Museum :: Dik

Dik

Rank	Item	Quantity
#315	"DRINK ME" potion	43
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#378	1-ball	13
#156	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	75
#327	2-ball	14
#124	25-meat staff	1
#318	3-ball	16
#57	30669 scroll	177
#113	33398 scroll	218
#141	334 scroll	52
#84	37x37x37 puzzle cube	53
#552	4-ball	7
#141	4-d camera	1
#174	4-dimensional guitar	11
#12	4:20 bomb	135
#503	5-ball	8
#400	6-ball	11
#168	668 scroll	8
#100	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	44
#345	7-ball	15
#422	8-ball	62
#10	9-ball	420
#89	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	10
#66	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	3
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#130	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	2
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#76	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	3
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#303	ASCII shirt	6
#77	Alice's Army Alchemist	19
#87	Alice's Army Bowman	9
#77	Alice's Army Cleric	10
#86	Alice's Army Coward	8
#77	Alice's Army Guard	19
#73	Alice's Army Halberder	20
#99	Alice's Army Hammerman	7
#62	Alice's Army Horseman	11
#56	Alice's Army Lanceman	12
#81	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	18
#72	Alice's Army Ninja	22
#74	Alice's Army Nurse	23
#67	Alice's Army Page	23
#60	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	29
#85	Alice's Army Spearsman	15
#96	Alice's Army Swordsman	13
#76	Alice's Army Wallman	19
#357	Amulet of Yendor	64
#2230	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#857	Angry Farmer candy	52
#441	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	2
#331	BGE shotglass	23
#235	BGE temporary tattoo	4
#224	BGE tiny plastic toy	5
#17	BRAINS shorts	97
#185	BRICKO brick	1,137
#221	BRICKO eye brick	134
#35	BRICKO hat	2
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#34	BRICKO pants	2
#12	BRICKO python	8
#20	BRICKO stud	127
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#38	BRICKO turtle	2
#97	BURT	305
#76	Bag o' Tricks	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#1569	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	7
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#612	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#13	Bash-Ōs cereal	314
#214	Ben-Gal™ Balm	3
#61	Better Than Cuddling Cake	50
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#13	Black Body™ spray	102
#157	Black No. 2	69
#266	Blackfly Chardonnay	13
#362	Blatantly Canadian	6
#7	Blood 'n' Plenty	59
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#36	Bonestabber	1
#194	Boris's ring	9
#1673	Boss Bat bling	1
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#496	Bulky Buddy Box	6
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#582	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#263	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	3
#175	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	4
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#181	CRIMBCO lanyard	3
#1392	CRIMBCO mug	4
#1421	CRIMBCO wine	3
#1190	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#88	CSA all-purpose soap	30
#103	CSA bravery badge	30
#114	CSA cheerfulness ration	42
#117	CSA discount card	35
#225	CSA fire-starting kit	55
#106	CSA obedience grenade	51
#113	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	53
#100	Camp Scout pup tent	62
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#9	Cerebral Cloche	41
#44	Cerebral Crossbow	9
#324	Cherry Cloaca Cola	3
#165	Claybender glasses	1
#1268	Cloaca grenade	5
#744	Cloaca-Cola	31
#12	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	671
#487	Cloaca-Cola helmet	5
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#13	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	253
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#75	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	4
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#1480	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#348	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	2
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#52	Cosmic Calorie	1,421
#909	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	4
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#1171	Crimbo peppermint bark	3
#387	Crimbo pie	5
#14	Crimbo ukulele	5
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#221	Crimboween memo	39
#2850	Crimbuck	5
#398	Crown of the Goblin King	61
#576	Daffy Taffy	50
#20	Deactivated O. A. F.	26
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#377	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	4
#239	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	42
#254	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	5
#508	Dolphin King's crown	9
#634	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	6
#5	Drac & Tan	86
#60	Dramatic™ range	30
#1132	Drowsy Sword	11
#8	Drunken Astrophysicist	22
#149	Duskwalker syringe	2
#1514	Dyspepsi grenade	2
#210	Dyspepsi-Cola	360
#427	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	6
#175	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	12
#385	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	6
#255	El Vibrato power sphere	4
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#160	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#291	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#257	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#231	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#180	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	19
#356	Elfin shortbread	2
#470	Elmley shades	1
#170	Elvish delight	1
#438	Ent cider	15
#206	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#542	FDKOL commendation	141
#78	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	2
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#969	Feynman gate	8
#248	Frat Army FGF	12
#214	Frogade	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#178	GOTO	1
