Museum :: Trompe Loeil

Trompe Loeil

Rank	Item	Quantity
#212	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	9
#912	1-ball	3
#759	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	4
#1081	3-ball	2
#600	30669 scroll	8
#641	33398 scroll	12
#773	334 scroll	2
#1113	4-ball	2
#89	4-d camera	3
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#1077	5-ball	2
#1072	6-ball	2
#455	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	5
#904	7-ball	3
#50	7-inch discus	1
#1778	8-ball	3
#569	ASCII shirt	2
#1965	Angry Farmer candy	2
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#570	Argarggagarg's fang	3
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1044	BGE merchandise order form	1
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#827	BGE shotglass	10
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#633	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#363	BRICKO eye brick	7
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#2032	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	5
#612	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#562	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
#369	Black No. 2	12
#456	Blatantly Canadian	3
#908	Bling of the New Wave	1
#502	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#214	Boozehounds Anonymous token	3
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#668	Boris's ring	2
#935	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	3
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#582	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#508	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#181	CRIMBCO lanyard	3
#1264	CRIMBCO mug	5
#1700	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1127	CRIMBCO wine	5
#507	CRIMBCOIDS mints	6
#1727	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#328	Claw of the Infernal Seal	3
#396	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	7
#487	Cloaca-Cola helmet	5
#610	Cloaca-Cola shield	4
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#523	Crimbo candied pecan	20
#717	Crimbo fudge	12
#511	Crimbo peppermint bark	20
#754	Crimbo pie	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#3212	Crimbuck	1
#1851	Crown of the Goblin King	10
#1065	Daffy Taffy	21
#320	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#1695	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#563	Dolphin King's crown	8
#555	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	6
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#1132	Drowsy Sword	11
#1594	Dyspepsi-Cola	8
#370	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	7
#436	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	6
#315	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	7
#177	Eau de Guaneau	3
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#42	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	5
#75	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	9
#58	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	10
#46	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	7
#127	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	3
#16	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	14
#67	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	5
#86	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	12
#58	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	14
#54	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	11
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#365	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	6
#206	Elmley shades	5
#861	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	2
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#392	Gaia beads	4
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#103	Gnollish autoplunger	2
#552	Gnollish flyswatter	3
#355	Gnollish pie server	4
#390	Gnollish pie tin	7
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#370	Gnollish slotted spoon	4
#549	Gnollish toolbox	3
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#1441	Green Clover of Justice	1
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#120	Hollandaise helmet	99
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#471	Iiti Kitty phone charm	3
#768	Imp Ale	118
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#357	Jarlsberg's earring	4
#1287	Jocko Homo's head	1
#724	Jolly Roger charrrm	2
#357	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	5
#515	Kissin' Cousins	2
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#723	Knob Goblin elite helm	3
#714	Knob Goblin elite pants	3
#690	Knob Goblin elite polearm	3
#767	Knob Goblin elite shirt	3
#391	Knob Goblin firecracker	43
#602	Knob Goblin harem pants	4
#604	Knob Goblin harem veil	4
#434	Knob Goblin love potion	21
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#332	Knob Goblin melon baller	5
#780	Knob Goblin pants	4
#380	Knob Goblin perfume	7
#791	Knob Goblin scimitar	4
#344	Knob Goblin seltzer	39
#386	Knob Goblin spatula	13
#340	Knob Goblin steroids	28
#189	Knob Goblin superseltzer	47
#867	Knob Goblin tongs	3
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#369	Knoll mushroom	27
#334	Krakrox's Loincloth	3
#729	Let Me Be!	2
#400	Lockenstock™ sandals	3
#1827	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	10
#735	Mad Train wine	78
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#305	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	6
#334	Meleegra™ pills	29
#413	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	9
#1024	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	3
#727	Mohawk wig	4
#208	Monstar energy beverage	39
#510	Mountain Stream soda	23
#135	Mr. Joe's bangles	11
#1442	Mr. Mediocrebar	23
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#158	ND	1
#303	NG	2
#169	Nardz energy beverage	4
#282	Necrotelicomnicon	2
#350	Oil of Parrrlay	4
#625	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#1269	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#464	Orcish baseball cap	5
#434	Orcish cargo shorts	5
#513	Orcish frat-paddle	3
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#430	PADL Phone	8
#29	PVC staff	1
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#362	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	3
#544	Pine-Fresh air freshener	3
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#441	Ram's Face Lager	41
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#673	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#1390	Rock Pops	26
#404	SPF 451 lip balm	5
#1074	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#1138	Scalp of Gorgolok	3
#680	Schrödinger's thermos	10
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#556	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	2
#400	Snow Queen Crown	5
#870	Spam Witch sammich	6
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#627	Summer Nights	2
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#340	Swabbie™ swab	5
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#1082	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	19
#684	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#359	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	8
#72	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#1038	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#101	The Ring	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#203	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	24
#818	Trollhouse cookies	12
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#513	Typical Tavern swill	3
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#710	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#12	Underworld truncheon	1
#2405	Valentine	1
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#523	Wand of Nagamar	9
#487	Wint-O-Fresh mint	24
#238	Wolfman Nardz	6
#66	Workytime Tea	39
#1119	Yakisoba's hat	1
#161	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	3
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#2247	Yummy Tummy bean	21
#916	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#278	a butt tuba	2
#470	acid-squirting flower	6
#584	acoustic guitarrr	4
#475	adder bladder	9
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#1149	adorable seal larva	2
#459	all-purpose cleaner	6
#1013	amulet of extreme plot significance	4
#380	ancient protein powder	9
#235	ancient spice	10
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#535	ant agonist	2
#34	ant antidepressant	1
#255	ant pick	1
#684	anticheese	4
#423	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	3
#250	antique bottle of cough syrup	2
#887	antique greaves	1
#194	antique hand mirror	30
#745	antique helmet	2
#534	antique painting of a landscape	1
#354	antique pair of blue jeans	2
#715	antique record album	2
#744	antique shield	2
#588	antique souvenir drawing	1
#773	antique spear	2
#411	armgun	2
#487	arrrgyle socks	4
#154	asbestos apron	9
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#389	asbestos ore	16
#478	asbestos sword	1
#789	asparagus knife	3
#643	asshat	1
#1659	awful poetry journal	3
#1545	baby killer bee	2
#942	baconstone	8
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#131	bad-ass club	1
#3935	badass belt	9
#502	bag of bones	1
#367	bag of lard	3
#430	balaclava	1
#124	balaclava baklava	35
#2042	ball	1
#183	balloon helmet	2
#664	balloon monkey	2
#105	balloon shield	1
#312	balloon sword	1
#630	ballroom blintz	1
#521	bar skin	15
#122	bar whip	1
#731	barbed-wire fence	3
#240	bargain flash powder	2
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#1592	barrrnacle	3
#73	barskin buckler	1
#110	barskin cloak	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#186	barskin tent	1
#402	baseball	10
#59	basic meat foon	1
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#100	basic meat kilt	1
#129	basic meat pants	1
#86	basic meat skirt	1
#151	basic meat spork	1
#144	basic meat sword	1
#447	bat guano	17
#89	bat hat	1
#77	bat whip	1
#686	bat wing	7
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#298	batblade	10
#874	batgut	7
#806	bath ball gift set	5
#398	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#525	beach glass bead	3
#288	beach glass necklace	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#643	bed of coals	1
#279	beer bomb	106
#347	beer bong	5
#457	beer helmet	5
#73	beer-a-pult	2
#532	bejeweled pledge pin	4
#244	big bass drum	4
#145	big glob of skin	1
#497	big red clown nose	10
#210	big stick	1
#83	bigger stick	2
#295	bilge wine	61
#198	bird rib	8
#1014	bit of clingfilm	3
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#589	black & tan	1
#89	black belt	1
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#534	black greaves	2
#547	black helmet	2
#289	black kettle drum	2
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#409	black pepper	3
#588	black pixel	20
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#462	black shield	3
#478	black snake skin	8
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#727	black sword	1
#566	blackberry	7
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#3162	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#797	bloody beer	3
#456	bloody clown pants	10
#621	bloody mary	1
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#703	blue pixel	42
#1676	blue plastic oyster egg	2
#1672	blue polka-dot oyster egg	2
#1113	blue striped oyster egg	4
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#36	bone and arrows	1
#301	bone aperitif	1
#385	bone chips	36
#52	bone crusher	1
#340	bone flute	2
#277	bone meal	1
#488	bone rattle	2
#76	bone spurs	1
#53	bonerang	1
#58	boning knife	1
#668	booty chest charrrm	2
#105	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#595	bottle of Blank-Out	9
#125	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	19
#380	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	11
#286	bottle of Mystic Shell	3
#407	bottle of alcohol	5
#465	bottle of antifreeze	2
#513	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#419	bottle of pirate juice	2
#502	bottle of sewage schnapps	5
#954	bottle of tequila	7
#331	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#794	bottle of vodka	8
#856	bottle of whiskey	14
#381	bottle opener belt buckle	4
#261	boulder	5
#668	bowl of cottage cheese	12
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#322	box	39
#175	boxing glove	2
#100	breath mint	74
#320	briefcase	16
#688	broken skull	12
#502	broken sword	2
#354	bronze breastplate	3
#268	bronzed locust	8
#160	brown pixel	1
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#94	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
#380	bubblewrap ore	4
#116	bubbling tempura batter	1
#92	buckler buckle	8
#787	buckyball	5
#108	buffalo blade	1
#623	bugbear beanie	6
#564	bugbear bungguard	7
#435	bullet-proof corduroys	4
#716	bum cheek	7
#295	bunch of square grapes	11
#233	buoybottoms	3
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#308	burst hellseal brain	18
#227	bus pass	1
#185	calavera concertina	1
#98	can cannon	1
#1100	can of CRIMBCOLA	4
#351	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#251	can of Red Minotaur	18
#102	can of Swiller	57
#130	can of depilatory cream	1
#401	can of maces	2
#206	can of spinach	10
#151	can of sterno	1
#144	can-you-dig-it?	1
#1473	candy cane	21
#1062	candy kneecapping stick	3
#1465	candy knuckles	2
#3830	candy stake	1
#213	cannonball charrrm	37
#428	canopic jar	6
#529	carbonated soy milk	1
#635	carbonated water lily	1
#80	cardboard box turtle	1
#95	cardboard sword	1
#521	cardboard wakizashi	2
#77	carob cannon	1
#666	carob chunk cookies	1
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#213	carob chunks	35
#416	casino pass	6
#90	cast-iron legacy paddle	2
#163	cat appendix	32
#207	catgut	49
#109	catskin buckler	1
#83	catskin cap	1
#169	catsup	1
#324	cement sandals	3
#502	centipede eggs	3
#1469	chaos butterfly	5
#235	charming flute	1
#292	cheap cigar butt	5
#1344	cheap elven gloves	1
#510	chef's hat	12
#545	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#181	chloroform rag	25
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#591	chopsticks	3
#384	chorizo brownies	4
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#429	chrome staff	1
#523	chrome sword	1
#219	chunk of rock salt	15
#1147	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#533	clay peace-sign bead	2
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#51	clingfilm tangle	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#57	clockwork handle	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#410	clockwork key	5
#101	clockwork pants	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#86	clockwork widget	1
#375	clown shoes	7
#396	clown skin	13
#239	clownskin belt	1
#202	clownskin harness	1
#3274	club necklace	1
#354	cocktail napkin	9
#192	cocktail onion	6
#799	cocoa eggshell fragment	18
#717	coconut shell	18
#435	coffin lid	2
#224	cog	140
#623	cold ninja mask	2
#355	collection of tiny spooky objects	2
#716	comfy coffin	1
#575	commemorative war stein	9
#566	communications windchimes	2
#555	concentrated garbage juice	1
#587	concentrated magicalness pill	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#458	cool whip	5
#200	copper ha'penny charrrm	43
#522	corn holder	1
#218	corncob pipe	7
#705	cornuthaum	2
#259	costume sword	2
#560	cranberries	27
#168	cranberry cordial	1
#114	crossbow string	3
#161	crowbar	1
#541	crowbarrr	2
#126	crown-shaped beanie	2
#306	cup of infinite pencils	4
#155	cup of primitive beer	19
#104	curdflinger	1
#299	curmudgel	2
#393	dance card	3
#543	dead guy's watch	9
#615	deadly lampshade	1
#442	decaying goldfish liver	6
#810	decorative fountain	1
#234	dehydrated caviar	22
#93	demon buckler	1
#482	demon skin	13
#97	demon whip	1
#134	demon-horned hat	1
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#91	demonskin trousers	2
#375	denim axe	1
#271	dented harmonica	5
#496	deodorant	2
#228	depantsing bomb	20
#225	depleted uranium seal figurine	3
#374	desiccated apricot	12
🥇	detour shield	1
#851	diamond-studded cane	2
#463	didgeridooka	3
#724	dirty hobo gloves	9
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#468	disco ball	71
#483	disco mask	60
#322	disease	41
#819	disembodied brain	1
#187	disembodied smile	2
#344	dishrag	1
#379	disintegrating quill pen	14
#317	displaced fish	12
#409	distressed denim pants	4
#497	disturbing fanfic	207
#113	diving muff	1
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#270	double-barreled sling	1
#139	drab sonata	47
#772	draggin' ball hat	2
#374	dreadlock whip	1
#572	dried face	3
#79	dripping meat crossbow	1
#76	dripping meat staff	1
#100	dripping meat sword	1
#501	drum machine	5
#1165	drywall axe	6
#1923	duct tape	3
#80	duct tape buckler	1
#127	duct tape dockers	1
#92	duct tape fedora	1
#75	duct tape sword	2
#255	duct tape wallet	1
#44	dueling banjo	1
#469	dull fish scale	1
#407	dungeoneer's dungarees	2
#296	dusty left ulna	1
#609	dwarf bread	6
#204	dwarvish magazine	6
#399	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#114	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
#111	eXtreme meat staff	1
#138	eXtreme meat sword	1
#401	eXtreme mittens	8
#316	eXtreme scarf	10
#5138	easter egg balloon	1
#87	eel sauce	1
#38	eelskin hat	1
#28	eelskin pants	1
#35	eelskin shield	1
#929	eggnog	16
#1550	elven cellocello	12
#1661	elven suicide capsule	8
#491	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	19
#573	empty meat tank	2
#206	enchanted eyepatch	1
#124	enchantlers	1
#301	energy drink IV	8
#372	enormous belt buckle	7
#305	enormous hoop earring	3
#532	evil golden arch	10
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#292	exploding hacky-sack	3
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#211	extra-strength strongness elixir	8
#507	eye of newt	12
#622	eyepatch	6
#527	f3d0r4	8
#931	facsimile dictionary	8
#371	fake blood	3
#421	fake plastic grass	4
#225	fancy bath salts	78
#410	fancy chocolate car	7
#1417	fancy dress ball	5
#413	fancy seashell necklace	5
#220	fat bottom quark	7
#1375	fat stacks of cash	1
#2393	felt	1
#251	ferret bait	45
#1426	festive holiday hat	1
#278	festive sausage	8
#330	fetid feather	23
#204	fettucini Inconnu	3
#303	fez of etymology	1
#148	figurine of a charred seal	20
#11	figurine of a cold seal	154
#478	figurine of a sleek seal	3
#191	figurine of a slippery seal	9
#10	figurine of a stinking seal	135
#242	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	9
#86	filigreed hamethyst earring	1
#82	filigreed hamethyst necklace	1
#106	filigreed hamethyst ring	1
#606	filthy corduroys	5
#552	filthy knitted dread sack	6
#761	filthy lucre	45
#487	filthy pestle	2
#527	filthy poultice	1
#234	finger cymbals	2
#431	fire poi	2
#477	fish-liver oil	6
#498	flamin' bindle	1
#126	flaming cardboard sword	1
#724	flaming crutch	3
#451	flaming feather	16
#604	flaming mushroom	3
#612	flaming talons	5
#298	flange	9
#402	flaregun	27
#364	flat dough	3
#444	flirtatious feather	10
#661	floaty sand	10
#63	flypaper staff	1
#496	foam noodle	1
#430	foolscap fool's cap	5
#270	foon	1
#72	foon of fearfulness	1
#66	foon of fleshiness	1
#67	foon of foulness	1
#66	foon of frigidity	1
#70	foon of fulmination	1
#270	frayed rope belt	5
#366	frightful feather	20
#255	frigid hankyū	1
#501	frigid mote	1
#1015	frigid ninja stars	2
#45	frigid-ass club	1
#322	frilly skirt	11
#176	frost-rimed seal hide	2
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#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#2056	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	2
#2059	tiny plastic The Man	2
#2829	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	2
#1808	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	2
#2759	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	2
#2624	tiny plastic accordion thief	2
#4020	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#6120	tiny plastic angry goat	2
#2811	tiny plastic anime smiley	2
#2790	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	2
#2803	tiny plastic astronomer	2
#6167	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	2
#6142	tiny plastic barrrnacle	2
#2790	tiny plastic beanbat	2
#2571	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	2
#6187	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	2
#2795	tiny plastic blooper	2
#2850	tiny plastic brainsweeper	2
#2767	tiny plastic briefcase bat	2
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#6130	tiny plastic cocoabo	2
#6238	tiny plastic coffee pixie	2
#3177	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#2753	tiny plastic cubist bull	2
#2768	tiny plastic demoninja	2
#4496	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#2801	tiny plastic drunk goat	2
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#2760	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	2
#2829	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	2
#2798	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	2
#3922	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#6179	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	2
#6231	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	2
#6153	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	2
#2803	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	2
#2789	tiny plastic goth giant	2
#6098	tiny plastic grue	2
#2795	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	2
#2707	tiny plastic hermit	2
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#6148	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	2
#8066	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#2823	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	2
#6170	tiny plastic leprechaun	2
#6184	tiny plastic levitating potato	2
#3837	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#6159	tiny plastic mosquito	2
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#2800	tiny plastic ninja snowman	2
#2600	tiny plastic pastamancer	2
#6132	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	2
#2642	tiny plastic sauceror	2
#3891	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#4450	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#3849	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#3837	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#6199	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	2
#2825	tiny plastic spooky vampire	2
#6128	tiny plastic stab bat	2
#6166	tiny plastic star starfish	2
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#1272	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	7
#2764	tiny plastic taco cat	2
#3859	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#2659	tiny plastic turtle tamer	2
#3841	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#2763	tiny plastic warwelf	2
#2700	tiny plastic whitesnake	2
#2788	tiny plastic zmobie	2
#694	tiny shaker of salt	3
#364	tip jar	2
#633	tires	5
#799	titanium assault umbrella	3
#141	toe jam	4
#348	tofu casserole	3
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#2527	toothsome rock	1
#653	top	7
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#33	tortoboggan shield	1
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#1722	toy space helmet	2
#144	traffic jam	4
#2301	tree-eating kite	4
#658	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#618	tropical orchid	1
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#180	tube of hair oil	2
#259	tube sock	2
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#184	tuxedo shirt	1
#428	twinkly nuggets	4
#458	twinkly powder	2
#1104	twitching claw	4
#161	ultimate ultimate frisbee	4
#332	uncooked chorizo	11
#609	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	1
#1919	unstable DNA	7
#253	unstable quark	2
#1253	useless powder	19
#1668	valuable trinket	14
#424	vampire collar	3
#47	vampire pearl earring	1
#36	velcro boots	1
#86	velcro ore	5
#35	velcro paddle ball	1
#28	velcro shield	1
#815	viking helmet	3
#394	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	14
#27	vinyl boots	1
#119	vinyl ore	3
#67	vodka and cranberry	40
#600	voodoo snuff	1
#666	vorpal blade	3
#682	wad of dough	22
#696	wad of tofu	1
#687	walrus-tusk earring	1
#322	war tongs	4
#309	warm mushroom	5
#340	water pipe bomb	124
#474	water wings	1
#105	whiskey and cola	27
#624	white chocolate chip cookies	2
#306	white chocolate chips	36
#856	white class ring	3
#448	white collar	2
#250	white hat hacker T-shirt	5
#466	white lightning	17
#304	white picket fence	12
#612	white pixel	20
#157	white rice	13
#375	white satin pants	8
#292	white satin shield	6
#706	white snake skin	6
#122	white snakeskin duster	1
#446	white sword	7
#88	white whip	1
#368	wicker shield	4
#89	wiffle-flail	1
#723	windchimes	2
#476	witty rapier	2
#986	wolf mask	3
#719	wolfman mask	7
#428	wonderwall shield	1
#364	wooden axe	1
#636	wooden stakes	2
#343	wool hat	4
#208	world's smallest violin	2
#347	worn tophat	3
#333	wreath of laurels	2
#1157	wrench bracelet	1
#628	wussiness potion	10
#176	yak anorak	1
#80	yak toupee	1
#118	yak whip	1
#109	yakskin buckler	1
#80	yakskin kilt	1
#106	yakskin pants	1
#63	yakskin skirt	1
#310	yellow paisley oyster egg	9
#967	yellow plastic oyster egg	6
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#925	yeti fur	37
#2364	yo-yo	1
#478	yohohoyo	2

Wow, that's 11,656 items total!

what items are this player missing?