Museum :: cubeof11

cubeof11

Rank	Item	Quantity
#72	Überraschthexengebräu	5
#640	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#7	"KICK ME" sign	370
#27	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	106
#182	"caramel" orange	6
#13	"honey" dipper	2
#9	"meat" stick	3,339
#88	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	17
#19	1,970 carat gold	746
#802	1-ball	4
#221	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	45
#39	1952 Mickey Mantle card	296
#849	2-ball	3
#769	3-ball	4
#202	33398 scroll	105
#7	37x37x37 puzzle cube	901
#887	4-ball	3
#87	4-d camera	3
#78	4-dimensional fez	2
#100	4-dimensional guitar	28
#1076	5-ball	2
#24	5-hour acrimony	565
#1424	6-ball	1
#193	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	19
#1114	7-ball	2
#1777	8-ball	3
#40	8-billed baseball cap	4
#14	8-bit banana	78
#278	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#254	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#294	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#224	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#112	A muse-bouche	1
#108	ASCII fu manchu	1
#302	ASCII shirt	6
🥇	Accordion of Jordion	944
#15	Afternoon Delight	111
#90	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	4
#55	Agitated Turkey	1
#54	Alewife™ Ale	64
#63	Alice's Army Alchemist	26
#26	Alice's Army Bowman	36
#20	Alice's Army Cleric	47
#20	Alice's Army Coward	45
#17	Alice's Army Dervish	19
#40	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#38	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#65	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#17	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	2
#41	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	2
#27	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	3
#36	Alice's Army Foil Page	2
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#27	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	3
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#59	Alice's Army Guard	28
#57	Alice's Army Halberder	29
#19	Alice's Army Hammerman	56
#20	Alice's Army Horseman	56
#21	Alice's Army Lanceman	49
#33	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	56
#25	Alice's Army Martyr	14
#39	Alice's Army Ninja	51
#32	Alice's Army Nurse	90
#49	Alice's Army Page	38
#45	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	39
#24	Alice's Army Sniper	15
#47	Alice's Army Spearsman	40
#50	Alice's Army Swordsman	37
#74	Alice's Army Wallman	21
#56	Ambitious Turkey	18
#25	Amnesiac Ale	3
#1457	Amulet of Yendor	1
#10	Ancient Protector Soda	78
#172	Angry Farmer candy	1,000
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#55	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	2
#69	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	1
#36	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	8
#49	Artist's Spatula of Despair	3
#40	Artist's Whisk of Misery	4
#141	Asleep in the Cemetery	9
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#33	Aura Libre	4
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#34	Aye Aye	3
#32	Aye Aye, Captain	3
#64	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#61	BACON	1,600
#566	BGE pocket calendar	1
#11	BOOterfinger	66
#33	BRAINS shorts	40
#278	BRICKO brick	200
#451	BRICKO eye brick	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#92	BRICKO stud	3
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#8	BUBBLE GUM	185
🥈	BURT	6,000
#19	Bal-musette accordion	2
🥉	Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	1
#133	Bangyomaman battle juice	1
#73	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	35
#150	Barulio's bottle	1
#162	Battlie Light Saver	2
#56	Beach Buck	200
#101	Beignet Milgranet	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#78	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	2
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#49	Bettie page	1
#147	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	6
#11	Big Punk	69
#70	Bit O' Quail Spleen	1
#209	Bjorn's Hammer	2
#12	Black Body™ spray	107
#33	Black Hole	4
#774	Black No. 2	1
#327	Blizzards I Have Died In	3
#130	Blood Light	33
#53	Bloody Nora	1
#254	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#344	Bone's Farm "wine"	5
#23	Bonestabber	2
#33	Boozehounds Anonymous token	34
#74	Bordeaux Marteaux	2
#258	Boris's key lime pie	3
#135	Boulevardier cocktail	1
#95	Bowl of Scorpions	2
#12	Boxing Day Pass	63
#41	Bram's choker	4
#81	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1
#18	Bright Water	15
#127	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	94
#9	Bruno's blessing of Mars	72
#51	Bugbearclaw Donut	4
#830	Bulky Buddy Box	3
#12	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	71
#32	Bustle Hustler	5
#31	Buttery Knob	3
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.H.U.M. chum	1,312
#12	C.H.U.M. knife	61
#5	C.H.U.M. lantern	24
#1119	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#1012	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#35	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#1019	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#530	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1553	CRIMBCO mug	3
#1700	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1421	CRIMBCO wine	3
#1705	CRIMBCOIDS mints	3
#535	CRIMBCOLOAF	6
#6	CSA all-purpose soap	1,512
#9	CSA bravery badge	1,754
#228	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
#201	CSA discount card	2
#408	CSA fire-starting kit	1
#179	CSA obedience grenade	2
#215	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
#44	Caipiranha	1
#15	Cajun accordion	3
#7	Camp Scout pup tent	2,419
#65	Candy Alexander	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#75	Cement Mixer	1
#43	Chakra Libre	2
#52	Charity's choker	6
#153	Cheer-Up soda	2
#371	Cherry Cloaca Cola	2
#44	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	4
#91	Chinese curse words	1
#45	Chorale of Companionship	2
#37	Churchill	1
#160	Cinco Mayo Lager	2
#47	Citrus Crush wine cooler	5
#165	Claybender glasses	1
#1449	Cloaca grenade	3
#1208	Cloaca-Cola	6
#1061	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	2
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#349	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	7
#181	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	4
#244	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#14	Coinspiracy	7,000
#12	Cold Hots candy	90,000
#20	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	51
#348	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	2
#26	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	104
#227	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#61	Corpse Island iced tea	62
#9	Cosmic Calorie	35,000
#99	Cracklin' Oat Bran	3
#49	Crazymaker	3
#185	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	27
#505	Crimbo Credit	3
#70	Crimbo candied pecan	501
#70	Crimbo fudge	501
#62	Crimbo peppermint bark	501
#754	Crimbo pie	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#117	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#5	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#269	Crimbot battery	1
#311	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	6
#115	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	4
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#156	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	2
#139	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	3
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#114	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	4
#83	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	7
#276	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	9
#102	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	5
#295	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	7
#254	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	4
#244	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#285	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	8
#246	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#217	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	4
#237	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	11
#274	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	3
#267	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	9
#86	Crimbuccaneer breeches	1
#111	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	1
#88	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	1
#2765	Crimbuck	7
#4251	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#44	Cursed Punch	5
#136	D roll	96
#12	DUFRESNE Suds	364
#6	Daffy Taffy	90,000
#536	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#39	Dark & Starry	2
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
🥉	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	992
#12	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	72
#1540	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#252	Disco Banjo	2
#143	Divine	6
#497	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	7
#428	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#54	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	1
#190	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#1940	Dolphin King's crown	1
#155	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	77
#30	Doublepunchplanter	2
#1497	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#62	Drac & Tan	2
#8	Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	2
🥇	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	850
#98	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	1
#37	Drunken Astrophysicist	4
#32	Drunken Neurologist	3
#38	Drunken Philosopher	2
#42	Dump Truck	4
#108	Duskwalker fangs	3
#162	Dust bunny	5
#89	Dweebisol™ inhaler	1
#1669	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#418	Dyspepsi-Cola	152
#1085	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#22	Earth and Firewater	4
#39	Earth, Wind and Firewater	4
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#133	Ecto-Cooler	9
#191	Effermint™ tablets	7
#13	El Vibrato Megadrone	2
#99	El Vibrato drone	1
#97	El Vibrato power sphere	16
#56	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	4
#24	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	19
#203	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	2
#98	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	4
#82	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	5
#70	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	6
#6	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	34
#164	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	6
#18	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	42
#126	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	5
#239	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	13
#84	Elf Guard hotpants	1
#40	Elf Guard insignia (private)	4
#43	Elf Guard patrol cap	3
#499	Elfin shortbread	1
#10	Elizabeth's paintbrush	79
#17	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#160	Elmley shades	7
#210	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#170	Elvish delight	1
#39	En Una Fila Tequila	2
#102	Enchanted Flyswatter	2
#127	Enchanted Plunger	1
🥉	Engorged Sausages and You	8
#66	Event Horizon	1
#31	Extra-slimy Slimosa	2
#33	FDKOL commendation	14,541
#521	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#38	Fabiotion	1
#107	Fantasma en la Máquina	34
#55	Fauna Libre	1
#39	Feliz Navidad	1
#370	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	20
#22	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	110
#17	Fettris	6
#1272	Feynman gate	4
#168	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#21	Firewater	6
#170	Fitspiration™ poster	1
#26	Five Second Energy™	4
#78	Flamin' Whatshisname	4
#36	Flaming Caipiranha	4
#56	Flaming Knob	2
#51	Flaming Sazerorc	2
#5	Flaskfull of Hollow	6,951
#51	Flying Caipiranha	1
#82	Fog Murderer	1
#131	Frat Army FGF	50
#12	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	85
#5	Freddy Kruegerand	9,000
#49	French bronilla brogurt	1
#52	Friendliness Beverage	201
#40	Friendly Turkey	2
#9	Frigid Northern Beans	34
#214	Frogade	1
#43	Fromage Pinotage	4
#46	Frost™ brand sword	3
#172	Frosty's frosty mug	10
#344	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	2
#8	FunFunds™	10,000
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#41	Fuzzy Tentacle	2
#21	GOTO	482
#192	Gaia beads	19
#15	Game Grid ticket	2,975
#75	Game Grid token	132
#143	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	7
#125	Gearhead Goo	3
#15	Gene Tonic: Beast	9
#13	Gene Tonic: Dude	15
🥇	Gene Tonic: Fish	6,334
#12	Gene Tonic: Horror	10
#6	Gene Tonic: Pirate	31
#16	Gene Tonic: Weird	6
#439	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#93	Gets-You-Drunk	1
#20	Ghost Dog Chow	151
#89	Gin Mint	1
#76	Glo-Pop	1
#133	Gnollish Crossdress	1
#267	Gnollish flyswatter	11
#186	Gnollish pie server	11
#347	Gnollish plunger	7
#51	Gnollish sangria	1
#425	Gnollish slotted spoon	3
#125	Gnollish toolbox	55
#41	Gnomish sagngria	1
#64	Go-Wassail	342
#21	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	83
#31	Golden Mean	3
#54	Good 'n' Quiet	2
#146	Goodfella contract	382
#101	Gordon Bennett	8
#35	Grasshopper	3
#34	Great Older Fashioned	4
🥈	Greek fire	4,683
#32	Green Burlap	4
#53	Green Giant	2
#157	Green Manalishi	2
#28	Green Muslin	3
#40	Green Velvet	2
🥉	Grey Guanon	39
#15	Groll doll	346
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#136	Gummy Brains	1
#41	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#132	Hatorade	1
#119	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	45
#31	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	98
#34	Haymaker	2
#77	Hell broth	5
#443	Hell ramen	3
#11	Hellfire Spicy Beans	23
#34	Herring Daiquiri	2
#34	Herring Wallbanger	2
#24	Herringtini	5
#7	Hersey™ SMOOCH	71
#291	Hippy Army MPE	16
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#231	Hodgman's blanket	6
