Museum :: Derdrom

Derdrom

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#577	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	2
#1438	1-ball	1
#71	1.21 jigawatts	2
#46	100-Watt bulb	2
#14	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1,337
#1050	2-ball	2
#22	25-meat staff	25
#885	3-ball	3
#354	30669 scroll	24
#487	33398 scroll	27
#149	334 scroll	48
#747	4-ball	4
#79	5-Alarm Saucepan	5
#647	5-ball	5
#117	5-hour acrimony	2
#603	6-ball	6
#36	64067 scroll	23
#68	668 scroll	24
#382	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	7
#569	7-ball	7
#1225	8-ball	8
#122	9-ball	9
#149	A. W. O. L. commendation	45
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#215	Alice's Army Alchemist	2
#173	Alice's Army Bowman	2
#169	Alice's Army Cleric	2
#173	Alice's Army Coward	2
#108	Alice's Army Dervish	2
#38	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	2
#39	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#36	Alice's Army Foil Guard	2
#34	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	2
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#41	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	2
#38	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	2
#41	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	2
#36	Alice's Army Foil Page	2
#35	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	2
#35	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	2
#38	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	2
#33	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	2
#205	Alice's Army Guard	2
#162	Alice's Army Hammerman	2
#167	Alice's Army Horseman	2
#170	Alice's Army Lanceman	2
#214	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	2
#106	Alice's Army Martyr	2
#204	Alice's Army Ninja	2
#205	Alice's Army Nurse	2
#204	Alice's Army Page	2
#216	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	2
#109	Alice's Army Sniper	2
#205	Alice's Army Spearsman	2
#204	Alice's Army Swordsman	2
#207	Alice's Army Wallman	2
#1338	Amulet of Yendor	2
#2230	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#1054	Angry Farmer candy	31
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#480	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	2
#745	BGE merchandise order form	3
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#898	BGE shotglass	6
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#633	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#184	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	3
#1172	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	10
#509	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	4
🥉	Bash-Ōs boxtop	250
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#138	Bjorn's Hammer	3
#773	Black No. 2	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#1920	Bonerdagon necklace	2
#103	Boris's key lime	6
#187	Boris's key lime pie	6
#396	Boris's ring	4
#899	Boss Bat bling	3
#1792	Boss Bat britches	4
#1743	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#32	Brimstone Brooch	1
#451	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	13
#1057	Bulky Buddy Box	2
#1761	CRIMBCO mug	2
#396	CSA fire-starting kit	2
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#70	Cerebral Cloche	2
#95	Cerebral Crossbow	3
#80	Cerebral Culottes	2
#150	Cherry Cloaca Cola	11
#29	Chester's muscle shirt	2
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#48	Climate Colada	1
#892	Cloaca grenade	11
#361	Cloaca-Cola	105
#321	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	11
#1061	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	2
#999	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#248	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	11
#995	Cloaca-Cola shield	2
#256	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	3
#141	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	2
#1210	Codpiece of the Goblin King	5
#37	Coily™	2
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#436	Cold Hots candy	11
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#58	Crimbough	1
#3601	Crown of the Goblin King	2
#195	DNOTC Box	2
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#121	Diet Cloaca Cola	11
#1695	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#251	Disco Banjo	2
#240	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	11
#428	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	11
#82	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	11
#144	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	11
#436	Doc's Miracle Cure	2
#1415	Dolphin King's crown	2
#455	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	13
#894	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	3
#396	Dramatic™ range	2
#1203	Drowsy Sword	10
#816	Dyspepsi grenade	11
#1928	Dyspepsi-Cola	2
#267	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	11
#999	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	2
#991	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#252	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	11
#956	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
#332	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	2
#1102	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#13	El Vibrato Megadrone	2
#60	El Vibrato drone	2
#10	El Vibrato energy spear	2
#11	El Vibrato helmet	2
#11	El Vibrato leg guards	2
#374	El Vibrato power sphere	2
