| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #586 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 7 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #507 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 5 |
| #525 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #92 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #963 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #522 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 3 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #377 | beach glass bead | 8 |
| #293 | bed of coals | 3 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #571 | booty chest charrrm | 4 |
| #105 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #603 | cannonball charrrm | 3 |
| #80 | cannonball charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #437 | carob chunks | 7 |
| #354 | clay peace-sign bead | 8 |
| #594 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 3 |
| #81 | copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #487 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #628 | decorative fountain | 3 |
| #2467 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #1923 | duct tape | 3 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #744 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #606 | filthy corduroys | 5 |
| #552 | filthy knitted dread sack | 6 |
| #487 | filthy pestle | 2 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #110 | gilded ancient cursed key | 2 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #103 | grumpy old man charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #542 | hemp string | 9 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #897 | herbs | 2 |
| #320 | hippy herbal tea | 1 |
| #376 | hippy medical kit | 5 |
| #578 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #1588 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #195 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #40 | mugcake | 1,002 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #132 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 2 |
| #618 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #1559 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #556 | patchouli incense stick | 12 |
| #595 | phat turquoise bead | 4 |
| #302 | phat turquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #223 | ravioli della hippy | 1 |
| #1404 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #458 | reodorant | 10 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2225 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #78 | rum barrel charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #212 | shimmering rainbow sand | 2 |
| #646 | silver tongue charrrm | 2 |
| #82 | silver tongue charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #172 | simple ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #554 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #493 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #6296 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #6274 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #4835 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #5813 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #5771 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #6180 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #6372 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4952 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4056 | stuffed hand turkey | 10 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4626 | stuffed scary death orb | 8 |
| #7047 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6909 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #6332 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6285 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4901 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #351 | tambourine | 1 |
| #574 | tambourine bells | 3 |
| #516 | tarrrnish charrrm | 2 |
| #73 | tarrrnished charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #6239 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2814 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2112 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 5 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #411 | tofu casserole | 2 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #2813 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #1912 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #253 | vial of patchouli oil | 2 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #590 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |