Museum :: SassyMcAsspants

SassyMcAsspants

Rank	Item	Quantity
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1113	4-ball	2
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1072	6-ball	2
#922	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1116	7-ball	2
#1777	8-ball	3
#147	Ancient Saucehelm	11
#182	Bit O' Ectoplasm	13
#180	Black Body™ spray	1
#194	Boris's ring	9
#141	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	82
#93	Bulky Buddy Box	30
#320	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	11
#648	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	4
#209	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	14
#354	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	2
#136	Colander of Em-er'il	11
#436	Cold Hots candy	11
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#1830	Crimboween memo	3
#465	Crown of the Goblin King	53
#1065	Daffy Taffy	21
#346	Disco 'Fro Pick	8
#154	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	90
#152	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	78
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#999	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	2
#321	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	9
#77	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	8
#175	El Sombrero De Lopez	12
#332	Elder Turtle Shell	7
#66	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	68
#227	Elfin shortbread	4
#259	Ent cider	38
#147	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	99
#327	Feynman gate	34
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#320	Gnollish pie server	5
#450	Gnollish pie tin	5
#452	Gnollish plunger	4
#485	Gnollish slotted spoon	2
#422	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	2
#62	Jarlsberg's earring	18
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#169	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	68
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#819	Knob Goblin elite helm	2
#714	Knob Goblin elite pants	3
#792	Knob Goblin elite polearm	2
#780	Knob Goblin harem pants	2
#800	Knob Goblin harem veil	2
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#124	Knob Goblin spatula	193
#671	Knob Goblin steroids	5
#126	Knob Goblin stink bomb	2
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#445	Lockenstock™ sandals	2
#157	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	69
#204	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	48
#400	Manetwich	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#430	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	9
#345	Meleegra™ pills	28
#375	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	121
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#1332	Mob Penguin cellular phone	7
#302	Mob Penguin protection contract	10
#529	Mohawk wig	10
#912	Mountain Stream soda	2
#265	Mr. Mediocrebar	208
#64	Orcish meat locker	10
#168	Pine-Fresh air freshener	22
#296	Rock Pops	170
#661	Scalp of Gorgolok	5
#479	Senior Mints	10
#138	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	10
#1452	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
#220	Sugar Cog	11
#574	Tiki lighter	1
🥇	Time Juice	16
#91	Trollhouse cookies	693
#436	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	4
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#1777	Valentine	4
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#174	WA	2
#354	Wand of Nagamar	15
#158	White Citadel burger	19
#62	White Citadel fries	41
#572	Wint-O-Fresh mint	18
🥉	Yeti Protest Sign	2
#365	Yummy Tummy bean	583
#212	abominable snowcone	92
#801	acid-squirting flower	2
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#821	adder bladder	1
#478	amulet of extreme plot significance	24
#253	ancient frozen dinner	9
#2224	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	3
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#730	antique hand mirror	1
