Museum :: Douglas Hossenfeffer

Douglas Hossenfeffer

Rank	Item	Quantity
#581	"DRINK ME" potion	2
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1119	1-ball	2
#956	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	2
#1050	2-ball	2
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1081	3-ball	2
#890	30669 scroll	2
#1082	33398 scroll	2
#773	334 scroll	2
#1113	4-ball	2
#55	4-d camera	7
#362	4-dimensional guitar	2
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#1077	5-ball	2
#1072	6-ball	2
#118	64067 scroll	5
#273	668 scroll	3
#682	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	2
#1486	7-ball	1
#50	7-inch discus	1
#1975	8-ball	2
#626	9-ball	1
#409	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	2
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#569	ASCII shirt	2
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#276	Alewife™ Ale	1
#274	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#230	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#231	Alice's Army Coward	1
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#72	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#39	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#248	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#212	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#227	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#225	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#255	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#258	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#173	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#251	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#1456	Amulet of Yendor	1
#877	Ancient Saucehelm	3
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#1964	Angry Farmer candy	2
#317	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	2
#124	Ankh of Badahnkadh	3
#788	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#787	Asleep in the Cemetery	2
#242	Atomic Comic	2
#217	Atomic Pop	1
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#441	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	2
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1044	BGE merchandise order form	1
#898	BGE shotglass	6
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#28	BRICKO airship	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#480	BRICKO brick	2
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#21	BRICKO cathedral	1
#25	BRICKO egg	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#419	BRICKO eye brick	2
#17	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#630	BURT	1
#842	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#3368	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	2
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#590	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#612	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#187	Bash-Ōs cereal	3
#101	Beignet Milgranet	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#562	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#227	BitterSweetTarts	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#209	Bjorn's Hammer	2
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#674	Black No. 2	2
#618	Blackfly Chardonnay	2
#495	Blatantly Canadian	2
#608	Bling of the New Wave	2
#502	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#528	Blood Light	2
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#534	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#265	Boozehounds Anonymous token	2
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#170	Boris's key lime	2
#309	Boris's key lime pie	2
#924	Boris's ring	1
#1673	Boss Bat bling	1
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#1568	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	2
#68	Bright Water	1
#40	Brimstone Beret	1
#64	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#24	Brimstone Bracelet	1
#32	Brimstone Brooch	1
#40	Brimstone Bunker	1
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#282	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	2
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#246	C.H.U.M. chum	2
#399	C.H.U.M. knife	2
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#582	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#508	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#917	CRIMBCO mug	10
#1700	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#1224	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#1190	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#151	CSA all-purpose soap	2
#164	CSA bravery badge	2
#229	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
#225	CSA discount card	1
#396	CSA fire-starting kit	2
#179	CSA obedience grenade	2
#215	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
#167	Camp Scout pup tent	2
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#70	Cerebral Cloche	2
#133	Cerebral Crossbow	2
#80	Cerebral Culottes	2
#368	Cherry Cloaca Cola	2
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
🥈	ChibiBuddy™ (on)	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#476	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#165	Claybender glasses	1
#48	Climate Colada	1
#1732	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1153	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#999	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#168	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	3
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#967	Colander of Em-er'il	3
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#165	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	3
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#113	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	9
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1450	Corpse Island iced tea	2
#1483	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#560	Crimbo candied pecan	18
#623	Crimbo fudge	15
#74	Crimbo paste	1
#551	Crimbo peppermint bark	18
#345	Crimbo pie	6
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#3212	Crimbuck	1
#3601	Crown of the Goblin King	2
#288	DNOTC Box	1
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#320	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#366	Diet Cloaca Cola	2
#858	Disco 'Fro Pick	4
#251	Disco Banjo	2
#313	Divine	1
#456	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	2
#645	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	2
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#354	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	2
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#1415	Dolphin King's crown	2
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#1107	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#294	Dramatic™ range	4
#2267	Drowsy Sword	2
#149	Duskwalker syringe	2
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#1253	Dyspepsi-Cola	20
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#991	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#477	Ecto-Cooler	1
#808	El Sombrero De Lopez	3
#29	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
#99	El Vibrato drone	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#374	El Vibrato power sphere	2
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#160	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#291	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#257	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#231	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#197	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#298	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#283	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#949	Elder Turtle Shell	3
#548	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	2
#356	Elfin shortbread	2
#85	Ellsbury's journal	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#346	Elmley shades	2
#170	Elvish delight	1
#1051	Ent cider	2
#206	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#1165	FDKOL commendation	1
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#521	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#143	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	4
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#169	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#89	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	1
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#140	Frogade	3
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#65	Frosty's carrot	2
#430	Frosty's frosty mug	3
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#178	GOTO	1
#512	Gaia beads	2
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#284	Game Grid ticket	1
#264	Game Grid token	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#397	Genalen™ Bottle	2
#307	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	2
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#633	Gnollish flyswatter	2
#474	Gnollish pie server	2
#577	Gnollish pie tin	2
#579	Gnollish plunger	2
#486	Gnollish slotted spoon	2
#594	Gnollish toolbox	2
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#334	Go-Wassail	54
#102	Good 'n' Slimy	1
#1011	Goodfella contract	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#215	Grateful Undead T-shirt	2
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#1440	Green Clover of Justice	1
#343	Gummi-DNA	1
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#601	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
#164	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	3
#759	Heimandatz's heart	2
#118	Hell broth	2
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#324	Hodgman's blanket	4
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#63	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	2
#411	Hollandaise helmet	2
#37	Humpty Dumplings	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#55	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#556	Iiti Kitty phone charm	2
#347	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	2
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#1001	Instant Karma	2
#1288	Iron Beta of Industry	2
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#159	Jarlsberg's key lime	2
#302	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	2
#880	Jocko Homo's head	2
#724	Jolly Roger charrrm	2
#545	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	2
#608	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	9
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#515	Kissin' Cousins	2
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#94	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#150	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	3
#820	Knob Goblin elite helm	2
#815	Knob Goblin elite pants	2
#792	Knob Goblin elite polearm	2
#892	Knob Goblin elite shirt	2
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#1096	Knob Goblin firecracker	2
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#164	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#945	Knob Goblin love potion	2
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#913	Knob Goblin pants	2
#627	Knob Goblin perfume	2
#263	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	2
#914	Knob Goblin scimitar	2
#737	Knob Goblin seltzer	2
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#632	Knob Goblin spatula	2
#831	Knob Goblin steroids	2
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#642	Knob Goblin superseltzer	2
#963	Knob Goblin tongs	2
#746	Knob Goblin visor	2
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#148	Knob jelly donut	1
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#706	Knob mushroom	2
#191	Knob nuts	2
#343	Knob pasty	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#904	Knoll mushroom	2
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#471	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#669	LED block	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#550	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	2
#456	Lars the Cyberian	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#526	Lederhosen of the Night	2
#77	Li'l Businessman Kit	4
#90	Lobster qua Grill	2
#445	Lockenstock™ sandals	2
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#3361	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	2
#970	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#634	Lucky Surprise Egg	2
#86	Lumineux Limnio	1
#1042	M-242	2
#186	MSG	2
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1758	Mad Train wine	1
#308	Mae West	1
#261	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#401	Manetwich	1
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#396	Marquis de Poivre soda	3
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#559	Maxing, Relaxing	2
#518	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	2
#491	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	2
#264	Meat detector	2
#131	Meat maid	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#404	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	10
#1000	Meleegra™ pills	2
#183	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#173	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#42	Mer-kin paste	1
#81	Mer-kin pinkslip	2
#132	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#155	Mer-kin takebag	2
#163	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
#325	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	2
#914	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	2
#1060	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	2
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#391	Misty Cape	1
#902	Mob Penguin cellular phone	15
#851	Mohawk wig	2
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#488	Monstar energy beverage	3
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#103	Morto Moreto	1
#593	Mountain Stream soda	14
#23	Mr. Eh?	1
#462	Mr. Joe's bangles	2
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#91	Muschat	1
#158	ND	1
#374	NG	1
#568	NPZR chemistry set	2
#169	Nardz energy beverage	4
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#132	Necbro wafers	1
#282	Necrotelicomnicon	2
#287	Neuromancer	1
#47	New Cloaca-Cola	6
#434	Newbiesport™ tent	2
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#1202	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	2
#368	Nightstalker perfume	2
#742	Now and Earlier	1
#191	Nuclear Blastball	4
#424	Oil of Parrrlay	2
#107	Okee-Dokee soda	2
#217	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#64	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	2
#475	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	2
#93	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#1269	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#677	Orcish baseball cap	2
#615	Orcish cargo shorts	2
#595	Orcish frat-paddle	2
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#612	PADL Phone	1
#92	PB&BP	1
#29	PVC staff	1
#237	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	1
#160	Pain Dip	1
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#476	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	2
#196	Piddles	1
#628	Pine-Fresh air freshener	2
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#166	Pokëmann band-aid	2
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#777	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#890	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#888	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#142	Polysniff Perfume	2
#67	Prelude of Precision	2
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#332	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	2
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#283	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	3
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#869	Ram's Face Lager	2
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#369	Red Pill	1
#330	Regular Cloaca Cola	2
#222	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	8
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#2522	Rock Pops	2
#449	Rock and Roll Legend	2
#204	Roo trading card	1
#114	Russian Ice	1
#701	SPF 451 lip balm	2
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#715	Safari Jack's moustache	2
#62	Salsa de las Epocas	1
#1610	Scalp of Gorgolok	2
#982	Schrödinger's thermos	2
#1319	Senior Mints	1
#658	Sensual Massage for Creeps	2
#211	Serenity trading card	1
#538	Silver Bullet beer	1
#282	Sinful Desires	2
#24	Single Alice's Army Foil	1
#122	Skullhead's Screw	1
#393	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	2
#556	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	2
#150	Sneaky Pete's key lime	2
#313	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	2
#183	Space Tourist Phaser	1
#212	Space Tours Tripple	2
#1027	Spam Witch sammich	2
#79	Spirit Precipice	2
#845	Spooky Surprise Egg	2
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#45	Staff of the Black Kettle	2
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#61	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
#66	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#121	Staff of the Soupbone	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#13	Staff of the Woodfire	1
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#1736	yeti fur	1
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Wow, that's 10,826 items total!

what items are this player missing?