beetle	2
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#149	zmobie	1
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 623,549 items total!

what items are this player missing?