#147	Gaia beads	30
#69	Game Grid ticket	359
#59	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	108
#19	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	15
#397	Genalen™ Bottle	2
#1026	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#27	Gnollish autoplunger	21
#190	Gnollish casserole dish	3
#43	Gnollish flyswatter	105
#27	Gnollish pie server	97
#41	Gnollish pie tin	521
#52	Gnollish plunger	79
#6	Gnollish slotted spoon	1,191
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#661	Go-Wassail	17
#82	Grateful Undead T-shirt	8
#655	Green Clover of Justice	3
#619	Gummi-Gnauga	2
#36	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	121
#134	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	5
#68	Hell broth	7
#415	Hell ramen	4
#195	Hippy Army MPE	42
#338	Hollandaise helmet	6
🥇	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	71
#199	Iiti Kitty phone charm	16
#190	Imp Ale	1,271
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#668	Jack-in-the-box	7
#238	Jarlsberg's earring	6
#119	Jarlsberg's key lime	4
#192	Jolly Roger charrrm	24
#271	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	8
#829	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	3
#19	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	6
#18	Kentucky-fried meat staff	5
#9	Kentucky-fried meat sword	23
#63	Kevlar balloon	3
#246	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
#176	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	2
#59	Knob Goblin elite helm	106
#67	Knob Goblin elite pants	103
#53	Knob Goblin elite polearm	119
#476	Knob Goblin elite shirt	10
#576	Knob Goblin firecracker	21
#80	Knob Goblin harem pants	88
#70	Knob Goblin harem veil	93
#87	Knob Goblin love potion	233
#82	Knob Goblin melon baller	50
#317	Knob Goblin pants	38
#26	Knob Goblin perfume	120
#290	Knob Goblin scimitar	43
#171	Knob Goblin seltzer	126
#107	Knob Goblin spatula	265
#86	Knob Goblin steroids	215
#220	Knob Goblin superseltzer	35
#7	Knob Goblin tongs	4,652
#102	Knob Goblin visor	104
#130	Knob lo mein	2
#134	Knob mushroom	110
#136	Knob nuts	5
#30	Knob sausage	994
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#46	Knob stuffed shells	86
#57	Knoll mushroom	255
#137	Knoll shroomkabob	11
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#86	Lead Zeta of Chastity	2
#12	Let Me Be!	51
#131	Lockenstock™ sandals	37
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#1725	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	11
#440	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	83
#508	Lucky Surprise Egg	5
#108	M-242	109
#15	MSG	273
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#740	Mad Train wine	77
#96	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	96
#295	Manetwich	2
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#223	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	10
#100	Meat detector	6
#16	Meat maid	28
#42	Meat maid body	13
#575	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	3
#269	Meleegra™ pills	38
#10	Mer-kin foodbucket	562
#914	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	2
#250	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	280
#839	Microplushie: Bropane	3
#749	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	2
#887	Microplushie: Gothochondria	2
#864	Microplushie: Hippylase	3
#834	Microplushie: Otakulone	4
#675	Microplushie: Raverdrine	5
#812	Microplushie: Sororitrate	3
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#394	Misty Cloak	1
#269	Misty Robe	4
#972	Mob Penguin cellular phone	13
#148	Mohawk wig	90
#225	Monstar energy beverage	33
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#248	Mountain Stream soda	118
#248	Mr. Haggis	1
#1529	Mr. Mediocrebar	20
#52	Mylar balloon	10
#239	NG	4
#356	Newbiesport™ tent	4
#1202	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	2
#301	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	2
#386	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	1
#382	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	1
#156	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	5
#121	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	7
#252	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	2
#424	Oil of Parrrlay	2
#173	Orcish baseball cap	25
#132	Orcish cargo shorts	30
#227	Orcish frat-paddle	14
#194	Orcish meat locker	2
#178	PADL Phone	70
#456	Penultimate Fantasy chest	26
#187	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	8
#59	Pine-Fresh air freshener	63
#696	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	2
#444	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	3
#274	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	3
#591	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	2
#583	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	2
#589	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	2
#568	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	3
#356	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	2
#569	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	2
#706	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	2
#373	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	2
#666	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	2
#708	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	2
#688	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	2
#699	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	2
#173	Polysniff Perfume	1
#142	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	3
#332	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	2
#6	Punchplanter	22
#99	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	13
#44	Rad Lib	56
#88	Raggedy Hippy doll	6
#412	Ram's Face Lager	51
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#527	Red Rover BB gun	4
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#1464	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#29	Rock Pops	2,177
#449	Rock and Roll Legend	2
#314	SPF 451 lip balm	7
#1074	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#9	Salsa de las Epocas	64
#1610	Scalp of Gorgolok	2
#436	Senior Mints	11
#393	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	2
#9	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	107
#309	Snow Queen Crown	8
#212	Space Tours Tripple	2
#179	Spam Witch sammich	302
#79	Spirit Precipice	2
#330	Spooky Surprise Egg	38
#91	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	11
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#66	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#644	Steal This Candy	1
#561	Sugar Cog	2
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#46	Super Magic Power Sword X	5
#248	Supernova Champagne	20
#220	Swabbie™ swab	14
#152	T.U.R.D.S. Key	3
#546	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	15
#459	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	23
#510	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	18
#724	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	49
#402	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	3
#257	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	13
#139	The Joy of Wassailing	19
#208	The Snake trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
🥇	Thinknerd T-Shirt	1
#171	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	6
#2345	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	1
#752	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	2
#207	Tiger-lily's milk	5
#126	Tiki lighter	3
#264	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	13
#176	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	15
#176	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	14
#166	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	18
#157	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	20
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#209	Trollhouse cookies	228
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#12	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	6
#11	Tropical Crimbo Sword	6
#361	Tuesday's ruby	5
#331	Typical Tavern swill	13
#143	UV monocular	1
#18	Ultracolor™ shirt	42
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#690	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	8
#138	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	28
#70	Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	7
#127	Valentine	428
#5	Van der Graaf helmet	88
#60	Venus flytrap	9
#61	Vodka Matryoshka	2
#52	WA	21
#481	Wand of Nagamar	10
#235	Warm Subject gift certificate	652
#285	White Citadel burger	6
#319	White Citadel fries	3
#21	Whoompa Fur Pants	34
#1281	Wint-O-Fresh mint	5
#17	Work is a Four Letter Sword	6
#167	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	42
#1149	Yellow Moon of Compassion	2
#1309	Yummy Tummy bean	107
#56	Ze™ goggles	127
#1170	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#241	a butt tuba	3
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#105	abominable blubber	11
#230	abominable snowcone	83
#298	accidental cider	4
#240	acid-squirting flower	16
#86	acoustic guitarrr	55
#107	actual reality goggles	24
#158	adder bladder	96
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#111	agua de vida	45
#75	airblaster gun	53
#91	albatross necklace	1
#271	all-purpose cleaner	22
#57	all-purpose flower	5
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#7	alpha-mail pants	177
#407	alphabet gum	3
#4	ammonite candy mold	42
#737	ammonite fossil	4
#587	amulet of extreme plot significance	15
#202	ancient Magi-Wipes	38
#44	ancient calendar	1
#64	ancient calendar fragment	4
#352	ancient frozen dinner	5
#158	ancient ice cream scoop	2
#75	ancient poisoned dart	61
#151	ancient protein powder	45
#255	ancient spice	9
#215	ancient stone fist	2
#213	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	21
#218	ancient vinyl coin purse	26
#59	anniversary balloon	30
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#172	annoying pitchfork	15
#171	ant agonist	20
#270	ant hoe	1
#7	ant pitchfork	124
#283	ant rake	1
#165	ant sickle	2
#170	anti-anti-antidote	29
#262	anticheese	32
#737	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#130	antique bottle opener	8
#47	antique greaves	242
#501	antique hand mirror	3
#42	antique helmet	260
#338	antique packet of ketchup	3
#91	antique painting of a landscape	9
#354	antique pair of blue jeans	2
#77	antique record album	45
#54	antique shield	218
#26	antique souvenir drawing	20
#53	antique spear	251
#199	armgun	15
#204	arrow'd heart balloon	3
#128	arrrgyle socks	22
#234	artisanal limoncello	1
#433	asbestos apron	1
#88	asbestos crossbow	8
#8	asbestos crossbow string	165
#6	asbestos meat stack	111
#24	asbestos ore	648
#387	asbestos staff	1
#88	asbestos sword	8
#359	asparagus knife	18
#80	asparagus lo mein	4
#170	aspirin	5
#388	asshat	3
#414	astral mushroom	21
#97	astronaut pants	88
#180	atomic vector plotter	23
#11	attention spanner	20
#5	automatic catapult	151
#25	awful poetry journal	19,368
#99	bätzle	19
#1125	baby killer bee	5
#79	babycakes	5
#140	backwoods screwdriver	8
#378	bacon bath ball	2
#1308	baconstone	5
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#85	baconstone earring	2
#217	baconstone pendant	2
#261	baconstone ring	1
#3415	badass belt	12
#37	badger badge	5
#287	bag of Cheat-Os	34
#112	bag of GORF	51
#114	bag of GORP	76
#124	bag of QWOP	24
#473	bag of airline peanuts	64
#858	baggie of powdered sugar	8
#294	balaclava	2
#301	balaclava baklava	9
#1591	ball	2
#97	ball-in-a-cup	2
#305	balloon helmet	1
#322	balloon monkey	5
#203	balloon sword	2
#355	ballroom blintz	7
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#652	banana	5
#73	banana cream pie	10
#9	banana peel	878
#118	banjo strings	3
#280	bar skin	44
#189	barbed-wire fence	37
#240	bargain flash powder	2
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#444	barrrnacle	36
#189	barskin hat	3
#25	barskin loincloth	4
#57	bartender-in-the-box	9
#10	bartender-skull-in-the-box	17
#208	baseball	33
#7	basic meat kilt	195
#12	basic meat spork	112
#92	basic meat sword	3
#141	bat guano	135
#16	bat whip	42
#118	bat wing	175
#216	bat wing kabob	1
#170	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	9
#209	batblade	17
#147	batgut	284
#223	bazookafish bubble gum	9
#682	beach glass bead	1
#199	beach glass necklace	2
#25	beanbag chair	87
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#127	beefy fish meat	5
#338	beer bomb	71
#149	beer bong	27
#15	beer cartilage	1,263
#182	beer goggles	2
#171	beer helmet	45
#112	beer lens	35
#135	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	4
#416	begpwnia	1
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#5	beige clambroth marble	14
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#174	bejeweled pledge pin	48
#859	belemnite fossil	2
#242	bellhop bell	1
#101	bi-lateral logic compressor	43
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#272	big bass drum	3
#382	big boom	1
#45	big dribbly candle	9
#94	big glob of skin	2
#364	big red clown nose	16
#166	big rock	10
#76	big stirring stick	1
#431	bilge wine	21
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#6	bird rib	862
#93	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	1
#576	bit of clingfilm	7
#207	bit-o-cactus	20
#192	black & tan	15
#481	black candy heart	13
#510	black eyedrops	1
#226	black forest cake	17
#136	black forest ham	26
#86	black greaves	46
#62	black helmet	63
#241	black kettle drum	3
#132	black lotus	1
#193	black pension check	39
#139	black pepper	23
#102	black picnic basket	30
#890	black pixel	3
#489	black plastic oyster egg	10
#72	black polka-dot oyster egg	60
#145	black pudding	24
#71	black shield	55
#161	black snake skin	61
#587	black striped oyster egg	9
#82	black sword	55
#473	black-and-blue light	77
#229	blackberry	65
#84	blackberry combat boots	5
#62	blackberry galoshes	5
#89	blackberry moccasins	3
#82	blackberry slippers	3
🥇	blank note	1
#159	blended frozen swill	1
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#318	blood-faced volleyball	1
#288	bloody beer	55
#229	bloody clown pants	29
#319	bloody mary	5
#325	blue class ring	9
#1773	blue paisley oyster egg	2
#506	blue pixel	96
#462	blue plasma ball	80
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#917	blue striped oyster egg	5
#205	blue-frosted astral cupcake	6
#222	blundarrrbus	2
#14	bobcat grenade	25
#7	bone aperitif	55
#30	bone collar	11
#5	bone flute	1,234
#269	bone rattle	7
#4	bonerang	5
#425	booty chest charrrm	10
#263	booze-soaked cherry	1
#6	boozebomb	84
#836	bottle of Blank-Out	2
#139	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	18
#212	bottle of Definit	8
#120	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	23
#91	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	34
#195	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	11
#644	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	2
#376	bottle of Mystic Shell	2
#463	bottle of Pinot Renoir	2
#236	bottle of alcohol	14
#465	bottle of antifreeze	2
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#7	dusty animal skull	37
#269	dusty bottle of Marsala	73
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#98	tiny plastic Scream Queen	9
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#476	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	15
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#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
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#142	tiny plastic pastamancer	23
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#435	tiny plastic sauceror	10
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#521	tiny plastic senile lihc	13
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#11	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1,005
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#344	tiny plastic spooky vampire	19
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#272	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	31
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#364	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	19
#455	tiny plastic warwelf	15
#272	tiny plastic whitesnake	24
#365	tiny plastic zmobie	18
#98	tiny shaker of salt	17
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#287	vampire collar	6
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#147	vial of The Glistening	2
#91	vial of patchouli oil	11
#332	viking helmet	34
#371	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	18
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#96	wasabi marble soda	1
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#60	wet stew	9
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#25	wheel	87
#66	whip kit	10
#175	whiskey and cola	13
#89	whiskey sour	30
#94	white Canadian	49
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#409	white candy heart	54
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#10	white chocolate chip brownies	85
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#295	white class ring	29
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#483	wind-up chattering teeth	66
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#59	wine spritzer	23
#914	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	6
#309	witty rapier	9
#276	wolf mask	105
#7	wonderwall shield	955
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#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
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#16	wussiness potion	2,370
#417	x-ray specs	51
#176	yak anorak	1
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#109	yakskin buckler	1
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#490	yellow candy heart	55
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#585	yellow gummi ingot	30
#4	yellow paisley oyster egg	760
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#2818	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#446	yellow snowcone	77
#230	yeti fur	1,050
#52	yo	140
#17	yo-yo	1,421
#281	yohohoyo	8
#185	zombie hollandaise	1
#295	zombie pineal gland	15

Wow, that's 320,441 items total!

what items are this player missing?