#16	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	4
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#9	Hot 'n' Scarys	87
#111	Hotwire™ brand candy rope	1
#6	How to Hold a Grudge	1
#51	How to Play Othello	11
🥉	How to Tolerate Jerks	1
#48	Humanitini	3
#27	Hundred Headed IPA	12
#52	Ice Island Long Tea	3
#28	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	2
#56	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#105	Iceberglar scarf	2
#233	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	1
#61	Illuminati earpiece	6
#1870	Imp Ale	1
#23	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#23	Interview With You (a Vampire)	17
#61	Irish Coffee, English Heart	1
#73	Jack-O-Lantern beer	3
#104	Jack-in-the-box	48
#40	Jackhammer	2
#98	Jacob's rung	1
#213	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	4
#34	Jawmaster 2000™	1
#107	Jefferson wings	1
#13	Jerks' Health™ Magazine	13
#9	Jokester makeup	48
#231	Jolly Roger charrrm	18
#692	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#145	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	80
#29	Jungle Juice	3
#79	Kashmir sweater	1
#27	Kentucky-fried meat sword	9
#838	Kissin' Cousins	1
#199	Knob Goblin Mutagen	1
#176	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	2
#151	Knob Goblin elite helm	40
#206	Knob Goblin elite pants	30
#206	Knob Goblin elite polearm	27
#766	Knob Goblin elite shirt	3
#393	Knob Goblin firecracker	42
#781	Knob Goblin harem pants	2
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#101	Knob Goblin learning pill	8
#303	Knob Goblin love potion	43
#47	Knob Goblin lunchbox	62
#210	Knob Goblin melon baller	12
#172	Knob Goblin nasal spray	2
#91	Knob Goblin pants	189
#508	Knob Goblin perfume	4
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#212	Knob Goblin scimitar	70
#429	Knob Goblin seltzer	21
#298	Knob Goblin steroids	37
#236	Knob Goblin superseltzer	32
#148	Knob Goblin tongs	122
#52	Knob Goblin visor	606
#148	Knob jelly donut	1
#238	Knob nuts	1
#162	Knob pasty	3
#522	Knob sausage	3
#121	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#131	Knob shroomkabob	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#66	Knob stroganoff	8
#279	Knob stuffed shells	2
#131	Knoll lo mein	1
#480	Knoll mushroom	16
#40	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	58
#4	Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	25
🥈	Kokomo Resort Chip	777
🥈	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	153
🥈	Kokomo Resort Pass	1,777
#18	Kudzu salad	2
#16	Kudzu slaw	90
#11	LCD game: Burger Belt	314
#13	LCD game: Food Eater	338
#10	LCD game: Garbage River	349
#481	LED block	2
#22	LOLmec statuette	4
#7	LOV Elixir #9	373
#113	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	28
#457	Lars the Cyberian	1
#87	Leonard's glasses	3
#301	Let Me Be!	5
#115	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	1
#39	Li'l Businessman Kit	10
#162	Lockenstock™ sandals	26
#55	Locust	1
#26	Lollipop Drop	5
#28	London frog	2
#129	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	91
#634	Lucky Surprise Egg	2
#64	Lumineux Limnio	2
#1200	M-242	1
#260	Mace of the Tortoise	2
#342	Mad Train wine	293
#223	Mae West	3
#262	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#401	Manetwich	1
🥇	Mansquito Serum	18
#20	Mansquito's blood	72
#21	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	1
#86	Mariner's Friend cough drops	10
#478	Marquis de Poivre soda	1
#35	Marvin's marvelous pill	9
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#387	Maxing, Relaxing	3
#436	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	3
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
#10	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	565
#213	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	17
#44	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	1
#14	Meat-inflating powder	149
#167	Meleegra™ pills	68
#37	Mer-kin begsign	4
#115	Mer-kin breastplate	1
🥈	Mer-kin bunwig	244
🥇	Mer-kin cheatsheet	4,519
#103	Mer-kin cookiestove	28
#7	Mer-kin cooljuice	122
#44	Mer-kin darkbook	2
#15	Mer-kin dragbelt	7
🥈	Mer-kin eyeglasses	790
🥇	Mer-kin facecowl	623
#12	Mer-kin fastjuice	127
🥈	Mer-kin finpaddle	586
#24	Mer-kin fitbrine	17
#41	Mer-kin foodbucket	76
#17	Mer-kin gutgirdle	5
🥇	Mer-kin hallpass	2,079
#29	Mer-kin headguard	1
#47	Mer-kin healscroll	27
#15	Mer-kin hidepaint	91
#44	Mer-kin hookspear	22
#62	Mer-kin killscroll	12
#40	Mer-kin knucklebone	5
🥈	Mer-kin lipstick	3,252
#10	Mer-kin lunchbox	50
🥈	Mer-kin mouthsoap	2,357
#55	Mer-kin pinkslip	4
#61	Mer-kin prayerbeads	8
#27	Mer-kin pressureglobe	18
#6	Mer-kin ragejuice	163
#63	Mer-kin roundshield	4
#13	Mer-kin scholar tailpiece	1
#5	Mer-kin smartjuice	134
#88	Mer-kin sneakmask	2
#18	Mer-kin stopwatch	7
#4	Mer-kin strongjuice	131
#34	Mer-kin takebag	25
#11	Mer-kin thighguard	3
#18	Mer-kin thingpouch	293
#5	Mer-kin waistrope	5
#38	Mer-kin weaksauce	13
🥇	Mer-kin wordquiz	1,846
#35	Mer-kin worktea	4
#114	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	22
#13	Meteorite-Ade	422
#598	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	5
#325	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	156
#980	Microplushie: Bropane	1
#840	Microplushie: Dorkonide	1
#890	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	1
#752	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	1
#985	Microplushie: Gothochondria	1
#999	Microplushie: Hippylase	1
#580	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#920	Microplushie: Hobomosome	1
#1009	Microplushie: Otakulone	1
#953	Microplushie: Raverdrine	1
#962	Microplushie: Sororitrate	1
#81	Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey	2
#250	Milk Studs	6
#73	Mini-Crimbot crate	2
#91	Mint Yulep	1
#142	Missing Eye Simulation Device	1
#747	Mob Penguin cellular phone	21
#377	Mohawk wig	22
#43	Mohobo	2
#181	Mon Tiki	8
#169	Monstar energy beverage	62
#12	Moonds	63
#39	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	4
#136	Mornington crescent roll	1
#82	Morto Moreto	2
#80	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	1
#464	Mountain Stream soda	28
#16	Mr. Haggis	277
#69	Mr. Joe's bangles	17
#7	Mr. Mediocrebar	90,000
#82	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	4
#156	Mt. Noob Pale Ale	1
#72	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#77	Murderer's Punch	1
#57	Muschat	3
#374	NG	1
#523	NPZR chemistry set	3
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#4013	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	4
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#51	tiny slimy cyst	63
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#261	titanium assault umbrella	43
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#21	turkish mostaccioli	3
#69	turtle mud	4
#8	turtle voicebox	1,554
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🥉	twist of lime	413
#388	twitching claw	11
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#55	two meat muck	3
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#83	uncooked chorizo	96
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#8	valuable coin	1,079
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#272	wad of tofu	19
#89	war tongs	48
#66	warbear battery	34
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#71	warbear gyro	5
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#160	warbear officer requisition box	2
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#72	waterlogged cloth	19
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#121	waterlogged metal	7
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#11	weasel stomping pants	1
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🥇	weedy skirt	10
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#77	white Xanadian	8
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#54	white chocolate chip brownies	3
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#49	white elephant gift	1
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#428	white picket fence	8
#807	white pixel	9
#49	white rice	70
#44	white satin pants	147
#95	white satin shield	30
#319	white snake skin	34
#115	white sword	59
#34	white wine	8
#5	white-label gin	3
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#1933	whoopie cushion	1
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#15	willyweed	193
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#13	wind-up owl	87
#5	wind-up spider	784
#410	windchimes	12
#415	wine spritzer	1
#25	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	1,567
#38	witch hat	14
#86	witch wart	1
#61	witch's bread	2
#6	witch's brew	27
#566	witty rapier	1
#369	wolf mask	59
#173	wolfman mask	49
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#13	wrestling mask	90
#95	wriggling severed nose	1
#11	x-ray mirror	81
#1454	x-ray specs	1
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#45	yellow pixel	110
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#2115	yellow snowcone	1
#619	yellow striped oyster egg	4
#569	yeti fur	150
#104	yo-yo	305
#476	yohohoyo	2
#90	zmobie	6
#153	zombie hollandaise	3
#51	zombie pineal gland	53

Wow, that's 1,869,339 items total!

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