Museum :: Grat Ponpitti

Grat Ponpitti

Rank	Item	Quantity
#1437	1-ball	1
#1150	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1428	2-ball	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1455	3-ball	1
#1017	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#934	334 scroll	1
#1475	4-ball	1
#442	4-dimensional guitar	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#395	668 scroll	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#2097	Angry Farmer candy	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#290	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#760	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#343	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#363	CRIMBCOIDS mints	7
#1726	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#445	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#264	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#1851	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#4250	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#366	Diet Cloaca Cola	2
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#2741	Drowsy Sword	1
#1929	Dyspepsi-Cola	2
#469	Elmley shades	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#512	Frat Army FGF	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#633	Gnollish flyswatter	2
#475	Gnollish pie server	2
#578	Gnollish pie tin	2
#579	Gnollish plunger	2
#485	Gnollish slotted spoon	2
#594	Gnollish toolbox	2
#131	Hatorade	1
#614	Hell ramen	1
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#678	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1797	Imp Ale	2
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#1017	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#819	Knob Goblin elite helm	2
#714	Knob Goblin elite pants	3
#623	Knob Goblin elite polearm	4
#1097	Knob Goblin firecracker	2
#781	Knob Goblin harem pants	2
#801	Knob Goblin harem veil	2
#1091	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#628	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#913	Knob Goblin pants	2
#739	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#914	Knob Goblin scimitar	2
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#747	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#963	Knob Goblin tongs	2
#746	Knob Goblin visor	2
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#821	Knob mushroom	1
#647	Knob sausage	1
#903	Knoll mushroom	2
#669	LED block	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#3899	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#970	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#1199	M-242	1
#1760	Mad Train wine	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1140	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#2245	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#987	Mohawk wig	1
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#287	Neuromancer	1
#523	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#1269	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#843	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#195	Orcish meat locker	2
#613	PADL Phone	1
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#629	Pine-Fresh air freshener	2
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#2659	Rock Pops	1
#700	SPF 451 lip balm	2
#1110	Spam Witch sammich	1
#845	Spooky Surprise Egg	2
#338	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	2
#13	Staff of the Woodfire	1
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#507	Swabbie™ swab	1
#852	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#562	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#1307	Trollhouse cookies	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#756	Typical Tavern swill	1
🥈	Underworld acorn	1
#72	Unspeakable Earring	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#1106	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#2956	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#707	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#505	accidental cider	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#821	adder bladder	1
#705	all-purpose cleaner	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#657	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#631	ant agonist	1
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#1061	anticheese	1
#886	antique greaves	1
#896	antique helmet	1
#497	antique packet of ketchup	1
#905	antique shield	1
#946	antique spear	1
#484	armgun	1
#1105	asbestos ore	1
#1080	asparagus knife	1
#643	asshat	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#1922	awful poetry journal	1
#7431	badass belt	1
#753	bag of lard	1
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#218	banjo strings	1
#1236	bar skin	1
#962	barbed-wire fence	1
#239	bargain flash powder	2
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#902	baseball	1
#943	bat guano	1
#1018	bat wing	1
#1173	batgut	1
#1660	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#227	battered hubcap	1
#681	beach glass bead	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#967	beer bomb	1
#571	beer bong	1
#172	beer cartilage	1
#671	beer helmet	1
#723	beer lens	1
#787	beertini	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#395	big bass drum	1
#381	big boom	1
#1006	big red clown nose	1
#474	big rock	1
#801	bilge wine	1
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#469	black & tan	2
#669	black forest cake	1
#552	black forest ham	1
#389	black kettle drum	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#611	black pension check	1
#577	black pepper	1
#461	black picnic basket	1
#1047	black pixel	1
#633	black pudding	1
#851	black snake skin	1
#893	blackberry	1
#168	blackberry combat boots	2
#142	blackberry galoshes	1
#122	blackberry moccasins	2
#130	blackberry slippers	2
#290	blood of the Wereseal	1
#964	bloody clown pants	1
#622	bloody mary	1
#575	blue class ring	3
#1232	blue pixel	1
#377	blue pixel potion	1
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#340	bone flute	2
#666	bone rattle	1
#751	booty chest charrrm	1
#319	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	2
#308	bottle of Definit	2
#340	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	2
#319	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	2
#399	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#458	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#699	bottle of alcohol	1
#514	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#1331	bottle of gin	1
#5027	bottle of goofballs	1
#538	bottle of popskull	2
#1440	bottle of rum	2
#344	bottle of sake	1
#1218	bottle of tequila	2
#1127	bottle of vodka	2
#1356	bottle of whiskey	2
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#38	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#1033	bowl of cottage cheese	2
#1055	box	1
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#364	boxed champagne	1
#1191	boxed wine	2
#455	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#248	brainy skull	1
#2374	brick	2
#437	brick of sand	1
#648	briefcase	2
#1107	broken skull	2
#624	broken sword	1
#541	bronzed locust	1
#678	brown sugar cane	1
#1627	buckyball	1
#903	bugbear beanie	2
#894	bugbear bungguard	2
#592	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#938	bum cheek	2
#579	bunch of square grapes	1
#539	cactus fruit	1
#438	calle de miel	2
#1500	can of CRIMBCOLA	3
#957	can of spinach	1
#4787	candy cane	1
#2000	candy kneecapping stick	1
#1853	candy knuckles	1
#745	cannonball charrrm	1
#587	canopic jar	1
#530	carbonated soy milk	1
#635	carbonated water lily	1
🥈	carbonite visor	1
#331	cardboard katana	1
#683	cardboard wakizashi	1
#731	carob chunks	1
#682	casino pass	2
#957	cast	2
#687	cat appendix	1
#818	catgut	1
#169	catsup	1
#690	centipede eggs	1
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#1612	chaos butterfly	2
#89	charged magnet	1
#157	cheap plastic blowgun	1
#919	chef's hat	2
#664	cherry	1
#775	chewing gum on a string	1
#116	chisel	1
#576	chloroform rag	1
#717	chocolate filthy lucre	1
#578	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
#670	chopsticks	2
#2111	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#445	chunk of rock salt	1
#263	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	5
#617	clay peace-sign bead	1
#20	clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	1
#117	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	1
#72	clockwork claws	1
#159	clockwork sphere	1
#797	clown shoes	1
#817	clown skin	1
#3274	club necklace	1
#612	cocktail napkin	1
#290	cocktail onion	1
#1222	cocoa egg	1
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#1181	coconut shell	2
#597	coffin lid	1
#1053	cog	2
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#199	colorful plastic ball	225
#651	communications windchimes	1
#587	concentrated magicalness pill	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#864	cool whip	1
#738	copper ha'penny charrrm	1
#389	corn holder	2
#849	cornuthaum	1
#1823	corpse on the beach	1
#1819	corpsedriver	1
#1812	corpsetini	1
#362	costume sword	1
#1242	cranberries	1
#952	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#569	cream stout	1
#540	creamsicle	1
#706	crowbarrr	1
#198	crown-shaped beanie	1
#597	cup of infinite pencils	1
#389	cup of primitive beer	2
#403	curmudgel	1
#32	dead guy's memento	1
#810	decorative fountain	1
#1795	delicious salad	1
#826	demon skin	2
#437	dented harmonica	1
#591	deodorant	1
#2467	diamond necklace	2
#852	diamond-studded cane	2
#597	didgeridooka	1
#209	dingy planks	1
#393	dire fudgesicle	2
#972	dirty hobo gloves	2
#759	disassembled clover	36
#1648	disco ball	2
#1531	disco mask	2
#1026	disease	1
#670	disembodied brain	2
#292	disembodied smile	1
#228	dishrag	2
#703	disintegrating quill pen	2
#677	displaced fish	1
#985	distilled fortified wine	1
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#1718	disturbing fanfic	2
#1607	dollhive	1
#398	dope gangsta bling-bling	2
#813	drab sonata	1
#931	draggin' ball hat	1
#782	dried face	1
#763	drum machine	1
#1064	dry noodles	2
#516	ducha de oro	1
#2108	duct tape	2
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#1576	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#922	dusty bottle of Marsala	2
#944	dusty bottle of Merlot	2
#930	dusty bottle of Muscat	2
#931	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	2
#949	dusty bottle of Port	2
#904	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	2
#896	eXtreme mittens	1
#854	eXtreme scarf	1
#228	eggbeater	2
#2080	elven cellocello	1
#1910	elven suicide capsule	1
#1025	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	2
#666	empty meat tank	1
#543	enchanted barbell	1
#604	enchanted bean	1
#540	energy drink IV	1
#734	enormous belt buckle	1
#477	enormous hoop earring	1
#970	evil golden arch	1
#354	evil golden arches	1
#191	evil teddy bear sewing kit	1
#405	exploding hacky-sack	1
#470	extra-strength strongness elixir	1
#1016	eye of newt	1
#403	eye-pod	1
#1085	eyepatch	1
#952	f3d0r4	1
#374	fairy gravy boat	2
#762	fake blood	1
#850	fancy bath salts	1
#1881	fancy chocolate car	1
#1378	fat stacks of cash	1
#178	fat wallet	2
#366	fermenting powder	2
#656	ferret bait	1
#736	fetid feather	1
#506	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	1
#800	filthy corduroys	2
#774	filthy knitted dread sack	2
#1899	filthy lucre	2
#527	filthy poultice	1
#880	fine wine	1
#692	[2426]fire flower	1
#609	fish-liver oil	1
#856	flaming feather	1
#793	flaming talons	2
#619	flange	1
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#127	floaty sand	153
#275	flower petal pie	1
#791	foolscap fool's cap	1
#99	football helmet	1
#463	fortune cookie	1
#323	frat brats	1
#348	fricasseed brains	2
#776	frightful feather	1
#501	frigid mote	1
#1093	frigid ninja stars	1
#680	frilly skirt	2
#810	frozen feather	1
#597	frozen nunchaku	2
#236	fruit bowl	1
#782	funky dried mushroom	1
#540	furniture dolly	1
#1363	furry fur	2
#427	furry pants	1
#605	fuzzbump	1
#661	gas balloon	1
#615	gauze garter	1
#696	gearbox necklace	1
#982	ghuol ears	1
#1350	ghuol egg	1
#995	ghuol guolash	1
#386	giant cactus quill	1
#1640	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#1516	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#563	giant foam finger	1
#642	giant moxie weed	1
#1255	giant needle	1
#798	glass of goat's milk	2
#1108	glowing red eye	1
#747	gnatwing	1
#145	gnatwing earring	1
#671	gnoll lips	2
#661	gnoll teeth	2
#846	goat cheese	1
#572	goatskin umbrella	1
#2777	golden ring	1
#167	golden twig	1
#93	goofily-plumed helmet	1
#2659	googly eye	1
#773	grapefruit	1
#829	grapes	1
#500	grave robbing shovel	1
#1910	green beer	1
#1159	green candy heart	1
#940	green clay bead	2
#1110	green pixel	1
#594	green-frosted astral cupcake	1
#595	gremlin juice	1
#871	guitar pick	1
#655	hair spray	1
#401	half-rotten brain	1
#5201	handful of confetti	1
#1187	handful of hand chalk	2
#627	handful of moss	1
#899	handful of sand	1
#629	handful of sawdust	1
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#647	happiness	1
#324	headhunter necktie	1
#2506	heart necklace	2
#1194	heavy D	1
#540	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#758	hellion cube	2
#1689	helmet turtle	2
#893	hemp string	1
#1103	herb brownies	2
#993	herbs	1
#516	hermit permit	2
#881	hill of beans	2
#550	hippy medical kit	1
#578	hippy protest button	1
#576	honey-dipped locust	1
#351	horizontal tango	2
#258	hot buttered roll	1
#684	hot date	1
#999	hot katana blade	1
#411	hot wad	2
#1214	hot wing	2
#1604	iGoogly	1
#1763	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1
#1495	ice-cold Willer	2
#1356	ice-cold fotie	1
#615	icy katana hilt	1
#307	imitation crab meat	1
