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| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
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| #64 | Herseyâ„¢ SMOOCH | 1 |
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| #1868 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #1195 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #98 | Jacob's rung | 1 |
| #11 | Jarlsberg's vegetable soup | 1 |
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| #826 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
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| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
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| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
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| #193 | Knob stroganoff | 1 |
| #1015 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #111 | Knoll stir-fry | 1 |
| #71 | Kokomo Resort Chip | 1 |
| #62 | Kokomo Resort Pass | 1 |
| #83 | Kudzu slaw | 1 |
| #108 | LCD game: Food Eater | 1 |
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| #28 | LOV Elixir #9 | 1 |
| #52 | Lapis Lazuli | 1 |
| #112 | Leonard's glasses | 1 |
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| #114 | Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil | 1 |
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| #525 | Lockenstockâ„¢ sandals | 1 |
| #55 | Lollipop Drop | 1 |
| #59 | Lolsipop | 1 |
| #969 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #33 | Mallomarbles | 1 |
| #85 | Mansquito's blood | 1 |
| #32 | Manual of Secret Door Detection | 1 |
| #258 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 1 |
| #37 | Marltini | 1 |
| #479 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #203 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 1 |
| #29 | Meat Butler | 1 |
| #148 | Meat maid body | 1 |
| #1109 | Meleegraâ„¢ pills | 1 |
| #29 | Memory Disk, Alpha | 1 |
| #71 | Mer-kin cooljuice | 1 |
| #182 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 1 |
| #172 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 1 |
| #140 | Mer-kin hidepaint | 1 |
| #184 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #83 | Mer-kin lipstick | 1 |
| #74 | Mer-kin ragejuice | 1 |
| #65 | Mer-kin smartjuice | 1 |
| #70 | Mer-kin strongjuice | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1139 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #90 | Middle of the Roadâ„¢ brand whiskey | 1 |
| #285 | Milk Studs | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
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| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
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| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #141 | Missing Eye Simulation Device | 1 |
| #392 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #591 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #118 | Moonds | 1 |
| #136 | Mornington crescent roll | 1 |
| #1001 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #29 | Mr. Accessaturday | 1 |
| #13 | Mr. Big's Wallet | 1 |
| #249 | Mr. Haggis | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #27 | Mrs. Rush | 1 |
| #103 | Mt. McLargeHuge oyster | 1 |
| #77 | Murderer's Punch | 1 |
| #171 | My First Art of War | 1 |
| #161 | Mysterious Black Box | 1 |
| #161 | Mysterious Blue Box | 1 |
| #159 | Mysterious Green Box | 1 |
| #152 | Mysterious Red Box | 1 |
| #17 | Mysterious Stranger | 1 |
| #158 | ND | 1 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #34 | Napalm In The Morningâ„¢ candle | 1 |
| #283 | Nardz energy beverage | 1 |
| #133 | Necbro wafers | 1 |
| #47 | Neverending Party guest pass | 1 |
| #100 | New Age healing crystal | 1 |
| #59 | New Age hurting crystal | 1 |
| #377 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #97 | Northern pemmican | 1 |
| #368 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #382 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #741 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #232 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| #102 | Ogres and Oubliettesâ„¢ module | 1 |
| #508 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #122 | Okee-Dokee soda | 1 |
| #79 | Orangemageddon wine cooler | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #309 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #108 | Osk'r Chow | 1 |
| #612 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #80 | PB&J with the crusts cut off | 1 |
| #359 | PEEZ dispenser | 1 |
| #159 | Pain Dip | 1 |
| #29 | Para-Pop | 1 |
| #59 | Party-in-a-Canâ„¢ | 1 |
| #887 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #15 | Pete's wiley whey bar | 1 |
| #195 | Piddles | 1 |
| #780 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #14 | PirateRealm guest pass | 1 |
| #14 | PirateRealm party hat | 1 |
| #135 | PlexiPips | 1 |
| #40 | Pneumo bar | 1 |
| #187 | Pokëmann band-aid | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
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| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #193 | Polka Pop | 1 |
| #173 | Polysniff Perfume | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #255 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #57 | Prunets | 1 |
| #157 | Psychotic Train wine | 1 |
| #32 | Punching Potion | 1 |
| #83 | Purple Beast energy drink | 1 |
| #98 | Rad Lib | 1 |
| #72 | Radberry Rip wine cooler | 1 |
| #940 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #26 | Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer | 1 |
| #28 | Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread | 1 |
| #33 | Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend | 1 |
| #33 | Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend | 1 |
| #36 | Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup | 1 |
| #28 | Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar | 1 |
| #30 | Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend | 1 |
| #27 | Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie | 1 |
| #32 | Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta | 1 |
| #26 | Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris | 1 |
| #30 | Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone | 1 |
| #29 | Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #27 | Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J. | 1 |
| #138 | Red Army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #766 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #106 | Redeyeâ„¢ Eyedrops | 1 |
| #2658 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #97 | Rogue Windmill Rouge | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #114 | Russian Ice | 1 |
| #142 | S.A.V.E. flyer | 1 |
| #48 | S.I.T. Course Voucher | 1 |
| #47 | SMOOCH bottlecap | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #113 | Sacramento wine | 1 |
| #27 | Salsa Calienteâ„¢ candle | 1 |
| #62 | Salsa de las Epocas | 1 |
| #127 | Saturday Night Special | 1 |
| #117 | Scuba Snack | 1 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #19 | Sexy Cosmo | 1 |
| #36 | Shielding Potion | 1 |
| #229 | Shivering Chèvre | 1 |
| #219 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 1 |
| #66 | Shrubble Bubble | 1 |
| #36 | Siberian sunrise | 1 |
| #178 | Skullery Maid's Knee | 1 |
| #137 | Smart Bone Dust | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #86 | Source essence | 1 |
| #52 | Source terminal file: tram.ext | 1 |
| #14 | Souvenir Chopsticks | 1 |
| #184 | Space Tourist Phaser | 1 |
| #254 | Space Tours Tripple | 1 |
| #1109 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #41 | Spant eggs | 1 |
| #56 | Spechunky bar | 1 |
| #58 | Special Seasoning | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #25 | Spooky VHS Tape | 1 |
| #209 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| #14 | St. Pete's sneaky smoothie | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #34 | St. Sneaky Pete's Whey | 1 |
| #643 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #70 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#3) | 1 |
| #80 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3) | 1 |
| #74 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#1) | 1 |
| #82 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#2) | 1 |
| #92 | Stephen's secret formula | 1 |
| #163 | Stone Golem pebbles | 1 |
| #20 | Strong, Silent Type | 1 |
| #668 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #506 | Swabbieâ„¢ swab | 1 |
| #51 | Swedish massage fish | 1 |
| #326 | Swizzler | 1 |
| #225 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 1 |
| #65 | TRIO cup of beer | 1 |
| #22 | Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce! | 1 |
| #826 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #69 | Take Eleven Bar | 1 |
| #81 | Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin | 1 |
| #44 | Tapioc berry | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #236 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 1 |
| #95 | Telltaleâ„¢ rubber heart | 1 |
| #108 | Texas tea | 1 |
| #82 | The Author's inkwell | 1 |
| #63 | The Emperor's new cookie | 1 |
| #47 | The Lost Comb | 1 |
| #85 | The Lost Glasses | 1 |
| #52 | The Lost Pill Bottle | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #218 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 1 |
| #55 | Third Base | 1 |
| #288 | Tiger-lily's milk | 1 |
| #67 | Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #23 | Tremella Tarantella mushroom | 1 |
| #319 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
| #320 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 1 |
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| #306 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| #1306 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #709 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #63 | VYKEA mead | 1 |
| #60 | VYKEA meatballs | 1 |
| #68 | VYKEA plank | 1 |
| #65 | VYKEA rail | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #32 | Vegetable of Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #37 | Velvet Veil | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #1106 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #162 | Wax Flask | 1 |
| #238 | Way More Tearsâ„¢ pepper spray | 1 |
| #169 | Whatsian Ionic Pliers | 1 |
| #55 | Whenchamacallit bar | 1 |
| #186 | White Chocolate Golem Seeds | 1 |
| #161 | Whoompa Fur Pants | 1 |
| #27 | Wickers bar | 1 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #28 | Wrotz | 1 |
| #233 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 1 |
| #194 | Ye Olde Meade | 1 |
| #218 | Ye Olde Medieval Insult | 1 |
| #348 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #33 | Yeast of Boris | 1 |
| #52 | Yeg's Motel alarm clock | 1 |
| #26 | Yeg's Motel ashtray | 1 |
| #40 | Yeg's Motel disposable razor | 1 |
| #26 | Yeg's Motel hand soap | 1 |
| #29 | Yeg's Motel minibar key | 1 |
| #26 | Yeg's Motel mouthwash | 1 |
| #28 | Yeg's Motel pillow mint | 1 |
| #24 | Yeg's Motel sewing kit | 1 |
| #26 | Yeg's Motel stationery | 1 |
| #25 | Yeg's Motel toothbrush | 1 |
| #35 | Yoloâ„¢ chocolates | 1 |
| #2955 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #292 | Zeâ„¢ goggles | 1 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #335 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #207 | abominable blubber | 1 |
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| #1848 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1717 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1024 | disease | 1 |
| #819 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #292 | disembodied smile | 1 |
| #345 | dishrag | 1 |
| #787 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #225 | disintegrating spiky collar | 1 |
| #677 | displaced fish | 1 |
| #93 | disposable instant camera | 1 |
| #107 | disposable lighter | 1 |
| #126 | distention pill | 1 |
| #985 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1852 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #548 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #561 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #572 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
| #446 | divine champagne popper | 1 |
| #478 | divine cracker | 1 |
| #547 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #97 | dog ointment | 1 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #58 | dorky glasses | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #79 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #112 | double-ice gum | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #930 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #295 | dragon snaps | 1 |
| #134 | dress pants | 1 |
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| #57 | drink chit | 1 |
| #84 | drinks tray | 1 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #241 | droll monocle | 1 |
| #111 | droopy doll eye | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #185 | drum of tommy ammo | 1 |
| #1139 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #132 | dubious peppermint | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #46 | dude ranch souvenir crate | 1 |
| #44 | dueling banjo | 1 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #468 | dull fish scale | 1 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #399 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #895 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #137 | eagle feather | 1 |
| #136 | eagle's milk | 1 |
| #35 | ear candle | 1 |
| #164 | ear poison | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #59 | eaves droppers | 1 |
| #136 | ectoplasm au jus | 1 |
| #124 | ectoplasmic orbs | 1 |
| #100 | eel battery | 1 |
| #337 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #106 | elderly jawbreaker | 1 |
| #171 | eldritch dough | 1 |
| #388 | eldritch effluvium | 1 |
| #92 | eldritch extract | 1 |
| #157 | electric copperhead potion | 1 |
| #155 | electric snakebite | 1 |
| #67 | electronics kit | 1 |
| #128 | elegant nightstick | 1 |
| #88 | elemental caipiroska | 1 |
| #53 | elemental sugarcube | 1 |
| #210 | elephant stinger | 1 |
| #288 | elven hardtack | 1 |
| #199 | elven magi-pack | 1 |
| #209 | elven medi-pack | 1 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #304 | elven squeeze | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #132 | embezzler's oil | 1 |
| #29 | emergency glowstick | 1 |
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| #604 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #207 | enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #132 | enchanted handwarmer | 1 |
| #207 | enchanted muesli | 1 |
| #651 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #25 | energized spores | 1 |
| #540 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #1145 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #734 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #112 | equal sign | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #354 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #48 | excitement pill | 1 |
| #190 | exotic jungle fruit | 1 |
| #76 | exotic travel brochure | 1 |
| #405 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #1774 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #143 | extra-fancy ring setting | 1 |
| #111 | extra-flat panini | 1 |
| #746 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #22 | extra-hard jawbreaker | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #510 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #14 | extra-strength goo | 1 |
| #109 | extra-strength red potion | 1 |
| #470 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #216 | eye of the Tiger-lily | 1 |
| #75 | eyebrow lifter | 1 |
| #190 | eyedrops of newt | 1 |
| #226 | eyedrops of the ermine | 1 |
| #129 | eyedrops of the ocelot | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #95 | fabric hardener | 1 |
| #88 | fabric softener | 1 |
| #1946 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #531 | fairy gravy boat | 1 |
| #1986 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #849 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #114 | fancy blue potion | 1 |
| #3836 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #42 | fancy calligraphy pen | 1 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #407 | fat loot token | 1 |
| #217 | fat wallet | 1 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #655 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #736 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #506 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
| #37 | filled mosquito | 1 |
| #117 | filthy armor | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #324 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #2035 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #99 | filthy monkey head | 1 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #298 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #77 | finger exerciser | 1 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #31 | fire crackers | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #163 | fire of unknown origin | 1 |
| #40 | fire-roasted lake trout | 1 |
| #190 | fireclutch | 2 |
| #609 | fish-liver oil | 1 |
| #19 | fixodent | 1 |
| #77 | fizzing spore pod | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #39 | flamingo mallet | 1 |
| #619 | flange | 1 |
| #28 | flapper fly | 1 |
| #905 | flaregun | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #98 | flashy pirate dreadlocks | 1 |
| #173 | flask flops | 1 |
| #80 | flask of baconstone juice | 1 |
| #77 | flask of hamethyst juice | 1 |
| #25 | flask of moonshine | 1 |
| #66 | flask of porquoise juice | 1 |
| #163 | flask of rainwater | 1 |
| #163 | flavorless gruel | 1 |
| #201 | flayed mind | 1 |
| #138 | fleetwood chain | 1 |
| #72 | fleetwood mac 'n' cheese | 1 |
| #258 | flimsy clipboard | 1 |
| #789 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #275 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #63 | flypaper staff | 1 |
| #431 | foie gras | 1 |
| #28 | folder (Seawolf) | 1 |
| #43 | folder (blue) | 1 |
| #45 | folder (green) | 1 |
| #42 | folder (red) | 1 |
| #51 | folder (sports car) | 1 |
| #791 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #100 | forest spirit rattle | 1 |
| #367 | forest tears | 1 |
| #462 | fortune cookie | 1 |
| #700 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #215 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 1 |
| #282 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #127 | freshwater fishbone | 1 |
| #233 | freshwater pearl necklace | 1 |
| #449 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #1093 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #24 | frost-rimed desk bell | 1 |
| #198 | frostbite-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #732 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #33 | frozen tofu pop | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #209 | fruitfilm | 1 |
| #20 | fruity pebble | 1 |
| #186 | fry-oil-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #123 | fudge-shaped hole in space-time | 1 |
| #782 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #65 | funky junk key | 1 |
| #118 | funny bone | 1 |
| #540 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #1456 | furry fur | 1 |
| #200 | future drug: Coolscaline | 1 |
| #192 | future drug: Muscularactum | 1 |
| #195 | future drug: Smartinex | 1 |
| #604 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #641 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #27 | gaffer's tape | 1 |
| #47 | gallon of milk | 1 |
| #131 | gamer slurry | 1 |
| #138 | garbage juice slurpee | 1 |
| #196 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #60 | gas can | 1 |
| #48 | gator shades | 1 |
| #188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #121 | gauze hammock | 1 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #68 | generic healing potion | 1 |
| #50 | generic mana potion | 1 |
| #80 | genie's bracers | 1 |
| #86 | genie's pants | 1 |
| #84 | genie's turbane | 1 |
| #33 | ghast iron ingot | 1 |
| #100 | ghost accordion | 1 |
| #162 | ghost beer | 1 |
| #58 | ghost bit | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #129 | ghost key | 1 |
| #377 | ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #122 | ghost toga | 1 |
| #46 | ghostly ectoplasm | 1 |
| #982 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #995 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #160 | giant artisanal rice peeler | 1 |
| #159 | giant breath mint | 1 |
| #986 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #147 | giant giant moth dust | 1 |
| #205 | giant gym membership card | 1 |
| #193 | giant heirloom grape tomato | 1 |
| #180 | giant jar of protein powder | 1 |
| #142 | giant motorcycle boots | 1 |
| #642 | giant moxie weed | 1 |
| #158 | giant neckbeard | 1 |
| #1254 | giant needle | 1 |
| #213 | giant penguin keychain | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #183 | giant safety pin | 1 |
| #118 | giant spider leg | 1 |
| #257 | giant tube of black lipstick | 1 |
| #189 | giant turkey leg | 1 |
| #161 | gilt perfume bottle | 1 |
| #123 | ginger snaps | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #50 | gingerbread mug | 1 |
| #2813 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #68 | gingerbread smartphone | 1 |
| #165 | giraffe-necked turtle | 1 |
| #108 | glark cable | 1 |
| #89 | glass gnoll eye | 1 |
| #245 | glass of baboon milk | 1 |
| #27 | glass of drippy wine | 1 |
| #196 | glass of gnat milk | 1 |
| #896 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #248 | glass of herbal tequila | 1 |
