Museum :: Danger

Danger

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#1118	1-ball	2
#78	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	158
#756	2-ball	4
#885	3-ball	3
#61	30669 scroll	167
#77	33398 scroll	383
#58	334 scroll	123
#656	4-ball	5
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#647	5-ball	5
#785	6-ball	4
#273	668 scroll	3
#265	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	11
#800	7-ball	4
#667	8-ball	26
#82	9-ball	13
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#170	ASCII shirt	14
#215	Amulet of Yendor	107
#1323	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#70	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
#2032	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	5
#180	Black Body™ spray	1
#357	Black No. 2	13
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#161	Boris's ring	10
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#126	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	97
#109	Bulky Buddy Box	26
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#70	Cerebral Cloche	2
#133	Cerebral Crossbow	2
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#1731	Cloaca grenade	1
#648	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	4
#999	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#415	Cloaca-Cola shield	6
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#190	Cold Hots candy	57
#65	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	23
#89	Comma Chameleon egg	1
#82	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	16
#785	Corpse Island iced tea	6
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#39	Crimboween memo	154
#2098	Crown of the Goblin King	8
#64	Daffy Taffy	895
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#27	Deactivated O. A. F.	21
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#122	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	7
#36	Doc's Miracle Cure	41
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#152	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	78
#893	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	3
#2742	Drowsy Sword	1
#508	Dyspepsi-Cola	122
#618	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	4
#522	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	5
#451	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	5
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#287	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	10
#227	Elfin shortbread	4
#469	Elmley shades	1
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#494	Ent cider	12
#195	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	66
#58	Feynman gate	207
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#274	Gaia beads	10
#461	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#153	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	7
#1601	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#28	Gnollish casserole dish	48
#180	Gnollish flyswatter	17
#208	Gnollish pie server	10
#450	Gnollish pie tin	5
#123	Gnollish plunger	23
#270	Gnollish slotted spoon	7
#333	Gnollish toolbox	11
#1441	Green Clover of Justice	1
#154	Hell broth	1
#556	Iiti Kitty phone charm	2
#461	Imp Ale	345
#285	Jarlsberg's earring	5
#79	Jolly Roger charrrm	71
#150	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	78
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#96	Knob Goblin Uberpants	7
#385	Knob Goblin elite helm	12
#440	Knob Goblin elite pants	10
#443	Knob Goblin elite polearm	9
#331	Knob Goblin elite shirt	20
#373	Knob Goblin firecracker	47
#164	Knob Goblin harem pants	33
#310	Knob Goblin harem veil	12
#303	Knob Goblin love potion	43
#405	Knob Goblin melon baller	3
#566	Knob Goblin pants	11
#82	Knob Goblin perfume	51
#545	Knob Goblin scimitar	11
#737	Knob Goblin seltzer	2
#632	Knob Goblin spatula	2
#220	Knob Goblin steroids	56
#503	Knob Goblin tongs	15
#514	Knob Goblin visor	7
#231	Knob mushroom	45
#135	Knob sausage	85
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#393	Knoll mushroom	24
#94	Knoll shroomkabob	18
#83	Libram of Divine Favors	1
#228	Lockenstock™ sandals	12
#3897	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#969	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#884	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	1
#357	M-242	20
#257	Mace of the Tortoise	2
#1299	Mad Train wine	10
#262	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	35
#130	Manetwich	7
#148	Mariner's Friend cough drops	4
#73	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	54
#27	Mayflower bouquet	2
#403	Meat detector	1
#430	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	9
#478	Meleegra™ pills	16
#228	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	18
#67	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	5
#50	Miniborg beeper	10
#123	Miniborg hiveminder	4
#69	Miniborg laser	8
#41	Miniborg stomper	11
#26	Miniborg strangler	16
#213	Mob Penguin cellular phone	105
#92	Mohawk wig	154
#385	Monstar energy beverage	7
#510	Mountain Stream soda	23
#163	Mr. Mediocrebar	382
#467	Now and Earlier	5
#253	Orcish baseball cap	14
#244	Orcish cargo shorts	12
#372	Orcish frat-paddle	6
#127	Orcish meat locker	4
#424	Pine-Fresh air freshener	6
#74	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	21
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#88	Rainbow's Gravity	2
#683	Ram's Face Lager	9
#145	Rock Pops	366
#450	Rock and Roll Legend	2
#479	Senior Mints	10
#412	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	3
#566	Snow Queen Crown	2
#29	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	3
#560	Spam Witch sammich	36
#20	Spirit Precipice	21
#61	Spooky Surprise Egg	268
#220	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	4
#62	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	55
#668	Sugar Cog	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#117	Supernova Champagne	73
#281	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	215
#63	Tiki lighter	5
#168	Trollhouse cookies	329
#160	Tuesday's ruby	20
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#653	Wand of Nagamar	6
#477	White Citadel burger	1
#319	White Citadel fries	3
#348	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#579	Yummy Tummy bean	348
#428	abominable snowcone	27
#275	acid-squirting flower	13
#196	acoustic guitarrr	21
#434	adder bladder	11
#95	amulet of extreme plot significance	213
#416	ancient Magi-Wipes	9
#637	ancient frozen dinner	1
#323	ancient protein powder	11
#5	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1,775
#372	ancient vinyl coin purse	7
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#2604	anniversary gift box	1
#159	annoying pitchfork	16
#85	ant agonist	54
#141	ant hoe	3
#167	ant pick	2
#103	ant pitchfork	4
#140	ant rake	3
#90	ant sickle	5
#388	anticheese	13
#736	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#167	antique bottle of cough syrup	4
#624	antique bottle opener	1
#50	antique greaves	236
#117	antique hand mirror	71
#47	antique helmet	239
#534	antique painting of a landscape	1
#53	antique shield	226
#54	antique spear	247
#134	armgun	31
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#154	arrrgyle socks	19
#105	asbestos crossbow	7
#188	asbestos ore	41
#152	asbestos staff	4
#33	asbestos sword hilt	16
#137	asparagus knife	80
#22	aspirin	24
#246	astronaut pants	37
#187	atomic vector plotter	22
#1046	baby killer bee	6
#341	baconstone	23
#187	baconstone bracelet	3
#47	bad penguin egg	2
#1319	badass belt	42
#133	badger badge	1
#175	bag of airline peanuts	153
#430	balaclava	1
#225	ball	29
#97	ball-in-a-cup	2
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#280	ballroom blintz	11
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#211	banana	31
#112	banana cream pie	6
#654	banana peel	1
#55	banana smoothie	17
#293	banana-frosted king cake	10
#149	banjo strings	2
#521	bar skin	15
#122	bar whip	1
#321	barbed-wire fence	15
#485	barrrnacle	32
#73	barskin buckler	1
#189	barskin hat	3
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#315	baseball	15
#43	basic meat crossbow	8
#98	basic meat fez	1
#72	basic meat helmet	4
#151	basic meat spork	1
#40	basic meat staff	6
#66	basic meat sword	5
#232	bat guano	69
#444	bat wing	23
#32	bat wing kabob	27
