Museum :: Kaboon

Kaboon

Rank	Item	Quantity
#583	"DRINK ME" potion	2
#25	"honey" dipper	1
#775	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#802	1-ball	4
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#456	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	13
#849	2-ball	3
#123	25-meat staff	1
#1079	3-ball	2
#291	30669 scroll	33
#500	33398 scroll	25
#285	334 scroll	21
#551	4-ball	7
#139	4-d camera	1
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1076	5-ball	2
#142	5-hour acrimony	1
#602	6-ball	6
#190	64067 scroll	2
#169	668 scroll	8
#352	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	8
#653	7-ball	6
#866	8-ball	16
#80	8-bit banana	1
#625	9-ball	1
#112	A muse-bouche	1
#784	ASCII shirt	1
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#134	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	1
#275	Alewife™ Ale	1
#218	Alice's Army Alchemist	2
#175	Alice's Army Bowman	2
#170	Alice's Army Cleric	2
#174	Alice's Army Coward	2
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#205	Alice's Army Halberder	2
#213	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#169	Alice's Army Horseman	2
#173	Alice's Army Lanceman	2
#216	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	2
#260	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#205	Alice's Army Page	2
#216	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	2
#206	Alice's Army Spearsman	2
#205	Alice's Army Swordsman	2
#208	Alice's Army Wallman	2
#415	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#1092	Amulet of Yendor	7
#37	Angry Farmer candy	6,638
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#234	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#57	Aye Aye	1
#54	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#64	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#442	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	2
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1043	BGE merchandise order form	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#332	BRICKO brick	69
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#420	BRICKO eye brick	2
#35	BRICKO hat	2
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#34	BRICKO pants	2
#113	BRICKO pearl	1
#33	BRICKO sword	2
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#4299	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#527	Bit O' Ectoplasm	3
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#180	Black Body™ spray	1
#57	Black Hole	1
#280	Black No. 2	21
#617	Blackfly Chardonnay	2
#106	Blatantly Canadian	54
#148	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
#568	Blood Light	1
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#499	Boris's ring	3
#116	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	100
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#399	C.H.U.M. knife	2
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#792	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
#1727	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#172	CSA all-purpose soap	1
#179	CSA bravery badge	1
#228	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
#225	CSA discount card	1
#408	CSA fire-starting kit	1
#194	CSA obedience grenade	1
#215	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
#179	Camp Scout pup tent	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#446	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#48	Climate Colada	1
#1732	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1154	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1487	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#999	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#904	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#611	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#104	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	10
#863	Cold Hots candy	3
#79	Crazymaker	1
#689	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	7
#1382	Crimbo fudge	1
#76	Crimbo paste	1
#754	Crimbo pie	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#177	Crimbojito	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#1176	Crimbuck	423
#2459	Crown of the Goblin King	6
#772	Daffy Taffy	35
#445	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#858	Disco 'Fro Pick	4
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#313	Divine	1
#410	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	3
#605	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	3
#171	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	2
#309	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	3
#436	Doc's Miracle Cure	2
#1940	Dolphin King's crown	1
#135	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	92
#1497	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#294	Dramatic™ range	4
#2267	Drowsy Sword	2
#62	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#53	Drunken Neurologist	1
#80	Dump Truck	1
#1669	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#1148	Dyspepsi-Cola	27
#1085	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#579	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#42	Earring of Fire	2
#46	Earth and Firewater	1
#70	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#478	Ecto-Cooler	1
#493	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#160	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#290	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#203	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	2
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#231	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#196	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#322	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#297	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#284	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#430	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	4
#499	Elfin shortbread	1
#469	Elmley shades	1
#170	Elvish delight	1
#124	Enchanted Flyswatter	1
#127	Enchanted Plunger	1
#253	Ent cider	42
#66	Event Horizon	1
#205	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#52	Extra-slimy Slimosa	1
#521	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#79	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	2
#708	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	4
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#1501	Feynman gate	2
#179	GOTO	1
#273	Gaia beads	10
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#190	Gnollish casserole dish	3
#297	Gnollish flyswatter	10
#355	Gnollish pie server	4
#275	Gnollish pie tin	13
#347	Gnollish plunger	7
#442	Gnollish toolbox	6
#51	Gnomish toolbox	2
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#422	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	2
#613	Hell ramen	1
#245	Hippy Army MPE	26
#380	Iiti Kitty phone charm	5
#168	Imp Ale	1,405
#211	Inndya trading card	1
#353	Jack-in-the-box	17
#432	Jarlsberg's earring	3
#379	Jolly Roger charrrm	9
#546	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	2
#123	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	99
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#182	Knob Goblin Uberpants	3
#656	Knob Goblin elite helm	4
#263	Knob Goblin elite pants	23
#277	Knob Goblin elite polearm	19
#397	Knob Goblin elite shirt	14
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#872	Knob Goblin firecracker	6
#340	Knob Goblin harem pants	11
#354	Knob Goblin harem veil	10
#165	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#702	Knob Goblin love potion	6
#628	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#404	Knob Goblin melon baller	3
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#177	Knob Goblin pants	96
#381	Knob Goblin perfume	7
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#205	Knob Goblin scimitar	75
#588	Knob Goblin seltzer	8
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#584	Knob Goblin spatula	3
#539	Knob Goblin steroids	10
#164	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#589	Knob Goblin superseltzer	3
#299	Knob Goblin tongs	48
#410	Knob Goblin visor	11
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#60	Knob jelly donut	5
#171	Knob lo mein	1
#426	Knob mushroom	11
#570	Knob sausage	2
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#351	Knob stuffed shells	1
#437	Knoll mushroom	20
#146	Lobster qua Grill	1
#185	Lockenstock™ sandals	19
#3362	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	2
#147	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	76
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#118	M-242	104
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#864	Mad Train wine	46
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#517	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	2
#264	Meat detector	2
#757	Meleegra™ pills	6
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#182	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#172	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#184	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#915	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	2
#59	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	2,070
#533	Mob Penguin cellular phone	35
#33	Mohawk wig	582
#387	Mountain Stream soda	48
#1751	Mr. Mediocrebar	14
#158	ND	1
#247	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#154	O'RLY manual	5
#423	Oil of Parrrlay	2
#262	Orcish baseball cap	13
#213	Orcish cargo shorts	15
#307	Orcish frat-paddle	9
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#554	PADL Phone	2
#34	Penultimate Fantasy chest	2,004
#617	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#373	Pine-Fresh air freshener	8
#234	Poison Oak trading card	1
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#338	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	2
#366	Ram's Face Lager	69
#229	Red Rover BB gun	17
#423	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#1617	Rock Pops	18
#204	Roo trading card	1
#963	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#1318	Senior Mints	1
#77	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	19
#50	Slippery Knob	1
#556	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	2
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#442	Snow Queen Crown	4
#563	Spam Witch sammich	35
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#338	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	2
#208	Squat-Thrust Magazine	1
#166	Stone Golem pebbles	1
#668	Sugar Cog	1
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#129	Super Weight-Gain 9000	1
#555	Supernova Champagne	3
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#706	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	51
#98	Temps Tempranillo	1
#100	Tequiz Navidad	1
#659	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	2
#218	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#102	The Ring	1
#209	The Snake trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#217	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#319	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	1
#320	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	1
#311	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	1
#306	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	1
#599	Trollhouse cookies	34
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#190	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#542	Tuesday's ruby	2
#756	Typical Tavern swill	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#920	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
#607	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	2
#72	Unspeakable Earring	1
#98	Ur-Donut	1
#1083	Valentine	11
#126	Van der Graaf helmet	1
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#117	Vial of jus de larmes	1
#34	Vivian's Vitamin	1
#85	Vodka Matryoshka	1
#237	WA	1
#852	Wand of Nagamar	3
#106	Warm Subject gift certificate	2,222
#166	Wax Flask	1
#188	White Chocolate Golem Seeds	1
#478	White Citadel burger	1
#431	White Citadel fries	1
#105	White Hyborian	1
#22	Winifred's whistle	1
#1547	Wint-O-Fresh mint	3
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#134	X-37 gun	1
#234	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	1
#196	Ye Olde Meade	1
#218	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	1
#350	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#279	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	1
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#1264	Yummy Tummy bean	113
#291	Ze™ goggles	1
#379	Zim Merman's guitar	2
#1172	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#91	Zoodriver	1
#916	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#364	a butt tuba	1
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#335	abandoned candy	1
#207	abominable blubber	1
#28	abominable snowcone	1,720
#503	accidental cider	1
#516	acid-squirting flower	5
#479	acoustic guitarrr	6
#260	adder bladder	35
#29	affordable teak perch	1
#361	agua de vida	1
#91	albatross necklace	1
#42	alien force field disruptor bean	13
#706	all-purpose cleaner	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#500	alphabet gum	2
#127	amber aviator shades	1
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#1018	ammonite fossil	1
#43	amulet of extreme plot significance	529
#378	ancient Magi-Wipes	10
#145	ancient calendar fragment	1
#144	ancient cursed foot locker	2
#395	ancient frozen dinner	4
#135	ancient ice cream scoop	4
#142	ancient poisoned dart	18
#311	ancient protein powder	12
#459	ancient spice	2
#214	ancient stone fist	2
#191	ancient stone head	2
#1252	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	5
#342	ancient vinyl coin purse	9
#142	anemone nematocyst	1
#140	angst burger	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#847	annoying pitchfork	2
#630	ant agonist	1
#23	ant antidepressant	2
#271	ant hoe	1
#254	ant pick	1
#253	ant pitchfork	1
#284	ant rake	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#349	anti-anti-antidote	5
#39	anticheese	672
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#887	antique greaves	1
#80	antique hand mirror	101
#745	antique helmet	2
#406	antique packet of ketchup	2
#744	antique shield	2
#773	antique spear	2
#44	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	1
#14	armgun	504
#377	arrrgyle socks	6
#432	asbestos apron	1
#224	asbestos crossbow	3
#113	asbestos crossbow string	2
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#73	asbestos meat stack	1
#311	asbestos ore	22
#387	asbestos staff	1
#171	asbestos stick	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#176	asbestos sword hilt	1
#559	asparagus knife	8
#99	asparagus lo mein	2
#125	asparagus stir-fry	1
#769	aspirin	1
#641	asshat	1
#1192	astral mushroom	1
#2063	astronaut pants	1
#692	atomic vector plotter	3
#115	attention spanner	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#78	awful poetry journal	3,390
#358	bätzle	1
#1853	baby killer bee	1
#2047	baconstone	2
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#186	baconstone earring	1
#408	baconstone pendant	1
#262	baconstone ring	1
#104	badass pie	1
#133	badger badge	1
#448	bag of Cheat-Os	14
#212	bag of GORF	1
#199	bag of GORP	2
#1423	bag of airline peanuts	7
#753	bag of lard	1
#1217	baggie of powdered sugar	1
#89	balaclava	11
#91	balaclava baklava	59
#2043	ball	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#665	balloon monkey	2
#105	balloon shield	1
#312	balloon sword	1
#394	ballroom blintz	5
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#1147	banana	1
#338	banana cream pie	1
#222	banana daiquiri	1
#87	banana milkshake	1
#655	banana peel	1
#388	banana smoothie	1
#208	banana spritzer	1
#968	bananagate	1
#41	banjo strings	18
#123	bar skin	117
#122	bar whip	1
#25	barbed-wire fence	564
#307	bargain flash powder	1
#1594	barrrnacle	3
#73	barskin buckler	1
#110	barskin cloak	1
#52	barskin hat	16
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#186	barskin tent	1
#49	bartender skull	1
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#67	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
#605	baseball	4
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#53	basic meat fez	2
#59	basic meat foon	1
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#100	basic meat kilt	1
#95	basic meat pants	2
#86	basic meat skirt	1
#151	basic meat spork	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#144	basic meat sword	1
#536	bat guano	11
#231	bat haggis	1
#89	bat hat	1
#77	bat whip	1
#411	bat wing	27
#19	bat wing kabob	83
#143	bat wing stir-fry	1
#1001	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#606	batblade	2
#560	batgut	28
#397	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#587	beach glass bead	2
#288	beach glass necklace	1
#267	bean burrito	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#101	beastly paste	1
#119	beautiful soup	1
#232	beefy fish meat	1
#138	beer basted brat	1
#769	beer bomb	6
#571	beer bong	1
#172	beer cartilage	1
#254	beer goggles	1
#514	beer helmet	3
#333	beer lens	6
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#156	beer-soaked mop	3
#787	beertini	1
#88	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	6
#417	begpwnia	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#821	bejeweled cufflinks	2
#532	bejeweled pledge pin	4
#1066	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#242	bellhop bell	1
#41	bezoar ring	1
#559	bi-lateral logic compressor	4
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#394	big bass drum	1
#381	big boom	1
#348	big red clown nose	18
#475	big rock	1
#112	big slimy cyst	1
#210	big stick	1
#76	big stirring stick	1
#117	bigger stick	1
#801	bilge wine	1
#378	bird rib	1
#1495	bit of clingfilm	1
#551	bit-o-cactus	2
#398	black & tan	3
#75	black BRICKO brick	1
#89	black belt	1
#203	black cherry soda	1
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#188	black facepaint	1
#488	black forest cake	3
#449	black forest ham	2
#178	black greaves	16
#203	black helmet	13
#289	black kettle drum	2
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#241	black pension check	23
#409	black pepper	3
#151	black picnic basket	13
#929	black pixel	2
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#633	black pudding	1
#216	black shield	12
#421	black snake skin	10
#2666	black striped oyster egg	1
#195	black sword	17
#918	black-and-blue light	1
#276	blackberry	40
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#142	blackberry galoshes	1
#122	blackberry moccasins	2
#151	blackberry polite	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#107	blank prescription sheet	1
#159	blended frozen swill	1
#195	blob of acid	1
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#1656	blood flower	1
#290	blood of the Wereseal	1
#319	blood-faced volleyball	1
#1033	bloody beer	1
#487	bloody clown pants	9
#621	bloody mary	1
#2555	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#613	blue pixel	60
#377	blue pixel potion	1
#943	blue plasma ball	1
#2409	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2376	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#876	blue snowcone	1
#2623	blue striped oyster egg	1
#83	blue suede shoes	1
#94	blundarrrbus	6
#70	blunt cat claw	1
#56	blunt icepick	1
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#243	boilermaker	1
#945	bone chips	1
#213	bone collar	1
#290	bone flute	3
#400	bone rattle	3
#52	boozebomb	1
#981	borg sock monkey	1
#279	boring spaghetti	1
#392	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#10	bottle of Cochon Noir	1
#307	bottle of Definit	2
#413	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#386	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#400	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#301	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	17
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#335	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#215	bottle of Pete's Sake	1
#623	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#456	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#447	bottle of alcohol	4
#671	bottle of antifreeze	1
#306	bottle of black cat tonic	1
#714	bottle of bubbles	1
#513	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#408	bottle of fire	1
#527	bottle of gin	26
#3304	bottle of goofballs	4
#80	bottle of melodramamine	1
#42	bottle of moontan lotion	1
#408	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#42	bottle of perfume	1
#679	bottle of pirate juice	1
#404	bottle of popskull	4
#265	bottle of realpagne	1
#217	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	2
#605	bottle of rum	58
#345	bottle of sake	1
#662	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#714	bottle of tequila	15
#331	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#572	bottle of vodka	19
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#143	tiny plastic killer bee	97
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#121	tiny plastic leprechaun	105
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#481	walrus-tusk earring	2
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#96	wasabi marble soda	1
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#369	white sword	10
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#119	wholeberd	1
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#187	willyweed	1
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#82	wriggling tentacle	1
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#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#37	yeti fur	10,522
#2204	yo	1
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#605	yohohoyo	1
#202	yummy death watch beetle	1
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#149	zmobie	1
#188	zombie hollandaise	1

Wow, that's 146,027 items total!

what items are this player missing?