| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #922 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #170 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 2 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #412 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #925 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #282 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 2 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #469 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #512 | Gaia beads | 2 |
| #184 | Genalen™ Bottle | 14 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #1015 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #525 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #348 | Orcish frat-paddle | 7 |
| #612 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #940 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #854 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #967 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #571 | beer bong | 1 |
| #671 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #963 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #1586 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1261 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1506 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #1054 | box | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #623 | broken sword | 1 |
| #1103 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1110 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #593 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #555 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #593 | can of maces | 1 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #823 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #238 | clownskin belt | 1 |
| #597 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #287 | commemorative war stein | 123 |
| #651 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #746 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #523 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #449 | distressed denim pants | 3 |
| #930 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #1025 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 2 |
| #540 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #413 | fancy seashell necklace | 5 |
| #101 | filthy poultice | 104 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #886 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #645 | frozen mushroom | 2 |
| #247 | gas balloon | 33 |
| #122 | gauze garter | 189 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #312 | hippy bongo | 1 |
| #436 | hippy medical kit | 3 |
| #482 | hippy protest button | 2 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #1295 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #505 | keg shield | 1 |
| #530 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #479 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #618 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #455 | perforated battle paddle | 3 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #379 | sausage bomb | 1 |
| #971 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #1494 | spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #150 | star boomerang | 1 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #145 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #593 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #540 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #569 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #579 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1052 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #203 | useless powder | 920 |
| #510 | war tongs | 1 |
| #446 | wicker shield | 2 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |