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| #1504 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
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| #1238 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
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| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1496 | Crimbuck | 180 |
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| #26 | Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield | 1 |
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| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
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| #2385 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #500 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
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| #513 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
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| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
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| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
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| #692 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
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| #164 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1 |
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| #742 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #612 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
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| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
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| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
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| #669 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
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| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
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| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
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| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
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| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #2956 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
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| #71 | bobcat grenade | 1 |
| #752 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
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| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
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| #590 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
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| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
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| #80 | cannonball charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
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| #144 | charrrm bracelet | 1 |
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| #815 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
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| #651 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #741 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #81 | copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #953 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
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| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
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| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
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| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
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| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
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| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
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| #1477 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1315 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
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| #426 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #400 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1911 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #1117 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #118 | encoder ring | 160 |
| #541 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #195 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 296 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #406 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #119 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 199 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #130 | fake fake vomit | 204 |
| #102 | fake hand | 234 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
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| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #656 | ferret bait | 1 |
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| #738 | fetid feather | 1 |
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| #325 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
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| #906 | flaregun | 1 |
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| #74 | flask of Gnomochloric acid | 1 |
| #81 | flask of baconstone juice | 1 |
| #77 | flask of hamethyst juice | 1 |
| #67 | flask of porquoise juice | 1 |
| #790 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #269 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #496 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #431 | foie gras | 1 |
| #777 | frightful feather | 1 |
| #1093 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #202 | frostbite-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #811 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #3427 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #210 | fruitfilm | 1 |
| #188 | fry-oil-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #782 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #542 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #642 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #197 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #171 | garish pinky ring | 25 |
| #662 | gas balloon | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #266 | giant designer sunglasses | 17 |
| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #565 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #3941 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #2812 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #211 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #395 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1386 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #259 | green beer | 60 |
| #1028 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #429 | green glowstick | 4 |
| #489 | green smoke bomb | 1 |
| #594 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #633 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #103 | grumpy old man charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #369 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #1227 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #5197 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #648 | happiness | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #325 | headhunter necktie | 1 |
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| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #180 | hemp net | 1 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #1881 | herringcello | 1 |
| #148 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #550 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #578 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #576 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #460 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #685 | hot date | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #2350 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #2794 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #142 | jazz soap | 183 |
| #118 | joybuzzer | 205 |
| #506 | keg shield | 1 |
| #531 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2542 | killing feather | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1515 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #178 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #270 | library card | 1 |
| #1830 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #143 | lint | 1 |
| #210 | little round pebble | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #242 | lotion of spookiness | 1 |
| #329 | love song of disturbing obsession | 1 |
| #289 | love song of icy revenge | 1 |
| #341 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
| #346 | love song of smoldering passion | 1 |
| #326 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
| #320 | love song of vague ambiguity | 1 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1348 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #386 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #90 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 227 |
| #247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #195 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #836 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #275 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 2 |
| #107 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #588 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #2029 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #127 | mood ring | 107 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3220 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #492 | natural fennel soda | 1 |
| #1125 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #49 | noxious gas grenade | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #850 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #172 | orange glowstick | 11 |
| #555 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #618 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #567 | pack of KWE trading card | 6 |
| 🥈 | pail | 76,387 |
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| #239 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #447 | panty raider camouflage | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #234 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #191 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #807 | party hat | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #379 | patchouli oil bomb | 1 |
| #1303 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #143 | peanut brittle shield | 26 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #1465 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #611 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #101 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 213 |
| #96 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 231 |
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| #1171 | phonics down | 1 |
| #750 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #207 | piece of after eight | 1 |
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| #87 | pimpin' meat hat | 1 |
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| #1003 | pink clay bead | 1 |
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| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #524 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
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| #151 | pirate pamphlet | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
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| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #635 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1064 | pocketwatch on a chain | 2 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #2126 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #2222 | possessed top | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #1102 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #778 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #646 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #613 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #212 | radium-flavored potato chips | 296 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1023 | red class ring | 1 |
| #212 | red plastic baby | 2 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #406 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #13 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 45 |
| #403 | ribbon candy | 1 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1652 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #218 | roll of Hob-Os | 1 |
| #389 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
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| #431 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 16 |
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| #678 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 11 |
| #592 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 12 |
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| #534 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
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| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
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| #82 | silver tongue charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #1190 | skeleton bone | 5 |
| #1809 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1121 | snake | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #747 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #479 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #906 | spade necklace | 8 |
| #1136 | sparkler | 1 |
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| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
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| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
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| #550 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
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| #1154 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #278 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #1220 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #181 | spooky stir-fry | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1572 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #399 | spooky wad | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #42 | star shirt | 12 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #202 | sterno-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #577 | stick of dynamite | 1 |
| #184 | strawberry-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
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| #641 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 69 |
| #326 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 108 |
| #306 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 111 |
| #652 | stuffed Meat | 73 |
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| #1532 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
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| #4806 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
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| #382 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 104 |
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| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #532 | stunt nuts | 1 |
| #1546 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 2 |
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