| #441 | "DRINK ME" potion | 11 |
| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #43 | 1/6th Pound Cake | 1 |
| #1150 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1428 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1455 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1017 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #934 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #146 | 37x37x37 puzzle cube | 11 |
| #1475 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #141 | 4-d camera | 1 |
| #363 | 4-dimensional guitar | 2 |
| #93 | 4:20 bomb | 1 |
| #337 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #682 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 2 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #130 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 50 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #273 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #229 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #223 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #230 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #155 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #67 | Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #258 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #247 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #211 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #226 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #224 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #261 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #160 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #254 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #258 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #266 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #172 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #250 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #835 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #2097 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #573 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #56 | Aye Aye | 1 |
| #54 | Aye Aye, Captain | 1 |
| #64 | Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1446 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #29 | BRICKO airship | 1 |
| #49 | BRICKO bat | 1 |
| #26 | BRICKO brick | 31,337 |
| #74 | BRICKO bulwark | 1 |
| #22 | BRICKO cathedral | 1 |
| #25 | BRICKO egg | 1 |
| #47 | BRICKO elephant | 1 |
| #70 | BRICKO eye brick | 1,337 |
| #19 | BRICKO gargantuchicken | 1 |
| #70 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #33 | BRICKO octopus | 1 |
| #60 | BRICKO ooze | 1 |
| #49 | BRICKO oyster | 1 |
| #64 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #112 | BRICKO pearl | 1 |
| #33 | BRICKO pyramid | 1 |
| #39 | BRICKO python | 1 |
| #105 | BRICKO reactor | 1 |
| #107 | BRICKO stud | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #55 | BRICKO trunk | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #19 | BRICKO vacuum cleaner | 1 |
| #533 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #133 | Bangyomaman battle juice | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #590 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #150 | Barulio's bottle | 1 |
| #290 | Bash-ÅŒs cereal | 1 |
| #195 | Battlie Light Saver | 1 |
| #100 | Beignet Milgranet | 1 |
| #209 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #563 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #180 | Black Bodyâ„¢ spray | 1 |
| #56 | Black Hole | 1 |
| #774 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #587 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #814 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #568 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #472 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 2 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #36 | Bonestabber | 1 |
| #343 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #95 | Bordeaux Marteaux | 1 |
| #233 | Boris's key lime | 1 |
| #424 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #127 | Boris's ring | 11 |
| #1675 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #68 | Bright Water | 1 |
| #1009 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #63 | Buttery Knob | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #293 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #1055 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2098 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #685 | CRIMBCO scrip | 195 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2424 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #58 | CSA all-purpose soap | 100 |
| #74 | CSA bravery badge | 100 |
| #82 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 100 |
| #91 | CSA discount card | 100 |
| #176 | CSA fire-starting kit | 100 |
| #92 | CSA obedience grenade | 100 |
| #90 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 100 |
| #134 | Camp Scout pup tent | 11 |
| #82 | Candicaine | 1 |
| #64 | Candy Alexander | 1 |
| #75 | Cement Mixer | 1 |
| #61 | Chalice of the Malkovich Prince | 1 |
| #445 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #164 | Claybender glasses | 1 |
| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1152 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #214 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #243 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 1 |
| #282 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1238 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #104 | Comet Pop | 1 |
| #232 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #150 | Cookbook of the Damned | 3 |
| #448 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 5 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1851 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #79 | Crazymaker | 1 |
| #27 | Crepes a la Lune | 1 |
| #1350 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1382 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1367 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #175 | Crimbojito | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3208 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #55 | Dark & Starry | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #562 | Dolphin King's crown | 8 |
| #982 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #360 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 10 |
| #83 | Drac & Tan | 1 |
| #537 | Dramaticâ„¢ range | 1 |
| #98 | Drizzlersâ„¢ Black Licorice | 1 |
| #2741 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #80 | Dump Truck | 1 |
| #151 | Duskwalker fangs | 1 |
| #184 | Duskwalker syringe | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1085 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #581 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #654 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #498 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #469 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #210 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #122 | Enchanted Flyswatter | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #65 | Event Horizon | 1 |
| #787 | FDKOL commendation | 11 |
| #272 | FDKOL hotcakes | 11 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #119 | Familiar-Groâ„¢ Terrarium | 1 |
| #1008 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #76 | Flaming Knob | 1 |
| #76 | Flaming Mohobo | 1 |
| #70 | Flaming Sazerorc | 1 |
| #31 | Flan in the Moon | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #214 | Frogade | 1 |
| #82 | Fromage Pinotage | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #136 | Fu Manchu Wax | 1 |
| #249 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #63 | Fuzzy Tentacle | 1 |
| #178 | GOTO | 1 |
| #607 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #182 | GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine | 1 |
| #196 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #148 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 2 |
| #164 | Gearhead Goo | 1 |
| #461 | Genalenâ„¢ Bottle | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #88 | Gin Mint | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #132 | Gnollish Crossdress | 1 |
| #257 | Gnollish casserole dish | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #673 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #679 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #69 | Gnomish toolbox | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1048 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #65 | Golden Mean | 1 |
| #66 | Grasshopper | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #67 | Great Older Fashioned | 1 |
| #208 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #76 | Green Giant | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #757 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #158 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 2 |
| #48 | Herring Daiquiri | 1 |
| #45 | Herring Wallbanger | 1 |
| #50 | Herringtini | 1 |
| #568 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #470 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #232 | Iiti Kitty Gumdrop | 1 |
| #678 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #1869 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #38 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 8 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #60 | Jackhammer | 1 |
| #109 | Jarlsberg's earring | 11 |
| #204 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 1 |
| #396 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1017 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #111 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #94 | Knob Göblin lòve potion | 1 |
| #199 | Knob Goblin Mutagen | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #211 | Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #1208 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1008 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #164 | Knob Goblin learning pill | 1 |
| #1091 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #579 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #190 | Knob Goblin nasal spray | 1 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #739 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #315 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #826 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #131 | Knob Goblin sharpening spray | 1 |
| #747 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #941 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #163 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #152 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 1 |
| #147 | Knob jelly donut | 1 |
| #170 | Knob lo mein | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #190 | Knob nuts | 2 |
| #342 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #647 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #122 | Knob sausage stir-fry | 1 |
| #130 | Knob shroomkabob | 1 |
| #136 | Knob stir-fry | 1 |
| #351 | Knob stuffed shells | 1 |
| #1015 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #491 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| #24 | Lazybonesâ„¢ recliner | 1 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #730 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #134 | Li'l Businessman Kit | 1 |
| #445 | Lockenstockâ„¢ sandals | 2 |
| #55 | Locust | 1 |
| #55 | Lollipop Drop | 1 |
| #1304 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 18 |
| #970 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #86 | Lumineux Limnio | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #221 | Mad Train wine | 500 |
| #263 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #400 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #21 | Manual of Transcendent Olfaction | 1 |
| #50 | Mark I Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #51 | Mark II Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #43 | Mark III Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #43 | Mark IV Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #136 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #77 | Marvin's marvelous pill | 1 |
| #224 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #850 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #144 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 17 |
| #203 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #60 | Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince | 1 |
| #705 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #598 | Microplushie: Bropane | 11 |
| #483 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 6 |
| #438 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 9 |
| #507 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 3 |
| #533 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 11 |
| #632 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 11 |
| #255 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 5 |
| #499 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 9 |
| #644 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 11 |
| #499 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 11 |
| #589 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 10 |
| #88 | Mint Yulep | 1 |
| #16 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet | 1 |
| #15 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass | 1 |
| #11 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge | 1 |
| #14 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves | 1 |
| #13 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow | 1 |
| #141 | Missing Eye Simulation Device | 1 |
| #381 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #60 | Mohobo | 1 |
| #591 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #72 | Moon Pie | 1 |
| #66 | Moonshine Mohobo | 1 |
| #27 | Moonthril Schnapps | 1 |
| #231 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #109 | Mortimer's nostrum | 1 |
| #103 | Morto Moreto | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #249 | Mr. Haggis | 1 |
| #47 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 21 |
| #91 | Muschat | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #158 | ND | 1 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #283 | Nardz energy beverage | 1 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #129 | New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #430 | Newbiesportâ„¢ tent | 2 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #398 | Nightstalker perfume | 1 |
| #368 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #382 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #319 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #146 | Nuclear Blastball | 11 |
| #233 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| #508 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #123 | Okee-Dokee soda | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #627 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #309 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #38 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 11 |
| #613 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #141 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 11 |
| #80 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 604 |
| #618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #781 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #235 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 4 |
| #66 | Plague of Locusts | 1 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #166 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 11 |
| #152 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 9 |
| #144 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 5 |
| #182 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 8 |
| #130 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 10 |
| #203 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 7 |
| #169 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 11 |
| #151 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 5 |
| #199 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 7 |
| #348 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 6 |
| #262 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 3 |
| #199 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 10 |
| #174 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 11 |
| #171 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 11 |
| #200 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 10 |
| #173 | Polysniff Perfume | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #941 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #73 | Red Dwarf | 1 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #673 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #39 | Saison du Lune | 1 |
| #80 | Sangria de Menthe | 1 |
| #52 | Sazerorc | 1 |
| #54 | Sazuruk-hai | 1 |
| #50 | Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince | 1 |
| #494 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 3 |
| #210 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #194 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #229 | Shivering Chèvre | 1 |
| #92 | Shot of the Living Dead | 1 |
| #282 | Sinful Desires | 2 |
| #62 | Sizzling Sinner | 1 |
| #178 | Skullery Maid's Knee | 1 |
| #50 | Slippery Knob | 1 |
| #62 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo | 1 |
| #87 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire | 1 |
| #393 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 2 |
| #137 | Smart Bone Dust | 1 |
| #100 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 13 |
| #212 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 1 |
| #399 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #231 | Snow Queen Crown | 12 |
| #184 | Space Tourist Phaser | 1 |
| #254 | Space Tours Tripple | 1 |
| #29 | Spaghetti with Moonballs | 1 |
| #1110 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #29 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #24 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #22 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #209 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #63 | Suffering Sinner | 1 |
| #437 | Summer Nights | 3 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #52 | Suppurating Sinner | 1 |
| #212 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| #63 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 1 |
| #225 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 1 |
| #778 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #826 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #803 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #480 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 6 |
| #1955 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #236 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 1 |
| #98 | Temps Tempranillo | 1 |
| #98 | Tequiz Navidad | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #82 | The Bomb | 1 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #557 | The Joy of Wassailing | 5 |
| #1035 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #106 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 29 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #288 | Tiger-lily's milk | 1 |
| #562 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #60 | Transylvania Sling | 1 |
| #613 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #104 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 100 |
| #100 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 100 |
| #96 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 100 |
| #100 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 100 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #850 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #98 | Ur-Donut | 1 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #126 | Van der Graaf helmet | 1 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #34 | Vivian's Vitamin | 1 |
| #85 | Vodka Matryoshka | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #169 | Whatsian Ionic Pliers | 1 |
| #186 | White Chocolate Golem Seeds | 1 |
| #477 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #431 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #105 | White Hyborian | 1 |
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| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
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| #1110 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
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| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
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| #375 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #407 | burnt flower | 1 |
| #228 | bus pass | 1 |
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| #39 | charpuce jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #144 | charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #418 | cheap cigar butt | 1 |
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| #198 | chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli | 1 |
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| #72 | clockwork claws | 1 |
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| #86 | clockwork widget | 1 |
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| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
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| #738 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
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| #138 | cracker | 1 |
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| #952 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
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| #569 | cream stout | 1 |
| #540 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #201 | creepy ginger ale | 1 |
| #35 | crimsilion jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #198 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
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| #31 | crystal decanter | 1 |
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| #403 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #487 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
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| #962 | dark potion | 1 |
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| #51 | day-old beer | 11 |
| #110 | dead lights pie | 1 |
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| #189 | giant turkey leg | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #38 | gilded BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #6 | gilded BRICKO chalice | 1 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #45 | gill rings | 1 |
| #161 | gilt perfume bottle | 1 |
| #321 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
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| #245 | glass of baboon milk | 1 |
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| #46 | glimmering penguin feather | 1 |
| #44 | glimmering phoenix feather | 1 |
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| #1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
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| #572 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
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| #69 | gooey paste | 1 |
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| #103 | grumpy old man charrrm bracelet | 1 |
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| #2399 | hamethyst | 1 |
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| #182 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
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| #601 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #647 | happiness | 1 |
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| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
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| #1194 | heavy D | 1 |
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| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #209 | helmet recipe | 1 |
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| #687 | herbal stuffing | 11 |
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| #627 | hideous egg | 1 |
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| #134 | hippo skin buckler | 1 |
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| #75 | holy bomb, batman | 1 |
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| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
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| #305 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
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| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
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| #1093 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
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| #615 | icy katana hilt | 1 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
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| #39 | iron helmet | 1 |
| #2794 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #139 | ivory cue ball | 1 |
| #80 | jabañero pepper | 11 |
| #514 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 11 |
| #312 | jack flapper | 1 |
| #215 | janglin' bones | 1 |
| #72 | jar full of wind | 11 |
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| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
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| #770 | jerky coins | 11 |
| #560 | jumbo olive | 1 |
| #131 | jumping bean taco | 1 |
| #284 | jungle drum | 1 |
| #184 | juniper berries | 1 |
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| #505 | keg shield | 1 |
| #55 | ketchup | 11 |
| #529 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2543 | killing feather | 1 |
| #367 | knob bugle | 1 |
| #348 | knob ka-bobs | 1 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #67 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1515 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #194 | kobold kibble | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #250 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #183 | ladle of mystery | 1 |
| #162 | lawnmower blade | 1 |
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| #456 | leaflet | 1 |
| #896 | leather mask | 1 |
| #110 | left bracket | 1 |
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| #206 | left parenthesis | 1 |
| #1235 | lemon | 1 |
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| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #432 | lesser grodulated violet | 1 |
| #170 | letterman's jacket | 1 |
| #54 | licorice boa | 1 |
| #1830 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #662 | licorice root | 1 |
| #624 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #904 | lihc face | 1 |
| #328 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #896 | lime | 1 |
| #233 | lime supersucker | 1 |
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| #184 | line | 501 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #326 | lion oil | 1 |
| #83 | little paper umbrella | 1,337 |
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| #930 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
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| #233 | lotion of coldness | 1 |
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| #222 | lotion of stench | 1 |
| #340 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
| #74 | lowercase a | 1 |
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| #79 | lychee chuhai | 1 |
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| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
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| #443 | mariachi hat | 1 |
| #271 | massive gemstone | 1 |
| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
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| #670 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #35 | metrognome | 1 |
| #335 | milk of magnesium | 1 |
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| #581 | mime soul fragment | 1 |
| #897 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #790 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #303 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #31 | miniature castagnets | 1 |
| #25 | miniscule beatbox | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #313 | mixed wildflower greens | 1 |
| #77 | mole skin notebook | 1 |
| #588 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #329 | molten brick | 11 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #1340 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #145 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #152 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #599 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #910 | murky potion | 1 |
| #378 | mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #22 | nanorhino credit card | 1 |
| #96 | nasty rat mask | 1 |
| #33 | natto marble soda | 11 |
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| #482 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
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| #48 | potion of animal rage | 1 |
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| #60 | potion of punctual companionship | 1 |
| #389 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #55 | potion of the captain's hammer | 1 |
| #69 | potion of the field gar | 1 |
| #64 | potion of the litterbox | 1 |
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| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
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| #74 | poutine pole | 1 |
| #851 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #303 | powdered donut | 1 |
| #491 | powdered organs | 1 |
| #209 | pr0n cocktail | 1 |
| #988 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #202 | pr0n taco | 1 |
| #118 | precious piercing post | 1 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
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| #59 | pressurized potion of proficiency | 1 |
| #623 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
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| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
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| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #91 | puff of smoke | 11 |
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| #335 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #126 | purple prose pen | 1 |
| #646 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
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| #271 | raisin | 1 |
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| #457 | rat appendix kabob | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
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| #508 | ratgut | 1 |
| #488 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #1504 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #963 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
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| #144 | recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #1022 | red class ring | 1 |
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| #662 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #97 | red potion | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
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| #514 | redrum | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #773 | reodorant | 1 |
| #416 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
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| #309 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #21 | ribcage rollcage | 1 |
| #855 | ridiculous sandwich | 1 |
| #1122 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #107 | right parenthesis | 1 |
| #1555 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2275 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #142 | rolling pin | 1 |
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| #388 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
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| #854 | royal jelly | 1 |
| #211 | royal jelly taco | 1 |
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| #698 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 11 |
| #422 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 16 |
| #374 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 17 |
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| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
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| #211 | rusty hedge trimmers | 1 |
| #230 | rusty piece of rebar | 1 |
| #885 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #461 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
| #683 | safarrri hat | 1 |
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| #76 | salacious screwdiver | 1 |
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| #407 | sausage pizza | 1 |
| #578 | savoy truffle | 1 |
| #441 | scorpion whip | 1 |
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| #47 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 1,337 |
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| #57 | scrumdiddlyumptious solution | 11 |
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| #258 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 1 |
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| #357 | shot of rotgut | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #54 | shrapnel jelly donut | 1 |
| #113 | silver cheese-slicer | 1 |
| #136 | silver salt-shaker | 1 |
| #722 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #81 | silver tongue charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #172 | simple ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #108 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #411 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 1 |
| #49 | six-armed sweater | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #241 | skelelton spine | 1 |
| #205 | skeletal banana | 1 |
| #31 | skeletal scabbard | 1 |
| #90 | skeleton | 11 |
| #1413 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #64 | skeleton quiche | 1 |
| #50 | skeleton skis | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
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| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #107 | sleep mask | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #181 | slice of pizza | 1 |
| #234 | slick fish meat | 1 |
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| #145 | slime convention pin | 1 |
| #297 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #33 | slime-covered shovel | 1 |
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| #463 | slimy sweetbreads | 1 |
| #589 | small box | 1 |
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| #58 | smashed danish | 1 |
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| #235 | smut orc keepsake box | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
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| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #34 | snow halo | 1 |
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| #94 | sock garters | 1 |
| #97 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini | 1 |
| #238 | soggy seed packet | 1 |
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| #303 | solid gold pegleg | 11 |
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| #118 | space marine flash grenade | 2 |
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| #337 | spaghetti cult mask | 1 |
| #70 | spaghetti with rock-balls | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
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| #1479 | spectre scepter | 18 |
| #32 | spice melange | 12 |
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| #158 | spooky gravy fairy warlock hat | 1 |
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| #1573 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #548 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #229 | spooky shroomkabob | 1 |
| #1220 | spooky stick | 1 |
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| #103 | sprocket assembly | 1 |
| #18 | spruce juice | 1 |
| #1728 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
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| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #545 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #854 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
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| #175 | star key lime | 1 |
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| #420 | star sword | 1 |
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| #43 | steel sword | 1 |
| #493 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
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| #249 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1824 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #145 | stolen necklace | 1 |
| #237 | stolen sushi | 1 |
| #49 | stomp box | 1 |
| #323 | stone baseball cap | 1 |
| #194 | stone wool | 1 |
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| #319 | strawberry pie | 1 |
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| #918 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #173 | stress ball | 1 |
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| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #528 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 80 |
| #3112 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #953 | stuffed alien blob | 7 |
| #437 | stuffed angry cow | 92 |
| #516 | stuffed astral badger | 85 |
| #520 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 86 |
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| #161 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
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| #1873 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
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| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
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| #203 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 98 |
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| #315 | stuffed yo-yo | 2 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1252 | stuffing | 6 |
| #530 | stunt nuts | 1 |
| #1710 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
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| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
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| #283 | sugar shard | 1 |
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| #80 | sugar shillelagh | 1 |
| #119 | sugar shirt | 1 |
| #147 | sugar shorts | 1 |
| #105 | sugar shotgun | 1 |
| #129 | super ka-bob | 1 |
| #207 | superamplified boom box | 1 |
| #37 | superduperball | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #898 | sweet mochi ball | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #684 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #927 | swirly potion | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #809 | t8r tots | 1 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #541 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 11 |
| #729 | tambourine bells | 1 |
| #224 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #104 | tangle of copper wire | 1 |
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| #187 | tankard of ale | 1 |
| #505 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #29 | tapped black lotus | 1 |
| #384 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #603 | tarrrnish charrrm | 1 |
| #72 | tarrrnished charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #616 | tassel | 1 |
| #75 | tasteful black bow tie | 1 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #775 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #74 | teddy borg sewing kit | 1 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
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