Museum :: SatireSloth

SatireSloth

Rank	Item	Quantity
#26	"Humorous" T-shirt	10
#688	1-ball	5
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1457	3-ball	1
#552	4-ball	7
#603	6-ball	6
#107	64067 scroll	6
#572	8-ball	36
#253	9-ball	4
#65	Amulet of Yendor	304
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#93	Ben-Gal™ Balm	24
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#147	Blackfly Chardonnay	44
#143	Blatantly Canadian	28
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#23	Boris's ring	49
#19	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1,773
#82	Bulky Buddy Box	33
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#508	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#251	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	3
#115	CRIMBCO lanyard	5
#751	CRIMBCO mug	13
#1421	CRIMBCO wine	3
#792	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
#85	Camp Scout pup tent	107
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#55	Cherry Cloaca Cola	60
#116	Cloaca grenade	135
#221	Cloaca-Cola	186
#111	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	31
#823	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	3
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#771	Cloaca-Cola shield	3
#354	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	2
#218	Cold Hots candy	44
#70	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	20
#90	Corpse Island iced tea	51
#319	Crimbo candied pecan	39
#307	Crimbo fudge	42
#168	Crimbo pie	19
#58	Crimbough	1
#181	Crimboween memo	49
#4250	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#33	Daffy Taffy	2,584
#23	Diet Cloaca Cola	159
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#198	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	59
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#64	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	32
#37	Doc's Miracle Cure	40
#1415	Dolphin King's crown	2
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#174	Dramatic™ range	9
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#335	Dyspepsi-Cola	201
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#775	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	3
#233	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	12
#956	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#109	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	2
#291	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#257	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#231	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#197	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#298	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#283	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#28	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	168
#356	Elfin shortbread	2
#124	Ent cider	116
#17	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	59
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#406	Frat Army FGF	3
🥇	French slippers	1
#214	Frogade	1
#64	Frost™ brand sword	2
#216	Gaia beads	16
#101	Genalen™ Bottle	45
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#45	Gnollish casserole dish	25
#55	Gnollish flyswatter	65
#58	Gnollish pie server	32
#49	Gnollish pie tin	317
#58	Gnollish plunger	50
#77	Gnollish slotted spoon	26
#67	Gnollish toolbox	104
#120	Gummi-Gnauga	35
#131	Hatorade	1
#488	Hodgman's blanket	2
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#55	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#471	Iiti Kitty phone charm	3
#252	Imp Ale	838
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#21	Jarlsberg's earring	45
#31	Jolly Roger charrrm	348
#5	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	482
#17	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1,574
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#48	Kentucky-style derby	6
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#140	Knob Goblin Uberpants	4
#160	Knob Goblin elite helm	38
#168	Knob Goblin elite pants	35
#194	Knob Goblin elite polearm	30
#82	Knob Goblin eyedrops	11
#358	Knob Goblin firecracker	50
#453	Knob Goblin harem pants	7
#390	Knob Goblin harem veil	9
#58	Knob Goblin learning pill	16
#20	Knob Goblin love potion	1,487
#463	Knob Goblin lunchbox	2
#58	Knob Goblin melon baller	85
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#234	Knob Goblin pants	65
#150	Knob Goblin perfume	26
#18	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	300
#296	Knob Goblin scimitar	41
#85	Knob Goblin seltzer	374
#104	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	2
#120	Knob Goblin spatula	202
#19	Knob Goblin steroids	1,239
#126	Knob Goblin stink bomb	2
#513	Knob Goblin superseltzer	5
#134	Knob Goblin tongs	133
#200	Knob Goblin visor	35
#343	Knob pasty	1
#71	Knob shroomkabob	3
#15	Knoll shroomkabob	185
#16	LED block	218
#253	Lockenstock™ sandals	10
#20	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1,553
#314	Lucky Surprise Egg	15
#62	M-242	224
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#68	Manetwich	14
#403	Meat detector	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#41	Meleegra™ pills	341
#141	Mer-kin hidepaint	1
#112	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
#31	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	77
#65	Miniborg beeper	8
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#276	Miniborg stomper	2
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#200	Mohawk wig	66
#353	Monstar energy beverage	10
#89	Morbidda trading card	2
#149	Mountain Stream soda	286
#37	Mr. Mediocrebar	3,306
#71	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#24	ND	31
#283	Nardz energy beverage	1
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#112	New Cloaca-Cola	2
#290	Newbiesport™ tent	8
#85	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#37	Now and Earlier	158
#52	Oil of Parrrlay	72
#28	Orcish baseball cap	214
#24	Orcish cargo shorts	220
#30	Orcish frat-paddle	311
#81	Orcish meat locker	7
#333	PADL Phone	15
#12	PVC staff	2
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#306	Penultimate Fantasy chest	69
#72	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	23
#16	Pine-Fresh air freshener	242
🥈	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	506
#90	Princess Rutabaga trading card	2
#74	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	21
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#102	Ram's Face Lager	689
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#40	Regular Cloaca Cola	65
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#23	Rock Pops	3,066
#28	SPF 451 lip balm	65
#150	Senior Mints	83
#19	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	46
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#254	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	3
#120	Snow Queen Crown	51
#110	Spam Witch sammich	619
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#23	Spooky Surprise Egg	679
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#229	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	21
#166	Sugar Cog	17
#86	Super Magic Power Sword X	2
#239	Supernova Champagne	21
#324	Swabbie™ swab	6
#165	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	518
#34	The Art of Slapfighting	27
#50	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	24
#181	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	24
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#61	Time Juice	8
#168	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	33
#79	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	188
#80	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	154
#72	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	184
#71	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	211
#124	Trollhouse cookies	488
#756	Typical Tavern swill	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#198	Uncle Romulus	6
🥈	Underworld acorn	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#156	Valentine	263
#70	Valentine's Day cake	8
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#761	Wand of Nagamar	4
#466	Warm Subject gift certificate	90
#60	White Citadel burger	80
#47	White Citadel fries	85
#106	White Hyborian	1
#217	Wint-O-Fresh mint	75
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#423	Workytime Tea	4
#134	X-37 gun	1
#22	Yummy Tummy bean	17,290
#615	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#1170	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#426	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	4
#266	abandoned candy	2
#104	abominable snowcone	244
#55	accidental cider	69
#333	all-purpose cleaner	13
#111	ammonite fossil	56
#337	ancient Magi-Wipes	12
#457	ancient frozen dinner	3
#372	ancient vinyl coin purse	7
