Museum :: Zanchvegas

Zanchvegas

Rank	Item	Quantity
#218	"DRINK ME" potion	118
#66	"KICK ME" sign	12
#59	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	22
#273	1-ball	20
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#89	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	143
#239	1952 Mickey Mantle card	1
#287	2-ball	17
#253	3-ball	22
#55	30669 scroll	183
#83	33398 scroll	342
#119	334 scroll	62
#179	37x37x37 puzzle cube	4
#380	4-ball	12
#29	4-d camera	19
#217	4-dimensional guitar	8
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#383	5-ball	12
#313	6-ball	16
#118	668 scroll	11
#63	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	90
#489	7-ball	9
#376	8-ball	72
#626	9-ball	1
#19	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	49
#37	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	4
#52	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	4
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#132	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	2
#46	ASCII shirt	82
#82	Alewife™ Ale	31
#230	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#231	Alice's Army Coward	1
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#248	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#212	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#227	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#225	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#255	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#258	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#173	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#251	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#877	Ancient Saucehelm	3
#376	Angelhair Culottes	3
#2095	Angry Farmer candy	1
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#124	Ankh of Badahnkadh	3
#287	Argarggagarg's fang	6
#95	Asleep in the Cemetery	11
#217	Atomic Pop	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#57	Aye Aye	1
#441	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	2
#137	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	6
#108	BGE merchandise order form	38
#364	BGE pocket calendar	2
#898	BGE shotglass	6
#184	BGE temporary tattoo	5
#436	BGE tiny plastic toy	3
#37	BOOtonniere	2
#30	BRICKO bat	2
#503	BRICKO brick	1
#13	BRICKO bulwark	17
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#46	BRICKO pearl	5
#21	BRICKO python	2
#31	BRICKO reactor	25
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#375	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	3
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#363	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	29
#136	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	15
#393	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	5
#187	Bash-Ōs cereal	3
#34	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	1
#103	Battlie Light Saver	8
#52	Ben-Gal™ Balm	113
#77	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	2
#28	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	13
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#114	BitterSweetTarts	16
#138	Bjorn's Hammer	3
#40	Black Body™ spray	16
#773	Black No. 2	1
#123	Blackfly Chardonnay	64
#89	Blatantly Canadian	74
#334	Bling of the New Wave	4
#43	Blizzards I Have Died In	10
#568	Blood Light	1
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#125	Bohemian rhapsody	4
#424	Bone's Farm "wine"	3
#197	Bonerdagon necklace	48
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#290	Boris's ring	6
#1673	Boss Bat bling	1
#343	Boss Bat britches	41
#95	Bowl of Scorpions	2
#50	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	29
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#585	Bulky Buddy Box	5
#135	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	4
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#46	C.H.U.M. knife	16
#82	C.H.U.M. lantern	2
#363	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	3
#263	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	3
#508	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#244	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	3
#251	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	3
#465	CRIMBCO mug	25
#211	CRIMBCO wine	36
#193	CRIMBCOIDS mints	11
#371	CRIMBCOLOAF	7
#53	CSA all-purpose soap	122
#67	CSA bravery badge	137
#69	CSA cheerfulness ration	145
#79	CSA discount card	138
#149	CSA fire-starting kit	137
#84	CSA obedience grenade	130
#80	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	151
#70	Camp Scout pup tent	183
#35	Can-Can skirt	2
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#265	Cherry Cloaca Cola	4
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
🥈	ChibiBuddy™ (on)	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#198	Claw of the Infernal Seal	5
#128	Claybender glasses	2
#823	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	3
#999	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#153	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	4
#609	Codpiece of the Goblin King	13
#37	Coily™	2
#694	Colander of Em-er'il	4
#265	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#213	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	5
#42	Comet Drop	3
#103	Comet Pop	1
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#92	Cookbook of the Damned	5
#318	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	8
#249	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	3
#466	Corpse Island iced tea	11
#182	Cosmic Calorie	3
#363	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	15
#143	Crimbo candied pecan	161
#142	Crimbo fudge	172
#134	Crimbo peppermint bark	174
#23	Crimbo pie	419
#144	Crimbo salad	6
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#112	Crown of the Goblin King	158
#228	Daffy Taffy	143
#205	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	3
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#463	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	13
#306	Diet Cloaca Cola	3
#419	Disco 'Fro Pick	7
#92	Disco Banjo	6
#313	Divine	1
#419	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	12
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#454	Dolphin King's crown	10
#844	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	2
#24	Dramatic™ range	79
#48	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	236
#154	Drowsy Sword	117
#107	Duskwalker fangs	3
#97	Duskwalker syringe	6
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#441	Dyspepsi-Cola	145
#999	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	2
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#956	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#177	Eau de Guaneau	3
#618	El Sombrero De Lopez	4
#99	El Vibrato drone	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#221	El Vibrato power sphere	5
#134	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	5
#125	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	5
#127	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	3
#172	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	2
#130	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	2
#112	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	10
#120	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	8
#67	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	10
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#699	Elder Turtle Shell	4
#100	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	38
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#105	Elmley shades	11
#60	Elron's Explosive Etude	2
#130	Elvish delight	2
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#244	Ent cider	47
#844	FDKOL commendation	7
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#42	FDKOL hotcakes	200
#484	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	11
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#130	Fitspiration™ poster	5
#100	Flaskfull of Hollow	10
#32	Frat Army FGF	268
#66	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	6
🥇	French slippers	1
#214	Frogade	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#50	Frosty's frosty mug	42
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
#30	Fun-Guy spore	15
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#123	GOTO	4
#45	Gaia beads	122
#369	Galapagosian Cuisses	3
#167	Game Grid ticket	30
#292	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	4
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#79	Genalen™ Bottle	64
#24	Gene Tonic: Horror	1
#139	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	8
#29	Ghost Dog Chow	40
#12	Gin Mint	47
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#142	Gnollish casserole dish	7
#211	Gnollish flyswatter	14
#126	Gnollish pie server	16
#242	Gnollish pie tin	16
#347	Gnollish plunger	7
#174	Gnollish slotted spoon	12
#198	Gnollish toolbox	29
#151	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	3
#59	Go-Wassail	374
#75	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	3
#363	Goodfella contract	83
#176	Gordon Bennett	2
#45	Grateful Undead T-shirt	12
#348	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	3
#86	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	1
#41	Greek fire	3
#891	Green Clover of Justice	2
#87	Green Manalishi	16
#64	Groll doll	18
#85	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	1
#524	Gummi-Gnauga	3
#36	Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	1
#42	Half a Purse	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#201	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	23
#548	Heimandatz's heart	3
#154	Hell broth	1
#241	Hell ramen	15
#66	Hellfire Spicy Beans	1
#22	Hippy Army MPE	704
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#34	Hodgman's blanket	31
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#66	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#171	Hollandaise helmet	50
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#215	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	2
#92	Iiti Kitty phone charm	56
#99	Imp Ale	2,669
#19	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	50
#205	Instant Karma	53
#139	Iron Beta of Industry	69
#293	Jack-in-the-box	21
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#80	Jacob's rung	2
#357	Jarlsberg's earring	4
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#74	Jefferson wings	4
#481	Jocko Homo's head	4
#223	Jolly Roger charrrm	19
#121	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	22
#899	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	2
#97	Junk-Bond	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#19	Kissin' Cousins	14
#81	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	2
#246	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
#82	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	11
#109	Knob Goblin elite helm	58
#119	Knob Goblin elite pants	50
#90	Knob Goblin elite polearm	69
#70	Knob Goblin elite shirt	112
#12	Knob Goblin eyedrops	254
#129	Knob Goblin firecracker	198
#71	Knob Goblin harem pants	99
#604	Knob Goblin harem veil	4
#517	Knob Goblin love potion	14
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#311	Knob Goblin melon baller	6
#58	Knob Goblin nasal spray	43
#155	Knob Goblin pants	103
#52	Knob Goblin perfume	69
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#174	Knob Goblin scimitar	95
#487	Knob Goblin seltzer	13
#215	Knob Goblin spatula	65
#469	Knob Goblin steroids	13
#333	Knob Goblin superseltzer	15
#231	Knob Goblin tongs	80
#216	Knob Goblin visor	32
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#366	Knob mushroom	16
#82	Knob nuts	13
#343	Knob pasty	1
#216	Knob sausage	32
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#89	Knob stir-fry	4
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#120	Knob stuffed shells	14
#242	Knoll mushroom	53
#110	Knoll shroomkabob	15
#18	Knoll stir-fry	20
#199	Krakrox's Loincloth	5
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#73	LCD game: Burger Belt	13
#56	LCD game: Food Eater	22
#69	LCD game: Garbage River	14
#481	LED block	2
🥇	LWA ring	1
#328	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	4
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#318	Lederhosen of the Night	4
#112	Leonard's glasses	1
#101	Let Me Be!	10
#102	Li'l Businessman Kit	2
#92	Libram of BRICKOs	1
#34	Lockenstock™ sandals	203
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#179	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	124
#883	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	1
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#578	M-242	10
#29	Mace of the Tortoise	18
#466	Mad Train wine	207
#308	Mae West	1
#1560	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	2
#117	Manetwich	8
#103	Mariner's Friend cough drops	8
#47	Mark of the Bugbear	7
#32	Mark of the Ghost	9
#36	Mark of the Skeleton	8
#36	Mark of the Vampire	8
#44	Mark of the Werewolf	7
#32	Mark of the Zombie	8
#45	Martialest Arts trophy	1
#154	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	2
#94	Maxing, Relaxing	8
#305	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	6
#58	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	171
#264	Meat detector	2
#148	Meat maid body	1
#55	Meat-inflating powder	2
#359	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	13
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#37	Mer-kin begsign	4
#49	Mer-kin cancerstick	4
#57	Mer-kin cheatsheet	1
#17	Mer-kin digpick	18
#26	Mer-kin dodgeball	1
#22	Mer-kin dragnet	1
#40	Mer-kin eyeglasses	3
#8	Mer-kin facecowl	5
#33	Mer-kin fastjuice	36
#39	Mer-kin finpaddle	3
#47	Mer-kin fitbrine	6
#74	Mer-kin foodbucket	14
#80	Mer-kin healscroll	12
#141	Mer-kin hidepaint	1
#57	Mer-kin hookspear	13
#33	Mer-kin killscroll	30
#45	Mer-kin knucklebone	4
#49	Mer-kin lipstick	9
#26	Mer-kin mouthsoap	11
#55	Mer-kin pinkslip	4
#92	Mer-kin prayerbeads	4
#83	Mer-kin roundshield	2
#54	Mer-kin sawdust	1
#74	Mer-kin sneakmask	3
#59	Mer-kin stopwatch	1
#20	Mer-kin takebag	37
#34	Mer-kin thighguard	1
#163	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
#74	Mer-kin weaksauce	2
#62	Mer-kin wordquiz	1
#60	Mer-kin worktea	1
#184	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	22
#177	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	502
#498	Microplushie: Bropane	17
#563	Microplushie: Dorkonide	4
#439	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	9
#583	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	2
#407	Microplushie: Gothochondria	18
#581	Microplushie: Hippylase	13
#577	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#448	Microplushie: Hobomosome	11
#504	Microplushie: Otakulone	20
#586	Microplushie: Raverdrine	8
#437	Microplushie: Sororitrate	18
#43	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	8
#26	Miniborg strangler	16
🥉	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	5
#218	Misty Cape	7
#280	Misty Cloak	3
#291	Misty Robe	3
#1962	Mob Penguin cellular phone	2
#103	Mohawk wig	129
#14	Mon Tiki	166
#428	Monstar energy beverage	5
#93	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#84	Mornington crescent roll	11
#361	Mountain Stream soda	56
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#23	Mr. Eh?	1
#185	Mr. Haggis	5
#57	Mr. Joe's bangles	19
#678	Mr. Mediocrebar	77
#34	Ms. Accessory	1
#103	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	1
#71	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#18	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	2
#35	Mudflap-Girl Ring	2
#374	NG	1
#44	NPZR chemistry set	172
#169	Nardz energy beverage	4
#208	Necrotelicomnicon	3
#226	Neuromancer	2
#272	Newbiesport™ tent	9
#348	Newman's Own Trousers	3
#269	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	25
#85	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#182	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	7
#121	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	15
#234	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	4
#182	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	4
#183	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	4
#186	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	4
#96	Nuclear Blastball	33
#94	O'RLY manual	16
#167	Oil of Parrrlay	19
#38	Okee-Dokee soda	31
#217	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#40	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	39
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#417	Orange Star of Sacrifice	5
#276	Orcish baseball cap	12
#194	Orcish cargo shorts	18
#281	Orcish frat-paddle	10
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#171	PADL Phone	81
#92	PB&BP	1
#237	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	1
#120	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	18
#146	Pasta Spoon of Peril	2
#21	Pendant of Fire	2
#503	Penultimate Fantasy chest	19
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#110	Piddles	14
#391	Pine-Fresh air freshener	7
#236	Pink Heart of Spirit	4
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#81	Pokëmann band-aid	19
#467	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	4
#568	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	2
#194	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	4
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#446	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	3
#589	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	2
#487	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	4
#151	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	5
#146	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	9
#160	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	12
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#163	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	11
#207	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	10
#171	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	11
#253	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	8
#98	Polka Pop	10
#128	Polysniff Perfume	3
#31	Prelude of Precision	3
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#258	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	3
#255	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#21	Putrid Pendant	2
#38	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	43
#36	Ralph IX cognac	5
#333	Ram's Face Lager	86
#88	Red Army camouflage kit	7
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#370	Red Rover BB gun	9
#80	Red X Shield	1
#330	Regular Cloaca Cola	2
#1202	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	2
#40	Ring of Fire	2
#36	Ring of the Sewer Snake	2
#751	Rock Pops	68
#82	Rock and Roll Legend	27
#87	Rogue Windmill Rouge	2
#142	S.A.V.E. flyer	1
#40	S.T.L.T.	3
#29	SMOOCH soda	193
#72	SPF 451 lip balm	30
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#513	Safari Jack's moustache	3
🥇	SalesCo sample kit	1
#77	Saturday Night Special	5
#661	Scalp of Gorgolok	5
#42	Schrödinger's thermos	1,019
#1319	Senior Mints	1
#84	Sensual Massage for Creeps	10
#230	Shivering Chèvre	1
#92	Shot of the Living Dead	1
#100	Silver Bullet beer	23
#282	Sinful Desires	2
#126	Skullery Maid's Knee	5
#89	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	8
#114	Smart Bone Dust	2
#82	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	15
#150	Sneaky Pete's key lime	2
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#400	Snow Queen Crown	5
#29	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	3
#132	Space Tourist Phaser	3
#120	Space Tours Tripple	10
#136	Spam Witch sammich	447
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#692	Spooky Surprise Egg	7
#62	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	17
#141	Spookyraven signet	1
#130	Squat-Thrust Magazine	5
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#94	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#61	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
#66	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#121	Staff of the Soupbone	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#44	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	5
#38	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	7
#52	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	5
#32	Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	1
#482	Sugar Cog	3
#158	Summer Nights	6
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#67	Super Weight-Gain 9000	3
#123	Supernova Champagne	68
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#70	Sweet Sword	6
#70	TÎ¤◊lisman of Baiø‡	1
#98	T.U.R.D.S. Key	10
#614	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	10
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#944	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	8
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#942	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	8
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#741	tiny plastic moneybee	5
#4847	tiny plastic mosquito	3
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#973	tiny plastic mumblebee	3
#203	tiny plastic mutant elf	5
#2154	tiny plastic ninja snowman	3
#4346	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#1137	tiny plastic peacannon	1
#2859	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	6
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#952	tiny plastic scary clown	8
#4450	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#1782	tiny plastic senile lihc	4
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#2158	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	3
#361	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	7
#1720	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	4
#4899	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	3
#1464	tiny plastic spooky vampire	5
#6128	tiny plastic stab bat	2
#4016	tiny plastic star starfish	4
#109	tiny plastic stocking mimic	5
#171	tiny plastic strand of DNA	5
#1451	tiny plastic taco cat	5
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#864	tiny plastic the Free Man	2
#647	tiny plastic topiary golem	11
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#1771	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	4
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#1447	tiny plastic warwelf	5
#1725	tiny plastic whitesnake	4
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#571	tiny shaker of salt	4
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#2127	toy mercenary	1
#1342	toy ray gun	4
#1190	toy soldier	1
#1439	toy space helmet	3
#78	transdermal smoke patch	2
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#2485	tree-eating kite	3
#257	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	5
#36	triggerfingerbone	7
#84	trilobite candy mold	2
#604	trilobite fossil	5
#102	troll britches	2
#125	tropical swill	1
#19	trousers of the white knight	2
#138	trout fang	1
#93	troutpiece	1
#54	true grit	74
#180	tube of dread wax	27
#67	tube of hair oil	8
#259	tube sock	2
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#106	turtle-shaped rock	3
#94	turtlemail bits	45
#101	turtlemail breeches	1
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#113	turtlemail hauberk	1
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#26	twinkly nuggets	4,653
#61	twinkly powder	751
#4	twitching claw	167
#39	twitching trigger finger	2
#132	ultimate ultimate frisbee	6
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#42	underwater slingshot	25
#417	unearthly onyx	1
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#84	unidentified jerky	492
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#212	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	32
#29	unspeakable lozenges	1
#663	unstable DNA	77
#68	unstable laser battery	205
#721	untamable turtle	3
#867	unusual disco ball	3
#366	upsy daisy	3
#406	urinal cake	4
#1405	useless powder	11
#312	valuable trinket	289
#97	vampire chowder	9
#72	vampire collar	31
#1601	vampire duck-on-a-string	3
#669	vanilla-frosted king cake	1
#43	veiny spore pod	6
#13	vengeful spirit	4
#169	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	54
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#80	vial of Gnomochloric acid	1
#105	vial of The Glistening	5
#85	vial of holy water	21
#11	vial of hot blood	6
#74	vibrating cyborg knife	33
#66	vibrating mushroom	1
#212	viking helmet	77
#648	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	1
#51	vinyl shield	1
#319	vitachoconutriment capsule	19
#31	vitamin G pill	25
#234	vodka and cranberry	10
#51	vodka and tonic	12
#105	vodka martini	23
#53	vodka stratocaster	21
#211	volcanic ash	29
#118	voodoo glowskull	11
#25	voodoo snuff	59
#179	vorpal blade	50
#295	wad of dough	167
#217	wad of slimy rags	1
#257	wad of tofu	22
#131	walrus ice cream	1
#687	walrus-tusk earring	1
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#266	wand of pigification	1
#101	wang	58
#160	war tongs	20
#606	warbear whosit	6
#145	warm mushroom	12
#109	wasabi-infused sake	1
#96	water pipe bomb	986
#91	water purification pills	189
#474	water wings	1
#179	water-polo cap	1
#87	water-polo mitt	1
#48	weathered barrel	101
#42	wedge of gray cheese	1
#99	weremoose spit	5
#97	wet venom duct	4
#82	whalebone corset	20
#54	whip kit	11
#54	whisker pencil	112
#175	whiskey and cola	13
#76	whiskey and soda	17
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#159	white Xanadian	2
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#276	white candygram	1
#202	white chocolate and tomato pizza	12
#263	white chocolate chip cookies	14
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#75	white hat hacker T-shirt	18
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#208	white picket fence	19
#416	white rice	1
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#91	white satin shield	32
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#48	white snakeskin duster	3
#121	white sword	55
#88	white whip	1
#118	wholeberd	1
#1933	whoopie cushion	1
#37	wicker shield	177
#89	wiffle-flail	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#55	willyweed	68
#126	wind-up Whatsian robot	2
#1456	wind-up chattering teeth	8
#167	wind-up ensign	1
#479	wind-up meatcar	18
#153	wind-up navigation droid	1
#51	wind-up spider	4
#132	wind-up vampire teeth	2
#341	windchimes	19
#23	windicle	4
#32	wine spritzer	47
#162	wine-soaked bone chips	6
#94	wings of fire	1
#208	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	268
#196	witty rapier	24
#38	wolf mask	2,010
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#10	wolfskull mask	7
#173	wonderwall shield	8
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#66	wool hat	46
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#62	world's smallest violin	19
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#229	wreath of laurels	3
#88	wrench bracelet	41
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#94	wussiness potion	256
#1329	x-ray specs	2
#27	yak anorak	30
#221	yak skin	4
#51	yak toupee	2
#118	yak whip	1
#109	yakskin buckler	1
#43	yakskin kilt	2
#106	yakskin pants	1
#110	ye olde golde frontes	2
#336	yellow brick road	1
#1377	yellow candy heart	1
#399	yellow candygram	1
#202	yellow glowstick	7
#225	yellow gummi ingot	149
#25	yellow pixel	1,673
#2115	yellow snowcone	1
#372	yeti fur	442
#1780	yo-yo	4
#143	yohohoyo	24
#124	yuletide troll chrysalis	1
#128	yummy death watch beetle	5
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#148	zmobie	1
#128	zombie hollandaise	6
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 167,023 items total!

what items are this player missing?