Museum :: Lungbutter

Lungbutter

Rank	Item	Quantity
#37	"DRINK ME" potion	1,570
#234	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	8
#687	1-ball	5
#341	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	23
#501	2-ball	8
#519	3-ball	8
#43	30669 scroll	232
#236	33398 scroll	96
#49	334 scroll	134
#82	37x37x37 puzzle cube	60
#379	4-ball	12
#139	4-d camera	1
#361	4-dimensional guitar	2
#342	5-ball	14
#399	6-ball	11
#133	64067 scroll	4
#320	668 scroll	2
#418	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	6
#396	7-ball	12
#50	7-inch discus	1
#628	8-ball	29
#400	9-ball	2
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#254	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#294	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#224	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#719	A. W. O. L. commendation	4
#265	ASCII shirt	7
#187	Alewife™ Ale	5
#9	Alice's Army Alchemist	244
#15	Alice's Army Bowman	81
#8	Alice's Army Cleric	123
#12	Alice's Army Coward	99
#8	Alice's Army Dervish	32
#8	Alice's Army Guard	259
#9	Alice's Army Halberder	242
#14	Alice's Army Hammerman	96
#8	Alice's Army Horseman	113
#11	Alice's Army Lanceman	102
#10	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	251
#10	Alice's Army Martyr	29
#10	Alice's Army Ninja	267
#9	Alice's Army Nurse	257
#8	Alice's Army Page	256
#9	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	255
#12	Alice's Army Sniper	25
#9	Alice's Army Spearsman	255
#9	Alice's Army Swordsman	265
#11	Alice's Army Wallman	249
#201	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	2
#880	Ancient Saucehelm	3
#537	Angelhair Culottes	2
#234	Angry Farmer candy	635
#316	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	2
#789	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#432	Asleep in the Cemetery	4
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#240	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	4
#325	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	3
#61	BGE merchandise order form	56
#111	BGE pocket calendar	6
#88	BGE shotglass	48
#455	BGE temporary tattoo	2
#316	BGE tiny plastic toy	4
#28	BRICKO airship	1
#30	BRICKO bat	2
#145	BRICKO brick	2,145
#21	BRICKO cathedral	1
#24	BRICKO elephant	2
#155	BRICKO eye brick	441
#35	BRICKO hat	2
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#79	BRICKO reactor	4
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#76	Bag o' Tricks	1
#535	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	2
#612	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#2709	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	3
#823	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
#613	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#290	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#77	Battlie Light Saver	15
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#520	Better Than Cuddling Cake	3
#147	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	6
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#48	BitterSweetTarts	124
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#40	Black Body™ spray	16
#209	Blackfly Chardonnay	21
#909	Bling of the New Wave	1
#502	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#254	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#2386	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#35	Bonestabber	1
#50	Boozehounds Anonymous token	21
#170	Boris's key lime	2
#1169	Boss Bat bling	2
#2774	Boss Bat britches	1
#1742	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#830	Bulky Buddy Box	3
#112	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	5
#143	C.H.U.M. chum	11
#132	C.H.U.M. knife	7
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#1119	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#509	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#530	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#163	CRIMBCO mug	100
#935	CRIMBCO scrip	90
#62	CRIMBCO wine	100
#162	CRIMBCOIDS mints	13
#152	CRIMBCOLOAF	14
#101	CSA all-purpose soap	18
#114	CSA bravery badge	21
#90	CSA cheerfulness ration	88
#201	CSA discount card	2
#124	CSA fire-starting kit	189
#105	CSA obedience grenade	52
#74	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	193
#81	Camp Scout pup tent	118
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#371	Cherry Cloaca Cola	2
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#176	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#102	Cinco Mayo Lager	3
#478	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#92	Claybender glasses	6
#147	Cloaca Cola Polar	2
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1154	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1487	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#904	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#995	Cloaca-Cola shield	2
#611	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#192	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	2
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2408	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#78	Coily™	1
#693	Colander of Em-er'il	4
#344	Cold Hots candy	18
#92	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	9
#59	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	26
#131	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	6
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#82	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	16
#126	Corpse Island iced tea	40
#236	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	23
#74	Crimbo candied pecan	473
#80	Crimbo fudge	426
#78	Crimbo peppermint bark	425
#436	Crimbo pie	4
#49	Crimbo wreath	10
#177	Crimbojito	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2338	Crimbuck	12
#467	Crown of the Goblin King	53
#920	Daffy Taffy	27
#321	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#314	Deactivated O. A. F.	2
#34	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	99
#308	Diet Cloaca Cola	3
#1167	Disco 'Fro Pick	3
#309	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	3
#24	Dogsgotnonoz pills	15
#243	Dolphin King's crown	19
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#282	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	13
#343	Dramatic™ range	3
#517	Drowsy Sword	36
#83	Duskwalker fangs	6
#74	Duskwalker syringe	12
#523	Dyspepsi-Cola	118
#904	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	2
#1000	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	2
#991	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#956	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
#579	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#25	Earring of Fire	3
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#1788	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#199	El Vibrato power sphere	6
#77	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	3
#75	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	9
#203	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	2
#58	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	6
#158	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	2
#86	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	4
#322	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#284	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#130	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	27
#175	Elfin shortbread	6
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#71	Elmley shades	17
#18	Elron's Explosive Etude	4
#357	Ent cider	21
#205	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#298	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	33
#129	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	5
#36	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	4
#72	Frat Army FGF	116
#120	Frogade	4
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#700	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#164	Gaia beads	25
#776	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#165	Game Grid ticket	31
#264	Game Grid token	1
#786	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#148	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	2
#116	Genalen™ Bottle	33
#68	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	21
#89	Gin Mint	1
#1025	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#211	Gnollish flyswatter	14
#147	Gnollish pie server	14
#251	Gnollish pie tin	15
#201	Gnollish plunger	14
#233	Gnollish slotted spoon	9
#52	Gnollish toolbox	143
#82	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	5
#1050	Go-Wassail	1
#798	Goodfella contract	6
#175	Gordon Bennett	2
#100	Grateful Undead T-shirt	6
#724	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#37	Green Clover of Justice	35
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#132	Hatorade	1
#249	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#1148	Heimandatz's heart	1
#99	Hell broth	3
#104	Hell ramen	88
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#94	Hippy Army MPE	147
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#8	Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#66	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#146	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#143	Hollandaise helmet	73
#38	Humpty Dumplings	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#28	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	2
#56	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#320	Iiti Kitty phone charm	7
#329	Imp Ale	612
#23	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#464	Instant Karma	12
#1676	Iron Beta of Industry	1
🥉	Jack-in-the-box	1,253
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#1286	Jocko Homo's head	1
#178	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	13
#1017	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#38	Kevlar balloon	10
#356	Kissin' Cousins	3
#94	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	1
#247	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
#102	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	8
#820	Knob Goblin elite helm	2
#816	Knob Goblin elite pants	2
#568	Knob Goblin elite polearm	5
#766	Knob Goblin elite shirt	3
#160	Knob Goblin firecracker	154
#152	Knob Goblin harem pants	39
#150	Knob Goblin harem veil	37
#64	Knob Goblin learning pill	13
#72	Knob Goblin love potion	328
#462	Knob Goblin lunchbox	2
#181	Knob Goblin melon baller	15
#246	Knob Goblin pants	60
#381	Knob Goblin perfume	7
#209	Knob Goblin scimitar	71
#423	Knob Goblin seltzer	22
#350	Knob Goblin spatula	17
#72	Knob Goblin steroids	281
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#210	Knob Goblin tongs	91
#745	Knob Goblin visor	2
#57	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	5
#109	Knob jelly donut	2
#47	Knob lo mein	11
#88	Knob mushroom	193
#151	Knob nuts	4
#79	Knob pasty	8
#79	Knob sausage	179
#87	Knob sausage stir-fry	2
#131	Knob shroomkabob	1
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#185	Knob stuffed shells	7
#24	Knoll lo mein	13
#137	Knoll mushroom	102
#388	Knoll shroomkabob	2
#473	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#814	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#90	Lars the Cyberian	4
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#134	Li'l Businessman Kit	1
#90	Lobster qua Grill	2
#159	Lockenstock™ sandals	27
#486	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	56
#969	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#86	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	667
#508	Lucky Surprise Egg	5
#578	M-242	10
#159	MSG	4
#176	Mad Train wine	618
#262	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#294	Manetwich	2
#19	Marvin's marvelous pill	15
#37	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	115
#80	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	46
#37	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	415
#264	Meat detector	2
#318	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	17
#799	Meleegra™ pills	5
#145	Mer-kin foodbucket	2
#184	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#117	Mer-kin killscroll	4
#91	Mer-kin pressureglobe	2
#131	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#106	Mer-kin thingpouch	5
#98	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	33
#163	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	580
#337	Microplushie: Bropane	33
#406	Microplushie: Dorkonide	8
#279	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	19
#583	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	2
#304	Microplushie: Gothochondria	29
#312	Microplushie: Hippylase	40
#294	Microplushie: Hipsterine	4
#338	Microplushie: Hobomosome	17
#372	Microplushie: Otakulone	33
#384	Microplushie: Raverdrine	17
#321	Microplushie: Sororitrate	30
#16	MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	1
#91	Mint Yulep	1
#248	Misty Cape	5
#237	Misty Cloak	5
#212	Misty Robe	7
#259	Mohawk wig	45
#122	Monstar energy beverage	106
#68	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	2
#240	Mountain Stream soda	129
#116	Mr. Haggis	24
#219	Mr. Joe's bangles	7
#2681	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#72	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#66	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#35	Mudflap-Girl Ring	2
#73	Mylar balloon	5
#340	NPZR chemistry set	10
#282	Necrotelicomnicon	2
#129	New Cloaca-Cola	1
#725	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#852	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	4
#31	Nose Ring of Putrescence	2
#570	Now and Earlier	3
#89	Oil of Parrrlay	41
#217	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#478	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	2
#94	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#158	Orcish baseball cap	28
#213	Orcish cargo shorts	15
#281	Orcish frat-paddle	10
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#105	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#79	PADL Phone	238
#29	PVC staff	1
#110	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	33
#159	Pain Dip	1
#21	Pendant of Fire	2
#182	Penultimate Fantasy chest	177
#108	Piddles	15
#161	Pine-Fresh air freshener	23
#135	PlexiPips	1
#881	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#774	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#592	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#810	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#775	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#797	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#565	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#779	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#892	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#580	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#899	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#866	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#889	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#33	Polka Pop	100
#100	Polysniff Perfume	6
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#84	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	18
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#283	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	3
#8	Radio KoL Bottle Opener	1
#91	Raggedy Hippy doll	5
#247	Ram's Face Lager	151
#129	Red Pill	3
#95	Red Rover BB gun	36
#281	Regular Cloaca Cola	3
#40	Ring of Fire	2
#36	Ring of the Sewer Snake	2
#1821	Rock Pops	13
#114	Russian Ice	1
#19	S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	1
#59	S.T.L.T.	2
#404	SPF 451 lip balm	5
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#1073	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#82	Sangria de Menthe	1
#1610	Scalp of Gorgolok	2
#482	Schrödinger's thermos	25
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#538	Silver Bullet beer	1
#191	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	4
#285	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	5
#150	Sneaky Pete's key lime	2
#189	Snow Queen Crown	20
#104	Space Tourist Phaser	6
#106	Space Tours Tripple	13
#162	Spam Witch sammich	347
#24	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	1
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#217	Spooky Surprise Egg	76
#138	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	7
#1453	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#61	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
#13	Staff of the Woodfire	1
#645	Steal This Candy	1
#436	Summer Nights	3
#91	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	2
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#69	Supernova Champagne	138
#164	Swabbie™ swab	26
#68	T.U.R.D.S. Key	19
#123	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	145
#79	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	236
#44	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	5
#96	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	203
#279	Tales from the Fireside	4
#109	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	20
#523	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	91
#100	Tequiz Navidad	1
#22	The Art of Slapfighting	47
#22	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#509	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	2
#188	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	23
#90	The Joy of Wassailing	23
#73	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#33	The Lost Pill Bottle	2
#704	The Mariachi's guitar case	2
#42	The Ring	2
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
🥇	Thinknerd T-Shirt	1
#95	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	40
#1948	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#19	Tiger-lily's milk	224
#90	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	70
#938	Travels with Jerry	1
#65	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	271
#62	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	265
#66	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	254
#66	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	264
#257	Trollhouse cookies	177
#171	Tuesday's ruby	18
#110	Typical Tavern swill	111
#274	Ultrasoldier Serum	2
#14	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	58
#844	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	2
#35	Uncle Hobo's belt	1
#23	Uncle Hobo's epic beard	1
#29	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#59	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
#294	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	10
#702	Uncle Romulus	1
#23	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
#12	Underworld truncheon	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#72	Unspeakable Earring	1
#225	Valentine	145
#76	Venus flytrap	5
#78	Vial of jus de larmes	2
#85	Vodka Matryoshka	1
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#237	WA	1
#852	Wand of Nagamar	3
#204	Wand of Oscus	1
#174	Warm Subject gift certificate	1,007
#166	Wax Flask	1
#89	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	6
#96	Whoompa Fur Pants	5
#1359	Wint-O-Fresh mint	4
#62	Wolfman Nardz	27
#79	Workytime Tea	32
#134	X-37 gun	1
#732	Yakisoba's hat	2
#160	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	3
#53	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	731
#2246	Yummy Tummy bean	21
#291	Ze™ goggles	1
#157	Zim Merman's guitar	5
#82	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	13
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#182	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#189	Zombo's shield	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#69	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	32
#25	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#116	a butt tuba	13
#141	a little sump'm sump'm	29
#335	abandoned candy	1
#164	abominable snowcone	128
#144	accidental cider	16
#662	acid-squirting flower	3
#184	acoustic guitarrr	23
#109	actual reality goggles	22
#540	adder bladder	6
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#1576	adorable seal larva	1
#134	agua de vida	27
#87	airblaster gun	36
#135	all-purpose cleaner	78
#129	all-purpose flower	1
#77	alphabet gum	26
#1018	ammonite fossil	1
#20	amphibious tophat	1
#390	amulet of extreme plot significance	35
#656	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#145	ancient calendar fragment	1
#67	ancient ice cream scoop	16
#135	ancient protein powder	59
#409	ancient spice	3
#251	ancient stone fist	1
#232	ancient stone head	1
#58	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
#2948	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	2
#395	ancient vinyl coin purse	6
#680	anniversary balloon	1
#853	anniversary gift box	5
#393	annoying pitchfork	7
#188	ant agonist	18
#185	ant hoe	2
#167	ant pick	2
#253	ant pitchfork	1
#184	ant rake	2
#129	ant sickle	3
#184	anti-anti-antidote	25
#205	anticheese	52
#424	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	3
#198	antique bottle of cough syrup	3
#171	antique bottle opener	5
#722	antique greaves	2
#745	antique helmet	2
#54	antique packet of ketchup	70
#535	antique painting of a landscape	1
#354	antique pair of blue jeans	2
#57	antique record album	58
#670	antique shield	3
#586	antique souvenir drawing	1
#694	antique spear	3
#92	armgun	56
#93	around the world	43
#175	arrowgram	5
#343	arrrgyle socks	7
#96	artisanal limoncello	10
#76	asbestos apron	16
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#138	asbestos ore	68
#262	asbestos staff	2
#478	asbestos sword	1
#176	asbestos sword hilt	1
#248	asparagus knife	36
#49	asparagus lo mein	9
#467	asshat	2
#676	astral mushroom	9
#2063	astronaut pants	1
#30	auxiliary backbone	1
#182	bätzle	7
#197	baby killer bee	48
#28	babycakes	22
#58	backwoods screwdriver	45
#518	bacon bath ball	1
#1481	baconstone	4
#186	baconstone earring	1
#408	baconstone pendant	1
#122	baconstone ring	2
#130	bad-ass club	1
#7429	badass belt	1
#104	badass pie	1
#93	badge of authority	3
#328	bag of Cheat-Os	27
#80	bag of GORF	182
#79	bag of GORP	223
#96	bag of QWOP	63
#85	bag of bones	9
#287	bag of lard	4
#105	bag of many confections	2
#835	baggie of powdered sugar	9
#430	balaclava	1
#406	balaclava baklava	5
#1312	ball	3
#305	balloon helmet	1
#665	balloon monkey	2
#105	balloon shield	1
#312	balloon sword	1
#79	ballpark hot daub	1
#167	ballroom blintz	38
#1147	banana	1
#176	banana cream pie	3
#222	banana daiquiri	1
#36	banana milkshake	4
#30	banana peel	144
#215	banana smoothie	3
#208	banana spritzer	1
#251	banana supersucker	1
#94	bananarama bangle	1
#18	baneful bandolier	2
#218	banjo strings	1
#115	bar skin	136
#122	bar whip	1
#513	barbed-wire fence	8
#307	bargain flash powder	1
#21	bark beret	2
#21	bark boxers	2
#23	bark bracelet	2
#166	barrrnacle	83
#73	barskin buckler	1
#110	barskin cloak	1
#186	barskin tent	1
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#67	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
#457	baseball	8
#100	basic meat kilt	1
#397	bat guano	24
#89	bat hat	1
#77	bat whip	1
#101	bat wing	206
#37	bat wing stir-fry	14
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#109	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	11
#156	batblade	29
#346	batgut	82
#23	bath ball gift set	98
#153	battered Crimbo Crate	99
#227	battered hubcap	1
#158	bazookafish bubble gum	20
#310	beach glass bead	12
#288	beach glass necklace	1
#78	beaten-up Chucks	7
#71	beautiful soup	2
#184	beefy fish meat	2
#17	beer basted brat	30
#192	beer bomb	219
#21	beer bong	265
#23	beer helmet	380
#11	beer lens	1,230
#141	beer-soaked mop	4
#787	beertini	1
#82	beery blood	1
#58	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	10
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#182	bejeweled cufflinks	23
#25	bejeweled pledge pin	411
#977	belemnite fossil	1
#88	berry-infused sake	1
#19	bezoar ring	2
#81	big bad voodoo mask	11
#243	big bass drum	4
#210	big boom	7
#145	big glob of skin	1
#651	big red clown nose	5
#112	big slimy cyst	1
#264	bilge wine	74
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#59	bindlestocking	27
#146	bird rib	12
#74	bishop cookie	1
#108	bit of clingfilm	31
#104	bit-o-cactus	59
#28	bitter pill	3
#141	black & tan	26
#89	black belt	1
#872	black candy heart	1
#167	black cherry soda	2
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#162	black eyedrops	5
#138	black facepaint	2
#205	black forest cake	21
#234	black forest ham	10
#171	black greaves	18
#194	black helmet	14
#105	black kettle drum	14
#94	black paisley oyster egg	40
#340	black pension check	9
#409	black pepper	3
#277	black picnic basket	5
#701	black pixel	11
#382	black plastic oyster egg	13
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#8	black pudding	761
#94	black sheepskin diploma	4
#275	black shield	9
#283	black snake skin	21
#812	black snowcone	1
#465	black spot	1
#2666	black striped oyster egg	1
#202	black sword	16
#68	black velvet box	11
#89	black-and-blue light	659
#232	blackberry	64
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#98	blackberry polite	3
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#76	blank diary	2
#245	blank fudge mold	1
#91	blended frozen swill	3
#199	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#88	blind-packed capsule toy	213
#275	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	24
#478	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	14
#795	bloody beer	3
#324	bloody clown pants	17
#73	bloody mary	41
#29	blue class ring	156
#1773	blue paisley oyster egg	2
#935	blue pixel	15
#96	blue plasma ball	653
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#536	blue plastic oyster egg	9
#1674	blue polka-dot oyster egg	2
#751	blue snowcone	2
#230	blue striped oyster egg	18
#83	blue suede shoes	1
#125	blue velvet cake	1
#320	blue-frosted astral cupcake	3
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#156	boilermaker	3
#36	bone and arrows	1
#112	bone aperitif	5
#828	bone chips	4
#87	bone collar	4
#52	bone crusher	1
#61	bone flute	68
#93	bone meal	6
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#53	bonerang	1
#58	boning knife	1
#346	booty chest charrrm	16
#105	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#183	booze-soaked cherry	2
#36	boring spaghetti	40
#16	borrowed time	123
#46	bottle of Blank-Out	355
#22	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	275
#31	bottle of Definit	190
#36	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	162
#20	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	314
#52	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	125
#440	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	9
#103	bottle of Mystic Shell	9
#335	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#54	bottle of Pete's Sake	18
#252	bottle of Pinot Renoir	6
#320	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	2
#195	bottle of alcohol	20
#671	bottle of antifreeze	1
#243	bottle of black cat tonic	2
#123	bottle of cooking sherry	20
#28	bottle of gin	3,192
#1535	bottle of goofballs	15
#26	bottle of moontan lotion	2
#22	bottle of peppermint schnapps	11
#167	bottle of pirate juice	5
#254	bottle of popskull	9
#56	bottle of realpagne	11
#43	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	9
#23	bottle of rum	9,341
#227	bottle of sake	3
#50	bottle of sewage schnapps	157
#39	bottle of tequila	1,790
#237	bottle of ultravitamins	2
#26	bottle of vodka	4,091
#30	bottle of whiskey	4,958
#20	bottle opener belt buckle	267
#66	boulder	35
#485	bouquet of circular saw blades	2
#83	bowl of cottage cheese	370
#48	bowl of lucky charms	18
#91	box	191
#69	box of Familiar Jacks	6
#854	box of sunshine	325
#230	box turtle	1
#27	boxed champagne	173
#29	boxed wine	2,548
#16	boxing glove	53
#66	boxing glove on a spring	1
#108	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	37
#109	brains casserole	4
#73	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#12	brass crank handle	2
#231	brass stinger	2
#183	breakfast mess	2
#181	breath mint	4
#1242	brick	19
#274	brick of sand	5
#251	briefcase	31
#252	brine	75
#232	broken carburetor	1
#400	broken skull	42
#501	broken sword	2
#105	bronze breastplate	19
#164	brown pixel	1
#448	brown plastic baby	1
#65	brown sugar cane	137
#177	bubble-wrap simulator	4
#197	bubblewrap ore	11
#138	bubblin' crude	145
#116	bubbling tempura batter	1
#956	bubbly potion	1
#32	bucket of honey	197
#1274	buckyball	2
#331	bugbear beanie	18
#313	bugbear bungguard	17
#46	bugbear purification pill	15
#30	bugged balaclava	8
#105	bullet-proof corduroys	87
#135	bum cheek	156
#18	bunch of square grapes	1,494
#246	bungle in the jungle	4
#145	buoybottoms	7
#31	burst hellseal brain	475
#48	bus pass	31
#147	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	4
#78	cactus fruit	51
#185	calavera concertina	1
#314	calle de miel	4
#250	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#88	can of CRIMBCOLA	20
#203	can of Red Minotaur	23
#126	can of Swiller	43
#71	can of depilatory cream	2
#546	can of fake snow	1
#8	can of franks 'n' beans	25
#592	can of maces	1
#733	can of spinach	2
#164	can of starch	1
#225	can-can-in-a-can	1
#161	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	47
#95	can-you-dig-it?	2
#76	candied bolts	10
#557	candied kobold	5
#84	candied nuts	10
#57	candied yam pinky ring	1
#41	candied yams	164
#716	candy brain	2
#1926	candy cane	13
#26	candy cane candygram	1
#1565	candy kneecapping stick	2
#69	candy knuckles	22
#79	candy skeleton	14
#3110	candy stake	2
#43	cane-mail pants	1
#30	cane-mail shirt	1
#249	cannonball charrrm	27
#80	cannonball charrrm bracelet	1
#150	canopic jar	75
#1215	capacitor relay	5
#71	carbonated soy milk	141
#285	carbonated water lily	15
#80	cardboard box turtle	1
#161	cardboard ore	15
#520	cardboard wakizashi	2
#77	carob cannon	1
#525	carob chunk cookies	2
#639	carob chunk noodles	1
#178	carob chunks	49
#49	carrot cake	1
#873	casino pass	1
#170	cast	178
#217	cat appendix	21
#203	catgut	50
#109	catskin buckler	1
#83	catskin cap	1
#22	cement sandals	22
#121	centipede eggs	41
#294	chaos butterfly	892
#122	chaos popcorn	1
#89	charged magnet	1
#67	charming flute	17
#39	charpuce jub-jub bird	1
#50	cheap cigar butt	86
#157	cheap plastic blowgun	1
#77	cheap studded belt	749
#998	cheap toaster	2
#201	chef's hat	63
#126	chef-in-the-box	3
#110	chef-skull-in-the-box	1
#665	cherry	1
#121	cherry pie	8
#219	chintzy noodle ring	4
#322	chintzy saucepan earring	2
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#116	chisel	1
#577	chloroform rag	1
#284	chocolate bath ball	3
#30	chocolate cigar	36
#248	chocolate disco ball	1
#352	chocolate filthy lucre	10
#410	chocolate spurs	1
#168	chocolate turtle totem	2
#940	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#75	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	26
#671	chopsticks	2
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#265	chorizo taco	16
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#253	chrome helmet turtle	1
#51	chrome ore	170
#283	chrome staff	2
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#1149	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#81	citrus-infused sake	1
#237	clay peace-sign bead	19
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#50	clingfilm tangle	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#117	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	1
#27	clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	1
#79	clockwork chef-in-the-box	2
#43	clockwork detective skull	1
#32	clockwork hat	2
#22	clockwork pants	2
#52	clockwork pirate skull	1
#54	clockwork rings	1
#97	clockwork thingamajig	1
#44	clockwork trench coat	2
#968	cloudy potion	1
#557	clown shoes	3
#56	clown skin	172
#197	club necklace	26
#118	club of the five seasons	1
#611	cocktail napkin	1
#29	cocktail onion	158
#41	cocoa eggshell fragment	2,404
#42	coconut shell	2,223
#128	coffin lid	13
#184	cog	172
#12	cold and sour sauce	19
#130	cold hi mein	5
#778	cold ninja mask	1
#9	collection of tiny spooky objects	314
#129	cologne of contempt	2
#508	colored-light "necklace"	1
#188	colorful plastic ball	272
#254	comfy pillow	1
#650	communications windchimes	1
#527	computronic processing unit	5
#78	concentrated cordial of concentration	3
#217	concentrated garbage juice	4
#116	concentrated magicalness pill	22
#69	concoction of clumsiness	1
#98	confusing LED clock	87
#95	congratulatory cake	1
#20	consolation ribbon	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#13	cool mushroom casserole	55
#177	cool whip	36
#253	copper ha'penny charrrm	27
#226	cordial of concentration	1
#522	corn holder	1
#569	corncob pipe	1
#120	cornuthaum	72
#141	corpse on the beach	35
#44	corpsebite	8
#1424	corpsedriver	2
#152	corpsetini	34
#7	corroded breeches	1
#6	corrosive cowl	1
#37	corrupt club of corrupt corruption	1
#670	corrupted data	3
#121	costume sword	7
#91	cotton candy bale	2
#187	cotton candy cone	1
#31	cotton candy cordial	1
#165	cotton candy pillow	1
#106	cotton candy pinch	1
#142	cotton candy plug	1
#96	cotton candy skoshe	2
#121	cotton candy smidgen	1
#138	cracker	1
#132	cranberries	295
#90	cranberry cordial	4
#232	crazy little Turkish delight	74
#47	cream pie	66
#52	cream stout	117
#63	creamsicle	96
#140	creepy ginger ale	3
#35	crimsilion jub-jub bird	1
#48	croquet hedgehog	2
#113	crotchety pants	1
#161	crowbar	1
#245	crowbarrr	10
#198	crown-shaped beanie	1
#8	cruelty-free wine	2,826
#242	crumbling rat skull	2
#165	crusty hula hoop	2
#125	crystal skeleton vodka	1
#260	crystallized memory	1
#200	cube of billiard chalk	1
#307	cup of infinite pencils	4
#279	cup of primitive beer	6
#30	cupcake-in-a-cup	15
#72	curmudgel	19
#487	cursed black pearl onion	1
#259	cursed bottle of black-label rum	5
#513	cursed bottle of rum	1
#36	cursed breeches	1
#64	cursed cutlass	1
#42	cursed eyepatch	1
#81	cursed piece of thirteen	17
#129	cursed sea biscuit	14
#115	cyber-mattock	1
#104	d12	15
#310	daisy	10
#585	dance card	1
#963	dark potion	1
#37	das boot	4
#139	day-old beer	1
#213	dead guy's watch	38
#70	dead lights pie	3
#615	deadly lampshade	1
#116	decanter of fine Scotch	2
#57	decaying goldfish liver	134
#27	decaying wooden oar	1
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#302	decorative fountain	22
#1478	defective skull	1
#130	dehydrated caviar	78
#60	delicious comfit?	2
#84	delicious noodles	68
#307	delicious salad	197
#18	delicious spicy noodles	65
#383	deluxe fax machine	1
#93	demon buckler	1
#53	demon skin	431
#97	demon whip	1
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#439	dense meat stack	142
#84	dense meat sword	1
#239	dented harmonica	7
#20	deodorant	180
#431	depantsing bomb	4
#25	depleted Grimacite astrolabe	1
#10	depleted Grimacite grappling hook	2
#9	depleted Grimacite gravy boat	3
#98	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	4
#12	depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	2
#328	depleted uranium seal figurine	2
#156	desiccated apricot	75
#186	designer handbag	14
#154	detective skull	1
#32	dew yoana lei	6
#74	dew yoana salacious lei	1
#15	diabolical crossbow	1
#216	diamond necklace	23
#179	diamond-studded cane	45
#177	diamond-studded fronts	1
#164	didgeridooka	43
#220	digital key lime	1
#268	dill	136
#235	dire fudgesicle	6
#516	dirty hobo gloves	26
#41	disassembled clover	3,432
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#577	disco ball	47
#529	disco mask	50
#467	disembodied brain	5
#291	disembodied smile	1
#234	disintegrating quill pen	38
#281	displaced fish	15
#297	distilled fortified wine	9
#25	distressed denim pants	368
#410	disturbing fanfic	321
#158	divine champagne flute	100
#447	divine champagne popper	1
#586	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#80	double-barreled sling	18
#80	double-ice box	1
#104	double-ice britches	1
#171	double-ice cap	1
#680	drab sonata	2
#390	draggin' ball hat	15
#27	dragon snaps	209
#373	dreadlock whip	1
#88	dress pants	3
#181	dried face	23
#79	dripping meat crossbow	1
#100	dripping meat sword	1
#51	drum machine	215
#265	dry martini	1
#36	dry noodles	6,798
#213	dry vodka martini	1
#582	drywall axe	21
#153	ducha de oro	11
#268	duct tape	156
#80	duct tape buckler	1
#127	duct tape dockers	1
#92	duct tape fedora	1
#108	duct tape shirt	1
#232	duct tape sword	1
#194	duct tape wallet	4
#204	dull fish scale	26
#553	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#414	dusty Crimbo crate	27
#307	dusty animal pelvis	1
#295	dusty bottle of Marsala	64
#296	dusty bottle of Merlot	74
#256	dusty bottle of Muscat	85
#303	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	64
#288	dusty bottle of Port	80
#287	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	63
#295	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	1
#316	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	1
#292	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	1
#303	dusty first cervical vertebra	1
#307	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	1
#320	dusty left clavicle	1
#283	dusty left eighth rib	1
#307	dusty left femur	1
#303	dusty left first rib	1
#305	dusty left humerus	1
#302	dusty left second front claw	1
#297	dusty left second rib	1
#309	dusty left seventh rib	1
#312	dusty left tibia	1
#296	dusty left ulna	1
#310	dusty right eighth rib	1
#296	dusty right first rear claw	1
#289	dusty right scapula	1
#296	dusty right seventh rib	1
#294	dusty right third rib	1
#293	dusty right tibia	1
#190	dusty second caudal vertebra	2
#608	dwarf bread	6
#174	dwarvish magazine	7
#101	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	11
#117	eXtreme mittens	49
#229	eXtreme nose ring	1
#116	eXtreme scarf	43
#4234	easter egg balloon	2
#34	eel battery	19
#38	eelskin hat	1
#28	eelskin pants	1
#947	effervescent potion	1
#191	effluvious emerald	7
#336	eggbeater	1
#64	eggman noodles	3
#393	eggnog	44
#548	electrical thingamabob	1
#63	electronic dulcimer pants	1
#13	elephant stinger	116
#1813	elven limbos gingerbread	1
#14	elven cellocello	432
#91	elven suicide capsule	81
#870	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	5
#516	empty meat tank	3
#155	enchanted barbell	14
#652	enchanted toothpick	1
#124	enchantlers	1
#22	energy drink IV	316
#866	ennui-flavored potato chips	8
#75	enormous belt buckle	98
#72	enormous hoop earring	22
#144	epic wad	4
#255	especially salty dog	1
#84	essential cameraderie	1
#100	essential tofu	1
#611	evil golden arch	7
#209	evil golden arches	4
#1285	evil teddy bear	7
#58	evil teddy bear sewing kit	5
#145	exotic orchid	1
#95	expensive cigar	2
#293	exploding hacky-sack	3
#1564	explosion-flavored chewing gum	3
#103	extra-fancy ring setting	2
#48	extra-greasy slider	76
#200	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#152	extra-spicy bloody mary	34
#22	extra-strength rubber bands	2
#290	extra-strength strongness elixir	4
#195	eye of newt	72
#19	eye of the Tiger-lily	103
#185	eye-pod	3
#97	eyedrops of newt	6
#109	eyedrops of the ermine	7
#83	eyedrops of the ocelot	4
#154	eyepatch	72
#359	f3d0r4	19
#260	facehugging alien	1
#117	fake blood	10
#1986	fake fake vomit	1
#504	fake hand	55
#512	fake plastic grass	3
#291	false eyelashes	1
#19	fancy bath salts	1,466
#138	fancy beef jerky	1
#14	fancy black tie	1
#133	fancy chocolate car	22
#1784	fancy dress ball	3
#94	fancy opera glasses	42
#90	fancy schmancy cheese sauce	3
#20	fancy tin beer can	13
#14	fancy tophat	1
#16	fancy tuxedo pants	1
#34	farfalle bow tie	1
#77	fat bottom quark	28
#1136	fat stacks of cash	2
#997	felt	9
#412	fermenting powder	1
#655	ferret bait	1
#1427	festive holiday hat	1
#685	festive sausage	2
#413	fetid feather	14
#183	fettucini Inconnu	4
#303	fez of etymology	1
#207	figurine of a charred seal	15
#346	figurine of a cold seal	17
#407	figurine of a shadowy seal	2
#443	figurine of a slippery seal	3
#213	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	5
#133	figurine of an armored seal	2
#124	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	30
#86	filigreed hamethyst earring	1
#33	filigreed hamethyst necklace	2
#48	filigreed hamethyst ring	2
#212	filth-encrusted futon	4
#291	filthy corduroys	26
#276	filthy knitted dread sack	28
#673	filthy lucre	55
#197	filthy pestle	15
#89	filthy poultice	144
#38	fin-bit wax	1
#608	fine wine	4
#57	finger cymbals	28
#1349	fire	2
#147	fire poi	30
#28	fish bazooka	3
#92	fish scimitar	1
#489	fish-liver oil	5
#141	fishy fish	1
#79	fishy fish casserole	4
#94	fishy fish lasagna	2
#54	fishy wand	2
#957	fizzy potion	1
#258	flamin' bindle	3
#317	flaming crutch	20
#500	flaming feather	12
#328	flaming mushroom	8
#12	flaming nose	2
#362	flaming talons	18
#39	flamingo mallet	1
#193	flange	16
#905	flaregun	1
#72	flat dough	145
#110	flavored foot massage oil	546
#158	flimsy clipboard	9
#151	floaty gravel	1
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#7	floaty rock helmet	1
#7	floaty rock necklace	1
#7	floaty rock pants	1
#215	floaty sand	99
#101	floral print shirt	3
#140	flower petal pie	4
#178	flowing hippy skirt	5
#143	fluid of fudge-finding	1
#78	flute of flat champagne	247
#63	flypaper staff	1
#84	flytrap pellet	5
#82	foam dart	672
#351	foam noodle	2
#792	foolscap fool's cap	1
#270	foon	1
#20	foot-long hot daub	1
#119	forest tears	9
#155	fortune cookie	24
#181	fossilized baboon skull	4
#206	fossilized bat skull	3
#112	fossilized demon skull	5
#207	fossilized limb	52
#212	fossilized serpent skull	4
#205	fossilized spider skull	2
#156	fossilized spike	30
#145	fossilized spine	14
#477	fossilized torso	7
#277	fossilized wing	13
#225	fossilized wyrm skull	3
#252	frat brats	2
#270	frayed rope belt	5
#460	freezin' bindle	1
#74	freshwater pearl necklace	18
#328	frightful feather	26
#562	frigid air mattress	1
#255	frigid hankyū	1
#325	frigid mote	2
#1092	frigid ninja stars	1
#156	frilly shirt	4
#191	frilly skirt	26
#466	frozen banquet	4
#645	frozen mushroom	2
#596	frozen nunchaku	2
#148	fruit bowl	2
#1674	fruitcake	7
#133	fruity girl swill	1
#220	fudgesicle	1
#85	funky dried mushroom	138
#36	furniture dolly	101
#141	furry fur	1,211
#64	furry green earmuffs	1
#86	furry kilt	1
#429	furry pants	1
#67	furry skirt	1
#41	fuzzbump	160
#213	fuzzy busby	15
#2298	fuzzy dice	3
#281	fuzzy earmuffs	8
#261	fuzzy montera	9
#292	ga-ga radio	8
#107	garish pinky ring	37
#41	gas balloon	335
#207	gator skin	42
#31	gatorskin umbrella	19
#183	gauze shorts	1
#98	gearbox necklace	8
#1206	ghost cucumber	18
#121	ghuol ears	174
#135	ghuol egg	193
#556	ghuol egg quiche	1
#101	ghuol guolash	119
#196	ghuol-ear kabob	2
#118	giant cactus quill	9
#78	giant cheesestick	1
#170	giant designer sunglasses	26
#234	giant discarded bottlecap	22
#503	giant discarded plastic fork	20
#268	giant discarded torn-up glove	17
#28	giant fishhook	1
#26	giant foam finger	233
#98	giant marshmallow	4
#81	giant motorcycle boots	4
#225	giant moxie weed	14
#229	giant needle	308
#865	giant pinky ring	15
#132	gibson	1
#107	gift-a-pult	4
#19	gill rings	2
#129	gin and tonic	1
#3941	gingerbread bugbear	1
#1325	gingerbread horror	5
#84	gingerbread house	6
#1335	gingerbread mutant bugbear	4
#58	gingerbread robot	11
#49	ginormous pumpkin	8
#383	glacial sapphire	1
#15	glass of baboon milk	152
#223	glass of goat's milk	64
#45	glimmering raven feather	3
#109	glimmering roc feather	2
#183	glistening fish meat	2
#72	glistening staff	1
#273	glittery mascara	1
#21	glob of Blank-Out	1
#246	glob of green slime	2
#192	gloomy black mushroom	18
#365	gloomy mushroom wine	1
#53	glowing fungus	11
#257	glowing red eye	79
#69	gnat lasagna	2
#99	gnatloaf	1
#54	gnatloaf casserole	7
#191	gnatwing	34
#145	gnatwing earring	1
#155	gnauga hide buckler	1
#149	gnauga hide chaps	1
#79	gnauga hide kilt	1
#48	gnauga hide skirt	1
#102	gnauga hide vest	1
#204	gnauga hide whip	1
#221	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	2
#200	gnoll lips	20
#294	gnoll teeth	14
#134	gnoll-tooth necklace	2
#394	goat	1
#521	goat beard	6
#52	goat cheese	1,102
#219	goat cheese pizza	52
#271	goatskin umbrella	5
#31	gob of wet hair	1,898
#162	goblin autoblowgun	1
#159	goblin hunting spear	1
#83	gold lamé pants	11
#358	gold wedding ring	16
#211	golden plastic oyster egg	1
#2776	golden ring	1
#340	good brain	1
#2657	googly eye	1
#140	goth kid t-shirt	42
#80	goulauncher	1
#65	gr8ps	142
#206	grapefruit	58
#251	grapes	37
#122	grass clippings	9
#76	grass whistle	1
#136	grassy cutlass	10
#500	grave robbing shovel	1
#94	green balloon	112
#323	green beer	44
#482	green candy heart	25
#47	green clay bead	309
#243	green drunki-bear	1
#348	green pixel potion	1
#90	green smoke bomb	33
#384	green snowcone	27
#430	green-frosted astral cupcake	2
#273	gremlin juice	7
#178	grinning turtle	1
#6	grisly shield	1
#226	grog	8
#70	groovy prism necklace	1
#809	grouchy restless spirit	3
#3897	grue egg	3
#735	grue egg omelette	1
#71	grumpy old man charrrm	57
#140	grungy bandana	8
#142	grungy flannel shirt	5
#533	guano coffee cup	1
#55	guard turtle collar	22
#47	guard turtle shell	80
#217	guitar pick	19
#68	gummi bowtie	1
#376	guy made of bee pollen	7
#99	haggis socks	39
#136	haggis-infused soap	21
#96	haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	42
#78	hair of the calf	3
#88	hairy staff	1
#184	half-baked potion	8
#26	half-height unicycle	1
#173	half-orchid	26
#295	half-rotten brain	2
#323	half-sized guitar	1
#375	halfberd	1
#1152	hamethyst	6
#198	hamethyst earring	1
#328	hamethyst necklace	1
#133	hamethyst ring	2
#736	handful of confetti	57
#120	handful of hand chalk	500
#75	handful of moss	141
#127	handful of numbers	3
#50	handful of nuts and berries	217
#52	handful of pine needles	540
#203	handful of sand	105
#631	handful of sawdust	1
#113	handful of walnuts	45
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#401	handsomeness potion	3
#39	happiness	196
#132	hardened slime belt	1
#150	hardened slime hat	1
#142	hardened slime pants	1
#56	hardware upgrade	1
#404	harem girl t-shirt	2
#116	headhunter necktie	8
#134	heart necklace	35
#698	heart of the volcano	9
#489	heart-shaped balloon	11
#533	heavy D	75
#34	heavy hot sauce	2
#160	heavy leather-bound tome	1
#192	heavy metal sonata	3
#83	heavy necklace chain	3
#28	hellion cube	361
#21	hellseal claw	1,417
#17	hellseal whisker	1,429
#60	helm of the white knight	1
#164	helmet recipe	2
#529	helmet turtle	73
#263	hemp string	58
#74	henna face paint	27
#910	herb brownies	5
#207	herbal stuffing	35
#430	herbs	36
#45	hermit permit	153
#12	herringcello	541
#969	hill of beans	1
#134	hippo skin buckler	1
#161	hippo whip	1
#77	hippopotamus kilt	1
#125	hippopotamus pants	1
#57	hippopotamus skirt	1
#74	hipposkin poncho	3
#113	hippy bongo	13
#197	hippy herbal tea	4
#161	hippy medical kit	31
#162	hippy protest button	34
#766	hobo nickel	152
#866	holiday cheese log	1
#160	holiday log	1
#60	holly-flavored Hob-O	2
#78	home robotics kit	35
#17	homemade robot gear	1
#45	honey-dew	14
#236	honey-dipped locust	11
#204	hopping socks	1
#121	horizontal tango	19
#118	hors d'oeuvre tray	18
#74	hot and sour sauce	1
#188	hot buttered roll	2
#61	hot cross bow	1
#90	hot date	203
#153	hot daub	1
#18	hot daub bun	1
#16	hot daub stand	1
#50	hot hi mein	50
#197	hot katana blade	97
#358	hot pink lipstick	1
#96	hot plate	43
#201	hot stuffing	1
#138	hot wing	731
#306	hovering sombrero	1
#70	huge pumpkin	6
#91	huge spoon	32
#1026	hyperbolic plasma focuser	1
#728	hypodermic needle	1
#60	ice skate doll	1
#121	ice stein	3
#266	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	784
#157	ice-cold Willer	487
#165	ice-cold fotie	292
#300	ice-cold six-pack	38
#325	iced-out bling	1
#101	icicle katana	1
#419	icy katana hilt	5
#425	icy-hot katana	1
#83	igloo pie	1
#163	imbued seal-blubber candle	1
#101	imitation crab crate	5
#188	imitation crab meat	10
#35	imitation whetstone	1
#70	imp air	16
#118	imp unity ring	39
#513	incense bath ball	1
#111	incredible pizza	2
#61	infernal fife	50
#184	infernal insoles	20
#577	inflatable duck	1
#75	ink bladder	7
#63	insane tophat	1
#121	insanely spicy bean burrito	109
#47	insanely spicy jumping bean burrito	47
#39	intricate clockwork birdhouse	1
#139	intriguing puzzle box	3
#548	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	5
#455	irate sombrero	3
#1282	iron pasta spoon	1
#2796	irradiated candy cane	1
#6	ittah bittah hookah	1
#139	ivory cue ball	1
#137	jabañero pepper	5
#1194	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	1
#312	jack flapper	1
#32	jalapeño slices	1
#212	jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	1
#79	jar of fermented pickle juice	31
#581	jar of squeeze	1
#106	jawbruiser	19
#807	jerky coins	10
#148	jewelry-making pliers	3
#265	jug-o-magicalness	7
#95	jumbo olive	48
#130	jumping bean taco	1
#75	jungle drum	15
#78	kamicorpse-ee	5
#64	keel-haulin' knife	3
#33	keg shield	193
#21	kick-ass kicks	229
#147	king cookie	1
#57	kiwi	137
#1424	kneecapping stick	3
#55	knight cookie	2
#367	knob bugle	1
#98	knob ka-bobs	21
#147	knob mushroom wine	1
#67	knobby kneepads	1
#897	kumquartz	1
#85	kumquartz ring	1
#43	kumquat	164
#250	kumquat supersucker	1
#53	large box	265
#282	large cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#2929	laser-broiled pear	2
#682	lavender candy heart	10
#186	lavender paisley oyster egg	16
#1590	lavender plastic oyster egg	2
#1767	lavender striped oyster egg	1
#98	lawn dart	5
#63	lawnmower blade	4
#387	lead necklace	23
#124	leaf	1
#99	leaf of grass	6
#135	leather bookmark	2
#131	leather chaps	34
#175	leather mask	39
#569	leathery bat skin	5
#645	leathery cat skin	4
#68	leathery rat skin	230
#492	left half of a heart necklace	1
#8	leftover Crimbo rations	19
#96	leftovers of indeterminate origin	37
#229	lemon	287
#285	lemon meringue pie	2
#103	lemon popsicle	1
#202	leotarrrd	11
#412	leprechaun hatchling	1
#170	letterman's jacket	1
#730	lewd playing card	2
#117	libation of liveliness	4
#55	licorice boa	1
#40	licorice garrote	31
#544	licorice root	3
#109	lihc eye	252
#441	lihc eye pie	3
#108	lihc face	76
#357	lime	28
#233	lime supersucker	1
#1210	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	1
#114	linoleum helmet turtle	1
#171	linoleum ore	38
#437	linoleum staff	1
#521	linoleum sword	1
#51	little paper umbrella	2,210
#209	little round pebble	1
#140	live lobster	5
#98	live wire	7
#80	liver and let pie	5
#114	liver popsicle	1
#361	llama lama gong	2
#147	loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	1
#71	lollipop cufflinks	1
#673	lollipop stick	17
#67	long pork	72
#60	long pork casserole	6
#16	long pork chop sandwiches	49
#104	long pork lasagna	1
#71	long skinny balloon	152
#280	longhaired hippy wig	2
#197	loose teeth	350
#379	los chinos	1
#60	lotion of coldness	26
#59	lotion of hotness	32
#62	lotion of sleaziness	29
#63	lotion of spookiness	29
#59	lotion of stench	29
#24	love song of disturbing obsession	1,017
#24	love song of icy revenge	829
#33	love song of naughty innuendo	917
#30	love song of smoldering passion	906
#26	love song of sugary cuteness	990
#33	love song of vague ambiguity	947
#484	lowercase N	14
#433	lucky bottlecap	2
#15	lucky cat statue	31
#863	lucky rabbit's foot	7
#86	lumbering jack	7
#15	lump of coal	122
#102	lump of diamond	42
#425	lupine sword	1
#57	lychee chuhai	2
#1431	macaroni duck	1
#126	machetito	1
#559	mad scientist's sock monkey	5
#386	magic lamp	1
#79	magic whistle	57
#374	magical ice cube with a fly in it	80
#34	magical ice cubes	2,736
#57	magicalness-in-a-can	130
#103	magicberry tablets	31
#100	magilaser blastercannon	55
#91	magnetic sculpture kit	22
#387	magnifying glass	1
#107	maiden wig	32
#103	makeshift cape	3
#171	makeshift skirt	1
#45	makeshift turban	3
#16	malevolent medallion	1
#238	mandarina colada	2
#238	mandarina colada with a fly in it	1
#476	many-eyed glasses	3
#382	maple leaf	1
#80	margarita	43
#134	mariachi hat	82
#1299	mariachi pants	1
🥉	marinara jug	1
#496	marshmallow	20
#194	martini	20
#529	marzipan skull	16
#1984	mauve paisley oyster egg	1
#932	mauve plastic oyster egg	4
#48	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	48
#2384	mauve striped oyster egg	1
🥇	mayfly bait necklace	1
#223	meat paste	557
#34	meat shield	1
#142	meat st‰¿bing club	1
#143	meat stack	537
#311	meat vortex	136
#235	meatcar model	2
#136	meatloaf helmet	1
#131	meatsmithing guide	2
#133	meatspout staff	1
#95	meaty helmet turtle	1
#63	megatofu	198
#6	melted Jell-o shot	2,533
#117	memory of a C	12
#56	memory of a CG base pair	2
#83	memory of a CT base pair	1
#102	memory of a G	14
#54	memory of a GT base pair	2
#246	memory of a T	3
#240	memory of an A	3
#59	memory of an AG base pair	2
#29	memory of an AT base pair	9
#114	memory of some delicious amino acids	11
#129	menudo ravioli	6
#148	mesh cap	27
#165	metallic A	330
#35	metrognome	1
#938	milky potion	1
#23	mime soul fragment	339
#80	mimosette	5
#88	mind flayer corpse	244
#320	miner's helmet	9
#412	miner's pants	5
#147	miniature boiler	1
#164	miniature carton of clove cigarettes	3
#24	miniature pruning shears	1
#22	miniature tophat	1
#49	mirrored aviator shades	1
#53	misfit dolly	2
#48	misfit hobby horse	2
#33	misfit teddy bear	3
#71	mixed wildflower greens	22
#468	mojo filter	1
#587	molotov cocktail cocktail	1
#86	monkey wrench	31
#2029	monomolecular yo-yo	1
#730	mood ring	1
#364	moonglasses	1
#149	mother's little helper	44
#25	motivational poster	100
#145	moxie magnet	1
#62	moxie weed	499
#361	mugcake	5
#66	mulled cider	31
#377	mullet wig	3
#271	mummy costume	26
#220	mummy mask	1
#239	mummy wrapping	88
#911	murky potion	1
#168	mushroom fermenting solution	45
#227	mushroom pizza	5
#248	myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	1
#169	mysterious present	1
#600	mysterious silver lapel pin	1
#81	nailswurst	1
#3076	nanite-infested candy cane	2
#352	nanite-infested eggnog	13
#2618	nanite-infested fruitcake	2
#1477	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	4
#96	nasty rat mask	1
#83	natty blue ascot	4
#91	natural fennel soda	79
#60	neurostim pill	22
#20	night-vision goggles	35
#243	ninja hot pants	16
#628	ninja mop	1
#24	non-stick pugil stick	1
#13	not-a-pipe	155
#262	nothing-in-the-box	1
#125	nurse's hat	1
#67	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	13
#176	nutty organic salad	1
#418	obnoxious riddle	1
#498	obsidian dagger	36
#131	ocarina of space	27
#164	ocean motion	14
#91	odor extractor	1
#876	off-white paisley oyster egg	2
#674	off-white plastic oyster egg	7
#47	off-white striped oyster egg	41
#119	office-supply crossbow	1
#78	oil cap	1
#73	oil lamp	1
#124	oil of expertise	5
#233	oil of oiliness	1
#143	oil of slipperiness	3
#217	oil of stability	1
#69	oil pan	1
#84	oil slacks	1
#470	oily golden mushroom	1
#278	oily mushroom wine	1
#202	ointment of the occult	4
#103	old school Mafia knicke½æ	1
#89	old school calculator watch	43
#256	old school flying disc	1
#28	old soft shoes	1
#854	old sweatpants	64
#116	old-fashioned	7
#96	olive	330
#36	olive lo mein	11
#119	olive stir-fry	1
#840	oozenog	5
#306	opera mask	2
#331	orange	53
#475	orange and black Crimboween candy	7
#755	orange candy heart	10
#244	orange peel hat	2
#100	orange popsicle	1
#248	orange snowcone	92
#94	orange-frosted astral cupcake	14
#66	orc wrist	11
#81	orcish hand lotion	28
#76	orcish nailing lube	31
#81	orcish rubber	31
#66	orcish stud-finder	15
#157	original G	964
#865	oriole-feather headdress	1
#72	oven mitts	9
#12	overclocked avian microprocessor	16
#101	overcookie	9
#145	overpriced "imported" beer	1
#1955	oversized fish scaler	1
#120	oversized pipe	108
#175	oversized pizza cutter	55
#299	ovoid leather thing	5
#1028	oyster basket	3
#138	pack of KWE trading card	20
#86	pack of chewing gum	7
#854	pack of pogs	3
#9	packet of beer nuts	124
#866	pail	9
#55	painful penne pasta	9
#57	painted shield	1
#154	pair of bolt cutters	12
#141	pair of pearidot earrings	1
#320	pair of ragged claws	1
#57	palm frond	359
#69	palm-frond capris	2
#239	palm-frond cloak	1
#121	palm-frond net	1
#267	palm-frond toupee	2
#88	palm-frond whip	2
#315	panhandle panhandling hat	4
#353	pants of the Slug Lord	11
#200	panty raider camouflage	8
#152	papaya	244
#309	papaya sling	4
#354	papaya slung	4
#538	papaya taco	1
#107	paperclip	487
#19	paperclip cape	2
#20	paperclip pants	2
#79	paperclip sproinger	2
#15	paperclip turban	2
#17	paperclip-on tie	2
#49	papier-mâché glob	1
#196	paranormal ricotta	3
#807	party hat	1
#105	passable elf mask	24
#418	pasta spoon	58
#65	pat-a-cake pendant	19
#417	patchouli incense stick	28
#172	patent antipsychotics	3
#143	pawn cookie	1
#174	peace-sign necklace	2
#224	peach pie	1
#98	peanut brittle shield	37
#207	pear supersucker	1
#190	pear tart	1
#45	pebblebräu	3
🥇	penguin focaccia bread	12,305
#150	penguin shorts	1
#147	penguin skin buckler	1
#192	penguin whip	1
#90	penguinskin mini-kilt	1
#84	penguinskin mini-skirt	1
#100	pentacorn hat	1
#36	peppermint crook	1
#33	peppermint parasol	1
#60	peppermint patty	2
#59	peppermint rhino baby	1
#151	peppermint sprout	5
#80	peppermint twist	2
#29	perforated battle paddle	346
#16	pernicious cudgel	1
#217	perpendicular hula	8
#236	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	1
#73	personal massager	601
#328	personalized birthday cake	5
#65	personalized coffee mug	931
#21	pet anemone	2
#1684	pet rock	3
#251	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	103
#310	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	98
#435	petit 4.1	3
#106	petrified noodles	1
#123	petrified wood	86
#267	phat turquoise bead	28
#214	phat turquoise bracelet	2
#82	philosopher's scone	41
#180	phish stick	6
#1173	phonics down	1
#994	photoprotoneutron torpedo	3
#73	physiostim pill	30
#1233	pickle-flavored chewing gum	1
#233	piece of wedding cake	32
#118	pig-iron bracers	2
#307	pig-iron helm	1
#284	pig-iron shinguards	1
#270	pile of candy	33
#314	pile of dusty animal bones	18
#112	pile of gold coins	28
#661	pile of jumping beans	1
#51	pile of loose snow	3
#73	pile of useless robot parts	18
#612	pink candy heart	14
#47	pink clay bead	560
#35	pink pinkslip slip	1
#256	pink plastic baby	2
#346	pink pony	5
#106	pink-frosted astral cupcake	11
#102	pipe wrench	1
#71	piping organ pie	1
#222	pirate pelvis	14
#94	pirate skull	1
#476	pitchfork	2
#28	pixel chain whip	1
#124	pixel cross	6
#290	pixel hat	1
#160	pixel holy water	3
#66	pixel morning star	1
#71	pixel orb	1
#163	pixel pants	1
#49	pixel stopwatch	1
#211	pixel sword	1
#61	pixel whip	1
#830	pixellated candy heart	11
#135	pixellated moneybag	6
#137	plain old beer	1
#26	plastic Crimbo reindeer	14
#55	plastic cup of beer	51
#154	plastic guitar	18
#529	plastic ingot	1
#58	plastic passion fruit	46
#94	plastic pumpkin bucket	1
#392	plot hole	291
#187	pocket theremin	3
#105	pocketwatch on a chain	16
#84	pointed stick	22
#196	pointy mushroom	12
#105	pointy red hat	4
#50	poison pen	17
#134	poisonous caviar	4
#359	polka-dot bow tie	1
#530	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	1
#180	poodle skirt	1
#175	pool cue	44
#122	pool of liquid metal	4
#1313	porquoise	4
#187	porquoise eyebrow ring	1
#294	porquoise necklace	1
#132	porquoise ring	2
#1433	portable corkscrew	1
#409	portable photocopier	16
#150	possessed tomato	3
#2223	possessed top	1
#849	potato sprout	2
#7	potion of the litterbox	203
#316	potted cactus	10
#102	potted fern	10
#37	pottery barn owl figurine	1
#43	pottery club	1
#52	pottery hat	1
#42	pottery shield	1
#43	pottery training pants	1
#13	pottery yo-yo	3
#496	poutine	5
#289	powdered candy sushi set	5
#138	powdered donut	18
#17	powdered wig	94
#81	pr0n cocktail	6
#187	pr0n legs	167
#242	pr0n m4nic0tti	1
#144	pr0n stir-fry	1
#201	pr0n taco	1
#119	precious piercing post	1
#145	pregnant gloomy black mushroom	1
#263	pregnant mushroom	1
#40	pretty pink bow	1
#33	prismatic wad	1,098
#233	probability potion	356
#76	projectile icemaker	1
#730	prosthetic forehead	1
#44	protein paste	7
#247	prussian cathouse with a fly in it	1
#529	puce paisley oyster egg	5
#104	puce plastic oyster egg	27
#391	puce polka-dot oyster egg	10
#1057	puce striped oyster egg	2
#46	puff of smoke	98
#44	pulled blue taffy	41
#55	pulled green taffy	13
#47	pulled indigo taffy	14
#56	pulled orange taffy	53
#67	pulled porquoise earring	1
#106	pulled porquoise pendant	1
#40	pulled porquoise ring	2
#41	pulled red taffy	56
#60	pulled violet taffy	43
#24	pulled yellow taffy	71
#16	pumpkin	386
#176	pumpkin beer	3
#63	pumpkin bomb	1
#101	pumpkin juice	2
#11	pumpkin pie	101
#361	pumpkinhead mask	19
#44	purple clay bead	118
#45	purple corpsel	9
#262	purple pixel pie	2
#490	purple snowcone	16
#140	purple-frosted astral cupcake	11
#72	pygmy nose-bone	19
#443	pygmy pygment	1
#123	pygmy spear	6
#48	quadroculars	1
#52	quake of arrows	1
#131	quantum taco	261
#114	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	9
#284	queen cookie	1
#142	radio button candy	9
#64	radioactive chew toy	1
#859	radium-flavored potato chips	11
#36	rainbow bomb	3
#96	rainbow crossbow	1
#96	raisin	6
#240	ram horns	14
#272	ram stick	10
#21	raspberry	270
#100	raspberry beret	1
#88	rat appendix	201
#312	rat appendix kabob	3
#149	rat appendix stir-fry	1
#139	rat scrapple	1
#37	rat tooth polish	1
#99	ratini	20
#86	ratskin belt	1
#76	rattail whip	1
#147	rave whistle	53
#157	ravioli della hippy	2
#361	ravioli hat	76
#2247	razor-tipped yo-yo	1
#192	really dense meat stack	31
#171	really thick bandage	1
🥈	record of infuriating silence (used)	1
#25	record of menacing silence	1
#28	record of tranquil silence	1
#42	recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	35
#36	recording of Chorale of Companionship	45
#42	recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	194
#25	recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	243
#33	recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	48
#48	recording of Prelude of Precision	24
#31	recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	82
#490	recursive spline reticulator	5
#25	red class ring	785
#225	red drunki-bear	1
#1515	red paisley oyster egg	2
#92	red plastic baby	6
#263	red plastic oyster egg	16
#81	red polka-dot oyster egg	26
#524	red snowcone	10
#231	red wagon	1
#65	red-and-green sweater	40
#79	red-headed corpse	4
#173	redrum	11
#104	reinforced beaded headband	93
#73	reinforced furry underpants	1
#693	reodorant	2
#27	resolution: be feistier	1,090
#18	resolution: be happier	1,059
#10	resolution: be kinder	284
#16	resolution: be luckier	286
#26	resolution: be more adventurous	138
#28	resolution: be sexier	1,073
#23	resolution: be smarter	1,086
#24	resolution: be stronger	1,041
#16	resolution: be wealthier	1,019
#4	respected companion biscuit	330
#547	reverse-oscillating klystron	5
#418	rewinged stab bat	1
#406	rhesus monkey	1
#92	rhinestone cowboy shirt	5
#806	rib of the Bonerdagon	2
#15	ribbon candy	223
#12	ribcage rollcage	2
#478	rice bowl	2
#37	rickety old unicycle	2
#59	ridiculous belt	1
#926	ridiculous cocktail	1
#72	ridiculous earring	1
#62	ridiculous sandwich	22
#64	ridiculous sunglasses	1
#311	ridiculously huge sword	44
#535	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	2
#304	right half of a heart necklace	2
#77	ring of adornment	9
#82	ring of aggravate monster	149
#100	ring of cold resistance	6
#120	ring of conflict	5
#78	ring of fire resistance	8
#95	ring of gain strength	7
#116	ring of half-assed regeneration	28
#203	ring of increase damage	3
#100	ring of teleportation	1
#1023	roasted marshmallow	10
#22	robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	56
🥈	robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	373
#4	robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	413
#100	robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	1
#5	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	354
#114	robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	1
🥈	robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	355
🥈	robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	313
#4	robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	292
#157	robotronic egg	152
#6	rockfish stomach	524
#201	rockin' wagon	8
#83	rockin' wagon with a fly in it	2
#87	rocky raccoon	550
#23	rocky road ice cream	3
#302	roll in the hay	5
#6	roll of toilet paper	18,052
#17	roller skate decoy	1
#52	roller skate doll	1
#143	rolling pin	1
#77	rook cookie	1
#25	rope with some soap on it	1
#163	rough fish scale	2
#75	round green sunglasses	16
#39	round purple sunglasses	398
#84	royal jelly	199
#210	royal jelly taco	1
#187	rubber WWBD? bracelet	29
#321	rubber WWJD? bracelet	20
#264	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	23
#299	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	20
#1959	rubber emo roe	1
#1004	ruby W	1
#267	rum and cola	8
#62	rum barrel charrrm	36
#346	rusty bonesaw	1
#595	rusty chain necklace	3
#132	rusty grave robbing shovel	40
#164	rusty hedge trimmers	3
#319	rusty metal ring	1
#325	rusty metal shaft	1
#142	rusty piece of rebar	3
#120	rusty speargun	1
🥇	rxr shield	1
#397	s'more	5
#589	sabre teeth	6
#462	sabre-toothed lime cub	1
#124	sack lunch	231
#305	safarrri hat	6
#199	sake bomb	123
#71	salacious lychee chuhai	1
#76	salacious screwdiver	1
#191	salamander slurry	1
#177	salamander spleen	84
#172	salinated mint julep	2
#320	salty dog	32
#461	salty slug	2
#36	samurai turtle helmet	1
#418	sand dollar	2
#67	sandpaper	1
#1710	sandwich of the gods	2
#127	sangria	10
#97	sauce of the ages	1
#515	saucepan	78
#340	sausage bomb	2
#220	sausage pizza	8
#115	sausage wonton	1
#50	savoy truffle	180
#546	sawblade shield	4
#112	scary death orb	1
#134	scorpion whip	10
#37	scrap of sticky paper	1
#32	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	1,130
#49	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	1,170
#55	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	1,204
#48	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	1,186
#31	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	1,140
#43	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	1,217
#77	screwdiver	1
#120	screwdriver	22
#71	screwing pooch	12
#1301	scroll of pasta summoning	2
#94	scrumdiddlyumptious solution	7
#27	scrumptious reagent	7,457
#188	sea blueberry	2
#181	sea broccoli	2
#209	sea cauliflower	1
#215	sea persimmon	1
#72	sea salt crystal	10
#160	seal-blubber candle	27
#33	seal-brain elixir	118
#421	seal-clubbing club	80
#238	seal-skull helmet	71
#65	sealhide belt	1
#76	sealhide buckler	1
#63	sealhide cloak	1
#68	sealhide gloves	1
#74	sealhide hood	1
#63	sealhide leggings	1
#68	sealhide moccasins	1
#86	sealhide whip	1
#127	seaode	2
#68	sebaceous shield	1
#389	secret blend of herbs and spices	1
#81	secret from the future	2
#19	security blankie	2
#350	serum of sarcasm	2
#545	servomechanical torsion facilitator	5
#42	sewer nuggets	684
#350	sewer wad	1
#103	sham champagne	4
#251	shard of double-ice	4
#28	shark tooth necklace	2
#368	shimmering rainbow sand	1
#47	shimmering tendrils	10
#35	shin gourds	1
#40	shingle	302
#226	shiny hood ornament	4
#457	shiny ring	56
#177	shiny stones	46
#15	shiny tribal beads	173
#93	shirt kit	4
#412	shock collar	1
#58	shoo-fish pie	2
#130	shot of blackberry schnapps	4
#308	shot of flower schnapps	1
#429	shot of grapefruit schnapps	5
#53	shot of nepenthe schnapps	14
#436	shot of orange schnapps	5
#174	shot of peach schnapps	1
#117	shot of pear schnapps	2
#34	shot of rotgut	44
#482	shot of tomato schnapps	4
#30	shredded hellseal hide	490
#194	shrinking powder	2
#89	shuddersword	1
#52	silent beret	1
#114	silver cheese-slicer	1
#136	silver salt-shaker	1
#409	silver shrimp fork	4
#284	silver tongue charrrm	22
#253	single-serving herbal stuffing	1
#318	sinister altar fragment	1
#328	six pack of Mountain Stream	17
#15	six tiny wedges of goat cheese	301
#49	six-armed sweater	1
#100	six-rainbow shield	1
#86	sk8board	37
#32	skeletal scabbard	1
#166	skeleton bone	385
#64	skeleton quiche	1
#50	skeleton skis	1
#113	skewer	97
#509	skewer-mounted razor blade	1
#127	skewered cat appendix	2
#941	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#190	slab of sponge	1
#264	slap and tickle	9
#239	slap and tickle with a fly in it	1
#338	sleaze nuggets	1
#78	sleazy and sour sauce	1
#335	sleazy bindle	2
#146	sleazy fairy gravy	1
#66	sleazy hi mein	19
#107	sleep mask	1
#81	sleeping stocking	21
#74	slick fish meat	13
#175	slime convention coupons	1
#145	slime convention pin	1
#188	slime convention t-shirt	1
#31	slime stack	8
#203	slime-soaked hypophysis	1
#122	slime-soaked sweat gland	2
#196	slimy alveolus	1
#53	slimy chest	4
#46	slimy fermented bile bladder	575
#199	slimy sweetbreads	68
#244	slip 'n' slide	5
#27	slow jam collection	99
#140	slug of rum	6
#140	slug of shochu	5
#140	slug of vodka	4
#54	small box	218
#548	small leather glove	1
#61	small slimy cyst	1
#115	smart skull	203
#29	smoking talon	2
#941	smoky potion	1
#57	smoldering staff	1
#102	smut orc keepsake box	6
#31	snailmail breeches	1
#34	snailmail coif	1
#43	snailmail hauberk	1
#541	snake	10
#349	snake shield	1
#11	snapdragon pistil	118
#397	snarling wolf shield	1
#168	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	100
#475	snorkel	1
🥉	snow belly	1
#16	snow halo	3
🥉	snow hat	4
🥉	snow pants	1
#126	snowball	8
#104	snowboarder pants	43
#56	soap knife	58
#142	soda water	52
#97	soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini	1
#182	soggy seed packet	4
#281	soggy wofl t-shirt	1
#83	solid baconstone earring	1
#79	solid baconstone necklace	1
#40	solid baconstone ring	2
#702	solid gold bowling ball	22
#277	solid gold pegleg	13
#23	solid state loom	2
#41	soul coin	1
#183	soul doorbell	1
#32	soul knife	1
#35	soul mask	1
#37	soup-chucks	1
#216	souvenir ski t-shirt	3
#117	soyburger juice	2
#72	soylent staff	1
#156	space jam	3
#70	space jam toast	1
🥇	space trooper helmet	1
#158	spade necklace	30
#85	spaghetti con calaveras	1
#60	spaghetti cult mask	24
#56	spaghetti cult rosary	23
#224	spaghetti with Skullheads	4
#70	spaghetti with rock-balls	1
#97	spangly mariachi pants	8
#104	spangly mariachi vest	4
#69	spangly sombrero	11
#57	spark plug earring	12
#461	sparkler	11
#74	spectral jelly	1
#895	spectral pickle	6
#1329	spectre scepter	21
#373	spiced rum	1
#122	spices	423
#101	spicy jumping bean burrito	3
#10	spicy mushroom quesadilla	108
#73	spicy noodles	7
#88	spiked femur	69
#60	spiky turtle helmet	1
#63	spiky turtle shield	1
#59	spiky turtle shoulderpads	1
#143	sponge cake	5
#19	sponge helmet	2
#53	spongy shield	1
#78	spooky and sour sauce	1
#221	spooky bark	80
#1398	spooky bicycle chain	1
#556	spooky bindle	1
#730	spooky cosmetics bag	3
#1129	spooky eggnog	5
#1856	spooky felt	1
#109	spooky hi mein	9
#391	spooky hockey mask	4
#44	spooky lo mein	15
#129	spooky mushroom	506
#113	spooky pirate skeleton	13
#201	spooky sap	54
#28	spooky scarecrow	21
#230	spooky shroomkabob	1
#212	spooky shrunken head	48
#177	spooky stick	74
#181	spooky stir-fry	1
#682	spork	1
#348	spring	66
#195	sprocket	145
#103	sprocket assembly	1
#207	square CRIMBCOOKIE	6
#58	square sponge pants	1
#224	squashed frog	79
#909	squirming egg sac	2
#44	squirmy violent party snack	2
#487	stained mattress	2
#546	stale baguette	1
#43	stalk of asparagus	258
#44	staph of homophones	1
#105	stapler bear	1
#310	star buckler	1
#460	star crossbow	1
#607	star hat	1
#137	star key lime	2
#130	star key lime pie	9
#309	star staff	1
#281	star starfish	1
#193	star throwing star	1
#212	steamy ruby	6
#71	stench and sour sauce	1
#70	stick-on eyebrow piercing	769
#35	stick-on mini solar panels	1
#87	sticky meat kilt	1
#62	sticky meat skirt	1
#330	stinkin' bindle	2
#67	stinky hi mein	19
#285	stinky mushroom	9
#251	stinky mushroom wine	1
#452	stolen accordion	86
#86	stolen necklace	4
#426	stolen office supplies	1
#274	stone banjo	1
#323	stone baseball cap	1
#50	stone frisbee	257
#263	stone of eXtreme power	43
🥇	stop shield	1
#81	strange cube	21
#93	strawberry	403
#115	strawberry daiquiri	42
#320	strawberry pie	1
#96	strawberry popsicle	1
#225	strawberry supersucker	1
#110	strawberry wine	22
#77	strawberyl necklace	1
#1342	stray chihuahua	1
#43	string of Crimbo lights	10
#2261	string of blue beads	1
#53	string of dingle balls	1
#2260	string of green beads	1
#2011	string of red beads	2
#1931	stringy sinew	1
#83	strongness elixir	134
#185	studded leather boxer shorts	1
#301	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	132
#427	stuffed Cheshire bitten	92
#401	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	94
#297	stuffed Meat	139
#71	stuffed Mob Penguin	3
#330	stuffed angry cow	112
#502	stuffed astral badger	87
#325	stuffed baby gravy fairy	116
#1467	stuffed can of asparagus	1
#268	stuffed cocoabo	124
#646	stuffed crazy bastard sword	10
#1582	stuffed dodecapede	1
#1170	stuffed doppelshifter	8
#268	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	130
#330	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	112
#956	stuffed ghuol whelp	1
#329	stuffed hand turkey	110
#210	stuffed key	236
#958	stuffed martini	7
#289	stuffed mind flayer	122
#372	stuffed mink	118
#394	stuffed monocle	115
#943	stuffed ninja snowman	3
#142	stuffed porpoise	1
#357	stuffed scary death orb	107
#462	stuffed shoulder parrot	47
#298	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	120
#372	stuffed snowy owl	101
#366	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	106
#2369	stuffed spooky mushroom	2
#34	stuffed stab bat	11
#348	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	106
#386	stuffed teddy butler	118
#184	stuffed tin of caviar	189
#208	stuffed treasure chest	235
#334	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	109
#555	stuffed yo-yo	1
#777	stuffed zmobie	1
#948	stuffing	9
#51	stunt nuts	208
#88	sturdy Crimbo crate	210
#164	styrofoam ore	13
#269	sucker bucket	1
#91	sucker hakama	2
#219	sucker kabuto	1
#721	sucker scaffold	2
#278	sucker tachi	1
#595	sucky decal	2
#51	sugar banana	55
#88	sugar chapeau	2
#33	sugar cherry	100
#45	sugar lime	59
#70	sugar shank	2
#134	sugar shard	33
#25	sugar sheet	2,837
#150	sugar shield	2
#57	sugar shillelagh	2
#92	sugar shorts	4
#72	sugar shotgun	2
#18	sun-dried tofu	24
#244	sunken chest	69
#84	suntan lotion of moxiousness	174
#130	super ka-bob	1
#40	super salad	25
#955	super-spiky hair gel	14
#207	superamplified boom box	1
#7	superduperball	80
#1487	support cummerbund	1
#222	swashbuckling pants	23
#93	sweet mochi ball	22
#350	sweet ninja sword	3
#134	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	4
#927	swirly potion	1
#285	sword behind inappropriate prepositions	1
#178	sword hilt	1
#88	t8r tots	144
#68	taco shell	347
#98	tail o' nine cats	1
#189	tainted seal's blood	1
#350	tambourine	1
#263	tambourine bells	23
#171	tangarita	2
#225	tangarita with a fly in it	1
#42	tangerine	143
#75	tangle of rat tails	6
#155	tap shoes	14
#384	targeting chip	1
#56	tarrrnish charrrm	55
#444	tassel	2
#75	tasteful black bow tie	1
#391	tasty tart	3
#193	tattered scrap of paper	35
#401	tawdry amethyst	1
#1586	teddy bear	2
#269	teddy bear sewing kit	1
#1222	teddy borg	4
#50	teddy borg sewing kit	2
#535	teeny-tiny magic scroll	1
#500	teeny-tiny ninja stars	1
#111	teflon ore	3
#29	teflon shield	1
#46	teflon spatula	1
#40	tempura air	1
#49	tempura avocado	1
#57	tempura broccoli	1
#42	tempura carrot	1
#53	tempura cauliflower	1
#50	tempura cucumber	1
#53	tempura radish	1
#819	ten-leaf clover	5
#167	tenderizing hammer	10
#260	teqiwila slammer	1
#95	tequila sunrise	28
#126	tequila sunset	1
#113	tequila with training wheels	12
#341	terrible poem	1
#102	that gum you like	16
#106	thermos full of Knob coffee	9
#262	thin black candle	1,017
#59	thistle wine	109
#508	three-tiered wedding cake	1
#81	throbbing organ pie	1
#9	throbbing rage gland	16
#71	throwing wrench	28
#142	tighty whiteys	1
#124	time halo	1
#166	time's arrow	1
#325	tiny Mountie hat	1
#17	tiny ballet slippers	2
#411	tiny balloon knife	1
#396	tiny bottle of absinthe	31
#33	tiny cell phone	1
#752	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	2
#749	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	2
#323	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	6
#612	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	1
#613	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	3
#602	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	1
#142	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	4
#932	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	1
#930	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	1
#214	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	3
#496	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	4
#947	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	1
#565	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	1
#366	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	2
#504	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	4
#940	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	1
#563	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	1
#593	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	1
#336	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	2
#953	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	1
#928	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	1
#554	tiny die-cast golden ring	1
#569	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	1
#550	tiny die-cast killing bird	1
#316	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	6
#402	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	5
#581	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	1
#940	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	1
#552	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	1
#319	tiny die-cast turtle mech	2
#20	tiny do-rag	2
#22	tiny fly glasses	11
#53	tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	2
#24	tiny goth giant	9
#436	tiny house	410
#382	tiny knife and fork	1
#312	tiny maracas	2
#626	tiny ninja sword	1
#98	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	6
#3991	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#1143	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	2
#3936	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#2097	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	2
#607	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	4
#566	tiny plastic Beebee King	4
#2094	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	2
#203	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	2
#143	tiny plastic Big Candy	2
#2815	tiny plastic Black Knight	2
#2069	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	2
#3081	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#796	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
#225	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	2
#945	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	3
#4918	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	3
#144	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	2
#1157	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	1
#35	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	11
#2452	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	3
#1954	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	4
#1746	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	2
#127	tiny plastic Crimbomination	4
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#153	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	4
#945	tiny plastic Father McGruber	3
#3125	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#151	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	2
#3833	tiny plastic G Imp	1
#48	tiny plastic GORM-8	4
#2810	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	2
#2791	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	2
#1116	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	2
#2767	tiny plastic Hellion	2
#3885	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#94	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	2
#3074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#3960	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#3873	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#3915	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#3897	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#378	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	3
#134	tiny plastic MechaElf	2
#1057	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#224	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	2
#846	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	4
#3865	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#3873	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#1140	tiny plastic Queen Bee	1
#355	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	3
#767	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	5
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#3908	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3894	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#3065	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#3069	tiny plastic The Man	1
#49	tiny plastic Toybot	4
#3928	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#150	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	2
#483	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	5
#2760	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	2
#174	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	2
#4545	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#1734	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#4025	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#4843	tiny plastic angry goat	3
#867	tiny plastic angry space marine	4
#2812	tiny plastic anime smiley	2
#146	tiny plastic animelf	2
#3979	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#3981	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#6173	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	2
#8131	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#1360	tiny plastic batbugbear	1
#3967	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#859	tiny plastic bee swarm	4
#1130	tiny plastic beebee gunners	2
#1349	tiny plastic beebee queue	1
#4482	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#1110	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	2
#1111	tiny plastic blazing bat	2
#4841	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	3
#3927	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3957	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3911	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#1132	tiny plastic bugaboo	2
#862	tiny plastic buzzerker	4
#842	tiny plastic cavebugbear	4
#988	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#6135	tiny plastic cocoabo	2
#4888	tiny plastic coffee pixie	3
#152	tiny plastic colollilossus	2
#3180	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3914	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3940	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#2690	tiny plastic disco bandit	2
#3878	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#232	tiny plastic fax machine	2
#3846	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#2830	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	2
#1130	tiny plastic fire servant	1
#2185	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	3
#3927	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#6186	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	2
#8194	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#4812	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	3
#2808	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	2
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#2792	tiny plastic goth giant	2
#6105	tiny plastic grue	2
#2799	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	2
#4600	tiny plastic hermit	1
#221	tiny plastic hobo elf	2
#6153	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	2
#1342	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	1
#8073	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#3895	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#6176	tiny plastic leprechaun	2
#6190	tiny plastic levitating potato	2
#3841	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#984	tiny plastic moneybee	3
#4851	tiny plastic mosquito	3
#1338	tiny plastic mumblebee	1
#1037	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#3997	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#2601	tiny plastic pastamancer	2
#884	tiny plastic peacannon	2
#8104	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#1815	tiny plastic sauceror	3
#3895	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#2610	tiny plastic seal clubber	2
#2785	tiny plastic senile lihc	2
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#2819	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	2
#860	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	2
#3839	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#4905	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	3
#3939	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#4868	tiny plastic stab bat	3
#8142	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#109	tiny plastic stocking mimic	5
#980	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#2898	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	2
#3863	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#146	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	2
#864	tiny plastic the Free Man	2
#2769	tiny plastic topiary golem	2
#172	tiny plastic trollipop	2
#2660	tiny plastic turtle tamer	2
#3843	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#110	tiny plastic warbear	2
#100	tiny plastic warbear fortress	2
#3874	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#2703	tiny plastic whitesnake	2
#3850	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#1125	tiny shaker of salt	1
#41	tiny slimy cyst	88
#27	tiny sombrero	1
#116	tip jar	15
#244	tires	34
#213	titanium assault umbrella	56
#306	toast	3,875
#86	tobiko marble soda	1
#157	toe jam	3
#59	toe jam toast	1
#348	tofu casserole	3
#106	tofu stir-fry	1
#93	tofu wonton	2
#202	tofurkey gravy	38
#118	tofurkey leg	60
#187	tomato	336
#641	tomato daiquiri	1
#1867	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#57	tonic water	63
#1404	tooth	1
#32	torn hellseal sinew	471
#18	torquoise ring	2
#33	tortoboggan shield	1
#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
#1583	towel	2
#2400	toy crazy train	1
#189	traffic jam	2
#61	traffic jam toast	1
#479	tree skirt	1
#2766	tree-eating kite	2
#203	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	6
#924	trilobite fossil	1
#71	troll britches	5
#55	tropical swill	5
#52	trousers of the white knight	1
#20	trout fang	16
#184	true grit	15
#225	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	1
#114	tube of dread wax	55
#259	tube sock	2
#113	tulip	10
#158	tuning fork	1
#139	turtle pheromones	41
#500	turtle totem	72
#101	turtlemail breeches	1
#111	turtlemail coif	1
#113	turtlemail hauberk	1
#183	tuxedo shirt	1
#65	twinkly wad	11,100
#82	twitching trigger finger	1
#73	ultimate ultimate frisbee	13
#99	ultrafondue	1
#5	unbearable light	446
#36	uncooked chorizo	187
#203	unearthed potsherd	17
#177	unfortunate dumplings	1
#121	unidentified jerky	256
#110	union scalemail pants	1
#250	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	23
#15	unspeakable lozenges	2
#253	unstable quark	2
#729	urinal cake	1
#50	used beer	5
#1136	useless powder	28
#989	valuable trinket	54
#158	vampire collar	13
#2525	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#96	vampire glitter	5
#47	vampire pearl earring	1
#44	vampire pearl necklace	1
#18	vampire pearl ring	2
#36	velcro boots	1
#55	velcro broadsword	1
#123	velcro ore	3
#35	velcro paddle ball	1
#28	velcro shield	1
#641	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	14
#105	vial of The Glistening	5
#245	viking helmet	62
#8	villainous scythe	1
#292	vinegar	133
#236	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	70
#27	vinyl boots	1
#119	vinyl ore	3
#52	vinyl shield	1
#2626	vitachoconutriment capsule	2
#112	vodka and cranberry	22
#75	vodka and tonic	6
#85	vodka martini	36
#147	vodka stratocaster	4
#176	volcanic ash	39
#144	volleyball	1
#85	vorpal blade	130
#225	wad of cotton	14
#126	wad of dough	621
#87	wad of slimy rags	13
#217	wad of tofu	34
#74	walrus ice cream	2
#197	walrus-tusk earring	6
#79	wang	98
#22	war tongs	208
#99	warbear LP-ROM burner	2
#150	warbear accoutrements chunk	46
#105	warbear auto-anvil	2
#293	warbear battery	8
#124	warbear bearserker mead	3
#161	warbear beeping telegram	8
🥇	warbear breakfast machine	1
#292	warbear breakfast machine assembler	1
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#199	warbear energy bracers	1
#188	warbear exo-arm	1
#211	warbear foil hat	1
#227	warbear gyrocopter	4
#147	warbear helm fragment	45
#109	warbear high-efficiency still	2
#37	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	27
#168	warbear induction oven	1
#179	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
#124	warbear laser beacon	2
#247	warbear metalworking primer	4
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#110	warbear officer requisition box	6
#198	warbear oil pan	1
#364	warbear procedural hilarity drone	2
#126	warbear requisition box	44
#205	warbear robo-camouflage unit	6
#321	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	3
🥈	warbear soda machine	1
#72	warbear thermoregulator bread	7
#141	warbear trouser fragment	45
#93	warbear warrior bread	3
#334	warbear whosit	346
#226	warm mushroom	8
#128	water pipe bomb	640
#80	water purification pills	224
#475	water wings	1
#120	water-polo cap	2
#22	waterlogged bootstraps	2
#26	wax hat	1
#23	wax pants	1
🥉	wet venom duct	856
#92	whalebone corset	16
#388	whiskey and cola	4
#144	whiskey and soda	9
#112	whiskey sour	23
#791	white Canadian	1
#118	white Xanadian	4
#96	white balloon	601
#48	white belt	1
#668	white candy heart	11
#397	white chocolate and tomato pizza	5
#89	white chocolate chip brownies	1
#739	white chocolate chip cookies	1
#121	white chocolate chips	123
#26	white class ring	473
#298	white collar	4
#347	white hat hacker T-shirt	3
#139	white lightning	126
#136	white picket fence	27
#89	white rice	30
#404	white satin pants	7
#447	white satin shield	2
#497	white snake skin	14
#123	white snakeskin duster	1
#511	white sword	5
#89	white whip	1
#119	wholeberd	1
#1284	whoopie cushion	11
#181	wicker shield	23
#89	wiffle-flail	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#410	windchimes	12
#415	wine spritzer	1
#337	wine-soaked bone chips	2
#94	wings of fire	1
#880	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	8
#320	witty rapier	8
#280	wolf mask	103
#238	wolfman mask	32
#72	wonderwall shield	27
#533	wooden stakes	3
#395	wool hat	3
#77	world's most unappetizing beverage	1
#83	world's smallest violin	11
#191	worn tophat	10
#46	woven baling wire bracelets	14
#164	wreath of laurels	4
#308	wrench bracelet	11
#78	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#253	wumpus hair	6
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#1046	wussiness potion	1
#1454	x-ray specs	1
#177	yak anorak	1
#81	yak toupee	1
#118	yak whip	1
#109	yakskin buckler	1
#81	yakskin kilt	1
#106	yakskin pants	1
#64	yakskin skirt	1
#181	yam candy	1
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#629	yellow candy heart	26
#231	yellow drunki-bear	1
#95	yellow matter custard	1
#212	yellow paisley oyster egg	12
#2819	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#157	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	13
#1617	yellow snowcone	5
#245	yellow striped oyster egg	10
#421	yeti fur	330
🥇	yield shield	1
#179	yohohoyo	17
#102	zmobie	4

Wow, that's 252,748 items total!

what items are this player missing?