#104	annoying pitchfork	22
#150	ant agonist	23
#142	ant hoe	3
#97	ant pick	4
#103	ant pitchfork	4
#34	ant rake	16
#335	anti-anti-antidote	6
#89	anticheese	186
#98	antique bottle of cough syrup	8
#85	antique helmet	135
#268	antique packet of ketchup	5
#93	antique shield	123
#93	antique spear	138
#8	arrrgyle socks	4,060
#64	asbestos apron	20
#58	asbestos helmet turtle	2
#371	asbestos ore	17
#66	asparagus knife	148
#306	aspirin	3
#643	asshat	1
#1192	astral mushroom	1
#55	astronaut ice-cream	9
#1619	astronaut pants	2
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#115	attention spanner	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#137	baby killer bee	69
#13	baconstone pendant	15
#7427	badass belt	1
#59	badger badge	3
#62	bag of Cheat-Os	330
#68	bag of airline peanuts	320
#191	bag of lard	6
#242	balaclava	3
#164	balaclava baklava	23
#153	ball	46
#25	balloon helmet	25
#427	ballroom blintz	4
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#728	banana	4
#435	banana peel	5
#208	banana spritzer	1
#5	banana-frosted king cake	66
#61	bananagate	96
#37	banjo strings	23
#105	bar skin	148
#47	barbed-wire fence	208
#148	bargain flash powder	6
#27	barrrnacle	634
#68	barskin hat	10
#654	baseball	3
#68	basic meat crossbow	3
#61	basic meat kilt	2
#129	basic meat pants	1
#15	basic meat skirt	16
#78	basic meat spork	2
#77	basic meat staff	2
#144	basic meat sword	1
#231	bat haggis	1
#89	bat hat	1
#243	bat wing	69
#216	bat wing kabob	1
#110	bat wing stir-fry	2
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#94	batblade	63
#43	batgut	1,451
#449	battered Crimbo Crate	24
#227	battered hubcap	1
#16	beach glass bead	482
#106	beach glass necklace	7
#60	bean burrito	43
#98	beanbag chair	9
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#80	beer basted brat	3
#544	beer bomb	19
#295	beer bong	7
#172	beer cartilage	1
#361	beer helmet	9
#18	beertini	234
#383	bejeweled pledge pin	9
#34	bellhop bell	27
#88	berry-infused sake	1
#41	bezoar ring	1
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#206	big bad voodoo mask	3
#200	big red clown nose	42
#17	bigger stick	22
#79	bilge wine	576
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#256	bit-o-cactus	14
#73	black candy heart	200
#62	black cherry soda	13
#34	black cowboy hat	3
#510	black eyedrops	1
#81	black facepaint	7
#357	black forest ham	4
#96	black paisley oyster egg	39
#274	black pepper	8
#334	black picnic basket	3
#251	black pixel	102
#12	black plastic oyster egg	179
#126	black pudding	29
#194	black sheepskin diploma	1
#851	black snake skin	1
#156	black spot	5
#11	black striped oyster egg	220
#727	black sword	1
#210	blackberry	78
#27	blackberry combat boots	37
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#77	blended frozen swill	4
#81	blood flower	166
#43	blood of the Wereseal	65
#346	bloody clown pants	15
#16	bloody mary	326
#14	blue glowstick	31
#98	blue paisley oyster egg	27
#225	blue pixel	352
#72	blue pixel potion	23
#172	blue plastic oyster egg	28
#82	blue polka-dot oyster egg	31
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#692	blue snowcone	3
#93	blue striped oyster egg	37
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#437	blue-frosted astral cupcake	2
#25	blueberry-frosted king cake	23
#74	blundarrrbus	7
#87	bone collar	4
#52	bone crusher	1
#488	bone rattle	2
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#72	booty chest charrrm	182
#109	borg sock monkey	20
#49	boring spaghetti	21
#146	bottle of Definit	16
#259	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	5
#55	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	65
#195	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	11
#92	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	118
#35	bottle of Mystic Shell	31
#256	bottle of Ooze-O	3
#215	bottle of Pete's Sake	1
#56	bottle of Pinot Renoir	33
#210	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	4
#325	bottle of alcohol	8
#32	bottle of antifreeze	20
#67	bottle of black cat tonic	16
#78	bottle of cooking sherry	47
#69	bottle of gin	790
#3681	bottle of goofballs	3
#19	bottle of pirate juice	39
#74	bottle of popskull	53
#198	bottle of realpagne	2
#10	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	44
#344	bottle of sake	1
#314	bottle of sewage schnapps	17
#331	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#310	bottle opener belt buckle	7
#141	bottlecap turtle	1
