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#225A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 61
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#2033Baron von Ratsworth's monocle5
#181Black Bodyâ„¢ spray1
#357Black No. 213
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#2773Boss Bat britches1
#126Brimstone Chicken Sandwich97
#109Bulky Buddy Box26
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#70Cerebral Cloche2
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#64Daffy Taffy895
#228Das Überkühlraum trading card1
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#454Disco Banjo1
#122Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent7
#36Doc's Miracle Cure41
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#894Dr. Hobo's scalpel3
#2740Drowsy Sword1
#507Dyspepsi-Cola122
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#287Elf Farm Raffle ticket10
#228Elfin shortbread4
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#494Ent cider12
#195Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots66
#58Feynman gate207
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#462Genalenâ„¢ Bottle1
#153General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket7
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#1440Green Clover of Justice1
#154Hell broth1
#556Iiti Kitty phone charm2
#461Imp Ale345
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#150Jumbo Dr. Lucifer78
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#82Libram of Divine Favors1
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#883Loudmouth Larry Lamprey1
#358M-24220
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#27Mayflower bouquet2
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#478Meleegraâ„¢ pills16
#228Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler18
#67Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot5
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#123Miniborg hiveminder4
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#41Miniborg stomper11
#26Miniborg strangler16
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#385Monstar energy beverage7
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#163Mr. Mediocrebar382
#467Now and Earlier5
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#126Orcish meat locker4
#424Pine-Fresh air freshener6
#74Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket21
#63Putrid Pendant1
#88Rainbow's Gravity2
#683Ram's Face Lager9
#145Rock Pops366
#449Rock and Roll Legend2
#479Senior Mints10
#412Sneaky Pete's breath spray3
#566Snow Queen Crown2
#29Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts3
#560Spam Witch sammich36
#20Spirit Precipice21
#61Spooky Surprise Egg268
#220Spooky-Gro fertilizer4
#62St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket55
#669Sugar Cog1
#172Super Magic Power Sword X1
#117Supernova Champagne73
#281Tasty Fun Good rice candy215
#63Tiki lighter5
#168Trollhouse cookies329
#160Tuesday's ruby20
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
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#228Vaso De Agua trading card1
#653Wand of Nagamar6
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#349Ye Olde Navy Fleece1
#579Yummy Tummy bean348
#428abominable snowcone27
#275acid-squirting flower13
#196acoustic guitarrr21
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#5ancient unspeakable fruitcake1,775
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🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
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#175handsomeness potion13
#54happiness101
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#193heavy metal sonata3
#541heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr1
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#861hellion cube1
#35helmet recipe25
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#165hippy herbal tea7
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#327hippy protest button8
#186homeopathic healing powder1
#163honey-dipped locust21
#351horizontal tango2
#354hors d'oeuvre tray2
#128hot date111
#216hot katana blade85
#48hot nuggets209
#358hot pink lipstick1
#28hot powder248
#233hot wad18
#424hot wing124
#290huge spoon6
#177hyperbolic plasma focuser22
#441hypodermic needle3
#103iGoogly242
#7ice skates1
#275ice stein1
#599ice-cold Sir Schlitz123
#375ice-cold Willer120
#425ice-cold fotie46
#641ice-cold six-pack8
#273icy-hot katana2
#15immense cyborg hand86
#53incredibly creepy marionette41
#408infernal insoles6
#47inflatable duck100
#237insanely spicy bean burrito26
#77ion grid194
#191ion-pulse modulation stabilizer22
#266irate sombrero9
#682iron pasta spoon6
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#43jar of anniversary jam1
#77jar of swamp gas1,139
#266jazz soap108
#364jewelry-making pliers1
#273joybuzzer106
#378jug-o-magicalness3
#353keg shield4
#500ketchup hound6
#311kick-ass kicks5
#211kickback cookbook3
#25killer rag doll94
#15killing feather917
#387kite19
#246kneecapping stick67
#349knob ka-bobs1
#190kumquat8
#98ladle of mystery2
#633large box1
#280large cocoa eggshell fragment1
#29laser-broiled pear217
#292lavender candy heart91
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#456leaflet1
#409leather chaps5
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#164left half of a heart necklace3
#342lemon131
#1751length of string1
#86leotarrrd29
#412leprechaun hatchling1
#199lesser grodulated violet25
#157lihc eye pie20
#670lihc face3
#328limburger biker boots1
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#137linoleum crossbow6
#35linoleum crossbow string7
#163linoleum sword6
#40little box of fireworks2
#421little paper umbrella129
#43llama lama cria2
#38loaded serum blowgun71
#79logic synthesizer178
#199long skinny balloon50
#456longhaired hippy wig1
#357loose teeth144
#233lotion of coldness1
#241lotion of sleaziness1
#242lotion of spookiness1
#123lovecat tail7
#429lowercase N19
#218lucky Crimbo tiki necklace1
#149lucky rabbit's foot35
#116lupine sword10
#57mad scientist's sock monkey41
#129mafia aria193
#199magical ice cube with a fly in it140
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#306mariachi pants65
#424marionette4
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#355marzipan skull34
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#487miniature stuffed Goth Giant1
#246mixed wildflower greens2
#502monkey wrench1
#804monomolecular yo-yo43
#152monster bait1
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#364moonglasses1
#77mother's little helper105
#440moxie weed36
#152muculent machete1
#318mugcake8
#161mullet wig11
#586mummy wrapping10
#131murky potion139
#1680mylar scout drone1
#30nanite-infested candy cane747
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#1544tiny plastic ghuol whelp12
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#124yuletide troll chrysalis1
#852zombie pineal gland5

Wow, that's 84,831 items total!

what items are this player missing?