| #1781 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1785 | Boss Bat britches | 4 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1683 | Crimboween memo | 4 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #20 | Dust bunny | 520 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #411 | Imp Ale | 430 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #519 | Mad Train wine | 171 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #5 | Radio Free Baseball Cap | 1 |
| #10 | Radio KoL Antenna Ball | 1 |
| #4 | Radio KoL Flashlight | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #3937 | badass belt | 9 |
| #902 | baseball | 1 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #3302 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #537 | bottle of popskull | 2 |
| #4499 | box of sunshine | 10 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #263 | burnt flower | 11 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #169 | catsup | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #449 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #995 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #1477 | giant pinky ring | 6 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #97 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 5 |
| #184 | ketchup | 1 |
| #528 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #669 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #270 | library card | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #37 | pottery barn owl figurine | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #132 | radio button candy | 9 |
| #609 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #279 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1339 | stuffed snowy owl | 37 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #504 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #29 | tiny ballet slippers | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #705 | white lightning | 6 |
| #107 | wind-up owl | 3 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |