Museum :: fuwafuwa

fuwafuwa

Rank	Item	Quantity
#339	"DRINK ME" potion	36
#1435	1-ball	1
#470	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	12
#847	2-ball	3
#124	25-meat staff	1
#881	3-ball	3
#354	30669 scroll	24
#159	33398 scroll	137
#309	334 scroll	19
#885	4-ball	3
#196	5-Alarm Saucepan	2
#874	5-ball	3
#1068	6-ball	2
#262	64067 scroll	1
#319	668 scroll	2
#294	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	10
#1484	7-ball	1
#1221	8-ball	8
#621	9-ball	1
#651	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#400	ASCII shirt	4
#877	Ancient Saucehelm	3
#265	Angry Farmer candy	500
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#733	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1046	BGE merchandise order form	1
#1448	BGE shotglass	1
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#284	BRICKO brick	147
#320	BRICKO eye brick	18
#34	BRICKO hat	2
#64	BRICKO pants	1
#62	BRICKO sword	1
#612	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#1074	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	11
#1258	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#149	Ben-Gal™ Balm	10
#759	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#409	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#130	Black Body™ spray	2
#311	Black No. 2	17
#586	Blatantly Canadian	1
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#108	Bohemian rhapsody	5
#1520	Bonerdagon necklace	4
#36	Bonestabber	1
#421	Boris's key lime pie	1
#668	Boris's ring	2
#1678	Boss Bat bling	1
#1641	Boss Bat britches	5
#526	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	7
#102	Brimstone Boxers	1
#7	Brimstone Bracelet	2
#406	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	16
#432	Bulky Buddy Box	7
#280	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	2
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#1117	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1465	CRIMBCO scrip	10
#791	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
#2423	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#35	Can-Can skirt	2
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#369	Cherry Cloaca Cola	2
#1728	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1151	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#533	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	5
#485	Cloaca-Cola helmet	5
#904	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#489	Cloaca-Cola shield	5
#610	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#168	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	3
#141	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	2
#1364	Codpiece of the Goblin King	4
#2462	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#1235	Cold Hots candy	1
#234	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#884	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	2
#1002	Corpse Island iced tea	4
#1233	Crimbo candied pecan	2
#1050	Crimbo fudge	5
#1095	Crimbo peppermint bark	4
#176	Crimbojito	1
#2376	Crimboween memo	1
#164	Crimbuck	4,243
#1958	Crown of the Goblin King	9
#1150	Daffy Taffy	18
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#306	Diet Cloaca Cola	3
#1168	Disco 'Fro Pick	3
#453	Disco Banjo	1
#351	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	5
#28	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	751
#71	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	15
#309	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	3
#1141	Dolphin King's crown	3
#516	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	10
#738	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	4
#231	Dramatic™ range	6
#1087	Drowsy Sword	12
#184	Duskwalker syringe	1
#1666	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#1051	Dyspepsi-Cola	35
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#998	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	2
#989	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#725	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	3
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#36	El Vibrato drone	3
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#371	El Vibrato power sphere	2
#222	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	2
#53	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	17
#58	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	14
#281	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#947	Elder Turtle Shell	3
#386	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	5
#354	Elfin shortbread	2
#269	Elmley shades	3
#122	Enchanted Flyswatter	1
#815	Ent cider	4
#118	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#707	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	4
#195	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	2
#1689	Feynman gate	1
#444	Frat Army FGF	2
#132	GOTO	3
#362	Gaia beads	5
#775	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#784	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#148	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	2
#164	Gearhead Goo	1
#114	Genalen™ Bottle	34
#211	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	4
#1599	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#63	Gnollish autoplunger	4
#191	Gnollish casserole dish	3
#133	Gnollish flyswatter	24
#475	Gnollish pie server	2
#122	Gnollish pie tin	57
#157	Gnollish plunger	18
#189	Gnollish slotted spoon	11
#680	Gnollish toolbox	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#214	Grateful Undead T-shirt	2
#1436	Green Clover of Justice	1
#679	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#106	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	8
#1139	Heimandatz's heart	1
#153	Hell broth	1
#513	Hell ramen	2
#405	Hippy Army MPE	6
#355	Hollandaise helmet	4
#205	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	3
#211	Iiti Kitty phone charm	14
#651	Imp Ale	172
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#778	Instant Karma	4
#1670	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#570	Jarlsberg's earring	2
#568	Jolly Roger charrrm	4
#294	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	7
#692	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	6
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#186	Knob Goblin Mutagen	2
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#112	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	6
#100	Knob Goblin elite helm	62
#108	Knob Goblin elite pants	56
#93	Knob Goblin elite polearm	65
#436	Knob Goblin elite shirt	12
#182	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#711	Knob Goblin firecracker	11
#115	Knob Goblin harem pants	59
#102	Knob Goblin harem veil	62
#163	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#306	Knob Goblin love potion	42
#365	Knob Goblin melon baller	4
#19	Knob Goblin nasal spray	356
#272	Knob Goblin pants	49
#264	Knob Goblin perfume	12
#89	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	26
#449	Knob Goblin scimitar	17
#379	Knob Goblin seltzer	31
#130	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#198	Knob Goblin spatula	78
#254	Knob Goblin steroids	48
#162	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#341	Knob Goblin superseltzer	14
#553	Knob Goblin tongs	12
#137	Knob Goblin visor	55
#235	Knob mushroom	44
#189	Knob nuts	2
#210	Knob sausage	34
#129	Knob shroomkabob	1
#647	Knoll mushroom	8
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#669	LED block	1
#24	Lazybones™ recliner	1
#317	Lockenstock™ sandals	6
#1651	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	12
#485	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	12
#1199	M-242	1
#216	MSG	1
#137	Mace of the Tortoise	4
#1111	Mad Train wine	19
#1987	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#294	Manetwich	2
#259	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#262	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	8
#177	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	25
#403	Meat detector	1
#130	Meat maid	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#56	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	194
#371	Meleegra™ pills	25
#452	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	8
#181	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	488
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#378	Misty Robe	1
#2247	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#25	Mob Penguin protection contract	500
#450	Mohawk wig	14
#227	Monstar energy beverage	32
#412	Mountain Stream soda	41
#31	Mr. Accessory	8
#14	Mr. Accessory Jr.	3
#1894	Mr. Mediocrebar	11
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#157	ND	1
#269	NG	3
#245	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#519	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#1567	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#740	Now and Earlier	1
#194	Oil of Parrrlay	12
#1268	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#113	Orcish baseball cap	43
#80	Orcish cargo shorts	53
#133	Orcish frat-paddle	34
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#293	PADL Phone	21
#1594	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2
#291	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#739	Penultimate Fantasy chest	4
#474	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	2
#388	Pine-Fresh air freshener	7
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#141	Polysniff Perfume	2
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#136	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	10
#282	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#810	Ram's Face Lager	3
#585	Red Rover BB gun	3
#280	Regular Cloaca Cola	3
#1461	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#99	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#2348	Rock Pops	4
#369	Rock and Roll Legend	3
#87	S.T.L.T.	1
#353	SPF 451 lip balm	6
#1068	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#1607	Scalp of Gorgolok	2
#1317	Senior Mints	1
#176	Shivering Chèvre	6
#614	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#555	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	2
#726	Snow Queen Crown	1
#144	Space Tours Tripple	6
#178	Spam Witch sammich	304
#502	Spooky Surprise Egg	18
#477	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#154	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#419	Supernova Champagne	7
#194	Swabbie™ swab	18
#687	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	5
#720	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	4
#759	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	2
#260	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	248
