Museum :: Trumper

Trumper

Rank	Item	Quantity
#420	1-ball	11
#45	1.21 jigawatts	4
#228	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	44
#602	2-ball	6
#675	3-ball	5
#156	30669 scroll	76
#270	33398 scroll	84
#184	334 scroll	37
#471	4-ball	9
#196	5-Alarm Saucepan	2
#503	5-ball	8
#603	6-ball	6
#395	668 scroll	1
#85	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	55
#526	7-ball	8
#498	8-ball	46
#626	9-ball	1
#473	Amulet of Yendor	44
#510	Angry Farmer candy	149
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#2708	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	3
#214	Ben-Gal™ Balm	3
#57	Bjorn's Hammer	6
#131	Black Body™ spray	2
#218	Black No. 2	35
#266	Blackfly Chardonnay	13
#148	Bohemian rhapsody	3
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#233	Boris's key lime	1
#424	Boris's key lime pie	1
#161	Boris's ring	10
#1675	Boss Bat bling	1
#639	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	6
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#70	Cerebral Cloche	2
#95	Cerebral Crossbow	3
#80	Cerebral Culottes	2
#151	Cherry Cloaca Cola	11
#815	Cloaca grenade	13
#561	Cloaca-Cola	56
#942	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	2
#470	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	6
#600	Cloaca-Cola helmet	4
#490	Cloaca-Cola shield	5
#348	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	2
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#204	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	4
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#657	Crown of the Goblin King	38
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#122	Diet Cloaca Cola	11
#251	Disco Banjo	2
#201	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	57
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#354	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	2
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#562	Dolphin King's crown	8
#547	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	9
#555	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	6
#184	Dramatic™ range	8
#2268	Drowsy Sword	2
#535	Dyspepsi-Cola	115
#1085	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#369	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	7
#775	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	3
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#451	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	5
#1786	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#700	Elder Turtle Shell	4
#548	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	2
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#631	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	6
#130	Feynman gate	99
#214	Frogade	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#364	Gaia beads	5
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#461	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#307	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	2
#142	Gnollish casserole dish	7
#211	Gnollish flyswatter	14
#595	Gnollish pie server	1
#250	Gnollish pie tin	15
#375	Gnollish plunger	6
#485	Gnollish slotted spoon	2
#507	Gnollish toolbox	4
#886	Goodfella contract	3
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#154	Hell broth	1
#614	Hell ramen	1
#79	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	2
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#348	Iiti Kitty phone charm	6
#396	Imp Ale	462
#153	Jarlsberg's earring	9
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#125	Jolly Roger charrrm	38
#667	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	7
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#111	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#62	Knob Goblin Uberpants	11
#82	Knob Goblin elite helm	80
#87	Knob Goblin elite pants	83
#83	Knob Goblin elite polearm	79
#174	Knob Goblin elite shirt	51
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#266	Knob Goblin firecracker	79
#110	Knob Goblin harem pants	65
#109	Knob Goblin harem veil	58
#164	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#138	Knob Goblin love potion	114
#173	Knob Goblin melon baller	17
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#100	Knob Goblin pants	165
#207	Knob Goblin perfume	17
#212	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	5
#86	Knob Goblin scimitar	192
#238	Knob Goblin seltzer	81
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#163	Knob Goblin spatula	111
#112	Knob Goblin steroids	135
#41	Knob Goblin stink bomb	44
#193	Knob Goblin superseltzer	46
#93	Knob Goblin tongs	201
#131	Knob Goblin visor	68
#48	Knob mushroom	437
#228	Knob sausage	28
#236	Knoll mushroom	54
#389	Knoll shroomkabob	2
#145	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	1
#267	Lockenstock™ sandals	9
#3360	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	2
#485	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	12
#1199	M-242	1
#132	MSG	7
#70	Mace of the Tortoise	8
#601	Mad Train wine	125
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#158	Manetwich	5
#172	Mariner's Friend cough drops	3
#305	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	6
#10	Mayflower bouquet	3
#48	Meat detector	10
#223	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	36
#1001	Meleegra™ pills	2
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#380	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	117
#386	Mob Penguin cellular phone	53
#94	Mohawk wig	150
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#492	Mountain Stream soda	25
#53	Mr. Accessory Jr.	2
#2547	Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#138	NG	10
#523	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#1573	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#322	Orcish baseball cap	10
#294	Orcish cargo shorts	10
#513	Orcish frat-paddle	3
#309	Orcish meat locker	1
#555	PADL Phone	2
#564	Penultimate Fantasy chest	12
#187	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	8
#195	Pine-Fresh air freshener	18
#79	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	6
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#192	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	6
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#29	Ram's Face Lager	3,754
#126	Regular Cloaca Cola	11
#1463	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#2659	Rock Pops	1
#261	Rock and Roll Legend	6
#87	S.T.L.T.	1
#962	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#2543	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#210	Serenity trading card	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#100	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	13
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#45	Snow Queen Crown	287
#259	Spam Witch sammich	170
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#191	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	5
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#38	Super Magic Power Sword X	7
#190	Supernova Champagne	34
#414	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	123
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#250	Tiki lighter	2
#34	Tome of Snowcone Summoning	1
#268	Trollhouse cookies	169
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#361	Tuesday's ruby	5
#334	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	8
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#159	Wand of Nagamar	37
#475	Warm Subject gift certificate	85
#70	White Citadel burger	62
#132	White Citadel fries	11
#220	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	2
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#224	a little sump'm sump'm	13
#570	abominable snowcone	15
#215	acid-squirting flower	19
#243	acoustic guitarrr	16
#229	adder bladder	49
#91	albatross necklace	1
#127	amulet of extreme plot significance	131
#280	ancient Magi-Wipes	19
#311	ancient frozen dinner	6
#283	ancient protein powder	15
#173	ancient spice	17
#2948	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	2
#549	ancient vinyl coin purse	2
#678	anniversary balloon	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#79	annoying pitchfork	30
#378	ant agonist	5
#255	ant pick	1
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#520	anticheese	7
#198	antique bottle of cough syrup	3
#7	antique greaves	1,369
#160	antique hand mirror	40
#8	antique helmet	1,394
#8	antique shield	1,310
#11	antique spear	1,319
#167	arrrgyle socks	17
#135	arse-a'fire elixir	1
#288	asbestos crossbow	2
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#47	asbestos meat stack	2
#151	asbestos ore	60
#188	asbestos staff	3
#150	asbestos sword	5
#63	asparagus knife	167
#769	aspirin	1
#344	asshat	4
#82	astral badger	1
#800	astral mushroom	5
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#80	attention spanner	2
#322	awful poetry journal	405
#1047	baby killer bee	6
#183	babycakes	1
#168	baconstone	42
#261	baconstone ring	1
#132	bad penguin egg	1
#1509	badass belt	36
#59	badger badge	3
#19	bag of Cheat-Os	1,353
#331	bag of airline peanuts	91
#305	balloon helmet	1
#496	balloon monkey	3
#311	balloon sword	1
#458	ballroom blintz	3
#403	banana	11
#337	banana cream pie	1
#221	banana daiquiri	1
#654	banana peel	1
#389	banana smoothie	1
#208	banana spritzer	1
#48	banjo strings	13
#502	bar skin	16
#122	bar whip	1
#284	barbed-wire fence	19
#460	barrrnacle	34
#73	barskin buckler	1
#60	barskin cloak	2
#189	barskin hat	3
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#186	barskin tent	1
#292	baseball	17
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#98	basic meat fez	1
#59	basic meat foon	1
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#86	basic meat skirt	1
#151	basic meat spork	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#144	basic meat sword	1
#363	bat guano	30
#231	bat haggis	1
#40	bat hat	2
#77	bat whip	1
#229	bat wing	76
#215	bat wing kabob	1
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#71	bat-ass leather jacket	3
#1913	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#269	batblade	11
#362	batgut	73
#482	beach glass bead	4
#287	beach glass necklace	1
#230	bean burrito	2
#282	beanbag chair	1
#770	beer bomb	6
#172	beer cartilage	1
#512	beer helmet	3
#416	beer lens	4
#787	beertini	1
#154	begpwnia	38
#42	bejeweled accordion strap	6
#619	bejeweled pledge pin	2
#147	bellhop bell	3
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#215	big red clown nose	39
#131	big stick	3
#422	bit-o-cactus	5
#316	black & tan	6
#89	black belt	1
#166	black cherry soda	2
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#137	black facepaint	2
#300	black forest cake	10
#207	black forest ham	11
#370	black greaves	5
#403	black helmet	4
#481	black pension check	3
#295	black pepper	7
#132	black picnic basket	16
#160	black pixel	256
#287	black pudding	9
#128	black sheepskin diploma	2
#356	black shield	5
#239	black snake skin	31
#406	black snowcone	8
#485	black sword	3
#217	blackberry	70
#168	blackberry combat boots	2
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#130	blackberry slippers	2
#1654	blood flower	1
#98	blood-faced volleyball	15
#1035	bloody beer	1
#210	bloody clown pants	36
#1030	blue paisley oyster egg	4
#251	blue pixel	297
#95	blue pixel potion	16
#217	blue snowcone	88
#1368	blue striped oyster egg	3
#89	blue-frosted astral cupcake	16
#41	blundarrrbus	10
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#71	bone collar	5
#96	bone rattle	33
#72	boring spaghetti	11
#414	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#386	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#399	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#178	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	46
#68	bottle of Pinot Renoir	25
🥈	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	943
#408	bottle of alcohol	5
#306	bottle of black cat tonic	1
#366	bottle of gin	52
#5027	bottle of goofballs	1
#43	bottle of perfume	1
#275	bottle of popskull	8
#112	bottle of realpagne	5
#373	bottle of rum	134
#386	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	3
#575	bottle of tequila	27
#178	bottle of ultravitamins	3
#446	bottle of vodka	34
#299	bottle of whiskey	144
#72	bottle-rocket crossbow	1
#26	bottled green pixie	2
#241	bottled inspiration	2
#142	bow staff	1
#485	bowl of cottage cheese	30
#169	bowl of rye sprouts	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#186	box	83
#6715	box of sunshine	2
#230	box turtle	1
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#364	boxed champagne	1
#584	boxed wine	22
#26	brass stinger	12
#484	brick	80
#253	brick of sand	6
#359	briefcase	12
#232	broken carburetor	1
#450	broken skull	35
#10	broken sword	721
#434	bronze breastplate	2
#331	bronzed locust	5
#210	brown sugar cane	26
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#66	bubblewrap crossbow	1
#275	bubblewrap ore	7
#55	bubblewrap staff	1
#98	bubblewrap sword	1
#472	bubbly potion	16
#109	buckler buckle	5
#258	bugbear beanie	27
#238	bugbear bungguard	26
#276	bullet-proof corduroys	14
#371	bum cheek	44
#764	bunch of bananas	2
#287	bunch of square grapes	12
#464	bungle in the jungle	1
#290	cactus fruit	6
#210	calle de miel	8
#249	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#12	calm attention-deficit demon	1
#98	can cannon	1
#840	can of Red Minotaur	2
#211	can of black paint	1
#546	can of fake snow	1
#402	can of maces	2
#27	can of starch	9
#123	can-can-in-a-can	3
#1040	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	8
#1280	candied yams	6
#2972	candy cane	5
#2398	candy stake	3
#537	canopic jar	2
#130	capacitor relay	102
#112	carbon nanotube frame	124
#245	carbonated soy milk	17
#160	carbonated water lily	52
#80	cardboard box turtle	1
#56	cardboard crossbow	1
#144	cardboard katana	4
#370	cardboard ore	4
#57	cardboard staff	1
#95	cardboard sword	1
#276	cardboard wakizashi	9
#77	carob cannon	1
#454	carob chunk cookies	3
#418	carob chunks	8
#122	casino pass	33
#509	cast	24
#329	cat appendix	10
#338	catgut	20
#109	catskin buckler	1
#83	catskin cap	1
#110	catsup	3
#452	centipede eggs	4
#401	chaos butterfly	482
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#101	chef's hat	138
#403	cherry	6
#330	chewing gum on a string	32
#391	chintzy accordion pin	1
#64	chintzy disco ball pendant	15
#328	chintzy noodle ring	2
#321	chintzy saucepan earring	2
#209	chintzy seal pendant	5
#187	chintzy turtle brooch	5
#60	chocolate spurs	10
#273	chopsticks	17
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#282	chorizo taco	14
#303	chrome crossbow	2
#133	chrome helmet turtle	2
#64	chrome meat stack	1
#119	chrome ore	66
#203	chrome staff	3
#105	chrome sword	8
#110	chunk of depleted Grimacite	99
#533	clay peace-sign bead	2
#72	clockwork claws	1
#58	clockwork clockwise dome	1
#89	clockwork counterclockwise dome	1
#68	clockwork crossbow	1
#33	clockwork endoskeleton	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#54	clockwork rings	1
#53	clockwork shank	1
#93	clockwork sheet	1
#159	clockwork sphere	1
#46	clockwork staff	1
#70	clockwork sword	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#420	cloudy potion	22
#360	clown hammer	83
#194	clown shoes	18
#322	clown skin	20
#115	clown whip	1
#185	clown wig	1
#238	clownskin belt	1
#111	clownskin buckler	1
#202	clownskin harness	1
#1979	club necklace	3
#203	cob of corn	1
#186	cocoa egg	82
#107	cocoa eggshell fragment	843
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#487	coconut shell	61
#244	coffin lid	6
#432	cog	60
#183	cog and sprocket assembly	2
#213	cold ninja mask	18
#216	cold nuggets	6
#157	cold powder	5
#229	cold wad	8
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#235	communications windchimes	38
#587	concentrated magicalness pill	1
#54	cool mushroom	48
#169	cool mushroom casserole	1
#200	cool mushroom wine	1
#397	cool whip	7
#223	cordial of concentration	1
#244	corn holder	5
#351	cornuthaum	13
#120	cosmic lemonade	1
#246	cottage	1
#172	cranberries	207
#24	crazy little Turkish delight	2,301
#142	crossbow string	2
#128	crowbarrr	19
#376	cruelty-free wine	4
#104	curdflinger	1
#1025	daisy	1
#393	dance card	3
#11	dandy lion cub	3
#507	dark potion	14
#179	deactivated MicroMechaMech	1
#243	dead guy's watch	33
#456	decorative fountain	8
#444	defective skull	50
#478	dehydrated caviar	5
#83	delectable catalyst	10
#256	delicious noodles	8
#112	delicious spicy noodles	4
#93	demon buckler	1
#451	demon skin	15
#97	demon whip	1
#135	demon-horned hat	1
#85	demonskin jacket	3
#158	demonskin trousers	1
#217	denim axe	2
#607	dense meat stack	34
#452	desiccated apricot	8
#2467	diamond necklace	2
#285	diamond-studded cane	23
#36	diamond-studded fronts	8
#313	didgeridooka	10
#219	digital key lime	1
#376	digital key lime pie	1
#1622	dill	1
#146	dingy planks	2
#395	dirty hobo gloves	52
#897	disassembled clover	21
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#716	disco ball	31
#670	disco mask	30
#368	disease	31
#513	disembodied brain	4
#292	disembodied smile	1
#228	dishrag	2
#188	disintegrating quill pen	54
#390	disintegrating sheet music	3
#139	disintegrating spiky collar	3
#197	displaced fish	32
#582	distilled fortified wine	3
#360	distressed denim pants	6
#377	disturbing fanfic	372
#84	dope wheels	17
#522	drab sonata	5
#138	draggin' ball hat	75
#373	dreadlock whip	1
#395	dried face	7
#79	dripping meat crossbow	1
#76	dripping meat staff	1
#100	dripping meat sword	1
#155	drum machine	49
#416	dry noodles	209
#377	drywall axe	35
#125	ducha de oro	15
#1926	duct tape	3
#270	dungeoneer's dungarees	4
#272	dusty animal cranium	1
#724	dusty bottle of Marsala	7
#801	dusty bottle of Merlot	5
#816	dusty bottle of Muscat	4
#766	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	6
#801	dusty bottle of Port	5
#709	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	7
#316	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	1
#319	dusty left clavicle	1
#302	dusty left eleventh rib	1
#323	dusty left first rear claw	1
#294	dusty left fourth rib	1
#299	dusty left second rear claw	1
#278	dusty left sixth rib	1
#308	dusty left twelfth rib	1
#296	dusty left ulna	1
#292	dusty right second front claw	1
#179	dusty tenth caudal vertebra	2
#399	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#114	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
#111	eXtreme meat staff	1
#138	eXtreme meat sword	1
#162	eXtreme mittens	32
#141	eXtreme nose ring	2
#169	eXtreme scarf	24
#3662	easter egg balloon	3
#370	effervescent potion	31
#503	effluvious emerald	1
#2364	eggnog	2
#643	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	11
#352	empty meat tank	8
#344	enchanted barbell	4
#142	enchanted bean	32
#102	enchanted bean burrito	8
#32	enchanted brass knuckles	9
#122	enchanted eyepatch	2
#37	enchanted toothpick	46
#29	enchantlers	10
#491	encoder ring	32
#426	enormous belt buckle	5
#237	escargotsicle	1
#183	evil golden arch	70
#276	evil golden arches	2
#135	evil googly eye	37
#2195	evil teddy bear	2
#93	evil teddy bear sewing kit	3
#471	explosion-flavored chewing gum	62
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#510	extra-spicy bloody mary	1
#470	extra-strength strongness elixir	1
#819	eye of newt	3
#28	eye-pod	15
#190	eyedrops of newt	1
#226	eyedrops of the ermine	1
#178	eyepatch	59
#155	f3d0r4	80
#330	facsimile dictionary	32
#298	fairy gravy boat	3
#493	fake fake vomit	68
#370	fake hand	77
#79	false eyelashes	7
#124	fancy ball mask	1
#244	fancy bath salts	66
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#1830	fancy chocolate	2
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#136	fancy schmancy cheese sauce	1
#667	fat stacks of cash	9
#2392	felt	1
#297	fermenting powder	6
#399	ferret bait	11
#193	fertilized ghuol egg	2
#736	fetid feather	1
#154	fettucini Inconnu	6
#170	fez of etymology	2
#359	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	3
#380	filthy corduroys	15
#324	filthy hippy poncho	1
#368	filthy knitted dread sack	14
#1713	filthy lucre	4
#427	filthy pestle	3
#285	filthy poultice	13
#880	fine wine	1
#1344	fire	2
#327	fire poi	5
#141	fishy fish	1
#153	fishy fish casserole	1
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#2390	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	21
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#2932	stuffed hand turkey	16
#3566	stuffed mind flayer	12
#3092	stuffed scary death orb	15
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#3566	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	12
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#2689	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	18
#119	stuffed yo-yo	7
#1600	stuffing	4
#362	stunt nuts	4
#83	sturdy sword hilt	2
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#244	styrofoam ore	8
#45	styrofoam staff	1
#90	styrofoam sword	1
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#54	suede shortsword	7
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#207	superamplified boom box	1
#309	support cummerbund	24
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#267	t8r tots	23
#274	taco shell	38
#98	tail o' nine cats	1
#959	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	3
#244	tambourine	2
#431	tambourine bells	7
#272	tangerine	2
#505	tap shoes	1
#77	targeting chip	9
#322	tasket	1
#267	tassel	5
#51	tasteful black bow tie	2
#220	tattered scrap of paper	26
#1160	teddy bear	4
#44	teddy bear sewing kit	9
#32	teeny-tiny ninja stars	30
#889	ten-leaf clover	4
#72	tenderizing hammer	32
#610	tequila grenade	1
#438	tequila sunrise	1
#481	thin black candle	258
#302	thistle wine	8
#142	tighty whiteys	1
#42	time helmet	1
🥇	time sleigh	1
#25	time sword	2
#43	time trousers	1
#205	tin magnolia	26
#51	tiny Mountie hat	9
#67	tiny balloon knife	9
#347	tiny bottle of absinthe	43
#445	tiny house	395
#122	tiny knife and fork	5
#40	tiny makeup kit	5
#110	tiny maracas	7
#31	tiny ninja sword	36
#37	tiny nose-bone fetish	6
#42	tiny plastic Boris	1
#3991	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	4
#2039	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	4
#1955	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	4
#1224	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	3
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#49	tiny plastic Jarlsberg	1
