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| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
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| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #280 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 2 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #510 | Gaia beads | 2 |
| #184 | Genalen™ Bottle | 14 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #1017 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #347 | Orcish frat-paddle | 7 |
| #610 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #937 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #128 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #853 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #965 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #693 | black greaves | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #1059 | box | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #553 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #820 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #238 | clownskin belt | 1 |
| #595 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #283 | commemorative war stein | 123 |
| #648 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #745 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #521 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #445 | distressed denim pants | 3 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #1039 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1061 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1028 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1059 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1013 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #1022 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 2 |
| #539 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #411 | fancy seashell necklace | 5 |
| #101 | filthy poultice | 104 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #885 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
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| #246 | gas balloon | 33 |
| #121 | gauze garter | 189 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #312 | hippy bongo | 1 |
| #434 | hippy medical kit | 3 |
| #480 | hippy protest button | 2 |
| #1605 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #272 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #1294 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| #528 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #478 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #616 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #454 | perforated battle paddle | 3 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #378 | sausage bomb | 1 |
| #969 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #1496 | spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #149 | star boomerang | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #144 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #822 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #542 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #570 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #580 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #203 | useless powder | 920 |
| #508 | war tongs | 1 |
| #444 | wicker shield | 2 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |