Museum :: HansGruber

HansGruber

Rank	Item	Quantity
#50	"caramel" orange	46
#774	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#417	1-ball	11
#92	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	135
#347	2-ball	13
#406	3-ball	11
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#257	33398 scroll	91
#933	334 scroll	1
#220	37x37x37 puzzle cube	1
#468	4-ball	9
#114	4-dimensional fez	1
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#357	5-ball	13
#338	6-ball	14
#319	668 scroll	2
#113	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	37
#411	7-ball	11
#425	8-ball	60
#621	9-ball	1
#227	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#166	A. W. O. L. commendation	40
#143	ASCII shirt	17
#52	Accordion of Jordion	3
#128	Alice's Army Alchemist	7
#105	Alice's Army Bowman	6
#103	Alice's Army Cleric	6
#98	Alice's Army Coward	6
#49	Alice's Army Dervish	6
#38	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#56	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#124	Alice's Army Guard	7
#136	Alice's Army Halberder	6
#98	Alice's Army Hammerman	6
#102	Alice's Army Horseman	6
#91	Alice's Army Lanceman	7
#138	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	6
#51	Alice's Army Martyr	6
#31	Alice's Army Ninja	78
#136	Alice's Army Nurse	6
#132	Alice's Army Page	6
#126	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	7
#49	Alice's Army Sniper	6
#131	Alice's Army Spearsman	6
#130	Alice's Army Swordsman	6
#136	Alice's Army Wallman	6
#411	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#141	Ambitious Turkey	1
#129	Amulet of Yendor	171
#157	Ancient Protector Soda	1
#2228	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#837	Angelhair Culottes	1
#383	Angry Farmer candy	278
#170	Ankh of Badahnkadh	2
#1221	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#231	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#432	Asleep in the Cemetery	4
#241	Atomic Comic	2
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#481	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	2
#1046	BGE merchandise order form	1
#574	BGE shotglass	12
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#634	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#126	BOOterfinger	1
#29	BRICKO airship	1
#49	BRICKO bat	1
#476	BRICKO brick	2
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#419	BRICKO eye brick	2
#19	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#68	BRICKO hat	1
#33	BRICKO octopus	1
#60	BRICKO ooze	1
#48	BRICKO oyster	1
#64	BRICKO pants	1
#110	BRICKO pearl	1
#33	BRICKO pyramid	1
#39	BRICKO python	1
#62	BRICKO sword	1
#54	BRICKO trunk	1
#62	BRICKO turtle	1
#19	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#522	BURT	15
#846	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#309	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	2
#1396	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	8
#824	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
#634	Better Than Cuddling Cake	2
#269	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	4
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#100	Big Punk	2
#34	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#207	Bjorn's Hammer	2
#180	Black Body™ spray	1
#271	Black No. 2	22
#351	Blackfly Chardonnay	9
#586	Blatantly Canadian	1
#910	Bling of the New Wave	1
#501	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#129	Blue Diamond of Honesty	4
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#147	Bohemian rhapsody	3
#396	Boris's ring	4
#244	Boss Bat bling	14
#2261	Boss Bat britches	2
#1009	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#1117	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#115	CRIMBCO lanyard	5
#156	CRIMBCO mug	101
#1465	CRIMBCO scrip	10
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#791	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
#2423	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#35	Can-Can skirt	2
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#95	Cerebral Crossbow	3
#80	Cerebral Culottes	2
#117	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#52	Chester's cutoffs	2
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#219	Chori Zo trading card	1
#738	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#169	Cloaca Cola Polar	1
#1728	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1151	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1486	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#998	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#904	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#769	Cloaca-Cola shield	3
#610	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#381	Codpiece of the Goblin King	20
#2462	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#1235	Cold Hots candy	1
#212	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	5
#234	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1367	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#479	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#532	Corpse Island iced tea	10
#676	Crimbo Credit	1
#117	Crimbo Factory surprise box	25
#1348	Crimbo candied pecan	1
#1379	Crimbo fudge	1
#1363	Crimbo peppermint bark	1
#751	Crimbo pie	1
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#359	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#62	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	2
#110	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#268	Crimbot battery	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#51	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	9
#65	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	8
#66	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	8
#31	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	18
#39	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	12
#60	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	9
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#475	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1
#51	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	10
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#460	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#35	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	13
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#409	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	2
#42	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	12
#375	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
#473	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#367	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#462	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#69	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	7
#7	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	4
#5	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	3
#1413	Crimboween memo	6
#1481	Crimbuck	197
#144	Crown of the Goblin King	129
#303	Daffy Taffy	108
#149	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	4
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#1537	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#419	Disco 'Fro Pick	7
#738	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#1940	Dolphin King's crown	1
#981	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#1495	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#80	Dramatic™ range	21
