Museum :: myu2k2

myu2k2

Rank	Item	Quantity
#50	"caramel" orange	48
#774	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1118	1-ball	2
#1049	2-ball	2
#51	20-lb can of rice and beans	1
#1080	3-ball	2
#1473	4-ball	1
#140	4-d camera	1
#362	4-dimensional guitar	2
#1076	5-ball	2
#1072	6-ball	2
#1115	7-ball	2
#580	8-ball	35
#409	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	2
#785	ASCII shirt	1
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#98	Accordion of Jordion	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#415	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#2232	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#171	Ankh of Badahnkadh	2
#789	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#480	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	2
#566	BGE pocket calendar	1
#899	BGE shotglass	6
#676	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#843	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#1570	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	7
#446	Bash-Ōs boxtop	2
#133	Bash-Ōs cereal	5
#197	Battlie Light Saver	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#439	Black No. 2	9
#440	Blackfly Chardonnay	5
#909	Bling of the New Wave	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#82	Brandonian footlocker key	12
#460	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#246	C.H.U.M. chum	2
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1019	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#611	CRIMBCO scrip	275
#2129	CRIMBCOIDS mints	2
#535	CRIMBCOLOAF	6
🥇	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#176	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#80	Choco-Mint patty	2
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#166	Claybender glasses	1
#1579	Cloaca grenade	2
#1487	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#117	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	8
#78	Coily™	1
#1482	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#285	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	3
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#887	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	2
#331	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	2
#1005	Corpse Island iced tea	4
🥇	Covert Ops for Kids (used)	1
#360	Crimbo Credit	11
#422	Crimbo candied pecan	27
#161	Crimbo dinner	1
#123	Crimbo food scraps	34
#438	Crimbo fudge	26
#552	Crimbo peppermint bark	18
#328	Crimbo salad	4
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#161	Crimbo train emergency brake	11
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#171	Crimbosmopolitan	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#413	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	2
#187	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	2
#211	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#164	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	2
#244	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#153	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	3
#134	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	3
#166	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	2
#339	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	5
#97	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	5
#163	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	2
#460	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#332	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	5
#181	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	2
#116	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	4
#246	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	4
#407	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	2
#366	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#372	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	3
#195	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	2
#47	Crimbow Rainbo	1
#86	Crimbuccaneer breeches	1
#58	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
#110	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	1
#112	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	97
#125	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	2
#189	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	18
#35	Crimbuccaneer shirt	16
#88	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	1
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#139	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	1
#623	Crimbuck	1,564
#2459	Crown of the Goblin King	6
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#2663	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#1107	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#1653	Drowsy Sword	5
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#121	Duskwalker syringe	4
#1391	Dyspepsi grenade	3
#1253	Dyspepsi-Cola	20
#999	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	2
#991	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#956	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
#231	Effermint™ tablets	2
#1105	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#291	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#173	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	2
#197	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#298	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#228	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	2
#2385	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#51	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	1
#107	Elf Army machine parts	17
#4	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	1
#167	Elf Guard MPC	1,357
#84	Elf Guard hotpants	1
#90	Elf Guard insignia (private)	1
#108	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	1
#56	Elf Guard patrol cap	2
#58	Elf Guard red and white beret	1
#87	Elf Guard safety bear	1
#63	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	19
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#500	Elfin shortbread	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#491	FDKOL commendation	261
#56	Fauna Libre	1
#709	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	4
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#227	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	3
#249	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#105	GOTO	8
#462	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#187	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#1050	Go-Wassail	1
#895	Green Clover of Justice	2
#34	Grey Guanon	1
#343	Gummi-DNA	1
#1149	Heimandatz's heart	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
🥈	Holiday Multitasking (used)	1
🥈	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	1
🥇	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)	1
#557	Iiti Kitty phone charm	2
#1461	Imp Ale	13
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#303	Inner Strength	1
#316	Inner Truth	1
#23	Inner Wisdom	8
#1289	Iron Beta of Industry	2
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#108	Jefferson wings	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#546	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	2
#778	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	4
#79	Kashmir sweater	1
#839	Kissin' Cousins	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#123	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	5
#724	Knob Goblin elite helm	3
#816	Knob Goblin elite pants	2
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#113	Knob Goblin eyedrops	9
#693	Knob Goblin firecracker	12
#453	Knob Goblin harem pants	7
#331	Knob Goblin harem veil	11
#703	Knob Goblin love potion	6
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#913	Knob Goblin pants	2
#208	Knob Goblin perfume	17
#506	Knob Goblin seltzer	12
#516	Knob Goblin spatula	5
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#110	Knob jelly donut	2
#537	Knob mushroom	6
#170	Knob nuts	3
#481	Knob sausage	4
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#504	Knoll mushroom	14
#260	Knoll shroomkabob	5
#178	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	1
#725	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#75	LIDAR candle	11
#815	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#445	Lockenstock™ sandals	2
#2770	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	4
#577	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	9
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1045	Mad Train wine	24
#224	Mae West	3
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#136	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#325	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	5
#185	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	2
#403	Meat detector	1
#644	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	2
#361	Meleegra™ pills	26
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#441	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	89
#346	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#391	Misty Cape	1
#988	Mohawk wig	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#796	Mountain Stream soda	5
#462	Mr. Joe's bangles	2
#2367	Mr. Mediocrebar	4
#165	Necrotelicomnicon	4
#376	New Zealand iced tea	1
#1575	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#232	O'RLY manual	1
#190	Oil of Parrrlay	13
#845	Orcish baseball cap	1
#794	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#119	Othello's dagger	1
#96	Othello's military jacket	1
#322	PEEZ dispenser	3
#262	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	5
#781	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#464	Pink Heart of Spirit	2
#136	PlexiPips	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#255	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#157	Psychotic Train wine	1
#74	Radberry Rip wine cooler	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#576	Ram's Face Lager	16
#47	Saccharine Maple pendant	2
#1073	Safari Jack's moustache	1
🥇	SalesCo sample kit	1
#128	Saturday Night Special	1
#1139	Scalp of Gorgolok	3
🥈	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	1
#657	Sensual Massage for Creeps	2
#282	Sinful Desires	2
#395	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	2
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#566	Snow Queen Crown	2
#777	Spam Witch sammich	10
#178	Spirit of Christmas	6
#180	Spirit of Easter	5
#22	Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	461
#219	Spirit of Veteran's Day	1
#178	Squat-Thrust Magazine	2
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#278	Steal This Candy	8
#41	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	5
#42	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	5
#48	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	3