| #59 | glass of raw eggs | 1 |
| #187 | glass of warm milk | 1 |
| #130 | glass of warm water | 1 |
| #215 | gleaming oyster egg | 1 |
| #235 | glistening fish meat | 1 |
| #224 | glistening oyster egg | 1 |
| #273 | glittery mascara | 1 |
| #94 | glob of cream cheese | 1 |
| #99 | glob of enchanted icing | 1 |
| #158 | glob of spoiled mayo | 1 |
| #45 | glob of undifferentiated tissue | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #198 | glowing fungus | 1 |
| #1108 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #58 | glowing spore pod | 1 |
| #116 | glowing syringe | 1 |
| #98 | gnatloaf | 1 |
| #132 | gnatloaf casserole | 1 |
| #747 | gnatwing | 1 |
| #736 | gnauga hide | 1 |
| #769 | gnoll lips | 1 |
| #788 | gnoll teeth | 1 |
| #392 | goat | 1 |
| #820 | goat beard | 1 |
| #846 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #825 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #162 | goblin autoblowgun | 1 |
| #159 | goblin hunting spear | 1 |
| #161 | goblin water | 1 |
| #208 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #132 | gold nuggets | 1 |
| #229 | gold toothbrush | 1 |
| #99 | golden gum | 1 |
| #2777 | golden ring | 1 |
| #86 | good ash | 1 |
| #339 | good brain | 1 |
| #13 | goodberry | 1 |
| #72 | gooey lava globs | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #309 | gooified vegetable matter | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #116 | gourmet gourami oil | 1 |
| #89 | government | 1 |
| #261 | government cheese | 1 |
| #60 | government per-diem | 1 |
| #97 | government requisition form | 1 |
| #90 | government-issue identification badge | 1 |
| #37 | government-issued candy | 1 |
| #183 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #784 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #60 | grain of sand | 1 |
| #773 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #828 | grapes | 1 |
| #76 | grass whistle | 1 |
| #427 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #500 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #59 | gray seashell | 1 |
| #108 | grease trap | 1 |
| #24 | greasy desk bell | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #1029 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #1009 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #80 | green mana | 1 |
| #52 | green marshmallow | 1 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #171 | green rocket | 1 |
| #57 | green seashell | 1 |
| #60 | green slime glob | 1 |
| #842 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #594 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #594 | gremlin juice | 1 |
| #198 | gremlin mutagen | 1 |
| #122 | grey cube | 1 |
| #294 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| #100 | grimstone mask | 1 |
| #101 | grimy lab coat | 1 |
| #75 | grisly shell fragment | 1 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #78 | grogpagne | 1 |
| #119 | groose grease | 1 |
| #972 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #98 | groupie spangles | 1 |
| #25 | groveling gravel | 1 |
| #391 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #92 | guancertina | 1 |
| #276 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #18 | guffin | 1 |
| #45 | guilty sprout | 1 |
| #871 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #197 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #201 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #241 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #195 | gummi turtle | 1 |
| #119 | gun cleaning kit | 1 |
| #138 | gunky chicken | 1 |
| #73 | gunpowder burrito | 1 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #77 | hacked gibson | 1 |
| #198 | haggis-infused soap | 1 |
| #240 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 1 |
| #97 | hair of the fish | 1 |
| #79 | hair oil | 1 |
| #655 | hair spray | 1 |
| #249 | half of a gold tooth | 1 |
| #260 | half-baked potion | 1 |
| #105 | half-empty carton of milk | 1 |
| #98 | half-melted spoon | 1 |
| #323 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #167 | hamburger | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #242 | hamlet sandwich | 1 |
| #139 | hand grenegg | 1 |
| #106 | hand of cards | 1 |
| #54 | handful of bees | 1 |
| #210 | handful of crafty noodles | 1 |
| #211 | handful of drink tickets | 1 |
| #119 | handful of fire | 1 |
| #1282 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #390 | handful of honey | 1 |
| #52 | handful of juicy garbage | 1 |
| #626 | handful of moss | 1 |
| #396 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #407 | handful of nuts and berries | 1 |
| #453 | handful of pine needles | 1 |
| #899 | handful of sand | 1 |
| #631 | handful of sawdust | 1 |
| #116 | handful of stubble | 1 |
| #175 | handful of tips | 1 |
| #19 | handful of toilet paper | 1 |
| #462 | handful of walnuts | 1 |
| #601 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #120 | handyman "hand soap" | 1 |
| #647 | happiness | 1 |
| #27 | hard rock | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #29 | haunted Hell ramen | 1 |
| #149 | haunted battery | 1 |
| #29 | haunted bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #27 | haunted cherry pie | 1 |
| #39 | haunted eggnog | 1 |
| #112 | haunted flame | 1 |
| #28 | haunted martini | 1 |
| #23 | haunted orange | 1 |
| #83 | haunted paddle-ball | 1 |
| #24 | haunted pizza | 1 |
| #76 | hawkface potion | 1 |
| #109 | head mirror | 1 |
| #324 | headhunter necktie | 1 |
| #65 | heart cozy | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #62 | heart-shaped candy whetstone | 1 |
| #52 | heat-resistant gloves | 1 |
| #47 | heat-resistant necktie | 1 |
| #36 | heather graham cracker | 1 |
| #1193 | heavy D | 1 |
| #169 | heavy crown | 1 |
| #455 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #540 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #129 | heavy necklace chain | 1 |
| #45 | hell in a bucket | 1 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #180 | hemp net | 1 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #385 | henna face paint | 1 |
| #373 | henna tattoo | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #605 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #40 | hibiscus petal | 1 |
| #26 | high-test fishing line | 1 |
| #966 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #320 | hippy herbal tea | 1 |
| #550 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #578 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #1291 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #207 | holistic headache remedy | 1 |
| #31 | hollow rock | 1 |
| #71 | holly-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #30 | holo-platoon | 1 |
| #178 | home robotics kit | 1 |
| #181 | honey stick | 1 |
| #234 | honey-dew | 1 |
| #575 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #433 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #459 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #80 | hot ashes | 1 |
| #258 | hot buttered roll | 1 |
| #45 | hot button candy | 1 |
| #103 | hot coal | 1 |
| #684 | hot date | 1 |
| #268 | hot hi mein | 1 |
| #998 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #384 | hot nuggets | 1 |
| #334 | hot powder | 1 |
| #54 | hot spore pod | 1 |
| #460 | hot wad | 1 |
| #174 | hot watered rum | 1 |
| #1286 | hot wing | 1 |
| #338 | huge Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #39 | huge mint leaf | 1 |
| #25 | human musk | 1 |
| #138 | hustler shades | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #88 | ice porter | 1 |
| #275 | ice stein | 1 |
| #57 | ice-cold Cloaca Zero | 1 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #325 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #615 | icy katana hilt | 1 |
| #74 | illegal firecracker | 1 |
| #166 | imitation White Russian | 1 |
| #208 | imp air | 1 |
| #46 | imported taffy | 1 |
| #186 | impure gasoline | 1 |
| #15 | industrial lubricant | 1 |
| #88 | industrial strength starch | 1 |
| #128 | industrially-crushed ice | 1 |
| #355 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #739 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #21 | infernal snowball | 1 |
| #88 | infrablack lipstick | 1 |
| #668 | inkwell | 1 |
| #605 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #246 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #194 | insanely spicy jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #93 | invisibility cream | 1 |
| #89 | invisible potion | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #682 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #96 | iron torso box | 1 |
| #63 | ironic mint | 1 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #169 | irradiated turtle | 1 |
| #268 | jabañero pepper | 1 |
| #1193 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #135 | jagged scrap metal | 1 |
| #71 | jagged tooth | 1 |
| #67 | jam band bootleg | 1 |
| #215 | janglin' bones | 1 |
| #83 | janitor's mop | 1 |
| #211 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #699 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #1295 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #120 | jaunty feather | 1 |
| #1830 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #117 | jazzy cigarette holder | 1 |
| #120 | jellyfish gel | 1 |
| #1065 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #63 | jingling spore pod | 1 |
| #1883 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #80 | jug of baconstone juice | 1 |
| #65 | jug of hamethyst juice | 1 |
| #78 | jug of porquoise juice | 1 |
| #543 | jug-o-magicalness | 1 |
| #560 | jumbo olive | 1 |
| #189 | jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #84 | jumping horseradish | 1 |
| #284 | jungle drum | 1 |
| #153 | jungle floor wax | 1 |
| #184 | juniper berries | 1 |
| #94 | junk yard | 1 |
| #201 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| #79 | karma shawarma | 1 |
| #505 | keg shield | 1 |
| #56 | kelp | 1 |
| #910 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #530 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #2543 | killing feather | 1 |
| #173 | killing jar | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #376 | kiwi | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #367 | knob bugle | 1 |
| #194 | kobold kibble | 1 |
| #305 | kumquat | 1 |
| #192 | lab-grown meat | 1 |
| #632 | large box | 1 |
| #280 | large cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #50 | lava cake | 1 |
| #58 | lava-proof pants | 1 |
| #74 | lavawater | 1 |
| #1167 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1295 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #202 | leaf of grass | 1 |
| #692 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #118 | leather glove | 1 |
| #896 | leather mask | 1 |
| #744 | leathery bat skin | 1 |
| #796 | leathery cat skin | 1 |
| #588 | leathery rat skin | 1 |
| #110 | left bracket | 1 |
| #206 | left parenthesis | 1 |
| #39 | leftover chocolate bar | 1 |
| #64 | leftovers | 1 |
| #616 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #284 | legitimate business on the beach | 1 |
| #1234 | lemon | 1 |
| #361 | lemon meringue pie | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #669 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #432 | lesser grodulated violet | 1 |
| #938 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #210 | libation of liveliness | 1 |
| #38 | licorice snake | 1 |
| #1007 | lihc eye | 1 |
| #896 | lime | 1 |
| #1208 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1025 | line | 1 |
| #869 | linoleum ore | 1 |
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| #51 | one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano | 1 |
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| #388 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
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| #524 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
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| #592 | pitchfork | 1 |
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| #81 | plain snowcone | 1 |
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| #8 | plush sea serpent | 1 |
| #269 | pocket theremin | 1 |
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| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #449 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
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| #2127 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
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| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
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| #128 | psychic's pslacks | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #25 | pump-up high-tops | 1 |
| #268 | pumpkin beer | 1 |
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| #58 | punch-drunk punch | 1 |
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| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
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| #176 | pygmy adder oil | 1 |
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| #377 | pygmy nose-bone | 1 |
| #215 | pygmy papers | 1 |
| #143 | pygmy phone number | 1 |
| #443 | pygmy pygment | 1 |
| #150 | pygmy witchhazel | 1 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
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| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
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| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #84 | radioactive spider venom | 1 |
| #1174 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
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| #59 | raw bread | 1 |
| #59 | raw green beans | 1 |
| #68 | raw potato | 1 |
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| #171 | really thick bandage | 1 |
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| #137 | recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 1 |
| #119 | recording of Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #107 | recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
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| #50 | recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto | 1 |
| #144 | recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
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| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #662 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
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| #167 | red red wine | 1 |
| #34 | red rocket | 1 |
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| #89 | red silk skirt | 1 |
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| #182 | returned Thinknerd package | 1 |
| #46 | reverse Tantalus | 1 |
| #79 | rhinestone | 1 |
| #403 | ribbon candy | 1 |
| #610 | rice bowl | 1 |
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| #108 | right parenthesis | 1 |
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| #884 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #461 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
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| #89 | sausage without a cause | 1 |
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| #186 | screwing pooch | 1 |
| #558 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
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| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #185 | scrunchie tourniquet | 1 |
| #135 | sea avocado | 1 |
| #227 | sea blueberry | 1 |
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| #150 | sea carrot | 1 |
| #209 | sea cauliflower | 1 |
| #30 | sea chaps | 1 |
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| #108 | sea lace | 1 |
| #214 | sea persimmon | 1 |
| #125 | sea salt crystal | 1 |
| #1103 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #234 | seal-brain elixir | 1 |
| #1670 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1056 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #154 | seaweed | 1 |
| #387 | secret blend of herbs and spices | 1 |
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| #279 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
| #412 | serum of sarcasm | 1 |
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