Museum :: Paran

Paran

Rank	Item	Quantity
#104	"DRINK ME" potion	437
#212	1-ball	31
#55	11-leaf clover	14
#179	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	64
#206	2-ball	31
#183	3-ball	40
#143	30669 scroll	86
#132	33398 scroll	184
#93	334 scroll	85
#222	4-ball	28
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#61	5-Alarm Saucepan	7
#182	5-ball	38
#204	6-ball	31
#138	668 scroll	10
#210	7-ball	32
#196	8-ball	185
#626	9-ball	1
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#102	ASCII shirt	24
#134	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	1
#43	Alice's Army Alchemist	44
#34	Alice's Army Bowman	28
#60	Alice's Army Cleric	13
#37	Alice's Army Coward	20
#69	Alice's Army Dervish	4
#39	Alice's Army Guard	48
#39	Alice's Army Halberder	47
#42	Alice's Army Hammerman	20
#44	Alice's Army Horseman	17
#59	Alice's Army Lanceman	11
#54	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	32
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#45	Alice's Army Ninja	45
#48	Alice's Army Nurse	44
#49	Alice's Army Page	38
#36	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	51
#88	Alice's Army Sniper	3
#44	Alice's Army Spearsman	42
#41	Alice's Army Swordsman	44
#46	Alice's Army Wallman	41
#490	Ancient Saucehelm	5
#68	Angelhair Culottes	11
#171	Ankh of Badahnkadh	2
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#312	BURT	86
#269	Baja sopapilla	2
#69	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	11
#156	Barney's rake	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#196	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	48
#509	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	4
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#93	Black Body™ spray	6
#133	Black No. 2	87
#210	Blackfly Chardonnay	21
#908	Bling of the New Wave	1
#262	Bonerdagon necklace	41
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#203	Boris's key lime pie	5
#103	Boris's ring	13
#122	Boss Bat bling	26
#379	Boss Bat britches	37
#94	Bram's choker	1
#54	Claybender glasses	13
#1732	Cloaca grenade	1
#1265	Cloaca-Cola	5
#218	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	12
#260	Cloaca-Cola helmet	9
#415	Cloaca-Cola shield	6
#57	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	31
#95	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	3
#189	Codpiece of the Goblin King	33
#135	Colander of Em-er'il	11
#116	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	11
#92	Cookbook of the Damned	5
#673	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	3
#161	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	6
#248	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	22
#759	Crimbo candied pecan	11
#18	Crimbo dog sweater	1
#623	Crimbo fudge	15
#922	Crimbo peppermint bark	7
#419	Crimbo salad	3
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2115	Crimbuck	28
#819	Crown of the Goblin King	30
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#92	Disco Banjo	6
#118	Dogsgotnonoz pills	2
#243	Dolphin King's crown	19
#208	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	17
#279	Drowsy Sword	69
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#257	Dyspepsi-Cola	283
#178	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	12
#165	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	13
#246	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	9
#49	Eau de Guaneau	11
#254	Effermint™ tablets	1
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#104	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	36
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#183	Elmley shades	6
#282	Ent cider	32
#689	FDKOL commendation	30
#78	Fitspiration™ poster	21
#119	Flamin' Whatshisname	1
#179	Frat Army FGF	27
#46	Frigid Northern Beans	3
#32	Fromage Pinotage	7
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#61	Gaia beads	93
🥇	Garland of Greatness	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#38	Gearhead Goo	25
#397	Genalen™ Bottle	2
#99	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	11
#349	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	7
#82	Gnollish Crossdress	5
#85	Gnollish pie tin	100
#124	Gnollish toolbox	56
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#101	Grateful Undead T-shirt	6
#473	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	2
#891	Green Clover of Justice	2
#330	Heimandatz's heart	5
#29	Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	2
#50	Hellfire Spicy Beans	3
#97	Hippy Army MPE	140
#97	Iceberglar scarf	3
#82	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	67
#70	Iiti Kitty phone charm	101
#203	Imp Ale	1,159
#137	Instant Karma	79
#203	Iron Beta of Industry	49
#472	Jack-in-the-box	12
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#32	Jacob's rung	9
#109	Jarlsberg's earring	11
#184	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	5
#1287	Jocko Homo's head	1
#279	Jolly Roger charrrm	13
#44	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	70
#56	Kashmir sweater	2
#82	Knob Goblin Mutagen	24
#113	Knob Goblin Uberpants	6
#64	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	19
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#996	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#221	Knob Goblin elite shirt	38
#146	Knob Goblin firecracker	169
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#134	Knob Goblin harem veil	45
#283	Knob Goblin love potion	49
#376	Knob Goblin lunchbox	3
#287	Knob Goblin pants	45
#65	Knob Goblin perfume	62
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#186	Knob Goblin seltzer	110
#216	Knob Goblin spatula	63
#245	Knob Goblin steroids	51
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#338	Knob Goblin tongs	37
#468	Knob Goblin visor	9
#118	Knob mushroom	132
#45	Knob nuts	33
#66	Knob pasty	10
#71	Knob sausage	214
#94	Knoll mushroom	146
#815	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#90	Li'l Businessman Kit	3
#66	Lockenstock™ sandals	96
#377	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	69
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#1200	M-242	1
#51	Mark II Steam-Hat	1
#44	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
#67	Mark V Steam-Hat	6
#154	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	2
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#143	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	7
#62	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	150
#403	Meat detector	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#276	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	15
#302	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	190
#514	Microplushie: Bropane	16
#406	Microplushie: Dorkonide	8
#499	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	7
#293	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	8
#559	Microplushie: Gothochondria	10
#366	Microplushie: Hippylase	31
#433	Microplushie: Hipsterine	2
#471	Microplushie: Hobomosome	10
#458	Microplushie: Otakulone	24
#616	Microplushie: Raverdrine	7
#437	Microplushie: Sororitrate	18
#188	Misty Cape	9
#236	Misty Cloak	5
#144	Misty Robe	15
#26	Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	3
#2244	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#136	Monstar energy beverage	88
#81	Morto Moreto	2
#161	Mr. Haggis	9
#103	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	1
#169	Nardz energy beverage	4
#97	Necrotelicomnicon	8
#313	Newbiesport™ tent	6
#488	Newman's Own Trousers	2
#1202	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	2
#103	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	17
#127	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	13
#119	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	13
#65	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	15
#61	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	16
#83	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	11
#245	Nuclear Blastball	1
#71	Oil of Parrrlay	54
#4	Okee-Dokee soda	515
#300	Orange Star of Sacrifice	7
#75	Orcish baseball cap	89
#51	Orcish cargo shorts	101
#104	Orcish frat-paddle	50
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#98	P.B.L.T.	12
#122	PADL Phone	134
#74	PB&BP	2
#322	PEEZ dispenser	3
#42	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	436
#52	Pasta Spoon of Peril	5
#399	Penultimate Fantasy chest	39
#57	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	36
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#63	Pokëmann band-aid	34
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#274	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	3
#589	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	2
#666	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	2
#434	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	3
#490	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	4
#666	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	2
#575	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	3
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#546	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	3
#48	Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	4
#195	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	5
#143	Professor What T-Shirt	4
#942	Ram's Face Lager	1
#140	Red Army camouflage kit	1
#369	Red Pill	1
#281	Red Rover BB gun	13
#80	Red X Shield	1
#166	SPF 451 lip balm	15
🥇	SalesCo sample kit	1
#55	Saturday Night Special	11
#2541	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#94	Shivering Chèvre	43
#78	Sinful Desires	10
#155	Skullery Maid's Knee	2
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#138	Smart Bone Dust	1
#22	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	42
#177	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	6
#298	Snow Queen Crown	9
#61	Space Tourist Phaser	14
#12	Staff of Holiday Sensations	1
#10	Staff of the Black Kettle	10
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#22	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	3
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#45	Super Weight-Gain 9000	5
#138	Supernova Champagne	53
#88	Swabbie™ swab	59
#248	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#113	Tears of the Quiet Healer	32
#34	Temps Tempranillo	11
#24	Tesla's Electroplated Beans	3
#76	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	68
#46	The Bomb	4
#22	The Lost Glasses	6
#20	The Lot's engagement ring	11
#1038	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#124	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	1
#118	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	22
#1055	Thwaitgold bee statuette	2
#28	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	11
#804	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	2
#307	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	3
#609	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	8
#1737	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	1
#89	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	13
#924	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	5
#186	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	2
#626	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#552	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	2
#894	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	10
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#563	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#38	Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	7
#277	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	2
#214	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	6
#273	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	2
#306	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	1
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#114	Tuesday's ruby	30
#122	Typical Tavern swill	96
#143	UV monocular	1
#149	Ultracolor™ shirt	1
#710	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#52	Ur-Donut	5
#2405	Valentine	1
#8	Van der Graaf helmet	25
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#192	Wand of Nagamar	31
#374	Warm Subject gift certificate	161
#238	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	1
#169	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	1
#105	White Chocolate Golem Seeds	11
#46	Whoompa Fur Pants	16
#48	World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	4
#94	Yakisoba's hat	11
#65	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	8
#73	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	371
#745	Yellow Moon of Compassion	4
#103	Ze™ goggles	49
#48	a butt tuba	47
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#805	abominable snowcone	8
#118	acid-squirting flower	45
#101	acoustic guitarrr	46
#120	adder bladder	129
#190	airblaster gun	1
#104	alien autoautopsy kit	2
#95	all-purpose cleaner	105
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#1018	ammonite fossil	1
#115	amok pudding	3
#220	amulet of extreme plot significance	79
#67	ancient Magi-Wipes	299
#105	ancient calendar fragment	2
#51	ancient ice cream scoop	35
#56	ancient protein powder	223
#79	ancient vinyl coin purse	139
#679	anniversary balloon	1
#117	anniversary gift box	10
#57	ant agonist	98
#95	ant hoe	5
#97	ant pick	4
#122	ant pitchfork	3
#89	ant rake	6
#260	ant sickle	1
#1061	anticheese	1
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#127	antique hand mirror	60
#897	antique helmet	1
#143	antique machete	3
#485	armgun	1
#855	arrrgyle socks	1
#75	artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	42
#241	asbestos apron	4
#224	asbestos crossbow	3
#121	asbestos ore	80
#95	asbestos staff	6
#224	asbestos sword	3
#200	asparagus knife	51
#114	assassin's cheese knife	1
#643	asshat	1
#489	awful poetry journal	175
#590	baby killer bee	16
#709	baconstone	11
#778	badass belt	67
#147	badge of authority	1
#279	bag of Cheat-Os	36
#336	bag of W&Ws	1
#367	bag of lard	3
#446	baggie of powdered sugar	38
#1312	ball	3
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#80	ballroom blintz	143
#864	bananagate	2
#165	bar skin	90
#364	barbed-wire fence	12
#339	barrrnacle	46
#110	barskin cloak	1
#211	bat guano	79
#41	batarang	20
#75	batblade	96
#101	beach glass bead	74
#10	beastly paste	145
#92	beaver punch (peach)	1
#181	beavermouth	16
#138	beer basted brat	1
#140	beer bomb	327
#572	beer bong	1
#81	beer helmet	119
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#133	beer-battered accordion	1
#78	beer-scented teddy bear	12
#73	beer-soaked mop	15
#196	bejeweled cufflinks	21
#78	bejeweled pledge pin	128
#859	belemnite fossil	2
#54	big bad voodoo mask	17
#59	big bass drum	60
#211	big boom	7
#247	bilge wine	86
#135	bit of clingfilm	26
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#158	black & tan	22
#81	black blade	3
#49	black cherry soda	26
#65	black cloak	8
#237	black eyedrops	3
#220	black forest cake	18
#147	black forest ham	23
#65	black friar's tonsure	33
#196	black gold	1
#90	black greaves	41
#103	black helmet	35
#69	black kettle drum	32
#90	black magic powder	12
#109	black pension check	110
#577	black pepper	1
#86	black picnic basket	40
#108	black pixel	442
#150	black pudding	22
#75	black shield	51
#132	black snake skin	78
#109	black sword	36
#166	blackberry	129
#96	blackberry combat boots	4
#26	blackberry galoshes	14
