Museum :: tanstaafl

tanstaafl

Rank	Item	Quantity
#398	1-ball	12
#152	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	76
#371	2-ball	12
#292	3-ball	18
#156	30669 scroll	76
#163	33398 scroll	134
#62	334 scroll	109
#355	4-ball	13
#190	4-dimensional guitar	10
#401	5-ball	11
#484	6-ball	9
#273	668 scroll	3
#78	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	65
#654	7-ball	6
#402	8-ball	67
#152	ASCII shirt	16
#2232	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#433	Angry Farmer candy	217
#170	Ankh of Badahnkadh	2
#1045	BGE merchandise order form	1
#309	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	2
#1397	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	8
#195	Battlie Light Saver	1
#214	Ben-Gal™ Balm	3
#156	Bit O' Ectoplasm	16
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#223	Black No. 2	33
#199	Blackfly Chardonnay	23
#389	Blatantly Canadian	5
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#85	Bohemian rhapsody	8
#49	Boris's key lime	15
#166	Boris's key lime pie	7
#396	Boris's ring	4
#570	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	6
#479	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	11
#585	Bulky Buddy Box	5
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#249	C.H.U.M. knife	4
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2098	CRIMBCO mug	1
#376	CRIMBCO scrip	840
#1940	CRIMBCO wine	1
#792	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
#1190	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#265	Cherry Cloaca Cola	4
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#164	Claybender glasses	1
#1122	Cloaca grenade	7
#157	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	16
#260	Cloaca-Cola helmet	9
#127	Cloaca-Cola shield	17
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#1558	Codpiece of the Goblin King	3
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#176	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	7
#673	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	3
#331	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	2
#1450	Corpse Island iced tea	2
#1272	Crimbo fudge	2
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#772	Crimboween memo	14
#504	Crimbuck	2,015
#491	Crown of the Goblin King	51
#536	Daffy Taffy	55
#205	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	3
#1538	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#366	Diet Cloaca Cola	2
#1168	Disco 'Fro Pick	3
#251	Disco Banjo	2
#410	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	3
#112	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	124
#163	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	10
#407	Dolphin King's crown	11
#455	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	13
#392	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	9
#104	Dramatic™ range	14
#438	Drowsy Sword	43
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#129	Duskwalker syringe	3
#731	Dyspepsi grenade	14
#284	Dyspepsi-Cola	255
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#239	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	10
#122	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	17
#245	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	9
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#83	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	8
#179	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	3
#154	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	2
#59	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	6
#145	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	3
#86	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	12
#112	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	9
#103	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	7
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#72	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	55
#227	Elfin shortbread	4
#469	Elmley shades	1
#395	Ent cider	18
#203	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	63
#320	Frat Army FGF	7
🥇	French slippers	1
#64	Frost™ brand sword	2
#120	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#392	Gaia beads	4
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#164	Genalen™ Bottle	18
#139	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	8
#74	Gnollish autoplunger	3
#99	Gnollish casserole dish	10
#122	Gnollish flyswatter	27
#70	Gnollish pie server	27
#149	Gnollish pie tin	36
#94	Gnollish plunger	31
#102	Gnollish slotted spoon	20
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#66	Goodfella contract	809
#170	Grateful Undead T-shirt	3
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#619	Gummi-Gnauga	2
#1145	Heimandatz's heart	1
#233	Hippy Army MPE	29
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#103	Iiti Kitty phone charm	47
#173	Imp Ale	1,353
#873	Instant Karma	3
#489	Iron Beta of Industry	15
#357	Jarlsberg's earring	4
#48	Jarlsberg's key lime	17
#184	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	5
#136	Jolly Roger charrrm	34
#153	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	16
#392	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	20
#74	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	14
#214	Knob Goblin elite helm	27
#177	Knob Goblin elite pants	34
#212	Knob Goblin elite polearm	26
#322	Knob Goblin elite shirt	22
#170	Knob Goblin firecracker	144
#73	Knob Goblin harem pants	96
#67	Knob Goblin harem veil	95
#393	Knob Goblin love potion	27
#234	Knob Goblin melon baller	10
#144	Knob Goblin pants	109
#78	Knob Goblin perfume	53
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#187	Knob Goblin scimitar	88
#302	Knob Goblin seltzer	51
#156	Knob Goblin spatula	123
#361	Knob Goblin steroids	24
#141	Knob Goblin superseltzer	69
#226	Knob Goblin tongs	82
#388	Knob Goblin visor	13
#353	Knob mushroom	17
#63	Knob nuts	21
#481	Knob sausage	4
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#172	Knoll mushroom	85
#291	Knoll shroomkabob	4
#88	Knoll stir-fry	2
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#669	LED block	1
#236	Lockenstock™ sandals	11
#631	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	43
#467	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	13
#549	Lucky Surprise Egg	4
#1199	M-242	1
#140	MSG	6
#438	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#819	Mad Train wine	56
#1560	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	2
#100	Manetwich	10
#128	Mariner's Friend cough drops	5
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#95	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	36
#174	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	26
#163	Meat detector	4
#82	Meat maid body	4
#647	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	2
#103	Meleegra™ pills	101
#452	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	8
#378	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	118
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#392	Misty Cape	1
#395	Misty Cloak	1
#1759	Mob Penguin cellular phone	3
#285	Mohawk wig	39
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#167	Monstar energy beverage	63
#175	Mountain Stream soda	220
#1082	Mr. Mediocrebar	40
#158	ND	1
#165	Necrotelicomnicon	4
#97	New Cloaca-Cola	4
#432	Newbiesport™ tent	2
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#1573	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#178	O'RLY manual	3
#84	Oil of Parrrlay	43
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#173	Orange Star of Sacrifice	12
#66	Orcish baseball cap	99
#51	Orcish cargo shorts	101
#98	Orcish frat-paddle	57
#195	Orcish meat locker	2
#304	Order of the Silver Wossname	2
#167	PADL Phone	83
#804	Penultimate Fantasy chest	2
#362	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	3
#260	Pine-Fresh air freshener	12
#235	Pink Heart of Spirit	4
#173	Polysniff Perfume	1
#139	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	9
#71	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	18
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#495	Ram's Face Lager	29
#280	Regular Cloaca Cola	3
#1295	Rock Pops	30
#77	Rock and Roll Legend	28
#87	S.T.L.T.	1
#80	SPF 451 lip balm	28
#1139	Scalp of Gorgolok	3
#648	Senior Mints	6
#282	Sinful Desires	2
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#108	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	12
#51	Sneaky Pete's key lime	16
#192	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	5
#400	Snow Queen Crown	5
#212	Space Tours Tripple	2
#192	Spam Witch sammich	268
#810	Spooky Surprise Egg	3
#163	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	6
#178	Squat-Thrust Magazine	2
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#138	Supernova Champagne	53
#95	Swabbie™ swab	54
#151	T.U.R.D.S. Key	3
#417	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	29
#689	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	6
#248	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#510	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	18
#243	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	302
#145	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	33
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#1804	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#625	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#120	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	52
#213	Trollhouse cookies	225
#82	Tuesday's ruby	38
#290	Typical Tavern swill	15
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#76	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	51
#101	Wand of Nagamar	54
#847	Warm Subject gift certificate	8
#477	White Citadel burger	1
#230	White Citadel fries	7
#127	Whoompa Fur Pants	2
#739	Wint-O-Fresh mint	12
#233	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	1
#87	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	6
#744	Yellow Moon of Compassion	4
#1001	Yummy Tummy bean	162
#375	Zim Merman's guitar	2
#659	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	2
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#365	a butt tuba	1
#462	abominable snowcone	23
#214	accidental cider	8
#152	acid-squirting flower	32
#114	acoustic guitarrr	42
#215	adder bladder	53
#164	agua de vida	15
#171	all-purpose cleaner	60
#621	alphabet gum	1
#343	amulet of extreme plot significance	42
#94	ancient Magi-Wipes	181
#85	ancient cursed foot locker	4
#116	ancient frozen dinner	24
#182	ancient ice cream scoop	1
#143	ancient poisoned dart	18
#211	ancient protein powder	26
#66	ancient spice	83
#164	ancient stone fist	6
#232	ancient stone head	1
#1652	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	4
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#142	annoying pitchfork	17
#105	ant agonist	38
#116	ant hoe	4
#255	ant pick	1
#166	ant pitchfork	2
#184	ant rake	2
#165	ant sickle	2
#350	anti-anti-antidote	5
#765	anticheese	3
#250	antique bottle of cough syrup	2
#58	antique greaves	208
#130	antique hand mirror	57
#56	antique helmet	210
#90	antique packet of ketchup	28
#59	antique shield	207
#65	antique spear	208
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#294	armgun	6
#281	around the world	6
#128	arrrgyle socks	22
#218	asbestos apron	5
#88	asbestos crossbow	8
#73	asbestos meat stack	1
#84	asbestos ore	116
#152	asbestos staff	4
#303	asbestos sword	2
#206	asparagus knife	50
#155	asshat	19
#1619	astronaut pants	2
#848	atomic vector plotter	2
#526	awful poetry journal	148
#511	baby killer bee	19
#183	babycakes	1
#779	baconstone	10
#42	baconstone ring	8
#1002	badass belt	54
#147	badge of authority	1
#326	bag of Cheat-Os	27
#191	bag of lard	6
#795	baggie of powdered sugar	10
#430	balaclava	1
#256	balaclava baklava	11
#111	balloon helmet	4
#140	balloon monkey	12
#95	balloon sword	5
#101	ballroom blintz	101
#434	banana peel	5
#1020	banana-frosted king cake	1
#969	bananagate	1
#247	bar skin	52
#333	barbed-wire fence	14
#267	barrrnacle	60
#186	barskin tent	1
#31	bartender skull	2
#174	baseball	44
#307	bat guano	42
#231	bat haggis	1
#136	bat wing	145
#216	bat wing kabob	1
#998	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#104	batblade	53
#222	batgut	155
#1427	bath ball gift set	1
#641	battered Crimbo Crate	14
#105	battered hubcap	6
#397	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#110	beach glass bead	69
#287	beach glass necklace	1
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#187	beer bomb	228
#156	beer bong	25
#88	beer goggles	8
#119	beer helmet	73
#73	beer-a-pult	2
#239	beer-scented teddy bear	2
#208	beer-soaked mop	1
#787	beertini	1
#233	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#120	bejeweled pledge pin	78
#79	bellhop bell	8
#770	bi-lateral logic compressor	2
#98	big bad voodoo mask	10
#162	big red clown nose	57
#474	big rock	1
#117	bigger stick	1
#111	bilge wine	343
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#96	bird rib	23
#766	bit of clingfilm	5
#220	bit-o-cactus	19
#201	black & tan	13
#110	black eyedrops	7
#220	black forest cake	18
#162	black forest ham	20
#126	black greaves	28
#116	black helmet	32
#161	black kettle drum	7
#239	black pepper	10
#146	black pixel	278
#1182	black polka-dot oyster egg	3
#165	black pudding	20
#128	black shield	26
#243	black snake skin	30
#147	black sword	26
#198	blackberry	94
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#253	blind-packed capsule toy	30
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#744	bloody beer	4
#104	bloody clown pants	93
#79	bloody mary	39
#689	blue class ring	2
#759	blue glowstick	1
#144	blue pixel	712
#95	blue pixel potion	16
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#665	blue striped oyster egg	7
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#459	blueberry-frosted king cake	2
#235	bone flute	5
#167	bone rattle	14
#93	booty chest charrrm	121
#354	borg sock monkey	5
#202	bottle of Definit	9
#319	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	2
#307	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	2
#62	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	198
#150	bottle of Mystic Shell	6
#218	bottle of Ooze-O	5
#155	bottle of Pete's Sake	3
#285	bottle of Pinot Renoir	5
#78	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	14
#98	bottle of alcohol	61
#343	bottle of antifreeze	3
#91	bottle of black cat tonic	11
#163	bottle of cooking sherry	12
#717	bottle of gin	12
#5026	bottle of goofballs	1
#132	bottle of pirate juice	6
#157	bottle of popskull	17
#128	bottle of realpagne	4
#55	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	7
#242	bottle of rum	297
#296	bottle of sewage schnapps	19
#1072	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#484	bottle of tequila	39
#605	bottle of vodka	16
#370	bottle of whiskey	99
#180	bottle opener belt buckle	23
#103	bottled inspiration	11
#38	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#275	bowl of cottage cheese	99
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#81	box	200
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#468	boxed wine	38
#143	boxing glove	3
#379	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	2
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#89	brainy skull	7
#41	brazen bracelet	1
#205	breath mint	2
#93	brick of sand	20
#452	briefcase	7
#251	broken skull	88
#60	broken sword	107
#93	bronze breastplate	21
#105	bronzed locust	28
#447	brown plastic baby	1
#74	brown sugar cane	124
#275	bubblewrap ore	7
#231	bubblin' crude	51
#70	bubbly potion	252
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#640	buckyball	7
#120	bugbear beanie	79
#148	bugbear bungguard	49
#162	bullet-proof corduroys	44
#345	bum cheek	50
#265	bunch of square grapes	14
#57	buoybottoms	20
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#149	bus pass	6
#463	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#151	cactus fruit	18
#98	can cannon	1
#882	can of Binarrrca	9
#1101	can of CRIMBCOLA	4
#152	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	4
#150	can of Red Minotaur	31
#223	can of Swiller	16
#546	can of fake snow	1
#402	can of maces	2
#67	can of spinach	25
#68	can-can-in-a-can	7
#1299	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	6
#1439	candied yams	5
#856	candy brain	1
#1300	candy cane	25
#1565	candy kneecapping stick	2
#1466	candy knuckles	2
#1783	candy stake	4
#122	cannonball charrrm	83
#454	canopic jar	5
#1312	canteen of wine	7
#1461	capacitor relay	3
#1613	carbon nanotube frame	2
#160	carbonated soy milk	46
#82	carbonated water lily	181
#112	cardboard katana	6
#181	cardboard ore	12
#82	cardboard wakizashi	57
#121	carob brownies	2
#286	carob chunk cookies	8
#433	carob chunk noodles	3
#124	carob chunks	77
#88	casino pass	50
#148	cast	230
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#111	cat appendix	56
#138	catgut	97
#128	catgut taco	3
#143	centipede eggs	30
#597	chaos butterfly	163
#89	charged magnet	1
#144	charrrm bracelet	1
#274	cheap cigar butt	6
#91	cheap elven gloves	33
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#136	chef's hat	103
#110	chef-skull-in-the-box	1
#559	cherry	2
#107	chewing gum on a string	220
#87	chintzy accordion pin	8
#113	chintzy disco ball pendant	9
#184	chintzy noodle ring	5
#246	chintzy saucepan earring	3
#370	chintzy seal pendant	2
#131	chintzy turtle brooch	9
#198	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	1
#261	chloroform rag	13
#288	chocolate spurs	2
#210	chopsticks	25
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#213	chorizo taco	23
#112	chrome crossbow	7
#133	chrome helmet turtle	2
#64	chrome meat stack	1
#96	chrome ore	91
#429	chrome staff	1
#222	chrome sword	4
#1103	chunk of depleted Grimacite	7
#132	chunk of rock salt	54
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#1147	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#105	clay peace-sign bead	73
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#72	clockwork doohickey	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#364	clockwork key	6
#101	clockwork pants	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#86	clockwork widget	1
#95	cloudy potion	228
#101	clown shoes	46
#129	clown skin	74
#185	clown wig	1
#21	clownskin belt	33
#111	clownskin buckler	1
#202	clownskin harness	1
#79	cocktail napkin	117
#224	cocktail onion	3
#296	cocoa egg	42
#535	cocoa eggshell fragment	70
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#383	coconut shell	108
#139	coffin lid	12
#129	cog	245
#213	cold ninja mask	18
#234	cold nuggets	5
#281	cold wad	4
#188	comfy pillow	2
#186	commemorative war stein	329
#198	communications windchimes	56
#663	computronic processing unit	3
#486	concentrated magicalness pill	2
🥉	control crystal	1
#164	cool mushroom	16
#146	cool whip	49
#84	copper ha'penny charrrm	112
#78	corn holder	27
#146	cornuthaum	56
#1468	corpse on the beach	2
#1221	corpsetini	3
#77	costume sword	11
#246	cottage	1
#45	cotton candy bale	11
#11	cotton candy cone	404
#31	cotton candy cordial	1
#42	cotton candy pillow	43
#28	cotton candy plug	27
#44	cotton candy skoshe	12
#20	cracker	19
#136	cranberries	281
#81	cranberry cordial	5
#118	crappy brain	47
#461	crazy little Turkish delight	17
#335	cream pie	2
#143	cream stout	44
#175	creamsicle	29
#163	creepy ginger ale	2
#83	crowbarrr	32
#216	cruelty-free wine	12
#262	crystallized memory	1
#100	cup of primitive beer	44
#180	cupcake-in-a-cup	1
#19	curdflinger	12
#161	curmudgel	9
#252	cursed black pearl onion	6
#174	cursed bottle of black-label rum	10
#233	cursed bottle of rum	7
#156	cursed cannonball	10
#97	cursed dirty joke scroll	20
#214	cursed sea biscuit	7
#175	cursed voodoo skull	9
#345	cyborg doll	5
#537	cyborg stompin' boot	4
#86	dark potion	233
#124	das boot	1
#190	dead guy's watch	45
#207	death blossom	1
#220	decaying goldfish liver	32
#228	decent brain	7
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#187	decorative fountain	58
#56	dehydrated caviar	234
#346	delicious noodles	3
#1795	delicious salad	1
#245	delicious shimmering moth	1
#83	demon skin	276
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#158	demonskin trousers	1
#375	denim axe	1
#611	dense meat stack	32
#84	dense meat sword	1
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#143	yohohoyo	24

Wow, that's 66,677 items total!

what items are this player missing?