| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #396 | CRIMBCO scrip | 765 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #1190 | Crimbuck | 405 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #522 | Goodfella contract | 31 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #4214 | box of sunshine | 12 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #904 | bugbear beanie | 2 |
| #895 | bugbear bungguard | 2 |
| #89 | burrowgrub hive | 2 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #304 | dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #295 | dusty fifth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #314 | dusty fifth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #300 | dusty fifth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #321 | dusty first thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #302 | dusty fourth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #282 | dusty left eighth rib | 1 |
| #289 | dusty left first front claw | 1 |
| #294 | dusty left fourth front claw | 1 |
| #310 | dusty left fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #293 | dusty left fourth rib | 1 |
| #297 | dusty left radius | 1 |
| #292 | dusty left scapula | 1 |
| #309 | dusty left seventh rib | 1 |
| #320 | dusty left tenth rib | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left thumb | 1 |
| #311 | dusty left tibia | 1 |
| #295 | dusty left ulna | 1 |
| #279 | dusty ninth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #287 | dusty right first rib | 1 |
| #292 | dusty right fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #286 | dusty right fourth rib | 1 |
| #307 | dusty right ninth rib | 1 |
| #311 | dusty right second rear claw | 1 |
| #293 | dusty right third front claw | 1 |
| #294 | dusty right third rib | 1 |
| #306 | dusty right thumb | 1 |
| #313 | dusty right twelfth rib | 1 |
| #291 | dusty second caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #287 | dusty second cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #297 | dusty sixth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #312 | dusty sixth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #292 | dusty sixth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #293 | dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #571 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #1023 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #3890 | grue egg | 3 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1130 | mariachi pants | 2 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #284 | purple glowstick | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #468 | turtle pheromones | 5 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |