Museum :: Retro

Retro_Thrusters

Rank	Item	Quantity
#97	Überraschthexengebräu	2
#380	"DRINK ME" potion	20
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#50	"KICK ME" sign	40
#66	"meat" stick	10
#63	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	21
#125	1,970 carat gold	2
#500	1-ball	9
#35	1.21 jigawatts	5
#27	1/6th Pound Cake	5
#34	100-Watt bulb	5
#254	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	37
#211	1952 Mickey Mantle card	2
#464	2-ball	9
#22	25-meat staff	25
#481	3-ball	9
#178	30669 scroll	69
#229	33398 scroll	98
#113	334 scroll	68
#99	37x37x37 puzzle cube	37
#471	4-ball	9
#78	4-d camera	4
#78	4-dimensional fez	2
#142	4-dimensional guitar	16
#57	4:20 bomb	4
#79	5-Alarm Saucepan	5
#470	5-ball	9
#90	5-hour acrimony	5
#484	6-ball	9
#118	64067 scroll	5
#219	668 scroll	5
#54	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	100
#489	7-ball	9
#50	7-inch discus	1
#1172	8-ball	9
#36	8-billed baseball cap	5
#55	8-bit banana	5
#122	9-ball	9
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#409	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	2
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#50	A muse-bouche	10
#293	A. W. O. L. commendation	21
#45	ASCII fu manchu	15
#346	ASCII shirt	5
#27	Abyssal ember	5
#40	Accordion of Jordion	5
#34	Afternoon Delight	21
#74	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	5
#99	Aggressive Carrot	1
#56	Agitated Turkey	1
#178	Alewife™ Ale	6
#22	Alexy sauce	1
#274	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#230	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#231	Alice's Army Coward	1
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#72	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#39	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#248	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#212	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#227	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#225	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#255	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#258	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#173	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#251	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#121	Ambitious Turkey	2
#45	Amnesiac Ale	1
#432	Amulet of Yendor	50
#125	Ancient Protector Soda	3
#429	Angry Farmer candy	220
#214	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	5
#83	Ankh of Badahnkadh	5
#93	Arrrmetia trading card	2
#37	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	5
#45	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	5
#43	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	5
#37	Artist's Spatula of Despair	5
#37	Artist's Whisk of Misery	5
#572	Asleep in the Cemetery	3
#242	Atomic Comic	2
#81	Atomic Pop	11
#69	Aura Libre	1
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#57	Aye Aye	1
#42	Aye Aye, Captain	2
#65	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#164	BGE merchandise order form	27
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1447	BGE shotglass	1
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#55	BOOterfinger	5
#59	BOOtonniere	1
#214	BRAINS shorts	5
#28	BRICKO airship	1
#30	BRICKO bat	2
#368	BRICKO brick	25
#19	BRICKO bulwark	10
#21	BRICKO cathedral	1
#25	BRICKO egg	1
#24	BRICKO elephant	2
#311	BRICKO eye brick	25
#17	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#35	BRICKO hat	2
#16	BRICKO octopus	2
#24	BRICKO ooze	10
#25	BRICKO oyster	2
#34	BRICKO pants	2
#34	BRICKO pearl	10
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#85	BRICKO reactor	3
#77	BRICKO stud	5
#18	BRICKO sword	5
#41	BRICKO trunk	2
#38	BRICKO turtle	2
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#52	BROS Energy Drink	10
#58	BUBBLE GUM	5
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#86	Bangyomaman battle juice	5
#4296	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#393	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	5
#33	Barulio's bottle	21
#446	Bash-Ōs boxtop	2
#223	Bash-Ōs cereal	2
#46	Battlie Light Saver	45
#31	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
#52	Beignet Milgranet	5
#56	Belt of Howling Anger	9
#188	Ben-Gal™ Balm	5
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#368	Better Than Cuddling Cake	5
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#120	Big Punk	1
#132	Bit O' Ectoplasm	20
#30	Bit O' Quail Spleen	10
#167	BitterSweetTarts	4
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#69	Bjorn's Hammer	5
#101	Black Body™ spray	5
#57	Black Hole	1
#167	Black No. 2	65
#210	Blackfly Chardonnay	21
#389	Blatantly Canadian	5
#502	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#50	Blood 'n' Plenty	12
#528	Blood Light	2
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#91	Bohemian rhapsody	7
#26	Boletus Broletus mushroom	5
#344	Bone's Farm "wine"	5
#23	Bonestabber	2
#26	Boots of Twilight Whispers	15
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#45	Bordeaux Marteaux	5
#116	Boris's key lime	5
#203	Boris's key lime pie	5
#71	Boris's ring	19
#36	Boss Drops	50
#81	Bowl of Scorpions	5
#29	Brain Food Pastaco	1
#64	Bram's choker	2
#39	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	5
#1743	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#12	Bright Water	19
#318	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	24
#63	Bruno's blessing of Mars	5
#45	Bugbearclaw Donut	5
#585	Bulky Buddy Box	5
#71	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	5
#64	Buttery Knob	1
#94	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	6
#196	C.H.U.M. chum	6
#310	C.H.U.M. knife	3
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#18	CRIMBCO lanyard	54
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#66	CRIMBCO scrip	5,000
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#792	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
#786	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#134	CSA all-purpose soap	5
#111	CSA bravery badge	25
#185	CSA cheerfulness ration	5
#162	CSA discount card	10
#134	CSA obedience grenade	15
#138	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	21
#45	Caipiranha	1
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#142	Camp Scout pup tent	10
#32	Can of Spaghetto	1
#14	Can-Can skirt	5
#83	Candicaine	1
#66	Candy Alexander	1
#76	Cement Mixer	1
#36	Cerebral Cloche	5
#65	Cerebral Crossbow	5
#32	Cerebral Culottes	5
#60	Chakra Libre	1
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
#100	Charity's choker	1
#78	Cherry Cloaca Cola	32
#39	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	5
#29	Chester's Aquarius medallion	2
#53	Chester's bag of candy	2
#57	Chester's moustache	2
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#53	Chinese curse words	5
#80	Choco-Mint patty	2
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#22	Chori Zo trading card	5
#77	Chroner	1,282
#14	Chroner cross	1
#17	Chroner trigger	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#48	Citrus Crush wine cooler	5
#49	Claybender glasses	15
#48	Climate Colada	1
#168	Cloaca Cola Polar	1
#1268	Cloaca grenade	5
#831	Cloaca-Cola	24
#620	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	5
#534	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	5
#487	Cloaca-Cola helmet	5
#428	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	5
#490	Cloaca-Cola shield	5
#147	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	5
#24	Cloak of Dire Shadows	16
#91	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	12
#67	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	5
#687	Cold Hots candy	5
#98	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	8
#213	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	5
#30	Comet Drop	5
#31	Comet Pop	25
#139	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	5
#92	Cookbook of the Damned	5
#36	Cool Brunch Pastaco	1
#179	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	5
#257	Corpse Island iced tea	21
#86	Cracklin' Oat Bran	5
#80	Crazymaker	1
#21	Crepes a la Lune	2
#1483	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#416	Crimbo Credit	5
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#98	Crimbo candied pecan	320
#103	Crimbo fudge	320
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#54	Crimbo paste	2
#99	Crimbo peppermint bark	320
#134	Crimbo pie	25
#84	Crimbo salad	7
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#350	Crimbo wreath	2
#111	Crimbojito	2
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#239	Crimbonium fuel rod	5
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#195	Crimbot battery	4
#113	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	45
#45	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	10
#62	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	10
#58	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	10
#62	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	10
#48	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	10
#53	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	10
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#56	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	10
#45	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	10
#54	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	10
#62	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	10
#66	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	10
#116	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	45
#50	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	10
#60	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	10
#104	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	45
#42	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	45
#46	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	10
#51	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	10
#107	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	45
#50	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	10
#59	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	10
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#150	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	10
#109	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	45
#42	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	45
#250	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	10
#48	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	10
#1527	Crimboween memo	5
#796	Crimbuck	1,000
#1218	Crown of the Goblin King	19
#44	Cursed Punch	5
#187	D roll	40
#130	Daffy Taffy	280
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#56	Dark & Starry	1
#21	Das Überkühlraum trading card	5
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#64	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	5
#70	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	5
#20	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	3
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#74	Diet Cloaca Cola	24
#14	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	1
#8	Dinsey tattoo kit	1
#108	Disco Banjo	5
#192	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
#162	Divine	5
#113	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	54
#60	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	300
#17	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	50
#137	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	5
#163	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	10
#12	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	50
#246	Doc's Miracle Cure	5
#189	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#454	Dolphin King's crown	10
#191	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	55
#52	Doublepunchplanter	1
#144	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	25
#84	Drac & Tan	1
#153	Dramatic™ range	10
#183	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	20
#11	Dreadsylvanian cold pocket	1
#15	Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	1
#26	Dreadsylvanian grimlet	1
#8	Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	1
#14	Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	1
#27	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	1
#11	Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	1
#15	Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	1
#23	Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket	1
#9	Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	1
#74	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	3
#2740	Drowsy Sword	1
#63	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#54	Drunken Neurologist	1
#52	Drunken Philosopher	1
#81	Dump Truck	1
#46	Duskwalker fangs	15
#61	Duskwalker syringe	20
#78	Dweebisol™ inhaler	2
#1210	Dyspepsi grenade	5
#1194	Dyspepsi-Cola	24
#564	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	5
#515	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	5
#522	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	5
#445	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	5
#451	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	5
#131	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	5
#42	Earring of Fire	2
#47	Earth and Firewater	1
#71	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#116	Eau de Guaneau	5
#225	Ecto-Cooler	5
#48	Effermint™ tablets	120
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#160	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#161	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	4
#179	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	3
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#231	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#197	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#164	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	6
#112	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	9
#126	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	5
#1468	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#387	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	5
#191	Elfin shortbread	5
#64	Elizabeth's paintbrush	2
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#206	Elmley shades	5
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#58	Elvish delight	10
#101	Enchanted Flyswatter	2
#103	Enchanted Plunger	2
#25	Energy Buzz Pastaco	1
#755	Ent cider	5
#66	Event Horizon	1
#123	Everlasting Deckswabber	4
#33	Every Day is Like This Sundae	3
#53	Extra-slimy Slimosa	1
#73	FDKOL commendation	9,247
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#390	FDKOL hotcakes	5
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#56	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	5
#124	Fantasma en la Máquina	21
#26	Fauna Libre	5
#105	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	140
#116	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	7
#28	Fettris	2
#1166	Feynman gate	5
#169	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
#57	Firewater	1
#130	Fitspiration™ poster	5
#31	Five Second Energy™	2
#105	Flamin' Whatshisname	2
#64	Flaming Caipiranha	1
#77	Flaming Knob	1
#40	Flaming Mohobo	5
#71	Flaming Sazerorc	1
#24	Flan in the Moon	5
#128	Flaskfull of Hollow	1
#52	Flying Caipiranha	1
#23	Fog Murderer	21
#22	Frankly Mr. Shank	3
#343	Frat Army FGF	5
#74	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	5
#49	French bronilla brogurt	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#164	Friendliness Beverage	35
#50	Friendly Turkey	1
#105	Frogade	5
#62	Fromage Pinotage	2
#36	Frost™ brand sword	5
#84	Frosty's arm	1
#31	Frosty's carrot	3
#697	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#62	Frown Exerciser	1
#116	Fu Manchu Wax	2
#39	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	9
#126	Fudgie Roll	2
#66	Fun-Guy spore	2
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#64	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
#62	GOTO	20
#364	Gaia beads	5
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#143	Game Grid ticket	50
#193	Game Grid token	5
#12	Game Grid valued membership card	1
#149	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	5
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#26	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	15
#69	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	5
#99	Gearhead Goo	5
#54	Genalen™ Bottle	100
#18	Gene Tonic: Beast	5
#25	Gene Tonic: Constellation	1
#20	Gene Tonic: Construct	2
#20	Gene Tonic: Demon	1
#25	Gene Tonic: Dude	2
#18	Gene Tonic: Elemental	2
#16	Gene Tonic: Elf	2
#21	Gene Tonic: Fish	2
#20	Gene Tonic: Goblin	1
#20	Gene Tonic: Hippy	1
#13	Gene Tonic: Hobo	2
#20	Gene Tonic: Horror	2
#17	Gene Tonic: Humanoid	2
#12	Gene Tonic: Insect	2
#14	Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	2
#13	Gene Tonic: Orc	2
#28	Gene Tonic: Penguin	2
#19	Gene Tonic: Pirate	2
#21	Gene Tonic: Plant	2
#14	Gene Tonic: Slime	2
#14	Gene Tonic: Undead	5
#19	Gene Tonic: Weird	5
🥈	General Assembly Module	3
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#93	Gets-You-Drunk	1
#47	Ghost Dog Chow	5
#105	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#67	Gin Mint	2
#37	Glo-Pop	10
#115	Gnollish Crossdress	2
#58	Gnollish autoplunger	5
#167	Gnollish casserole dish	5
#64	Gnollish flyswatter	55
#12	Gnollish pie server	280
#132	Gnollish pie tin	46
#41	Gnollish plunger	112
#25	Gnollish slotted spoon	100
#42	Gnollish toolbox	175
#33	Gnomish toolbox	5
#82	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	5
#817	Go-Wassail	9
#36	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	21
#14	Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	1
#24	Golden Light	3
#45	Golden Mean	2
#49	Good 'n' Slimy	8
#118	Gordon Bennett	6
#67	Grasshopper	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#117	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	1
#108	Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	1
#101	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	1
#46	Great Older Fashioned	2
#38	Greaves of the Murk Lord	13
#46	Green Burlap	2
#39	Green Giant	5
#81	Green Manalishi	21
#51	Green Muslin	1
#59	Green Velvet	1
#24	Grey Guanon	2
#16	Grim Brothers' story book	1
#87	Groll doll	5
#290	Gummi-DNA	2
#398	Gummi-Gnauga	5
#55	Gummy Brains	10
#33	Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	2
#60	Hairpiece On Fire	1
#22	Half a Purse	3
#27	Hand in Glove	3
#18	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	3
#28	Handsome Devil	3
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#73	Hatorade	5
#329	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	10
#134	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	5
#33	Haymaker	2
#77	Hell broth	5
#383	Hell ramen	5
#36	Helm of the Scream Emperor	11
#26	Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	1
#49	Herring Daiquiri	1
#46	Herring Wallbanger	1
#52	Herringtini	1
#52	Hersey™ SMOOCH	2
#29	Highest Bitter	2
#54	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	5
#351	Hippy Army MPE	10
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
#24	Hodgman's almanac	2
#176	Hodgman's blanket	8
#42	Hodgman's bow tie	2
#24	Hodgman's harmonica	2
#39	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	2
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#63	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	2
#47	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	2
#65	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#144	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#121	Holiday Fun!	1
#21	Hollandaise helmet	1,240
#60	Hot 'n' Scarys	2
#74	How to Avoid Scams	25
#96	How to Play Othello	5
#76	Humanitini	1
#45	Hundred Headed IPA	6
#78	Hunger™ Sauce	1
#63	Ice Island Long Tea	2
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
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#10	very large caltrop	5
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#49	viking helmet	470
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#186	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	109
#27	vinyl boots	1
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#16	vinyl shield	3
#40	violent pastilles	5
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#21	viscous lava globs	20
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#118	vodka and cranberry	21
#79	vodka and tonic	5
#49	vodka gibson	5
#111	vodka martini	21
#135	vodka stratocaster	5
#225	volcanic ash	25
#69	volleyball	5
#94	voodoo glowskull	25
#471	voodoo snuff	2
#342	vorpal blade	15
#101	votive candle	2
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#231	wad of tofu	30
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#131	walrus ice cream	1
#227	walrus-tusk earring	5
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#266	wand of pigification	1
#328	wang	5
#179	war tongs	15
#188	warbear LP-ROM burner	1
#329	warbear accoutrements chunk	2
#186	warbear auto-anvil	1
#106	warbear badge	1
#478	warbear battery	1
#9	warbear battle greaves	1
#6	warbear bearserker greaves	1
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#252	warbear bearserker potion	1
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#170	warbear blizzard mead	1
🥇	warbear breakfast machine	1
#292	warbear breakfast machine assembler	1
#6	warbear ceremonial party pants	1
#188	warbear chemistry lab	1
#16	warbear dress greaves	1
#306	warbear drone assembler	1
#42	warbear drone codes	1
🥉	warbear electric long johns	1
#5	warbear electric warscarf	1
#4	warbear electro-spiked helm	1
#297	warbear empathy chip	1
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#199	warbear energy bracers	1
#196	warbear exhaust manifold	1
#188	warbear exo-arm	1
#8	warbear fancy fedora	1
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#190	warbear feasting mead	1
#8	warbear feathered fedora	1
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#7	warbear fleece-lined warscarf	1
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#5	warbear heated ushanka	1
#326	warbear helm fragment	2
#7	warbear high festival pants	1
#192	warbear high-efficiency still	1
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#120	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	10
#168	warbear induction oven	1
#179	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
#199	warbear laser beacon	1
#13	warbear laser bowtie	1
#6	warbear lined ushanka	1
#94	warbear liquid lasers	1
#273	warbear liquid overcoat	1
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#247	warbear metalworking primer	4
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
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🥈	warbear officer greaves	1
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#198	warbear oil pan	1
#8	warbear party pants	1
#9	warbear plain fedora	1
#6	warbear plain helm	1
#7	warbear plain ushanka	1
#7	warbear plasma bowtie	1
#9	warbear polarized goggles	1
#238	warbear procedural hilarity drone	5
#87	warbear rejuvenation potion	1
#302	warbear requisition box	4
#234	warbear robo-camouflage unit	5
#245	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	5
#10	warbear snowblindness goggles	1
🥈	warbear soda machine	1
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#88	warbear superpotion	1
#111	warbear thermoregulator bread	3
#320	warbear trouser fragment	2
#272	warbear wardance potion	1
#104	warbear warrior bread	2
#13	warbear warscarf	1
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#55	warehouse clerk's glasses	5
#42	warm fur	1
#309	warm mushroom	5
#20	warm war shawarma	2
#36	wasabi marble soda	12
#28	wasabi pocky	12
#31	wasabi-infused sake	12
🥈	washboard shield	1
#623	water pipe bomb	22
#146	water purification pills	21
#191	water wings	8
#5	water wings for babies	25
#190	watered-down Red Minotaur	1
#22	waterlogged bootstraps	2
#100	waterlogged crate	2
#40	wax banana	1
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#23	wax pants	1
#11	weasel stomping pants	1
#42	wedge of gray cheese	1
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#126	wet stew	1
#53	wet venom duct	8
#50	whalebone corset	45
#61	whatsit-covered turtle shell	2
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#39	whimpering willow bark	20
#18	whip kit	105
#448	whisker pencil	3
#122	whiskey and cola	21
#64	whiskey and soda	21
#45	whiskey bittersweet	5
#180	whiskey in a broken glass	6
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#176	white Canadian	21
#100	white Xanadian	5
#78	white balloon	1,000
#48	white belt	1
#40	white blood cells	5
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#21	white chocolate chip brownies	14
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#260	white collar	5
#49	white elephant gift	1
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#414	white lightning	21
#68	white mana	2
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#43	white picket fence	75
#205	white pixel	216
#175	white rice	11
#213	white satin pants	20
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#38	white snake skin	450
#19	white snakeskin duster	15
#34	white sword	255
#31	white whip	5
#44	white wine	5
#65	whole roasted chicken	1
#80	whole turkey leg	5
#32	wholeberd	5
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#26	wiffle-flail	5
#15	wild honey pie	2
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#167	willyweed	2
#85	wind-up Whatsian robot	5
#1408	wind-up chattering teeth	9
#73	wind-up ensign	5
#651	wind-up meatcar	7
#70	wind-up navigation droid	5
#81	wind-up owl	5
#166	wind-up vampire teeth	1
#461	windchimes	10
#62	wine spritzer	21
#94	wings of fire	1
#67	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	760
#615	witch hat	1
#43	witch wart	5
#72	witch's bread	1
#56	witch's brew	1
#376	witty rapier	5
#33	woim	1
#29	woimbook	1
#51	wok lobster	3
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#46	wolfskull mask	1
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#63	wood screw	5
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#528	wooden block	5
#105	wooden figurine	5
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#7	wooden spoon	20
#50	wooden stakes	71
#297	wool hat	5
#33	wool sock	2
#20	woolen cravat	5
#36	wooly loincloth	1
#40	world's most unappetizing beverage	2
#112	world's smallest violin	7
#283	worn tophat	5
#64	worst candy	2
#544	worthless gewgaw	5
#385	worthless knick-knack	15
#442	worthless trinket	6
#590	wreath of laurels	1
#161	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	5
#43	wrestling mask	10
#95	wriggling severed nose	1
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#78	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#285	wumpus hair	5
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#476	wussiness potion	20
#39	x-ray mirror	10
#347	x-ray specs	65
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
#73	yak anorak	5
#136	yak skin	10
#29	yak toupee	5
#47	yak whip	5
#34	yakskin buckler	5
#26	yakskin kilt	5
#31	yakskin pants	5
#25	yakskin skirt	5
#181	yam candy	1
#45	ye olde golde frontes	5
#189	yellow brick road	5
#370	yellow candy heart	100
#170	yellow drunki-bear	2
#971	yellow gummi ingot	2
#33	yellow matter custard	5
#544	yellow paisley oyster egg	5
#76	yellow pixel	10
#19	yellow pixel potion	5
#40	yellow plastic hard hat	5
#1123	yellow plastic oyster egg	5
#415	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	5
#1476	yellow snowcone	8
#245	yellow striped oyster egg	10
#474	yeti fur	230
#1254	yo	5
#1655	yo-yo	5
#255	yohohoyo	10
#201	yummy death watch beetle	1
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#93	zmobie	5
#48	zombie	5
#78	zombie dinosaur egg	1
#142	zombie hollandaise	4
#852	zombie pineal gland	5

Wow, that's 141,632 items total!

what items are this player missing?