Museum :: Luc1fer

Luc1fer

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#118	1-ball	68
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#27	100-Watt bulb	8
#121	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	101
#103	2-ball	76
#144	3-ball	53
#27	30669 scroll	336
#57	33398 scroll	513
#22	334 scroll	259
#112	4-ball	76
#141	4-d camera	1
#322	4-dimensional guitar	3
#28	5-Alarm Saucepan	14
#142	5-ball	54
#105	6-ball	75
#11	64067 scroll	111
#17	668 scroll	141
#45	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	114
#134	7-ball	64
#123	8-ball	344
#296	9-ball	3
#569	ASCII shirt	2
#276	Alewife™ Ale	1
#613	Amulet of Yendor	29
#660	Ancient Saucehelm	4
#404	Angry Farmer candy	245
#103	Ankh of Badahnkadh	4
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#2708	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	3
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#615	Bit O' Ectoplasm	2
#12	Bjorn's Hammer	39
#57	Black No. 2	257
#116	Blackfly Chardonnay	69
#49	Blatantly Canadian	228
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#141	Boozehounds Anonymous token	6
#17	Boris's key lime	49
#46	Boris's ring	26
#763	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	5
#115	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	101
#143	C.H.U.M. chum	11
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#70	Cerebral Cloche	2
#133	Cerebral Crossbow	2
#49	Cerebral Culottes	3
#37	Cherry Cloaca Cola	103
#24	Children's Meal of the Damned	1
#126	Cloaca grenade	129
#80	Cloaca-Cola	599
#56	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	54
#23	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	124
#26	Cloaca-Cola helmet	122
#111	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	31
#24	Cloaca-Cola shield	124
#256	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	3
#49	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	6
#1869	Codpiece of the Goblin King	2
#967	Colander of Em-er'il	3
#132	Cold Hots candy	115
#62	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	25
#89	Comma Chameleon egg	1
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#65	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	23
#1199	Corpse Island iced tea	3
#11	Crimbo stocking	8
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#97	Crimboween memo	77
#887	Crimbuck	846
#355	Crown of the Goblin King	67
#140	Daffy Taffy	253
#320	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#29	Diet Cloaca Cola	107
#1695	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#58	Disco Banjo	10
#64	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	109
#47	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	381
#21	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	216
#27	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	101
#20	Doc's Miracle Cure	101
#94	Dolphin King's crown	42
#115	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	101
#26	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	139
#9	Dramatic™ range	261
#2267	Drowsy Sword	2
#72	Dyspepsi grenade	157
#80	Dyspepsi-Cola	1,007
#56	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	46
#19	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	125
#19	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	131
#91	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	42
#15	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	129
#107	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	6
#1102	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#70	El Vibrato power sphere	24
#109	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	2
#224	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	2
#257	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#158	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	2
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	3
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	3
#1468	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#26	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	192
#10	Elfin shortbread	501
#470	Elmley shades	1
#54	Ent cider	307
#10	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	102
#50	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	337
#194	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	2
#58	Feynman gate	207
#343	Frat Army FGF	5
#16	GOTO	756
#239	Gaia beads	13
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#54	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	28
#17	Gnollish autoplunger	101
#37	Gnollish casserole dish	30
#26	Gnollish flyswatter	242
#90	Gnollish pie server	20
#76	Gnollish pie tin	127
#32	Gnollish plunger	147
#77	Gnollish slotted spoon	26
#56	Gnollish toolbox	132
#151	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	3
#268	Goodfella contract	173
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#1440	Green Clover of Justice	1
#25	Hanukkimbo dreidl	2
#47	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	101
#13	Hatorade	101
#187	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	2
#25	Hell broth	25
#83	Hell ramen	101
#13	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	40
#351	Hippy Army MPE	10
#230	Hollandaise helmet	21
#165	Iiti Kitty phone charm	21
#69	Imp Ale	4,223
#1207	Instant Karma	1
#73	Jarlsberg's earring	15
#26	Jarlsberg's key lime	41
#28	Jolly Roger charrrm	412
#34	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	96
🥇	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	150,013
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#23	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	4
#18	Kentucky-fried meat staff	5
#41	Kentucky-fried meat sword	3
#22	Kentucky-style derby	107
#15	Knob Goblin Uberpants	125
#61	Knob Goblin elite helm	104
#64	Knob Goblin elite pants	104
#62	Knob Goblin elite polearm	104
#114	Knob Goblin elite shirt	77
#22	Knob Goblin eyedrops	101
#64	Knob Goblin firecracker	432
#65	Knob Goblin harem pants	101
#59	Knob Goblin harem veil	101
#22	Knob Goblin learning pill	101
#66	Knob Goblin love potion	364
#158	Knob Goblin melon baller	19
#35	Knob Goblin nasal spray	101
#158	Knob Goblin pants	101
#30	Knob Goblin perfume	103
#55	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	56
#77	Knob Goblin scimitar	208
#98	Knob Goblin seltzer	290
#12	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	197
#104	Knob Goblin spatula	288
#61	Knob Goblin steroids	354
#18	Knob Goblin stink bomb	200
#174	Knob Goblin superseltzer	53
#83	Knob Goblin tongs	232
#88	Knob Goblin visor	132
#6	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	107
#32	Knob mushroom	1,031
#33	Knob sausage	787
#57	Knob sausage stir-fry	7
#13	Knob shroomkabob	102
#17	Knob stir-fry	101
#33	Knob stuffed shells	103
#113	Knoll mushroom	122
#22	Knoll shroomkabob	102
#724	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
#145	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	1
#281	Lockenstock™ sandals	8
#3361	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	2
#79	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	153
#85	Lucky Surprise Egg	104
#44	M-242	465
#18	MSG	238
#35	Mace of the Tortoise	14
#59	Mad Train wine	2,609
#239	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	39
#27	Manetwich	36
#44	March hat	1
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#44	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	104
#75	Mayflower bouquet	1
#314	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	8
#19	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	2
#48	Meat detector	10
#46	Meat maid	7
#27	Meat maid body	25
#36	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	346
#42	Meleegra™ pills	330
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#78	Mer-kin fastjuice	9
#82	Mer-kin hookspear	8
#94	Mer-kin killscroll	6
#39	Mer-kin takebag	20
#136	Mer-kin thingpouch	2
#777	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	3
#288	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	211
#106	Miniborg beeper	5
#87	Miniborg hiveminder	5
#105	Miniborg laser	5
#117	Miniborg stomper	5
#109	Miniborg strangler	5
#181	Mob Penguin cellular phone	121
#122	Mohawk wig	110
#246	Mon Tiki	3
#306	Monstar energy beverage	14
#124	Mountain Stream soda	386
#114	Mr. Mediocrebar	686
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#29	ND	28
#52	NG	46
#62	NPZR chemistry set	101
#282	Necrotelicomnicon	2
#287	Neuromancer	1
#89	Newbiesport™ tent	103
#36	Now and Earlier	165
#46	Oil of Parrrlay	80
#62	Orcish baseball cap	104
#45	Orcish cargo shorts	114
#60	Orcish frat-paddle	103
#36	Orcish meat locker	23
#223	PADL Phone	44
#11	Pasta Spoon of Peril	15
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#194	Penultimate Fantasy chest	151
#57	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	36
#33	Pine-Fresh air freshener	102
#57	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	8
#62	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	29
#11	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	150
#77	Ram's Face Lager	1,104
#28	Regular Cloaca Cola	104
#439	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	5
#96	Rock Pops	547
#72	Rock and Roll Legend	30
#102	S.A.V.E. flyer	3
#259	SPF 451 lip balm	9
#2541	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#93	Senior Mints	215
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#34	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	31
#23	Sneaky Pete's key lime	43
#222	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	4
#100	Snow Queen Crown	73
#80	Spam Witch sammich	818
#127	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	8
#4	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	248
#34	Supernova Champagne	462
#51	Swabbie™ swab	106
#102	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	965
#50	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	108
#42	The Ring	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#126	Tiki lighter	3
#61	Time Juice	8
#59	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	103
#88	Trollhouse cookies	707
#41	Tuesday's ruby	106
#442	Typical Tavern swill	6
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#12	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	250
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#285	Valentine	110
🥈	Valentine's Day cake	101
#17	WA	101
#28	Wand of Nagamar	133
#428	Warm Subject gift certificate	101
#41	White Citadel burger	111
#35	White Citadel fries	108
#106	Wint-O-Fresh mint	234
#221	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	2
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#668	Yummy Tummy bean	293
#615	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#88	a butt tuba	20
#54	a little sump'm sump'm	106
#21	abominable blubber	152
#43	abominable snowcone	1,093
#27	accidental cider	199
#54	acid-squirting flower	136
#33	acoustic guitarrr	162
#74	adder bladder	261
#65	all-purpose cleaner	154
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#500	alphabet gum	2
#152	amulet of extreme plot significance	110
#162	ancient Magi-Wipes	59
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#13	ancient frozen dinner	301
#58	ancient protein powder	201
#52	ancient spice	111
#213	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	21
#241	ancient vinyl coin purse	20
#633	anniversary gift box	6
#104	annoying pitchfork	22
#25	ant agonist	273
#47	ant hoe	11
#38	ant pick	15
#24	ant pitchfork	19
#47	ant rake	11
#30	ant sickle	18
#69	anti-anti-antidote	131
#127	anticheese	106
#103	antique greaves	104
#282	antique hand mirror	12
#58	antique helmet	201
#26	antique packet of ketchup	197
#63	antique shield	187
#68	antique spear	203
#181	armgun	17
#261	around the world	7
#4	arrow'd heart balloon	101
#38	arrrgyle socks	117
#433	asbestos apron	1
#38	asbestos crossbow	15
#32	asbestos helmet turtle	8
#73	asbestos meat stack	1
#38	asbestos ore	319
#42	asbestos staff	10
#78	asbestos sword	9
#100	asparagus knife	101
#100	asparagus lo mein	2
#46	asparagus stir-fry	10
#5	aspirin	101
#64	asshat	101
#82	astral badger	1
#98	astral mushroom	199
#230	astronaut ice-cream	2
#230	astronaut pants	39
#63	atomic vector plotter	73
#553	awful poetry journal	131
#35	bätzle	103
#91	baby killer bee	108
#388	baconstone	21
#157	baconstone bracelet	4
#185	baconstone earring	1
#217	baconstone pendant	2
#261	baconstone ring	1
#132	bad penguin egg	1
#3415	badass belt	12
#133	badger badge	1
#90	bag of Cheat-Os	209
#511	bag of airline peanuts	58
#504	bag of lard	2
#255	baggie of powdered sugar	94
#34	balaclava	51
#38	balaclava baklava	236
#97	ball	73
#12	balloon helmet	101
#49	balloon monkey	42
#105	balloon shield	1
#18	balloon sword	45
#91	ballroom blintz	122
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#83	banjo strings	7
#74	bar skin	280
#29	barbed-wire fence	486
#39	barrrnacle	328
#15	barskin hat	126
#11	barskin tent	120
#49	bartender skull	1
#30	bartender-in-the-box	15
#67	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
#63	baseball	170
#10	basic meat crossbow	101
#20	basic meat foon	8
#9	basic meat helmet	105
#53	basic meat pants	6
#40	basic meat spork	7
#15	basic meat staff	37