#160	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#291	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#257	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#197	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#298	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#283	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#5	El Vibrato translator	3
#1468	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#344	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	7
#153	Elfin shortbread	7
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#636	Ent cider	8
#78	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	2
#861	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	2
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#706	Feynman gate	12
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#266	Game Grid ticket	2
#236	Game Grid token	2
#148	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	2
#462	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#58	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	2
#478	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	5
#103	Gnollish autoplunger	2
#142	Gnollish casserole dish	7
#552	Gnollish flyswatter	3
#409	Gnollish pie server	3
#390	Gnollish pie tin	7
#497	Gnollish plunger	3
#425	Gnollish slotted spoon	3
#333	Gnollish toolbox	11
#16	Gnomish toolbox	11
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#215	Grateful Undead T-shirt	2
#343	Gummi-DNA	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#53	Hatorade	10
#248	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#1147	Heimandatz's heart	1
#415	Hell ramen	4
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#133	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#66	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1461	Imp Ale	13
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#1001	Instant Karma	2
#357	Jarlsberg's earring	4
#100	Jarlsberg's key lime	6
#174	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	6
#34	Jawmaster 2000™	1
#724	Jolly Roger charrrm	2
#399	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	4
#494	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	13
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#39	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	2
#28	Kentucky-fried meat staff	2
#54	Kentucky-fried meat sword	2
#67	Kentucky-style derby	2
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#61	Kiss the Knob apron	2
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#246	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
#820	Knob Goblin elite helm	2
#815	Knob Goblin elite pants	2
#792	Knob Goblin elite polearm	2
#892	Knob Goblin elite shirt	2
#54	Knob Goblin eyedrops	31
#218	Knob Goblin firecracker	105
#780	Knob Goblin harem pants	2
#801	Knob Goblin harem veil	2
#43	Knob Goblin learning pill	31
#370	Knob Goblin love potion	31
#405	Knob Goblin melon baller	3
#67	Knob Goblin nasal spray	31
#913	Knob Goblin pants	2
#275	Knob Goblin perfume	11
#80	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	31
#849	Knob Goblin scimitar	3
#520	Knob Goblin seltzer	11
#23	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	61
#585	Knob Goblin spatula	3
#209	Knob Goblin steroids	61
#66	Knob Goblin stink bomb	11
#379	Knob Goblin superseltzer	11
#867	Knob Goblin tongs	3
#746	Knob Goblin visor	2
#28	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	11
#426	Knob mushroom	11
#330	Knob sausage	11
#57	Knob sausage stir-fry	7
#29	Knob shroomkabob	11
#45	Knob stir-fry	11
#71	Knob stroganoff	7
#215	Knob stuffed shells	5
#549	Knoll mushroom	11
#137	Knoll shroomkabob	11
#30	Knoll stir-fry	11
#669	LED block	1
#456	Lars the Cyberian	1
#135	Li'l Businessman Kit	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#1725	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	11
#467	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	13
#467	Lucky Surprise Egg	7
#1200	M-242	1
#125	MSG	8
#172	Mace of the Tortoise	3
#1392	Mad Train wine	7
#155	Mae West with a fly in it	2
#593	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	12
#85	Manetwich	11
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#300	Marquis de Poivre soda	11
#119	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	3
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#264	Meat detector	2
#92	Meat maid	2
#111	Meat maid body	2
#203	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	41
#185	Meleegra™ pills	61
#173	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#185	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#112	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
#192	Mer-kin takebag	1
#163	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#630	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	31
#875	Microplushie: Bropane	2
#701	Microplushie: Dorkonide	2
#749	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	2
#583	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	2
#887	Microplushie: Gothochondria	2
#914	Microplushie: Hippylase	2
#433	Microplushie: Hipsterine	2
#819	Microplushie: Hobomosome	2
#919	Microplushie: Otakulone	2
#835	Microplushie: Raverdrine	2
#869	Microplushie: Sororitrate	2
#1056	Mob Penguin cellular phone	11
#851	Mohawk wig	2
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#93	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#636	Mountain Stream soda	11
#462	Mr. Joe's bangles	2
#1254	Mr. Mediocrebar	31
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#102	ND	2
#303	NG	2
#568	NPZR chemistry set	2
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#128	New Cloaca-Cola	1
#434	Newbiesport™ tent	2
#98	Northern pemmican	1
#317	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	2
#328	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	1
#306	Now and Earlier	11
#245	Nuclear Blastball	1
#509	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#591	Orcish baseball cap	3
#534	Orcish cargo shorts	3
#595	Orcish frat-paddle	2
#194	Orcish meat locker	2
#612	PADL Phone	1
#203	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	2
#14	Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	2
#2360	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	1
#91	Pasta Spoon of Peril	3
#577	Penultimate Fantasy chest	11
#476	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	2
#494	Pine-Fresh air freshener	4
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#187	Pokëmann band-aid	1
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#777	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#890	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#888	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#32	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	12
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#338	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	2
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#536	Ram's Face Lager	21
#126	Regular Cloaca Cola	11
#1464	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#523	Rock Pops	101
#449	Rock and Roll Legend	2
#204	Roo trading card	1
#47	Saccharine Maple pendant	2
#1610	Scalp of Gorgolok	2
#132	Senior Mints	101
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#211	Serenity trading card	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#122	Skullhead's Screw	1
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#330	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	4
#96	Sneaky Pete's key lime	6
#177	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	6
#566	Snow Queen Crown	2
#10	Space Trip safety headphones	1
#667	Spam Witch sammich	18
#338	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	2
#1232	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	2
#644	Steal This Candy	1
#945	Summer Nights	1
#59	Super Magic Power Sword X	3
#555	Supernova Champagne	3
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#169	Tales of the Word Realms	2
#656	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	61
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#208	The Snake trading card	1
#58	The Snitch's Manifesto	2
#59	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	2
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#563	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#838	Trollhouse cookies	11
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#328	Ultrasoldier Serum	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#23	Uncle Hobo's epic beard	1
#267	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	11
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#1912	Valentine	3
#273	Valentine's Day cake	2
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#174	WA	2
#852	Wand of Nagamar	3
#785	Warm Subject gift certificate	11
#201	White Citadel burger	11
#132	White Citadel fries	11
#180	Wint-O-Fresh mint	101
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#221	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	2
#8	Young Man's Crew Sequester	2
#1352	Yummy Tummy bean	101
#362	a little sump'm sump'm	6
#550	abominable snowcone	16
#801	acid-squirting flower	2
#788	acoustic guitarrr	2
#821	adder bladder	1
#91	albatross necklace	1
#706	all-purpose cleaner	1
#129	all-purpose flower	1
#17	alpha-mail pants	26
#77	alphabet gum	26
#1013	amulet of extreme plot significance	4
#145	ancient calendar fragment	1
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#311	ancient frozen dinner	6
#45	ancient hot dog wrapper	1
#182	ancient ice cream scoop	1
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#533	ancient spice	1
#464	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	12
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#679	anniversary balloon	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
#2606	anniversary gift box	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#57	annoying pitchfork	42
#631	ant agonist	1
#270	ant hoe	1
#255	ant pick	1
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#283	ant rake	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#253	anti-anti-antidote	11
#877	anticheese	2
#722	antique greaves	2
#745	antique helmet	2
#744	antique shield	2
#694	antique spear	3
#204	arrow'd heart balloon	3
#246	arrowgram	1
#487	arrrgyle socks	4
#433	asbestos apron	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#171	asbestos crossbow string	1
#58	asbestos helmet turtle	2
#998	asbestos ore	2
#172	asbestos stick	1
#177	asbestos sword hilt	1
#789	asparagus knife	3
#22	asparagus stir-fry	21
#769	aspirin	1
#469	asshat	2
#1192	astral mushroom	1
#415	astronaut ice-cream	1
#620	astronaut pants	12
#298	atomic vector plotter	12
#80	attention spanner	2
#7	augmented El Vibrato drone	2
#64	automatic catapult	2
#1295	awful poetry journal	11
#202	bätzle	5
#186	baby cuddlefish	1
#1545	baby killer bee	2
#183	babycakes	1
#378	bacon bath ball	2
#2045	baconstone	2
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#185	baconstone earring	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#2460	badass belt	20
#86	badger badge	2
#301	bag of Cheat-Os	31
#1238	bag of airline peanuts	11
#505	ball	12
#183	balloon helmet	2
#664	balloon monkey	2
#105	balloon shield	1
#144	balloon sword	3
#88	bamboo bokuto	3
#1147	banana	1
#389	banana smoothie	1
#13	banana-frosted king cake	51
#149	banjo strings	2
#1058	bar skin	2
#380	barbed-wire fence	11
#306	bargain flash powder	1
#1799	barrrnacle	2
#245	barskin hat	2
#118	barskin tent	2
#31	bartender skull	2
#141	bartender-in-the-box	2
#41	bartender-skull-in-the-box	2
#327	baseball	14
#79	basic meat crossbow	2
#53	basic meat fez	2
#27	basic meat foon	3
#96	basic meat helmet	2
#61	basic meat kilt	2
#95	basic meat pants	2
#52	basic meat skirt	2
#63	basic meat spork	3
#77	basic meat staff	2
#112	basic meat sword	2
#414	bat guano	21
#66	bat haggis	11
#89	bat hat	1
#77	bat whip	1
#578	bat wing	11
#52	bat wing kabob	11
#68	bat wing stir-fry	7
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#92	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	12
#523	batblade	3
#748	batgut	11
#1192	bath ball gift set	2
#1447	battered Crimbo Crate	2
#227	battered hubcap	1
#149	bean burrito	7
#199	beanbag chair	2
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#643	bed of coals	1
#967	beer bomb	1
#50	beer cartilage	11
#128	beer goggles	4
#673	beer helmet	1
#543	beer lens	2
#258	beertini	8
#416	begpwnia	1
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#62	bejeweled accordion strap	4
#954	bejeweled cufflinks	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#523	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#41	bezoar ring	1
#271	bi-lateral logic compressor	12
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#703	big red clown nose	4
#347	big rock	2
#90	big slimy cyst	2
#151	big stick	2
#83	bigger stick	2
#802	bilge wine	1
#72	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	2
#1496	bit of clingfilm	1
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#589	black & tan	1
#89	black belt	1
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#669	black forest cake	1
#552	black forest ham	1
#305	black paisley oyster egg	16
#577	black pepper	1
#461	black picnic basket	1
#459	black pixel	41
#441	black plastic oyster egg	11
#330	black polka-dot oyster egg	16
#235	black pudding	11
#851	black snake skin	1
#234	black snowcone	16
#464	black spot	1
#297	black striped oyster egg	16
#156	black velvet box	3
#892	blackberry	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#137	blank diary	1
#317	blood flower	28
#64	blood of the Wereseal	31
#227	blood-faced volleyball	2
#416	bloody beer	21
#816	bloody clown pants	2
#251	bloody mary	8
#688	blue class ring	2
#17	blue glowstick	30
#187	blue paisley oyster egg	16
#866	blue pixel	21
#126	blue pixel potion	11
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#433	blue plastic oyster egg	11
#233	blue polka-dot oyster egg	16
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#442	blue snowcone	16
#259	blue striped oyster egg	16
#83	blue suede shoes	1
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#89	blue-frosted astral cupcake	16
#51	blueberry-frosted king cake	19
#222	blundarrrbus	2
#16	bone and arrows	2
#142	bone collar	2
#9	bone crusher	3
#124	bone meal	4
#488	bone rattle	2
#76	bone spurs	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#8	bonerang	3
#9	boning knife	3
#752	booty chest charrrm	1
#105	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
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#3942	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#3977	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#3979	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#3976	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	4
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#1361	tiny plastic bee swarm	1
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#3968	tiny plastic cocoabo	4
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#3921	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	4
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#3861	tiny plastic taco cat	1
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#489	vampire collar	2
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#32	water-polo mitt	4
#52	weegee sqouija	2
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#262	whiskey and cola	8
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#298	white collar	4
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#650	white lightning	8
#351	white picket fence	10
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#640	white satin pants	2
#446	white satin shield	2
#936	white snake skin	2
#621	white sword	3
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#428	wonderwall shield	1
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#61	wooden salad bowl	2
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#651	worthless trinket	2
#590	wreath of laurels	1
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#1213	yellow snowcone	16
#136	yellow striped oyster egg	16
#38	yellow traffic cone	1
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#710	yo	12
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#606	yohohoyo	1
#201	yummy death watch beetle	1

Wow, that's 23,013 items total!

what items are this player missing?