| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #143 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 62 |
| #887 | Bonerdagon necklace | 11 |
| #528 | Boss Bat bling | 6 |
| #981 | Boss Bat britches | 13 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #844 | Crimbuck | 930 |
| #240 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 15 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1110 | Iron Beta of Industry | 3 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #152 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 1 |
| #149 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 29 |
| #268 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 24 |
| #116 | Mylar balloon | 2 |
| #686 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 6 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #144 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 2 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #124 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 6 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #622 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 5 |
| #37 | Zim Merman's guitar | 17 |
| #149 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 8 |
| #255 | acid-squirting flower | 14 |
| #84 | all-purpose flower | 2 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #241 | anniversary gift box | 9 |
| #108 | babycakes | 2 |
| #1166 | badass belt | 47 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #137 | bit of clingfilm | 26 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #947 | bottle of goofballs | 27 |
| #4829 | box of sunshine | 8 |
| #964 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #697 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #105 | cheap wind-up clock | 10 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #36 | das boot | 4 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #1095 | drywall axe | 7 |
| #471 | duct tape | 75 |
| #878 | easter egg balloon | 28 |
| #355 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #742 | filthy lucre | 47 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #21 | flowing hippy skirt | 68 |
| #469 | fuzzy dice | 10 |
| #323 | gearbox necklace | 3 |
| #787 | giant discarded plastic fork | 11 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1366 | giant pinky ring | 7 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #632 | grue egg | 42 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #788 | handful of confetti | 53 |
| #181 | happiness | 15 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #18 | hemp net | 115 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #213 | jewelry-making pliers | 2 |
| #433 | long-stemmed rose | 2 |
| #71 | longhaired hippy wig | 8 |
| #354 | magical mystery juice | 20 |
| #4 | meat cowboy hat | 1,408 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #40 | olive | 980 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #726 | pail | 12 |
| #351 | pants of the Slug Lord | 11 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #24 | plexiglass pants | 9 |
| #48 | plexiglass pendant | 4 |
| #11 | plexiglass pikestaff | 17 |
| #14 | plexiglass pinky ring | 11 |
| #11 | plexiglass pith helmet | 12 |
| #22 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 7 |
| #761 | pork elf goodies sack | 7 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #496 | pretty flower | 177 |
| #11 | refrigerated biohazard container | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #23 | solid chrome box | 1 |
| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
| #303 | spark plug earring | 3 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1125 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #616 | stainless steel solitaire | 5 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3949 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #415 | tortoise's blessing | 4 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |