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| #62 | Elmley shades | 21 |
| #151 | Frat Army FGF | 37 |
| #297 | Gaia beads | 8 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #48 | Genalen™ Bottle | 114 |
| #472 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #330 | Heimandatz's heart | 5 |
| #40 | Himalayan Hidalgo sauce | 10 |
| #172 | Hippy Army MPE | 53 |
| #398 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 3 |
| #59 | Monstar energy beverage | 238 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #36 | PADL Phone | 479 |
| #313 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 3 |
| #39 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 4 |
| #44 | Steal This Candy | 106 |
| #201 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 14 |
| #50 | asbestos apron | 25 |
| #126 | beaten-up Chucks | 4 |
| #86 | beer bomb | 620 |
| #29 | beer bong | 204 |
| #21 | beer helmet | 400 |
| #33 | bejeweled pledge pin | 328 |
| #493 | blue class ring | 4 |
| #21 | bottle opener belt buckle | 247 |
| #75 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 57 |
| #495 | bullet-proof corduroys | 2 |
| #63 | can of Swiller | 104 |
| #318 | carbonated soy milk | 10 |
| #28 | chintzy saucepan earring | 75 |
| #58 | chloroform rag | 89 |
| #21 | chocolate saucepan | 131 |
| #95 | chunk of rock salt | 106 |
| #11 | cold and sour sauce | 20 |
| #312 | communications windchimes | 20 |
| #65 | cruelty-free wine | 101 |
| #75 | cup of primitive beer | 87 |
| #84 | depantsing bomb | 84 |
| #506 | didgeridooka | 2 |
| #30 | distressed denim pants | 315 |
| #24 | energy drink IV | 296 |
| #24 | exploding hacky-sack | 187 |
| #42 | fancy schmancy cheese sauce | 15 |
| #195 | fancy seashell necklace | 94 |
| #153 | ferret bait | 101 |
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| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #82 | frat brats | 14 |
| #801 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #23 | furniture dolly | 153 |
| #348 | gas balloon | 13 |
| #89 | gauze garter | 335 |
| #134 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #30 | giant foam finger | 206 |
| #364 | green smoke bomb | 3 |
| #48 | handful of walnuts | 156 |
| #61 | hemp net | 11 |
| #384 | henna face paint | 1 |
| #547 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #314 | hippy protest button | 9 |
| #27 | hot and sour sauce | 8 |
| #24 | keg shield | 260 |
| #25 | kick-ass kicks | 198 |
| #44 | knob ka-bobs | 58 |
| #183 | ladle of mystery | 1 |
| #32 | massive sitar | 10 |
| #167 | megatofu | 65 |
| #69 | melted Jell-o shot | 79 |
| #64 | mixed wildflower greens | 27 |
| #172 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 33 |
| #444 | natural fennel soda | 2 |
| #133 | nutty organic salad | 2 |
| #406 | oversized pipe | 6 |
| #62 | ovoid leather thing | 404 |
| #37 | panty raider camouflage | 59 |
| #20 | patchouli oil bomb | 200 |
| #23 | perforated battle paddle | 396 |
| #236 | really dense meat stack | 26 |
| #419 | red class ring | 20 |
| #482 | reinforced beaded headband | 2 |
| #386 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
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| #106 | sake bomb | 290 |
| #19 | sauce of the ages | 15 |
| #276 | saucepan | 205 |
| #12 | sausage bomb | 267 |
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| #11 | shiny hood ornament | 186 |
| #20 | sleazy and sour sauce | 13 |
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| #82 | slime convention pin | 2 |
| #297 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #108 | slime convention t-shirt | 2 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #18 | spooky and sour sauce | 13 |
| #993 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #16 | stench and sour sauce | 17 |
| #66 | stone baseball cap | 46 |
| #96 | super ka-bob | 2 |
| #118 | super salad | 4 |
| #225 | tequila grenade | 23 |
| #62 | thistle wine | 102 |
| #270 | tube of dread wax | 12 |
| #105 | tube sock | 5 |
| #24 | war tongs | 192 |
| #256 | water pipe bomb | 232 |
| #546 | white class ring | 10 |
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