| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #586 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 7 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #506 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 5 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #128 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #524 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 3 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #375 | beach glass bead | 8 |
| #293 | bed of coals | 3 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #570 | booty chest charrrm | 4 |
| #104 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #603 | cannonball charrrm | 3 |
| #80 | cannonball charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #439 | carob chunks | 7 |
| #355 | clay peace-sign bead | 8 |
| #592 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 3 |
| #81 | copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #488 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #628 | decorative fountain | 3 |
| #2464 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #1924 | duct tape | 3 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #604 | filthy corduroys | 5 |
| #551 | filthy knitted dread sack | 6 |
| #487 | filthy pestle | 2 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #108 | gilded ancient cursed key | 2 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #102 | grumpy old man charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #542 | hemp string | 9 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #896 | herbs | 2 |
| #316 | hippy herbal tea | 1 |
| #374 | hippy medical kit | 5 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #1591 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #193 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #40 | mugcake | 1,002 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #131 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 2 |
| #616 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #556 | patchouli incense stick | 12 |
| #596 | phat turquoise bead | 4 |
| #301 | phat turquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #221 | ravioli della hippy | 1 |
| #1402 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #457 | reodorant | 10 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #76 | rum barrel charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #212 | shimmering rainbow sand | 2 |
| #644 | silver tongue charrrm | 2 |
| #81 | silver tongue charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #169 | simple ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #6284 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #6262 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #4827 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #5798 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #5760 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #6161 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #6363 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4944 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4046 | stuffed hand turkey | 10 |
| #7815 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4617 | stuffed scary death orb | 8 |
| #7038 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6900 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #6321 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6270 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4895 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #349 | tambourine | 1 |
| #575 | tambourine bells | 3 |
| #516 | tarrrnish charrrm | 2 |
| #72 | tarrrnished charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #2117 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2813 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2108 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1464 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 5 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #410 | tofu casserole | 2 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #253 | vial of patchouli oil | 2 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |