| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #1118 | 1-ball | 2 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1050 | 2-ball | 2 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1223 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1113 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #141 | 4-d camera | 1 |
| #442 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #394 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #922 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #86 | Abyssal ember | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #286 | Ben-Gal™ Balm | 1 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #587 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #925 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1495 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #737 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2052 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #494 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #654 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #497 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #469 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #520 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #178 | GOTO | 1 |
| #607 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #461 | Genalen™ Bottle | 1 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #185 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #257 | Gnollish casserole dish | 1 |
| #672 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #679 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #1145 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #568 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #470 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #679 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #1868 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1208 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1091 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #579 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #826 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #746 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #941 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #147 | Knob jelly donut | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #1015 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #525 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #216 | MSG | 1 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #400 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #1109 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #172 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1139 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #591 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #1001 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #526 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #508 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #255 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #643 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #757 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #709 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #207 | abominable blubber | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #821 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #705 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #657 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #44 | ancient calendar | 1 |
| #145 | ancient calendar fragment | 1 |
| #637 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #264 | ancient poisoned dart | 1 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #58 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #610 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #1061 | anticheese | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #886 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #730 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #895 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #496 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #905 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #484 | armgun | 1 |
| #854 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #73 | asbestos meat stack | 1 |
| #1105 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #125 | asparagus stir-fry | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #1920 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #131 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #212 | bag of GORF | 1 |
| #222 | bag of GORP | 1 |
| #222 | bag of QWOP | 1 |
| #899 | baggie of powdered sugar | 7 |
| #632 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #629 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #1234 | bar skin | 1 |
| #305 | bargain flash powder | 1 |
| #2126 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #114 | basic meat staff | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #231 | bat haggis | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #216 | bat wing kabob | 1 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #1172 | batgut | 1 |
| #227 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #397 | bazookafish bubble gum | 1 |
| #680 | beach glass bead | 1 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #967 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #571 | beer bong | 1 |
| #254 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #671 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #394 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #381 | big boom | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #474 | big rock | 1 |
| #76 | big stirring stick | 1 |
| #801 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #377 | bird rib | 1 |
| #1498 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #650 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #669 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #552 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #611 | black pension check | 1 |
| #577 | black pepper | 1 |
| #461 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #1047 | black pixel | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #632 | black pudding | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #851 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #726 | black sword | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #316 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1035 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #963 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #621 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #827 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #1232 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #429 | bone flute | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #105 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #263 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #624 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #458 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #697 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #1331 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #1586 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #344 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #1368 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #332 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #1261 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1506 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #1054 | box | 1 |
| #180 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #242 | boxing glove | 1 |
| #454 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 1 |
| #248 | brainy skull | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #437 | brick of sand | 1 |
| #748 | briefcase | 1 |
| #1268 | broken skull | 1 |
| #623 | broken sword | 1 |
| #541 | bronzed locust | 1 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #678 | brown sugar cane | 1 |
| #616 | bubblewrap ore | 1 |
| #956 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| #249 | buckler buckle | 1 |
| #1103 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1110 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #150 | bugbear purification pill | 1 |
| #593 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #578 | bunch of square grapes | 1 |
| #968 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #375 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #849 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
| #228 | bus pass | 1 |
| #539 | cactus fruit | 1 |
| #352 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #555 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #593 | can of maces | 1 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #587 | canopic jar | 1 |
| #530 | carbonated soy milk | 1 |
| #635 | carbonated water lily | 1 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #1030 | cast | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #818 | catgut | 1 |
| #234 | caustic slime nodule | 1 |
| #689 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #234 | charming flute | 1 |
| #775 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #576 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #714 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #212 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #823 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #985 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #72 | clockwork doohickey | 1 |
| #97 | clockwork thingamajig | 1 |
| #86 | clockwork widget | 1 |
| #967 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #816 | clown skin | 1 |
| #238 | clownskin belt | 1 |
| #111 | clownskin buckler | 1 |
| #118 | club of the five seasons | 1 |
| #611 | cocktail napkin | 1 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #1139 | cog | 1 |
| #247 | cog and sprocket assembly | 1 |
| #297 | cold powder | 1 |
| #374 | cold wad | 1 |
| #681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| #651 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #587 | concentrated magicalness pill | 1 |
| #738 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #1242 | cranberries | 1 |
| #950 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #433 | cream pie | 1 |
| #540 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #111 | creepy voodoo doll | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #523 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #585 | dance card | 1 |
| #962 | dark potion | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #582 | decaying goldfish liver | 1 |
| #809 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #714 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #174 | delectable catalyst | 1 |
| #89 | delicious comfit? | 1 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #436 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #591 | deodorant | 1 |
| #617 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #765 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #153 | detective skull | 1 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1628 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #1848 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1717 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1024 | disease | 1 |
| #819 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #292 | disembodied smile | 1 |
| #787 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #985 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1852 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #269 | double-barreled sling | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #930 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #295 | dragon snaps | 1 |
| #782 | dried face | 1 |
| #465 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #1139 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #2324 | duct tape | 1 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #554 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #306 | dusty animal pelvis | 1 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #290 | dusty eighth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #313 | dusty eighth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #305 | dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #295 | dusty fifth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #316 | dusty fifth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #301 | dusty fifth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #303 | dusty first cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #278 | dusty fourth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #303 | dusty fourth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #307 | dusty fourth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty fourth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #319 | dusty left clavicle | 1 |
| #282 | dusty left eighth rib | 1 |
| #302 | dusty left eleventh rib | 1 |
| #286 | dusty left fibula | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left fifth rib | 1 |
| #290 | dusty left first front claw | 1 |
| #296 | dusty left fourth front claw | 1 |
| #310 | dusty left ninth rib | 1 |
| #297 | dusty left radius | 1 |
| #293 | dusty left scapula | 1 |
| #302 | dusty left second front claw | 1 |
| #309 | dusty left seventh rib | 1 |
| #322 | dusty left tenth rib | 1 |
| #303 | dusty left third rear claw | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left thumb | 1 |
| #312 | dusty left tibia | 1 |
| #308 | dusty left twelfth rib | 1 |
| #299 | dusty right clavicle | 1 |
| #289 | dusty right eleventh rib | 1 |
| #300 | dusty right femur | 1 |
| #309 | dusty right fibula | 1 |
| #310 | dusty right first front claw | 1 |
| #288 | dusty right first rib | 1 |
| #281 | dusty right fourth front claw | 1 |
| #320 | dusty right humerus | 1 |
| #292 | dusty right second front claw | 1 |
| #312 | dusty right second rear claw | 1 |
| #293 | dusty right second rib | 1 |
| #299 | dusty right sixth rib | 1 |
| #293 | dusty right third front claw | 1 |
| #294 | dusty right third rib | 1 |
| #307 | dusty right thumb | 1 |
| #292 | dusty right tibia | 1 |
| #314 | dusty right twelfth rib | 1 |
| #301 | dusty right ulna | 1 |
| #291 | dusty second caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty second cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #296 | dusty second thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #309 | dusty seventh cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #283 | dusty seventh lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty sixth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #300 | dusty tenth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #292 | dusty third cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty third thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #895 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #946 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #1117 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #666 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #604 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #540 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #734 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #112 | equal sign | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #849 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #1378 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #412 | fermenting powder | 1 |
| #655 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #778 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #906 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #504 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #770 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #641 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #506 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #2035 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #609 | fish-liver oil | 1 |
| #141 | fishy fish | 1 |
| #957 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #619 | flange | 1 |
| #905 | flaregun | 1 |
| #258 | flimsy clipboard | 1 |
| #789 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #383 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #497 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #449 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #1093 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #221 | frost-rimed seal hide | 1 |
| #732 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #98 | frozen seal spine | 1 |
| #782 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #540 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #1456 | furry fur | 1 |
| #172 | fustulent seal grulch | 1 |
| #661 | gas balloon | 1 |
| #600 | gator skin | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #121 | gauze hammock | 1 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #982 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #995 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #257 | ghuol-ear kabob | 1 |
| #62 | giant diamond ring | 1 |
| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #1254 | giant needle | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #321 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #896 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #273 | glittery mascara | 1 |
| #198 | glowing fungus | 1 |
| #1108 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #747 | gnatwing | 1 |
| #769 | gnoll lips | 1 |
| #788 | gnoll teeth | 1 |
| #219 | gnoll-tooth necklace | 1 |
| #392 | goat | 1 |
| #820 | goat beard | 1 |
| #949 | goat cheese pizza | 1 |
| #572 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #825 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #784 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #773 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #828 | grapes | 1 |
| #1910 | green beer | 1 |
| #1029 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #1109 | green pixel | 1 |
| #489 | green smoke bomb | 1 |
| #972 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #533 | guano coffee cup | 1 |
| #871 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #260 | half-baked potion | 1 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #323 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1282 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #626 | handful of moss | 1 |
| #899 | handful of sand | 1 |
| #631 | handful of sawdust | 1 |
| #462 | handful of walnuts | 1 |
| #601 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #1193 | heavy D | 1 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #554 | hellseal claw | 1 |
| #520 | hellseal whisker | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #180 | hemp net | 1 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #385 | henna face paint | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #994 | herbs | 1 |
| #312 | hippy bongo | 1 |
| #550 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #578 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #575 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #459 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #258 | hot buttered roll | 1 |
| #684 | hot date | 1 |
| #998 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #384 | hot nuggets | 1 |
| #341 | hot plate | 1 |
| #334 | hot powder | 1 |
| #460 | hot wad | 1 |
| #1286 | hot wing | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #605 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #184 | hyperinflated seal lung | 1 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1093 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #615 | icy katana hilt | 1 |
| #163 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #208 | imp air | 1 |
| #444 | imp unity ring | 1 |
| #355 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #739 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #74 | infernal toilet brush | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #150 | ingot of seal-iron | 1 |
| #668 | inkwell | 1 |
| #605 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #682 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #268 | jabañero pepper | 1 |
| #1193 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #123 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #543 | jug-o-magicalness | 1 |
| #505 | keg shield | 1 |
| #910 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #530 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #67 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
| #632 | large box | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #692 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #744 | leathery bat skin | 1 |
| #796 | leathery cat skin | 1 |
| #588 | leathery rat skin | 1 |
| #616 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #1234 | lemon | 1 |
| #361 | lemon meringue pie | 1 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
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