#521	Drowsy Sword	36
#1666	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#1795	Dyspepsi-Cola	4
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#998	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	2
#1415	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#857	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1375	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#332	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	2
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#1103	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#1460	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#248	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	12
#42	Elmley shades	30
#428	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	15
#252	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#1689	Feynman gate	1
#23	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	2
#512	Frat Army FGF	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
#36	Gaia beads	153
#322	Genalen™ Bottle	4
#211	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	4
#1599	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#258	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#180	Gnollish flyswatter	17
#158	Gnollish pie server	13
#159	Gnollish pie tin	32
#140	Gnollish plunger	20
#111	Gnollish slotted spoon	19
#252	Gnollish toolbox	19
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#522	Goodfella contract	31
#81	Grateful Undead T-shirt	8
#9	Green Clover of Justice	78
#250	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#513	Hell ramen	2
#569	Hippy Army MPE	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#94	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#55	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#125	Iiti Kitty phone charm	36
#342	Imp Ale	572
#208	Inndya trading card	1
#645	Instant Karma	6
#1284	Iron Beta of Industry	2
#570	Jarlsberg's earring	2
#66	Jolly Roger charrrm	97
#166	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	14
#1018	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#225	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#259	Knob Goblin elite helm	23
#252	Knob Goblin elite pants	24
#304	Knob Goblin elite polearm	17
#327	Knob Goblin elite shirt	21
#253	Knob Goblin firecracker	86
#163	Knob Goblin harem pants	33
#188	Knob Goblin harem veil	27
#163	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#189	Knob Goblin love potion	86
#628	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#142	Knob Goblin melon baller	21
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#272	Knob Goblin pants	49
#299	Knob Goblin perfume	10
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#273	Knob Goblin scimitar	47
#825	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#471	Knob Goblin spatula	7
#170	Knob Goblin steroids	86
#162	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#288	Knob Goblin tongs	50
#371	Knob Goblin visor	14
#821	Knob mushroom	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#406	Knoll mushroom	23
#669	LED block	1
#227	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#59	Lockenstock™ sandals	102
#857	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	31
#453	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	79
#298	Lucky Surprise Egg	18
#117	M-242	106
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#712	Mad Train wine	84
#373	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	23
#294	Manetwich	2
#304	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	6
#403	Meat detector	1
#1000	Meleegra™ pills	2
#536	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	6
#1140	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#235	Miniborg beeper	2
#223	Miniborg hiveminder	2
#249	Miniborg laser	2
#195	Miniborg stomper	3
#190	Miniborg strangler	3
#255	Mob Penguin cellular phone	85
#323	Mohawk wig	32
#277	Monstar energy beverage	19
#53	Morbidda trading card	3
#1003	Mountain Stream soda	1
#2546	Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#29	Mudflap-Girl Earring	2
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#82	Nayztameetjoo trading card	2
#471	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#129	New Cloaca-Cola	1
#1567	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#86	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#643	Now and Earlier	2
#1268	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#253	Orcish baseball cap	14
#434	Orcish cargo shorts	5
#217	Orcish frat-paddle	15
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#5	PADL Phone	5,438
#665	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	11
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#436	Penultimate Fantasy chest	30
#617	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#207	Pine-Fresh air freshener	17
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#44	Poison Oak trading card	3
#164	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	11
#208	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	7
#194	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	4
#442	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	3
#290	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	5
#146	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	9
#195	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	10
#150	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	5
#248	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	6
#232	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	9
#142	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	5
#146	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	12
#309	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	7
#307	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	7
#228	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	9
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#90	Princess Rutabaga trading card	2
#474	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#233	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#64	Putrid Pendant	1
#282	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#497	Ram's Face Lager	28
#99	Ring of Fire	1
#99	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#628	Rock Pops	84
#84	Roo trading card	2
#134	SPF 451 lip balm	18
#2543	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#207	Serenity trading card	1
#149	Sinful Desires	4
#614	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#412	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	3
#501	Snow Queen Crown	3
#197	Spam Witch sammich	255
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#477	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#1450	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
#63	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#65	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#50	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#294	Steal This Candy	7
#194	Swabbie™ swab	18
#333	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	166
#257	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	13
#214	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#8	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	1
#7	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	1
#699	The Mariachi's guitar case	2
#101	The Ring	1
#207	The Snake trading card	1
#214	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#1558	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#494	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	1
#829	Thwaitgold ant statuette	1
#496	Thwaitgold bee statuette	5
#396	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	1
#828	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#1013	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#337	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	1
#209	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	6
#405	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	1
#1401	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	1
#145	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	1
#1722	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	1
#1939	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#306	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	1
#148	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	1
#1784	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#247	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	1
#307	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	1
#605	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	1
#326	Thwaitgold moth statuette	1
#260	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#432	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	1
#623	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#50	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	19
#1280	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	1
#753	Thwaitgold slug statuette	1
#951	Thwaitgold spider statuette	1
#1930	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	2
#1241	Thwaitgold termite statuette	1
#126	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
#516	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
#1151	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#250	Tiki lighter	2
#242	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	15
#308	Trollhouse cookies	132
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#362	Tuesday's ruby	5
#216	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	16
#72	Unspeakable Earring	1
#75	Uranium Omega of Temperance	3
#1775	Valentine	4
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#226	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#1105	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#80	Woldo trading card	2
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#292	Yummy Tummy bean	699
#612	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#1170	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#917	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#170	a butt tuba	7
#705	a little sump'm sump'm	1
🥈	a suspicious address	1
#411	abominable snowcone	29
#66	absentee voter ballot	1
#99	accord ion	2
#85	accordionoid rocca	2
#663	acid-squirting flower	3
#65	acoustic guitarrr	71
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#91	albatross necklace	1
#166	all-purpose cleaner	62
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#619	alphabet gum	1
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#507	ammonite fossil	8
#233	amulet of extreme plot significance	73
#132	ancient Magi-Wipes	99
#106	ancient calendar fragment	2
#218	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#342	ancient spice	5
#3684	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#677	anniversary balloon	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#1079	annoying pitchfork	1
#81	ant agonist	56
#82	ant hoe	6
#87	ant pitchfork	5
#182	ant rake	2
#258	ant sickle	1
#603	anticheese	5
#198	antique bottle of cough syrup	3
#885	antique greaves	1
#154	antique hand mirror	43
#894	antique helmet	1
#572	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#904	antique shield	1
#947	antique spear	1
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#138	arrrgyle socks	21
#135	arse-a'fire elixir	1
#27	asbestos apron	42
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#1102	asbestos ore	1
#119	asbestos staff	5
#107	asbestos sword	7
#324	asparagus knife	22
#643	asshat	1
#369	astral mushroom	25
#904	astronaut pants	7
#1089	atomic vector plotter	1
#125	augmented-reality shades	1
#120	autocalliope	1
#1923	awful poetry journal	1
#899	baby killer bee	8
#464	baconstone	17
#148	badass belt	194
#764	bag of Cheat-Os	3
#329	bag of airline peanuts	91
#213	bag of bones	7
#287	bag of lard	4
#631	balaclava baklava	1
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#182	balloon helmet	2
#664	balloon monkey	2
#142	balloon sword	3
#213	ballroom blintz	22
#196	bamboo bokuto	1
#1146	banana	1
#250	banana supersucker	1
#574	banana-frosted king cake	4
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#107	banjo kazoo mount	1
#240	bar skin	58
#958	barbed-wire fence	1
#118	baritone accordion	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#641	barrrnacle	22
#366	barskin hat	1
#901	baseball	1
#412	bat guano	21
#338	bat wing	40
#91	bat-ass leather jacket	2
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#187	batblade	21
#219	batgut	157
#1427	bath ball gift set	1
#1445	battered Crimbo Crate	2
#225	battered hubcap	1
#397	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#259	beach glass bead	17
#77	beaten-up Chucks	7
#18	beer bomb	2,506
#20	beer bong	282
#669	beer helmet	1
#314	beer lens	7
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#330	beer-scented teddy bear	1
#206	beer-soaked mop	1
#784	beertini	1
#697	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#138	begpwnia	45
#83	beholed bedsheet	8
#34	beige clambroth marble	2
#24	bejeweled pledge pin	417
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#373	belemnite fossil	12
#189	bellhop bell	2
#770	bi-lateral logic compressor	2
#179	big bad voodoo mask	4
#649	big red clown nose	5
#464	big rock	1
#76	big stirring stick	1
#399	bilge wine	27
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#152	birdbone corset	1
#881	bit of clingfilm	4
#133	bit-o-cactus	38
#589	black & tan	1
#75	black BRICKO brick	1
#159	black candy heart	85
#28	black catseye marble	1
#120	black cloak	1
#193	black eyedrops	4
#188	black facepaint	1
#564	black forest cake	2
#551	black forest ham	1
#211	black greaves	12
#188	black helmet	15
#1124	black paisley oyster egg	4
#2108	black plastic oyster egg	1
#845	black polka-dot oyster egg	5
#333	black pudding	6
#193	black sheepskin diploma	1
#227	black shield	11
#321	black snake skin	17
#812	black snowcone	1
#159	black striped oyster egg	25
#195	black sword	17
#293	blackberry	34
#96	blackberry combat boots	4
#140	blackberry galoshes	1
#122	blackberry moccasins	2
#150	blackberry polite	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#138	blank diary	1
#246	blank fudge mold	1
#197	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#202	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	61
#217	blob of Alphredo™	1
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#42	bloodied surgical dungarees	16
#488	bloody clown pants	9
#759	blue glowstick	1
#164	blue grass	4
#145	blue money bag	1
#2553	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#1111	blue pixel	5
#196	blue plasma ball	326
#29	blue plastic oyster egg	251
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
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what items are this player missing?