#81	basic meat sword	4
#64	bat guano	400
#16	bat haggis	128
#38	bat wing	579
#30	bat wing kabob	30
#110	bat wing stir-fry	2
#277	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	6
#61	batblade	124
#34	batgut	1,719
#1291	battered Crimbo Crate	3
#155	bazookafish bubble gum	21
#49	beach ball marble	1
#39	beach glass bead	152
#288	beach glass necklace	1
#52	bean burrito	53
#30	beanbag chair	63
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#140	beefy fish meat	4
#402	beer bomb	43
#227	beer bong	11
#23	beer cartilage	101
#182	beer goggles	2
#186	beer helmet	38
#62	beer lens	85
#328	beer-scented teddy bear	1
#80	beer-soaked mop	13
#66	beertini	41
#108	begpwnia	80
#62	bejeweled accordion strap	4
#238	bejeweled pledge pin	25
#79	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	10
#58	bi-lateral logic compressor	73
#12	big bad voodoo mask	101
#94	big bass drum	26
#156	big boom	11
#89	big bundle of chamoix	3
#68	big red clown nose	229
#48	big rock	103
#11	big stick	672
#136	bilge wine	246
#702	bindlestocking	1
#377	bird rib	1
#40	bit of clingfilm	59
#25	bit-o-cactus	344
#81	black & tan	86
#470	black candy heart	14
#510	black eyedrops	1
#100	black forest cake	70
#79	black forest ham	78
#21	black greaves	145
#28	black helmet	119
#191	black kettle drum	5
#62	black paisley oyster egg	60
#68	black pension check	252
#94	black pepper	58
#47	black picnic basket	101
#167	black pixel	232
#114	black plastic oyster egg	32
#133	black polka-dot oyster egg	35
#84	black pudding	66
#17	black shield	195
#72	black snake skin	190
#293	black snowcone	12
#68	black spot	12
#1902	black striped oyster egg	2
#21	black sword	190
#159	blackberry	137
#56	blackberry combat boots	10
#16	blackberry galoshes	38
#122	blackberry moccasins	2
#23	blackberry slippers	15
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#122	blood flower	101
#102	blood of the Wereseal	12
#105	bloody beer	505
#80	bloody clown pants	138
#25	bloody mary	179
#440	blue class ring	5
#475	blue paisley oyster egg	8
#366	blue pixel	172
#15	blue pixel potion	139
#1032	blue plastic oyster egg	4
#334	blue polka-dot oyster egg	12
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#99	blue snowcone	211
#580	blue striped oyster egg	8
#83	blue suede shoes	1
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#320	blue-frosted astral cupcake	3
#142	blundarrrbus	4
#61	bobble-hip hula elf doll	2
#290	bone flute	3
#23	bone rattle	118
#135	booty chest charrrm	76
#263	booze-soaked cherry	1
#17	boring spaghetti	107
#163	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	13
#152	bottle of Definit	14
#130	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	20
#92	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	33
#133	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	31
#105	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	101
#376	bottle of Mystic Shell	2
#77	bottle of Ooze-O	23
#78	bottle of Pinot Renoir	23
#36	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	34
#12	bottle of alcohol	493
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#24	bottle of cooking sherry	204
#65	bottle of gin	874
#1016	bottle of goofballs	25
#79	bottle of melodramamine	1
#679	bottle of pirate juice	1
#15	bottle of popskull	730
#266	bottle of realpagne	1
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#121	bottle of rum	995
#169	bottle of sewage schnapps	48
#81	bottle of tequila	645
#331	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#153	bottle of vodka	226
#157	bottle of whiskey	361
#233	bottle opener belt buckle	13
#72	bottle-rocket crossbow	1
#141	bottlecap turtle	1
#9	bow	23
#39	bow staff	2
#145	bowl of cottage cheese	217
#73	bowl of lucky charms	11
#14	bowl of rye sprouts	101
#38	bowlegged pants	2
#43	bowler	2
#92	box	189
🥉	box-in-the-box	212
#23	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	16
#299	boxed champagne	2
#79	boxed wine	574
#128	boxing glove	4
#89	brainy skull	7
#60	brand new key	2
#74	brass stinger	7
#746	brick	47
#28	brick of sand	68
#40	briefcase	630
#543	brine	36
#232	broken carburetor	1
#33	broken cellular phone	225
#89	broken skull	521
#67	broken sword	101
#309	bronze breastplate	4
#24	bronzed locust	255
#247	brown crock marble	1
#27	brown sugar cane	448
#42	bubblewrap ore	155
#141	bubbly potion	129
#123	buckler buckle	4
#131	buckyball	45
#41	bugbear beanie	321
#42	bugbear bungguard	280
#155	bullet-proof corduroys	46
#110	bum cheek	183
#155	bumblebee marble	1
#186	bunch of square grapes	26
#121	buoybottoms	9
#744	burst hellseal brain	2
#53	bus pass	29
#22	cactus fruit	278
#23	calle de miel	133
#249	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#33	can of Binarrrca	270
#243	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	2
#49	can of Red Minotaur	130
#103	can of black paint	4
#212	can of fake snow	2
#44	can of maces	26
#733	can of spinach	2
#343	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	26
#39	candied kobold	149
#33	candied yam pinky ring	2
#291	candied yams	30
#54	candy brain	134
#123	candy cane	320
#79	candy kneecapping stick	20
#107	candy knuckles	16
#253	candy stake	20
#119	cannonball charrrm	85
#112	canopic jar	117
#233	canteen of wine	102
#65	capacitor relay	186
#63	carbon nanotube frame	216
#253	carbonated soy milk	16
#36	carbonated water lily	694
#56	cardboard crossbow	1
#10	cardboard katana	148
#37	cardboard ore	156
#109	cardboard wakizashi	35
#8	carob brownies	101
#53	carob chunk cookies	101
#57	carob chunk noodles	51
#48	carob chunks	240
#33	casino pass	172
#38	cast	1,376
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#28	cat appendix	345
#47	catgut	462
#216	catgut taco	1
#32	centipede eggs	252
#12	chain-mail monokini	101
#474	chaos butterfly	315
#25	charming flute	65
#175	cheap cigar butt	14
#29	cheap plastic bottle opener	171
#997	cheap toaster	2
#23	cheap wind-up clock	141
#45	chef skull	4
#44	chef's hat	305
#29	chef-in-the-box	17
#89	cherry	123
#26	chewing gum on a string	2,685
#255	chintzy noodle ring	3
#147	chintzy saucepan earring	7
#344	chloroform rag	6
#102	chocolate spurs	7
#31	chopsticks	193
#61	chorizo brownies	51
#34	chorizo taco	263
#45	chrome crossbow	14
#164	chrome crossbow string	1
#30	chrome helmet turtle	21
#48	chrome ore	187
#49	chrome staff	10
#169	chrome stick	1
#54	chrome sword	12
#26	chrome sword hilt	17
#91	chunk of depleted Grimacite	105
#46	chunk of rock salt	829
#41	clay peace-sign bead	153
#120	clockwork chef-in-the-box	1
#24	clockwork crossbow	3
#72	clockwork doohickey	1
#32	clockwork hat	2
#25	clockwork key	52
#22	clockwork pants	2
#159	clockwork sphere	1
#29	clockwork trench coat	3
#24	clockwork widget	8
#79	cloudy potion	262
#522	clown hammer	53
#52	clown shoes	128
#63	clown skin	156
#65	clown wig	4
#159	clownskin belt	2
#111	clownskin buckler	1
#144	clownskin harness	2
#2494	club necklace	2
#28	cob of corn	101
#38	cocktail napkin	283
#192	cocktail onion	6
#148	cocoa egg	102
#216	cocoa eggshell fragment	399
#116	coconut shell	869
#245	coffin lid	6
#68	cog	558
#37	cog and sprocket assembly	74
#16	cold ninja mask	310
#44	cold nuggets	124
#7	cold powder	568
#259	cold wad	5
#212	colored-light "necklace"	2
#26	comfy blanket	1
#204	communications windchimes	52
#61	computronic processing unit	73
#128	concentrated magicalness pill	19
#315	cool mushroom	8
#71	cool whip	160
#123	copper ha'penny charrrm	77
#13	corn holder	422
#83	cornuthaum	101
#397	corpse on the beach	13
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#46	white snake skin	371
#67	white sword	108
#45	wholeberd	3
#749	whoopie cushion	40
#220	wicker shield	15
#89	wiffle-flail	1
#572	wind-up chattering teeth	56
#42	windchimes	423
#19	wine spritzer	105
#368	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	107
#117	witty rapier	64
#279	wolf mask	104
#19	wonderwall shield	118
#34	wooden axe	59
#14	wooden block	202
#41	wooden figurine	64
#39	wooden stakes	101
#148	wool hat	15
#61	woolen cravat	1
#21	world's smallest violin	101
#96	worn tophat	34
#141	worthless gewgaw	89
#132	worthless knick-knack	121
#144	worthless trinket	62
#590	wreath of laurels	1
#328	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	3
#1157	wrench bracelet	1
#96	wussiness potion	252
#585	x-ray specs	31
#33	yak skin	105
#39	yak whip	7
#43	yakskin buckler	3
#24	yakskin pants	8
#16	ye olde golde frontes	14
#241	yellow candy heart	211
#382	yellow paisley oyster egg	7
#139	yellow plastic oyster egg	32
#881	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	2
#525	yellow snowcone	64
#47	yellow striped oyster egg	36
#222	yeti fur	1,135
#30	yo	235
#367	yo-yo	87
#129	yohohoyo	28
#42	yuletide troll chrysalis	2
#7	zombie pineal gland	178

Wow, that's 418,418 items total!

what items are this player missing?