Museum :: Brew Geared

Brew Geared

Rank	Item	Quantity
#88	"DRINK ME" potion	532
#53	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	14
#190	1-ball	38
#209	2-ball	30
#185	3-ball	39
#206	4-ball	33
#26	4:20 bomb	24
#210	5-ball	29
#191	6-ball	35
#229	7-ball	29
#324	8-ball	88
#625	9-ball	1
#309	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	3
#102	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	2
#14	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	8
#254	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#294	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#99	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	2
#25	A. W. O. L. commendation	143
#40	Accordion of Jordion	5
#87	Ancient Protector Soda	7
#660	Ancient Saucehelm	4
#285	Angelhair Culottes	4
#116	Argarggagarg's fang	11
#83	Atomic Comic	4
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#685	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#480	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	2
#1043	BGE merchandise order form	1
#241	BGE pocket calendar	3
#374	BGE shotglass	18
#235	BGE temporary tattoo	4
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#74	BOOterfinger	4
#58	BRAINS shorts	25
#55	BRICKO bulwark	2
#47	BRICKO eye brick	1,886
#288	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	4
#124	Barney's rake	2
#59	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	8
#300	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	34
#208	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	11
#142	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	19
#119	Barulio's bottle	2
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#53	Big Punk	6
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#173	Bling of the New Wave	7
#174	Blood Light	25
#273	Blue Diamond of Honesty	2
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#254	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#71	Bone's Farm "wine"	20
#800	Bonerdagon necklace	13
#184	Boozehounds Anonymous token	4
#260	Boss Bat bling	13
#1174	Boss Bat britches	10
#54	Bram's choker	3
#64	Bruno's blessing of Mars	5
#108	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	2
#399	C.H.U.M. knife	2
#583	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#509	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#530	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1265	CRIMBCO mug	5
#1251	CRIMBCO scrip	25
#1127	CRIMBCO wine	5
#1224	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#535	CRIMBCOLOAF	6
#77	CSA fire-starting kit	330
#64	CSA obedience grenade	215
#48	Carpathian longsword	36
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#50	Cheer-Up soda	16
#288	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#118	Claw of the Infernal Seal	8
#95	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	3
#487	Codpiece of the Goblin King	16
#693	Colander of Em-er'il	4
#81	Cookbook of the Damned	6
#200	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	12
#28	Cornbeefadon	6
#230	Corpse Island iced tea	23
#135	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#51	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	74
#199	Crimbo Credit	55
#161	Crimbo candle	1
#484	Crimbo salad	2
#57	Crimbo tattoo kit	2
#351	Crimbo wreath	2
#177	Crimbojito	1
#58	Crimbolex watch	2
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#240	Crimbonium fuel rod	5
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
#61	Crimbot battery	42
#190	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	18
#244	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#192	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	2
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#189	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	18
#248	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#220	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	13
#312	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	2
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#170	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	21
#246	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#188	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	7
#167	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	22
#240	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	4
#175	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	19
#195	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	2
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#1473	Crimbuck	200
#948	Crown of the Goblin King	26
#35	DNOTC Box	7
#29	DUFRESNE Suds	264
#102	Daisy's unclean bloomers	1
#89	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	3
#844	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	6
#661	Disco 'Fro Pick	5
#38	Disgeist	4
#60	Dolphin King's crown	59
#60	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	55
#338	Drowsy Sword	57
#91	Dust bunny	25
#1390	Dyspepsi grenade	3
#1085	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#177	Eau de Guaneau	3
#76	Ecto-Cooler	13
#809	El Sombrero De Lopez	3
#535	Elder Turtle Shell	5
#32	Eldritch snap	3
#39	En Una Fila Tequila	2
#24	Engorged Sausages and You	1
#521	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#62	Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	3
#46	Frankly Mr. Shank	1
#57	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	8
🥇	French slippers	1
#36	Frost™ brand sword	5
#84	Frosty's arm	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#344	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	2
#249	Fudgie Roll	1
#40	Gaia beads	138
#507	Galapagosian Cuisses	2
#518	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	2
#196	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
#46	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	8
🥈	General Assembly Module	3
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#475	Go-Wassail	36
#37	Golden Light	2
#261	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	4
#896	Green Clover of Justice	2
#35	Hairpiece On Fire	7
#34	Handsome Devil	2
#97	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	56
#332	Heimandatz's heart	5
#139	How to Play Othello	2
#36	Iiti Kitty phone charm	279
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#227	Inner Strength	2
#82	Inner Truth	4
#92	Inner Wisdom	4
#166	Instant Karma	69
#48	Jack-in-the-box	77
#212	Jocko Homo's head	8
#724	Jolly Roger charrrm	2
#81	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	36
#152	Knob Goblin firecracker	163
#300	Knob Goblin perfume	10
#111	Knob mushroom	140
#41	Knoll mushroom	394
#113	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	9
#116	Krakrox's Loincloth	8
#140	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	340
#209	LED block	7
#329	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	4
#457	Lars the Cyberian	1
#398	Lederhosen of the Night	3
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#53	Liam's mail	25
#52	Lobster qua Grill	5
#70	Lockenstock™ sandals	91
#80	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	4
#540	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	51
#769	M-242	7
#18	Mace of the Tortoise	25
#96	Mark V Steam-Hat	2
#95	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	4
#262	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	8
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
#117	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	21
#73	Microplushie: Bropane	154
#66	Microplushie: Dorkonide	57
#71	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	72
#55	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	40
#63	Microplushie: Gothochondria	129
#76	Microplushie: Hippylase	170
#53	Microplushie: Hipsterine	21
#75	Microplushie: Hobomosome	85
#62	Microplushie: Otakulone	205
#74	Microplushie: Raverdrine	102
#80	Microplushie: Sororitrate	130
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#406	Miniborg strangler	1
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#132	Necbro wafers	1
#144	Necrotelicomnicon	5
#266	Newman's Own Trousers	4
#22	Nightmare Fuel	24
#133	Nightstalker perfume	22
#106	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	16
#167	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	9
#165	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	8
#181	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	4
#111	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	8
#116	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	8
#665	Orange Star of Sacrifice	3
#524	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#58	Othello's dagger	3
#54	Othello's military jacket	3
#13	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	1,628
#60	Pink Heart of Spirit	16
#111	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	15
#128	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	10
#194	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	4
#136	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	10
#209	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	7
#242	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	6
#170	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	11
#779	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#182	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	11
#92	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	7
#410	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	5
#153	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	12
#472	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	4
#151	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	12
#95	Red Pill	4
#48	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	23
#82	Rock and Roll Legend	27
#195	SPF 451 lip balm	12
#1073	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#50	Saturday Night Special	12
#32	Saucepanic	2
#203	Scalp of Gorgolok	11
#614	Schrödinger's thermos	14
#57	Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	1
#100	Silver Bullet beer	23
#185	Sinful Desires	3
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#78	Sogg-Os	6
#60	Spookyraven signet	31
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#19	Stooper	8
#188	Strix stix	6
#155	Swizzler	68
#211	Sword of Dark Omens	1
#52	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	389
#49	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	454
#89	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	3
#49	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	380
#586	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	4
#22	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#402	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	3
#196	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	21
#11	The Bomb	70
#189	The Cooler Out of Space	16
#19	The Emperor's new pants	4
#21	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	6
#697	The Joy of Wassailing	3
#433	The Mariachi's guitar case	4
#302	The Necbronomicon	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#36	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	189
#1570	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#603	Thwaitgold bee statuette	4
#840	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#501	Thwaitgold bug statuette	1
#416	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	1
#428	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	1
#1044	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	3
#1441	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	2
#254	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	1
#465	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	3
#263	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#596	Thwaitgold spider statuette	4
#2349	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	1
#940	Thwaitgold termite statuette	3
#129	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
#753	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	2
#938	Travels with Jerry	1
#124	Typical Tavern swill	94
#436	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	4
#431	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	26
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#30	Unspeakachu	7
#690	Valentine	26
#126	Van der Graaf helmet	1
#117	Vial of jus de larmes	1
#85	Vodka Matryoshka	1
#177	Volartta's bellbottoms	7
#214	Wand of Nagamar	28
#71	Wax Flask	9
#51	Wet Russian	7
#310	Workytime Tea	7
#318	Yakisoba's hat	5
#71	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	35
#77	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	32
#22	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	1,628
#476	Yellow Moon of Compassion	7
#181	Z-Bone steak	3
#519	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	3
#72	accord ion	4
#44	accordion file	2
#69	accordionoid rocca	3
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#229	adorable seal larva	10
#67	alarm accordion	1
#58	alien force field disruptor bean	11
#127	amber aviator shades	1
#192	ammonite fossil	29
#50	ancient stone fist	44
#66	ancient stone head	17
#5	anniversary gift box	11
#63	annoying pitchfork	36
#271	ant hoe	1
#167	ant pick	2
#167	ant pitchfork	2
#141	ant rake	3
#107	ant sickle	4
#219	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	8
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#117	antique bottle opener	9
#96	antique hand mirror	94
#406	antique packet of ketchup	2
#251	antique painting of a landscape	3
#257	antique pair of blue jeans	3
#220	antique record album	12
#218	antique souvenir drawing	4
#125	archaeologing shovel	1
#105	arrrgyle socks	31
#75	artisanal limoncello	14
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#1062	astral mushroom	2
#115	attention spanner	1
#48	augmented-reality shades	10
#80	autocalliope	3
#498	awful poetry journal	170
#94	baby killer bee	103
#1113	badass belt	49
#104	badass pie	1
#364	bag of bones	3
#131	bag of lard	9
#23	bag of many confections	101
#200	balloon monkey	9
#729	banana	4
#338	banana cream pie	1
#89	banana peel	63
#388	banana smoothie	1
#208	banana spritzer	1
#437	banana-frosted king cake	6
#155	bananagate	44
#71	bargain flash powder	15
#90	baritone accordion	2
#318	bark rootbeer	3
#411	barrrnacle	39
#807	bath ball gift set	5
#616	battered Crimbo Crate	15
#23	beard incense	99
#268	beaten-up Chucks	2
#119	beautiful soup	1
#223	beavermouth	5
#104	beer bomb	496
#37	beer-battered accordion	11
#73	beer-scented teddy bear	15
#448	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#315	beholed bedsheet	3
#86	bejeweled cufflinks	41
#162	belemnite fossil	33
#25	big boom	99
#56	big rock	99
#701	bindlestocking	1
#665	bit of clingfilm	6
#224	bite-me-red lipstick	88
#172	black and white cracker	3
#54	black brandy	1
#193	black eyedrops	4
#69	black kettle drum	32
#1125	black paisley oyster egg	4
#936	black plastic oyster egg	4
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#98	black spot	8
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#62	blackberry galoshes	5
#67	blackberry moccasins	4
#138	blank diary	1
#785	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	8
🥉	blood roll-up	12
#114	blue class ring	39
#472	blue glowstick	3
#96	blue money bag	3
#2555	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#104	blue polka-dot oyster egg	26
#751	blue snowcone	2
#917	blue striped oyster egg	5
#137	blue tulip	1
#222	blueberry-frosted king cake	6
#16	bobcat grenade	16
#13	bomb of unknown origin	1
#213	bone aperitif	2
#787	bone chips	6
#74	bone flute	52
#195	bone meal	2
#236	bone rattle	9
#262	booze-soaked cherry	1
#23	boozebomb	10
#981	borg sock monkey	1
#306	bottle of Blank-Out	39
#169	bottle of Crimbognac	1
#221	bottle of Mystic Shell	4
#17	bottle of Sanguiovese	1
#314	bottle of bubbles	34
#56	bottle of drinkin' gas	3
#408	bottle of fire	1
#416	bottle of goofballs	62
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#100	bowl of Jeal-O	56
#50	box of Gratitude chocolates	2
#64	box of Pokëmann band-aids	44
#2322	box of sunshine	50
#127	box turtle	3
#320	bread line	3
#97	breaded beer	5
#117	brick of sand	18
#51	brilliant oyster egg	12
#86	brine	161
#12	broken glass grenade	13
#292	broken skull	70
#33	brown paper bag mask	77
#33	brown paper pants	74
#134	bubble-wrap simulator	7
#253	bubbly potion	60
#80	bucket of honey	57
#98	bugbear detector	1
#200	bunny liver	44
#48	burnt snowpants	35
#745	burst hellseal brain	2
#464	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#185	calavera concertina	1
#373	can of Binarrrca	26
#1499	can of CRIMBCOLA	3
#162	can of spinach	12
#80	can of sterno	3
#342	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	26
#203	candied yams	40
#1636	candy cane	18
#31	candy carrot	2
#2000	candy kneecapping stick	1
#1852	candy knuckles	1
#149	candy skeleton	5
#43	cane-mail pants	1
#547	canteen of wine	49
🥈	carbonite visor	1
#80	cardboard box turtle	1
#30	caret	13
#40	catfish whiskers	29
#142	cement sandals	6
#76	chainsaw chain	11
#88	chakra malt	2
#129	chakra-mental wine	1
#507	chaos butterfly	256
#89	charged magnet	1
#38	charisma potion	15
#102	cheap cigar butt	37
#1345	cheap elven gloves	1
#64	cheap sunglasses	13
#128	cheer extractor	1
#53	cheer-o-gram	16
#109	cheerful Crimbo sweater	1
#88	cheerful antler hat	1
#87	cheerful pajama pants	1
#115	chintzy accordion pin	6
#47	chintzy disco ball pendant	24
#119	chintzy noodle ring	9
#125	chintzy saucepan earring	9
#65	chintzy seal pendant	19
#82	chintzy turtle brooch	13
#185	chloroform rag	24
#81	choco-Crimbot	42
#261	chocolate cigar	7
#28	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	8
#595	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	2
#136	chocolate-frosted king cake	15
#105	chrome helmet turtle	3
#170	chrome sword hilt	1
#1273	chunk of depleted Grimacite	5
#99	cigar box turtle	7
#395	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#50	clingfilm tangle	1
#295	clockwork key	8
#41	clockwork sword	2
#287	cloudy potion	48
#95	cocoa egg	180
#171	colorful plastic ball	304
#40	comfy pillow	20
#102	communal gobstopper	6
#555	concentrated garbage juice	1
#20	consolation ribbon	1
#45	contract enforcement stick	63
🥉	control crystal	1
#209	cookie cookie	4
#23	cool mushroom	126
#116	cool mushroom wine	2
#124	corned-beef Reuben	27
#273	corpse on the beach	18
#220	corpsedriver	22
#250	corpsetini	20
#174	corrupted data	129
#31	cotton candy cordial	1
#25	cracker	14
#130	cranberry schnapps	4
#52	crappy brain	261
#33	croquet hedgehog	3
#138	crumbling rat skull	4
#104	crystal skull	1
#100	crystalline cheer	1,159
#93	crystallized memory	3
#144	cube of billiard chalk	2
#418	cursed cannonball	1
#455	cursed dirty joke scroll	1
#43	cursed scrunchie	25
#432	cursed voodoo skull	1
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#33	cyclops eyedrops	38
#242	dark potion	66
#40	deadfall branch	6
#615	deadly lampshade	1
#207	death blossom	1
#180	decanter of fine Scotch	1
#69	decent brain	265
#1478	defective skull	1
#1105	delicious salad	11
#383	deluxe fax machine	1
#195	depantsing bomb	26
#79	depleted uranium seal figurine	8
#117	designer handbag	20
🥇	detour shield	1
#55	devil-summoning hat	3
#997	diamond necklace	7
#87	dilapidated wizard hat	1
#63	dill	369
#59	diluted makeup	18
#69	dire fudgesicle	53
#27	dirty rigging rope	32
#128	distilled fortified wine	18
#651	disturbing fanfic	103
#173	divine champagne flute	95
#1641	doll house	1
#83	donkey flipbook	9
#80	double-ice box	1
#81	double-ice cap	5
#125	drone self-destruct chip	1
#382	drop of water-37	5
#49	drum of pomade	23
#258	drywall axe	53
#314	duct tape	125
#29	duct tape sword	5
#126	dueling turtle	1
#226	dull fish scale	21
#72	dumb mud	4
#39	duonoculars	15
#808	dusty Crimbo crate	10
#90	dusty animal cranium	4
#146	dusty animal jawbone	2
#109	dusty animal pelvis	4
#291	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	1
#313	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	1
#206	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	2
#144	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	3
#301	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	1
#142	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	3
#197	dusty first caudal vertebra	2
#303	dusty first cervical vertebra	1
#284	dusty first lumbar vertebra	1
#182	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	2
#140	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	3
#194	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	2
#142	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	3
#320	dusty left clavicle	1
#129	dusty left eighth rib	3
#115	dusty left eleventh rib	4
#150	dusty left femur	3
#107	dusty left fibula	4
#139	dusty left fifth rib	3
#131	dusty left first front claw	3
#323	dusty left first rear claw	1
#194	dusty left first rib	2
#297	dusty left fourth front claw	1
#140	dusty left fourth rear claw	3
#139	dusty left fourth rib	3
#201	dusty left humerus	2
#294	dusty left kneecap	1
#85	dusty left ninth rib	5
#142	dusty left radius	3
#200	dusty left second front claw	2
#297	dusty left second rib	1
#198	dusty left sixth rib	2
#322	dusty left tenth rib	1
#125	dusty left third front claw	3
#109	dusty left third rear claw	4
#199	dusty left third rib	2
#146	dusty left thumb	3
#81	dusty left tibia	5
#207	dusty left twelfth rib	2
#144	dusty left ulna	3
#181	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	2
#180	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	2
#185	dusty right clavicle	2
#183	dusty right eleventh rib	2
#301	dusty right femur	1
#201	dusty right fibula	2
#209	dusty right fifth rib	2
#107	dusty right first rear claw	4
#141	dusty right first rib	3
#107	dusty right fourth rear claw	4
#202	dusty right fourth rib	2
#152	dusty right humerus	3
#306	dusty right kneecap	1
#191	dusty right ninth rib	2
#192	dusty right radius	2
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#158	strawberyl	46
#791	stray chihuahua	3
#91	stress ball	6
#331	string of Crimbo lights	2
#53	string of dingle balls	1
#116	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	243
#1980	stuffed Cheshire bitten	25
#2158	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	23
#157	stuffed Meat	222
#953	stuffed alien blob	7
#1630	stuffed angry cow	31
#2444	stuffed astral badger	20
#2017	stuffed baby gravy fairy	26
#164	stuffed bandersnatch	1
#162	stuffed carpenter	1
#162	stuffed caterpillar	1
#1652	stuffed cocoabo	30
#556	stuffed crazy bastard sword	12
#201	stuffed dodo	1
#1395	stuffed doppelshifter	6
#1966	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	26
#2690	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	18
#1590	stuffed hand turkey	33
#89	stuffed key	399
#648	stuffed martini	12
#1433	stuffed mind flayer	36
#136	stuffed mink	242
#164	stuffed monocle	209
#1716	stuffed ninja snowman	1
#205	stuffed pocketwatch	1
#142	stuffed porpoise	1
#1797	stuffed scary death orb	29
#350	stuffed shoulder parrot	59
#2474	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	20
#2301	stuffed snowy owl	21
#1826	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	28
#688	stuffed spooky mushroom	12
#2448	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	20
#168	stuffed teddy butler	207
#123	stuffed tin of caviar	253
#83	stuffed treasure chest	435
#1773	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	29
#179	stuffed walrus	1
#555	stuffed yo-yo	1
#665	stuffing	13
#1277	sturdy Crimbo crate	5
#445	sucker scaffold	15
#766	sucky decal	1
#377	superheated fudge	9
#98	supportive bra	49
#138	sweet mochi ball	12
#242	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#60	sweetened reindeer fat	1
#55	swirling mushroom wine	1
#144	swirly potion	125
#40	swordzall	1
#74	syncopated turtle	3
#779	synthetic stuffing	5
#67	tangle of rat tails	7
#144	tarnished bottlecap	3
#316	tassel	4
#59	tattered paper crown	5
#1374	teddy borg	3
#44	teeny-tiny magic scroll	12
#37	tequila grenade	322
#75	terrible poem	21
#779	theoretical string	12
#27	three-legged pants	58
#294	throbbing rage gland	1
#73	throwing bone	14
#175	throwing wrench	14
#25	tie-dyed fannypack	42
#166	tiny bomb	4
#651	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#65	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	1
#244	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	18
#84	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	24
#222	tiny plastic Beebee King	11
#385	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#266	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#152	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	7
#444	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#61	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
#170	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	23
#220	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#357	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	7
#620	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#4312	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#4231	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#88	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#100	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#100	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#636	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#244	tiny plastic Father McGruber	17
#283	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#174	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#88	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#484	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	2
#215	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	20
#796	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	1
#167	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#3074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#76	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#72	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#282	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	4
#214	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#1057	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#402	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#378	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	11
#171	tiny plastic Queen Bee	13
#221	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	5
#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#187	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	22
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#68	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#171	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#237	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#368	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	7
#76	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#302	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#110	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#1734	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#114	tiny plastic angry space marine	31
#78	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#243	tiny plastic animelf	1
#73	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#332	tiny plastic batbugbear	13
#132	tiny plastic bee swarm	29
#195	tiny plastic beebee gunners	21
#161	tiny plastic beebee queue	24
#119	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	30
#154	tiny plastic blazing bat	25
#215	tiny plastic bugaboo	21
#253	tiny plastic buzzerker	17
#129	tiny plastic cavebugbear	29
#988	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#264	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#270	tiny plastic fire servant	9
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#188	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	22
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#73	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#145	tiny plastic moneybee	28
#207	tiny plastic mumblebee	20
#1037	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#358	tiny plastic peacannon	7
#59	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#208	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	11
#585	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#980	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4040	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#225	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#488	tiny plastic the Free Man	5
#313	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#177	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#55	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#1125	tiny shaker of salt	1
#906	toast	743
#267	toe jam	1
#277	tofurkey gravy	30
#250	tofurkey leg	32
#110	tofurkey nugget	2
#821	tooth	4
#2528	toothsome rock	1
#1240	top	3
#111	torquoise	1
#127	tortoboggan	1
#201	tourmalime	36
#149	towel	61
#67	toy Crimbot mega face	1
#67	toy Crimbot power glove	1
#64	toy Crimbot rocket legs	1
#62	toy Crimbot super fist	1
#2400	toy crazy train	1
#900	toy deathbot	1
#723	toy hoverpad	14
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#2126	toy mercenary	1
#1474	toy wheel	3
#93	traditional Crimbo cookie	10
#51	transparent nog	5
#2486	tree-eating kite	3
#1156	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#209	trilobite fossil	24
#269	tropical orchid	9
#39	trout fang	8
#47	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	6
#160	turtle pheromones	29
#704	turtle totem	38
#169	turtle wax	2
#206	turtlemail bits	9
#46	turtling rod	3
#535	twitching claw	9
#66	two meat muck	2
#170	unearthed potsherd	23
#190	unfinished fruitcake	2
#108	unnatural gas	2
#95	unstable DNA	496
#215	unstable laser battery	90
#972	untamable turtle	2
#159	unused soap	2
#376	unusual disco ball	7
#429	useless powder	305
#45	vampagne	1
#54	vampire collar	49
#176	vampire glitter	2
#313	vanilla-frosted king cake	5
#807	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	9
#114	very overdue library book	6
#65	vial of The Glistening	14
#370	vibrating cyborg knife	12
#41	vibrating mushroom	6
#93	vinegar	325
#172	viral DNA	2
#388	vitachoconutriment capsule	14
#68	volcanic ash	100
#349	wad of cotton	9
#132	walrus ice cream	1
#481	walrus-tusk earring	2
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#66	wand of pigification	15
#42	warbear drone codes	1
#48	warehouse key	18
#15	warm mushroom	136
#129	water pipe bomb	638
#70	weird gazelle steak	2
#107	whisker pencil	81
#169	whiskey in a broken glass	8
#903	white balloon	1
#198	white candygram	2
#404	white class ring	16
#85	white money bag	6
#126	white tulip	1
#37	wild honey pie	1
#32	willyweed	102
#2054	wind-up chattering teeth	1
#342	wind-up meatcar	34
#265	wine-soaked bone chips	3
#615	witch hat	1
#46	witch's brew	2
#106	wok lobster	1
#344	wolfman mask	19
#528	wooden block	5
#61	wool hat	54
#16	worksite credentials	7
#30	worthless gewgaw	1,285
#45	worthless knick-knack	746
#114	woven baling wire bracelets	8
#124	yam candy	2
#439	yellow glowstick	3
#112	yellow gummi ingot	300
#95	yellow matter custard	1
#382	yellow paisley oyster egg	7
#353	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	6
#161	yellow striped oyster egg	14
🥇	yield shield	1
#77	yule gruel	23
#104	yule pup	1
#756	zombie pineal gland	6

Wow, that's 64,113 items total!

what items are this player missing?