#1531	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#51	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	1
#49	tiny plastic Susie	1
#1808	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	2
#2624	tiny plastic accordion thief	2
#1732	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#6119	tiny plastic angry goat	2
#6167	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	2
#6140	tiny plastic barrrnacle	2
#4475	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#2859	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	6
#8092	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#6236	tiny plastic coffee pixie	2
#4495	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#4884	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	3
#6231	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	2
#6153	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	2
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#3945	tiny plastic grue	4
#4852	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	3
#3904	tiny plastic killer bee	4
#3333	tiny plastic leprechaun	5
#4836	tiny plastic levitating potato	3
#3323	tiny plastic mosquito	5
#4344	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#3303	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	5
#4464	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#2611	tiny plastic seal clubber	2
#1558	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#6196	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	2
#3948	tiny plastic stab bat	4
#3349	tiny plastic star starfish	5
#1916	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	4
#127	tiny plastic sword	1
#2659	tiny plastic turtle tamer	2
#133	tiny shaker of salt	14
#420	tires	14
#265	tisket	1
#89	titanium assault umbrella	160
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#2298	tofurkey gravy	2
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#1865	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#820	tooth	4
#394	toothbrush	1
#2083	toothsome rock	2
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#2262	toy space helmet	1
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#36	tuning fork	6
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#183	tuxedo shirt	1
#120	twinkly nuggets	321
#184	twinkly powder	64
#401	twinkly wad	273
#119	two-handed depthsword	1
#176	uncooked chorizo	36
#267	unidentified jerky	47
#110	union scalemail pants	1
#148	unlocked meat locker	1
#23	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	1,296
#134	unwound clockwork grapefruit	1
#22	unwound cymbal-playing monkey	1
#206	upsy daisy	22
#728	urinal cake	1
#1447	useless powder	10
#1357	valuable trinket	24
#423	vampire collar	3
#1255	vampire duck-on-a-string	5
#62	vial of porquoise juice	1
#95	viking helmet	180
#1549	vinegar	2
#640	vodka and cranberry	1
#141	volleyball	1
#402	vorpal blade	11
#238	wad of dough	238
#395	wad of tofu	9
#197	walrus-tusk earring	6
#50	warm mushroom	38
#503	water pipe bomb	42
#24	wax lips	1
#78	weegee sqouija	1
#1147	wheel	2
#129	whip kit	3
#242	whiskey sour	10
#256	white Canadian	12
#222	white Xanadian	1
#903	white balloon	1
#48	white belt	1
#173	white candy heart	227
#871	white chocolate and tomato pizza	1
#624	white chocolate chip cookies	2
#320	white chocolate chips	34
#201	white collar	8
#428	white hat hacker T-shirt	2
#670	white lightning	7
#552	white picket fence	4
#535	white pixel	30
#278	white satin pants	13
#255	white satin shield	8
#441	white snake skin	19
#122	white snakeskin duster	1
#323	white sword	12
#88	white whip	1
#32	wholeberd	5
#414	whoopie cushion	78
#242	wicker shield	12
#88	wiffle-flail	1
#372	wind-up chattering teeth	86
#461	windchimes	10
#217	wine spritzer	4
#230	wolf mask	147
#120	wonderwall shield	13
#143	wooden figurine	2
#208	wooden stakes	15
#395	wool hat	3
#10	woolen cravat	12
#504	worthless gewgaw	6
#532	worthless knick-knack	8
#475	worthless trinket	5
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#361	wussiness potion	39
#432	x-ray specs	48
#57	yak anorak	8
#221	yak skin	4
#37	yak toupee	3
#118	yak whip	1
#63	yakskin skirt	1
#59	ye olde golde frontes	4
#259	yellow candy heart	193
#279	yellow candygram	2
#2817	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#474	yellow snowcone	71
#486	yeti fur	213
#1803	yo	2
#1035	yo-yo	18
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 55,512 items total!

what items are this player missing?