#217	Tears of the Quiet Healer	2
#322	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	10
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#101	The Ring	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#1784	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#575	Tiki lighter	1
#224	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	18
#604	Trollhouse cookies	33
#296	Tuesday's ruby	7
#433	Typical Tavern swill	7
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#416	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	5
#700	Uncle Romulus	1
🥈	Underworld acorn	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#48	V for Vivala mask	1
#2403	Valentine	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#236	WA	1
#553	Wand of Nagamar	8
#585	Warm Subject gift certificate	39
#169	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	1
#186	White Chocolate Golem Seeds	1
#475	White Citadel burger	1
#429	White Citadel fries	1
#1357	Wint-O-Fresh mint	4
#108	Workytime Tea	21
#160	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	3
#895	Yellow Moon of Compassion	3
#2002	Yummy Tummy bean	37
#259	Ze™ goggles	2
#612	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#917	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#276	a butt tuba	2
#705	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#1151	abominable snowcone	3
#501	accidental cider	1
#516	acid-squirting flower	5
#358	acoustic guitarrr	10
#301	adder bladder	25
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#91	albatross necklace	1
#257	all-purpose cleaner	25
#129	all-purpose flower	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#619	alphabet gum	1
#774	amulet of extreme plot significance	9
#250	ancient Magi-Wipes	25
#146	ancient calendar fragment	1
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#159	ancient ice cream scoop	2
#137	ancient poisoned dart	19
#187	ancient protein powder	33
#101	ancient spice	43
#51	ancient turtle shell	1
#3684	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#494	ancient vinyl coin purse	3
#677	anniversary balloon	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
#2608	anniversary gift box	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#437	annoying pitchfork	6
#217	ant agonist	15
#252	ant pick	1
#250	ant pitchfork	1
#281	ant rake	1
#258	ant sickle	1
#132	anti-anti-antidote	48
#685	anticheese	4
#734	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#623	antique bottle opener	1
#400	antique greaves	13
#501	antique hand mirror	3
#313	antique helmet	22
#294	antique packet of ketchup	4
#342	antique painting of a landscape	2
#572	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#335	antique shield	19
#438	antique spear	11
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#293	armgun	6
#375	arrrgyle socks	6
#326	asbestos apron	2
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#71	asbestos meat stack	1
#405	asbestos ore	15
#387	asbestos staff	1
#303	asbestos sword	2
#595	asparagus knife	7
#387	asshat	3
#1193	astral mushroom	1
#415	astronaut ice-cream	1
#2065	astronaut pants	1
#1089	atomic vector plotter	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#30	auxiliary backbone	1
#322	awful poetry journal	405
#588	baby killer bee	16
#183	babycakes	1
#265	backwoods screwdriver	1
#939	baconstone	8
#353	baconstone bracelet	1
#186	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#1476	badass belt	37
#133	badger badge	1
#950	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#1217	baggie of powdered sugar	1
#429	balaclava	1
#631	balaclava baklava	1
#2043	ball	1
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#1026	balloon monkey	1
#105	balloon shield	1
#310	balloon sword	1
#336	ballroom blintz	8
#196	bamboo bokuto	1
#217	banjo strings	1
#780	bar skin	6
#617	barbed-wire fence	5
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#955	barrrnacle	11
#366	barskin hat	1
#185	barskin tent	1
#88	bartender-in-the-box	4
#340	baseball	13
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#97	basic meat fez	1
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#100	basic meat kilt	1
#129	basic meat pants	1
#86	basic meat skirt	1
#152	basic meat spork	1
#77	basic meat staff	2
#143	basic meat sword	1
#429	bat guano	19
#341	bat wing	39
#214	bat wing kabob	1
#143	bat wing stir-fry	1
#169	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#364	batblade	7
#216	batgut	165
#482	beach glass bead	4
#286	beach glass necklace	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#69	beer basted brat	4
#268	beer bomb	115
#293	beer bong	7
#171	beer cartilage	1
#375	beer helmet	8
#257	beer lens	10
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#330	beer-scented teddy bear	1
#581	beertini	2
#697	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#416	begpwnia	1
#126	bejeweled accordion strap	2
#822	bejeweled cufflinks	2
#315	bejeweled pledge pin	12
#91	bellhop bell	7
#1023	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#346	big bad voodoo mask	1
#314	big bass drum	2
#89	big bundle of chamoix	3
#552	big red clown nose	8
#464	big rock	1
#211	big stick	1
#82	bigger stick	2
#176	bilge wine	157
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#316	bird rib	2
#579	bit of clingfilm	7
#269	bit-o-cactus	12
#165	black cherry soda	2
#510	black eyedrops	1
#137	black facepaint	2
#381	black forest cake	6
#357	black forest ham	4
#211	black greaves	12
#173	black helmet	18
#241	black kettle drum	3
#2562	black paisley oyster egg	1
#453	black pension check	4
#316	black pepper	6
#379	black picnic basket	2
#608	black pixel	18
#2108	black plastic oyster egg	1
#499	black polka-dot oyster egg	10
#521	black pudding	2
#93	black sheepskin diploma	4
#206	black shield	13
#363	black snake skin	13
#407	black snowcone	8
#137	black striped oyster egg	28
#183	black sword	19
#247	blackberry	53
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#220	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#138	blob of acid	6
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#291	blood of the Wereseal	1
#314	blood-faced volleyball	1
#793	bloody beer	3
#512	bloody clown pants	8
#266	bloody mary	7
#432	blue class ring	5
#2553	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#357	blue pixel	177
#315	blue pixel potion	2
#1290	blue plastic oyster egg	3
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#275	blue snowcone	64
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#125	blue velvet cake	1
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#212	bone collar	1
#234	bone flute	5
#268	bone rattle	7
#175	booty chest charrrm	57
#499	borg sock monkey	3
#279	boring spaghetti	1
#836	bottle of Blank-Out	2
#645	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	2
#286	bottle of Mystic Shell	3
#623	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#322	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	2
#252	bottle of alcohol	13
#343	bottle of antifreeze	3
#172	bottle of black cat tonic	4
#346	bottle of cooking sherry	3
#591	bottle of gin	20
#455	bottle of goofballs	56
#681	bottle of pirate juice	1
#462	bottle of popskull	3
#266	bottle of realpagne	1
#1066	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#514	bottle of tequila	35
#237	bottle of ultravitamins	2
#450	bottle of vodka	33
#432	bottle of whiskey	74
#411	bottle opener belt buckle	3
#25	bottle-rocket crossbow	2
#181	bottled inspiration	4
#294	boulder	2
#437	bow	1
#392	bowl of cottage cheese	48
#35	bowl of rye sprouts	26
#425	box	24
#6711	box of sunshine	2
#230	box turtle	1
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#97	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	2
#910	boxed wine	7
#169	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	16
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#318	brass stinger	1
#2703	brick	1
#436	brick of sand	1
#334	briefcase	15
#134	brigand brittle	49
#1382	brine	1
#232	broken carburetor	1
#696	broken cellular phone	1
#689	broken skull	12
#447	broken sword	3
#273	bronze breastplate	5
#290	bronzed locust	7
#331	brown sugar cane	11
#296	bubble-wrap simulator	1
#66	bubblewrap crossbow	1
#379	bubblewrap ore	4
#55	bubblewrap staff	1
#97	bubblewrap sword	1
#418	bubblin' crude	1
#108	bubbly potion	167
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#123	buckler buckle	4
#1067	buckyball	3
#207	bugbear beanie	38
#195	bugbear bungguard	34
#238	bullet-proof corduroys	20
#780	bum cheek	5
#416	bunch of square grapes	5
#555	bunny liver	6
#181	buoybottoms	5
#227	burrowgrub hive	1
#147	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	4
#290	cactus fruit	6
#98	can cannon	1
#1816	can of Binarrrca	1
#353	can of CRIMBCOLA	7
#244	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	2
#386	can of Red Minotaur	10
#207	can of Swiller	18
#131	can of depilatory cream	1
#547	can of fake snow	1
#402	can of maces	2
#494	can of spinach	4
#225	can-can-in-a-can	1
#2395	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	2
#1139	candied kobold	1
#859	candied yams	10
#2436	candy cane	8
#701	candy kneecapping stick	4
#342	candy knuckles	6
#3831	candy stake	1
#193	cannonball charrrm	44
#338	canopic jar	11
#1757	capacitor relay	1
#1810	carbon nanotube frame	1
#318	carbonated soy milk	10
#279	carbonated water lily	16
#56	cardboard crossbow	1
#330	cardboard katana	1
#442	cardboard ore	3
#57	cardboard staff	1
#94	cardboard sword	1
#450	cardboard wakizashi	3
#173	carob brownies	1
#525	carob chunk cookies	2
#639	carob chunk noodles	1
#559	carob chunks	3
#146	casino pass	26
#473	cast	29
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#396	cat appendix	7
#331	catgut	21
#169	catsup	1
#358	centipede eggs	7
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#387	chaos butterfly	512
#190	charming flute	2
#87	charrrm bracelet	3
#367	cheap cigar butt	2
#1345	cheap elven gloves	1
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#53	cheap wind-up clock	31
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#826	tiny plastic Hellion	9
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#1146	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	4
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#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
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#353	white Canadian	8
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#333	wreath of laurels	2
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#82	wriggling tentacle	1
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what items are this player missing?