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aenimus

Rank	Item	Quantity
#96	Überraschthexengebräu	2
#54	"DRINK ME" potion	1,042
#26	"KICK ME" sign	116
#577	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	2
#107	1-ball	74
#309	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	27
#104	2-ball	76
#124	25-meat staff	1
#106	3-ball	80
#52	30669 scroll	197
#229	33398 scroll	98
#500	334 scroll	8
#28	37x37x37 puzzle cube	314
#114	4-ball	75
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#132	4-dimensional guitar	18
#93	4:20 bomb	1
#95	5-ball	83
#99	6-ball	78
#38	64067 scroll	21
#59	668 scroll	34
#137	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	29
#127	7-ball	69
#113	8-ball	381
#33	8-billed baseball cap	6
#55	8-bit banana	5
#20	A Guide to Safari	1
#8	A Light that Never Goes Out	70
#84	A muse-bouche	3
#107	ASCII fu manchu	1
#346	ASCII shirt	5
#52	Accordion of Jordion	3
🥉	Admiral's hat	1
#27	Afternoon Delight	26
#71	Aggressive Carrot	5
#31	Agitated Turkey	4
#115	Alewife™ Ale	16
#84	Alice's Army Alchemist	18
#87	Alice's Army Bowman	9
#144	Alice's Army Cleric	3
#91	Alice's Army Coward	7
#69	Alice's Army Dervish	4
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#93	Alice's Army Guard	12
#110	Alice's Army Halberder	10
#94	Alice's Army Hammerman	8
#126	Alice's Army Horseman	4
#95	Alice's Army Lanceman	7
#91	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	14
#61	Alice's Army Martyr	5
#103	Alice's Army Ninja	11
#99	Alice's Army Nurse	12
#95	Alice's Army Page	12
#97	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	12
#74	Alice's Army Sniper	4
#93	Alice's Army Spearsman	13
#85	Alice's Army Swordsman	16
#121	Alice's Army Wallman	9
#25	Amnesiac Ale	3
#103	Ancient Protector Soda	6
#398	Ancient Saucehelm	6
#377	Angelhair Culottes	3
#71	Angry Farmer candy	2,890
#177	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	7
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#55	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	2
#51	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	3
#31	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	9
#42	Artist's Spatula of Despair	4
#40	Artist's Whisk of Misery	4
#216	Atomic Pop	1
#26	Aura Libre	7
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#42	Aye Aye	2
#41	Aye Aye, Captain	2
#50	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	2
#43	BACON	7,948
#541	BGE merchandise order form	6
#98	BOOterfinger	2
#25	BRICKO bat	3
#342	BRICKO brick	58
#25	BRICKO bulwark	8
#6	BRICKO egg	3
#196	BRICKO eye brick	220
#35	BRICKO hat	2
#33	BRICKO octopus	1
#32	BRICKO ooze	4
#49	BRICKO oyster	1
#9	BRICKO pants	16
#23	BRICKO pearl	12
#39	BRICKO python	1
#37	BRICKO reactor	23
#70	BRICKO stud	7
#33	BRICKO sword	2
#27	BRICKO trunk	4
#30	BRICKO turtle	3
#36	BROS Energy Drink	29
#376	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	3
#55	Bangyomaman battle juice	12
#1171	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	10
#1257	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#590	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#24	Barulio's bottle	34
#120	Bash-Ōs cereal	6
#55	Battlie Light Saver	36
#31	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
#62	Beignet Milgranet	3
#209	Belt of Howling Anger	1
#69	Ben-Gal™ Balm	75
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#118	Big Punk	1
#470	Bit O' Ectoplasm	4
#51	Bit O' Quail Spleen	3
#38	BitterSweetTarts	233
#112	Black Body™ spray	4
#165	Black No. 2	66
#336	Blackfly Chardonnay	10
#217	Bling of the New Wave	6
#568	Blood Light	1
🥇	Bloodbath	1
#51	Bloody Nora	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#124	Bohemian rhapsody	4
#41	Boletus Broletus mushroom	1
#263	Bonerdagon necklace	41
#201	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
#74	Boozehounds Anonymous token	13
#45	Bordeaux Marteaux	5
#34	Boris's key lime	26
#133	Boris's key lime pie	10
#528	Boss Bat bling	6
#269	Boss Bat britches	49
#135	Boulevardier cocktail	1
#31	Bram's choker	7
#47	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	3
#55	Bright Water	2
#731	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	4
#72	Bruno's blessing of Mars	4
#54	Bugbearclaw Donut	3
#127	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
#44	Buttery Knob	2
#27	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	17
#246	C.H.U.M. chum	2
#249	C.H.U.M. knife	4
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#51	CSA bravery badge	255
#71	CSA cheerfulness ration	132
#224	CSA discount card	1
#52	CSA obedience grenade	353
#52	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	353
#31	Caipiranha	3
#45	Camp Scout pup tent	422
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#54	Candicaine	3
#34	Candy Alexander	4
#87	Carpathian longsword	8
#36	Cement Mixer	3
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#22	Chakra Libre	6
#73	Charity's choker	3
#71	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	1
#53	Choco-Mint patty	10
#55	Citrus Crush wine cooler	4
#54	Claybender glasses	13
#24	Cloaca Cola Polar	669
#1731	Cloaca grenade	1
#702	Cloaca-Cola	36
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#214	Cloak of Dire Shadows	1
#80	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	17
#282	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#93	Codpiece of the Goblin King	53
#78	Coily™	1
#968	Colander of Em-er'il	3
#124	Cold Hots candy	121
#26	Cold One	472
#45	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	20
#348	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	2
#30	Comet Pop	36
#26	Convincing People You Can See The Future	1
#21	Cool Brunch Pastaco	2
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#626	Corpse Island iced tea	8
#90	Cracklin' Oat Bran	4
#109	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	43
#675	Crimbo Credit	1
#119	Crimbo candied pecan	225
#206	Crimbo fudge	91
#210	Crimbo peppermint bark	76
#216	Crimbo pie	12
#326	Crimbo salad	4
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#360	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#206	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#473	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#1411	Crimbuck	245
#1962	Crown of the Goblin King	9
#38	Cursed Punch	6
#122	D roll	100
#1656	Daffy Taffy	5
#59	Daisy's unclean bloomers	3
#39	Dark & Starry	2
#13	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	118
#88	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	3
#21	Dinsey face paint	1
#520	Disco 'Fro Pick	6
#82	Disco Banjo	7
#143	Divine	6
#137	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	34
#100	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	161
#32	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	5
#16	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	987
#19	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	181
#45	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	2
#30	Dogsgotnonoz pills	13
🥈	Dolph Bossin's charity note	1
#279	Dolphin King's crown	16
#547	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	9
#428	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	8
#51	Drac & Tan	3
#58	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	6
#311	Drowsy Sword	62
#38	Drunken Neurologist	2
#21	Drunken Philosopher	5
#57	Dump Truck	2
#59	Duskwalker fangs	11
#50	Duskwalker syringe	27
#471	Dyspepsi-Cola	134
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#27	Earth and Firewater	3
#70	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#32	Eau de Guaneau	16
#135	Effermint™ tablets	21
#391	El Sombrero De Lopez	6
#28	El Vibrato drone	4
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#159	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#18	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	21
#16	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	25
#12	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	19
#9	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	18
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#129	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	2
#50	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	18
#26	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	25
#9	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	62
#72	El Vibrato restraints	3
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#1467	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#50	Elizabeth's paintbrush	3
#85	Ellsbury's journal	1
🥈	Ellsbury's journal (used)	2
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#77	Elvish delight	6
#122	Enchanted Flyswatter	1
#25	Energy Buzz Pastaco	1
#78	Ent cider	198
#30	Event Horizon	6
#57	Everlasting Deckswabber	14
#32	Every Day is Like This Sundae	3
#27	Extra-slimy Slimosa	3
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#307	FDKOL hotcakes	10
#35	Falcon™ Maltese Liquor	2
#62	Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	3
#226	Fantasma en la Máquina	2
#36	Fauna Libre	3
#520	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	10
#38	Fettris	1
#41	Firewater	2
#76	Fitspiration™ poster	22
#28	Five Second Energy™	3
#119	Flamin' Whatshisname	1
#36	Flaming Caipiranha	4
#44	Flaming Knob	3
#60	Flaming Mohobo	2
#43	Flaming Sazerorc	3
#23	Flaskfull of Hollow	2,088
#67	Fog Murderer	2
#62	Former Sheriff Dan's tin star	2
#46	Frankly Mr. Shank	1
#512	Frat Army FGF	1
#128	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	1
#18	French bronilla brogurt	5
#106	Friendliness Beverage	91
#50	Friendly Turkey	1
#67	Frigid Northern Beans	1
#46	Frogade	28
#52	Fromage Pinotage	3
#70	Fu Manchu Wax	5
#343	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	2
#42	Fun-Guy spore	10
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#63	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
#47	Gaia beads	118
#509	Galapagosian Cuisses	2
#285	Game Grid ticket	1
#30	Game Grid token	1,007
#24	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	534
#520	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	2
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#61	Gearhead Goo	13
#461	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#20	Gene Tonic: Constellation	7
#5	Gene Tonic: Construct	28
#18	Gene Tonic: Elemental	2
#18	Gene Tonic: Fish	6
#19	Gene Tonic: Hobo	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Horror	1
#17	Gene Tonic: Humanoid	2
#15	Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	1
#11	Gene Tonic: Penguin	65
#12	Gene Tonic: Pirate	9
#16	Gene Tonic: Weird	6
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#13	Ghost Dog Chow	354
#27	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	6
#1027	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#55	Glenn's golden dice	2
#62	Glo-Pop	2
#132	Gnollish Crossdress	1
#102	Gnollish autoplunger	2
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#297	Gnollish flyswatter	10
#147	Gnollish pie server	14
#157	Gnollish pie tin	33
#249	Gnollish plunger	11
#214	Gnollish slotted spoon	10
#98	Gnollish toolbox	73
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#817	Go-Wassail	9
#28	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	35
#31	Golden Mean	3
#137	Gordon Bennett	4
#42	Grasshopper	2
#136	Grateful Undead T-shirt	4
#52	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	3
#41	Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	3
#11	Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	1
#40	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	3
#204	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	5
#67	Great Older Fashioned	1
#17	Greek fire	28
#35	Green Burlap	3
#52	Green Giant	2
#12	Green Manalishi	1,250
#23	Green Muslin	4
#30	Green Velvet	3
#16	Grim Brothers' story book	1
#37	Groll doll	90
#525	Gummi-Gnauga	3
#36	Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	1
#10	Hairpiece On Fire	71
#12	Half a Purse	15
#5	Hand in Glove	18
#28	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	2
#131	Hatorade	1
#331	Heimandatz's heart	5
#77	Hell broth	5
#210	Hell ramen	21
#56	Hellfire Spicy Beans	2
#196	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
#34	Herring Wallbanger	2
#39	Herringtini	2
#39	Hersey™ SMOOCH	4
#19	Highest Bitter	3
#101	Hippy Army MPE	133
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#121	Holiday Fun!	1
#78	Hollandaise helmet	192
#59	Hot 'n' Scarys	2
#110	Hotwire™ brand candy rope	1
#10	How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	4
#24	How to Play Othello	31
#31	Hundred Headed IPA	10
#44	Ice Island Long Tea	4
#135	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	19
#249	Iiti Kitty phone charm	11
#113	Illuminati earpiece	1
#11	Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	3
#666	Imp Ale	162
#22	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#226	Inner Strength	2
#236	Inner Truth	2
#48	Inner Wisdom	5
#59	Irish Coffee, English Heart	1
#204	Iron Beta of Industry	49
#47	Jack-O-Lantern beer	11
#143	Jack-in-the-box	36
#32	Jackhammer	3
#66	Jacob's rung	3
#36	Jarlsberg's key lime	24
#72	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	18
#11	Jefferson wings	367
#27	Jerks' Health™ Magazine	6
#304	Jocko Homo's head	6
#12	Jokester makeup	39
#463	Jolly Roger charrrm	6
#53	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	57
#535	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	11
#37	Jungle Juice	2
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#71	Knob Goblin Mutagen	32
#76	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	13
#174	Knob Goblin elite helm	35
#141	Knob Goblin elite pants	44
#168	Knob Goblin elite polearm	34
#416	Knob Goblin elite shirt	13
#157	Knob Goblin firecracker	156
#94	Knob Goblin harem pants	73
#89	Knob Goblin harem veil	74
#72	Knob Goblin learning pill	11
#356	Knob Goblin love potion	33
#318	Knob Goblin lunchbox	4
#287	Knob Goblin melon baller	7
#122	Knob Goblin pants	130
#95	Knob Goblin perfume	42
#157	Knob Goblin scimitar	101
#452	Knob Goblin seltzer	17
#48	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	14
#444	Knob Goblin spatula	9
#321	Knob Goblin superseltzer	17
#135	Knob Goblin tongs	132
#237	Knob Goblin visor	28
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#60	Knob jelly donut	5
#67	Knob lo mein	8
#263	Knob mushroom	37
#112	Knob nuts	8
#99	Knob pasty	6
#443	Knob sausage	5
#75	Knob sausage stir-fry	3
#55	Knob shroomkabob	5
#108	Knob stir-fry	2
#101	Knob stroganoff	4
#254	Knob stuffed shells	3
#56	Knoll lo mein	6
#310	Knoll mushroom	34
#333	Knoll shroomkabob	3
#75	Knoll stir-fry	3
#17	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	159
#10	Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	5
#35	Kokomo Resort Chip	23
#15	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	23
#44	Kudzu slaw	13
#57	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	1,337
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#30	LCD game: Burger Belt	123
#30	LCD game: Food Eater	117
#31	LCD game: Garbage River	119
#209	LED block	7
#62	LOLmec statuette	1
#21	LOV Elixir #3	6
#23	LOV Elixir #6	3
#24	LOV Enamorang	20
#13	LOV Entrance Pass	3
#49	LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	2
#173	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	7
#216	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	6
#61	Lavalos's shell	1
#254	Lederhosen of the Night	5
#86	Leonard's glasses	3
#57	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	17
#78	Liam's mail	9
#141	Lobos Mints	1
#45	Lockenstock™ sandals	138
#35	Locust	2
#55	Lollipop Drop	1
#28	London frog	2
#422	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	63
#600	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	8
#83	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	672
#12	Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	3
#594	Lucky Surprise Egg	3
#29	Ludovico Pastaco	1
#56	Lumineux Limnio	3
#768	M-242	7
#148	Mad Train wine	749
#25	Mae West	105
#263	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#400	Manetwich	1
#45	Mansquito's blood	15
#128	Mariner's Friend cough drops	5
#50	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
#26	Mark II Steam-Hat	4
#43	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
#43	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
#97	Mark V Steam-Hat	2
#229	Marquis de Poivre soda	25
#26	Marvin's marvelous pill	11
#179	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	13
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
#37	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	184
#416	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	3
#24	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	4
#92	Meat maid	2
#26	Meat-inflating powder	25
#17	Medical Pastaco	2
#198	Meleegra™ pills	55
#69	Mer-kin begsign	1
#82	Mer-kin breastplate	2
#38	Mer-kin bunwig	3
#79	Mer-kin cancerstick	1
#26	Mer-kin cooljuice	23
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#50	Mer-kin fastjuice	17
#76	Mer-kin foodbucket	13
#66	Mer-kin hidepaint	7
#96	Mer-kin hookspear	6
#46	Mer-kin lipstick	10
#46	Mer-kin mouthsoap	2
#105	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
#111	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
#33	Mer-kin ragejuice	14
#56	Mer-kin roundshield	5
#54	Mer-kin sawdust	1
#24	Mer-kin smartjuice	24
#131	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#29	Mer-kin strongjuice	14
#89	Mer-kin takebag	6
#57	Mer-kin thingpouch	24
#67	Mer-kin weaksauce	3
#34	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	75
#86	Microplushie: Bropane	141
#94	Microplushie: Dorkonide	44
#93	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	62
#118	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	25
#87	Microplushie: Gothochondria	108
#104	Microplushie: Hippylase	144
#69	Microplushie: Hipsterine	18
#89	Microplushie: Hobomosome	78
#99	Microplushie: Otakulone	161
#97	Microplushie: Raverdrine	88
#115	Microplushie: Sororitrate	101
#16	MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	1
#16	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	1
#11	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	1
#32	Miserable Pie	2
#141	Missing Eye Simulation Device	1
#52	Misty Cape	43
#164	Misty Cloak	10
#236	Misty Robe	6
#43	Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	1
#195	Mohawk wig	67
#26	Mohobo	5
#77	Mon Tiki	30
#525	Monstar energy beverage	2
#54	Moonds	5
#49	Moonshine Mohobo	2
#48	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	3
#67	Mornington crescent roll	20
#29	Mortimer's nostrum	26
#48	Morto Moreto	5
#227	Mountain Stream soda	139
#54	Mr. Haggis	91
#323	Mr. Joe's bangles	4
#1066	Mr. Mediocrebar	41
#77	Murderer's Punch	1
#30	Muschat	10
#50	Mysterious Island iced tea	1
#219	NG	5
#566	NPZR chemistry set	2
#88	Nardz energy beverage	12
#179	Neuromancer	4
#122	New Zealand iced tea	109
#113	Newbiesport™ tent	69
#477	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	12
#97	Northern pemmican	1
#44	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	67
#39	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	98
#38	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	76
#72	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	14
#47	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	25
#59	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	18
#42	Nuclear Blastball	104
#50	O'RLY manual	56
#89	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	2
#78	Oh, the Humanitini	1
#110	Oil of Parrrlay	32
#39	Orangemageddon wine cooler	6
#519	Orcish baseball cap	4
#244	Orcish cargo shorts	12
#307	Orcish frat-paddle	9
#195	Orcish meat locker	2
#75	Othello's handkerchief	2
#73	Othello's military jacket	2
#25	Ouija Board, Ouija Board	2
#27	Outer Wolf™ cologne	8
#124	P.B.L.T.	3
#193	PADL Phone	61
#271	PEEZ dispenser	10
#29	PVC staff	1
#22	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	1,049
#84	Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	1
#250	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	14
#58	Pecos Dave's sixgun	3
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#89	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	17
#39	Piddles	221
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#67	zombie hollandaise	26

Wow, that's 303,000 items total!

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