Museum :: Master Grimwulf

Master Grimwulf

Rank	Item	Quantity
#241	"DRINK ME" potion	100
#233	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	8
#398	1-ball	12
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#265	3-ball	21
#200	30669 scroll	58
#187	33398 scroll	117
#281	334 scroll	22
#77	37x37x37 puzzle cube	68
#330	4-ball	15
#141	4-d camera	1
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#101	5-Alarm Saucepan	4
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#138	668 scroll	10
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#50	7-inch discus	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#47	8-billed baseball cap	2
#626	9-ball	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#389	A. W. O. L. commendation	14
#87	ASCII shirt	30
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#98	Accordion of Jordion	1
#276	Alewife™ Ale	1
#22	Alexy sauce	1
#274	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#230	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#231	Alice's Army Coward	1
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#72	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#41	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	2
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#36	Alice's Army Foil Page	2
#35	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	2
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#248	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#212	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#225	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#255	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#258	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#173	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#251	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#105	Ancient Saucehelm	14
#52	Angelhair Culottes	13
#2095	Angry Farmer candy	1
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#74	Ankh of Badahnkadh	6
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#66	Argarggagarg's fang	16
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#572	Asleep in the Cemetery	3
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#217	Atomic Pop	1
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#190	BACON	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#139	BGE merchandise order form	31
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#575	BGE shotglass	12
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#128	BOOterfinger	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#11	BRICKO airship	4
#20	BRICKO bat	4
#68	BRICKO brick	7,353
#55	BRICKO bulwark	2
#21	BRICKO cathedral	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#59	BRICKO eye brick	1,576
#24	BRICKO hat	3
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#31	BRICKO ooze	4
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#22	BRICKO pants	3
#81	BRICKO pearl	2
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#105	BRICKO reactor	1
#25	BRICKO sword	3
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#356	BURT	67
#296	Baja sopapilla	1
#83	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	10
#94	Barney's rake	3
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#64	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	94
#333	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	7
#590	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#119	Barulio's bottle	2
#42	Bash-Ōs boxtop	18
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#196	Battlie Light Saver	1
#72	Beignet Milgranet	2
#36	Belt of Howling Anger	12
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#77	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	2
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#84	BitterSweetTarts	41
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#189	Black No. 2	50
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#106	Bling of the New Wave	9
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#10	Blood 'n' Plenty	56
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#81	Bonerdagon necklace	87
#53	Boots of Twilight Whispers	8
#214	Boozehounds Anonymous token	3
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#4	Boris's Helm (askew)	1
#170	Boris's key lime	2
#133	Boris's key lime pie	10
#222	Boris's ring	8
#337	Boss Bat bling	10
#694	Boss Bat britches	21
#113	Boss Drops	1
#117	Bowl of Scorpions	1
#64	Bram's choker	2
#24	Brand of Violence	1
#285	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	13
#68	Bright Water	1
#39	Brimstone Beret	1
#63	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#100	Brimstone Boxers	1
#23	Brimstone Bracelet	1
#31	Brimstone Brooch	1
#39	Brimstone Bunker	1
#129	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	93
#585	Bulky Buddy Box	5
#135	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	4
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#84	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	8
#263	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	3
#288	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	3
#244	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	3
#251	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	3
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#559	CRIMBCO mug	20
#1250	CRIMBCO scrip	25
#1011	CRIMBCO wine	6
#1703	CRIMBCOIDS mints	3
#1727	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#51	CSA all-purpose soap	140
#179	CSA bravery badge	1
#150	CSA cheerfulness ration	11
#166	CSA discount card	9
#254	CSA fire-starting kit	42
#194	CSA obedience grenade	1
#215	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
#179	Camp Scout pup tent	1
#76	Cement Mixer	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
🥇	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
#324	Cherry Cloaca Cola	3
#117	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#174	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#23	Chester's sunglasses	2
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#32	Chori Zo trading card	4
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#73	Claw of the Infernal Seal	11
#62	Claybender glasses	11
#1019	Cloaca grenade	9
#1208	Cloaca-Cola	6
#620	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	5
#196	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	13
#197	Cloaca-Cola helmet	11
#695	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	2
#177	Cloaca-Cola shield	13
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#33	Cloak of Dire Shadows	13
#168	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	3
#299	Codpiece of the Goblin King	24
#86	Colander of Em-er'il	15
#91	Cold Hots candy	228
#165	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	3
#176	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	7
#66	Comet Drop	1
#186	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	2
#92	Cookbook of the Damned	5
#886	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	2
#115	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	10
#877	Corpse Island iced tea	5
#383	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	14
#84	Crimbo candied pecan	417
#88	Crimbo fudge	402
#87	Crimbo peppermint bark	376
#345	Crimbo pie	6
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#175	Crimbojito	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#361	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#268	Crimbot battery	1
#471	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#474	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1
#460	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#409	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	2
#374	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#366	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#462	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#2209	Crimbuck	20
#259	Crown of the Goblin King	87
#288	DNOTC Box	1
#228	Daffy Taffy	143
#150	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	4
#86	Das Überkühlraum trading card	2
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#1039	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	4
#254	Diet Cloaca Cola	4
#159	Disco 'Fro Pick	12
#75	Disco Banjo	8
#192	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
#191	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	19
#289	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	32
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#230	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	6
#189	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#200	Dolphin King's crown	22
#277	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	34
#258	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	14
#125	Dramatic™ range	11
#84	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	2
#176	Drowsy Sword	104
#76	Duskwalker fangs	7
#55	Duskwalker syringe	24
#773	Dyspepsi grenade	12
#366	Dyspepsi-Cola	184
#903	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	2
#178	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	12
#242	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	10
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#217	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	10
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#116	Eau de Guaneau	5
#96	El Sombrero De Lopez	17
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#111	El Vibrato power sphere	14
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#77	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	3
#40	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	12
#204	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	2
#98	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	4
#127	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	3
#86	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	12
#120	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	8
#153	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	4
#66	Elder Turtle Shell	17
#108	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	35
#356	Elfin shortbread	2
#87	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
#91	Elizabeth's paintbrush	1
#234	Elmley shades	4
#170	Elvish delight	1
#103	Ent cider	150
#159	Everlasting Deckswabber	2
#50	Every Day is Like This Sundae	1
#294	FDKOL commendation	1,502
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#521	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#67	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	3
#302	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	31
#128	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	5
#119	Flamin' Whatshisname	1
#22	Frankly Mr. Shank	3
#200	Frat Army FGF	23
#246	Freddy Kruegerand	1
#49	French bronilla brogurt	1
#140	Frogade	3
#62	Fromage Pinotage	2
#65	Frosty's carrot	2
#93	Frosty's frosty mug	20
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#446	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	1
#85	Fudgie Roll	3
#76	GOTO	15
#274	Gaia beads	10
#53	Galapagosian Cuisses	14
#138	Game Grid ticket	57
#177	Game Grid token	8
#91	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	35
#74	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	11
#84	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	6
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#200	Genalen™ Bottle	12
#112	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	10
#105	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#88	Gin Mint	1
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#40	Gnollish casserole dish	27
#227	Gnollish flyswatter	13
#170	Gnollish pie server	12
#125	Gnollish pie tin	51
#347	Gnollish plunger	7
#310	Gnollish slotted spoon	6
#333	Gnollish toolbox	11
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#375	Go-Wassail	48
#53	Good 'n' Slimy	6
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#82	Grateful Undead T-shirt	8
#116	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	8
#38	Greaves of the Murk Lord	13
#891	Green Clover of Justice	2
#186	Green Manalishi	1
#343	Gummi-DNA	1
#329	Gummi-Gnauga	8
#8	Gummy Brains	91
#60	Hairpiece On Fire	1
#42	Half a Purse	1
#52	Hand in Glove	1
#27	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	2
#43	Handsome Devil	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#601	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
#121	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	6
#70	Heimandatz's heart	15
#443	Hell ramen	3
#31	Helm of the Scream Emperor	14
#64	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	3
#225	Hippy Army MPE	32
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#118	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#24	Hodgman's harmonica	2
#133	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#82	Hollandaise helmet	167
#169	How to Play Othello	1
#78	Hunger™ Sauce	1
#15	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	2
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#55	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#103	Iiti Kitty phone charm	47
#681	Imp Ale	156
#22	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#1000	Instant Karma	2
#62	Irish Coffee, English Heart	1
#243	Iron Beta of Industry	40
#407	Jack-in-the-box	15
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#238	Jarlsberg's earring	6
#139	Jarlsberg's key lime	3
#245	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	3
#107	Jefferson wings	1
#87	Jocko Homo's head	13
#114	Jolly Roger charrrm	44
#131	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	21
#300	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	31
#97	Junk-Bond	1
#56	Kashmir sweater	2
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#61	Kiss the Knob apron	2
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#102	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	8
#288	Knob Goblin elite helm	20
#242	Knob Goblin elite pants	25
#304	Knob Goblin elite polearm	17
#263	Knob Goblin elite shirt	31
#162	Knob Goblin eyedrops	2
#143	Knob Goblin firecracker	172
#139	Knob Goblin harem pants	44
#222	Knob Goblin harem veil	20
#134	Knob Goblin learning pill	2
#314	Knob Goblin love potion	41
#376	Knob Goblin lunchbox	3
#366	Knob Goblin melon baller	4
#88	Knob Goblin nasal spray	13
#253	Knob Goblin pants	57
#74	Knob Goblin perfume	54
#200	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	6
#302	Knob Goblin scimitar	40
#360	Knob Goblin seltzer	36
#86	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	5
#338	Knob Goblin spatula	19
#272	Knob Goblin steroids	43
#126	Knob Goblin stink bomb	2
#209	Knob Goblin superseltzer	40
#282	Knob Goblin tongs	52
#337	Knob Goblin visor	17
#130	Knob lo mein	2
#398	Knob mushroom	13
#68	Knob nuts	18
#343	Knob pasty	1
#443	Knob sausage	5
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#222	Knoll mushroom	61
#161	Knoll shroomkabob	10
#74	Krakrox's Loincloth	11
#241	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	1
#88	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	14
#254	Lars the Cyberian	2
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#122	Lederhosen of the Night	11
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#77	Li'l Businessman Kit	4
#34	Lobos Mints	32
#27	Lobster qua Grill	12
#82	Lockenstock™ sandals	76
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#225	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	105
#342	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	24
#36	Louder Than Bomb	1
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#86	Lumineux Limnio	1
#1200	M-242	1
#77	MSG	14
#138	Mace of the Tortoise	4
#508	Mad Train wine	183
#83	Mae West	19
#143	Manetwich	6
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#50	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
#51	Mark II Steam-Hat	1
#44	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
#43	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
#136	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#126	Mark of the Bugbear	1
#125	Mark of the Ghost	1
#108	Mark of the Skeleton	2
#129	Mark of the Vampire	1
#104	Mark of the Werewolf	2
#96	Mark of the Zombie	2
#444	Marquis de Poivre soda	2
#67	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	6
#285	Maxing, Relaxing	4
#100	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	33
#307	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	1
#79	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	47
#340	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	6
#29	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	3
#403	Meat detector	1
#131	Meat maid	1
#380	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	11
#301	Meleegra™ pills	32
#49	Mer-kin begsign	2
#52	Mer-kin breastplate	7
#47	Mer-kin bunwig	2
#79	Mer-kin cancerstick	1
#68	Mer-kin digpick	2
#26	Mer-kin dodgeball	1
#34	Mer-kin dragbelt	3
#22	Mer-kin dragnet	1
#83	Mer-kin fastjuice	8
#56	Mer-kin finpaddle	1
#45	Mer-kin fitbrine	7
#109	Mer-kin foodbucket	6
#29	Mer-kin headguard	1
#137	Mer-kin healscroll	4
#120	Mer-kin hidepaint	2
#87	Mer-kin hookspear	7
#80	Mer-kin killscroll	9
#45	Mer-kin knucklebone	4
#70	Mer-kin lipstick	2
#46	Mer-kin mouthsoap	2
#71	Mer-kin prayerbeads	6
#32	Mer-kin pressureglobe	15
#61	Mer-kin ragejuice	3
#67	Mer-kin roundshield	3
#50	Mer-kin saltmint	1
#49	Mer-kin saltsquid	2
#42	Mer-kin sawdust	2
#65	Mer-kin smartjuice	1
#89	Mer-kin sneakmask	2
#59	Mer-kin stopwatch	1
#70	Mer-kin strongjuice	1
#24	Mer-kin switchblade	1
#73	Mer-kin takebag	9
#45	Mer-kin weaksauce	11
#35	Mer-kin worktea	4
#374	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	10
#149	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	644
#235	Microplushie: Bropane	57
#189	Microplushie: Dorkonide	23
#305	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	16
#171	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	16
#267	Microplushie: Gothochondria	36
#187	Microplushie: Hippylase	79
#577	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#200	Microplushie: Hobomosome	35
#253	Microplushie: Otakulone	60
#214	Microplushie: Raverdrine	41
#197	Microplushie: Sororitrate	58
#89	Mint Yulep	1
#43	Miserable Pie	1
#102	Misty Cape	22
#111	Misty Cloak	16
#88	Misty Robe	28
#1962	Mob Penguin cellular phone	2
#988	Mohawk wig	1
#272	Mon Tiki	2
#75	Monstar energy beverage	184
#120	Moonds	1
#89	Morbidda trading card	2
#137	Mornington crescent roll	1
#103	Morto Moreto	1
#80	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	1
#216	Mountain Stream soda	147
#86	Mr. Haggis	45
#106	Mr. Joe's bangles	13
#1297	Mr. Mediocrebar	29
#71	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#91	Muschat	1
#48	ND	10
#185	NG	7
#524	NPZR chemistry set	3
#137	Nardz energy beverage	6
#31	Nayztameetjoo trading card	4
#117	Necbro wafers	2
#97	Necrotelicomnicon	8
#287	Neuromancer	1
#128	New Cloaca-Cola	1
#209	Newbiesport™ tent	15
#124	Newman's Own Trousers	8
#195	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	34
#98	Northern pemmican	1
#30	Nose Ring of Putrescence	2
#301	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	2
#276	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	3
#265	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	3
#182	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	4
#132	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	6
#162	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	5
#742	Now and Earlier	1
#95	Nuclear Blastball	35
#126	O'RLY manual	10
#59	Oil of Parrrlay	63
#38	Okee-Dokee soda	31
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#64	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	2
#302	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	4
#26	Ol' Scratch's stove door	2
#53	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	2
#156	Orange Star of Sacrifice	13
#167	Orcish baseball cap	26
#93	Orcish cargo shorts	48
#196	Orcish frat-paddle	18
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
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#98	untamable turtle	14
#54	unused walkie-talkie	18
#153	unusual disco ball	12
#134	unwound clockwork grapefruit	1
#457	upsy daisy	1
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#2411	valuable trinket	1
#147	vampire chowder	2
#247	vampire collar	8
#245	vampire glitter	1
#76	vampire pearl	12
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#45	vampire pearl ring	1
#53	velcro broadsword	1
#28	velcro shield	1
#764	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	10
#80	vial of Gnomochloric acid	1
#77	vial of The Glistening	10
#67	vial of baconstone juice	1
#67	vial of hamethyst juice	1
#31	vial of holy water	128
#321	vial of patchouli oil	1
#62	vial of porquoise juice	1
#1043	viking helmet	1
#354	vinegar	110
#648	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	1
#51	vinyl shield	1
#639	vodka and cranberry	1
#101	vodka gibson	1
#466	vodka martini	1
#258	vodka stratocaster	1
#133	volcanic ash	59
#141	volleyball	1
#64	voodoo snuff	24
#282	vorpal blade	24
#397	wad of cotton	7
#386	wad of dough	104
#105	wad of slimy rags	10
#272	wad of tofu	19
#131	walrus ice cream	1
#89	walrus-tusk earring	12
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#205	wang	11
#511	war tongs	1
#342	warbear accoutrements chunk	1
#186	warbear auto-anvil	1
#106	warbear badge	1
#6	warbear bearserker greaves	1
#290	warbear beeping telegram	4
#6	warbear ceremonial party pants	1
#188	warbear chemistry lab	1
#306	warbear drone assembler	1
🥉	warbear electric long johns	1
#5	warbear electric warscarf	1
#4	warbear electro-spiked helm	1
#149	warbear empathy chip	4
#113	warbear energy bracers	2
#196	warbear exhaust manifold	1
#8	warbear fancy fedora	1
#190	warbear feasting mead	1
#4	warbear fleece-lined long johns	1
#7	warbear fleece-lined warscarf	1
#209	warbear foil hat	1
#11	warbear goggles	1
#383	warbear gyrocopter	1
#339	warbear helm fragment	1
#7	warbear high festival pants	1
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#179	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
#199	warbear laser beacon	1
#94	warbear liquid lasers	1
#219	warbear metalworking primer	5
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#6	warbear nuclear bowtie	1
🥈	warbear officer greaves	1
#144	warbear officer requisition box	3
#198	warbear oil pan	1
#8	warbear party pants	1
#9	warbear plain fedora	1
#6	warbear plain helm	1
#7	warbear plain ushanka	1
#7	warbear plasma bowtie	1
#9	warbear polarized goggles	1
#364	warbear procedural hilarity drone	2
#87	warbear rejuvenation potion	1
#381	warbear requisition box	1
#419	warbear robo-camouflage unit	1
#431	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	1
#10	warbear snowblindness goggles	1
#297	warbear soda machine assembler	1
#88	warbear superpotion	1
#344	warbear trouser fragment	1
#13	warbear warscarf	1
#491	warbear whosit	56
#252	warehouse key	1
#413	warm mushroom	3
#51	wasabi marble soda	9
#102	wasabi pocky	1
#109	wasabi-infused sake	1
🥈	washboard shield	1
#191	water pipe bomb	411
#219	water purification pills	1
#474	water wings	1
#120	water-polo cap	2
#87	water-polo mitt	1
#64	watered-down Red Minotaur	61
#26	wax hat	1
#23	wax pants	1
#56	weremoose spit	17
#126	wet stew	1
#160	wet venom duct	1
#139	whalebone corset	6
#37	whip kit	22
#129	whisker pencil	70
#649	whiskey and cola	1
#411	whiskey and soda	1
#74	whiskey sour	40
#262	white Canadian	11
#159	white Xanadian	2
#48	white belt	1
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#236	white chocolate and tomato pizza	10
#61	white chocolate chip brownies	2
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#202	white chocolate chips	70
#311	white class ring	26
#201	white collar	8
#24	white earbuds	1
#58	white hat hacker T-shirt	22
#466	white lightning	17
#476	white picket fence	6
#183	white pixel	256
#416	white rice	1
#228	white satin pants	18
#180	white satin shield	12
#120	white snake skin	110
#122	white snakeskin duster	1
#259	white sword	19
#126	white tulip	1
#88	white whip	1
#118	wholeberd	1
#512	wicker shield	1
#46	wiffle-flail	2
#37	wild honey pie	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#106	willyweed	15
#110	wind-up Whatsian robot	3
#2053	wind-up chattering teeth	1
#132	wind-up ensign	2
#479	wind-up meatcar	18
#118	wind-up navigation droid	2
#23	wind-up owl	24
#815	windchimes	1
#415	wine spritzer	1
#58	wine-soaked bone chips	16
#94	wings of fire	1
#1066	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	2
#69	witch wart	2
#136	witty rapier	51
#29	woimbook	1
#1245	wolf mask	1
#1027	wolfman mask	1
#428	wonderwall shield	1
#218	wooden axe	3
#932	wooden block	2
#68	wooden figurine	11
#102	wooden salad bowl	1
#22	wooden spoon	1
#184	wooden stakes	17
#34	wool hat	91
#36	wooly loincloth	1
#76	world's most unappetizing beverage	1
#281	world's smallest violin	1
#554	worn tophat	1
#896	worthless gewgaw	1
#1042	worthless knick-knack	1
#784	worthless trinket	1
#130	woven baling wire bracelets	7
#163	wreath of laurels	4
#197	wrench bracelet	18
#95	wriggling severed nose	1
#35	wristwatch of the white knight	2
#26	wumpus hair	64
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#1046	wussiness potion	1
#1454	x-ray specs	1
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
#176	yak anorak	1
#355	yak skin	1
#80	yak toupee	1
#118	yak whip	1
#109	yakskin buckler	1
#43	yakskin kilt	2
#55	yakskin pants	2
#125	yam candy	2
#72	ye olde golde frontes	3
#566	yellow candy heart	37
#229	yellow drunki-bear	1
#522	yellow gummi ingot	40
#19	yellow matter custard	9
#274	yellow paisley oyster egg	10
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#417	yellow plastic oyster egg	14
#881	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	2
#1736	yeti fur	1
#1260	yo-yo	11
#606	yohohoyo	1
#62	yummy death watch beetle	34
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#78	zombie dinosaur egg	1

Wow, that's 137,803 items total!

what items are this player missing?