#5	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	549
#204	batblade	18
#1172	batgut	1
#91	battered Crimbo Crate	193
#59	bean burrito	45
#282	beanbag chair	1
#544	beer bomb	19
#251	beer bong	10
#48	beer goggles	15
#259	beer helmet	16
#131	beertini	17
#153	begpwnia	39
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#251	bejeweled pledge pin	21
#172	bi-lateral logic compressor	22
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#247	big boom	5
#297	big red clown nose	23
#39	big stick	24
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#37	bit-o-cactus	228
#589	black & tan	1
#370	black candy heart	25
#202	black cherry soda	1
#188	black facepaint	1
#552	black forest ham	1
#341	black greaves	6
#403	black helmet	4
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#426	black pension check	5
#577	black pepper	1
#257	black picnic basket	6
#129	black plastic oyster egg	29
#1489	black polka-dot oyster egg	2
#193	black sheepskin diploma	1
#356	black shield	5
#454	black snake skin	9
#813	black snowcone	1
#485	black sword	3
#651	black-and-blue light	21
#639	blackberry	5
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#18	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	206
#133	blood flower	96
#93	blood-faced volleyball	17
#273	bloody beer	63
#726	bloody clown pants	3
#166	bloody mary	13
#759	blue glowstick	1
#646	blue pixel	53
#643	blue plasma ball	23
#35	blue plastic oyster egg	177
#485	blue snowcone	11
#45	blue striped oyster egg	80
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#175	bone rattle	13
#24	borg sock monkey	107
#199	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	10
#131	bottle of Definit	20
#140	bottle of Pinot Renoir	12
#162	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	6
#346	bottle of alcohol	7
#75	bottle of antifreeze	11
#198	bottle of black cat tonic	3
#1331	bottle of gin	1
#4254	bottle of goofballs	2
#680	bottle of pirate juice	1
#461	bottle of popskull	3
#154	bottle of realpagne	3
#198	bottle of tequila	183
#178	bottle of ultravitamins	3
#156	bottle of vodka	220
#92	bottle of whiskey	720
#233	bottle opener belt buckle	13
#95	bottled green pixie	1
#205	bottled inspiration	3
#142	bow staff	1
#576	bowl of cottage cheese	20
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#37	box	568
#5907	box of sunshine	4
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#364	boxed champagne	1
#222	boxed wine	133
#454	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#247	brains casserole	1
#452	brick	86
#648	briefcase	2
#1381	brine	1
#247	broken cellular phone	16
#214	broken skull	111
#78	broken sword	88
#310	bronze breastplate	4
#34	bronzed locust	163
#87	brown sugar cane	105
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#328	bubblewrap ore	5
#38	buckler buckle	29
#108	buffalo blade	1
#173	bugbear beanie	47
#214	bugbear bungguard	31
#234	bullet-proof corduroys	21
#745	bum cheek	6
#104	bunch of bananas	52
#578	bunch of square grapes	1
#34	cactus fruit	170
#12	calm attention-deficit demon	1
#98	can cannon	1
#26	can of Binarrrca	409
#491	can of Red Minotaur	7
#113	can of fake snow	3
#215	can of maces	5
#141	can of spinach	13
#153	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	49
#1141	candied kobold	1
#204	candied yams	40
#344	candy brain	10
#39	candy cane	1,568
#8	candy stake	2,782
#262	canopic jar	21
#61	capacitor relay	191
#75	carbon nanotube frame	180
#318	carbonated soy milk	10
#191	cardboard ore	11
#194	cardboard wakizashi	15
#105	carob chunk cookies	35
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#222	carob chunks	33
#281	casino pass	11
#346	cast	58
#289	cat appendix	12
#278	catgut	30
#169	catsup	1
#51	centipede eggs	139
#1059	cheap plastic bottle opener	5
#766	cheap studded belt	2
#220	chef's hat	55
#126	chef-in-the-box	3
#664	cherry	1
#66	chewing gum on a string	527
#346	chintzy turtle brooch	2
#438	chloroform rag	3
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#47	chopsticks	130
#249	chorizo brownies	8
#174	chorizo taco	32
#91	chrome crossbow	9
#133	chrome helmet turtle	2
#167	chrome ore	41
#105	chrome sword	8
#20	chrome sword hilt	27
#97	chunk of depleted Grimacite	100
#343	chunk of rock salt	4
#61	class five ecto-larva	1
#59	clockwork chef-in-the-box	3
#364	clockwork key	6
#65	clockwork spine	1
#51	clockwork thingamajig	3
#205	cloudy potion	88
#201	clown hammer	139
#212	clown shoes	15
#331	clown skin	19
#378	club necklace	17
#155	cocoa eggshell fragment	594
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#323	coconut shell	157
#350	coffin lid	3
#78	cog	472
#36	cold ninja mask	136
#84	cold nuggets	57
#90	cold powder	13
#281	cold wad	4
#106	colored-light "necklace"	3
#26	comfy blanket	1
#292	communications windchimes	23
#179	computronic processing unit	22
#129	concentrated cordial of concentration	1
#239	concentrated magicalness pill	9
#603	cool mushroom	2
#169	cool mushroom casserole	1
#200	cool mushroom wine	1
#558	cool whip	3
#522	corn holder	1
#423	cornuthaum	9
#468	corpse on the beach	11
#659	corpsedriver	7
#421	corpsetini	12
#37	cotton candy cocoon	2
#148	cranberries	250
#205	crazy little Turkish delight	96
#107	cream of pointy mushroom soup	2
#129	cream pie	11
#33	crossbow string	23
#78	crowbarrr	36
#104	curdflinger	1
#17	cyborg doll	93
#45	cyborg stompin' boot	17
#385	cymbal syrup	16
#383	daisy	6
#58	dandy lion cub	1
#145	dark potion	124
#204	dead guy's watch	41
#21	deck of tropical cards	14
#190	decorative fountain	57
#230	defective skull	104
#216	dehydrated caviar	27
#41	delectable catalyst	28
#390	delicious noodles	2
#59	denim axe	10
#251	deodorant	11
#431	depantsing bomb	4
#251	desiccated apricot	29
#153	detective skull	1
#999	diamond necklace	7
#387	diamond-studded cane	13
#358	didgeridooka	7
#992	dill	22
#913	dirty hobo gloves	3
#316	disbelief suspenders	3
#448	disco ball	78
#470	disco mask	63
#282	disease	50
#228	dishrag	2
#355	disintegrating quill pen	16
#285	disintegrating sheet music	10
#225	disintegrating spiky collar	1
#66	displaced fish	195
#316	distressed denim pants	9
#359	divine blowout	11
#364	divine can of silly string	12
#572	divine champagne flute	1
#368	divine champagne popper	4
#367	divine cracker	5
#354	divine noisemaker	12
#302	doll house	18
#168	dollhive	60
#398	dope gangsta bling-bling	2
#356	dope wheels	1
#30	doppelshifter egg	1
#451	drab sonata	7
#99	draggin' ball hat	119
#348	dried face	9
#84	drum machine	126
#1505	drywall axe	3
#525	duck-on-a-string	4
#92	duct tape	564
#81	duct tape buckler	1
#109	duct tape shirt	1
#177	dungeoneer's dungarees	7
#37	dusty bottle of Marsala	558
#29	dusty bottle of Merlot	745
#35	dusty bottle of Muscat	591
#38	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	659
#35	dusty bottle of Port	718
#43	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	480
#296	dusty left second rib	1
#309	dusty left seventh rib	1
#286	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	1
#310	dusty right first front claw	1
#314	dusty right twelfth rib	1
#289	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	1
#1281	dwarf bread	1
#429	eXtreme mittens	7
#416	eXtreme scarf	6
#451	easter egg balloon	50
#193	effervescent potion	96
#62	eggnog	286
#50	elven limbos gingerbread	154
#653	elven cellocello	27
#154	elven moonshine	70
#70	elven socks	44
#946	elven suicide capsule	20
#692	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	10
#98	empty blowgun	27
#201	empty meat tank	18
#116	enchanted barbell	22
#370	enchanted bean	5
#95	enchanted brass knuckles	2
#122	enchanted eyepatch	2
#224	enchanted toothpick	6
#124	enchantlers	1
#158	encoder ring	120
#300	energy drink IV	8
#122	ennui-flavored potato chips	508
#272	enormous belt buckle	11
#237	escargotsicle	1
#26	especially salty dog	34
#333	evil golden arch	28
#117	evil golden arches	12
#41	evil googly eye	110
#39	evil teddy bear	334
#170	explosion-flavored chewing gum	153
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#490	eye of newt	13
#402	eye-pod	1
#231	eyepatch	37
#111	f3d0r4	126
#166	fairy gravy boat	7
#232	fake fake vomit	128
#180	fake hand	146
#235	fancy bath salts	72
#76	fancy but probably evil chocolate	40
#62	fancy chocolate	30
#294	fancy dress ball	50
#698	felt	13
#94	fermenting powder	85
#439	ferret bait	9
#67	fetid feather	196
#347	filthy corduroys	18
#139	filthy hippy poncho	4
#368	filthy knitted dread sack	14
#427	filthy pestle	3
#365	filthy poultice	7
#297	fine wine	20
#158	fire	38
#267	fire poi	8
#126	flaming cardboard sword	1
#426	flaming crutch	11
#79	flaming feather	203
#379	flaming glowsticks	1
#328	flaming mushroom	8
#120	flaming talons	104
#527	flange	2
#77	flaregun	234
#469	flashing novelty button	3
#605	flavored foot massage oil	21
#89	flirtatious feather	100
#268	floral print shirt	1
#275	flower petal pie	1
#383	flowing hippy skirt	1
#270	flute of flat champagne	31
#63	flypaper staff	1
#611	foam dart	20
#32	foam noodle	100
#210	foolscap fool's cap	16
🥉	foon of fulmination	49
#226	forest tears	3
#462	fortune cookie	1
#211	frat brats	3
#62	frightful feather	198
#39	frigid mote	13
#50	frigid ninja stars	1,057
#274	frilly shirt	2
#252	frilly skirt	17
#58	frozen Mob Penguin	65
#70	frozen feather	182
#253	frozen mushroom	10
#35	frozen nunchaku	114
#236	fruit bowl	1
#16	fruitcake	3,774
#108	full meat tank	2
#566	funky dried mushroom	5
#263	furniture dolly	9
#427	furry pants	1
#604	fuzzbump	1
#4737	fuzzy dice	1
#280	ga-ga radio	9
#361	gas balloon	12
#390	gauze garter	11
#121	gauze hammock	1
#1034	ghost cucumber	28
#35	ghost pickle on a stick	30
#143	ghuol ears	138
#225	ghuol egg	103
#231	ghuol egg quiche	8
#136	ghuol guolash	92
#38	ghuol-ear kabob	43
#44	giant cactus quill	42
#48	giant cheesestick	2
#330	giant discarded bottlecap	16
#434	giant discarded plastic fork	23
#586	giant discarded torn-up glove	7
#313	giant foam finger	6
#163	giant moxie weed	25
#547	giant pinky ring	27
#113	gingerbread bugbear	237
#4	gingerbread horror	2,247
#36	glistening staff	2
#561	glowing red eye	14
#262	gnatwing	21
#82	gnauga hide	73
#69	gnoll lips	73
#154	gnoll teeth	32
#219	gnoll-tooth necklace	1
#101	goat	16
#52	goat beard	192
#56	goat cheese	988
#583	goat cheese pizza	6
#303	goatskin umbrella	4
#238	gob of wet hair	90
#14	golden ring	1,122
#167	golden twig	1
#697	googly eye	19
#529	goth kid t-shirt	6
#80	goulauncher	1
#658	gr8ps	2
#559	grapefruit	4
#150	grapes	98
#330	grave robbing shovel	3
#122	grease gun	1
#419	green balloon	5
#1298	green beer	5
#130	green candy heart	275
#766	green glowstick	2
#739	green pixel	27
#239	green pixel potion	3
#327	green smoke bomb	4
#842	green snowcone	1
#300	gremlin juice	6
#154	gremlin mutagen	2
#185	grouchy restless spirit	146
#3896	grue egg	3
#533	guano coffee cup	1
#266	guitar pick	12
#340	hair spray	13
#9	hairy staff	30
#171	half-orchid	27
#85	halfberd	9
#1451	hamethyst	4
#116	hamethyst bracelet	2
#263	hamethyst ring	1
#5202	handful of confetti	1
#211	handful of drink tickets	1
#482	handful of hand chalk	43
#61	handful of moss	187
#314	handful of walnuts	5
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#175	handsomeness potion	13
#54	happiness	101
#112	harem girl t-shirt	11
#241	headhunter necktie	2
#1647	heart necklace	4
#194	heavy metal sonata	3
#540	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#62	heavy necklace chain	5
#861	hellion cube	1
#35	helmet recipe	25
#541	helmet turtle	69
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#1543	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	12
🥉	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	438
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#224	tiny shaker of salt	10
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#845	useless powder	70
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#48	vampire duck-on-a-string	247
#236	vanilla-frosted king cake	7
#58	velvet choker	1
#1821	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	1
#113	vial of patchouli oil	8
#11	vibrating cyborg knife	245
#589	viking helmet	10
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#55	yakskin pants	2
#72	ye olde golde frontes	3
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#176	yellow plastic oyster egg	27
#275	yellow snowcone	118
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#59	yo	128
#285	yo-yo	106
#125	yuletide troll chrysalis	1
#852	zombie pineal gland	5

Wow, that's 84,831 items total!

what items are this player missing?