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#548	asbestos ore	10
#387	asbestos staff	1
#1079	asparagus knife	1
#769	aspirin	1
#642	asshat	1
#192	astronaut pants	46
#116	atomic vector plotter	45
#1920	awful poetry journal	1
#1849	baby killer bee	1
#183	babycakes	1
#531	baconstone	15
#1166	badass belt	47
#133	badger badge	1
#318	ball	20
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#111	balloon helmet	4
#202	balloon sword	2
#629	ballroom blintz	1
#293	banana-frosted king cake	10
#1058	bar skin	2
#2126	barrrnacle	1
#224	bat guano	74
#903	bat wing	2
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#431	batblade	5
#281	batgut	110
#876	battered Crimbo Crate	8
#787	beertini	1
#126	bejeweled accordion strap	2
#522	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#96	bi-lateral logic compressor	45
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#774	big red clown nose	3
#287	big rock	3
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#188	black facepaint	1
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#1182	black polka-dot oyster egg	3
#1476	black striped oyster egg	3
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#963	bloody clown pants	1
#1773	blue paisley oyster egg	2
#1081	blue pixel	7
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1835	blue striped oyster egg	2
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#213	bone collar	1
#65	borg sock monkey	34
#152	boring spaghetti	4
#5026	bottle of goofballs	1
#289	bowl of lucky charms	2
#318	brass stinger	1
#1268	broken skull	1
#445	bronzed locust	2
#678	brown sugar cane	1
#85	buckyball	83
#894	bugbear bungguard	2
#497	bullet-proof corduroys	2
#658	bum cheek	9
#546	can of fake snow	1
#593	can of maces	1
#628	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	14
#903	candied kobold	2
#1025	candied yams	8
#381	candy brain	9
#1385	candy cane	23
#2397	candy stake	3
#226	capacitor relay	55
#212	carbon nanotube frame	65
#331	cardboard katana	1
#30	carob chunk cookies	244
#93	carob chunk noodles	26
#4	carob chunks	3,324
#442	cat appendix	5
#288	catgut	28
#1344	cheap elven gloves	1
#1059	cheap plastic bottle opener	5
#66	cheap toaster	23
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#201	chorizo brownies	10
#249	chorizo taco	18
#303	chrome crossbow	2
#685	chrome ore	4
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#797	clown shoes	1
#462	clown skin	10
#59	coconut bikini top	4
#609	coconut shell	32
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#106	computronic processing unit	43
#270	corn holder	4
#849	cornuthaum	1
#1066	cranberries	3
#706	crowbarrr	1
#52	cyborg doll	34
#191	cyborg stompin' boot	8
#648	daisy	2
#464	dance card	2
#802	dead guy's watch	4
#262	deck of tropical cards	2
#82	decorative fountain	157
#553	dehydrated caviar	3
#133	delicious noodles	29
#79	delicious spicy noodles	6
#375	denim axe	1
#596	desiccated apricot	3
#73	detective skull	2
#631	diamond-studded cane	5
#209	dingy planks	1
#828	dirty hobo gloves	5
#292	disembodied smile	1
#228	dishrag	2
#319	disintegrating quill pen	21
#993	disturbing fanfic	35
#441	doll house	11
#270	dollhive	39
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#395	double daisy	1
#122	drab sonata	60
#930	draggin' ball hat	1
#1254	drywall axe	5
#167	duck-on-a-string	13
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#781	dwarf bread	4
#895	eXtreme mittens	1
#854	eXtreme scarf	1
#1436	eggnog	7
#1268	elven limbos gingerbread	5
#1273	elven moonshine	3
#1396	elven socks	1
#206	enchanted eyepatch	1
#467	enormous belt buckle	4
#679	evil golden arch	5
#484	evil teddy bear	28
#145	exotic orchid	1
#1774	explosion-flavored chewing gum	1
#1016	eye of newt	1
#545	eyepatch	9
#952	f3d0r4	1
#455	facsimile dictionary	23
#513	fake plastic grass	3
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#1832	fancy chocolate	2
#631	fancy dress ball	19
#87	felt	76
#1426	festive holiday hat	1
#69	fez of etymology	7
#506	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	1
#413	filthy corduroys	12
#970	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#146	fire	40
#385	fire poi	3
#724	flaming crutch	3
#663	flute of flat champagne	3
#233	foie gras	7
#536	foolscap fool's cap	3
#269	foon	1
#202	fricasseed brains	6
#196	frilly shirt	3
#732	frozen nunchaku	1
#2467	fruitcake	3
#1456	furry fur	1
#427	furry pants	1
#67	furry skirt	1
#4737	fuzzy dice	1
#83	ghuol ears	296
#115	ghuol egg	230
#96	ghuol egg quiche	24
#113	ghuol guolash	108
#196	ghuol-ear kabob	2
#1277	giant discarded bottlecap	2
#150	giant discarded plastic fork	55
#965	giant discarded torn-up glove	3
#334	giant needle	128
#547	giant pinky ring	27
#1750	gingerbread bugbear	8
#2303	gingerbread horror	3
#1336	gingerbread mutant bugbear	4
#38	gingham blouse	9
#225	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#134	glowing red eye	158
#747	gnatwing	1
#376	gnauga hide	12
#220	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	2
#544	gnoll lips	4
#626	goat beard	3
#700	goat cheese pizza	3
#758	gob of wet hair	2
#693	golden ring	40
#196	googly eye	71
#299	goth kid t-shirt	16
#73	grass blade	2
#71	grass hat	2
#71	grass skirt	2
#882	green balloon	1
#883	green pixel	12
🥈	green traffic cone	1
#469	grue egg	56
#679	guitar pick	2
#733	gyroscope	3
#543	hamethyst	15
#328	hamethyst necklace	1
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#181	handsomeness potion	12
#658	heavy D	35
#263	heavy metal sonata	2
#540	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#224	hemp string	79
#373	henna tattoo	1
#910	herbal stuffing	8
#65	hippopotamus pants	2
#57	hippopotamus skirt	1
#189	hot buttered roll	2
#696	hot katana blade	7
#131	hot wing	857
#605	huge spoon	1
#63	hyperbolic plasma focuser	73
#505	iGoogly	38
#426	icy-hot katana	1
#314	immense cyborg hand	10
#553	incredibly creepy marionette	5
#324	infernal insoles	9
#298	inkwell	13
#301	ion grid	44
#104	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	45
#682	irate sombrero	1
#355	iron pasta spoon	18
#268	jabañero pepper	1
#371	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	18
#534	ketchup hound	5
#131	kickback cookbook	5
#154	killer rag doll	17
#283	kite	27
#1300	kneecapping stick	4
#30	ladle of mystery	6
#208	large cocoa eggshell fragment	2
#1486	lavender paisley oyster egg	2
#107	lavender plastic oyster egg	28
#2028	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1119	lavender striped oyster egg	2
#456	leaflet	1
#11	leather chaps	1,283
#896	leather mask	1
#569	leathery bat skin	5
#501	leathery cat skin	9
#588	leathery rat skin	1
#255	leftovers of indeterminate origin	9
#94	length of string	108
#669	leotarrrd	1
#82	lihc eye	359
#166	lihc eye pie	18
#75	lihc face	115
#284	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	26
#715	line	18
#709	linoleum ore	3
#521	linoleum sword	1
#285	little paper umbrella	261
#232	logic synthesizer	54
#194	long skinny balloon	52
#590	long-stemmed rose	1
#90	lowercase N	244
#218	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
#256	mad scientist's sock monkey	12
#1004	mafia aria	13
#346	magical ice cubes	126
#387	magnifying glass	1
#282	mariachi G-string	10
#1132	mariachi pants	2
#79	marionette	14
#16	marionette collective	33
#486	marzipan skull	19
#1551	mauve plastic oyster egg	2
#1261	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	2
#971	mauve striped oyster egg	4
#76	meat from yesterday	49
#670	mesh cap	1
#507	metallic A	48
#460	milky potion	17
#585	mind flayer corpse	8
#790	miner's helmet	1
#785	miner's pants	1
#487	miniature stuffed Goth Giant	1
#507	monomolecular yo-yo	113
#364	moonglasses	1
#434	mugcake	3
#599	mullet wig	1
#313	mushroom pizza	2
#32	mylar scout drone	113
#2043	nanite-infested candy cane	4
#76	necklace chain	71
#109	ninja hot pants	47
#1823	off-white plastic oyster egg	2
#902	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	3
#2436	oozenog	1
#177	opera mask	4
#127	orange and black Crimboween candy	72
#657	original G	34
#865	oriole-feather headdress	1
#328	oversized fish scaler	11
#425	oversized pipe	5
#354	oversized pizza cutter	17
#312	oyster basket	13
#1040	pail	6
#319	pair of ragged claws	1
#18	pair of twitching claws	5
#740	palm frond	1
#1584	pants of the Slug Lord	1
#124	papaya sling	14
#116	papaya slung	17
#83	papaya taco	29
#1298	pasta spoon	3
#688	pat-a-cake pendant	1
#959	patent leather shoes	4
#707	penguin skin	30
#1044	penguin thesaurus	4
#84	penguinskin mini-skirt	1
#182	pet rock	42
#134	phat turquoise bead	75
#333	pickle-flavored chewing gum	24
#94	pie crust	29
#256	piece of wedding cake	29
#108	piercing post	45
#954	pile of candy	2
#454	pile of jumping beans	4
#140	pine tar	4
#727	pirate pelvis	1
#235	pirate shirt	8
#424	pitchfork	3
#288	pixel hat	1
#162	pixel pants	1
#211	pixel sword	1
#371	pixellated candy heart	43
#235	plastic passion fruit	8
#326	pointed stick	2
#1184	pool cue	1
#377	porquoise	20
#993	portable corkscrew	5
#582	possessed top	10
#691	pr0n legs	8
#117	pr0n m4nic0tti	6
#310	prehistoric spear	12
#318	probability potion	174
#328	procrastination potion	183
#1287	puce paisley oyster egg	2
#1173	puce polka-dot oyster egg	3
#733	pulsing flesh	5
#278	pygmy spear	1
#109	quantum polarity inducer	45
#93	rag doll	20
#444	rat appendix	12
#86	rat appendix kabob	19
#90	rat head balloon	1
#364	ratgut	4
#1505	ravioli hat	1
#418	razor-tipped yo-yo	21
#113	recursive spline reticulator	45
#2227	red paisley oyster egg	1
#315	red plastic oyster egg	14
#1458	red polka-dot oyster egg	2
#1646	red striped oyster egg	1
#9	red traffic cone	1
#577	reinforced beaded headband	1
#117	reverse-oscillating klystron	45
#697	ridiculously huge sword	8
#1103	rigid carapace	4
#1130	ring of aggravate monster	1
#217	ring of half-assed regeneration	15
#17	roboduck-on-a-string	50
#370	robotronic egg	68
#336	rogue swarmer	84
#707	royal jelly	3
#3658	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	1
#53	rubber axe	18
#249	ruby W	69
#364	rusty grave robbing shovel	9
#42	rusty metal ring	15
#81	rusty metal shaft	6
#175	salty slug	10
#1555	saucepan	2
#166	sausage pizza	12
#296	sawblade fragment	80
#441	scorpion whip	1
#558	scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil	1
#868	scroll of pasta summoning	8
#909	seal tooth	3
#1670	seal-clubbing club	1
#85	servomechanical torsion facilitator	59
#210	set of jacks	1
#2009	shiny ring	5
#412	shock collar	1
#318	shot of grapefruit schnapps	10
#282	shot of orange schnapps	12
#324	shot of tomato schnapps	10
#598	skewer	5
#24	skewered cat appendix	68
#1097	sleeping snowy owl	1
#434	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	16
#802	snowboarder pants	1
#137	sock monkey	19
#2845	solid gold bowling ball	1
#173	souvenir ski t-shirt	4
#1486	spooky eggnog	4
#143	spooky felt	67
#144	spooky length of string	86
#390	spooky shrunken head	19
#278	spooky staff	1
#541	spooky stick	12
#386	spooky wooden block	19
#682	spork	1
#74	sprocket assembly	2
#1131	squashed frog	1
#544	stale baguette	1
#796	star	7
#310	star buckler	1
#802	star chart	3
#460	star crossbow	1
#606	star hat	1
#330	star pants	1
#420	star sword	1
#365	stick-on-a-string	11
#1502	stolen accordion	3
#157	strawberry wine	12
#968	string of blue beads	12
#1119	string of green beads	10
#911	string of red beads	13
#82	stringy sinew	106
#120	studded leather boxer shorts	2
#7826	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	2
#216	stuffed alien blob	26
#8864	stuffed angry cow	1
#7832	stuffed astral badger	2
#7878	stuffed baby gravy fairy	2
#1578	stuffed dodecapede	1
#789	stuffed doppelshifter	14
#1204	stuffed gray blob	12
#8912	stuffed mind flayer	1
#4800	stuffed shoulder parrot	1
#7798	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	2
#186	stuffed spooky mushroom	41
#8881	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	1
#124	stuffing	68
#1369	sturdy Crimbo crate	4
#106	sub-molecular interocitor	43
#1118	sunken chest	2
#445	super-spiky hair gel	154
#924	support cummerbund	4
#592	supportive bra	1
#963	swashbuckling pants	1
#524	sweet ninja sword	1
#223	t8r tots	32
#440	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	15
#11	tambourine bells	1,727
#390	tap shoes	2
#322	tasket	1
#616	tassel	1
#291	tattered scrap of paper	17
#344	teddy bear	20
#162	teddy borg	65
#438	tenderizing hammer	2
#160	theoretical string	158
🥇	time sleigh	1
#411	tiny balloon knife	1
#382	tiny knife and fork	1
#463	tiny maracas	1
#3080	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	2
#4234	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#1224	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	3
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#4541	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#1987	tiny plastic coffee pixie	9
#4495	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#8184	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#8091	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#8057	tiny plastic grue	1
#2706	tiny plastic hermit	2
#8127	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#8067	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#8200	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8101	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#8109	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#4344	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#8100	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#2612	tiny plastic seal clubber	2
#8223	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#4036	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#891	tires	1
#265	tisket	1
#582	titanium assault umbrella	9
#1155	toast	464
#94	tofu casserole	19
#545	tofurkey gravy	16
#535	tofurkey leg	16
#926	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#86	tooth	47
#210	toothsome rock	49
#464	top	10
#373	tortoise's blessing	5
#314	toy crazy train	31
#32	toy deathbot	30
#152	toy hoverpad	155
#182	toy jet pack	46
#25	toy maglev monorail	33
#351	toy mercenary	21
#320	toy ray gun	32
#105	toy soldier	14
#208	toy space helmet	46
#125	toy train	14
#121	toy wheel	70
#193	tree skirt	2
#952	tree-eating kite	25
#600	tropical paperweight	1
#388	tropical wrapping paper	3
#1626	turtle totem	2
#1649	twitching claw	1
#44	uncooked chorizo	165
#88	unlocked meat locker	2
#1646	unstable DNA	12
#293	unstable laser battery	72
#728	urinal cake	1
#237	valuable trinket	378
#783	vampire duck-on-a-string	11
#82	vial of patchouli oil	13
#220	vibrating cyborg knife	16
#1042	viking helmet	1
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#895	vorpal blade	1
#989	wad of dough	3
#89	walrus-tusk earring	12
#586	wang	1
#83	wheel	37
#19	white Canadian	502
#903	white balloon	1
#871	white chocolate and tomato pizza	1
#181	white chocolate chip cookies	27
#223	white chocolate chips	60
#466	white lightning	17
#803	white picket fence	1
#902	white pixel	4
#515	white satin pants	4
#375	white snake skin	26
#621	white sword	3
#1934	whoopie cushion	1
#512	wicker shield	1
#187	windchimes	60
#1079	wolf mask	2
#75	wooden block	40
#217	wooden stakes	14
#395	wool hat	3
#553	worn tophat	1
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#63	yakskin skirt	1
#1378	yellow candy heart	1
#2051	yellow plastic oyster egg	2
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#775	yellow striped oyster egg	3
#997	yeti fur	29
#190	yo	46
#337	yo-yo	96
#126	zombie pineal gland	28

Wow, that's 22,407 items total!

what items are this player missing?