#742	infernal insoles	1
#668	inkwell	1
#682	irate sombrero	1
#268	jabañero pepper	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#1295	jar of swamp gas	1
#1453	jawbruiser	2
#543	jug-o-magicalness	1
#505	keg shield	1
#184	ketchup	1
#911	ketchup hound	1
#529	kick-ass kicks	1
#2543	killing feather	1
#330	kiwi	2
#289	knob bugle	2
#305	kumquat	1
#632	large box	1
#280	large cocoa eggshell fragment	1
🥈	laser cannon	1
#3057	laser-broiled pear	1
#1167	lavender candy heart	1
#186	lawn dart	2
#1295	lead necklace	1
#206	lead yo-yo	1
#692	leather chaps	1
#896	leather mask	1
#743	leathery bat skin	1
#796	leathery cat skin	1
#589	leathery rat skin	1
#492	left half of a heart necklace	1
#501	leftovers of indeterminate origin	2
#1235	lemon	1
#669	leotarrrd	1
#1830	licorice garrote	1
#1007	lihc eye	1
#904	lihc face	1
#808	lime	2
#632	line	32
#869	linoleum ore	1
#521	linoleum sword	1
#1205	little paper umbrella	2
#209	little round pebble	1
#406	llama lama gong	1
#481	long pork	1
#930	long skinny balloon	1
#1355	loose teeth	2
#237	lotion of hotness	1
#241	lotion of sleaziness	1
#913	lowercase N	1
#100	lucky ball-and-chain	1
#1977	lucky rabbit's foot	1
#425	lupine sword	1
#2078	mafia aria	1
#1893	magical ice cube with a fly in it	1
#1146	magical ice cubes	2
#684	magicalness-in-a-can	1
#491	magilaser blastercannon	1
#553	maiden wig	2
#248	makeshift cape	1
#181	makeshift turban	1
#239	mandarina colada	2
#349	margarita	3
#1132	mariachi pants	2
#575	marionette collective	1
#667	martini	1
#498	meat engine	1
#692	meat from yesterday	1
#668	meat paste	12
#973	meat stack	2
#1088	meat vortex	1
#335	meatcar model	1
#132	meatspout staff	1
#629	megatofu	1
#1203	metallic A	1
#120	mimosette	1
#897	mind flayer corpse	1
#467	mojo filter	1
#503	monkey wrench	1
#2028	monomolecular yo-yo	1
#647	mother's little helper	1
#145	moxie magnet	1
#964	moxie weed	1
#599	mullet wig	1
#992	mummy costume	1
#812	mummy wrapping	1
#378	mushroom pizza	1
#3218	nanite-infested eggnog	1
#3326	nanite-infested fruitcake	1
#3424	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	1
#1183	nanofiber cloth	1
#493	natural fennel soda	1
#568	necklace chain	1
#858	ninja hot pants	1
#628	ninja mop	1
#104	ninja pirate zombie robot head	1
#262	nothing-in-the-box	1
#3384	obsidian dagger	1
#468	ocarina of space	1
#446	ocean motion	2
#188	old school flying disc	2
#258	old-fashioned	1
🥇	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	1
#797	olive	1
#941	orange	1
#435	orange peel hat	1
#738	original G	20
#189	out-of-tune biwa	1
#1956	oversized fish scaler	1
#618	oversized pipe	1
#273	oversized pizza cutter	28
#409	ovoid leather thing	1
#1889	oyster basket	1
#1185	pack of KWE trading card	2
#1760	pail	1
#740	palm frond	1
#1171	pants of the Slug Lord	2
#987	papaya	1
#528	papaya sling	1
#619	papaya slung	1
#80	paper-plate-mail pants	1
#106	parisian cathouse	1
#1390	pasta spoon	2
#914	patchouli incense stick	1
#378	patchouli oil bomb	1
#239	pear	1
#1276	penguin skin	1
#100	pentacorn hat	1
#610	perforated battle paddle	1
#473	perpendicular hula	1
#106	petrified noodles	1
#898	petrified wood	1
#841	phat turquoise bead	1
#1170	phonics down	1
#321	pie crust	1
#1207	piece of wedding cake	1
#537	piercing post	1
#634	pile of dusty animal bones	2
#1155	pink candy heart	1
#930	pink clay bead	2
#595	pink pony	1
#524	pink-frosted astral cupcake	1
#727	pirate pelvis	1
#592	pitchfork	1
#288	pixel hat	1
#162	pixel pants	1
#211	pixel sword	1
#428	plain pizza	1
🥈	plexifoam chin strap	1
#1217	plot hole	2
#266	plum	1
#213	plum wine	1
#359	polka-dot bow tie	1
#530	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	1
#2127	polyalloy shield	1
🥈	polymorphic fastening apparatus	1
#180	poodle skirt	1
#914	pool cue	2
#294	porquoise necklace	1
#988	pr0n legs	1
#1167	probability potion	1
#1189	procrastination potion	1
#337	prussian cathouse	1
#106	pulled porquoise pendant	1
#1101	pumpkinhead mask	1
#646	purple-frosted astral cupcake	1
#486	pygmy blowgun	1
#377	pygmy nose-bone	1
#444	pygmy pygment	1
#278	pygmy spear	1
#120	rabbit punch	1
#304	raspberry	1
#734	rat appendix	2
#86	ratskin belt	1
#488	rave whistle	1
#1361	ravioli hat	2
#875	razor-sharp can lid	2
#521	red class ring	14
#797	red pixel	1
#514	redrum	1
#576	reinforced beaded headband	1
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#110	union scalemail pants	1
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#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#1737	yeti fur	1
#606	yohohoyo	1
#149	zmobie	1

Wow, that's 1,702 items total!

what items are this player missing?