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| #70 | Kokomo Resort Chip | 1 |
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| #27 | Manual of Secret Door Detection | 1 |
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| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
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| #71 | Mer-kin cooljuice | 1 |
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| #172 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 1 |
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| #83 | Mer-kin lipstick | 1 |
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| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1141 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #90 | Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey | 1 |
| #286 | Milk Studs | 1 |
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| #386 | Misty Cape | 1 |
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| #989 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
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| #16 | Mysterious Stranger | 1 |
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| #32 | Napalm In The Morning™ candle | 1 |
| #282 | Nardz energy beverage | 1 |
| #134 | Necbro wafers | 1 |
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| #370 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #95 | Northern pemmican | 1 |
| #365 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #384 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #311 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #740 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #231 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| #101 | Ogres and Oubliettes™ module | 1 |
| #507 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #121 | Okee-Dokee soda | 1 |
| #78 | Orangemageddon wine cooler | 1 |
| #841 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #108 | Osk'r Chow | 1 |
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| #357 | PEEZ dispenser | 1 |
| #157 | Pain Dip | 1 |
| #26 | Para-Pop | 1 |
| #58 | Party-in-a-Can™ | 1 |
| #887 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #15 | Pete's wiley whey bar | 1 |
| #198 | Piddles | 1 |
| #779 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #11 | PirateRealm guest pass | 1 |
| #13 | PirateRealm party hat | 1 |
| #135 | PlexiPips | 1 |
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| #194 | Polka Pop | 1 |
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| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
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| #56 | Prunets | 1 |
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| #32 | Punching Potion | 1 |
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| #96 | Rad Lib | 1 |
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| #937 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #19 | Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer | 1 |
| #21 | Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread | 1 |
| #28 | Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend | 1 |
| #27 | Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend | 1 |
| #28 | Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup | 1 |
| #21 | Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar | 1 |
| #26 | Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend | 1 |
| #21 | Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie | 1 |
| #26 | Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta | 1 |
| #21 | Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris | 1 |
| #25 | Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone | 1 |
| #22 | Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #20 | Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J. | 1 |
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| #56 | Special Seasoning | 1 |
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| #208 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| #14 | St. Pete's sneaky smoothie | 1 |
| #1449 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #35 | St. Sneaky Pete's Whey | 1 |
| #642 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #69 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#3) | 1 |
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| #72 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#1) | 1 |
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| #91 | Stephen's secret formula | 1 |
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| #666 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
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| #827 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #68 | Take Eleven Bar | 1 |
| #77 | Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin | 1 |
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| #1956 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #236 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 1 |
| #94 | Telltale™ rubber heart | 1 |
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| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #219 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 1 |
| #54 | Third Base | 1 |
| #287 | Tiger-lily's milk | 1 |
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| #318 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
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| #1306 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
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| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
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| #32 | Velvet Veil | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
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| #27 | Wrotz | 1 |
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| #33 | Yeast of Boris | 1 |
| #49 | Yeg's Motel alarm clock | 1 |
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| #40 | Yeg's Motel disposable razor | 1 |
| #25 | Yeg's Motel hand soap | 1 |
| #28 | Yeg's Motel minibar key | 1 |
| #24 | Yeg's Motel mouthwash | 1 |
| #27 | Yeg's Motel pillow mint | 1 |
| #22 | Yeg's Motel sewing kit | 1 |
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| #708 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
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| #66 | absentee voter ballot | 1 |
| #71 | abstraction: action | 1 |
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| #226 | disintegrating spiky collar | 1 |
| #679 | displaced fish | 1 |
| #94 | disposable instant camera | 1 |
| #108 | disposable lighter | 1 |
| #125 | distention pill | 1 |
| #982 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #582 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #548 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #561 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #572 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
| #447 | divine champagne popper | 1 |
| #479 | divine cracker | 1 |
| #547 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #95 | dog ointment | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #584 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #58 | dorky glasses | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #78 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #113 | double-ice gum | 1 |
| #815 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #932 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #296 | dragon snaps | 1 |
| #133 | dress pants | 1 |
| #784 | dried face | 1 |
| #50 | drink chit | 1 |
| #82 | drinks tray | 1 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #240 | droll monocle | 1 |
| #110 | droopy doll eye | 1 |
| #762 | drum machine | 1 |
| #181 | drum of tommy ammo | 1 |
| #1130 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #1980 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #133 | dubious peppermint | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #46 | dude ranch souvenir crate | 1 |
| #44 | dueling banjo | 1 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #467 | dull fish scale | 1 |
| #1038 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1028 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1029 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1012 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #1276 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #135 | eagle feather | 1 |
| #136 | eagle's milk | 1 |
| #34 | ear candle | 1 |
| #160 | ear poison | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #58 | eaves droppers | 1 |
| #135 | ectoplasm au jus | 1 |
| #120 | ectoplasmic orbs | 1 |
| #99 | eel battery | 1 |
| #335 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #2836 | eggnog | 1 |
| #105 | elderly jawbreaker | 1 |
| #169 | eldritch dough | 1 |
| #385 | eldritch effluvium | 1 |
| #93 | eldritch extract | 1 |
| #156 | electric copperhead potion | 1 |
| #154 | electric snakebite | 1 |
| #66 | electronics kit | 1 |
| #127 | elegant nightstick | 1 |
| #86 | elemental caipiroska | 1 |
| #51 | elemental sugarcube | 1 |
| #209 | elephant stinger | 1 |
| #288 | elven hardtack | 1 |
| #198 | elven magi-pack | 1 |
| #210 | elven medi-pack | 1 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #303 | elven squeeze | 1 |
| #1909 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #131 | embezzler's oil | 1 |
| #28 | emergency glowstick | 1 |
| #541 | enchanted barbell | 1 |
| #606 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #207 | enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #131 | enchanted handwarmer | 1 |
| #207 | enchanted muesli | 1 |
| #651 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #1183 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #24 | energized spores | 1 |
| #539 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #1143 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #733 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #112 | equal sign | 1 |
| #970 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #355 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #49 | excitement pill | 1 |
| #188 | exotic jungle fruit | 1 |
| #76 | exotic travel brochure | 1 |
| #405 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #1777 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #143 | extra-fancy ring setting | 1 |
| #109 | extra-flat panini | 1 |
| #740 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #18 | extra-hard jawbreaker | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #508 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #14 | extra-strength goo | 1 |
| #110 | extra-strength red potion | 1 |
| #468 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #215 | eye of the Tiger-lily | 1 |
| #73 | eyebrow lifter | 1 |
| #189 | eyedrops of newt | 1 |
| #225 | eyedrops of the ermine | 1 |
| #130 | eyedrops of the ocelot | 1 |
| #1084 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #953 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #93 | fabric hardener | 1 |
| #87 | fabric softener | 1 |
| #1941 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #530 | fairy gravy boat | 1 |
| #1990 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #847 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #115 | fancy blue potion | 1 |
| #3839 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #42 | fancy calligraphy pen | 1 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #405 | fat loot token | 1 |
| #216 | fat wallet | 1 |
| #2395 | felt | 1 |
| #655 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #736 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #506 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
| #32 | filled mosquito | 1 |
| #118 | filthy armor | 1 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #971 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #2031 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #100 | filthy monkey head | 1 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #298 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #77 | finger exerciser | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #29 | fire crackers | 1 |
| #691 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #159 | fire of unknown origin | 1 |
| #39 | fire-roasted lake trout | 1 |
| #190 | fireclutch | 2 |
| #608 | fish-liver oil | 1 |
| #16 | fixodent | 1 |
| #76 | fizzing spore pod | 1 |
| #956 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #942 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #38 | flamingo mallet | 1 |
| #619 | flange | 1 |
| #24 | flapper fly | 1 |
| #905 | flaregun | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #96 | flashy pirate dreadlocks | 1 |
| #170 | flask flops | 1 |
| #81 | flask of baconstone juice | 1 |
| #77 | flask of hamethyst juice | 1 |
| #23 | flask of moonshine | 1 |
| #66 | flask of porquoise juice | 1 |
| #162 | flask of rainwater | 1 |
| #160 | flavorless gruel | 1 |
| #198 | flayed mind | 1 |
| #138 | fleetwood chain | 1 |
| #72 | fleetwood mac 'n' cheese | 1 |
| #255 | flimsy clipboard | 1 |
| #789 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #274 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #63 | flypaper staff | 1 |
| #429 | foie gras | 1 |
| #28 | folder (Seawolf) | 1 |
| #43 | folder (blue) | 1 |
| #45 | folder (green) | 1 |
| #42 | folder (red) | 1 |
| #51 | folder (sports car) | 1 |
| #790 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #99 | forest spirit rattle | 1 |
| #364 | forest tears | 1 |
| #461 | fortune cookie | 1 |
| #702 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #577 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #214 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #126 | freshwater fishbone | 1 |
| #231 | freshwater pearl necklace | 1 |
| #449 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #1090 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #826 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #24 | frost-rimed desk bell | 1 |
| #197 | frostbite-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #732 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #31 | frozen tofu pop | 1 |
| #3427 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #208 | fruitfilm | 1 |
| #20 | fruity pebble | 1 |
| #184 | fry-oil-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #121 | fudge-shaped hole in space-time | 1 |
| #781 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #62 | funky junk key | 1 |
| #118 | funny bone | 1 |
| #539 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #1459 | furry fur | 1 |
| #196 | future drug: Coolscaline | 1 |
| #187 | future drug: Muscularactum | 1 |
| #190 | future drug: Smartinex | 1 |
| #602 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #640 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #26 | gaffer's tape | 1 |
| #46 | gallon of milk | 1 |
| #130 | gamer slurry | 1 |
| #136 | garbage juice slurpee | 1 |
| #195 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #60 | gas can | 1 |
| #47 | gator shades | 1 |
| #187 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #118 | gauze hammock | 1 |
| #182 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #68 | generic healing potion | 1 |
| #49 | generic mana potion | 1 |
| #79 | genie's bracers | 1 |
| #86 | genie's pants | 1 |
| #83 | genie's turbane | 1 |
| #32 | ghast iron ingot | 1 |
| #98 | ghost accordion | 1 |
| #160 | ghost beer | 1 |
| #59 | ghost bit | 1 |
| #1923 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #126 | ghost key | 1 |
| #376 | ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #122 | ghost toga | 1 |
| #44 | ghostly ectoplasm | 1 |
| #985 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #1349 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #996 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #158 | giant artisanal rice peeler | 1 |
| #158 | giant breath mint | 1 |
| #988 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #146 | giant giant moth dust | 1 |
| #201 | giant gym membership card | 1 |
| #192 | giant heirloom grape tomato | 1 |
| #180 | giant jar of protein powder | 1 |
| #139 | giant motorcycle boots | 1 |
| #640 | giant moxie weed | 1 |
| #158 | giant neckbeard | 1 |
| #1257 | giant needle | 1 |
| #212 | giant penguin keychain | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #183 | giant safety pin | 1 |
| #117 | giant spider leg | 1 |
| #257 | giant tube of black lipstick | 1 |
| #185 | giant turkey leg | 1 |
| #161 | gilt perfume bottle | 1 |
| #123 | ginger snaps | 1 |
| #3935 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3805 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #50 | gingerbread mug | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #68 | gingerbread smartphone | 1 |
| #164 | giraffe-necked turtle | 1 |
| #106 | glark cable | 1 |
| #88 | glass gnoll eye | 1 |
| #245 | glass of baboon milk | 1 |
| #27 | glass of drippy wine | 1 |
| #195 | glass of gnat milk | 1 |
| #897 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #249 | glass of herbal tequila | 1 |
| #59 | glass of raw eggs | 1 |
| #187 | glass of warm milk | 1 |
| #128 | glass of warm water | 1 |
| #207 | gleaming oyster egg | 1 |
| #232 | glistening fish meat | 1 |
| #217 | glistening oyster egg | 1 |
| #272 | glittery mascara | 1 |
| #92 | glob of cream cheese | 1 |
| #99 | glob of enchanted icing | 1 |
| #157 | glob of spoiled mayo | 1 |
| #45 | glob of undifferentiated tissue | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #197 | glowing fungus | 1 |
| #1108 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #55 | glowing spore pod | 1 |
| #116 | glowing syringe | 1 |
| #96 | gnatloaf | 1 |
| #132 | gnatloaf casserole | 1 |
| #747 | gnatwing | 1 |
| #736 | gnauga hide | 1 |
| #771 | gnoll lips | 1 |
| #790 | gnoll teeth | 1 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #820 | goat beard | 1 |
| #845 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #823 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #162 | goblin autoblowgun | 1 |
| #158 | goblin hunting spear | 1 |
| #158 | goblin water | 1 |
| #205 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #129 | gold nuggets | 1 |
| #227 | gold toothbrush | 1 |
| #99 | golden gum | 1 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #83 | good ash | 1 |
| #337 | good brain | 1 |
| #13 | goodberry | 1 |
| #72 | gooey lava globs | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #301 | gooified vegetable matter | 1 |
| #1168 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #115 | gourmet gourami oil | 1 |
| #89 | government | 1 |
| #261 | government cheese | 1 |
| #55 | government per-diem | 1 |
| #96 | government requisition form | 1 |
| #91 | government-issue identification badge | 1 |
| #34 | government-issued candy | 1 |
| #183 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #782 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #58 | grain of sand | 1 |
| #774 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #830 | grapes | 1 |
| #76 | grass whistle | 1 |
| #425 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #499 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #57 | gray seashell | 1 |
| #108 | grease trap | 1 |
| #24 | greasy desk bell | 1 |
| #881 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #1018 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #1007 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #79 | green mana | 1 |
| #51 | green marshmallow | 1 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #170 | green rocket | 1 |
| #55 | green seashell | 1 |
| #61 | green slime glob | 1 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #594 | gremlin juice | 1 |
| #198 | gremlin mutagen | 1 |
| #122 | grey cube | 1 |
| #292 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| #97 | grimstone mask | 1 |
| #101 | grimy lab coat | 1 |
| #75 | grisly shell fragment | 1 |
| #548 | grog | 1 |
| #76 | grogpagne | 1 |
| #119 | groose grease | 1 |
| #971 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #97 | groupie spangles | 1 |
| #23 | groveling gravel | 1 |
| #391 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #88 | guancertina | 1 |
| #275 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #18 | guffin | 1 |
| #45 | guilty sprout | 1 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #196 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #204 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #243 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #196 | gummi turtle | 1 |
| #118 | gun cleaning kit | 1 |
| #138 | gunky chicken | 1 |
| #72 | gunpowder burrito | 1 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #74 | hacked gibson | 1 |
| #200 | haggis-infused soap | 1 |
| #242 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 1 |
| #97 | hair of the fish | 1 |
| #79 | hair oil | 1 |
| #654 | hair spray | 1 |
| #247 | half of a gold tooth | 1 |
| #261 | half-baked potion | 1 |
| #104 | half-empty carton of milk | 1 |
| #97 | half-melted spoon | 1 |
| #322 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #168 | hamburger | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #239 | hamlet sandwich | 1 |
| #139 | hand grenegg | 1 |
| #106 | hand of cards | 1 |
| #53 | handful of bees | 1 |
| #209 | handful of crafty noodles | 1 |
| #211 | handful of drink tickets | 1 |
| #118 | handful of fire | 1 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #387 | handful of honey | 1 |
| #50 | handful of juicy garbage | 1 |
| #624 | handful of moss | 1 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #405 | handful of nuts and berries | 1 |
| #451 | handful of pine needles | 1 |
| #899 | handful of sand | 1 |
| #628 | handful of sawdust | 1 |
| #116 | handful of stubble | 1 |
| #171 | handful of tips | 1 |
| #16 | handful of toilet paper | 1 |
| #459 | handful of walnuts | 1 |
| #603 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #118 | handyman "hand soap" | 1 |
| #644 | happiness | 1 |
| #25 | hard rock | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #29 | haunted Hell ramen | 1 |
| #150 | haunted battery | 1 |
| #29 | haunted bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #26 | haunted cherry pie | 1 |
| #39 | haunted eggnog | 1 |
| #110 | haunted flame | 1 |
| #29 | haunted martini | 1 |
| #22 | haunted orange | 1 |
| #82 | haunted paddle-ball | 1 |
| #24 | haunted pizza | 1 |
| #76 | hawkface potion | 1 |
| #108 | head mirror | 1 |
| #324 | headhunter necktie | 1 |
| #64 | heart cozy | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #61 | heart-shaped candy whetstone | 1 |
| #52 | heat-resistant gloves | 1 |
| #47 | heat-resistant necktie | 1 |
| #36 | heather graham cracker | 1 |
| #1192 | heavy D | 1 |
| #169 | heavy crown | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #129 | heavy necklace chain | 1 |
| #44 | hell in a bucket | 1 |
| #862 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #1874 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #178 | hemp net | 1 |
| #894 | hemp string | 1 |
| #384 | henna face paint | 1 |
| #372 | henna tattoo | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #2513 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #604 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #38 | hibiscus petal | 1 |
| #26 | high-test fishing line | 1 |
| #970 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #316 | hippy herbal tea | 1 |
| #547 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #1286 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #205 | holistic headache remedy | 1 |
| #28 | hollow rock | 1 |
| #71 | holly-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #30 | holo-platoon | 1 |
| #179 | home robotics kit | 1 |
| #180 | honey stick | 1 |
| #233 | honey-dew | 1 |
| #576 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #435 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #458 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #80 | hot ashes | 1 |
| #255 | hot buttered roll | 1 |
| #42 | hot button candy | 1 |
| #103 | hot coal | 1 |
| #685 | hot date | 1 |
| #267 | hot hi mein | 1 |
| #1001 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #382 | hot nuggets | 1 |
| #333 | hot powder | 1 |