#26	bottled green pixie	2
#30	bottled inspiration	97
#54	bouquet of circular saw blades	25
#114	bowl of cottage cheese	278
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#73	bowl of lucky charms	11
#20	bowl of rye sprouts	86
#368	box	31
#127	box turtle	3
#81	boxed wine	561
#241	boxing glove	1
#32	boxing glove on a spring	2
#164	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	17
#35	brains casserole	18
#152	brainy skull	3
#174	brass stinger	3
#96	brick	326
#436	brick of sand	1
#295	briefcase	20
#49	brine	274
#114	broken carburetor	2
#20	broken cellular phone	631
#57	broken skull	954
#122	broken sword	45
#159	bronze breastplate	11
#73	bronzed locust	58
#221	brown sugar cane	24
#38	bubble bauble bow	2
#94	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
#35	bubblewrap crossbow	3
#158	bubblewrap ore	17
#305	bubbly potion	42
#40	buckler buckle	27
#387	buckyball	12
#77	bugbear beanie	127
#269	bugbear bungguard	22
#261	bullet-proof corduroys	16
#88	bum cheek	230
#938	bunch of bananas	1
#29	bunch of square grapes	686
#42	buoybottoms	30
#109	cactus fruit	28
#185	calavera concertina	1
#196	calle de miel	9
#61	can of Binarrrca	159
#27	can of Red Minotaur	259
#258	can of Swiller	11
#545	can of fake snow	1
#29	can of maces	50
#45	can of spinach	36
#164	can of starch	1
#31	candied yams	225
#345	candy brain	10
#23	candy cane	3,026
#1062	candy kneecapping stick	3
#1465	candy knuckles	2
#502	candy stake	12
#62	cannonball charrrm	207
#165	canopic jar	63
#14	canteen of wine	658
#14	carbon nanotube frame	1,467
#373	carbonated soy milk	7
🥈	carbonite visor	1
#82	cardboard katana	10
#122	cardboard ore	20
#39	carob chunk cookies	161
#21	carob chunk noodles	178
#22	carob chunks	494
#344	casino pass	9
#343	cast	59
#132	cat appendix	42
#121	catgut	110
#216	catgut taco	1
#169	catsup	1
#127	centipede eggs	39
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#419	cheap cigar butt	1
#29	cheap elven gloves	67
#19	cheap plastic bottle opener	255
#69	cheap wind-up clock	20
#656	chef's hat	7
#90	cherry pie	12
#626	chewing gum on a string	4
#32	chintzy accordion pin	23
#545	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#69	chintzy noodle ring	20
#125	chintzy saucepan earring	9
#38	chintzy seal pendant	33
#82	chintzy turtle brooch	13
#116	chisel	1
#576	chloroform rag	1
#12	chocolate filthy lucre	1,586
#123	chocolate spurs	6
#89	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	19
#10	chocolate-frosted king cake	72
#28	chopsticks	218
#23	chorizo brownies	148
#22	chorizo taco	452
#686	chrome ore	4
#30	chunk of depleted Grimacite	242
#81	citrus-infused sake	1
#54	clockwork rings	1
#21	clockwork rod	5
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#634	cloudy potion	8
#65	clown hammer	321
#134	clown shoes	28
#332	clown skin	19
#73	clown whip	2
#185	clown wig	1
#27	clownskin belt	22
#51	clownskin buckler	4
#83	clownskin harness	7
#55	club necklace	63
#45	cocktail onion	88
#557	cocoa egg	14
#58	cocoa eggshell fragment	1,415
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#310	coffin lid	4
#203	cog	154
#117	cog and sprocket assembly	6
#71	cold ninja mask	68
#297	cold powder	1
#26	comfy blanket	1
#752	commemorative war stein	2
#273	communications windchimes	26
#1056	computronic processing unit	1
#77	concentrated cordial of concentration	3
#44	concentrated magicalness pill	67
#386	cool mushroom	6
#93	cool mushroom casserole	3
#653	cool whip	2
#56	copper ha'penny charrrm	215
#27	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	6
#522	corn holder	1
#52	cornuthaum	189
#56	corpse on the beach	66
#80	corpsedriver	54
#77	corrupted data	306
#362	costume sword	1
#246	cottage	1
#138	cracker	1
#152	cranberries	240
#100	crazy little Turkish delight	322
#165	cream of pointy mushroom soup	1
#433	cream pie	1
#113	cream stout	56
#33	creamsicle	160
#43	crossbow string	14
#33	crotchety pants	2
#14	crowbarrr	401
#113	cruelty-free wine	44
#306	cup of infinite pencils	4
#245	cup of primitive beer	8
#93	cursed black pearl onion	24
#149	cursed bottle of black-label rum	12
#45	cursed cannonball	43
#132	cursed dirty joke scroll	13
#377	cursed piece of thirteen	1
#50	cursed sea biscuit	43
#115	cursed voodoo skull	16
#379	cyborg stompin' boot	5
#268	cyclops eyedrops	1
#65	cymbal syrup	213
#456	daisy	4
#248	dance card	8
#301	dark potion	46
#612	dead guy's watch	7
#24	decorative fountain	516
#83	defective skull	259
#234	dehydrated caviar	22
#35	delectable fire ant	104
🥉	delicious noodles	3,254
#103	delicious salad	363
#38	delicious spicy noodles	15
#21	demon buckler	11
#291	demon skin	38
#19	demon-horned hat	28
#30	demonskin jacket	12
#24	demonskin trousers	22
#118	denim axe	4
#1264	dense meat stack	1
#59	dental pliers	1
🥈	deodorant	1,675
#335	desiccated apricot	15
#154	detective skull	1
#93	dew yoana lei	1
#42	dew yoana salacious lei	3
#43	diamond necklace	79
#153	diamond-studded cane	55
#58	diamond-studded fronts	5
#274	didgeridooka	13
#120	dill	251
#51	dire fudgesicle	91
#403	disassembled clover	162
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#1012	disco ball	13
#976	disco mask	12
#240	disease	64
#36	disembodied smile	57
#344	dishrag	1
#173	disintegrating quill pen	59
#476	disintegrating sheet music	1
#354	displaced fish	10
#247	distilled fortified wine	11
#239	distressed denim pants	16
#28	disturbing fanfic	19,674
#340	divine can of silly string	19
#358	divine champagne flute	11
#320	divine noisemaker	23
#113	diving muff	1
#73	doll house	88
#79	dollhive	122
#93	donkey flipbook	8
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#237	dope wheels	3
#20	double daisy	17
#145	drab sonata	45
#94	draggin' ball hat	125
#259	dreadlock whip	3
#97	dried face	54
#1370	drywall axe	4
#31	duck-on-a-string	43
#1578	duct tape	7
#74	dungeoneer's dungarees	17
#284	dusty Crimbo crate	37
#78	dusty bottle of Marsala	254
#81	dusty bottle of Merlot	268
#108	dusty bottle of Muscat	204
#72	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	305
#78	dusty bottle of Port	301
#74	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	273
#14	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	29
#23	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	16
#303	dusty first cervical vertebra	1
#24	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	18
#299	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	1
#319	dusty left clavicle	1
#189	dusty left fifth rib	2
#312	dusty left fourth rear claw	1
#294	dusty left kneecap	1
#309	dusty left seventh rib	1
#303	dusty left third rear claw	1
#296	dusty left ulna	1
#299	dusty right clavicle	1
#310	dusty right eighth rib	1
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#1222	tiny plastic leprechaun	15
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#19	unrolling pin	16
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#396	unstable laser battery	69
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#274	valuable trinket	328
#47	vampire collar	57
#51	vanilla-frosted king cake	20
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#35	walrus-tusk earring	43
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#38	weegee sqouija	4
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#16	whiskey and cola	226
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#27	white Xanadian	27
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#231	white pixel	185
#142	white satin pants	38
#147	white satin shield	17
#61	white snake skin	239
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#27	white whip	6
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#33	wiffle-flail	3
#6	willowy bonnet	5
#71	wind-up chattering teeth	320
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#217	wine spritzer	4
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#80	witch hat	9
#42	witty rapier	283
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#509	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#127	wussiness potion	174
#68	x-ray specs	298
#176	yak anorak	1
#96	yak skin	17
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#52	yak whip	4
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#181	yam candy	1
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#24	yellow glowstick	26
#25	yellow gummi ingot	1,089
#45	yellow paisley oyster egg	43
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#83	yellow plastic oyster egg	47
#44	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	36
#84	yellow snowcone	307
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#38	yellow traffic cone	1
#51	yeti fur	8,185
#114	yo	75
#205	yo-yo	145
#55	yohohoyo	74
#51	yummy death watch beetle	66
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#148	zmobie	1

Wow, that's 467,528 items total!

what items are this player missing?