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LoverPrimeNumbah

Rank	Item	Quantity
#241	"DRINK ME" potion	100
#1438	1-ball	1
#645	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	6
#1427	2-ball	1
#1457	3-ball	1
#496	30669 scroll	12
#478	33398 scroll	28
#500	334 scroll	8
#1474	4-ball	1
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#262	64067 scroll	1
#248	668 scroll	4
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#50	7-inch discus	1
#1530	8-ball	5
#626	9-ball	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#338	A. W. O. L. commendation	18
#401	ASCII shirt	4
#274	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#230	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#231	Alice's Army Coward	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#251	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#2095	Angry Farmer candy	1
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#441	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	2
#480	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	2
#312	BGE merchandise order form	13
#28	BRICKO airship	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#241	BRICKO brick	500
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#187	BRICKO eye brick	270
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#85	BRICKO reactor	3
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#3368	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	2
#590	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#634	Better Than Cuddling Cake	2
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#615	Bit O' Ectoplasm	2
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#483	Black No. 2	7
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#456	Blatantly Canadian	3
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#309	Boris's key lime pie	2
#499	Boris's ring	3
#1165	Boss Bat bling	2
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#830	Bulky Buddy Box	3
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#246	C.H.U.M. chum	2
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#177	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	5
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#288	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	3
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#250	CRIMBCO lanyard	2
#335	CRIMBCO mug	41
#1251	CRIMBCO scrip	25
#69	CRIMBCO wine	94
#792	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
#371	CRIMBCOLOAF	7
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#21	Cherry Cloaca Cola	503
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#1732	Cloaca grenade	1
#1153	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1061	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	2
#999	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#995	Cloaca-Cola shield	2
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#145	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	4
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1450	Corpse Island iced tea	2
#404	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	13
#319	Crimbo candied pecan	39
#325	Crimbo fudge	38
#264	Crimbo peppermint bark	52
#754	Crimbo pie	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#3212	Crimbuck	1
#4250	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#37	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	94
#456	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	2
#605	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	3
#354	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	2
#189	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#95	Dramatic™ range	16
#2740	Drowsy Sword	1
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#1859	Dyspepsi-Cola	3
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#477	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	3
#285	Elfin shortbread	3
#470	Elmley shades	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#708	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	4
#406	Frat Army FGF	3
#58	Frosty's nailbat	2
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#126	Fudgie Roll	2
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#323	Genalen™ Bottle	4
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#103	Gnollish autoplunger	2
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#577	Gnollish pie tin	2
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#594	Gnollish toolbox	2
#121	Go-Wassail	164
#409	Green Clover of Justice	5
#619	Gummi-Gnauga	2
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#490	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	3
#512	Hell ramen	2
#480	Hippy Army MPE	3
#133	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#55	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#767	Imp Ale	118
#354	Jack-in-the-box	17
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#245	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	3
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#498	Knob Goblin elite helm	8
#488	Knob Goblin elite pants	8
#526	Knob Goblin elite polearm	6
#286	Knob Goblin elite shirt	27
#535	Knob Goblin firecracker	24
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#798	Knob Goblin love potion	4
#463	Knob Goblin lunchbox	2
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#627	Knob Goblin perfume	2
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#687	Knob Goblin scimitar	6
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#271	Knob Goblin spatula	35
#831	Knob Goblin steroids	2
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#148	Knob jelly donut	1
#648	Knob mushroom	3
#569	Knob sausage	2
#844	Knoll mushroom	3
#333	Knoll shroomkabob	3
🥇	KoL Con Six Pack	1
#363	LED block	3
#456	Lars the Cyberian	1
#39	Lead Zeta of Chastity	3
#729	Let Me Be!	2
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#1725	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	11
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#496	M-242	11
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#926	Mad Train wine	38
#1560	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	2
#401	Manetwich	1
#479	Marquis de Poivre soda	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#645	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	2
#1000	Meleegra™ pills	2
#130	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	28
#1140	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#237	Miniborg beeper	2
#223	Miniborg hiveminder	2
#250	Miniborg laser	2
#276	Miniborg stomper	2
#259	Miniborg strangler	2
#456	Mob Penguin cellular phone	43
#988	Mohawk wig	1
#143	Monstar energy beverage	83
#1001	Mountain Stream soda	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#158	ND	1
#303	NG	2
#283	Nardz energy beverage	1
#208	Necrotelicomnicon	3
#287	Neuromancer	1
#1202	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	2
#85	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#424	Oil of Parrrlay	2
#54	Ol' Scratch's ash can	2
#93	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#872	Orange Star of Sacrifice	2
#844	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#612	PADL Phone	1
#237	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	1
#2360	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	1
#804	Penultimate Fantasy chest	2
#362	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	3
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#136	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	10
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#459	Ram's Face Lager	36
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#369	Red Pill	1
#1464	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#2658	Rock Pops	1
#646	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#114	Russian Ice	1
#354	SPF 451 lip balm	6
#680	Schrödinger's thermos	10
#282	Sinful Desires	2
#106	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	7
#196	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	7
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#1109	Spam Witch sammich	1
#536	Steal This Candy	2
#669	Sugar Cog	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#194	Swabbie™ swab	18
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#480	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	6
#535	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	89
#598	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#256	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	5
#209	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	19
#493	The Joy of Wassailing	6
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#122	Tiger-lily's milk	19
#158	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	36
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#438	Trollhouse cookies	74
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#705	Typical Tavern swill	2
#611	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	3
#214	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	60
#35	Uncle Hobo's belt	1
#16	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	2
#317	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	9
#464	Uncle Romulus	2
#71	Unspeakable Earring	1
#98	Ur-Donut	1
#113	Uranium Omega of Temperance	2
#2089	Valentine	2
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#1105	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#391	White Citadel burger	2
#1358	Wint-O-Fresh mint	4
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#2579	Yummy Tummy bean	8
#376	Zim Merman's guitar	2
#321	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	4
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#519	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	3
#365	a butt tuba	1
#564	a little sump'm sump'm	2
#335	abandoned candy	1
#895	abominable snowcone	6
#147	accidental cider	15
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#584	acoustic guitarrr	4
#350	adder bladder	19
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#137	aerated diving helmet	1
#91	albatross necklace	1
#309	all-purpose cleaner	16
#129	all-purpose flower	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#622	alphabet gum	1
#127	amber aviator shades	1
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#395	ammonite fossil	11
#811	amulet of extreme plot significance	8
#555	ancient Magi-Wipes	3
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#311	ancient frozen dinner	6
#283	ancient protein powder	15
#533	ancient spice	1
#2948	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	2
#495	ancient vinyl coin purse	3
#143	anemone nematocyst	1
#53	angel-food cake	1
#679	anniversary balloon	1
#1454	anniversary gift box	3
#847	annoying pitchfork	2
#378	ant agonist	5
#142	ant hoe	3
#255	ant pick	1
#184	ant rake	2
#161	anti-anti-antidote	31
#766	anticheese	3
#218	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	8
#250	antique bottle of cough syrup	2
#401	antique bottle opener	2
#345	antique greaves	18
#227	antique hand mirror	20
#293	antique helmet	26
#252	antique packet of ketchup	6
#343	antique painting of a landscape	2
#933	antique record album	1
#366	antique shield	16
#588	antique souvenir drawing	1
#346	antique spear	19
#44	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	1
#273	armgun	8
#487	arrrgyle socks	4
#328	asbestos apron	2
#288	asbestos crossbow	2
#171	asbestos crossbow string	1
#446	asbestos ore	13
#387	asbestos staff	1
#303	asbestos sword	2
#560	asparagus knife	8
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#125	asparagus stir-fry	1
#769	aspirin	1
#469	asshat	2
#1062	astral mushroom	2
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#1765	awful poetry journal	2
#358	bätzle	1
#183	babycakes	1
#1480	baconstone	4
#3935	badass belt	9
#133	badger badge	1
#709	bag of Cheat-Os	4
#1883	bag of airline peanuts	1
#367	bag of lard	3
#430	balaclava	1
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#105	balloon shield	1
#312	balloon sword	1
#427	ballroom blintz	4
#338	banana cream pie	1
#819	banana-frosted king cake	2
#452	bananagate	12
#634	bar skin	10
#541	barbed-wire fence	7
#1094	barrrnacle	9
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#369	baseball	11
#96	basic meat helmet	2
#823	bat guano	2
#231	bat haggis	1
#492	bat wing	18
#216	bat wing kabob	1
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#431	batblade	5
#678	batgut	15
#49	bath ball gift set	56
#877	battered Crimbo Crate	8
#227	battered hubcap	1
#350	bazookafish bubble gum	2
#413	beach glass bead	6
#288	beach glass necklace	1
#195	bean burrito	3
#282	beanbag chair	1
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#643	bed of coals	1
#185	beefy fish meat	2
#138	beer basted brat	1
#860	beer bomb	3
#572	beer bong	1
#254	beer goggles	1
#673	beer helmet	1
#377	beer lens	5
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#328	beer-scented teddy bear	1
#583	beertini	2
#126	begpwnia	56
#380	bejeweled cufflinks	11
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#214	belemnite fossil	24
#1064	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#249	big bad voodoo mask	2
#382	big boom	1
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#289	big rock	3
#357	bilge wine	38
#89	bindle of joy	1
#225	bindlestocking	12
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#282	bird rib	3
#93	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	1
#177	bit of clingfilm	22
#271	bit-o-cactus	12
#526	bite-me-red lipstick	3
#589	black & tan	1
#237	black eyedrops	3
#189	black facepaint	1
#669	black forest cake	1
#450	black forest ham	2
#408	black greaves	4
#326	black helmet	6
#241	black kettle drum	3
#1380	black paisley oyster egg	3
#481	black pension check	3
#577	black pepper	1
#278	black picnic basket	5
#487	black pixel	35
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#634	black pudding	1
#194	black sheepskin diploma	1
#304	black shield	7
#543	black snake skin	6
#464	black spot	1
#1476	black striped oyster egg	3
#390	black sword	5
#269	black velvet box	1
#863	black-and-blue light	2
#353	blackberry	20
#168	blackberry combat boots	2
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#1654	blood flower	1
#744	bloody beer	4
#964	bloody clown pants	1
#368	bloody mary	4
#1044	blue pixel	9
#1676	blue plastic oyster egg	2
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#752	blue snowcone	2
#125	blue velvet cake	1
#180	boilermaker	2
#186	bone flute	9
#352	bone rattle	4
#346	booty chest charrrm	16
#263	booze-soaked cherry	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#279	boring spaghetti	1
#284	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	3
#307	bottle of Definit	2
#339	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	2
#283	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	3
#281	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	3
#504	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	6
#376	bottle of Mystic Shell	2
#463	bottle of Pinot Renoir	2
#320	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	2
#221	bottle of alcohol	16
#465	bottle of antifreeze	2
#307	bottle of black cat tonic	1
#205	bottle of bubbles	57
#232	bottle of cooking sherry	7
#1016	bottle of gin	4
#419	bottle of pirate juice	2
#298	bottle of popskull	7
#117	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	4
#1296	bottle of rum	4
#549	bottle of sewage schnapps	3
#1081	bottle of tequila	4
#236	bottle of ultravitamins	2
#965	bottle of vodka	4
#1215	bottle of whiskey	4
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#205	bottled inspiration	3
#320	boulder	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#303	bowl of cottage cheese	82
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#169	bowl of rye sprouts	1
#1053	box	1
#604	box of sunshine	532
#363	boxed champagne	1
#1045	boxed wine	4
#317	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	4
#109	brains casserole	4
#501	breaded beer	1
#2375	brick	2
#436	brick of sand	1
#231	briefcase	37
#1380	brine	1
#232	broken carburetor	1
#524	broken skull	26
#412	broken sword	4
#354	bronze breastplate	3
#168	bronzed locust	15
#143	brown crock marble	3
#213	brown plastic baby	3
#475	brown sugar cane	4
#497	bubblewrap ore	2
#864	bubbly potion	2
#294	bucket of honey	2
#143	buckler buckle	3
#1627	buckyball	1
#485	bugbear beanie	10
#637	bugbear bungguard	5
#435	bullet-proof corduroys	4
#779	bum cheek	5
#155	bumblebee marble	1
#513	bunch of square grapes	2
#288	buoybottoms	2
#227	bus pass	1
#347	cactus fruit	4
#117	caipifruta	1
#437	calle de miel	2
#1590	can of Binarrrca	2
#2151	can of CRIMBCOLA	1
#91	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	7
#452	can of Red Minotaur	8
#29	can of Swiller	247
#150	can of black paint	2
#130	can of depilatory cream	1
#310	can of maces	3
#494	can of spinach	4
#1977	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	3
#902	candied kobold	2
#1964	candied yams	3
#1431	candy cane	22
#1999	candy kneecapping stick	1
#460	candy knuckles	5
#342	cannonball charrrm	15
#504	canopic jar	3
#1064	canteen of wine	14
#484	carbonated soy milk	2
#548	carbonated water lily	2
#221	cardboard katana	2
#507	cardboard ore	2
#369	cardboard wakizashi	5
#147	caret	1
#336	carob chunk cookies	6
#495	carob chunk noodles	2
#731	carob chunks	1
#210	casino pass	17
#901	cast	3
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#217	cat appendix	21
#361	catgut	17
#216	catgut taco	1
#568	centipede eggs	2
#10	chaos butterfly	138,859
#89	charged magnet	1
#39	charpuce jub-jub bird	1
#368	cheap cigar butt	2
#743	cheap elven gloves	5
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#599	chef's hat	9
#235	chef-in-the-box	1
#123	chewing gum on a string	155
#392	chintzy accordion pin	1
#545	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#116	chisel	1
#185	chloroform rag	24
#33	chocolate box	3
#488	chocolate cigar	2
#714	chocolate filthy lucre	1
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#390	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	4
#633	chocolate-frosted king cake	2
#824	chopsticks	1
#384	chorizo brownies	4
#540	chorizo taco	4
#303	chrome crossbow	2
#399	chrome ore	12
#429	chrome staff	1
#372	chrome sword	2
#170	chunk of depleted Grimacite	61
#392	chunk of rock salt	2
#1147	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#445	clay peace-sign bead	4
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#134	clockwork maid	1
#22	clockwork pants	2
#52	clockwork pirate skull	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#871	cloudy potion	2
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#2872	tiny plastic barrrnacle	6
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#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
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#2154	tiny plastic ninja snowman	3
#2601	tiny plastic pastamancer	2
#6132	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	2
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#2766	tiny plastic topiary golem	2
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
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#3846	tiny plastic zmobie	1
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#411	tires	15
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#2262	toy space helmet	1
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#648	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	1
#14	vinyl boots	2
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#16	vinyl shield	3
#298	vitachoconutriment capsule	20
#430	vodka and cranberry	3
#466	vodka martini	1
#896	vorpal blade	1
#365	wad of dough	113
#696	wad of tofu	1
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#442	wang	2
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#631	warm mushroom	1
🥈	washboard shield	1
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#474	water wings	1
#407	whisker pencil	8
#444	whiskey and cola	3
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#586	white collar	1
#603	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
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#142	white picket fence	26
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#582	white satin shield	1
#567	white snake skin	11
#854	white sword	1
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#258	windchimes	38
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#1130	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	1
#567	witty rapier	1
#106	wok lobster	1
#1245	wolf mask	1
#428	wonderwall shield	1
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#181	yam candy	1
#110	ye olde golde frontes	2
#850	yellow candy heart	9
#165	yellow candygram	6
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#2115	yellow snowcone	1
#1061	yellow striped oyster egg	2
#814	yeti fur	56
#344	yohohoyo	5

Wow, that's 2,160,416 items total!

what items are this player missing?