| #51 | hot spore pod | 1 |
| #461 | hot wad | 1 |
| #173 | hot watered rum | 1 |
| #1288 | hot wing | 1 |
| #336 | huge Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #38 | huge mint leaf | 1 |
| #25 | human musk | 1 |
| #138 | hustler shades | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #87 | ice porter | 1 |
| #277 | ice stein | 1 |
| #56 | ice-cold Cloaca Zero | 1 |
| #1765 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1605 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #323 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #616 | icy katana hilt | 1 |
| #74 | illegal firecracker | 1 |
| #165 | imitation White Russian | 1 |
| #204 | imp air | 1 |
| #43 | imported taffy | 1 |
| #183 | impure gasoline | 1 |
| #14 | industrial lubricant | 1 |
| #88 | industrial strength starch | 1 |
| #127 | industrially-crushed ice | 1 |
| #355 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #740 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #19 | infernal snowball | 1 |
| #88 | infrablack lipstick | 1 |
| #669 | inkwell | 1 |
| #604 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #246 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #193 | insanely spicy jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #92 | invisibility cream | 1 |
| #86 | invisible potion | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #683 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #94 | iron torso box | 1 |
| #62 | ironic mint | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #168 | irradiated turtle | 1 |
| #267 | jabañero pepper | 1 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #133 | jagged scrap metal | 1 |
| #71 | jagged tooth | 1 |
| #65 | jam band bootleg | 1 |
| #215 | janglin' bones | 1 |
| #82 | janitor's mop | 1 |
| #210 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #692 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #1294 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #120 | jaunty feather | 1 |
| #1832 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #116 | jazzy cigarette holder | 1 |
| #118 | jellyfish gel | 1 |
| #1066 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #62 | jingling spore pod | 1 |
| #1886 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #80 | jug of baconstone juice | 1 |
| #65 | jug of hamethyst juice | 1 |
| #77 | jug of porquoise juice | 1 |
| #542 | jug-o-magicalness | 1 |
| #559 | jumbo olive | 1 |
| #187 | jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #75 | jumping horseradish | 1 |
| #283 | jungle drum | 1 |
| #151 | jungle floor wax | 1 |
| #183 | juniper berries | 1 |
| #91 | junk yard | 1 |
| #200 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| #78 | karma shawarma | 1 |
| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| #56 | kelp | 1 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #527 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #2544 | killing feather | 1 |
| #172 | killing jar | 1 |
| #2062 | kite | 1 |
| #374 | kiwi | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #366 | knob bugle | 1 |
| #193 | kobold kibble | 1 |
| #304 | kumquat | 1 |
| #191 | lab-grown meat | 1 |
| #633 | large box | 1 |
| #280 | large cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #50 | lava cake | 1 |
| #58 | lava-proof pants | 1 |
| #71 | lavawater | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #2178 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2305 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1765 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #201 | leaf of grass | 1 |
| #689 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #118 | leather glove | 1 |
| #896 | leather mask | 1 |
| #743 | leathery bat skin | 1 |
| #796 | leathery cat skin | 1 |
| #588 | leathery rat skin | 1 |
| #108 | left bracket | 1 |
| #205 | left parenthesis | 1 |
| #36 | leftover chocolate bar | 1 |
| #64 | leftovers | 1 |
| #615 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #279 | legitimate business on the beach | 1 |
| #1236 | lemon | 1 |
| #362 | lemon meringue pie | 1 |
| #1752 | length of string | 1 |
| #669 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #430 | lesser grodulated violet | 1 |
| #938 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #210 | libation of liveliness | 1 |
| #36 | licorice snake | 1 |
| #1010 | lihc eye | 1 |
| #897 | lime | 1 |
| #1209 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1023 | line | 1 |
| #867 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #439 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #117 | linoleum stick | 1 |
| #125 | linoleum sword hilt | 1 |
| #140 | lint | 1 |
| #325 | lion oil | 1 |
| #140 | little black book | 1 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
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| #8 | plush sea serpent | 1 |
| #269 | pocket theremin | 1 |
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| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
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| #703 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
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| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
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| #443 | pygmy pygment | 1 |
| #149 | pygmy witchhazel | 1 |
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| #68 | raw potato | 1 |
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| #172 | really thick bandage | 1 |
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| #137 | recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 1 |
| #120 | recording of Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
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| #386 | secret blend of herbs and spices | 1 |
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| #279 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
| #411 | serum of sarcasm | 1 |
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| #13 | shadow chef's hat | 1 |
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