#38	blackberry moccasins	10
#54	blackberry slippers	5
#149	blob of acid	5
#2865	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	5
#57	bloodied surgical dungarees	9
#187	blue class ring	22
#81	blue oyster badge	25
#196	blue pixel	429
#45	blue pixel potion	46
#56	bone flute	76
#121	booby trap	1
#268	booty chest charrrm	26
#63	booty chest charrrm bracelet	2
#52	boozebomb	1
#96	boring spaghetti	9
#50	borrowed time	20
#146	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	17
#35	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	437
#376	bottle of Mystic Shell	2
#116	bottle of Red-Out	1
#714	bottle of bubbles	1
#377	bottle of goofballs	66
#85	bottle of pirate juice	9
#217	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	2
#130	bottle of ultravitamins	5
#152	bottle opener belt buckle	30
#94	box	186
#31	box of Familiar Jacks	25
#16	box of Pokëmann band-aids	156
#6256	box of sunshine	3
#296	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	5
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#103	breadchucks	1
#120	breath mint	40
#75	briefcase	257
#107	brigand brittle	126
#144	brilliant oyster egg	3
#1222	brine	3
#53	bronze breastplate	36
#53	bronzed locust	109
#90	brown felt tophat	13
#79	brown sugar cane	118
#74	buñuelos Jaliscos	8
#150	bubblewrap ore	18
#69	bubblin' crude	517
#230	bubbly potion	71
#250	bucket of honey	4
#44	bucket of wine	48
#6	bug paste	50
#63	bullet-proof corduroys	173
#181	bunch of square grapes	28
#42	buoybottoms	30
#78	button rouge	11
#538	cactus fruit	1
#595	can of Binarrrca	15
#103	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	6
#340	can of Swiller	6
#80	can of black paint	7
#42	can of maces	28
#364	can of spinach	6
#677	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	13
#676	candied yams	13
#4784	candy cane	1
#1062	candy kneecapping stick	3
#1029	candy knuckles	3
🥈	cane-mail pants	43
#229	cannonball charrrm	31
#79	canopic jar	215
#78	carbonated soy milk	128
#609	cardboard ore	1
#173	carob brownies	1
#112	casino pass	37
#1030	cast	1
#620	chaos butterfly	146
#45	charming flute	32
#144	charrrm bracelet	1
#72	cheezburger	2
#1063	chef's hat	1
#235	chef-in-the-box	1
#392	chintzy accordion pin	1
#125	chintzy disco ball pendant	8
#78	chintzy noodle ring	15
#92	chintzy saucepan earring	12
#211	chloroform rag	19
#8	chlorophyll paste	31
#187	chocolate pasta spoon	2
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#824	chopsticks	1
#189	chrome crossbow	4
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#81	chrome ore	104
#34	chrome staff	12
#372	chrome sword	2
#446	chunk of rock salt	1
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#83	clay peace-sign bead	87
#46	clockwork staff	1
#265	cloudy potion	56
#180	clove-flavored lip balm	1
#798	clown shoes	1
#816	clown skin	1
#185	clown wig	1
#33	clownskin belt	18
#122	clownskin harness	3
#1154	club necklace	6
#157	club sandwich	1
#92	coal contact lenses	4
#31	coarse hemp socks	1
#60	cocktail napkin	175
#594	cocoa egg	12
#125	cocoa eggshell fragment	709
#160	coconut shell	497
#597	coffin lid	1
#150	cold water bottle	1
#165	colorful toad	1
#49	comfy pillow	16
#405	commemorative war stein	38
#98	communications windchimes	182
#106	conjured ice cream	3
#264	copper ha'penny charrrm	25
#81	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	1
#144	corned-beef Reuben	20
#850	cornuthaum	1
#468	corpse on the beach	11
#1183	corpsedriver	3
#1027	corpsetini	4
#27	correction fluid	84
#669	corrupted data	3
#6	cosmic paste	17
#60	costume rental shop	13
#100	costume sword	9
#82	cranberries	544
#486	cranberry schnapps	1
#112	crappy brain	59
#74	crate of firebombs	8
#778	crazy little Turkish delight	3
#706	crowbarrr	1
#523	cruelty-free wine	1
#66	crumbling rat skull	10
#41	crystal skull	12
#201	cube of billiard chalk	1
#104	curdflinger	1
#72	curmudgel	19
#487	cursed black pearl onion	1
#347	cursed bottle of rum	3
#418	cursed cannonball	1
#125	cyclops eyedrops	5
#97	dance card	34
#115	dancing fan	3
#257	dark potion	62
#104	dead guy's watch	105
#68	death blossom	8
#200	decent brain	11
#196	decorative fountain	54
#390	delicious noodles	2
#165	delicious spicy noodles	2
#110	demon skin	173
#13	demonic paste	32
#15	denim axe	24
#235	dense meat stack	1,872
#55	deodorant	84
#246	depantsing bomb	17
#454	designer handbag	6
#1956	diamond necklace	3
#143	diamond-studded cane	62
🥉	dice-print pajama pants	2
#103	didgeridooka	82
#157	digital key lime pie	7
#1130	dill	13
#146	dingy planks	2
#231	disassembled clover	465
#819	disembodied brain	1
#344	dishrag	1
#80	disintegrating quill pen	221
#111	displaced fish	94
#57	distention pill	7
#349	distilled fortified wine	8
#65	distressed denim pants	128
#537	disturbing fanfic	166
#655	donkey flipbook	1
#87	dope gangsta bling-bling	11
#48	double-barreled sling	45
#10	double-ice box	11
#12	double-ice britches	15
#10	double-ice cap	52
#813	drab sonata	1
#107	draggin' ball hat	106
#79	drum machine	128
#146	dry noodles	1,289
#266	drywall axe	51
#300	duct tape	133
#407	dungeoneer's dungarees	2
#77	duonoculars	4
#1069	dwarf bread	2
#67	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	23
#856	eXtreme scarf	1
#136	eagle feather	1
#5138	easter egg balloon	1
#7	ectoplasmic paste	119
#274	effervescent potion	57
#2833	eggnog	1
#172	eldritch dough	1
#341	eldritch effluvium	5
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#59	tiny plastic Dolph Bossin	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#820	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#88	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#3953	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#2847	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	2
#3894	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#47	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	1
#45	tiny plastic Mirth	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#2118	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	3
#41	tiny plastic Penny	1
#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#4543	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#4020	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#8211	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#3979	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#6167	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	2
#3963	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#4480	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#8174	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#4886	tiny plastic coffee pixie	3
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#3177	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#52	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#4809	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	3
#6099	tiny plastic grue	2
#3971	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	4
#3902	tiny plastic killer bee	4
#3890	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#8200	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#6184	tiny plastic levitating potato	2
#8111	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#46	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#6132	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	2
#3891	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#46	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#4010	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	4
#3936	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#8136	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4037	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#3861	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#3860	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3850	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#55	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#300	tiny shaker of salt	8
#16	tiny top hat and cane	5
#61	tip jar	36
#172	titanium assault umbrella	75
#2703	toast	15
#1102	tofurkey gravy	7
#1103	tofurkey leg	7
#81	tofurkey nugget	3
#123	tomb ratchet	10
#239	tonic water	1
#31	topiary nugglet	162
#660	tourmalime	5
#172	towel	53
#243	traditional Crimbo cookie	9
#69	transporter transponder	90
#828	trilobite fossil	2
#59	true grit	69
#135	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	2
#103	tube of dread wax	61
#249	tube of hair oil	1
#442	tube sock	1
#896	twinkly wad	8
#85	twist of lime	2
#19	twitching trigger finger	4
#33	ultimate ultimate frisbee	49
#183	una poca de gracia	1
#21	unbearable light	67
#82	unidentified jerky	525
#108	unnatural gas	2
#609	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	1
#78	unrequired jacket	2
#182	unstable quark	4
#29	unusual oil	6
#192	valuable trinket	483
#130	vampire collar	17
#1035	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	5
#80	very overdue library book	10
#176	vial of The Glistening	1
#1125	vinegar	14
#648	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	1
#76	voodoo glowskull	38
#158	wad of tofu	55
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#90	wand of pigification	10
#174	war tongs	16
#123	water pipe bomb	679
#474	water wings	1
#75	watered-down Red Minotaur	43
#41	weremoose spit	25
#33	whalebone corset	70
#153	white Canadian	26
#959	white chocolate chips	1
#161	white class ring	70
#101	white hat hacker T-shirt	13
#337	white lightning	32
#114	white page	1
#192	white picket fence	20
#221	white pixel	197
#146	white rice	15
#99	white satin pants	55
#112	white satin shield	25
#118	white snake skin	113
#112	white sword	60
#77	wicker shield	91
#37	wild honey pie	1
#88	willyweed	28
#815	windchimes	1
#162	wine-soaked bone chips	6
#173	witty rapier	32
#343	wolf mask	73
#68	wonderwall shield	28
#39	wool hat	75
#52	world's smallest violin	27
#67	worn tophat	60
#385	worthless knick-knack	15
#324	worthless trinket	11
#331	woven baling wire bracelets	3
#590	wreath of laurels	1
#254	wrench bracelet	14
#130	wussiness potion	168
#125	yam candy	2
#648	yellow gummi ingot	24
#881	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	2
#429	yeti fur	312
#172	yohohoyo	18
#49	yule gruel	113
#76	zombie hollandaise	22

Wow, that's 67,440 items total!

what items are this player missing?