Museum :: l4g0s

l4g0s

Rank	Item	Quantity
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#170	Boris's key lime	2
#309	Boris's key lime pie	2
#194	Boris's ring	9
#188	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	56
#82	Bulky Buddy Box	33
#282	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	2
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#399	C.H.U.M. knife	2
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#23	Can-Can skirt	3
#70	Cerebral Cloche	2
#133	Cerebral Crossbow	2
#80	Cerebral Culottes	2
#95	Cherry Cloaca Cola	23
#40	Cloaca grenade	330
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1153	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#117	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	20
#197	Cloaca-Cola helmet	11
#348	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	7
#118	Cloaca-Cola shield	18
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#292	Corpse Island iced tea	18
#587	Crimbo pie	2
#97	Crimbo ukulele	2
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#682	Crimboween memo	16
#667	Crimbuck	1,416
#1496	Crown of the Goblin King	14
#1361	Daffy Taffy	11
#320	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#314	Deactivated O. A. F.	2
#189	Diet Cloaca Cola	7
#40	Divine	39
#315	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	7
#509	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	6
#49	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	41
#106	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	18
#118	Dogsgotnonoz pills	2
#1415	Dolphin King's crown	2
#248	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	41
#636	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	5
#36	Dramatic™ range	48
#2267	Drowsy Sword	2
#39	Dyspepsi grenade	263
#401	Dyspepsi-Cola	162
#654	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	4
#324	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	8
#355	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	7
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#113	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	17
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#177	Eau de Guaneau	3
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#44	El Vibrato power sphere	41
#291	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#239	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	13
#191	Elfin shortbread	5
#346	Elmley shades	2
#84	Ent cider	181
#67	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	3
#121	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	114
#143	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	4
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#370	Frat Army FGF	4
#64	Frost™ brand sword	2
#124	Gaia beads	40
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#94	Genalen™ Bottle	50
#188	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	5
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#167	Gnollish casserole dish	5
#82	Gnollish flyswatter	41
#58	Gnollish pie server	32
#102	Gnollish pie tin	73
#82	Gnollish plunger	34
#77	Gnollish slotted spoon	26
#111	Gnollish toolbox	64
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#86	Golden Mr. Accessory	1
#1011	Goodfella contract	1
#12	Gordon Bennett	229
#136	Grateful Undead T-shirt	4
#1440	Green Clover of Justice	1
#100	Hatorade	2
#248	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#21	Hell ramen	533
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#151	Hippy Army MPE	65
#488	Hodgman's blanket	2
#133	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#15	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	2
#28	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	2
#21	Ice-Cold Beerring	2
#302	Iiti Kitty phone charm	8
#431	Imp Ale	400
#89	Jarlsberg's earring	13
#245	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	3
#34	Jawmaster 2000™	1
#348	Jolly Roger charrrm	10
#114	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	24
#200	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	54
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#26	Kiss the Knob apron	5
#356	Kissin' Cousins	3
#246	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
#73	Knob Goblin elite helm	96
#54	Knob Goblin elite pants	119
#49	Knob Goblin elite polearm	130
#119	Knob Goblin elite shirt	72
#20	Knob Goblin eyedrops	112
#358	Knob Goblin firecracker	50
#94	Knob Goblin harem pants	73
#173	Knob Goblin harem veil	31
#105	Knob Goblin love potion	170
#215	Knob Goblin lunchbox	7
#85	Knob Goblin melon baller	46
#72	Knob Goblin nasal spray	23
#38	Knob Goblin pants	450
#50	Knob Goblin perfume	70
#74	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	36
#40	Knob Goblin scimitar	413
#90	Knob Goblin seltzer	345
#79	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	7
#585	Knob Goblin spatula	3
#121	Knob Goblin steroids	122
#19	Knob Goblin stink bomb	152
#76	Knob Goblin superseltzer	133
#50	Knob Goblin tongs	413
#101	Knob Goblin visor	106
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#283	Knob mushroom	29
#418	Knob sausage	6
#25	Knob sausage stir-fry	25
#27	Knob shroomkabob	14
#31	Knob stuffed shells	123
#237	Knoll mushroom	54
#669	LED block	1
#729	Let Me Be!	2
#112	Libram of Love Songs	1
#106	Lockenstock™ sandals	51
#3361	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	2
#283	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	34
#370	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	116
#19	M-242	1,223
#25	MSG	122
#37	Mad Train wine	7,916
#11	Mae West	331
#566	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	13
#401	Manetwich	1
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#263	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	8
#238	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	13
#72	Meat detector	8
#131	Meat maid	1
#25	Meat maid body	32
#703	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#301	Meleegra™ pills	32
#192	Mer-kin takebag	1
#115	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	30
#108	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1,008
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#135	Miniborg beeper	4
#123	Miniborg hiveminder	4
#138	Miniborg laser	4
#157	Miniborg stomper	4
#146	Miniborg strangler	4
#936	Mob Penguin cellular phone	14
#175	Mohawk wig	75
#31	Mon Tiki	94
#410	Monstar energy beverage	6
#169	Mountain Stream soda	232
#164	Mr. Accessory	1
#7	Mr. Accessory Jr.	4
#372	Mr. Joe's bangles	3
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#34	Ms. Accessory	1
#29	Mudflap-Girl Earring	2
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#22	NG	110
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#22	Neuromancer	147
#528	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#85	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#196	Oil of Parrrlay	12
#128	Orcish baseball cap	37
#98	Orcish cargo shorts	44
#190	Orcish frat-paddle	19
#194	Orcish meat locker	2
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#260	PADL Phone	29
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#21	Pendant of Fire	2
#684	Penultimate Fantasy chest	6
#187	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	8
#93	Pine-Fresh air freshener	42
#188	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	2
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#21	Putrid Pendant	2
#67	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	19
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#543	Ram's Face Lager	20
#28	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	7
#104	Regular Cloaca Cola	14
#96	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	15
#40	Ring of Fire	2
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#886	Rock Pops	55
#646	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#126	SPF 451 lip balm	19
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#126	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	6
#237	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	6
#222	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	4
#231	Snow Queen Crown	12
#401	Spam Witch sammich	82
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#265	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	3
#209	Squat-Thrust Magazine	1
#437	Summer Nights	3
#59	Super Magic Power Sword X	3
#316	Supernova Champagne	12
#205	Swabbie™ swab	16
#374	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	141
#323	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	10
#42	The Ring	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#249	Tiki lighter	2
#239	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	16
#419	Travels with Jerry	3
#442	Trollhouse cookies	73
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#23	Tuesday's ruby	400
#401	Typical Tavern swill	9
#611	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	3
#47	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	79
#71	Unspeakable Earring	1
#250	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#47	V for Vivala mask	1
#2405	Valentine	1
#237	WA	1
#523	Wand of Nagamar	9
#117	Warm Subject gift certificate	1,997
#477	White Citadel burger	1
#430	White Citadel fries	1
#1631	Wint-O-Fresh mint	2
#199	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	2
#194	Ye Olde Meade	1
#186	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	2
#221	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	2
#2217	Yummy Tummy bean	23
#180	boilermaker	2
#429	bone flute	1
#191	bone rattle	12
#458	booty chest charrrm	8
#105	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#154	borg sock monkey	14
#279	boring spaghetti	1
#116	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	25
#60	bottle of Definit	70
#99	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	53
#96	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	113
#150	bottle of Mystic Shell	6
#63	bottle of Ooze-O	34
#463	bottle of Pinot Renoir	2
#456	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#127	bottle of alcohol	41
#105	bottle of antifreeze	9
#173	bottle of black cat tonic	4
#407	bottle of cooking sherry	2
#344	bottle of gin	56
#42	bottle of perfume	1
#110	bottle of pirate juice	7
#360	bottle of popskull	5
#266	bottle of realpagne	1
#334	bottle of rum	165
#7	bottle of sake	628
#289	bottle of sewage schnapps	20
#97	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	10
#330	bottle of tequila	84
#177	bottle of ultravitamins	3
#314	bottle of vodka	65
#201	bottle of whiskey	261
#411	bottle opener belt buckle	3
#24	bottle-rocket crossbow	2
#70	bottlecap turtle	5
#181	bottled inspiration	4
#38	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#16	bounty-hunting rifle	2
#92	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
#56	bowl of cottage cheese	638
#169	bowl of rye sprouts	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#156	box	105
#230	box turtle	1
#42	box-in-the-box	3
#65	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	3
#363	boxed champagne	1
#376	boxed wine	63
#241	boxing glove	1
#66	boxing glove on a spring	1
#455	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#27	brainy skull	31
#137	brass gear	16
#174	brass stinger	3
#956	brick	33
#436	brick of sand	1
#364	briefcase	11
#69	broken carburetor	3
#524	broken skull	26
#273	broken sword	11
#274	bronze breastplate	5
#202	bronzed locust	12
#120	brown felt tophat	8
#171	brown plastic baby	4
#516	brown sugar cane	3
#38	bubble bauble bow	2
#66	bubblewrap crossbow	1
#497	bubblewrap ore	2
#58	bubblewrap sword	2
#284	bubbly potion	48
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#249	buckler buckle	1
#36	buckyball	200
#108	buffalo blade	1
#158	bugbear beanie	51
#255	bugbear bungguard	24
#78	bullet-proof corduroys	119
#80	bum cheek	260
#304	bunch of bananas	14
#118	bunch of square grapes	53
#466	bungle in the jungle	1
#288	buoybottoms	2
#408	burnt flower	1
#193	cactus fruit	12
#28	cactus monocle	1
#106	calavera concertina	2
#437	calle de miel	2
#37	can cannon	2
#705	can of Binarrrca	12
#243	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	2
#232	can of Red Minotaur	20
#192	can of Swiller	21
#39	can of black paint	13
#212	can of fake snow	2
#72	can of maces	15
#178	can of spinach	11
#76	can of starch	3
#124	can-can-in-a-can	3
#279	candied kobold	11
#245	candied yams	35
#857	candy brain	1
#281	candy cane	136
#220	candy kneecapping stick	9
#189	candy knuckles	10
#1783	candy stake	4
#448	cannonball charrrm	9
#80	cannonball charrrm bracelet	1
#209	canopic jar	35
#134	canteen of wine	150
#1757	capacitor relay	1
#769	carbon nanotube frame	12
#127	carbonated soy milk	73
#289	carbonated water lily	14
#80	cardboard box turtle	1
#56	cardboard crossbow	1
#119	cardboard katana	5
#369	cardboard ore	4
#34	cardboard staff	2
#95	cardboard sword	1
#150	cardboard wakizashi	22
#25	carob brownies	20
#38	carob cannon	2
#666	carob chunk cookies	1
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#115	carob chunks	90
#159	casino pass	23
#154	cast	214
#37	cast-iron legacy paddle	6
#289	cat appendix	12
#241	catgut	40
#216	catgut taco	1
#63	catskin buckler	2
#40	catskin cap	2
#169	catsup	1
#802	cement sandals	1
#384	centipede eggs	6
#71	chain-mail monokini	2
#162	chaos butterfly	1,985
#1344	cheap elven gloves	1
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#414	cheap studded belt	85
#997	cheap toaster	2
#254	cheap wind-up clock	1
#15	chef skull	13
#38	chef's hat	374
#29	chef-in-the-box	17
🥈	chef-skull-in-the-box	103
#505	cherry	3
#274	cherry pie	1
#114	chewing gum on a string	187
#247	chintzy accordion pin	2
#356	chintzy disco ball pendant	2
#92	chintzy noodle ring	12
#322	chintzy saucepan earring	2
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#346	chintzy turtle brooch	2
#198	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	1
#116	chisel	1
#149	chloroform rag	33
#714	chocolate filthy lucre	1
#50	chocolate spurs	11
#98	chopsticks	62
#182	chorizo brownies	11
#182	chorizo taco	29
#303	chrome crossbow	2
#133	chrome helmet turtle	2
#43	chrome meat stack	2
#149	chrome ore	49
#429	chrome staff	1
#277	chrome sword	3
#1441	chunk of depleted Grimacite	4
#159	chunk of rock salt	35
#65	clay peace-sign bead	106
#117	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	1
#29	clockwork chef head	1
#72	clockwork claws	1
#58	clockwork clockwise dome	1
#40	clockwork counterclockwise dome	4
#68	clockwork crossbow	1
#43	clockwork detective skull	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#149	clockwork key	11
#35	clockwork maid	8
#101	clockwork pants	1
#7	clockwork rod	20
#10	clockwork shank	24
#93	clockwork sheet	1
#14	clockwork sphere	51
#65	clockwork spine	1
#46	clockwork staff	1
#70	clockwork sword	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#284	cloudy potion	49
#1562	clown hammer	3
#123	clown shoes	33
#286	clown skin	24
#115	clown whip	1
#185	clown wig	1
#159	clownskin belt	2
#111	clownskin buckler	1
#144	clownskin harness	2
#433	club necklace	15
#119	club of the five seasons	1
#198	cocktail napkin	31
#594	cocoa egg	12
#125	cocoa eggshell fragment	709
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#128	coconut shell	772
#214	coffin lid	7
#95	cog	361
#57	cog and sprocket assembly	29
#5	cold hi mein	766
#78	cold ninja mask	62
#82	cold wad	87
#212	colored-light "necklace"	2
#415	comfy coffin	3
#186	commemorative war stein	339
#101	communications windchimes	168
#129	concentrated cordial of concentration	1
#170	concentrated garbage juice	5
#377	concentrated magicalness pill	4
#80	cool mushroom	34
#169	cool mushroom casserole	1
#89	cool mushroom wine	3
#248	cool whip	18
#420	copper ha'penny charrrm	9
#81	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	1
#171	cordial of concentration	2
#195	corn holder	7
#360	corncob pipe	3
#143	cornuthaum	58
#273	corpse on the beach	18
#187	corpsedriver	25
#385	corpsetini	13
#167	cottage	2
#79	cotton candy pillow	10
#79	cotton candy plug	5
#62	cotton candy skoshe	9
#100	cracker	2
#166	cranberries	212
#168	cranberry cordial	1
#674	crazy little Turkish delight	6
#165	cream of pointy mushroom soup	1
#368	cream stout	5
#235	creamsicle	13
#38	crossbow string	19
#66	crowbarrr	42
#201	cube of billiard chalk	1
#357	cup of infinite pencils	3
#136	cup of primitive beer	23
#104	curdflinger	1
#220	curmudgel	5
#487	cursed black pearl onion	1
#320	cursed bottle of black-label rum	3
#513	cursed bottle of rum	1
#418	cursed cannonball	1
#456	cursed dirty joke scroll	1
#377	cursed piece of thirteen	1
#460	cursed sea biscuit	1
#432	cursed voodoo skull	1
#45	cyborg doll	39
#147	cyborg stompin' boot	10
#664	cymbal syrup	1
#198	daisy	21
#43	dance card	79
#294	dark potion	49
#32	dead guy's memento	1
#340	dead guy's watch	19
#244	deadly lampshade	4
#160	decaying goldfish liver	52
#262	deck of tropical cards	2
#102	decorative fountain	128
#1477	defective skull	1
#41	dehydrated caviar	355
#175	delectable catalyst	1
#468	delicious noodles	1
#54	delicious salad	550
#229	delicious spicy noodles	1
#93	demon buckler	1
#302	demon skin	36
#97	demon whip	1
#134	demon-horned hat	1
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#158	demonskin trousers	1
#118	denim axe	4
#698	dense meat stack	18
#128	deodorant	28
#324	depantsing bomb	10
#53	desiccated apricot	363
#74	detective skull	2
#285	diamond necklace	19
#306	diamond-studded cane	20
#36	diamond-studded fronts	8
#144	didgeridooka	53
#65	digital key lime pie	23
#41	dingy planks	12
#393	dire fudgesicle	2
#93	dirty hobo gloves	302
#48	disassembled clover	2,852
#256	disbelief suspenders	4
#906	disco ball	18
#789	disco mask	21
#135	disease	142
#141	disembodied brain	32
#187	disembodied smile	2
#344	dishrag	1
#463	disintegrating quill pen	9
#207	disintegrating sheet music	23
#106	disintegrating spiky collar	5
#438	displaced fish	6
#143	distilled fortified wine	17
#224	distressed denim pants	18
#206	disturbing fanfic	975
#304	divine blowout	27
#316	divine can of silly string	28
#429	divine champagne flute	7
#357	divine champagne popper	5
#367	divine cracker	5
#292	divine noisemaker	38
#1066	dollhive	4
#213	donkey flipbook	4
#234	dope gangsta bling-bling	4
#356	dope wheels	1
#185	drab sonata	31
#302	draggin' ball hat	25
#297	dreadlock whip	2
#181	dried face	23
#76	dripping meat staff	1
#100	dripping meat sword	1
#405	drum machine	9
#298	dry noodles	440
#69	dry vodka martini	10
#794	drywall axe	13
#119	ducha de oro	16
#831	duct tape	29
#211	dull fish scale	24
#69	dungeoneer's dungarees	19
#50	dusty Crimbo crate	140
#90	dusty animal cranium	4
#145	dusty animal jawbone	2
#85	dusty animal pelvis	5
#87	dusty animal skull	1
#353	dusty bottle of Marsala	46
#173	dusty bottle of Merlot	146
#549	dusty bottle of Muscat	16
#146	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	162
#218	dusty bottle of Port	113
#383	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	35
#131	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	3
#151	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	3
#105	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	4
#83	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	5
#86	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	5
#59	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	7
#142	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	3
#86	dusty first caudal vertebra	5
#146	dusty first cervical vertebra	3
#128	dusty first lumbar vertebra	3
#83	dusty first thoracic vertebra	5
#76	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	5
#140	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	3
#194	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	2
#142	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	3
#200	dusty left clavicle	2
#99	dusty left eighth rib	4
#144	dusty left eleventh rib	3
#83	dusty left femur	5
#137	dusty left fibula	3
#139	dusty left fifth rib	3
#131	dusty left first front claw	3
#110	dusty left first rear claw	4
#105	dusty left fourth front claw	4
#62	dusty left fourth rear claw	6
#294	dusty left fourth rib	1
#305	dusty left humerus	1
#143	dusty left kneecap	3
#152	dusty left ninth rib	3
#142	dusty left radius	3
#294	dusty left scapula	1
#139	dusty left second front claw	3
#109	dusty left second rear claw	4
#76	dusty left second rib	6
#143	dusty left seventh rib	3
#81	dusty left sixth rib	5
#322	dusty left tenth rib	1
#175	dusty left third front claw	2
#108	dusty left third rear claw	4
#144	dusty left third rib	3
#108	dusty left thumb	4
#112	dusty left tibia	4
#308	dusty left twelfth rib	1
#144	dusty left ulna	3
#286	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	1
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#1329	x-ray specs	2
#117	yak anorak	2
#280	yak skin	2
#80	yak toupee	1
#118	yak whip	1
#61	yakskin buckler	2
#80	yakskin kilt	1
#41	yakskin pants	3
#34	yakskin skirt	2
#181	yam candy	1
#72	ye olde golde frontes	3
#336	yellow brick road	1
#95	yellow candy heart	811
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#46	yellow plastic hard hat	4
#2818	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2115	yellow snowcone	1
#802	yeti fur	59
#1428	yo	4
#1780	yo-yo	4
#478	yohohoyo	2
#201	yummy death watch beetle	1

Wow, that's 670,102 items total!

what items are this player missing?