#221	Strix stix	2
#946	Summer Nights	1
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#317	Supernova Champagne	12
#282	Swabbie™ swab	9
#128	TI-9000 calculator	11
#557	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	14
#650	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	8
#248	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#511	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	18
#446	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	109
#396	The Art of Slapfighting	2
#685	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#457	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	5
#4	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	1
#1038	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#10	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	1
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#30	The Spirit of Giving	1
#124	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	1
#6	Third Eye	1
#19	Time Cloak	1
🥇	Time Lord Badge of Honor	1
#39	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#243	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	15
#151	Trainbot slag	14
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#972	Trollhouse cookies	7
#403	Tuesday's ruby	4
#919	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
#464	Uncle Romulus	2
#10	Underworld flail	1
#42	Vicar's Tutu	1
#916	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#553	Wand of Nagamar	8
#220	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	2
#162	Whoompa Fur Pants	1
#318	Wint-O-Fresh mint	42
#217	Wolfman Nardz	7
#1120	Yakisoba's hat	1
#114	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	14
#152	Ye Olde Meade	3
#115	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	11
#221	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	2
#1150	Yellow Moon of Compassion	2
#1269	Yummy Tummy bean	112
#165	Z-Bone steak	5
#618	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#440	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	3
#92	Zoodriver	1
#916	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#278	a butt tuba	2
#246	a little sump'm sump'm	11
🥈	a suspicious address	1
#387	accidental cider	2
#104	accord ion	2
#121	accordionoid rocca	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#381	adder bladder	15
#1576	adorable seal larva	1
#68	alarm accordion	1
#73	alien meat	1
#706	all-purpose cleaner	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#1433	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#639	ancient frozen dinner	1
#183	ancient ice cream scoop	1
#259	ancient protein powder	17
#58	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#48	animal part cracker	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#848	annoying pitchfork	2
#301	ant agonist	9
#255	ant pick	1
#167	ant pitchfork	2
#166	ant sickle	2
#302	anti-anti-antidote	9
#602	anticheese	5
#126	antique Canadian lantern	1
#198	antique bottle of cough syrup	3
#565	antique greaves	5
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#667	antique helmet	3
#52	antique nutcracker beard	1
#46	antique nutcracker boots	1
#45	antique nutcracker cape	1
#36	antique nutcracker drumstick	1
#32	antique nutcracker epaulets	1
#47	antique nutcracker hat	1
#45	antique nutcracker pants	1
#42	antique nutcracker sword	1
#44	antique nutcracker waistcoat	1
#670	antique shield	3
#773	antique spear	2
#679	arrrgyle socks	2
#182	artisanal limoncello	2
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#372	asbestos ore	17
#478	asbestos sword	1
#469	asshat	2
#124	autocalliope	1
#52	autumn-spice donut	1
#1014	awful poetry journal	29
#513	baby killer bee	19
#225	backwoods screwdriver	2
#709	baconstone	11
#186	baconstone earring	1
#408	baconstone pendant	1
#262	baconstone ring	1
#5464	badass belt	4
#148	badge of authority	1
#765	bag of Cheat-Os	3
#162	bag of pygmy blood	1
#1058	baggie of powdered sugar	3
#12	bakelite bowl	1
#447	balaclava baklava	4
#108	balanced antler	1
#703	ball	9
#31	ballast turtle	32
#305	balloon helmet	1
#665	balloon monkey	2
#105	balloon shield	1
#144	balloon sword	3
#459	ballroom blintz	3
#825	banana	3
#1234	bar skin	1
#961	barbed-wire fence	1
#307	bargain flash powder	1
#121	baritone accordion	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#265	bark rootbeer	4
#1026	barrrnacle	10
#186	barskin tent	1
#569	baseball	5
#664	bat guano	6
#144	bat haggis	3
#89	bat hat	1
#686	bat wing	7
#117	bat wing kabob	4
#784	batblade	1
#905	batgut	6
#719	battered Crimbo Crate	11
#227	battered hubcap	1
#111	beanbag chair	8
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#164	beavermouth	25
#138	beer basted brat	1
#507	beer bomb	22
#543	beer lens	2
#133	beer-battered accordion	1
#788	beertini	1
#448	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#430	beholed bedsheet	2
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#768	belemnite fossil	3
#1067	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#148	berries of suffering	1
#88	berry-infused sake	1
#348	big bad voodoo mask	1
#704	big red clown nose	4
#524	bilge wine	11
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#282	bird rib	3
#1014	bit of clingfilm	3
#288	bit-o-cactus	11
#486	bite-me-red lipstick	8
#589	black & tan	1
#232	black Crimbo ball	1
#104	black cloak	2
#669	black forest cake	1
#552	black forest ham	1
#111	black gold	6
#534	black greaves	2
#547	black helmet	2
#390	black kettle drum	1
#85	black label	11
#265	black pepper	9
#691	black pixel	12
#1464	black plastic oyster egg	2
#667	black shield	1
#852	black snake skin	1
#465	black spot	1
#571	black sword	2
#76	black tear	3
#531	blackberry	8
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#130	blackberry slippers	2
#269	blind-packed capsule toy	25
#393	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	1
#217	blob of Alphredo™	1
#205	blood of the Wereseal	3
#796	bloody beer	3
#410	bloody mary	3
#827	blue class ring	1
#111	blue grass	11
#736	blue pixel	37
#1676	blue plastic oyster egg	2
#279	blue polka-dot oyster egg	14
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#69	blue shell	4
#47	blue suede shoes	2
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#168	bone abacus	1
#118	bone bandoneon	1
#151	bone chips	132
#213	bone collar	1
#668	booty chest charrrm	2
#105	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#5	booze drive button	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#212	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	9
#243	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	7
#149	bottle of Evermore	1
#334	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#110	bottle of Pinot Renoir	17
#456	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#164	bottle of alcohol	28
#714	bottle of bubbles	1
#408	bottle of cooking sherry	2
#775	bottle of gin	10
#2995	bottle of goofballs	5
#679	bottle of pirate juice	1
#538	bottle of popskull	2
#1017	bottle of rum	11
#183	bottle of sake	5
#595	bottle of tequila	25
#331	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#354	bottle of vodka	52
#503	bottle of whiskey	58
#381	bottle opener belt buckle	4
#145	bowl of Jeal-O	11
#1036	bowl of cottage cheese	2
#81	bowl of eyeballs	1
#246	bowling ball	1
#359	box	32
#241	box of Dweebs	13
#239	boxed champagne	5
#98	boxed gumball machine	1
#474	boxed wine	37
#66	boxing glove on a spring	1
#317	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	4
#73	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#318	brass stinger	1
#33	bread basket	1
#93	bread line	6
#39	bread man	7
#42	bread pie	100
#103	breadchucks	1
#205	breath mint	2
#2173	brick	3
#85	brick of sand	21
#878	brine	14
#1268	broken skull	1
#146	bronzed locust	18
#247	brown crock marble	1
#171	brown sugar cane	35
#84	browser cookie	1
#63	bubble-wrap simulator	20
#381	bubblewrap ore	4
#228	bubblin' crude	55
#534	bubbly potion	11
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#1069	buckyball	3
#108	buffalo blade	1
#449	bugbear beanie	11
#788	bugbear bungguard	3
#1095	bum cheek	1
#476	bunch of square grapes	3
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#467	bungle in the jungle	1
#374	buoybottoms	1
#56	bus pass	25
#256	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#122	cabooze	7
#383	cactus fruit	3
#185	calavera concertina	1
#53	can of Adultwitch™	1
#951	can of Binarrrca	8
#735	can of CRIMBCOLA	5
#491	can of Red Minotaur	7
#421	can of Swiller	3
#209	can of black paint	1
#94	can of sardines	2
#733	can of spinach	2
#164	can of starch	1
#81	can of sterno	3
#1042	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	8
#570	candied bolts	3
#127	candied nuts	7
#2874	candied yams	1
#1529	candy cane	20
#187	candy cigarette	8
#6	candy drive button	1
#120	candy harmonica	5
#1565	candy kneecapping stick	2
#1465	candy knuckles	2
#1327	candy stake	5
#656	cannonball charrrm	2
#536	canopic jar	2
#213	carbonated water lily	30
🥈	carbonite visor	1
#330	cardboard katana	1
#254	cardboard ore	8
#186	cardboard wakizashi	16
#526	carob chunk cookies	2
#496	carob chunk noodles	2
#26	carrot cake precipice bar	6
#176	carton of rotten eggs	12
#344	casino pass	9
#605	cast	13
#329	cat appendix	10
#633	catgut	4
#109	catskin buckler	1
#83	catskin cap	1
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#21	tiny plastic Armory	1
#3936	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
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#385	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
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#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
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#3844	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
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#322	warbear beeping telegram	3
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🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#179	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
#438	warbear metalworking primer	1
#284	warbear requisition box	6
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#272	warbear wardance potion	1
#536	warbear whosit	25
#103	wasabi pocky	1
#418	water pipe bomb	72
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#586	white collar	1
#603	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
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#12	wrought-iron waders	1
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#90	yellow brick road	15
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#417	yellow plastic oyster egg	14
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🥇	yield shield	1
#606	yohohoyo	1
#149	yule hatchet	1

Wow, that's 19,931 items total!

what items are this player missing?